Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3701-3800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 3701-3800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Butterfly Net

Thing

Whenever an opponent discards a card, put it into your hand.

#3701

Card by Kevan

Battery

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw an extra card. You may play an extra card each turn.
At the end of your turn, discard a random card.

#3702

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stairway To Heaven

Thing

When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control.



Oh, and you don't win the game.

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Really makes you wonder.

#3703

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rorshach Attack

Action

Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards. They discard a random card instead.

#3704

Card by ChippyYYZ

K8

Killer Octopus

Thing

Indestructible. Place 8 Kill tokens on this card. Each turn, you must destroy one Kill token, and may destroy a second Kill token to destroy a Thing. When opponent's action destroys a Thing, place a Kill token on this. Kill tokens cannot be created, removed, or destroyed except as this card instructs. When there are no more Kill tokens on this, you are eliminated.

#3705

Card by Goldenboots

Death Takes Bribes

Reaction

Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You must pay 10 Money tokens, already in your possession, to the eliminating player and are not eliminated.

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Perhaps we can come to some arrangement?

#3706

Card by Goldenboots

Death Plays Speed Infinite Dvorak for your SOUL

Reaction

Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You and the eliminating player take the draw pile and play a 2 minute game of Infinite Dvorak, disputes judged by all players present. 10 seconds is allowed for each turn; when the time is up the turn is over. If you win that game, you replace the eliminating player in the original game.

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ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE CHESS?

#3707

Card by Goldenboots

31F

The Cake Is A Lie!

Action

Destroy all food related things and tokens. If there are none create 3 strawberry candy tokens.

#3708

Card by Lost resurrected by gill_smoke

F31

Supertaster

Thing

Owner cannot control other things with flavor text.

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"She's so bland oatmeal is spicy to her."-Bub

#3709

Card by gill_smoke

F29M

Secret Recipes

Thing

Whenever you create a food related token create a money token too.

#3710

Card by gill_smoke

Masked Ball

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, pick a random Thing belonging to that player and give control of it to a random opponent of theirs.

#3711

Card by Kevan

Behind the Sofa

Thing

All opponents' Things have blank card text during your turn.

#3712

Card by Kevan

Automatthew's Friend

Thing

Indestructible.
Action Eliminate yourself.

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Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem.

#3713

Card by Goldenboots

F32

Zesty

Action

Take control of a thing with flavor text.

#3714

Card by gill_smoke

Ch 5

Conformal Coating

Action

Remove the Type of all tokens in play.

#3715

Card by gill_smoke

Ch 4

Chocolate Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Chocolate.

#3716

Card by gill_smoke

Ch 3

Gold Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Money.

#3717

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ch 2

Dead Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Zombie.

#3718

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ch 1

Cheap Plastic Coating

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy.

#3719

Card by ChippyYYZ

F35

Cornucopia

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create a food token.

#3720

Card by gill_smoke

h15

Gurgitator

Thing

Action: Destroy 15 food items, create a money token.

#3721

Card by gill_smoke

V10

Avenaceous

Action

Change the type of all tokens in play to Oat tokens.

#3722

Card by gill_smoke

Nanobot Swarm

Thing

Whenever a token comes into play, you may choose its type.

#3723

Card by Kevan

Summoner's Pet

Thing

If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card.

---

The deck is still Finite!

#3724

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Z

Cowboy Opera Rap

Action-Song

All other players discard two cards.

#3725

Card by Bucky

2Z

DDA Nukes Everything

Action

Destroy all things and fail all other pending Actions and DoVs.

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BUCKY WUZ HARE

#3726

Card by Bucky

Recursive Suicide Pact

Action

No Reactions may be played against Recursive Suicide Pact. Choose a player that has played Recursive Suicide Pact no more than once, if available. That player is eliminated - but first that player plays a copy of Recursive Suicide Pact.

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One minute to play, 10 minutes to figure out.

#3727

Card by Goldenboots

Slow Motion

Thing

Action cards may only be played if they were revealed during their player's previous turn. Players may reveal Action cards at any time.

#3728

Card by Kevan

F34

Crop Failure

Action

Destroy all food related things.

#3729

Card by gill_smoke

On the Dole

Thing

Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn destroy a money token or this card and the one attached. Action: Create a copy of this card and put it in your hand.

#3730

Card by gill_smoke

F33

Goverment Cheese

Thing food

#3731

Card by gill_smoke

Deadly Card Flick

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card, it reads "Destroy a Thing." instead of its usual text.

#3732

Card by Kevan

3Z

Denial of Service

Thing

When you play this card, gain four Bandwidth Tokens

If there are any Bandwidth Tokens in play, all Action abilities read "Action:Destroy a Bandwidth Token".

#3733

Card by Bucky

Unstable Lightning Blast

Action

If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card.

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You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.

#3734

Card by ChippyYYZ

Philanthropism

Thing

You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time.

#3735

Card by ChippyYYZ

All Hands On Deck!

Action

Each player may play any number of Things from their hand.

#3736

Card by ChippyYYZ

Incoming!

Action

A chosen opponent may return any number of Things they control to their hand. After they've done so, you must destroy a Thing.

#3737

Card by Kevan

Bait and Switch

Thing

Whenever a non-token Thing you control would be destroyed, you may return it to your hand and discard a Thing card from your hand instead.

#3738

Card by Kevan

Jenga

Thing

Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return a Thing other than this one to its controller's hand. Any player may play this ability.

#3739

Card by Kevan

F36

Vegetable Garden

Thing

Thing: create a Vegetable token. Action: Destroy a Vegetable token and create a copy of a Vegetable from the archive and put into play.

#3740

Card by gill_smoke

h14

Organic Recycler

Thing

Action: destroy a food related thing, create an energy token.

#3741

Card by gill_smoke

h13

Anorexic Model

Thing

Owner may not control a food item. Action: create a money token.

#3742

Card by gill_smoke

Secret Satan

Thing

Action: Choose two players. The first player puts a token into play, of a type chosen by the second player.

#3743

Card by Kevan

The Eye of a Needle

Thing

If a player controls any tokens, they cannot win the game.

#3744

Card by Kevan

4Z

Echo Chamber

Thing

When you play an Action card from your hand, put it onto Echo Chamber instead of into the discard pile.

At the start of your turn, play all Action cards on Echo Chamber.

#3745

Card by Bucky

5Z

Empty Bottle

Thing

When Empty Bottle is destroyed, put it in the discard pile

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"Aww, I thought there was something cool inside."

#3746

Card by Bucky

6Z

Necromancy Node

Thing-Node

Action:Take control of one Undead Thing for each Node in play.
Action:Gain a Zombie Token for each Node in play.

#3747

Card by Bucky

7Z

Farm Node

Thing-Node

Action: Gain a Food Token for each Node in play.

#3748

Card by ChippyYYZ

8Z

Suicide Node

Thing-Node

Action: Destroy a Node for each Node in play.

#3749

Card by ChippyYYZ

Defibrillator

Thing

Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control.

#3750

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Nick of Time

Action

Draw five cards; play one of them and discard the other four.

#3751

Card by Kevan

Hermes

Thing god

Possesor determines the outcome of all random events.
Action (global):Flip a coin if heads create a money token.

#3752

Card by gill_smoke

N-1

Time Node

Thing Node

Action: put a copy of a node from the archive into your hand

#3753

Card by gill_smoke

N 5

Virus Node

Thing Node

Action and Thing: Change the Type of up to n non token things in play to Thing Node where n is the number of nodes in play.

#3754

Card by gill_smoke

Card Recycling Plant

Thing

Action: Discard any number of cards and put as many Pulp tokens into play. Action: Destroy a Pulp token you control and draw a card.

#3755

Card by Kevan

7Z

Victory Node

Thing-Node

Thing:Win the game once for every ten Nodes in play (round down).

#3756

Card by Bucky

8Z

Assassin Node

Thing-Node

Thing:Eliminate one opponent for every five Nodes in play. If there aren't enough available opponents, eliminate all of them.

---

Round down on this one, too.

#3757

Card by Bucky

9Z

Decoy

Thing-Player Opponent

Decoy does not have turns or a hand and may not make any decisions. You may use Decoy's Things as if you controlled them. If Decoy would win the game, you win instead. If Decoy would be eliminated, destroy it instead.

#3758

Card by Bucky

1Y

Mitosis

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, choose a token. Its controller gains another token of that type.

#3759

Card by ChippyYYZ

2Y

Eraser Node

Thing-Node

Action: Erase the last n words of target thing, where n is the number of Nodes in play.
Nonsensical sentences are disregarded.

#3760

Card by ChippyYYZ

3Z

Mega Insult

Action

Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token. Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each.

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Oh, It's ON Now.

#3761

Card by ChippyYYZ

1A

Card Factory

Thing

Thing:Gain a Wood token
Action:Target Wood Token becomes a Paper Token

Once per turn, you may destroy one of your Paper Tokens to draw a card.

#3762

Card by Bucky

2A

Eightfold Strike

Action

Destroy a Thing unless its controller discards eight cards.

#3763

Card by Bucky

Peacekeeper

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains control of this Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.

#3764

Card by Kevan

N19

Crap Node

Thing Node

Action: Create a Cheap plastic trophy token for every Node in play.

#3765

Card by gill_smoke

N18

Replicating Node

Thing Node

Action and Thing: create n copies of a thing in play where n is the number of Nodes in play.

#3766

Card by gill_smoke

29M

Patent pending

Thing

When this is destroyed create 10 money tokens.

#3767

Card by gill_smoke

Olé

Everything Is A Piñata!

Thing

Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one.
Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.

#3768

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shoulder To The Plow

Thing

All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:"

#3769

Card by ChippyYYZ

Silver Trophy

Action

Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card. When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost.

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Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright.

#3770

Card by ChippyYYZ

3A

Messenger Pidgeon

Thing

Action+Thing:Return Messenger Pidgeon to your hand and draw a card.

#3771

Card by Bucky

4A

sudo rm -r /*

Action

Put all cards in the discard pile.

---

Do not try this at home. Do not try it anywhere else, either.

#3772

Card by Bucky

Rotating Stop Sign

Thing

The boldface text below is a rule. When a player attempts to play something banned by the rule, they fail for this turn, but the phrase after "No" is changed, in cyclic order, Actions -> Things -> Card Action Abilities -> Reactions -> Actions.
No Actions may be played.

#3773

Card by Goldenboots

N22

Token Node

Thing Node

Action: Create a Node token for every non token Node in play.

#3774

Card by gill_smoke

N21

Tree Node

Thing Node

Thing: Create a tree token for every Node in play.

#3775

Card by gill_smoke

N20

Bank Node

Thing Node

Action: Create a money token for every Node in play.

#3776

Card by gill_smoke

Transformer Rush

Action

Destroy all non-token Things you control. For each one destroyed, draw a card and play it immediately.

#3777

Card by Kevan

Snowbank

Thing

If there are six Snow tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Snow token into play. Any player may play this ability.

#3778

Card by Kevan

Rob

Action

Gain control of all of target player's tokens.

#3779

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Would you kindly..."

Action

Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control. They must play that card/ability.

#3780

Card by ChippyYYZ

Evaporate

Action

Put target thing on top of the deck.

#3781

Card by ChippyYYZ

Relativity

Thing

You may play either an Action or a Thing any time you may play either an Action or a Thing. You may skip the Action or Thing part of your turn and gain an Energy token.

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Energy, shmenergy!.

#3782

Card by Goldenboots

Antonín Dvořák

Action

Any players who wish may attempt to pronounce the composer's name. Any judged to have succeeded may draw a card. Hints: There is no DUH, the 'Dv' sound like in English "advance". The letter ř is pronounced by rolling an r and saying "zh" like 'su' in 'pleasure', at the same time. All first syllables are stressed but short, all accented syllables are about twice as long.

#3783

Card by Goldenboots

5A

All-Star Pitcher

Thing

Action:Put a Strike Token on a non-token Thing
Thing:Destroy a Thing with three Strike tokens on it.

#3784

Card by Bucky

P14

Bertrand Russel

Thing Philosopher

Math is the truth of logic, things without a corner value may not use action abilities.

#3785

Card by gill_smoke

P13

Søren Kierkegaard

Thing Philosopher

All of this is too absurd. When this comes into play from your hand Destroy all things in play except this. All players' things must have a unique action ability with new things destroying the old thing with the same ability. Things without action abilities are considered to have the rules text "Action: this does nothing."
Action: destroy an absurd token.

#3786

Card by gill_smoke

P3

Zeno

Thing Philosopher

While you control a token no other player may use action abilities on cards they control. Action (global): Destroy a token.

---

"I'll prove there is no motion."-Zeno

#3787

Card by gill_smoke

Minefield

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, if there is a Mine token in play, destroy the Thing and a Mine token. Action: Put a Mine token into play.

#3788

Card by Kevan

e2

You're too emo for me

Action

Target living thing, has no card text.

#3789

Card by gill_smoke

Z11

Zombified Salesman

Thing

Action: Discard a card, create a money token

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"What was he sellin?" -Bub

#3790

Card by gill_smoke

M12

Junk bonds

Thing

at the beginning of your turn flip a coin if Heads get money token if Tails destroy money token if able.

#3791

Card by gill_smoke

Take Two

Action

Gain control of two target things.

#3792

Card by ChippyYYZ

Take Five

Action

Skip your next turn.

#3793

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo

Action

Play two extra actions. Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn.

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FATALITY!!!

#3794

Card by ChippyYYZ

z8

Zombal Infection

Thing

discard a card at the end of your turn and create a Zombie token. When you have no more cards at the beginning of your turn pass Zombal Infection to another player.

#3795

Card by gill_smoke

Z10

Z pak

Action

Create 10 zombie tokens.

#3796

Card by gill_smoke

G1

Daily Devotional

Action

Remove a zombie from play for every living thing you control.

#3797

Card by gill_smoke

6A

Evil Beam

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it was a Living thing, gain a Zombie token.

#3798

Card by Bucky

7A

Power of Teamwork

Action

Choose up to five of your Things and use an Action ability belonging to each.

#3799

Card by Bucky

Hard Bargain

Thing

Thing: Take control of target nonliving Thing, not listed below. Write any Thing's name below, and give this card to the former owner of the Thing you took.
Things that are immune to Hard Bargain:

#3800

Card by Goldenboots