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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000, 3001-3100, 3101-3200, 3201-3300, 3301-3400.

Headline Probe Shock

Action

Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.

Card by Kevan

Sticks Nix Hick Pix

Action

Destroy any card with an 'x' on it.

Card by Kevan

Thin Ice

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.

Card by Kevan

The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English

Thing

Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.

"Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."

Card by Zt

Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English

Thing

Action: Draw a map, to abandon the card.
The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.

"Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."

Card by Zt

Card text translated into Arabic and English

Thing

Action: a card, and to reject the card.
Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.

"Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."

Card by Zt

Glitter Coating

Thing

Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it.

Card by Kevan

Ice Lord

Thing

When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.
Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.

Card by Zt

Queen of Eternal Winter

Thing

Action: Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."

Card by Zt

Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer

Thing

Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.

Card by Zt

B0

Buggered Latin

Action

Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen.

The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."

Card by gill_smoke

R17

Riposte Strike

Thing

Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card.

Card by gill_smoke

R16

Famine

Action

Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Perchten

Thing

When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.
Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.

These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.

Card by Zt

Christmas Presents

Action

Each player gives a card to the player to her left.

"Merry Christmas!"

Card by Zt

The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas

Thing

You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.

"I NEVER get something else!"

Card by Zt

Peace and Goodwill

Action

Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.

Card by Kevan

Scapegoat

Action

A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.

Card by Kevan

Merry Christmas!

Action

Players hug each other. Everybody wins.

Card by Zt

Leftovers

Thing

Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.

Card by Kevan

M19

Talk to Chuck

Thing (rule)

When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card.

This has a higher RoI than a CD

Card by gill_smoke

R6

There are no problems only opprutunities

Action Reaction

Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens.

"For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Seasonal Distress

Action

Everybody discards thier hands and draws one card.

Card by gill_smoke

Lava Lord

Thing

When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.
Action: Give a magma token you control to target player.

Card by Zt

Magma Overlord from Hell

Thing

Action and Thing: Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player."

Card by Zt

Blaník Knights

Thing - Slavic Mythology

Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action: Target opponent discards his hand.

"Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson"

Card by Zt

Blank Knights

Thing

Card by ChippyYYZ

King Of Fire And Ice

Thing

Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind Implosion

Action

Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Baba Jaga

Thing - Slavic Mythology

When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.
Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.

"The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri

Card by Zt

Bzzz

Face-Eating Alien Bees

Thing

Action: All insects you control are copied.
Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.

"There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."

Card by Zt

Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death

Thing

Action: Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.

"This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."

Card by Zt

Liveblogging

Thing

Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.

Card by Kevan

Masked Ball

Thing

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.

Card by Kevan

Happy Holidays

Action

All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed.

Card by gill_smoke

Marly

Thing

Marly is a ghost and can not be destroyed until Christmas Eve.

Card by gill_smoke

Christmas Bonus

Action

Create 10 money tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Turkey Sandwiches

Thing

If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.

Card by Kevan

Wrapping Paper

Thing

If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.

Card by Kevan

Baubles

Thing

If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. Action: Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.

Card by Kevan

Franchising

Thing

Action Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card.
Action Create a Money Token.

Card by Goldenboots

Automat

Thing

Action: Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.

Card by Kevan

Memory Test

Action

Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.

Card by Kevan

Z11

Zomified preacher

Thing

Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card.

"Its a shame really" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

R18

Decayed Moral Values

Thing (rule)

Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand.

"... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub

Card by gill_smoke

M12

Investment Banker

Thing

Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card.

"You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Marshland

Thing

A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.

Card by Kevan

Landing Craft

Thing

Action: Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.

Card by Kevan

Chamaleon from Beyond

Thing

If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.

Card by Zt

Always One Step Ahead

Thing

The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.

Card by Zt

Numagbar controls you

Action

During target player's next turn, you play for him.

Card by Zt

Simon Says

Thing (person)

Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other.

Card by Goldenboots

Numagbar

Thing - Fallen God

When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target non-living Thing.
Thing: Target opponent discards a card.
Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards.

Card by Zt

Jdragsa

Thing - Fallen God

When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Create a lightning token.
Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.
Action: Draw two cards.

Card by Zt

Xuburge

Thing - Fallen God

When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn.
Thing: Take an extra Action.
Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile.

Card by Zt

R19

Diving bell

Thing

Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand.

Did I miss anything? -Bucky

Card by gill_smoke

C10

Cashe

Action

Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand.

"Lucky bastard" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Z12

Zombified Security Guard

Thing

If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect.

"What good did that do?" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

A1

Sword of Action

Thing

Action: Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.
Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.

Card by Zt

T1

Time-Bender

Thing

During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.

Card by Zt

T2

Lord of Technocracy

Thing

At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.

Card by Zt

Pre-Emptive Sniper

Thing

Action: Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.

Card by Kevan

Viking Funeral

Thing

Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions:
Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens
Reaction Discard up to half of your hand
Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things

Card by Goldenboots

Testing Chamber

Action

Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.

Card by Kevan

Card War

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.

Card by Zt

Thing War

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.

Card by Zt

Action War

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.

Card by Zt

Beta Version

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.

Card by Kevan

Factory Worker

Thing

Thing: Create a blank token

"If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

R19

Confusing Jargon

Action Reaction

Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn.

"Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer

Card by gill_smoke

Thugee

Thing

When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card.
Action: Destroy a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.

Card by gill_smoke

Reflector Dish

Thing

The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Personal Shopper

Action

Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.

Card by Kevan

Golden Vampire

Thing

Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.
Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.

"Remember Grailquest?"

Card by Zt

Get Rich or Die Trying

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.

Card by Zt

Get Poor or Die Trying

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.

Card by Zt

1

Monomania

Thing

No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition.
Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition.
Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it.

Card by Goldenboots

Restraining Order

Thing

Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee.
Restrainee: _______________
Action Change the Restrainee.

Card by Goldenboots

Brainwashed

Thing

Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.
Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this.
Swami: ______________

Card by Goldenboots

Vampire Hedgefond Manager

Thing

Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)

Card by Zt

Clockpunk

Thing

Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.

Card by Kevan

The Fool

Thing

If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.
Action: Create a pointless token.

Card by Zt

The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice

Thing

Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.

"Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone

Card by Zt

Snow-Blocked Path

Thing

All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"
Action: Destroy this.

Card by Zt

Keg Lift

Thing

You may play two things every turn.

"No home is complete without one" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Spite house

Thing

If sombody would win eliminate yourself.<br\>

"The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Astronaut

Thing

<br\><br\><br\><br\><br\>

"yeah like those Jagoffs ever do anything" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Old, New, Borrowed, Blue

Action

Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.

Card by Kevan

Rumours of War

Action

Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.

Card by Kevan

Happy New Year!

Action

Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

M1

Bittersweet Memories

Action

Choose one.
Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.

Card by Zt

M2

Deep Memories

Action

Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.

Card by Zt

M3

False Memories

Action

Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)

Card by Zt

Critical Mass

Thing

Action: Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.

Card by Kevan

100

Cliche Elephant

Thing

Can only be destroyed by a mouse

Card by Aetherknight

5

Flamethrower

Action

Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage

Card by Aetherknight

...And the Oscar goes to...!

Action

If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!

Card by Aetherknight

The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits

Thing

All players may play cards from the discard pile.

"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan

Card by Zt

Lost in Dark Realms

Thing

You may play this under target opponent's control.
You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.

Card by Zt

Half-Curse of Nemhotep

Action

Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.

"What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"

Card by Zt

Ankh

Thing

The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game.

Card by Corrigan

Poetry Slam

Thing

All players must speak in rhyme or they get eliminated double-time. The rhymes don't have to make sense, but you can try, and don't even think about asking "why?".

Card by Corrigan

Laika the Russian Space Dog

Thing

Action: Destroy this card and gain 10 Fame tokens.

Card by Corrigan

Counterfeiter

Thing

Action: Create up to three tokens of any type or types. If any are still in play at the end of the turn, destroy them.

Card by Kevan

Forged Coalition

Thing-Wicked

When this comes into play if some other player other than you controls the most tokens all other players may vote on a common enemy. If all but the choosen enemy agree the person whose turn it is may take a counter from the common enemy and put it on a thing they control.

Card by Aetherknight

Diplomatic Immunity

Thing-Just

If you play an action card destroy this card. You cannot be the target of cards.

Card by Aetherknight

Troubled Grand Arbitor

Thing-Just

Destroy this card if you are the player who controls the least tokens. Whenever a player with less tokens than you plays an action card destroy a token you control. If you did choose the target if the card asks for a target.

Card by Aetherknight

Mr. Reverso

Thing

You may use abilities of Things in your hand. You may not use abilities of Things in play.

Card by Zt

Mutant Engineering

Action

Add one of the following Action abilities to target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target tangible, inanimate Thing.
Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile.

Card by Zt

XTC

Action

Take up to ten Actions. Destroy all non-token Things you control.

Card by Zt

Quidditch

Thing

All abilites on this card are global. When this card goes out of play, destroy all QGoal tokens. When a player creates a Golden Snitch token using this card, the game ends and the player with the highest score wins, counting QGoal tokens as 10 each and the Golden Snitch as 150.
Action Create a QGoal token.
Action and Thing Roll a d20; on a 1 create a Golden Snitch token.

Card by Goldenboots

Token Rush

Action

For every Thing in play that can create Tokens, create one Token of each type the Thing can create. Decide who controls each Token created by this Action.

Card by Goldenboots

Cease-FIre

Thing

Destroy this Thing at the beginning of your turn, While this in play, no-one can win. If anyone would have won, except for this card, that player is eliminated unless that would cause another player to have won, except for this card. This card may not be edited, erased, removed from play, blanked, equipped with any add-on card, or destroyed except as described above.

Card by Goldenboots

Emergency Supplies

Action

Each player gains one token of every type that's mentioned on cards in play.

Card by Kevan

Final Sprint

Action

Discard your hand and take two more turns after this one.

Card by Kevan

Maintenance Contract

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action ability, draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Wanderlust

Thing-Equipment

Equip this onto a Thing. Each player tosses a coin each turn. On Heads, player gains control of the equipped Thing and must equip this onto a different Thing he/she controls or destroy this and the formerly equipped Thing. If the equipped Thing is destroyed, so is Wanderlust.

I'm, like, totally bored here.

Card by Goldenboots

ABCD_F

Can't Kill This

Thing-Add-on

Add this on to a Thing card such that 5th ABC sign is not found on its colour band. No action can kill that card, or put it in discard stack, if acting card has 5th ABC sign in its colour band. Discard this if not on a card.

Card by Gold'nboots

R7

General Specific

Thing

Any card that is specifically refered to by another card may be subsituted by General Specific.

Card by ChippyYYZ

R6

Cheat Code Of
*Unlock All*

Thing

You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand.
You may not win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

So?

Meaningless Switch

Thing

All cards' corner values and flavor texts are switched.

R5

Card by ChippyYYZ

5P

Perfect Pentagram

Thing

You may play this on another. Owner can play no more things

"You are into some weird stuff, we should hook you up with my brother Dave" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

P129038

Prisoner

Thing

"Not 'The Prisoner' that was Secret Agent Man"

Card by gill_smoke

S4

Commissar

Thing

As long as you control another living thing Commissar has the following abilities Action: remove a living thing from the game. Thing: take a removed thing and put it in the discard pile or shuffle it into the draw pile.

"Thanks Comrade"

Card by gill_smoke

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 ==Card List==
-:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]].''
+:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]], [[/Cards 3001-3100|3001-3100]], [[/Cards 3101-3200|3101-3200]], [[/Cards 3201-3300|3201-3300]], [[/Cards 3301-3400|3301-3400]].''
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-{{card|title=Bottled Poison|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=8X|text=When Bottled Poison is destroyed, each opponent discards a card at random and destroys a Thing they control.|creator=Bucky}}
-{{card|title=Huddle|type=Action|text=Return all non-token Things you control to your hand, and draw four cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Tripwire|type=Thing|text=When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and play any number of cards from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Transcendence|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, end your turn. '''Action:''' Win the game if you control no other Things and if your hand is empty.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Malaclypse the Younger
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=Y2
-|bgcolor=00A
-|text=If you have a copy of Malaclypse the elder in play you may use Malaclypse the younger's ability to fetch two cards instead of one. '''Action:''' Put a card from the top 23 cards in the draw pile put it in your hand, shuffle the draw pile.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Malaclypse the Elder
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=E3
-|bgcolor=004
-|text=If you have a copy of Malaclypse the younger in play you may take  Malaclypse the elder's action at the begining of your turn for free but then you can't use his ability. '''Action:''' put a card from the top 23 cards of the discard pile into your hand.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=23 skiddoo
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=R5
-|bgcolor=D00
-|text=Put cards from the discard pile with a corner value symbol matching any symbol in title of this card into your hand.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Token Leak|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a token an opponent controls, to draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Charity Tin Rattle|type=Action|text=Target player either gives you a card from their hand, or discards their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Targettron|type=Thing |longtext = true|text = Make a randomly ordered list of players and a randomly ordered list of non-token Things in play. Any event targetting a player or Thing  targets the next player or Thing on the appropriate list. After a player or Thing is targetted he/she/it is moved to the bottom of the list. When a new Thing comes into play, you choose a place for it on the list. <br> '''Action''': Randomly re-order both target lists. |cornervalue= T?|bgcolor=006|creator=Goldenboots}}
-{{card|title=Ploughshare|type=Thing|text=You cannot play a card or an Action ability if it would destroy a Thing. '''Action:''' Draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=New Broom|type=Action|text=Destroy every non-token Thing in play. For each Thing destroyed, its controller may draw a card and, if they wish, play it immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Rags To RIches and Back|type=Thing |longtext = true|text = If during your turn you ever have fewer Things in play than any other player, put a Rags token on this card. If  during your turn you have a Rags token and more Things in play than any other player, put a Riches token on this card. If during your turn you have a Riches token but fewer Things in play than any other player, you win.|cornervalue= R2R2R|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=A Day's Work|type=Thing|text=At the end of any turn in which you played more than one card, gain a Money token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=And Baby Makes Three |type=Thing |text ='''Action''' Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name. |cornervalue= B3|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Six and Out |type=Action |text= Draw 6 cards and play up to six Actions and/or Things, total. If you have not won at the end of this turn, you are eliminated.|flavortext= Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out. |cornervalue= 6W|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Slow Motion|type=Thing|text=Players may only play one Action or one Thing, each turn - not both.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Mano-a-Mano|type=Thing|text=While this card is in play, all other Things are considered to be out of play. Things cannot be played.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Public Sucide
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=S12
-|bgcolor=100
-|text=Destroy target living thing, draw a card.
-|flavortext="I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Sucide Pact
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=S11
-|bgcolor=001
-|text=Attach two Living Things together when one leaves play or is destroyed they both are.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Suicide Cultist
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=S10
-|bgcolor=001
-|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Robotic Hand|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, put eight Finger tokens into play. Your hand size is equal to the number of Finger tokens you control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Spur of the Moment|type=Action|text=Draw three cards, then play a card at random from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Bad Luck|type=Thing|text=All random decisions are instead resolved by the decision of the player to the left of the player whose turn it is.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Juri, Mister Zombie Corpse|type=Thing|text=Every player may play this from the discard pile instead of playing a Thing. When Juri is destroyed, gain control of target Thing or draw a card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=Lost on a Lonely Island with a Person you Dislike|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control.
-Whenever you play a Thing, each other player creates a copy of that Thing under their control.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=F90}}
-{{card|title=This Deck is so Freaking Infinite|type=Action|text=Search the draw pile. If you find a card called "Hammy Spanky Stinky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad", you win the game. If you don't, draw three cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|flavortext="If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist."}}
-{{card |title = Hammy Stinky Spanky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad |longtitle = true| type = Thing |bgcolor = 006 |text = No Thing may use any '''Action''' ability in the turn it comes into play, unless the Thing is voluntarily destroyed by its controller at the same time. |creator = Goldenboots|flavortext = Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want... |cornervalue = $0.99/lb}}
-{{card|title=Srinavasa Ramanujan |type=Thing-Mathematician |text =If you control exactly 1729 tokens of any type(s) you win. <br>'''Action''' Create a Cube token. <br> '''Action''' If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens |longtext = true|flavortext = Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways! |cornervalue= 1729|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=In with a Chance |type=Thing |text = If you control exactly 18 Lucky tokens, you win. If you use an Action ability on this card, toss a coin: on Tails, erase that action ability.<br>'''Action''' Create a Lucky token. <br> '''Action''' Double your number of Lucky tokens <br> '''Action''' Triple your number of Lucky tokens. <br> '''Action''' Destroy a Lucky token.|cornervalue= 18L |longtext=true|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Unexploded Bomb|type=Thing|text=If this Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Embarrassing Secret|type=Action|text=Discard your hand. If this card is revealed from your hand, you must play it immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card
-|title=Ossiliscope
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=EE 1
-|bgcolor=888
-|text=At the beginning of your turn you may trigger as many actions abilities of inanimate things as you posses scope probes.'''Thing:''' Create a copy of scope probe from the archive shuffle into draw pile. '''Action:''' Search top 20 cards in the draw pile for a scope probe and put it in your hand.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Scope Probe
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=EE 2
-|bgcolor=444
-|text=If this is destroyed you may make a copy that you put into your hand for 50 money related tokens.
-|flavortext="I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Waveform Generator
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=EE 3
-|bgcolor=888
-|text=At the beginning of your turn you may do one of the following: <BR>Draw an extra card. <BR>Discard a card. <BR>Create a energy token.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Kidnapping|type=Action|text=Gain control of a Thing, unless its controller discards their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Shell Script|type=Thing|text=Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability activates for free at the start of each of its controller's turns.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=A House on Fire|type=Action|text=Every player discards down to one card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Economic Stimulus Package |type=Thing |longtext = true|text = When this comes into play, each player gains 10 * (the number of active players) Money tokens. Destroy this at the beginnng of your turn. Each player may auction off a Thing he/she controls  during his/her turn, and chooses to accept bids in Money tokens only or in any tokens. When this is destroyed the player with the most Money tokens may draw four cards. |cornervalue= $$$|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Economic Downturn|type=Action|text=For each type of token in play, each player must destroy one token they control of that type, if they have any.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Elbow Room|type=Thing|text=Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Things they control. Each player may destroy Things they control at the end of their turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Suppressing Fire|type=Thing|text=The first card played each turn is instead discarded with no effect.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Zombie Revenge
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=R13
-|bgcolor=100
-|text=Destroy all living things
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Treant Revenge
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=R12
-|bgcolor=060
-|text=Destroy all non living things
-|flavortext=Undead ones too.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Fell through
-|type=Action Reaction
-|cornervalue=R8
-|bgcolor=900
-|text=You must discard a card to play. Play in response to any action, that action does nothing.
-|flavortext="Awww that's too bad" -Bub
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Crop Field|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Put a Seed token into play. '''Action:''' Replace all Seed tokens with Crop tokens. '''Action:''' Destroy any number of Crop tokens you control to draw twice as many cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Cursed!|type=Thing|text=Play onto a Thing that used its Action ability since your last turn. The controller of that Thing cannot play the Action ability of other Things.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Rob the Rich|type=Action|text=Choose a player. Swap all of your tokens for all of their tokens.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Collectible Card Swap Meet |type=Action |text= You may offer n cards created by one card creator and name how many cards, by which creator, you would trade them for. You accept the first correct offer.|flavortext= I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo! |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Correcting Fluid|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Correct a spelling or grammatical mistake on a card in play or in your hand, and draw three cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Market crash
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=M0
-|bgcolor=006
-|text=When this comes into play destroy all money tokens. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card. Whenever things would be destroyed put it back into controllers hand instead.
-|flavortext="Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Stashed
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=R9
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=Look at an opponents hand take a card.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Hate mail
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=R1
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=All players beside you discard their hands
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=January Sale|type=Action|text=Draw and reveal three times as many cards as players. Starting with you and going clockwise around the table, each player picks one of the cards and puts it into their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Unscrupulous Postman|type=Thing|text=Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it. You may choose to take the card into your hand instead; if you do, destroy Unscrupulous Postman.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=The Wrong Hands|type=Action|text=Each player may discard any number of cards. Toss a coin; if heads, everyone then passes their hand to the left.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Strawberry Fields Forever|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Roll 1d6 and put that many strawberry tokens into play.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=I Am The Walrus|type=Thing|text=The owner of this card is the walrus.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Bad Feeling|type=Action|text=Look at an opponent's hand. If they have a card with the word 'destroy' on it, draw three cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Mortgage, Monopoly Style |type=Thing |text = Face-down cards are blank. If this card is destroyed, turn all face-down cards in play face-up.<br>'''Action''' (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens. <br>'''Action''' (global)  Destroy 20 Money tokens  to turn a player's face-down card face-up.. <br>.|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Giant, Hollow Cake|type=Thing|text=You may destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand, at any time.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Deevolution spray
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=P 128
-|bgcolor=480
-|text=Destroy a token or change a thing into a token of the same type as the replaced cards name.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=That's enough
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=R5
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=Target player does not draw a card on thier next turn.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Miserable state
-|type=Thing (rule)
-|cornervalue=M6
-|bgcolor=006
-|text=All players must discard a card to play a card from thier hand.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Roulette Rake|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Give control of any token to any player.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Half-Time Substitution|type=Action|text=Return any number of non-token Things you control to your hand. You may then play an equal number of Thing cards from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=All or Nothing|type=Thing|text=You may not play Thing or Action cards normally (although you may still take one Action ability per turn). At any time during your turn, you may play every card from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Son of the Zombie Plague
-|type=Action
-|bgcolor=100
-|text=Create a zombie token for every nontoken thing in play
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Zombified Wage Slave
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=z0
-|bgcolor=001
-|text='''Action:''' destroy a zombie token to create a token of your choise
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Wage Slave
-|type=Thing person
-|cornervalue=s0
-|bgcolor=008
-|text='''Action:''' destroy a money token to create 2 tokens of your choise
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Near Enough|type=Action|text=Swap a card in the discard pile for a card in your hand whose title starts with the same letter.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Autopilot|type=Thing|text=Players may not play cards or Action abilities normally. A player may play a card at random from their hand, at the end of each of their turns.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Rubber Bullets|type=Action|text=Pick a Thing at random. Either destroy it, or return this card to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Back From The Grave|type=Action|text=Create a zombie token and put a card from the discard pile into your hand.|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
-{{card|title=Back With A Vengeance|type=Action|text=Return a thing from the discard pile to play under your control.  That thing destroys target thing.|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
-{{card|title=Back From The Future|type=Action|text=Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and play one of them.|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
-{{card
-|title=Canadian bacon
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=B22
-|bgcolor=F88
-|text=<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>
-|flavortext="It doesn't have to do anything because it's that good" -Spencer Shay
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Draft Dodger
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=d0
-|bgcolor=FC0
-|text=This card is only playable if you have evidence of something Canadian in you play <BR><BR><BR>
-|flavortext="What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Red Ensign
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=F01
-|bgcolor=FFF
-|image=Canadian Red Ensign.png
-|text=<BR><BR>This is a Canadian icon
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Cold Dark Infinite Void|type=Thing|text=If a player has no Existence tokens, they may put one into play on any Thing they control. A player may destroy an Existence token they control at any time. Things without Existence tokens on them (except for this card) are considered to be out of play for the purposes of all other cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Morphic Resonator|type=Thing|text=Play onto a Thing. The body text of every Thing (other than this card) is considered to be the same as the Thing this card is attached to, while this card is in play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=First Against the Wall|type=Action|text=Destroy the alphabetically earliest Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card
-|title=Are You Daft?
-|type=Action Reaction
-|cornervalue=R14
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=Discard in reaction to a living things action ability, that action does nothing. When played as an action trigger a Thing's action ability twice.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Malcolm in the middle
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=M11
-|bgcolor=006
-|text=Attach to two living things they cannot use actions.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Working Blue
-|type=Action
-|cornervalue=B10
-|bgcolor=009
-|text=Destroy all non blue things.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Brain in a Jar|type=Thing|text=You may play two Actions per turn, but cannot play Action cards, only Action abilities.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Andrew Jackson|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=You may ignore any judiciary-related cards or effects.<BR>'''Action:  '''Remove target Indian from the game.}}
-{{card|title=Stonewall Jackson|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.<BR>If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns.  If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.}}
-{{card|title=Janet Jackson|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action:'''  Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card.}}
-{{card|title=Luddite Mob|type=Thing|text=You may not play Action abilities, except for the one on this card. '''Action:''' Destroy a Thing which has an Action ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Mental Health Day
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=M2
-|bgcolor=006
-|text=Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take use its abilities.<BR> '''Action:''' Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing.
-|flavortext="He needs more than a day ..." -Bub
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Apex Predator
-|type=Thing
-|cornervalue=A1
-|bgcolor=030
-|text=This card cannot be destroyed. <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy living thing.
-|flavortext="Grrr."
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Cthulu Sex Magazine
-|type=Thing
-|bgcolor=000
-|text=<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>
-|flavortext="With a title like that you don't need to do anything."
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Dvo / Rak|type=Thing|text=A second playing area exists. At the start of each player's turn, they must pick one of the two areas; any Things that come into play this turn come into play in this area, and all cards in the other area are removed from play, until the end of the turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Communal To-Do List |type=Thing |text =During your turn you may (for free) perform the next '''To Do'''  on the list below. Then erase that item and put this card under another player's control. <br> '''To Do''' Draw 3 cards <br> '''To Do''' Destroy a Thing you control <br> '''To Do''' Discard your hand, draw 5 cards. <br> '''To Do''' Destroy five tokens you control. <br> '''To Do''' Destroy this card. <br> '''To Do''' Win the game. |longtext = true|cornervalue= 2Do|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Link Bait |type=Thing |text =This card is a living thing, a node, an insect, a quark, Canadian, undead, robotic, made of glass, a philosopher, related to Chess, black, blue, not black, not blue, nonliving, plastic, and features a quotation from Bub. <br> '''Action''' If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card. |longtext = true|flavortext = Always on page 5 of Google's  hits.|cornervalue= Me! |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=419 Scam|type=Action|text=Choose a player, and name an amount of tokens they control. They may choose to give you those tokens; if they do, then you may choose to put three times that many tokens into play under their control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Surprise Attack|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Play this during an opponent's turn.  Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn.  Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn.}}
-{{card|title=Ricochet Laser|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Destroy four random things.}}
-{{card|title=Kill Mode Engage|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=All Action Abilities now read "'''Action:'''  Destroy target thing."<BR><BR>'''Action:  '''Eliminate an opponent.}}
 {{card|title=Headline Probe Shock|type=Action|text=Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}