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| :''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]].'' | | :''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]], [[/Cards 1701-1800|1701-1800]], [[/Cards 1801-1900|1801-1900]], [[/Cards 1901-2000|1901-2000]], [[/Cards 2001-2100|2001-2100]], [[/Cards 2101-2200|2101-2200]], [[/Cards 2201-2300|2201-2300]], [[/Cards 2301-2400|2301-2400]], [[/Cards 2401-2500|2401-2500]], [[/Cards 2501-2600|2501-2600]], [[/Cards 2601-2700|2601-2700]], [[/Cards 2701-2800|2701-2800]].'' |
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| {{card|title=Minimalist|type=Thing|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card
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| |title=punch
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| |type=action
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| |text=any thing that's name sounds like a person gets disabled for one turn
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| |flavortext=Low blow!
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| |creator=juegoman}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Up Quark
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=906
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| |text='''Action and thing:''' Draw a card for every Quark in play.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Electrino
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of an Electron from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. <BR>
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| |flavortext=It is really a Electron neutrino.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Electron
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=If there's a quark in play this card has the following ability '''Action:''' Create an energy token.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Life Support|type=Thing|text=You cannot be eliminated from the game. You cannot lose the game unless someone else wins the game at the same time.|cornervalue=1V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Brainwash|type=Action|text=Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn.|cornervalue=2V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Cannibalize|type=Action|text=Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards.|cornervalue=3V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Ventriloquist|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Activate target Thing's Action ability.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Evil Dummy|type=Thing|text=Play into target opponent's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die; on a 3 or 4, discard a random card, and on a 5 or 6, destroy a random Thing you control. '''Action:''' This card's controller is eliminated.|bgcolor=000|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Chopping Block|type=Thing|text=Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=A Night in a Graveyard|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn (if you can) destroy n non-token things you control, where n is the number of undeads you control.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target thing and put a zombie token into play.|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card|title=A Night in a Desecrated Church|type=Action|text=Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card|title=Buried Alive!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things.|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Charm Quark
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=906
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| |text='''Action and thing:''' Take control of a thing for every Quark in play
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Gluon
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=At the beginning of your turn you may use Gluon to replicate an Action ability of any Quark in play. Everybody may use the following ability '''Action and Thing:''' Create a copy of Gluon. There can only be a total of 8 Gluons in play, with new ones replacing the oldest.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=W+/- boson
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=940
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| |text=Can be discarded to use as an energy token.<br\> Either Search the draw or discard piles a Quark thing '''OR''' replicate any Action ability of a Quark in play.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Rendezvous with Satan|type=Action|text=Target player is eliminated, unless she discards a card. If she controls any undeads, she is eliminated again, unless she discards two cards.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card|title=Mermaid|type=Thing|text=Instead of playing a thing, you may draw a card.<BR>Instead of drawing a card, you may play a thing.|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card|title=Bribery, Laser Guns and Zombies|type=Action|text=You may destroy two money tokens you control to gain control
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| of target thing. You may destroy two energy tokens you control to destroy target thing. You may destroy five undeads you control to eliminate an opponent who doesn't control undeads.|bgcolor=600|creator=Zt}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Top Quark
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=906
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. Play all actions revealed.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Mutrino
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Muon from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. <BR>
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| |flavortext=It is really a Muon neutrino
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Muon
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=If there ss a quark in play '''Action:''' Destroy a thing. Otherwise '''Action and Thing:''' replace this card with a copy of 2 Quarks from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Wisdom of the Elders
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| |cornervalue=99
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text=All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls.
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| |flavortext= In *my* day...
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| |creator=Goldenboots}}
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| {{card
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| |title=That's So Last Week
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| |cornervalue=1
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| |type=Thing
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| |longtext=true
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text=All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls.
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| |flavortext= The olden days? Earlier this morning!
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| |creator=Goldenboots}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Down Quark
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=906
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| |text='''Action and thing:''' Discard a card for every Quark in play
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Photon
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=Counts as an energy token '''Action:''' create energy token '''Thing:''' Create energy token
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Positron
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=Destroy this card if a new Quark comes into play. '''Thing:''' Create an energy token.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Magic Frame|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Quark Node|type=Thing|text=All Nodes are also Quarks. All Quarks are also Nodes.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| {{card|title=Overenthusiasm|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed.}}
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| {{card|title=Genie in a Jar|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card, But don't shuffle it into the deck.|flavortext=Not nearly as reliable as the bottled variety.}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Strange Quark
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=906
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' Reveal your hand. For every quark in play, play that many cards from your hand and then draw to replace played cards.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Tautrino
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Tauon from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. <BR>
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| |flavortext=It is really a Tauon neutrino.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Tauon
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=If there are no quarks in play this card has the following ability '''Thing:''' create a copy of a quark from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. <BR> otherwise '''Action:''' Destroy this card and flip a coin if Heads Take control of a quark in play. else if Tails Destroy one of your own quarks
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Doomed|type=Action|text=Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Gravedigger|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Post Peak Cardboard|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have one. Players may choose to skip card draws.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Bottom Quark
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| |type=Thing Quark
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| |bgcolor=906
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. play all things revealed.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Z boson
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=940
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| |text=With a minimum of 1 trigger an action ability of any thing in play for every Quark in play.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Meson Stream
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' For every Quark in play, destroy a thing
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Fimo|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Change a token into a different type of token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Paper Cuts|type=Action|text=Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Storage Node|type=Thing-Node|text=Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each Node you control.|cornervalue=4V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Bottled Action|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Action is destroyed, you may immediately play an extra Action.|flavortext=Even if it isn't your turn.|cornervalue=5V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Shatter|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing you control.|cornervalue=6V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Token Smasher|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a token and put three Fragment tokens into play in its place.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Portcullis|type=Thing|text=Thing cards may not be played. '''Action:''' Return this card to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Kaon|type=Thing - Particle|text='''Action:''' Destroy Kaon and play three cards. This ability is triggered automatically on Kaon's third turn in play.|bgcolor=046|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Pion|type=Thing - Particle|text='''Action:''' Search the deck for a Particle, put it into your hand, and shuffle the deck.|bgcolor=046|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Particle Accelerator|type=Thing|text=Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. At the beginning of your turn, draw ten cards and discard them immediately. If any of them is a Particle, you win.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Networked Assault|type=Action|text=Destroy one target Thing, plus one more target Thing for each Node you control.|cornervalue=7V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Greater Necromancy|type=Action|text=Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control.|cornervalue=8V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Midget Joke|type=Action|text=The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn.|flavortext=The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it.|cornervalue=9V|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Proton
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| |type=Thing Particle
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' Search the top 100 cards of the draw pile for a thing, put it in your hand. (shuffle optional)
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| |title=Neutron
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| |type=Thing Particle
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' attach to a particle in play. Rules text on that card now applies to all players. If it has any abilities, any player may use them.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Mote in God's eye
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| |type=Thing Particle
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| |bgcolor=046
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| |text=May be played on another, Until owner destroys this thing they cannot play cards from their but may use all abilities of every card in play.
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| |flavortext=You would still draw and discard.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=The Comfort of Strangers|type=Action|text=Draw a card for every non-player you can persuade to say "draw a card", in the next three minutes.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Atomize|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| {{card|title=Durk|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text='''Action and Thing: '''Create a Quark Token|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| {{card|title=The Red Wheelbarrow|type=Thing|bgcolor=900|text='''Action: '''<BR>so much depends<BR>upon<BR>a red wheel<BR>barrow<BR>glazed with rain<BR>water<BR>beside the white<BR>chickens<BR><BR>If you can figure out what this card's ability does, you win.|longtext=true|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| |title=Zombie plague
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| |cornervalue=Z1
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=600
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| |text=Create a zombie token for every token in play
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Roshambo
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=600
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| |text=Target player discards their hand and skips their next turn.
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| |flavortext=That's not how your supposed to play. It's really Rock, Paper, Scissors
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=Carnac the Magnificent
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text='''Action:''' Play a random card from someone else's hand.
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| |flavortext=Carnac the Magnificent says the answer is Detroit
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| |title=PIE!!!
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| |type=Action
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| |text=This card does not use up your action turn. Discard one card and you will get 2 turns in a row. This card can only be used once and cannot be recovered by special card effects.
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| |flavortext="I liek PIE!"
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| |creator=NARF}}
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| |title=I can has cheezburger?
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| |type=Action
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| |text=All cards that have something to do with food (Are food, are animals that are commonly eaten, or involve food.) and are in hands of any players must be placed in the draw pile. Draw one card.
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| |flavortext="I can has cheezburger?"
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| |creator=NARF}}
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| {{card|title=Dry Ice|type=Thing|text=While this card is in play, tokens in play are treated as if they do not exist.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Metal Fatigue|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing whose Action ability has been used three or more times since it came into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=Rigelian Hotshot|type=Action|text=A chosen player discards a card at random. If it was an Action, play this card again immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
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| {{card|title=And the Horse You Rode In On|type=Action|text=Destroy target thing that is an animal or a form of transportation.|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=600}}
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| |title= This Card has No Title
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| |cornervalue= 0
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text=All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card.
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| |flavortext= To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion.
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| |creator=Goldenboots}}
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| |title=B.F.G.
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=00F
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| |text='''Action:''' Destroy X energy tokens, destroy X things.
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| |flavortext=If you have to ask what it stands for, you don't wanna know.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Zombie Node
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| |type=Thing Node
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| |bgcolor=003
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| |text='''Action:''' Destroy one of your living things, create a Zombie token for every node in play.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card
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| |title=Probing Node
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| |type=Thing Node
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| |bgcolor=030
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| |text='''Action and Thing:''' trigger an action ability for every node in play.
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| |creator=gill_smoke}}
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| {{card|title=Really Big Card|type=Thing|text=Solely for the purpose of any game effect that counts a number of cards (including end-of-turn discard), this counts as three cards while in your hand, and three Things while in play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Diverse Portfolio|type=Thing|text=If a player controls more different types of token than any other player, and has at least ten such types, they win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Iron Fist|type=Thing|text=You may destroy any of your Things at any time.|flavortext=Even if it isn't your turn.|cornervalue=1W|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Catalyst Node|type=Thing-Node|text=You play one extra Action per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Action slots to use Action abilities of Nodes.|cornervalue=2W|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Portal Node|type=Thing-Node|text=You play one extra Thing per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Thing slots to use abilities of Nodes.|cornervalue=3W|creator=Bucky}}
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| {{card|title=Sixteen Ton Weight|type=Thing|text=As this comes into play, you must destroy a Thing you control, if you have one. Sixteen Ton Weight cannot be destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| |title=Shoot-out
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| |text= List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "destroy". Order these Things alphabetically by title, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card from hand and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated.
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| |title=Monte Carlo Method
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| |bgcolor=600
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| |longtext = true
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| |text= List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "random". Order these Things randomly, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger in random order. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated.
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| |title= Secured Lockbox
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |text= If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by a player other than its owner, both the destroyer and the owner win the game. If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by its owner, the owner is eliminated. Secured Lockbox cannot be destroyed.
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| {{card|title=Advanced Targeting System|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Actions you play cannot have their targets changed.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| {{card|title=Interference|type=Thing|bgcolor=600|text=Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target.<BR>The Action randomly targets one of the three.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| {{card|title=Big Rock Ending|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
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| |title= Oval Office
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| |type=Thing-Location
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| |text= The occupant of Oval Office may veto three events (play of a card, use of an action ability, etc). These events are cancelled and cannot be re-attempted until the player's next turn, UNLESS a 2/3 majority of other players vote to override the veto. After the third veto attempt, destroy Oval Office.
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| |title= My Bifocals Are Missing!
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| |type=Thing
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| |text=Cards with small text ("longtext=true") do not apply to the controller of My Bifocals Are Missing!
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| '''Action''': Destroy a card with small text.
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| {{card|title=Vorpal Bandyclef|type=Thing - Weapon|cornervalue=15|text='''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing or return target non-living Thing to its controller's hand, and return Vorpal Bandyclef to your hand.|bgcolor=C30|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Placate the Bacon Elementals|type=Thing - Quest|bgcolor=606|cornervalue=|text=At the beginning of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and draw five cards.|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Hastiness|type=Thing - Spell|bgcolor=009|cornervalue=|text='''Action:''' If target opponent attempts to play any Action or Thing on their next turn, they have a 50% chance of failing.|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=Bottled Bottle|type=Thing|text=When Bottled Bottle is destroyed, return it to play.<br>'''Action:'''Destroy Bottled Bottle.|flavortext=Not that it does anything|cornervalue=4W|creator=Bucky}}
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| |title= Thanks for the Snacks!
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| |type=Thing
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| |text= If the controller of this card provided snacks for this game session, and they are still uneaten, the controller may choose to play two Actions or two Things in a turn when he/she would have otherwise played an Action and a Thing.
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| |title= Not right now, I'm on the computer!
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| |text= End your turn immediatly. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other players cards effects. You can still be affected by your own cards side effects, however.
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| |title= Near-infinite Regress
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| |text= Record the state of the game. Remove the 20 cards in the game that are oldest (in the Infinite Dvorak Game wiki). Shuffle and begin a new game. If/when that ends, restore the condition in the original game EXCEPT all players who won the "subgame" draw a card and all players eliminated from the subgame discard a card.
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| |flavortext= This card is in the new game, at least the first few times.
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| {{card|title=Grand Theft Auto|type=Thing|text=You may skip your turn to destroy a Cop token. '''Action:''' If you control no Cop tokens, then gain control of a Thing and put a Cop token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Sapper|type=Thing|text=If a Thing (other than this one) has a Sapper token on it, its card text is blank. If it has three Sapper tokens, destroy it. '''Action:''' Put a Sapper token onto any Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Pest Control|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy any number of Things you control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
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| {{card|title=Sundive|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy five Money tokens and a Thing you control. Gain five cards and ten Money tokens.|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=The Best Things In Life Are Free|type=Action|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=$0|text=Put target Thing under your control.|creator=Binarius}}
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| {{card|title=This Is Caketown!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Return target Thing to its controller's hand.|creator=Binarius}} | | {{card|title=This Is Caketown!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Return target Thing to its controller's hand.|creator=Binarius}} |
The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Selected Sets
If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:
Superpower set, Token set
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700, 1701-1800, 1801-1900, 1901-2000, 2001-2100, 2101-2200, 2201-2300, 2301-2400, 2401-2500, 2501-2600, 2601-2700, 2701-2800.
This Is Caketown!
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand.
Radioactive Bite
Action
Generate a random number from 1 to 100. Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand. On a 100, you are eliminated.
Murphy's Lawyer
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing. Its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction, unless this was the thing destroyed.
More Cowbell!
Action
Create a Cowbell Token for each player.
Saboteur
Thing
You may play this Thing under any player's control. Action: Destroy a Thing belonging to the controller of Saboteur. Any player may play this Action.
Andrew's Lucky Die
Thing
Whenever dice are rolled, you decide the outcome.
The Shuffler
Thing
You may shuffle the draw pile at any time.
Even if it isn't your turn. Even if players are trying to search the draw pile for a card.
Nude at the Airport
Thing
Play with your hand revealed. You may play up to two things per turn.
Thing
If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice. When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens.
Action
Suspend your turn. A player of your choice takes a turn. Then, your turn resumes where it left off.
Action
Play in response to someone winning the game. Nobody besides you can win this turn. Anyone else who would win instead loses a Thing of your choice or discards a card at random from eir hand.
Action
Destroy a Thing under every player's control which was not one of the first 500 cards added to the Infinite Dvorak deck.
Capture the Flag
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is gains control of Capture the Flag. If you control Capture the Flag at the start of your turn, and have five or more cards in your hand, you win the game.
Doom Token Device
Thing
For every turn this card is on the field, create 2 Electricity Tokens. This also applies to the moment it is played. Electricity tokens allow you to play an extra machine for every 5 electricity tokens on the field.
Uh-Oh...
Action
If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available oppurtunity. All opponents may draw enough cards to fill their hands.
Election
Action
All players choose someone at the table to vote for (They may not vote for themselves). That player may choose if each player can draw a card next turn.
Electino
Thing - Partycle
At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of Election from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive into your hand.
Massive, major component of hot air. Lots of spin.
The Decline and Fall of the Mighty Culture of NguNbuLe
Thing
At the beginning of your turn erase the last sentence on this card. Indestructible.
Action: Target opponent discards a card.
Action: Take a Thing from the discard pile in your hand.
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action and Thing: Erase target Thing's first sentence.
Fancy Sentence-Erasing Machine
Thing
Action: Erase target Thing's last sentence. You may not erase a Thing's first sentence this way.
Can you spot the loophole?
Nude at the Train Station
Thing
Play with your hand revealed. At the beginning of your turn you may draw an extra card.
Avant Garde
Action
For each word that appears in the title of more than one non-token Thing, destroy all Things with that word in their title.
CCTV
Thing
Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it to all players.
Block the Door
Thing
Thing cards may not be played. Any player may discard a Thing to destroy this card, at any time.
Player
Thing
Action: Gain control of target female.
Femme Fatale
Thing
Action: Gain control of target male.
Pervert
Thing
Action: Gain control of target undead or animal.
Buy One Get One Free
Action
If you put a Thing into play earlier this turn, create a copy of it and put that into play.
Turret Gun
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard three cards (if you have them) to send it to the discard pile with no effect.
Better the Devil
Action
Draw and reveal five cards. Discard two of them. An opponent picks one of the remaining ones, which you must play immediately; the final two are discarded.
Hyperdimensional World-Eating Blackhole
Thing
Whenever a Thing is removed from the game, draw a card and remove target thing from the game.
Once it gets started, there's no turning back.
Medium
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, you may look at the top three cards of the draw pile and rearrange their order, if you wish so.
Action: Gain control of target spirit.
Green Politician
Thing
Every player may use this Thing's abilities.
Action: Draw the top card of the discard pile.
Weapons Dealer
Thing
Action: Give a player a thing you control and draw a card.
Do Not Touch
Thing
If an action's only target is this card, then the action's player is eliminated.
Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!
Action
Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.
I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon".
Skip
Action
Play this card after any player's turn. The next player's turn is skipped.
Thing - Add-on
Play this on a Thing in play. The target Thing now belongs to all players, and all may use any abilities of the Thing equally. This add-on is destroyed when the base Thing is destroyed
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Willful Ignorance
Thing
Whenever you have more cards in your hand than any other player, destroy this Thing.
Action: The player (or players) with the most cards in his or her (or their) hand (or hands) discards a card.
The Spectral Pickle Factory
Thing
At the start of your turn or when you play this card, flip a coin. Tails: return this card to the hand of the player on your left.
Action: Draw three cards.
None may know the hour of its coming and going.
Motorcade of Generosity
Action
Each player may create any number of tokens of any type of his or her choice under the control of any other player.
...and that's how you can afford your rock and roll lifestyle.
Inflation
Thing
Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many.
Income Tax
Thing
Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up.
Advanced Alchemy
Thing
You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token.
Currency of the Realm
Thing
Any type of token may be substituted when monetary tokens are required at a rate of 1 token per Money or Universal Currency token or 10 tokens per Gold token.
Hot In Here
Thing
Hand size limit 3. Actions must be played as soon as they are drawn.
All Good Things
Thing
Action: Destroy target Thing that has been in play for five turns or more.
It's Morphin' Time!
Action
You cannot play this card if you control fewer than six Things. Put six Things you control into the draw pile and shuffle it. Take the top six Things from the draw pile and put them under your control. This card's colour can be black, red, blue, yellow, green or pink. You must declare its colour when you play it.
Scavenging
Thing
Once this card has been in play for four turns, the player who controls the most Thing cards that represent tangible objects wins the game.
Luddite Attack
Action
Erase the text of target mechanical or electronic Thing.
"Down with the cotton gin!"
Action
Every player with less than five cards in their hand may draw until they have five cards. The player who controls the most non-token Things may then look at every opponent's hand and take a card from each.
Titulodecasyllablism
Action
Destroy every Thing that is not referenced by its own ruletext.
Life Is But A Dream
Action
Discard your hand, destroy all of your Things, and walk away from the game singing "Row Row Row Your Boat". You win.
Thing (rule)
Destroy at the begining of your turn. All Action abilities that destroy, create a token of the type they normally would destroy instead.
Thing
When this comes into play destroy all undead tokens.
Thing
Instead of owner useing the discard pile place your discards under the Unclean One, when he leaves play cards under unclean one go to your hand.
"Dude, that's just gross."
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