Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4701-4800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 4601-4700
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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47

Claymore

Thing

If one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may put a copy of Monster Blood into your hand. Thing and Action: Destroy a Thing.

#4701

Card by Binarius

Monster Blood

Thing

Roll 1d10 at the beginning of your turn; on a 1, you are eliminated. If you control Claymore, its ability becomes "Action: Destroy an opponent's non-human Thing", and Monster Blood cannot be destroyed; otherwise, you may not control any other Things, and you must destroy an opponent's Thing at random at the end of your turns.

#4702

Card by Binarius

3

Abyssal One

Thing - Demon

Indestructible. You may not win; if all of your opponents are eliminated, every player you eliminated wins. You may destroy any Things you wish during your turns, other than this one.

#4703

Card by Binarius

Open source server

Thing

Your min hand size is 3 (if you have 3 or fewer card in your hand you may not play a card). Your max hand size increases by 1 for every machine and immaterial thing you have in play.

#4704

Card by gill_smoke

Amber

Thing

Action: destroy this card for 10 money tokens.

#4705

Card by gill_smoke

Amber

Thing person

As long as another player controls a living thing collect a money token at the end of your turn.

---

Nobody pays a crying stripper.

#4706

Card by gill_smoke

Sideways Copier

Thing - Machine

Action: Target opponent gains a copy of a token you control.

#4707

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bucky Is Ticked.

Action

Create a copy of The Wrath Of Bucky (#98) and put it into your hand.

#4708

Card by ChippyYYZ

Infiltrate

Action

Look at target player's hand.

Instead of playing a thing this turn, you may take one card from that player's hand.

#4709

Card by ChippyYYZ

Psychic

Action

Pick a letter of the alphabet. Then draw and reveal cards until you draw a card with a cornervalue, and discard the rest. If the first letter in the cornervalue is the letter you chose, you win the game.

---

This trick may only work 4% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it.

#4710

Card by Binarius

Coolant Leak

Action

Every player destroys two Things they control and discards all but two cards from their hand.

#4711

Card by Binarius

Pigeon Master

Thing

Flip a coin at the end of your turns; on tails, destroy a random Thing controlled by an opponent who did not play an Action in their last turn.

---

They're watching you.

#4712

Card by Binarius

1T

Highly Contrived Combination of Plot Devices

Action

All Things that would cause this not to be able to target or affect a Thing of your choice become blank. Then, target non-Token Thing loses all ruletext, returns to its controller's hand and is discarded. It is then turned face-down. Finally, restore all text that this Action removed from other cards.

#4713

Card by Bucky

2T

Sheer Exasperation

Thing

Whenever the total number of non-Token Things belonging to an opponent destroyed in a turn plus the number of cards that opponent discarded in the same turn is at least 10, eliminate that opponent.

---

Feel free to concede at any time. Heh heh heh... -Bucky

#4714

Card by Bucky

Young Whippersnapper

Action

Reveal a Thing with an Action ability from your hand and use its ability.

#4715

Card by Binarius

Peace Offering

Action

Draw two cards. Target opponent whose Things you have not targeted this turn may draw two cards; if they do, they must not target your Things in their next turn.

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Friends?

#4716

Card by Binarius

Miss Tom

Thing

This card counts as being both genders.

---

You should meet my Uncle Carla, it's a jerk too. -Bub

#4717

Card by gill_smoke

Dwarf in a Dress

Thing

Destroy all cards in play that references females when this is played. Action: if you control another living thing create a money token.

---

Never ask a lady dwarf if she shaves

#4718

Card by gill_smoke

Female body builder

Thing

Comes into play with 3 strength tokens if destroyed you may destroy a strength token instead. Action: destroy a Living Thing.

---

She could beat me in a fair fight, assuming she fights fair. -Bub

#4719

Card by gill_smoke

I Will Return

Action

Shuffle this card into the deck and eliminate yourself from the game. If this card is drawn after it has been played, its original player wins.

#4720

Card by ChippyYYZ

Savage Beating

Action

Destroy target thing. If it is still in play, play this card again targeting that thing.

#4721

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hexadecimator

Thing

Action and Thing: Destroy exactly sixteen things.

Action and Thing: Choose exactly sixteen cards in players' hands. Those cards are discarded.

#4722

Card by ChippyYYZ

I'm On a Boat

Action

Every player who does not control any water-related Things must discard a card in shame.

#4723

Card by Binarius

Supply Crate

Action

Play two Things. They do not count toward your per-turn limit.

#4724

Card by Binarius

96

Four-Corner Metamorphosis

Action

If any player controls at least four Things with cornervalues, whoever controls the most Things with cornervalues wins.

---

Adapted from the Time Cube deck

#4725

Card by Binarius

Tiny Tim

Thing

#4726

Card by gill_smoke

Marcel Marceau

Thing

#4727

Card by gill_smoke

Roy Sullivan

Thing

Roy Sullivan is immune to energy based destroy effects.

---

He was struck by lightning 7 times.

#4728

Card by gill_smoke

3T

Griefer

Thing-Person

Action:You and target opponent each discard a card at random.

#4729

Card by Bucky

Healer

Thing - Party Member

If any non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may return Healer to your hand to prevent its destruction.

#4730

Card by Binarius

:-D

Incurable Optimism

Thing

Life is good. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.

#4731

Card by Binarius

Tom's Wrong Measurements

Action

Destroy all unliving things in play, gain a money token for every thing destroyed.

---

Somehow this just got F'd up -W. Heck

#4732

Card by gill_smoke

Gila Monkey

Thing

Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn. Action: put a poison token on a living thing. Action & Thing (global): take control of Gila Monkey.

#4733

Card by gill_smoke

Poison Rule

Thing rule

Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn.

#4734

Card by gill_smoke

Vladimir and Estragon

Thing

Action: Discard a non-Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.

---

"It'd pass the time."

#4735

Card by jtwe

Pozzo and Lucky

Thing

Thing: Discard a Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.

---

"I don't like it. I've never known him to refuse a bone before."

#4736

Card by jtwe

The Boy

Thing

If you would begin your turn, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, you gain a Day token.

At any time, you may destroy a Day token you control to take an extra turn after this one.

---

"He won't come this evening but surely tomorrow."

#4737

Card by jtwe

?

Question Block

Thing

Destroy Question Block if you do not use its Action ability during your turn. Action: Draw a card.

#4738

Card by Binarius

Ruined Fane

Thing - Terrain

Whenever any player draws a card, they must flip a coin. On heads, they gain a Zombie token.

#4739

Card by Binarius

Full Moon

Action

Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random.

---

"I did NOT need to see that." - Jtwe

#4740

Card by Binarius

L3

No Cloning Law

Thing

uniquely named living things may not be copied or have their rules text altered

#4741

Card by gill_smoke

L2

No Zoning Law

Thing

Places and buildings may not be played

#4742

Card by gill_smoke

L1

No Driving Law

Thing

Inanimate things cannot change ownership while this card is in play

#4743

Card by gill_smoke

Quick Wits

Thing

When an opponent plays a card, you may immediately play a card that affects the opponent's card.

#4744

Card by Corrigan

Thick Seaweed

Thing

While this card is in play, you may not take control of any other players' Things and no other players can take control of any of your Things.

#4745

Card by Corrigan

Shed

Action/Thing

Thing: Up to three Things can be placed on Shed; one added or removed per turn. Things placed on Shed cannot be destroyed, but their Actions can't be used and their effects don't do anything.
Action: Each player destroys a Thing he/she controls and discards one Thing from his/her hand.

#4746

Card by Corrigan

1

Leader's Spirit

Thing

If a thing you control would be destroyed, you may choose a thing you control to be destroyed instead and all other things you control cannot be destroyed this turn.

---

Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of the many.

#4747

Card by ChippyYYZ

2

Inventive Spirit

Thing

Thing: Destroy X tokens you control to search the top X cards of the deck for a thing and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the deck.

#4748

Card by ChippyYYZ

3 4

Curious Spirit

Thing

You have no maximum hand size.
If you have less than 4 cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you may draw two cards instead of 1.

#4749

Card by ChippyYYZ

4T

Bottled Brains

Thing

When Bottled Brains is destroyed, draw a card and gain control of all Zombies.

---

You nimrods do know we use them for something besides food, right?

#4750

Card by Bucky

5T

Bottled Victory

Thing

When Bottled Victory is destroyed, target Thing gains the text "Action+Thing:Win the game".

---

Ingredients: Water, Magic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, True Love, Sodium Benzoate to preserve freshness.

#4751

Card by Bucky

6T

Bottled Genie

Thing

When Bottled Genie is destroyed, look at the top 20 cards of the draw pile, play one of them and shuffle the draw pile.

---

He isn't really trapped inside, he's just doing this for fun.

#4752

Card by Bucky

Fighter Ace

Thing

Gain a Kill token whenever you destroy an opponent's non-token Thing. Draw a card whenever you gain a Kill token, starting with your fifth.

#4753

Card by Binarius

The Morning After the Apocalypse

Action

Every player must discard the Things in their hand and destroy all of the Things they control.

#4754

Card by Binarius

Scotopic Luminosity

Thing

Only one card may be played per turn. All cards' colors are either blue or black.

#4755

Card by Binarius

5

Mechanic's Spirit

Thing

Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play.

#4756

Card by ChippyYYZ

6

Creative Spirit

Thing

Action: Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and gain an Art Token.

#4757

Card by ChippyYYZ

7

Warrior's Spirit

Thing

If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If both are heads, it is not destroyed. If only one is heads, return it to your hand.
Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.

#4758

Card by ChippyYYZ

S3

Third Shift

Thing

As soon as you play the action ability on this card destroy it. Action: Perform all of the following in any order, Draw a card, Play a Thing, Play an action, Discard down to your max hand size with a minimum discard of 1 card. If you miss any of the preceding actions before your turn is over you are eliminated.

#4759

Card by gill_smoke

S7

Red Shift

Thing

Cards with red in their background color cannot by targeted by things without red in their background color.

#4760

Card by gill_smoke

S2

Corner Shift

Thing

If you control at least 4 things with corner values this card has the following action ability Action: give another player a card from your hand, they give you a card from their hand at the same time.

#4761

Card by gill_smoke

Bottler's Spirit

Thing

Action: Change target Thing's Action ability so that instead of "Action:", it reads "When this card is destroyed:".

#4762

Card by Binarius

P0

Poisoner

Thing

When played from your hand put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action: put a poison counter on a living thing.

#4763

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Bicorne

Thing hat

---

Napoleon wore one

#4764

Card by gill_smoke

P2

Slow acting poison

Thing

When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action & Thing: Put a poison token on a thing that has been in play for at least 2 of your turns.

---

it's better than Uranium Hexafloride

#4765

Card by gill_smoke

...With Necromancy Action!

Action

Return the Thing in the discard pile you most recently controlled to your control.

#4766

Card by Binarius

Underestimate the Opposition

Action

Target opponent who controls more non-token Things than you must destroy one of those Things or discard two cards.

---

"Oh. So there are ten THOUSAND of them." -eskimoboy

#4767

Card by Binarius

P3

Poison Virus

Thing

When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Whenever a thing performs an action ability the owner flips a coin on Tails they put a poison counter on that thing. If there are 6 or more things in play with poison couters put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already.

---

And that's what Ebola is like kids.

#4768

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Tricorne

Thing

---

you never see these anymore

#4769

Card by gill_smoke

P9

Poison Dart Trap

Thing

Put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Roll a d6 for every Living Thing on a 1 put a poison counter on it.

---

that's not a trope that's a cliche

#4770

Card by gill_smoke

1

Sniper

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand.

---

From the Misc deck

#4771

Card by Binarius

5

Stinky Tofu

Thing

Target opponent must discard a random card when you play this.

---

From the Misc deck

#4772

Card by Binarius

12

Musical Chairs

Action

Destroy a random Thing.

---

From the Misc deck

#4773

Card by Binarius

7T

Scrapyard

Thing

Thing:Remove a Thing from the discard pile and gain a Token of any type.

#4774

Card by Bucky

8T

Scrap

Action

Remove a Thing from the discard pile, gain a Token of any type and draw a card.

#4775

Card by Bucky

8

Brawler's Spirit

Thing

If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If only one is heads, discard a card instead. If both are heads, it is not destroyed.

Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.

#4776

Card by ChippyYYZ

9

Inquisitive Spirit

Thing

Action: Discard a card and draw a card.

Action: Draw a card. You may immediately play it. A random opponent draws a card.

#4777

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

Ceremonial Priest

Thing

At the start of your turn, before drawing, look at the top card of the draw pile. You may then shuffle or cut the draw pile. Do this only once, even if you control several Priests

#4778

Card by Bucky

0T

Priestly Ceremony

Action

Look at the top card of the draw pile. Then, you may shuffle or cut the draw pile. If you don't, you may take an extra Action this turn. Either way, draw a card.

#4779

Card by Bucky

Kessler Syndrome

Thing

If at least ten non-token Things have been destroyed, roll 1d6 at the end of each player's turn and destroy a random non-token Thing if you roll a 1.

#4780

Card by Binarius

In One Basket

Thing

Every player may draw a card when this card comes into play. If any player's hand is empty at the end of their turn, they are eliminated.

#4781

Card by Binarius

Sharks With Lasers

Action

Every opponent must destroy one of their non-token Things or be eliminated.

#4782

Card by Binarius

Necrophagia

Thing

Action: Destroy a Zombie token you control. Draw a card.

---

MMMM, Taastyy!

#4783

Card by gill_smoke

Leaky gut Syndrome

Thing

You may play this on another player. Whenever the owner of this card plays an action card they also discard a card.

#4784

Card by gill_smoke

Necro parasite

Thing

Put a copy of poison rule into play if not already. Things that are destroyed by poison also generate a Zombie token under the previous owners control.

#4785

Card by gill_smoke

1U

Civil War

Thing

When you play Civil War, destroy a Thing.
While Civil War is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and any other Thing not named "Civil War"." appended to their ruletext.

#4786

Card by Bucky

2U

Golden Age

Thing

When you play Golden Age, draw a card.
While Golden Age is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and draw a card." appended to their ruletext.

#4787

Card by Bucky

Black Tide

Action

Destroy all non-black things.

#4788

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bio Reactor

Thing

Action: Remove a living thing you control from the game face-down under Bio Reactor.

If there is a living thing under Bio Reactor, gain an Energy Token at the end of your turn.

#4789

Card by ChippyYYZ

Subatomize

Action

Destroy a Thing and replace it with 9 Quark Tokens

#4790

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cargo Shorts

Thing

Your hand size limit is increased by 3.

#4791

Card by Binarius

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Deflector Dish

Thing

Destroy all of your Charge tokens to negate the effects of any Action that would destroy a Thing you control. Action: Gain a Charge token.

#4792

Card by Binarius

Parrot

Thing

Action: Retrieve the most recently played Action card from the discard pile and play it.

#4793

Card by Binarius

0X0f

Robotic Control

Thing

Discard this card to take control of an inanimate thing. At the begining of your turn activate a machine's action ability. This does not count towards your per turn limit.

#4794

Card by gill_smoke

c2

Choke / Choke

Action or Thing

When played as an Action destroy a living thing. When played as a Thing attach to an inanimate thing, that things rules text is blank.

#4795

Card by gill_smoke

s1

Disputed Facts

Action

Discard this card to remove a card from the game. Otherwise if there are more than 20 cards in the discard pile and more cards by a single author other than Bucky; end the game and Bucky is the winner.

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someone should email him and let him know

#4796

Card by gill_smoke

8ª

Eight Rule

Thing

If any player who does not control this card plays a card with the number 8 in its cornervalue, they must _______. Action: Change the "________" above (not the one in quote marks) to a word or group of words of your choice.

#4797

Card by Nehh

Oh.

No Homing Law

Thing

None of the Things you control may be targeted.

#4798

Card by Nehh

Ack!

No Pwning Law

Thing

No player may destroy more than 3 things in a turn.

#4799

Card by Nehh

The Call of the Abyss

Thing

Every player must play an Action during their turn. When a Thing's Action ability is activated, destroy that Thing. Action (Global): Eliminate yourself.

#4800

Card by Binarius