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==Card List==
==Card List==


:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]].''
:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]], [[/Cards 2801-2900|2801-2900]], [[/Cards 2901-3000|2901-3000]]''


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{{card|title=When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs|type=Thing|longtext=true|text=Everybody may use this Thing's abilities.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.<BR>
'''Action:''' If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Everything was better back then."|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Gloves Are Off|type=Thing|text=If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Necronomicon|type=Thing|text=For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. '''Action:''' Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Going Through The Motions|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Friendship Sandwiches|type=Action|text=Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Robot Sentries|type=Thing|text=Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand.  Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Noodly Appendage|type=Action|bgcolor=990|text=Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Taunting the Spy|type=Thing|text=You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. '''Action:''' Draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card
|title=Secured derivitive
|cornervalue=-10000$
|type=bad debt
|bgcolor=666
|text=if discarded you win
|flavortext=Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Charnel house
|cornervalue=Z1
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=003
|text=Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Haunted House
|cornervalue=G9
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=003
|text=may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card|title=If I Had A Hammer|type=Thing|text=You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. '''Action:''' Destroy a Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Howling Wind|type=Action|text=Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Staredown|type=Thing|text=When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card.  On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control.  '''Action:''' Destroy this card and take another turn.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Disarm|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Bubble Ghost|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Broken Fusebox|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Sins of the Father|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|text=Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token.  Any player with a Sin token may not win the game.  Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn.}}
{{card|title=Security Council Resolutions|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Every player creates one card.  Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile.  If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Mersenne Mania|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Any player who controls 2<sup>n</sup>-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards.|creator=Binarius}}
{{Card|title=Dropped Brain|type=Thing|bgcolor=000066|creator=jtwe|text=When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card.|flavortext="Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"}}
{{card|title=The Eye of a Needle|type=Thing|text=If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Will Work For Food|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card
|title=Unfair polling
|cornervalue=D22
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Over Full Graveyard
|cornervalue=Z2
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=111
|text=if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Super Computer
|cornervalue=Cray5
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text=Your max hand size is increased by 27
|flavortext="I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card|title=In This Week's Episode|type=Action|text=Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Boîte Diabolique|type=Thing|text=All sound-related cards are disabled.|flavortext=It houses the 19 forbidden notes.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Mall Drug Store Nerf|type=Thing|text=For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play.|flavortext=10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Turban Dead|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy all things with no flavour text.|flavortext=Oh no, they're not getting me.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600|text=For each opponent, roll a die.  Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.<BR>Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play|flavortext=I swear to God I thought they could fly.}}
{{card|title=Prototype Isochron Sceptre|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=006|text=When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.<BR>'''Action:  '''This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.}}
{{card|title=Wait A Minute...|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600|text=Pause the game for 60 seconds.}}
{{card|title=The Gods Made Heavy Metal|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=Draw two cards at the start of your turns.  Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn.  '''Action:''' Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe|type=Action|text=Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Castle|type=Action|text=Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Permab&hammer|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Eliminate a player.|bgcolor=006|creator=moot##faggot}}
{{card|title=Finish What's On Your Plate|type=Thing|text=Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card
|title=Assimite Vampire
|cornervalue=V2
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|text=When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play. <BR'''Action:''' Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card. <BR>'''Action:''' Take control of another token, put on this card.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=political wrangling
|type=Action
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Dimensional Shift
|cornervalue=D1
|type=Action
|bgcolor=3A0
|text=play a card from the discard pile
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card|title=Jumping the Shark|type=Thing|text=Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Memory Tray|type=Action|text=Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Soulhunter|type=Thing|text=If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. '''Action:''' Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Lucky Penny|type=Thing|longtext = true |text=If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Zugzwang|type=Thing |text= The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated.
<br> '''Action''': eliminate yourself.|flavortext= Chess position where neither player can safely move. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=000}}
{{card|title=Cool Sunglasses|cornervalue=8D|type=Thing|text=Your hand size is increased by one.  If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Upwardly Mobile Dude|type=Thing|text=Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Insane New Dance Move|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Capacious Sleeves|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Discard a card, then draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le|type=Thing|text= Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu.<BR>'''Action:''' Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.|creator=Zt|longtext=true|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Librarian on Speed|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated.|flavortext="I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Historical Society|type=Thing|text=Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|flavortext="You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."}}
{{card
|title=Evil Tome
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=003
|text=At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome. <BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card draw and play a card <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing <BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Rock monster
|cornervalue=D2
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=722
|text='''Action:''' Replace a thing with a rubble token.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Gate
|cornervalue=D1
|type=Action
|bgcolor=300
|text=Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card|title=Inordinate Optimism|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Lovecraft-related card.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Promoting your Pawn|type=Action|text=Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing.|flavortext=And he becomes a queen.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=José Raúl Capablanca|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy target chess player.<BR>'''Action:''' Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.|creator=Zt|flavortext=The master. The one and only.|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine|type=Thing|text=Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Poison Gas Vent|type=Thing|text=At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=This Is Not My Beautiful House|type=Action|text=Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money|type=Thing|longtitle=true|text=If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win.<BR>'''Action:''' Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=My God, I'm an Ant!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one.<BR>'''Action:''' Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=My God, I'm a Giant!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Knight Fork|type=Action|text=Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed. |cornervalue = Nc6! |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Bishop Pin|type=Thing|text=Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed. |cornervalue = Ba4! |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Nirvana|type=Thing|text=This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens.|flavortext=Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Ninth Circle|type=Thing|text=This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens.|flavortext=Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Marriage| type=Thing|text= Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens. |flavortext = HOW many four-slice toasters??? |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Positron Uprising|type=Thing|text=All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".<br /> '''Action:''' Destroy this card.|flavortext=Do the impossible, see the invisible.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Sicilian Dragon|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|cornervalue=G6|text=When this card comes into play, discard down to one card.  Your hand size limit is seven.  Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns.}}
{{card|title=Moral Victory|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|text=Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand.}}
{{card|title=No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=No player may control more Things than you do.  If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card
|title=B-Movie fest
|cornervalue=B2
|type=Thing (rule)
|bgcolor=006
|text=Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Zombie grinder
|cornervalue=Z2
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token.
|flavortext="Soylet Green, it's made of people."
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Jeff Gruber
|cornervalue=2G
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=134
|text='''Action:''' Daring Fireball destroys one thing.
|flavortext="Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card|title=Prophet's Work|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Pharmaceutical Giant|type=Thing|bgcolor=0C0|text='''Action:''' Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Expensive New Drug|type=Thing|bgcolor=C0C|text=When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card.<br />'''Action:''' Move this card onto another thing.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Random Peril|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Goldenboots|cornervalue=1|text=Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6. |flavortext = Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%}}
{{card|title=Today is [weekday]!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw ''n'' cards. On Monday ''n'' is 1, on Tuesday ''n'' is 2... on Sunday ''n'' is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=This card has the text of the ''n''th card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. ''n'' = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "'''Action:'''" in front of the text if the card is an action card.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo}}
<!-- Note: The max number possible with this card is 1155, so there is no chance of self-reference. -->
{{card|title=Member Bonus|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn.|flavortext=Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Hot Potato|type=Thing |flavortext = Catch! |text=Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a  food. <br>'''Action''': Give Hot Potato to an opponent. |cornervalue = 0|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=If I Had A Penny|type=Thing|text=Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Fire Sale|type=Thing |cornervalue = 123 |longtext = true |text=When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Musical Chairs|type=Thing |cornervalue = n - 1 |longtext = true |text=Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability:
<br> '''Action''': Give a new Chair token to an oppenent. <br> If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card
|title=Zombified Plumber
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=003
|text=discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token.
|flavortext="Would you really let '''him''' work on your pipes?"
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Token Catapult
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' destroy two tokens destroy thing. <BR>'''Action:''' destroy three tokens target player discards a card.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card
|title=Zombie Catapult
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=003
|text='''Action:''' Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
{{card|title=Rewrite History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Reorder the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H1}}
{{card|title=You're History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Put target thing on the bottom of the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H2}}
{{card|title=Make History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Play this card at any time.  Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H3|flavortext="History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."<BR>--Winston Churchill}}
{{card|title=Hostile Takeover|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Y3K|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Destroy all electronics-related Things.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Mystery Science Theater 3000|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|text=Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Proletariat Revolution|type=Action|text=Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Esuna|bgcolor=900|type=Reaction|text=Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Integral Multiple of a Power of Ten|type=Thing - Math|cornervalue=Evil|bgcolor=000|text=When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers.  '''Action:''' Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand.  Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Token Discontentment|bgcolor=D80|type=Thing|text=If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token Uprising from the the archive into play. '''Action:''' Destroy a non-token thing belonging to the player with the most tokens in play.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Token Discontentment|bgcolor=D80|type=Thing|text=If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token Uprising from the the archive into play. '''Action:''' Destroy a non-token thing belonging to the player with the most tokens in play.|creator=Pongo}}



Revision as of 10:42, 27 October 2008

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.
Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300
Cards 301-400
Cards 401-500
Cards 501-600
Cards 601-700
Cards 701-800
Cards 801-900
Cards 901-1000
Cards 1001-1100
Cards 1101-1200
Cards 1201-1300
Cards 1301-1400
Cards 1401-1500
Cards 1501-1600
Cards 1601-1700
Cards 1701-1800
Cards 1801-1900
Cards 1901-2000

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
  • No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800, 2801-2900, 2901-3000
Token Discontentment
Thing
If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token Uprising from the the archive into play. Action: Destroy a non-token thing belonging to the player with the most tokens in play.
Card by Pongo
Token Uprising
Thing
Play under the control of nobody. At the beginning of their turns, all players destroy a random thing they control for every token they control. If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token War from the the archive into play. Tokens are considered aggressive cards.
Card by Pongo
Token War
Thing
Play under the control of nobody. All tokens are considered to be under the control of a seperate player, whose turn is inserted after the player who played this card's turn. On this player's turn, for every token this player controls, destroy a random thing owned by a player who isn't the one described above. If this player is eliminated, destroy this card. Tokens are considered aggressive cards.
Card by Pongo
->0
Infinitesimal Dvorak Deck
Action
Roll a d6 and count clockwise around the table that number, starting with you. The player reached is the winner.
That didn't take long. What are those other cards for?
Card by Goldenboots
David Blaine
Thing
Action: Put a thing into your hand and replace it with a thing from your hand.
Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs".
Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.
"Wanna see some magic?"
Card by ChippyYYZ


Language In-Crowd: Chinese Edition!
Thing
手中限拿十張牌。動作:抽十張牌,可自由保留、擲出、或送給對手。懷疑此規則者要把手中所有的牌擲出。 Action: Discard a card and draw a card.
試釋是事。
Card by Binarius
Gordian Knot
Thing
Indestructible. If this Thing is destroyed, the person who destroyed it wins.
Card by Binarius
America Votes 3008
Action
All players secretly choose Red or Blue and then reveal their choices simultaneously. Players who made the majority choice may draw two cards, and those in the minority must discard two cards.
Card by Binarius
Wanted Poster
Thing
Whenever a Thing with a Bounty token on it is destroyed, whoever destroyed it may draw three cards. Action: Put a Bounty token on a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Chinese Bakery Entrapment
Thing
Play under the control of another player. The controller of this card may not use any action abilities other than the one on this card.
Action: Create 10 fortune cookie tokens.
Card by Pongo
Low Orbit Ion Cannon
Thing
Action: Destroy a material thing, and any tokens placed on it.
Card by Pongo
Security Exploit
Action
Use the action ability of an opponent's thing.
Card by Pongo
Z4
Zombie Hater
Thing
When this comes into play destroy all zombies. When a new zombie comes into play destroy Zombie hater.
Card by gill_smoke
Stick and stones may break my bones
Action Reaction
play in reaction to any action that would effect your things Replace one of thier things with a rubble token instead.
"but words will never hurt me"
Card by gill_smoke
I'm ruber your glue
Action Reaction
play in reaction to any action that would effect your things offending action must now effect the offending players stuff.
"What you say bounces of of me and sticks to you"
Card by gill_smoke
Order No. 227
Thing
If any thing would leave play, destroy it instead.
Ни шагу назад!
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sacred Writings of (your name here) Are Inviolate!
Thing
No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this.
Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name.
If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.
Card by Goldenboots
Deflation
Thing
Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires half as many.
Card by Pongo, credit to ChippyYYZ
The Illuminati
Thing
This card does not exist. If this card is destroyed or removed from play, shuffle it into the draw pile.
Action: Insert "FNORD" into a card's text.
Action: View the hand of a player with a card containing "FNORD" in play, and play a card from it.
Card by Pongo
Stick of Dynamite
Thing
On your next turn, destroy this, a thing of your choice, and two random non-token things belonging to the controller of the thing of your choice you destroyed.
Card by Pongo