Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1101-1200

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1101-1200
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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"Things just happen, dammit!!!"

Thing

While this card is in play, no cards with the words "cosmos" or "universe" in them have any effect, and no-one can look through the deck for any reason.

#1101

Card by Depressi

"Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a ____!"

Action

Select any number of tokens under your control. Destroy them, and replace them with that many doctor tokens.

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Sickbay on the NCC-1701. A place to avoid, if you have a red shirt.

#1102

Card by Kyevan

1-up

Action

Play this card when you would be eliminated. Destroy one hundred tokens or Things to stay in the game

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Mario not-a die that easy!

#1103

Card by Kyevan

Mana Fount

Thing

For all non-victory purposes, all players are assumed to have an infinite amount of Mana Tokens.

#1104

Card by Depressi

Nixie

Thing-Uninteresting Person

Nixie may not be destroyed unless you have no other Things in play. Action: Have any two of your opponents switch hands. If you only have one opponent, draw a card instead.

#1105

Card by Depressi

[The Democracy Card]

Thing

This card's title, colour and text are decided by majority vote once it comes into play. Once this card has had its title, colour and text decided, it comes under the control of a random player.

#1106

Card by Corrigan

Under-Secretary's Second Assistant

Thing

Action: Look at the bottom card in the draw pile. If it is an Action, has a name that is fewer than 6 syllables and it is red, put it into your hand. Otherwise, shuffle the draw pile. You can only use this ability once every third turn of yours.

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I don't even know what I do.

#1107

Card by Corrigan

Hypnosis

Action

A chosen opponent discards a card at random.

#1108

Card by Kevan

Furnace

Thing

Action: Remove all cards in the discard pile from the game.

#1109

Card by Kevan

Destroy Everything

Action

Remove all cards in play, in the discard pile, in the draw pile, in players hands, or in any other location from play. This card may only be played for this effect when it is February 29th, it is the last card in the players hand, and it is raining in Tokyo. In all other situations, this card reads: "Draw a card."

#1110

Card by Kyevan

Codpiece

Thing - Supervillain

Action: Fire crotch-based laser - Destroy a Thing.

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Why, God, why did you let this exist!?

#1111

Card by Kyevan

The Orb

Thing

When The Orb would be destroyed by a Thing, destroy the Thing instead. When The Orb would be destroyed by an Action, ignore the Action. Your hand size is 3.
Action: Erase target Thing's Action ability.
Action: Draw 2 cards.

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It is The Orb.

#1112

Card by Corrigan

Monastic Lessons

Thing

Draw a card at the end of each turn of yours where you did not speak.

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"I'm glad to see we've moved on past the duct tape."

#1113

Card by Corrigan

Might Makes Right

Action

Arm-wrestle target player. The winner draws 3 cards.

#1114

Card by Corrigan

TFG: Transformation Gun

Thing

Action: Target living thing becomes male if female, and female if male or unknown.

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"Quite disturbing, seeing one's son like that." -- Mr. Verres, El Goonish Shive, 2003-01-27

#1115

Card by Kyevan

Dewitchery Diamond

Thing

Action: Target living thing which has become altered in form is cloned, one clone having the altered form and the other reverting to normal.

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"Put down the newspaper, dear." -- Mrs. Dunkle, El Goonish Shive, 2003-02-06

#1116

Card by Kyevan

Brick

Thing

This card represents a brick.

#1117

Card by Corrigan

Target Thing

Thing

Whenever the words 'target Thing' appear, it automatically applies to Target Thing.

#1118

Card by Corrigan

A Random Thing

Thing

Whenever a card's text includes the words 'a random Thing', it automatically applies to A Random Thing.

#1119

Card by Corrigan

The Element of Surprise

Thing

Action: Starting with you, each player draws a card and either plays it immediately or discards it.

#1120

Card by Kevan

Clearing the Air

Action

Starting with you, each player plays a card from their hand, if they have one, or discards a card. Repeat until every player's hand is empty.

#1121

Card by Kevan

Spiked Ceiling

Thing

As this comes into play, each player may discard any number of cards. If a player ever has five cards in their hand, they are immediately eliminated.

#1122

Card by Kevan

Counterproductivity

Thing

Whenever a player plays a card, they must also discard a card from their hand. Whenever a player would draw a card, they discard that many cards instead.

#1123

Card by Corrigan

What They Mean

Thing

All Money tokens have 'Action: Destroy X Money tokens and gain control of X÷2 Things'.

#1124

Card by Corrigan

Razorblade Candy

Action

Draw any number of cards and destroy twice that many Things you control.

#1125

Card by Corrigan

Full Steam Ahead

Thing

Action: Destroy five Things you control, to take another turn after this one.

#1126

Card by Kevan

Shadow Detachment

Action

Each player puts one Shadow token into play for every non-Token Thing they control.

#1127

Card by Kevan

Hell

Thing

When a card would go to the discard pile, you may instead remove it from the game.

#1128

Card by Kevan

Heaven

Thing

When a card would be removed from the game, you may instead send it to the discard pile. This can not negate the effects of Hell, nor can Hell negate these effects.

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With apology to Kevan....

#1129

Card by Kyevan

Poison

Thing

You may give Poison to any Player when you play it.

At the start of your turn, put a counter on Poison.
If Poison ever has 6 or more counters on it, you lose.

#1130

Card by Bucky

The Mute Button

Thing

Action: Target player cannot speak until the beginning of your next turn.

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You're really getting annoying.

#1131

Card by Corrigan

Guilt

Thing

Whenever a player destroys a Thing belonging to another player or causes another player to discard cards from their hand, they gain a Guilt token. Whenever a player has 4 Guilt tokens, they are eliminated from the game.
Action: Give control of a Thing you control to another player and destroy a Guilt token you control.

#1132

Card by Corrigan

Put All of Your Eggs in One Basket

Action

Draw X cards and skip your next X turns.

#1133

Card by Corrigan

Fake Ending

Thing

If a player would win the game, instead destroy this card and continue playing.

#1134

Card by Kevan

Facebook Viral

Action

Target opponent with a Facebook account must update their status to "is losing at Dvorak" and discard a card, or otherwise discard their hand.

#1135

Card by Kevan

Bonfire of the Vanities

Action

Each player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard. All players then discard that number of cards - if one player discarded more cards than all other players, they may draw three cards.

#1136

Card by Kevan

Zebra

Thing

If you control copies of this card, none of them can be destroyed. This card is white in addition to being black.

#1137

Card by Corrigan

Reality and Whatever

Thing

Things can only destroy Things that they would be capable of physically destroying in real life. Abstract Things cannot destroy tangible Things and vice-versa. All abstract Things are considered capable of destroying one another.

#1138

Card by Corrigan

AAAAAGH!

Action

Panic panic panic stress stress stress! Play all the cards in your hand! No time to draw for the next five turns! Aaagh! You have to screeeeam to do this!

#1139

Card by Corrigan

A Nice Cup of Tea

Action

Draw until you have five cards in your hand, and skip your next turn.

#1140

Card by Kevan

S5

Dude of Coral

Thing

Action: Change target Thing's text, colour and title to that of this card.

#1141

Card by Corrigan

Pity Party

Action

Each player draws a number of cards equal to the number of their relatives who died during the player's lifetime.

#1142

Card by Corrigan

Colourblind Society

Thing

No cards have any colour.

#1143

Card by Corrigan

Hyperload

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, that player must use every one of their Things' Action abilities. They all take effect simultaneously and do not count against any action frequency limits. (Ignore any Action abilities that cannot be legally used.)

#1144

Card by Bucky

5

Arbitrary renumbering

Thing

On all cards other than this one, replace all instances of "five" with "two" and all instances of '5' with '2'.

#1145

Card by Bucky

1L

Assassin's Dart

Action

Destroy target Thing which does not have another Thing played onto it, and has not been played onto another Thing.

#1146

Card by Bucky

Magic Mirror

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may destroy Magic Mirror to play a copy of that Action.

#1147

Card by Kevan

Bean Machine

Thing

Whenever a card is added to any player's hand, it is added to the leftmost position. Only the rightmost card in a player's hand may be played. The order of cards in a hand may not be changed.

#1148

Card by Kevan

Glass Ceiling (Not Zaratustra's)

Thing

No player, under any circumstances, can control more than 20 Things, including this one. If a player controls 25 Things, they win. It is impossible to win otherwise.

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Figure this one out!

#1149

Card by Corrigan

Patriotism

Thing

When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose colour is not one of the colours of the flag of the country in which the game is taking place. No card may be played if its colour is not one of the colours on the flag of said country. This card's colour is the colour of your choice, given that the colour appears on the country's flag.

#1150

Card by Corrigan

Wall of Wooden Fists

Thing

Each token counts as half a Thing.

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Why is this card called Wall of Wooden Fists?

#1151

Card by Corrigan

Work of Art

Thing

Play only if you control three Things. You may not play further Things. If a Thing you control leaves play, destroy this Thing. At the start of each of your turns, put an Artistic Value token into play. If you control five Artistic Value tokens, you win the game.

#1152

Card by Kevan

Packing Plant

Thing

If you control ten Crate tokens, you win the game. Action: Destroy a non-Token Thing you control and put a Crate token into play.

#1153

Card by Kevan

Zombie Attack

Action

Pick an opponent. Two random Things they control are destroyed.

#1154

Card by Kevan

L7

Pretend We're Dead

Reaction

Play at the end of any turn. Return each non-Token Thing that was destroyed this turn to play under your control.

#1155

Card by jtwe

T3h R4p7ur3

Action

Each player chooses a letter or number. Destroy each Thing whose title does not begin with one of the chosen letters or numbers.

#1156

Card by jtwe

Fake Out In Buenos Aires

Thing

At the start of your turn, choose a Thing with two or more words in its title and that does not have the word "Fake" in its title. Change one of the words in that card's title to "Fake".

If there are ten things in play with the word "Fake" in their titles, you win the game.

#1157

Card by jtwe

Archival Duty

Action

Play only if there are more than twenty Things in play. Destroy five Things.

#1158

Card by Kevan

Klansman

Thing

Action: Destroy target non-white Thing.

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"Why do people hate me? I'm supposed to hate!"

#1159

Card by Corrigan

Attack of the Graveyard from Beyond the Grave!

Action

Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of cards in the discard pile.

#1160

Card by Corrigan

Moon Prism Crystal Cosmic Crisis Eternal Power Make Up!

Action

In the turn this is played you are not affected by any cards with MOON, CRYSTAL, COSMIC, CRISIS, ETERNAL and PRISM ithe their names.

#1161

Card by Newecreator

Do

Action

When this card is played, each player writes down a text for an Action (which cannot be related to victory) on a piece of paper without showing it to any other player. Then, randomly select a player. This card's text is considered to be the text that the random player wrote down, with the same player making any decisions it calls for.

#1162

Card by Corrigan

Change the Course of History

Action

Shuffle the draw pile. You can play this card during another player's turn, but if you do, you can't play an Action on your next turn.

#1163

Card by Corrigan

3G

Killer Glare

Thing

The effects of your cards always override the effects of all other players' cards.

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"Don't make me glare at you."

#1164

Card by Corrigan

Berdina's Power

Action

In the turn this is played you will look to all your opponents hand and take all cards that are color green(of any shade) or cards with green in their names.

#1165

Card by Newecreator

Moon Kaleidoscopic Mirror Scepter

Thing

Action: Moon Healing Princess Spiral Rainbow Gorgeous Starlight Kiss!,Select an opponent and destroy all his/her controled things or destroy all your opponent's things with the card RAINBOW SAILORMOON .

#1166

Card by Newecreator

4B

Boost

Action

Draw two cards. You may take two extra Actions this turn.

#1167

Card by Bucky

Booming Echo

Action

Discard an Action card - you get to play two copies of it, and an opponent of your choice gets to play one copy of it.

#1168

Card by Kevan

Twist or Stick

Action

Draw and reveal a card. You may choose to repeat this any number of times, but if the revealed cards have a total of ten or more words in their titles, they must all be discarded and this card effect ends.

#1169

Card by Kevan

Strange Weather

Thing

Attach an Action card from your hand to this card. At the start of each player's turn, they must play a copy of that Action - it doesn't count toward their Action-per-turn limit.

#1170

Card by Kevan

Stop

Action

All of you opponents may not play any cards the next turn. Their Things in play still have effect.

#1171

Card by jtsang

Manga Attack!

Action

Discard a card when you play this. Destroy one target Thing, plus one more for every 2 words in the discarded card's title.

#1172

Card by Bucky

Shapeshifter

Thing

At the start of each of your turns, choose a living Thing in play. Until the start of your next turn, this is an exact copy of that Thing.

#1173

Card by Bucky

Eternal Cosmic Moon Power Bubble Rainbow Blast

Action

Destroy target Token.

#1174

Card by Bucky

Grave Robbing

Action

Choose a Thing from the discard pile and put it into play under your control.

#1175

Card by Kevan

The Big Push

Thing

Whenever an Action is played, the player playing it must destroy a Thing they control, otherwise the Action has no effect.

#1176

Card by Kevan

I1

Dvorak is Not For the Faint of Heart

Action

Shout 'BOO!' in target player's face. If they show surprise, they discard 2 cards.

#1177

Card by Corrigan

Meteorology Groove

Action

If it is sunny, play a card. If it is raining, draw a card. If it is windy, return a Thing to its owner's hand. If it is snowing, erase a Thing's text. If there is a thunderstorm, destroy a Thing. If it is hailing, destroy 2 Things. If it is cloudy, skip a player's next turn. If there is a rainbow, win the game.

#1178

Card by Corrigan

4P

Spork

Thing

When this card is played, pick 2 Things you control. This card's text is that of one of those Things plus the following sentence: Action: Replace this card's text, except for this sentence, with the text of the other selected Thing.

#1179

Card by Corrigan

Memory Metal

Thing

If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card counts as a copy of it.

#1180

Card by Kevan

Automatic Warfare

Thing

Players skip their draw phases, and cannot play cards (but can play Action abilities). If a player has no cards with Action abilities, or if both players agree that the warfare is over, this card is destroyed.

#1181

Card by Kevan

Pickpocket

Action

Gain control of a token. If there are no tokens in play, gain control of a Thing.

#1182

Card by Kevan

Pac-Man Physics

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, control of it is given to the player on its controller's right; it is not put in the discard pile.

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Waka waka waka waka waka.

#1183

Card by Corrigan

_________ Chaos!

Action

Give 3 copies (excluding the original) of target Thing to each player.

#1184

Card by Corrigan

Chance

Action

You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Put ten Money tokens into play.

#1185

Card by Kevan

Renewable Energy

Thing

When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Action: Draw a card for every card in the discard pile, then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile.

#1186

Card by Kevan

Pile 'Em High

Action

If a player has more tokens than any other player, they may draw three cards.

#1187

Card by Kevan

Mr. Xcitement

Thing

Whenever you play a card, except for the first card you play each turn, put a counter on Mr. Xcitement.

Remove a counter from Mr. Xcitement: Draw a card.

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Awwwwwww yes!

#1188

Card by jtwe

1W

Balance

Action

Except the player who controls the fewest tokens, each player destroys tokens they control until all players control the same number of tokens as the player who controls the fewest. Players discard cards the same way, then destroy non-token Things they control the same way.

#1189

Card by jtwe

Card Tax

Thing

Whenever any player would draw a card, they must destroy a Token they control in order to draw it. (If they have no tokens, they cannot draw.) When there are no tokens in play, destroy this card.

#1190

Card by Kevan

Radiation Epicentre

Thing

When you play this, put five Biohazard tokens into play. While there are Biohazard tokens in play, Thing cards may not be played.

#1191

Card by Kevan

0T

Time Stop

Action

Discard a card, take another turn after this one, and return this card to your hand. You may not use the Action abilities of Things on that turn, or play any Actions other than this one.

#1192

Card by Bucky

10S

The End of 'Carded'

Thing

As soon as this card has been in play for 10 seconds, destroy all Things in play.

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If you get the reference, good for you.

#1193

Card by Corrigan

1S

The Human Bullet

Thing

Action: Crumple The Human Bullet into a ball, throw it onto the table from at least 4 feet away, and destroy the first Thing it touches. You may only do this once.

---

"Fire me, boy!"

#1194

Card by Corrigan

Darkroom

Thing

While this card is in play, replace each card's colour its opposite colour.

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This card's effect makes it red, so the darkroom reference works out in the end.

#1195

Card by Corrigan

Headcrab

Thing

Play onto any living Thing. You have control of it while Headcrab is in play.

#1196

Card by Kevan

Spelling Bee

Thing

If the first letter of each card in a player's hand can be rearranged to spell a five-letter word, they may reveal their hand to win the game.

#1197

Card by Kevan

Fear and Surprise

Action

Put a Thing from play on top of the draw pile.

#1198

Card by Kevan

O1

Barry

Thing

Change Barry's name to the name of another Thing in play when Barry is played. That Thing's text is considered blank until Barry is destroyed.

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"Shut up about the Happy Box!"

#1199

Card by Corrigan

12B

The Evil Midnight Bomber (What Bombs at Midnight!)

Thing

Action Put a Bomb token into play. Bomb tokens cannot be destroyed by Thing effects or Things' Action abilities. Once every 12 minutes, destroy all Bomb tokens in play and an equal number of Things.

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"Tell me I'm wrong, baby! I can't, 'cause you're not, baby!"

#1200

Card by Corrigan