Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2901-3000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2901-3000
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs

Thing

Everybody may use this Thing's abilities.
Action: Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.
Action: If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.

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"Everything was better back then."

#2901

Card by Zt

The Gloves Are Off

Thing

If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated.

#2902

Card by Kevan

The Necronomicon

Thing

For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play.

#2903

Card by Kevan

Going Through The Motions

Thing

When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played.

#2904

Card by Kevan

Friendship Sandwiches

Action

Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two.

#2905

Card by Binarius

Robot Sentries

Thing

Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand. Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing.

#2906

Card by Binarius

Noodly Appendage

Action

Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.

#2907

Card by Binarius

Taunting the Spy

Thing

You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. Action: Draw a card.

#2908

Card by Kevan

-10000$

Secured derivitive

bad debt

if discarded you win

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Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable

#2909

Card by gill_smoke

Z1

Charnel house

Thing

Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead.

#2910

Card by gill_smoke

G9

Haunted House

Thing

may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action.

#2911

Card by gill_smoke

If I Had A Hammer

Thing

You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.

#2912

Card by Kevan

Howling Wind

Action

Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card.

#2913

Card by Binarius

Staredown

Thing

When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card. On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control. Action: Destroy this card and take another turn.

#2914

Card by Binarius

Disarm

Action

Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand.

#2915

Card by Binarius

Bubble Ghost

Thing

Action: Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards.

#2916

Card by Kevan

Broken Fusebox

Thing

Action: Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing.

#2917

Card by Kevan

Sins of the Father

Thing

Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token. Any player with a Sin token may not win the game. Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn.

#2918

Card by Binarius

Security Council Resolutions

Action

Every player creates one card. Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile. If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in.

#2919

Card by Binarius

Mersenne Mania

Action

Any player who controls 2ⁿ-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards.

#2920

Card by Binarius

Dropped Brain

Thing

When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card.

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"Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"

#2921

Card by jtwe

The Eye of a Needle

Thing

If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game.

#2922

Card by Kevan

Will Work For Food

Thing

Action: Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability.

#2923

Card by Kevan

D22

Unfair polling

Action

Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes

#2924

Card by gill_smoke

Z2

Over Full Graveyard

Thing

if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead.

#2925

Card by gill_smoke

Cray5

Super Computer

Thing

Your max hand size is increased by 27

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"I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000

#2926

Card by gill_smoke

In This Week's Episode

Action

Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once.

#2927

Card by Kevan

Boîte Diabolique

Thing

All sound-related cards are disabled.

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It houses the 19 forbidden notes.

#2928

Card by Pongo

Mall Drug Store Nerf

Thing

For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play.

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10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET

#2929

Card by Pongo

Turban Dead

Thing

Action: Destroy all things with no flavour text.

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Oh no, they're not getting me.

#2930

Card by Pongo

WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway

Action

For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.
Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play

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I swear to God I thought they could fly.

#2931

Card by ChippyYYZ

Prototype Isochron Sceptre

Thing

When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.

#2932

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wait A Minute...

Action

Pause the game for 60 seconds.

#2933

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Gods Made Heavy Metal

Thing

Draw two cards at the start of your turns. Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn. Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control.

#2934

Card by Binarius

From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe

Action

Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them.

#2935

Card by Binarius

Castle

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand.

#2936

Card by Binarius

Permab&hammer

Thing

Action: Eliminate a player.

#2937

Card by moot

Finish What's On Your Plate

Thing

Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand.

#2938

Card by Kevan

V2

Assimite Vampire

Thing

When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play.
Action: Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card.
Action: Take control of another token, put on this card.

#2939

Card by gill_smoke

political wrangling

Action

Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile.

#2940

Card by gill_smoke

D1

Dimensional Shift

Action

play a card from the discard pile

#2941

Card by gill_smoke

Jumping the Shark

Thing

Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner.

#2942

Card by Kevan

Memory Tray

Action

Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed.

#2943

Card by Kevan

Soulhunter

Thing

If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. Action: Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one.

#2944

Card by Kevan

Lucky Penny

Thing

If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand.

#2945

Card by Goldenboots

Zugzwang

Thing

The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated.
Action: eliminate yourself.

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Chess position where neither player can safely move.

#2946

Card by Goldenboots

8D

Cool Sunglasses

Thing

Your hand size is increased by one. If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead.

#2947

Card by Binarius

Upwardly Mobile Dude

Thing

Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you.

#2948

Card by Binarius

Insane New Dance Move

Action

Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards.

#2949

Card by Binarius

Capacious Sleeves

Thing

Action: Discard a card, then draw a card.

#2950

Card by Kevan

The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le

Thing

Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu.
Action: Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.

#2951

Card by Zt

Librarian on Speed

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated.

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"I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"

#2952

Card by Zt

Historical Society

Thing

Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card.

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"You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."

#2953

Card by Zt

Evil Tome

Thing

At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome.
Action: Discard a card draw and play a card
Action: Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing
Action: Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type

#2954

Card by gill_smoke

D2

Rock monster

Thing

Action: Replace a thing with a rubble token.

#2955

Card by gill_smoke

D1

Gate

Action

Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game

#2956

Card by gill_smoke

Inordinate Optimism

Thing

Action: Destroy a Lovecraft-related card.

#2957

Card by Pongo

Promoting your Pawn

Action

Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing.

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And he becomes a queen.

#2958

Card by Zt

José Raúl Capablanca

Thing

Action: Destroy target chess player.
Action: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.

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The master. The one and only.

#2959

Card by Zt

Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine

Thing

Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls.
Action: Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.
Action and Thing: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.

#2960

Card by Zt

Poison Gas Vent

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated.

#2961

Card by Kevan

This Is Not My Beautiful House

Action

Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control.

#2962

Card by Kevan

I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money

Thing

If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win.
Action: Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.

#2963

Card by Zt

My God, I'm an Ant!

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one.
Action: Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.

#2964

Card by Zt

My God, I'm a Giant!

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.

#2965

Card by Zt

Nc6!

Knight Fork

Action

Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed.

#2966

Card by Goldenboots

Ba4!

Bishop Pin

Thing

Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed.

#2967

Card by Goldenboots

Nirvana

Thing

This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens.

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Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.

#2968

Card by Pongo

Ninth Circle

Thing

This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens.

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Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.

#2969

Card by Pongo

Marriage

Thing

Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens.

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HOW many four-slice toasters???

#2970

Card by Goldenboots

Positron Uprising

Thing

All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".
Action: Destroy this card.

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Do the impossible, see the invisible.

#2971

Card by Pongo

G6

Sicilian Dragon

Thing

When this card comes into play, discard down to one card. Your hand size limit is seven. Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns.

#2972

Card by Binarius

Moral Victory

Action

Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand.

#2973

Card by Binarius

No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's

Thing

No player may control more Things than you do. If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you.

#2974

Card by Binarius

B2

B-Movie fest

Thing (rule)

Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players.

#2975

Card by gill_smoke

Z2

Zombie grinder

Thing

Action: Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token.

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"Soylet Green, it's made of people."

#2976

Card by gill_smoke

2G

Jeff Gruber

Thing

Action: Daring Fireball destroys one thing.

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"Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG

#2977

Card by gill_smoke

Prophet's Work

Action

Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles.

#2978

Card by Pongo

Pharmaceutical Giant

Thing

Action: Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play.

#2979

Card by Pongo

Expensive New Drug

Thing

When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card.
Action: Move this card onto another thing.

#2980

Card by Pongo

1

Random Peril

Thing

Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6.

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Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%

#2981

Card by Goldenboots

Today is [weekday]!

Action

Draw n cards. On Monday n is 1, on Tuesday n is 2... on Sunday n is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC.

#2982

Card by Pongo

The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour

Thing

This card has the text of the nth card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. n = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "Action:" in front of the text if the card is an action card.

#2983

Card by Pongo

Member Bonus

Thing

All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn.

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Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.

#2984

Card by Pongo

0

Hot Potato

Thing

Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a food.
Action: Give Hot Potato to an opponent.

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Catch!

#2985

Card by Goldenboots

If I Had A Penny

Thing

Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play.

#2986

Card by Kevan

123

Fire Sale

Thing

When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way.

#2987

Card by Goldenboots

n - 1

Musical Chairs

Thing

Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability:
Action: Give a new Chair token to an oppenent.
If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens

#2988

Card by Goldenboots

Zombified Plumber

Thing

discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token.

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"Would you really let him work on your pipes?"

#2989

Card by gill_smoke

Token Catapult

Thing

Action: destroy two tokens destroy thing.
Action: destroy three tokens target player discards a card.

#2990

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Catapult

Thing

Action: Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token.

#2991

Card by gill_smoke

H1

Rewrite History

Action

Reorder the discard pile.

#2992

Card by ChippyYYZ

H2

You're History

Action

Put target thing on the bottom of the discard pile.

#2993

Card by ChippyYYZ

H3

Make History

Action

Play this card at any time. Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities.

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"History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."
--Winston Churchill

#2994

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hostile Takeover

Action

Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins.

#2995

Card by Binarius

Y3K

Action

Destroy all electronics-related Things.

#2996

Card by Binarius

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Thing

Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule.

#2997

Card by Binarius

Proletariat Revolution

Action

Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.

#2998

Card by ChippyYYZ

Esuna

Reaction

Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed.

#2999

Card by Binarius

Evil

Integral Multiple of a Power of Ten

Thing - Math

When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers. Action: Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand. Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile.

#3000

Card by Binarius