Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5901-6000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5901-6000
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Sword of Energy and Apathy

Thing

Action and Thing: You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn.

#5901

Card by ChippyYYZ

Noseybonk

Thing

If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice.

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"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!" -- Bub

#5902

Card by NinjaWookiee

Global Confusion

Action

Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile.

#5903

Card by NinjaWookiee

Becuz por literacy is kewl!

Action

There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this.
Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo.

#5904

Card by NinjaWookiee

Wikipedia Blackout

Thing

Action: Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action.

When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it.

Players can't search the deck.

#5905

Card by jtwe

H!

Principia Discordia Blackout

Thing

Action: Give control of this card to target player.

When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game.

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Fail Eris!

#5906

Card by jtwe

He Who Wields The Lost Sock

Thing - Elemental

Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters.
Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card.
Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game.

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So that's where they went.

#5907

Card by NARF

e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost

thing - poet ghost

if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them.

action: create a poem token.

action: if a poem token died this turn, create a poem token. this does not use up your action.

#5908

Card by NARF

The Internet

Thing - Server

If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence).

Action: Put a File Counter on this card.

Action: Take a File Counter off The Internet. Create a File Token that is a copy of a card of your choice, with "Action:Destroy this card. put a File Counter on target Thing." on the end.

#5909

Card by NARF

Mountain of Knowledge

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge.
During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge

#5910

Card by Corrigan

Mountain of Energy

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy.
Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy.

#5911

Card by Corrigan

Awkward Silence

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more.

#5912

Card by Corrigan

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND

Action

Target any number of different Things, one at a time. For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. (For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.)

#5913

Card by jtwe

Sword of Harmony and Discord

Thing

Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. Gain control of it instead if it is a pony. Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card.

#5914

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Comedy and Tragedy

Thing

Action and Thing: Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card. Shuffle the deck.

#5915

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Rise and Fall

Thing

Action and Thing: Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card.

#5916

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ice Ghost Mask

Thing

Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated.

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All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile.

#5917

Card by Corrigan

Determinism

Thing

Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it.
The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered.

---

We are powerless to alter the future.

#5918

Card by Corrigan

Rambunctious Baby

Thing

Action: Destroy half of target token.

---

She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet.

#5919

Card by Corrigan

6j

Leveraged Negotiation

Action

Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least
0: They reveal their hand
2: You discard a card from it
6: Put that card in your hand
8: Play it
30: And eliminate them.

#5920

Card by Bucky

Plots That Span Centuries

Action

Discard a card. If you do, and you have already played Plots That Span Centuries this game, you win.

#5921

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Brawn and Brains

Thing

Action and Thing: Any opponent may destroy a Thing they control. Otherwise, you draw a card.

#5922

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Grandeur and Insignificance

Thing

Action and Thing: Discard your hand and destroy all other Things you control. Look at the top 25 cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand.

#5923

Card by ChippyYYZ

7j

Deconstruct

Action

Destroy one of your Things. For each word in its name (up to 10), gain a token of any type. If that Thing wasn't a Token, draw 2 cards.

#5924

Card by Bucky

8j

Promulg in Sheep's Clothing

Thing

When you play this, you may change its name.
At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one.

---

Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself.

#5925

Card by Bucky

Inverted Ankh

Thing

When Inverted Ankh enters play, draw a card.

As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated.

#5926

Card by Corrigan

Fate Shift

Action

Discard your hand, then look at the top ten cards of the draw pile. Put five of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.

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If you knew your future, would you want to keep it?

#5927

Card by Corrigan

Highway to Hell

Thing

Whenever your hand becomes empty, put an Inferno counter on Highway to Hell.

At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it.

---

Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory!

#5928

Card by Corrigan

Sword of Nature and Industry

Thing

Action and Thing: Look at the top card of the deck. You may play it if it's a Thing. You may destroy target Thing. If you do, its controller draws two cards.

#5929

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sword of Existence and Oblivion

Thing

Action and Thing: Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller chooses another card that has been removed from the game and plays it.

#5930

Card by ChippyYYZ

Omnislash

Action

Destroy target Thing. For every sword you control, destroy target non-sword Thing or target player discard a card. For every two swords you control, each opponent discards a random card. For every three swords you control, eliminate an opponent.

#5931

Card by ChippyYYZ

Misery Wave

Action

Each player who doesn't control a black Thing discards a card, then each player who controls a black Thing draws a card for each card discarded this way.

#5932

Card by Corrigan

9j

Copypaste Template

Thing

When someone plays a blue Thing, it becomes the same color as this Thing.
If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them.

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Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme.

#5933

Card by Bucky

0j

Modular Storage Unit

Thing

Action: Gain a Crate token.

Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control.

---

Stack 'em up.

#5934

Card by Bucky

Austerity

Thing

At the end of your turn, if you didn't play a Thing, draw a card.

#5935

Card by Corrigan

Red Shirt

Thing

Red Shirt enters play attatched to a Thing.

Equipped Thing is red.
If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead.

#5936

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sleep With The Fishes

Action

Target Thing's location becomes the bottom of the discard pile.

#5937

Card by ChippyYYZ

Concentrated Sphinx

Thing

Action: Destroy Concentrated Sphinx. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.

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"Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias

#5938

Card by ChippyYYZ

Don't Cross The Borderline

Thing

Every players things can't affect their opponents things.
Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it.

#5939

Card by NinjaWookiee

1k

Boon of Swords and Hammers

Action

Destroy a Thing and gain a token of any type
OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing
OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand.

#5940

Card by Bucky

2k

Rasputin Impersonator

Thing

At the start of your turn, look at a random card from target opponent's hand.
When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play.

---

He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances.

#5941

Card by Bucky

Card #5942

Action

When this enters play choose 2 players. The chosen players each sacrifice 4 things and discard 5 cards. The other players draw 9 cards.

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It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999!

#5942

Card by NinjaWookiee

You Are a Pirate!

Thing

You may determine the value of x on any card at all times.

---

Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!

#5943

Card by NinjaWookiee

Lemon Verbena Tea

Thing

You can't sacrifice this until it stayed in game for 6 rounds.
Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield.

#5944

Card by NinjaWookiee

3k

Last Gasp

Action

Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in the discard pile.

#5945

Card by Bucky

Morgan Freeman's Big Sneeze

Action

Destroy every inanimate thing your opponents control.

#5946

Card by NinjaWookiee

1k

First Gasp

Action

Look at the hands of every player. Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in someones hand.

#5947

Card by NinjaWookiee

Complaints by the Dvorak Community

Action/Reaction

You may play this in your turn as an Action. If you do, choose 1 thing in play and remove it from the game.
You may play this as a Reaction to someone playing any kind of card. Remove that card from the game.

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Dedicated to Corrigan and Bucky. ;-)

#5948

Card by NinjaWookiee

Staying Power

Thing

Action and Thing: Put an Action card from your hand underneath Staying Power.

At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn.

#5949

Card by ChippyYYZ

Staying Tough

Thing

Indestructible. Whenever all other Things you control would be destroyed, choose one of them and destroy all other Things you control instead. Whenever you would discard your whole hand, Choose a card in your hand and discard the other cards instead. Whenever you would be eliminated from the game, put Staying Tough in the discard pile instead.

#5950

Card by ChippyYYZ

Staying Out Of Trouble

Thing

Action: You can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.

Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn.

#5951

Card by ChippyYYZ

4k

Drama Bomb

Action

Choose two Things controlled by different players. They cease to be controlled by anyone.

#5952

Card by Bucky

Grave Shift

Action

Return three cards from the discard pile to your hand, then discard two cards. (Action cards don't go into the discard pile until after their effects have resolved.)

#5539

Card by Corrigan

Superior Kung Fu

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may play an Action card.

Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control.

#5954

Card by Corrigan

Mass Fabricator

Thing

Turn: Copy a random card from the Infinite Dvorak Archive and add it to your hand.

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Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally.

#5955

Card by ChippyYYZ

Awkward Situation

Action

Each opponent in turn order may discard a card. If none of them do, draw three cards.

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Somebody else should do something about this.

#5956

Card by ChippyYYZ

Upload

Action

Put a card from your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand or on top of the deck.

#5957

Card by ChippyYYZ

5k

Trash to Treasure

Action

Play only if there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile. Target opponent chooses 3 cards in the discard pile; put them in your hand.

#5958

Card by Bucky

6k

DumpBot

Thing

Action:If there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile, target opponent chooses one. Put it in your hand.

#5959

Card by Bucky

7k

Trash Throw

Action

Move a card from the discard pile to target opponent's hand and destroy one of their Things. That opponent discards a random card.

#5960

Card by Bucky

Paper Harvest

Action

Destroy all Things. Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controlled that was destroyed this way.

#5961

Card by Corrigan

Eldritch Harvest

Action

Choose a number, then skip that many of your next turns. At the beginning of your next turn, draw three cards for each turn you skipped this way.

#5962

Card by Corrigan

Derpy Reaper

Thing

Whenever you discard a card, each opponent may draw a card.

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He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air.

#5963

Card by Corrigan

Clone-in-a-Vat(tm)

Thing

Clone-in-a-Vat(tm) enters play with four Organ Tokens on it.
Whenever you discard a card, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card.

#5964

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thoughtcage

Thing

When Thoughtcage enters play, look at target opponent's hand and place a card from their hand face-down under Thoughtcage. Return it to that player's hand when Thoughtcage leaves play.

#5965

Card by ChippyYYZ

Temporal Broadside

Action

Play all Actions in the discard pile in any order and skip your next turn,
OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn.

#5966

Card by ChippyYYZ

Timesnap

Action

Play up to x Actions if you have not played an Action for x consecutive turns before this one.

#5967

Card by Binarius

Shared Passion

Thing

Action: If x players have used one of Shared Passion's abilities, each may draw x cards. Destroy Shared Passion. This ability may not be used on the turn Shared Passion is played. Action (global): Do nothing.

#5968

Card by Binarius

Big Fan

Action

Reveal a card from your hand. Draw until you draw a card by the same creator; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile.

#5969

Card by Binarius

Inhibitor Belt

Thing

Play onto another Thing.

Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated.

#5970

Card by Corrigan

Brain Vomit

Action

Discard two cards. Each opponent discards three cards.

#5971

Card by Corrigan

Tax Break

Action

Donate a Thing you control to an opponent.

#5972

Card by Binarius

Limit Break

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller must flip a coin until they get heads and discard a card for every tails flipped.

#5973

Card by Binarius

Lunch Break

Action

Skip your next turn. No opponent's Actions may affect you until it is your turn again.

#5974

Card by Binarius

Sword of Thought and Deed

Thing

When this enters play, attatch an Action card and a Thing card from your hand to it or put it in the discard pile.
Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card.

#5975

Card by ChippyYYZ

Experimental Substance

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may destroy this card to either destroy target Thing, OR draw two cards, OR gain three Tokens of the type of your choice, OR choose all options of another Action or ability you are playing instead of the listed number of options.

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This should be a "boon" to combo decks.

#5976

Card by ChippyYYZ

Heroic Sacrifice

Action

Reveal your hand and choose a creator. Put all cards in your hand by that creator and all Things you control by that creator into the discard pile, then draw three cards for each.

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"Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission

#5977

Card by ChippyYYZ

Restart

Action

Discard your hand and draw five cards.

#5978

Card by Binarius

Recover

Action

Take an Action card that was played during an opponent's last turn from the discard pile and put it into your hand.

#5979

Card by Binarius

Resurge

Action

Discard down to two cards, then draw five cards and play up to three of them.

#5980

Card by Binarius

Replenish

Action

Draw until you have 5 or more cards in your hand.

#5981

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reprint

Action

Create a copy of target card in the discard pile and add it to your hand.

#5982

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rebound

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player puts a card from their hand on top of the deck.

#5983

Card by ChippyYYZ

Conspicuous Consumption

Thing

Once during each of your turns, you may draw a card and discard it immediately.

#5984

Card by Binarius

Elimination Round

Thing

Cards in the discard pile may not leave the discard pile.

#5985

Card by Binarius

Vague Premonition

Thing

Action: Look at the top card of the draw pile and shuffle it into the top five cards of the draw pile.

#5986

Card by Binarius

Heartless Oppression

Action

As an additional cost to play Heartless Oppression, discard two cards.

Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand.

#5987

Card by Corrigan

Exorbitant Tax

Thing

When Exorbitant Tax enters play, destroy three Things you control.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing.

Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card.

#5988

Card by Corrigan

Igor, Gravedigger Novice

Thing

Action: Put a Thing card at random from the discard pile into the your hand. Then discard a card at random.

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"They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!"

#5989

Card by Corrigan

Nectar of Life

Action - Dream

Draw a card. You can return any card that was destroyed after your last turn ended from the discard pile to your hand.

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From the Mirage deck

#5990

Card by Ayolark, added by Binarius

Riot

Action

Destroy a Thing, or discard this card at any time and destroy one of your Things to negate the effects of an Action being played.

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Adapted from the Roman Politics deck

#5991

Card by Binarius

2/3/4

I Am Personified Pyramid

Action

...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them.

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From the Time Cube deck

#5992

Card by Kevan, added by Binarius

WhatTheFrick

Action

Win the game instantly.

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HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW.

#5993

Card by Your Face

Epic Face

Action

Take the entire discard pile and draw pile for yourself.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD.

#5994

Card by YOUR FACE!

...

Speechless

Action

Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn.

#5995

Card by Binarius

What Just Happened?

Action

Every opponent is so stunned at the recent turn of events that during their next turn, they may only draw once and discard if necessary, playing nothing.

#5996

Card by Binarius

Queen Dopplepopolis

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a Thing card from their hand. If you do, until your next turn, Queen Dopplepopolis becomes a copy of that Thing and can't be targeted by that player's Actions.

#5997

Card by ChippyYYZ

Soul Scream

Action

Discard your hand, put all Things you control in the discard pile, and skip your next turn. If you discarded at least four cards and put at least four Things you controlled into the discard pile, eliminate target player.

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You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud.

#5998

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hocus Pocus

Action

Choose two Actions in the discard pile. An opponent choose one of them. Put that card into your hand and play the other one immediately.

#5999

Card by ChippyYYZ

Luck of the Draw

Action

Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw three cards. Choose one of them to discard, then discard one of the remaining two at random.

#6000

Card by Binarius