Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5601-5700

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5601-5700
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Chain of Pain

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller discards a card.

#5601

Card by Corrigan

Grim Scythe

Thing

Play Grim Scythe onto a Thing you control. That Thing has "Action: Discard a card. If you do, destroy target living Thing".

#5602

Card by Corrigan

7h

Cyclic Grudge

Action

Target opponent discards a random card.

If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 2 cards to move it to their hand.

#5603

Card by Bucky

8h

Re Cycler

Thing

Once per round, you may destroy one of your Things, discard a card and draw a card.

#5604

Card by Bucky

9h

Cycle of Revenge

Action

Destroy a Thing.

If this card is in the discard pile, the player whose turn it is may discard 4 cards to move it to their hand.

#5605

Card by Bucky

Luigi

Thing

Action: Gain control of any thing in play with a corner value that includes the numeral 2.

#5606

Card by Luigi-Wan Kenobi

S2

Sloth Bureaucrat

Thing

Each player with five or more cards in hand can't draw cards.

#5607

Card by Corrigan

Boomerang Echo Blast

Action

Destroy target Thing. If you play this card from your hand, leave it face-up in front of you, and the next time you could play an Action, play this card.

#5608

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Wrath Of Karn

Action

Destroy all non-metallic Things.

---

Wait, you mean Kirk didn't have a British accent?

#5609

Card by ChippyYYZ

Musician's Throne

Thing

As long as you control at least 3 Things whose titles are names of songs, whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may negate that Action.

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Let me write the songs of a nation, I don’t care who writes its laws." - Andrew Fletcher

#5610

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pedobear

Thing

When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.

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"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

#5611

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ufoporno

Action

Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.

---

Ufopornooooooo!!!!!

#5612

Card by NinjaWookiee

Roll of Toilet Paper

Thing

If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.

---

I've got something way better for you.

#5613

Card by NinjaWookiee

Mordecai and Rigby

Thing

Action or Thing: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you may play an extra Action and Thing this turn. If you lose the flip, end your turn.

---

Hmm. Hmm.

#5614

Card by jtwe

Free Cake

Thing

Discard a card: Gain a Cake token. Activate this ability only during your turn.

---

Free cake! Free cake! Free cake!

#5615

Card by jtwe

Giant Enemy Crab

Thing

Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.

"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".

Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.

---

Attack his weak point for massive damage.

#5616

Card by NinjaWookiee

Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.

Action

Discard a card and destroy a thing.

#5617

Card by NinjaWookiee

A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car

Thing

Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.

#5618

Card by NinjaWookiee

0h

Massive Damage

Action

Destroy a single Thing up to 6 times.

#5619

Card by Bucky

A8

Hermit the Frog

Thing

As long as you have five cards in hand, you and Things you control can't be the targets of effects your opponents control.
Action: Target opponent puts a card from his or her hand into your hand.

#5620

Card by Corrigan

Z5

Ancient Museum

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, that player puts the top card of the discard pile into his or her hand instead.
Whenever the draw pile would be shuffled, shuffle the discard pile instead.
Whenever a player would search the draw pile, that player searches the discard pile instead.
Whenever a card would be put into the discard pile, put that card on top of the draw pile instead.

#5621

Card by Corrigan

There's a Ghost in the Bathroom!

Thing

Whenever a player would discard a card, that player chooses a Thing he or she controls and destroys it instead.

---

"If you're so sure there isn't one, why don't you look yourself?"

#5622

Card by Corrigan

Nicole Watterson

Thing

Action: Add or remove an Outrage counter from this card. Any player may play this ability.
Reaction: When another Thing uses an Action ability, discard a card to destroy that Thing. If there is an Outrage counter on this card, any player may play this ability.

#5623

Card by jtwe

24H

Solar Eclipse

Thing

Whenever a player uses a Thing's Action ability, that player gains an Hour token.

If there are at least 24 Hour tokens in play, and one player controls more Hour tokens than any other player, that player wins the game.

---

"It's the end of the world!"

#5624

Card by jtwe

Just Set Up the Chairs

Action

If the number of Things you control is prime, destroy all Things. If the number of Things you control is composite, draw X cards, where X is its lowest prime factor.

---

"You fools! You unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds?"

#5625

Card by jtwe

Narpa's Sword

Thing

When Narpa's Sword enters play, draw five cards.
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.

When Narpa's Sword leaves play, discard your hand.

#5626

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hypnotoad

Thing

Hypnotoad counts as a player.

If Hypnotoad comes into play, all things that are in play right now are now controlled by Hypnotoad.

If Hypnotoad gets destroyed or eliminated from the game, destroy all things which were under its control.

Hypnotoad can't be send back on any hand or removed from the game.

Nobody can't win while Hypnotoad is in play.

---

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

#5627

Card by NinjaWookiee

Dishman

Thing

Thing: Put a saucer, cup, fork, spoon, knife or anything dish related on a thing. That thing is considered blank, it can't be sacrificed, it can't be send back on any hand, it's indestructible and it can't be removed from the game.

---

Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!

#5628

Card by NinjaWookiee

Narwhal's Sword

Thing

When Narwhal's Sword enters play, bring 5 Narwhal tokens into play with the ability "If a Narwhal gets destroyed, destroy 1 thing.". If there are no Narwhal tokens left, destroy Narwhal's Sword.

When Narwhal's Sword leaves play, destroy all Narwhal tokens.

Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.

#5629

Card by NinjaWookiee

Ask the Audience

Action

Each other player chooses Action or Thing. Reveal the top card of the deck. For each player whose choice matches the type of the revealed card, draw up to two cards and play up to one card from your hand.

#5630

Card by jtwe

Phone a Friend

Action

Draw three cards, then reveal your hand to the player on your right. That player chooses a card from your hand. You play that card, if able.

#5631

Card by jtwe

Jump the Question

Reaction

Play when a card is played from a player's hand. Put the played card on the bottom of the deck and cancel any effects it would have. The player that played it draws two cards.

#5632

Card by jtwe

Kill the Quizmaster

Action

Play as a reaction to a reaction or as a reaction to someone asking any question. The player that played the other reaction or asked the question has to discard his/her entire hand.

---

I want my money NOW!

#5633

Card by NinjaWookiee

Random card title here

Thing

Every player writes down 1 word. Those words become this cards title.

2 or more words start with same letter = "Action: Destroy 1 thing"

2 or more words end with same letter = "Thing: Draw 1 card"

2 or more words have same amount of letters = Indestructible

If all of those words start with the same letter, end with the same letter and have the same amount of letters, you win the game.

---

What the fuck is that?

#5634

Card by NinjaWookiee

Shithead

Thing

Every living and/or undead thing of yours gets the ability: "Thing OR Action: Put 1 poop token into play."

Action and Thing: Destroy up to n things of your choice, where n is the amount of poop tokens you have.

---

Oh shit!

#5635

Card by NinjaWookiee

Amoebic Blessing

Thing

Play Amoebic Blessing onto another Thing.
When the Thing Amoebic Blessing is attached to is put into the discard pile, put two tokens that are copies of it into play.

#5636

Card by Corrigan

Language In-Crowd: German Edition!

Ding

Draw a card.

Aktion: Wähle einen Buchstaben. Zerstöre alle Dinge, deren Titel mit dem gewählten Buchstaben anfangen.

Wenn ein Mitspieler die Fähigkeit dieser Karte anzweifelt, wirft dieser Spieler alle Handkarten ab.

---

Guten Tag! Hier steht absolut nichts wichtiges oder interessantes. Selbst wenn du bloß einen Online Übersetzer benutzt hast war es die Arbeit absolut nicht wert.

#5637

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Scratch

Action

Flip a coin. If tails, completely reset the game. All players discard all their cards, and draw a new hand.

---

It's like a hard reset.

#5638

Card by Giovan

Inexorable Fish Puns

Action

This turn only, you have no maximum hand size. Draw a card for every fish-based pun you make.

---

They cod'nt stop me mako-ing a reel fool of myself...

#5639

Card by Nehh

You Are My Human Shield

Thing

If the owner of this card would be eliminated, they can instead discard their hand target another player who will be eliminated instead.

---

What? No! Why are you grabbing me!? Put me do-AAAAARGH!

#5640

Card by Nehh

Race To The Moon

Thing

Action: Discard your hand. Give yourself 1 Research token. Action + Thing: Convert 5 Research tokens into 1 Rocket token. While it and this card are in play, you are on the moon. All players must bow down to your might every turn and may not destroy your cards or eliminate you.

---

Then they invented the Internet and nobody was bothered any more.

#5641

Card by Nehh

Wit Grenade

Thing

Whenever an effect an opponent controls targets you, you may say "No you!" If you do, destroy Wit Grenade and that effect targets its controller instead.

---

It's an all-purpose comeback in a can.

#5642

Card by Corrigan

Cheating Buddies

Thing

When Cheating Buddies enters play, choose an opponent.
Whenever that player draws a card, he or she shows it to you.
Whenever you draw a card, show it to that player.
At any time, you or the player you chose may look at the other's hand.

---

I'll trade my history notes for your biology ones.

#5643

Card by Corrigan

Language In-Crowd: English Edition!

Thing

Action: Discard a card, draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on top of the deck.

#5644

Card by ChippyYYZ

F!

Friendship is Magic

Thing

If a card you play or control would destroy a card controlled by an opponent, prevent that and draw a card instead.

---

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... wait, what?

#5645

Card by jtwe

Mirrodin Mining Corp., LLC

Thing

Action: Gain a Darksteel Nugget token. It has the text "Darksteel Nugget is indestructible."

---

Production has slowed since most of the miners got... you know... sick.

#5646

Card by jtwe

1i

Combo Meter

Thing

When you destroy an opponent's Thing, put a Hit counter on this.
When you destroy no Things during one of your turns, remove all Hit counters from this.

Action:If this has at least 5 Hit counters on it, remove them all and eliminate an opponent.

#5647

Card by Bucky

2i

Eye Laser

Action

Destroy a Thing and look at a random card from its controller's hand.

---

Insightful!

#5648

Card by Bucky

Black Baby Pegasus

Thing

If it comes into play destroy up to 3 pony-related things. Nobody can play pony-related cards as long as "Black Baby Pegasus" is in play.

"Black Baby Pegasus" can't be effected by pony-related cards.

Action: Destroy 1 pony-related card.

---

F*ck you, everypony! Friendship ISN'T magic!! -- Black Baby Pegasus

#5649

Card by NinjaWookiee

Giant Ant Queen

Thing

Action: Bring 2 Giant Ant tokens into play.

Thing: Destroy up to x/2 things of your choice and destroy half of your Giant Ant Tokens.

x = Number of your Giant Ant tokens

---

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!

#5650

Card by NinjaWookiee

Alien Queen

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you get 1 Xenomorph token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 opponents thing of your choice.

If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 random things (other than Alien Queen or Xenomorph) and, if it was destroyed by a thing, destroy that subject thing too.".

Alien Queen can not be destroyed, as long as there is at least 1 Xenomorph token in play.

If Alien Queen leaves play, sacrifice all Xenomorph tokens without activating their effects.

#5651

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fires of Chaos

Action

Roll a six-sided die. Destroy X randomly-selected Things, where X is the number you rolled.

---

COWER BEFORE MY UNPREDICTABILITY!

#5652

Card by Corrigan

oO

Derpy Hooves

Thing - Pony

When another player plays a card from his or her hand, discard a card at random, then draw a card.

#5653

Card by jtwe

3i

Neutrino Gun

Thing

Action: target opponent.

---

It went right through him, sir!

#5654

Card by Bucky

Icestorm of Chaos

Action

Roll 2 six-sided dice. X randomly-selected Things are considered blank, where X is the number you rolled with the first die, for Y rounds, where Y is the number you rolled with the second die.

---

Chill out, it's not that bad.

#5655

Card by NinjaWookiee

T-Rex with a cloaking device

Thing

Action: Destroy 1 thing.

You may discard a card at any time to prevent this thing from being targeted by any card or any player. If you do, this thing can't be the target from anything until your next turn.

---

Rawr!

#5656

Card by NinjaWookiee

Rainbow Dash

Thing - Pony

When this card comes into play, you may search for a pony related card from the deck and put it into play under your control.
Action: Draw x cards, where x is the number of pony related cards you control other than "Rainbow Dash".

#5657

Card by NinjaWookiee

H8

Did Someone Say Zombies?

Action

Discard your hand create a zombie token for every card discarded.

---

I've got some right here. -Gill_smoke

#5658

Card by Gill_smoke

::?

Inappropriate Analogy

Action

Each player discards a card. If each player's hand is empty, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.

---

She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Kevin Spacey.

#5659

Card by jtwe

Localized Earthquake

Action

Target player sacrifices two Things he or she controls. The player to his or her left and the player to his or her right each sacrifice a Thing they control.

#5660

Card by jtwe

Remote Earthquake

Action

Each player chooses a Thing they control. For each chosen Thing, choose a random player, and give control of that Thing to that player.

---

Faraway earthquakes can cause small objects to move, as your roommates walk off with them while you loiter in the hall and chat with the neighbors.

#5661

Card by jtwe

::!

Appropriate Difference

Action

Name your enemies in any order. The enemy you named first discards 1 card, the second one discards 2 cards, the third one discards 3 cards and so on.
If you have at least x more cards on your hand than every other player you win the game, where x is the amount of cards the last chosen enemy had to discard.

---

She's no Mena Suvari, but then, I'm no Jtwe.

#5662

Card by NinjaWookiee

Pregnant Cockroach

Thing

If "Pregnant Cockroach" leaves play, roll 2 six-sided dice. You get x Cockroach tokens, where x is the total rolled number.

---

Well, that's just nasty...

#5663

Card by NinjaWookiee

Reaper from the Abyss

Thing

At the end of each turn, if a Thing was destroyed this turn, destroy target Thing.

#5664

Card by ChippyYYZ

Force of Will

Reaction

You may only play Force of Will if you remove another blue card in your hand from the game.
Negate target Action.

#5665

Card by ChippyYYZ

Treasure Chest

Thing

Action: Look at the top 7 cards of the library. Choose a Thing from among them and put it into your hand, then shuffle the deck. Treasure Chest loses this ability.

#5666

Card by ChippyYYZ

XBox 360

Thing

Thing: Create 1 Dead Rising 2 token or 1 Brütal Legend token or 1 Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 token. All Dead Rising 2 tokens have the ability "Action: Destroy all zombies of your choice."
All Brütal Legend tokens have the ability "Action: Play 2 Action cards."
All Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 tokens have the ability "Thing: Choose 1 of your things and 1 of an opponents thing. You and that opponent play roshambo; best out of 3. Looser destroys his/her thing."

#5667

Card by NinjaWookiee

4i

Glasses of Inspiration

Thing

Action: Draw a card and discard a card. If the discarded card had the same cornervalue as the top card of the discard pile, you win the game.

---

...but some cards don't have a cornervalue.

#5668

Card by Bucky

5i

Pony Express

Thing

Action: Give another player a card from your hand, then draw a card.

#5669

Card by Bucky

6i

Break

Action

Destroy a non-living Thing.

---

Sometimes, all you need is a hammer.

#5670

Card by Bucky

Glasses of Expiration

Thing

Action: Draw a card and discard a card. If the discarded card had the same cornervalue as the top card of the discard pile, you lose the game.

---

Good thing some cards don't have a cornervalue.

#5671

Card by ChippyYYZ

Abraham's Divining Dreidel

Thing

Action: Look at the top three cards of the deck and rearrange them.

At any time, you may draw a card and put Abraham's Divining Dreidel on top of the deck.

#5672

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scroll of Lawsuit

Thing

Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control. If you do, choose a word in the title of a Thing you control and destroy all Things you don't control that have that word in their title.

---

Or should that be "Elder Scroll of Lawsuit?"

#5673

Card by ChippyYYZ

Can't Keep Johnny Down

Thing

Play on a living Thing. When subject Thing is destroyed, return it to play under the current player's control, then return this card to play and attach it to that Thing.

---

Some dude hitting golf balls on the moon, bathroom in his pants and he thinks he's better than me.

#5674

Card by jtwe

Chain of Violence

Action

Destroy target Thing. Then that Thing's controller may copy this card and choose a new target. (If he or she does, the new target's controler may copy it again, and so on.)

---

You pulled the fire alarm, you tried punching a cop, you're just too tired to stop.

#5675

Card by jtwe

Avoidable Disaster

Reaction

Play when an Action would destroy a Thing. That Action's controller chooses - cancel that Action, or destroy all Things.

---

Felines and dames in flames will hardly serve my aims, but in my dreams, it seems that my eyes are always shooting laser beams.

#5676

Card by jtwe

5E

Untranslatable Message

Thing

Action: Discard X cards, each of which is primarily written in a different language, to draw X times X cards. If X is greater than 2, destroy Untranslatable Message.

---

Every day, the fluffy temptation of wheat.

#5677

Card by jtwe

Breath Of Malfegor

Action

Discard your hand, then each opponent chooses a Thing they control for each card you discarded. Destroy those Things.

#5678

Card by ChippyYYZ

Token Manufacturing Machine

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may change the type of a Blank Token you control to any type, then gain a Blank Token.

#5679

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vengeful Zombie

Thing

If Vengeful Zombie or any other Zombie enters play from the graveyard, its controller may destroy up to two target Things.

---

The fallen return as the undead. The fallen undead return as the pissed-the-hell-off undead.

#5680

Card by ChippyYYZ

K9

Dubious Promotion

Thing

Action: Sacrifice a Thing. Reveal cards from the top 20 cards of the deck until you reveal a Thing with fewer words in its text box than the sacrificed Thing. Put that Thing into play under your control.

---

I am a dog walker, but someday, I'll be a dog.

#5681

Card by jtwe

Boss Chair

Thing

Whenever another player refers to you in the third person and doesn't call you "The Boss" or talks to you without addressing you as "Sir" or "Ma'am" (whichever is appropriate), that player discards his or her hand.

#5682

Card by Corrigan

Crown of Garfield

Thing

Action: Reveal your hand. If the title of each card you reveal references Magic: The Gathering and you have at least three cards in hand, you win the game.

---

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Yu-Gi-Oh! players. At last we will have revenge."

#5683

Card by Corrigan

Crossfire

Action/Thing

As an Action: Destroy target Thing, then its controller chooses a Thing you don't control. Destroy that Thing.

As a Thing: Whenever another Thing would be destroyed by an Action, destroy a random Thing.

#5684

Card by ChippyYYZ

A Change of Seasons

Action/Thing

As an Action: Each player starting with you discards all but one card then draws the same number.

As a Thing: Put a Season counter on this at the end of your turn.
Action: Remove four Season counters from this to discard your hand and draw five cards.

#5685

Card by ChippyYYZ

Invoke the Firemind

Action

Until the end of the turn, whenever you draw a card you may destroy a Thing.
You may play an extra Action this turn.

---

When a wizard's mind reaches its limit, nothing new can be learned unless something is first expelled. There are some who have weaponized this...

#5686

Card by ChippyYYZ

Obscure Insult

Action

Choose one - target player discards three cards, then draws a card; or, destroy target intangible Thing.

---

"You're so LAME, you can encode MP3s."

#5687

Card by jtwe

This Thing Explodes If You Touch It

Thing

When this Thing is targeted by an effect, destroy it and a random Thing you don't control.

#5688

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lost Not Forgotten

Action

Choose any number of cards in the discard pile and shuffle them into the deck.
Draw a card.

#5689

Card by ChippyYYZ

We Do Not Approve

Action

Choose a player. Each other player except you may destroy a Thing that player controls.

#5690

Card by ChippyYYZ

In and Out

Action

Put target Thing you control into your hand.
You may play an additional Thing this turn.

#5691

Card by Corrigan

Warp Hopper

Thing

At any time, you may discard a card to put Warp Hopper into your hand.

#5692

Card by Corrigan

Applejack

Thing - Pony

When Applejack enters play, put an Apple token into play.
Action: Put an Apple token into play for each Apple token you control.
Action: Draw a card for each Apple token you control.

#5693

Card by Corrigan

0m

Gloconda

Thing Rule

If at the beginning of your turn you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, then instead of drawing a card you may win the game.

---

Om tat sat

#5694

Card by Gill_smoke

1E

Change Magnet

Thing

Whenever a card is put into your hand, if you didn't draw it, draw a card.

---

"Sweet, a diamond! And it's surrounded by a bunch of nickels. That's kind of cool too, I guess." -- Jimmy the Treasure Hunter

#5695

Card by Corrigan

3W

Punglasses

Thing

Whenever you make a pun you haven't made this game that is related to the game, put a pun counter on Punglasses.
At the beginning of your turn, if there are five or more pun counters on Punglasses, you win the game.

#5696

Card by Corrigan

2T

Wrath of the Troll

Action

Look at target opponent's hand and choose a card from it. That player guesses which card you chose, then reveals that card. If that player guessed wrong, destroy all Things he or she controls.

---

U may be mad, but u can't fathom how mad the troll is.

#5697

Card by Corrigan

Fulcrum Shift

Action

Any number of target players discard a card. Each player who didn't discard a card this way draws a card.

#5698

Card by ChippyYYZ

Devil's Luck

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may roll a d6. On a 5, destroy that Thing when it enters play. On a 6, it enters play under your control.

Whenever you roll a die, you may discard a card to reroll it.

#5699

Card by ChippyYYZ

Extraplanar Ray

Action

Shuffle target Thing and each Thing with the same title into the deck. A random player draws a card and plays it.

---

Side effects may include unforeseen side effects.

#5700

Card by ChippyYYZ