Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7301-7400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 7301-7400
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Off the Grid

Thing

Recall all of your non-token Things to your hand when this comes into your control. You may not play Things. When this leaves your control, replace all recalled Things remaining in your hand into your control. Action: Destroy this.

#7301

Card by Binarius

The Cosmos

Thing

This counts as everything, at every time, in every way.

#7302

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Singularity

Action

Destroy everything, and discard everything.

#7303

Card by JakeTheWolfie

TnT

Thing - Item

Action: Destroy this and target thing.

#7304

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Leap Day

Action

Each player in turn order, starting with the next player who would take a turn, takes an extra turn after this one.

#7305

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rod of Reeling

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, rotate Rod of Reeling 90° clockwise. When Rod of Reeling completes a clockwise rotation, gain control of target Thing.
Action: Rotate Rod of Reeling 90° clockwise.

#7306

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ascension of Past and Future

Thing

Action: Discard six cards. If you do, draw three cards and replace this card's text with
"Untargetable.
During your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. Once during your turn you may play the top card of the deck or discard pile. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn."

#7307

Card by ChippyYYZ

Take Out of Context

Action

Select two Things in play with abilities. Permanently exchange their abilities.

#7308

Card by Binarius

World's Greatest Ventriloquist

Action

Activate an Action ability of an opponent's Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand.

#7309

Card by Binarius

Chaos Device

Action

Destroy all of a random player's Things. That player discards their hand and draws five cards. If that player is you, draw a card and begin your turn.

#7310

Card by Binarius

H4cked

Th1ng

Th15 c4rd 15 h4ck3d.

#7311

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ascension of Essence and Form

Thing

Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever a living Thing enters play, draw a card."
Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever a tangible, non-living, non-token Thing enters play, draw a card."
Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever an intangible, non-living, non-token Thing enters play, draw a card."

#7312

Card by ChippyYYZ

Yeah I don't have a title for this one

Action

If you control no Things with Action Abilities, put target Thing with an Action Ability into your hand.

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How do I reverse-engineer a title that fits the effect? What steals a Thing that does something, but only if you don't already have one? How do you convey that? Eh, never mind.

#7313

Card by ChippyYYZ

Training Dummy

Thing

Whenever Training Dummy is destroyed, return it to play under the control of the player who destroyed it, or under your control if no player controlled the effect that destroyed it.

#7314

Card by ChippyYYZ

Action

Destroy target thing

---

Make the thing as existant as the title

#7315

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Spanish or Vanish

Thing

Action: Make a player speak in spanish until there next turn. If they refuse to, nothing bad happens... for now

#7316

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Decide Fate

Action

Eliminate Target Player, or give them 1 time elimination immunity. Can self target.

#7317

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Shady Landlord

Action

Look at target opponent's hand and take any number of cards from it, then give them an equal number of cards from your hand.

#7318

Card by Binarius

Alacritous Reprise

Action

Recover an Action card you played during your previous turn from the discard pile and play it again. Its effects are prevented if each of your opponents discards a card.

#7319

Card by Binarius

Tornado Shelter

Action

Spare target tangible Thing from almost certain destruction by inviting it into your hand.

#7320

Card by Binarius

No but in red

ReAction

Play this in response to an action that you don't like to prevent it.

#7321

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Infinite Dvorak

Thing

Action: Set aside your hand, draw the entire deck and discard it, then take your previous hand.

#7322

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Reduce, Reuse, and Reincarnate

Action

Gain target thing from the discard pile.

#7323

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ascension of Hierarchy and Dominance

Thing

Indestructible. Whenever an opponent with a Vassal Token draws their second card in a turn, they give it to you.
Whenever a Vassal Token would be destroyed, you may discard a card instead. If you do, Vassal Tokens can't be destroyed this turn.
Action: Discard four cards. If you do, target player gains a Vassal Token.

#7324

Card by ChippyYYZ

Castle Walls

Thing

Other Things you control can't be targeted or destroyed by opponents' cards. If you control at least 3 other non-Token Things, you can't play Things.

#7325

Card by ChippyYYZ

Air Support

Action

Look at the top 9 cards of the deck. You may choose up to two Action cards from among them, shuffle the rest into the deck, and play those Actions. For each of those Actions that would cause a player to draw cards, they draw no more than 5, and they gain a Crate Token instead of drawing each card beyond the first. Those tokens have "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."

#7326

Card by ChippyYYZ

Welfare Policy

Thing

Any player may draw an extra card if their hand is empty at the start of their turn. Action (global): Draw a card if you have at most one card in your hand.

#7327

Card by Binarius

Very Minor Spoiler

Action

Reveal the bottom card of the draw pile.

#7328

Card by Binarius

Baleful Gaze

Thing

A rancorous presence seems to loom over the table. At the end of each of your turns, an overpowering sensation of incorporeal malevolence prevents a random opponent from drawing at the start of their next turn.

#7329

Card by Binarius

Tokens are things, too!

Thing

All tokens are considered to be non-token things while this is in play

#7330

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Trap!

Action

Play this facedown infront of an opponent. They must play this if they look at it face-up.

#7331

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Cakewalk

Action

Everyone passes their hand and things to their right.

#7332

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jewel of Time

Thing

Action: Destroy Jewel of Time and create a copy of Divine Cogwheel (#7334), Infernal Escapement (#7335), Minute Hand of Destiny (#7339), and Dial of Prospection (#7340). Put one of them into your hand and shuffle the others into the top 20 cards of the draw pile.

#7333

Card by Binarius

Divine Cogwheel

Thing - Clock Part

You may play an Action card when you play Divine Cogwheel. Action: Return Divine Cogwheel to your hand and put a copy of another Clock Part on top of the draw pile. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Doomsday Clock by Goldenboots (#3634) into play.

#7334

Card by Binarius

Infernal Escapement

Thing - Clock Part

You may draw or play an extra card if you did not do so during your previous turn. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Doomsday Clock by Binarius (#6425) into play.

#7335

Card by Binarius

Jackpot!

Thing

When this enters play, nothing happens and the game continues.

---

lol

#7336

Card by JakeTheWolfie

A Furry

Thing

Action: Snuggle target player. Failure to do this will cause a random player to be eliminated

#7337

Card by JakeTheWolfie

THE WRATH OF GOD

Action

Curse target player. What this curse does is unknown. They must say the secret passphrase to release the curse. If they make the phrase obvious, they will be cursed more.

#7338

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Minute Hand of Destiny

Thing - Clock Part

At the start of each player's turn and whenever a card is played, rotate Minute Hand of Destiny 30˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put a copy of another Clock Part on top of the draw pile. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Clock of Finality (#6510) into play.

#7339

Card by Binarius

Dial of Prospection

Thing - Clock Part

Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Wacky Watch (#6759) into play. Action: If you control at least three Clock Parts, put a copy of Perfect Timing (#7341) into your hand.

#7340

Card by Binarius

Perfect Timing

Action

If you control Divine Cogwheel (#7334), Infernal Escapement (#7335), Minute Hand of Destiny (#7339), and Dial of Prospection (#7340), you win the game. Otherwise, put a copy of one of the above into play.

#7341

Card by Binarius

Unlikely

Thing

If you own this, An Ink token, An Inhabitant from Adiart, and a Room, you win

---

Just a Little ink, a little room, and a king will work.

#7342

Card by JakeTheWolfie

AWOL

Thing

This thing cannot target or be targeted

#7343

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ale

Thing

Action: Drink. Destroy the Ale and gain 3 actions. You cannot perform actions for 2 turns.

#7344

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Crazy Diamond

Thing - Stand

Indestructible.
Action: Destroy target Thing. Return it to play under the same player's control.
Action and Thing: Put the topmost tangible Thing in the discard pile into play under any player's control.

#7345

Card by ChippyYYZ

XXI

The World

Thing - Stand

When an opponent plays an Action, as a Reaction you may discard three cards to take an extra turn before that Action resolves. If that Action is an Action Ability of a Thing, it is negated if that Thing leaves play.
During extra turns, Actions and Things can't cause you to draw cards.
Action and Thing: Negate an Action being played.

#7346

Card by ChippyYYZ

XVII

Star Platinum

Thing - Stand

Action: Discard a card to destroy target Thing. If it survives being destroyed, then the next time Star Platinum would destroy it, put it in the discard pile instead.
When an opponent plays an Action, as a Reaction you may discard two cards to play an Action. If your opponent's Action is an Action Ability of a Thing, it is negated if that Thing leaves play.

#7347

Card by ChippyYYZ

My Cup Runneth Over

Action

Draw until you have five cards plus one for each opponent. Give a card to each opponent.

#7348

Card by Binarius

Fine Wine

Action

Draw a card for every full year that has elapsed since March 1, 2007. If you draw any cards from the first 480 cards of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, you may play one of them.

#7349

Card by Binarius

Angels' Share

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws their second card in a turn, they put it face down under Angels' Share. When Angels' Share is destroyed, play one of the cards under it and discard the rest.

#7350

Card by Binarius

Beeting Heart

Thing

Action: Listen. Flip a coin. On heads, there is silence. The heart is ready to harvest. Draw until you draw a thing. Gain it, and discard the other cards. On tails, the heart beets on. Your opponents are entranced, and take one less action next turn.

#7351

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Mysterious Fog Machine

Action

Place a fog token on every thing in play. They cannot target or be targeted while the tokens are on them.

#7352

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Corrupted Land

Thing

Action: Place a Corruption token on target thing. If that token is still on it after the beginning of your 3rd turn, destroy that thing.

#7353

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Vampiric Regeneration

Thing

At the end of your turn, before discarding down to your maximum hand size, you may return to your hand target card in the discard pile that you discarded since you last ended a turn.

#7354

Card by ChippyYYZ

Homing Attack

Action

You may play an extra Action this turn. Your Actions this turn can target Things or players that cannot be targeted as though they could be targeted. Draw a card the next time an Action you play this turn destroys a Thing.

#7355

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Next, You're Going To Say..."

Action

Name a card. Target opponent reveals their hand. If they reveal any cards with that name, they discard all other cards, and you draw a card.

#7356

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tequila Shot

Thing

Action: Destroy Tequila Shot and draw a card; if it is an Action, play it immediately. You may not play an Action during your next turn.

#7357

Card by Binarius

Shots!

Thing

When this comes into play, give every player a copy of Tequila Shot (#7357). Peer pressure dictates that any player who does not drink theirs before the end of their next turn after you drink yours must discard a card.

#7358

Card by Binarius

Stay Hydrated

Thing

If you have no Water tokens, you may gain a Water token at the end of a turn in which you do not play both an Action and a Thing. If another card would prevent you from playing an Action or a Thing, you may spend a Water token to do so anyway.

#7359

Card by Binarius

Heaven's Door

Thing - Stand

Thing: You may discard a Thing card. Remove a Thing card in the discard pile from the game and add a sentence from that card to the ruletext of target non-Stand Thing anywhere not within another sentence. "Action:" and similar phrases don't count as a sentence or a part of a sentence for this effect.

#7360

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Hand

Thing - Stand

Action: Erase a sentence from target Thing's ruletext. You may not erase a Thing's whole text this way.
Action and Thing: Remove from the game target Thing with at most one sentence of ruletext.
"Action:" and similar phrases don't count as a sentence or a part of a sentence for The Hand's effects.

#7361

Card by ChippyYYZ

IX

Hermit Purple

Thing - Stand

Untargetable.
Action: Look at the top 4 cards of the deck and optionally at target player's hand, but for each card in their hand, look at one fewer card from the deck. You may put one of the viewed cards from the top of the deck into the discard pile, and/or you may discard a card to rearrange those cards.
Thing: Destroy a Thing you control. Draw a card if it's destroyed this way.

#7362

Card by ChippyYYZ

T

Giant Sign that says "Hit me"

Thing

No one may target anything you own except for this.

#7363

Card by JakeTheWolfie

T

Power overwhelming

Thing

Play this atop of one of your things. No one may target anything you own except for this. If it has an action, it cannot be stopped.

#7364

Card by JakeTheWolfie

T

Taunt

Action

Gain 3 taunt tokens, with the text "At any point during your turn, you may place this on one of your things. You cannot move this token. No one may target anything you own except for this."

#7365

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Incoming Transmission

Action

Once during each of your turns, while this is in your hand, you may reveal it to an opponent to force them to show you a card in their hand that you have not previously seen as a result of this card, if possible. When you play this, target opponent reveals their hand to you.

#7366

Card by Binarius

Transit Strike

Thing

At the start of their turns, your opponents must flip a coin. On tails, they may only play an Action if they discard a card first.

#7367

Card by Binarius

Whoopee Cushion

Action

Discard another card as soon as you draw this if it was most recently shuffled into the draw pile by an opponent. When you play this card, shuffle it into the top 20 cards of the draw pile.

#7368

Card by Binarius

Cards Unwritten

Action

Put the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile, then choose up to four different sentences on Action cards in the discard pile. An opponent chooses two of those sentences. This Action has the remaining sentences in any order as additional ruletext.

#7369

Card by ChippyYYZ

Careless Greed

Action

Draw two cards. Put the top 10 cards of the deck into the discard pile.

#7370

Card by ChippyYYZ

Action Graft

Action

Remove an Action card in your hand from the game. Choose an Action Ability of a Thing you control. Replace the text of that ability with the text of the removed Action.

#7371

Card by ChippyYYZ

Finders Keepers

Action

Put a Thing that entered the discard pile during an opponent's most recent turn into your hand.

#7372

Card by Binarius

Stream of Consciousness

Action

Draw cards until you draw an Action. Put each Thing you draw in this way into play immediately. Discard the Action. You may recover Stream of Consciousness from the discard pile by discarding a Thing for each Thing you drew.

#7373

Card by Binarius

Stolen Thunder

Action

Look at target opponent's hand. If they have any Actions, they choose one to give you.

#7374

Card by Binarius

Plague Doctor

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing, all while finding your "Medical" degree

---

Medical what?

#7375

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Your Knees. Hand them over.

Action

Destroy target thing.

#7376

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Alchehol

Action

Target a thing and flip a coin. On heads, destroy it. On tails, nothing happens.

#7377

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Wave

Action

You may play a Thing. If you do, the next player in order may play a Thing, and so on in order through all of your opponents. If all players play a Thing in this way, your opponents may draw a card and you may draw three cards.

#7378

Card by Binarius

Lagan

Action

Move a Thing you control Up Your Sleeve. Gain a Buoy token with "When this is destroyed, return (Thing's name) from Up Your Sleeve to your control. Action: Destroy this."

#7379

Card by Binarius

Redistrict

Action

Of all of target opponent's Things, gain control of the one that is physically closest to you.

#7380

Card by Binarius

Aura of Resilience

Thing

If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action Ability, instead put a Damage Token on it.
At the end of each turn, destroy each Thing with as many Damage Tokens on it as words in its title.

#7381

Card by ChippyYYZ

Greater Aura of Resilience

Thing

If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action, instead put a Damage Token on it.
At the end of each turn, destroy each Thing with as many Damage Tokens on it as words in its title.

#7382

Card by ChippyYYZ

Disinterest in Creativity

Thing

Players may not play non-red Action cards.
Action: Destroy target Thing that's a color other than blue. You must target a Thing you control if able.

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"This isn't some kind of Art Jam, this ain't no Cubist Reinterpretation, this is Dvorak! So do it right!"

#7383

Card by ChippyYYZ

Creativity of the Soul

Thing

Players may only play non-standard colored Action Cards, when playing Action cards.
Action: Destroy target thing, provided it is standard Dvorak blue. You must target one of your things, when applicable.

---

"Why stay in the mold, when you can reimagine?"

#7384

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Aura of Taint

Thing

If a thing you control gets controlled by another player, place a Taint token on it.
Things with Taint tokens on them reduce their owner's handsize by 1 per each token.

---

"What, you think you're gonna pull a fast one? Bite me."

#7385

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Aura of Blood

Thing

If a thing you control gets destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a blood token.
Players with blood tokens, at the start of their next turn, destroy all of them and an equivalent amount of things/

---

"All Hail Mithras"

#7386

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Conform.

Action

Return each non-blue Thing to its controller's hand. At the end of your turn, all opponents must discard until they hold no more cards than you. If you do not play a Thing this turn, no opponent may play a Thing during their next turn.

#7387

Card by Binarius

Aura of Illusion

Thing

If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action ability, flip a coin. On tails, swap the ruletext and flavortext of a random Thing controlled by the destroying player instead.

#7388

Card by Binarius

Gerrymander

Action

Gain control of target Thing in play without changing its location on the table.

#7389

Card by Binarius

Zoom And Enhance

Action

Put a Thing from your hand on top of target Thing with fewer words in its ruletext. Treat those Things as a single card with only the properties of the top card.

#7390

Card by ChippyYYZ

Spring The Trap

Action

Return two Things you control to your hand. If you do, destroy two target Things.

#7391

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pressure Garden

Thing

When Pressure Garden enters play, create a blank Thing card named Gem and put it in your hand.
Action: Create a blank Thing card named Gem and put it in your hand.

#7392

Card by ChippyYYZ

Greater Aura of Illusion

Thing

If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action, flip a coin. On tails, swap the ruletext and flavortext of a random Thing controlled by the destroying player instead.

#7393

Card by Binarius

Attack Mode

Action

Do not draw at the start of the turn in which you play this. Destory target Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card and put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

#7394

Card by Binarius

Self-Driving Tank

Thing

Roll a die at the end of your turn.
1-2: The previous player in turn order gains control of this card.
3-4: The next player in turn order gains control of this card.
5-6: Destroy one of your other Things at random.

#7395

Card by Binarius

Aura of Magic

Thing

If a thing you control gains a token, ignore all text on it until this gets destroyed.

#7396

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Terra Blade

Thing

When this enters play, place it under a living thing. If the thing above it gets destroyed, randomly give this to any player's hand. Action: Destroy target Thing, and anything directly in line with it, from this card's perspective.

#7397

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Daedalus Stormbow

Thing

When this enters play, place it under a living thing. If the thing above it gets destroyed, randomly give this to any player's hand. Action: Destroy target thing, and it's 3 closest things.

#7398

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fierce Storm

Thing

When Fierce Storm enters play or at the beginning of your turn, rotate it 90° clockwise and destroy a random Thing. If Fierce Storm would destroy itself this way, rotate it 90° clockwise instead.
When Fierce Storm completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile and destroy target Thing.

#7399

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ritual of Renewal

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card from your hand, rotate Ritual of Renewal 90° clockwise.
When Ritual of Renewal completes a clockwise rotation, you may play a card from the discard pile.

#7400

Card by ChippyYYZ