Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2701-2800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2701-2800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Minimalist

Thing

Card by Bucky

punch

action

any thing that's name sounds like a person gets disabled for one turn

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Low blow!

Card by juegoman

Up Quark

Thing Quark

Action and thing: Draw a card for every Quark in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Electrino

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of an Electron from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

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It is really a Electron neutrino.

Card by gill_smoke

Electron

Thing

If there's a quark in play this card has the following ability Action: Create an energy token.

Card by gill_smoke

1V

Life Support

Thing

You cannot be eliminated from the game. You cannot lose the game unless someone else wins the game at the same time.

Card by Bucky

2V

Brainwash

Action

Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn.

Card by Bucky

3V

Cannibalize

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards.

Card by Bucky

Ventriloquist

Thing

Action: Activate target Thing's Action ability.

Card by Binarius

Evil Dummy

Thing

Play into target opponent's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die; on a 3 or 4, discard a random card, and on a 5 or 6, destroy a random Thing you control. Action: This card's controller is eliminated.

Card by Binarius

Chopping Block

Thing

Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead.

Card by Binarius

A Night in a Graveyard

Thing

At the beginning of your turn (if you can) destroy n non-token things you control, where n is the number of undeads you control.
Action: Destroy target thing and put a zombie token into play.

Card by Zt

A Night in a Desecrated Church

Action

Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time.

Card by Zt

Buried Alive!

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things.

Card by Zt

Charm Quark

Thing Quark

Action and thing: Take control of a thing for every Quark in play

Card by gill_smoke

Gluon

Thing Quark

At the beginning of your turn you may use Gluon to replicate an Action ability of any Quark in play. Everybody may use the following ability Action and Thing: Create a copy of Gluon. There can only be a total of 8 Gluons in play, with new ones replacing the oldest.

Card by gill_smoke

W+/- boson

Action

Can be discarded to use as an energy token.
Either Search the draw or discard piles a Quark thing OR replicate any Action ability of a Quark in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Rendezvous with Satan

Action

Target player is eliminated, unless she discards a card. If she controls any undeads, she is eliminated again, unless she discards two cards.

Card by Zt

Mermaid

Thing

Instead of playing a thing, you may draw a card.
Instead of drawing a card, you may play a thing.

Card by Zt

Bribery, Laser Guns and Zombies

Action

You may destroy two money tokens you control to gain control of target thing. You may destroy two energy tokens you control to destroy target thing. You may destroy five undeads you control to eliminate an opponent who doesn't control undeads.

Card by Zt

Top Quark

Thing Quark

Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. Play all actions revealed.

Card by gill_smoke

Mutrino

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Muon from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

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It is really a Muon neutrino

Card by gill_smoke

Muon

Thing

If there ss a quark in play Action: Destroy a thing. Otherwise Action and Thing: replace this card with a copy of 2 Quarks from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

Card by gill_smoke

99

Wisdom of the Elders

Thing

All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls.

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In *my* day...

Card by Goldenboots

1

That's So Last Week

Thing

All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls.

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The olden days? Earlier this morning!

Card by Goldenboots

Down Quark

Thing Quark

Action and thing: Discard a card for every Quark in play

Card by gill_smoke

Photon

Thing

Counts as an energy token Action: create energy token Thing: Create energy token

Card by gill_smoke

Positron

Thing

Destroy this card if a new Quark comes into play. Thing: Create an energy token.

Card by gill_smoke

Magic Frame

Thing

Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

Quark Node

Thing

All Nodes are also Quarks. All Quarks are also Nodes.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Overenthusiasm

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Genie in a Jar

Action

You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card, But don't shuffle it into the deck.

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Not nearly as reliable as the bottled variety.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Strange Quark

Thing Quark

Action and Thing: Reveal your hand. For every quark in play, play that many cards from your hand and then draw to replace played cards.

Card by gill_smoke

Tautrino

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Tauon from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

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It is really a Tauon neutrino.

Card by gill_smoke

Tauon

Thing

If there are no quarks in play this card has the following ability Thing: create a copy of a quark from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.
otherwise Action: Destroy this card and flip a coin if Heads Take control of a quark in play. else if Tails Destroy one of your own quarks

Card by gill_smoke

Doomed

Action

Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan

Gravedigger

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Post Peak Cardboard

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have one. Players may choose to skip card draws.

Card by Kevan

Bottom Quark

Thing Quark

Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. play all things revealed.

Card by gill_smoke

Z boson

Action

With a minimum of 1 trigger an action ability of any thing in play for every Quark in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Meson Stream

Thing

Action and Thing: For every Quark in play, destroy a thing

Card by gill_smoke

Fimo

Thing

Action: Change a token into a different type of token.

Card by Kevan

Paper Cuts

Action

Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand.

Card by Kevan

4V

Storage Node

Thing-Node

Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each Node you control.

Card by Bucky

5V

Bottled Action

Thing

When Bottled Action is destroyed, you may immediately play an extra Action.

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Even if it isn't your turn.

Card by Bucky

6V

Shatter

Action

Destroy a Thing you control.

Card by Bucky

Token Smasher

Thing

Action: Destroy a token and put three Fragment tokens into play in its place.

Card by Kevan

Portcullis

Thing

Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return this card to your hand.

Card by Kevan

Kaon

Thing - Particle

Action: Destroy Kaon and play three cards. This ability is triggered automatically on Kaon's third turn in play.

Card by Binarius

Pion

Thing - Particle

Action: Search the deck for a Particle, put it into your hand, and shuffle the deck.

Card by Binarius

Particle Accelerator

Thing

Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. At the beginning of your turn, draw ten cards and discard them immediately. If any of them is a Particle, you win.

Card by Binarius

7V

Networked Assault

Action

Destroy one target Thing, plus one more target Thing for each Node you control.

Card by Bucky

8V

Greater Necromancy

Action

Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by Bucky

9V

Midget Joke

Action

The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn.

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The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it.

Card by Bucky

Proton

Thing Particle

Action and Thing: Search the top 100 cards of the draw pile for a thing, put it in your hand. (shuffle optional)

Card by gill_smoke

Neutron

Thing Particle

Action and Thing: attach to a particle in play. Rules text on that card now applies to all players. If it has any abilities, any player may use them.

Card by gill_smoke

Mote in God's eye

Thing Particle

May be played on another, Until owner destroys this thing they cannot play cards from their but may use all abilities of every card in play.

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You would still draw and discard.

Card by gill_smoke

The Comfort of Strangers

Action

Draw a card for every non-player you can persuade to say "draw a card", in the next three minutes.

Card by Kevan

Atomize

Action

Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Durk

Thing

Action and Thing: Create a Quark Token

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Red Wheelbarrow

Thing

Action:
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens

If you can figure out what this card's ability does, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Z1

Zombie plague

Action

Create a zombie token for every token in play

Card by gill_smoke

Roshambo

Action

Target player discards their hand and skips their next turn.

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That's not how your supposed to play. It's really Rock, Paper, Scissors

Card by gill_smoke

Carnac the Magnificent

Thing

Action: Play a random card from someone else's hand.

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Carnac the Magnificent says the answer is Detroit

Card by gill_smoke

PIE!!!

Action

This card does not use up your action turn. Discard a card. If you do, you get an additional turn after this one. A player may only use this once per game.

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"I liek PIE!"

Card by NARF

I can has cheezburger?

Action

All cards that have something to do with food (Are food, are animals that are commonly eaten, or involve food.) and are in hands of any players must be placed on the draw pile. Draw one card.

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"I can has cheezburger?"

Card by NARF

Dry Ice

Thing

While this card is in play, tokens in play are treated as if they do not exist.

Card by Kevan

Metal Fatigue

Action

Destroy a Thing whose Action ability has been used three or more times since it came into play.

Card by Kevan

Rigelian Hotshot

Action

A chosen player discards a card at random. If it was an Action, play this card again immediately.

Card by Kevan

And the Horse You Rode In On

Action

Destroy target thing that is an animal or a form of transportation.

Card by Goldenboots

0

This Card has No Title

Thing

All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card.

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To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion.

Card by Goldenboots

B.F.G.

Thing

Action: Destroy X energy tokens, destroy X things.

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If you have to ask what it stands for, you don't wanna know.

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Node

Thing Node

Action: Destroy one of your living things, create a Zombie token for every node in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Probing Node

Thing Node

Action and Thing: trigger an action ability for every node in play.

Card by gill_smoke

Really Big Card

Thing

Solely for the purpose of any game effect that counts a number of cards (including end-of-turn discard), this counts as three cards while in your hand, and three Things while in play.

Card by Kevan

Diverse Portfolio

Thing

If a player controls more different types of token than any other player, and has at least ten such types, they win the game.

Card by Kevan

1W

Iron Fist

Thing

You may destroy any of your Things at any time.

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Even if it isn't your turn.

Card by Bucky

2W

Catalyst Node

Thing-Node

You play one extra Action per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Action slots to use Action abilities of Nodes.

Card by Bucky

3W

Portal Node

Thing-Node

You play one extra Thing per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Thing slots to use abilities of Nodes.

Card by Bucky

Sixteen Ton Weight

Thing

As this comes into play, you must destroy a Thing you control, if you have one. Sixteen Ton Weight cannot be destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Shoot-out

Action

List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "destroy". Order these Things alphabetically by title, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card from hand and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated.

Card by Goldenboots

Monte Carlo Method

Action

List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "random". Order these Things randomly, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger in random order. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated.

Card by Goldenboots

Secured Lockbox

Thing

If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by a player other than its owner, both the destroyer and the owner win the game. If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by its owner, the owner is eliminated. Secured Lockbox cannot be destroyed.

Card by Goldenboots

Advanced Targeting System

Thing

Actions you play cannot have their targets changed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Interference

Thing

Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target.
The Action randomly targets one of the three.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Big Rock Ending

Action

Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Oval Office

Thing-Location

The occupant of Oval Office may veto three events (play of a card, use of an action ability, etc). These events are cancelled and cannot be re-attempted until the player's next turn, UNLESS a 2/3 majority of other players vote to override the veto. After the third veto attempt, destroy Oval Office.

Card by Goldenboots

My Bifocals Are Missing!

Thing

Cards with small text ("longtext=true") do not apply to the controller of My Bifocals Are Missing! Action: Destroy a card with small text.

Card by Goldenboots

15

Vorpal Bandyclef

Thing - Weapon

Action: Destroy target living Thing or return target non-living Thing to its controller's hand, and return Vorpal Bandyclef to your hand.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

Card by Binarius

Placate the Bacon Elementals

Thing - Quest

At the beginning of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and draw five cards.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

Card by Binarius

Hastiness

Thing - Spell

Action: If target opponent attempts to play any Action or Thing on their next turn, they have a 50% chance of failing.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

Card by Binarius

4W

Bottled Bottle

Thing

When Bottled Bottle is destroyed, return it to play.
Action:Destroy Bottled Bottle.

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Not that it does anything

Card by Bucky

Thanks for the Snacks!

Thing

If the controller of this card provided snacks for this game session, and they are still uneaten, the controller may choose to play two Actions or two Things in a turn when he/she would have otherwise played an Action and a Thing.

Card by Goldenboots

Not right now, I'm on the computer!

Action

End your turn immediately. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other player's cards effects.

Card by NARF

Near-infinite Regress

Action

Record the state of the game. Remove the 20 cards in the game that are oldest (in the Infinite Dvorak Game wiki). Shuffle and begin a new game. If/when that ends, restore the condition in the original game EXCEPT all players who won the "subgame" draw a card and all players eliminated from the subgame discard a card.

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This card is in the new game, at least the first few times.

Card by Goldenboots

Grand Theft Auto

Thing

You may skip your turn to destroy a Cop token. Action: If you control no Cop tokens, then gain control of a Thing and put a Cop token into play.

Card by Kevan

Sapper

Thing

If a Thing (other than this one) has a Sapper token on it, its card text is blank. If it has three Sapper tokens, destroy it. Action: Put a Sapper token onto any Thing.

Card by Kevan

Pest Control

Thing

Action: Destroy any number of Things you control.

Card by Kevan

Sundive

Action

Destroy five Money tokens and a Thing you control. Gain five cards and ten Money tokens.

Card by Binarius

$0

The Best Things In Life Are Free

Action

Put target Thing under your control.

Card by Binarius