Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2801-2900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2801-2900
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This Is Caketown!

Action

Return target Thing to its controller's hand.

#2801

Card by Binarius

Radioactive Bite

Action

Generate a random number from 1 to 100. Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand. On a 100, you are eliminated.

#2802

Card by ChippyYYZ

Murphy's Lawyer

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing. Its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction, unless this was the thing destroyed.

#2803

Card by ChippyYYZ

More Cowbell!

Action

Create a Cowbell Token for each player.

#2804

Card by ChippyYYZ

Saboteur

Thing

You may play this Thing under any player's control. Action: Destroy a Thing belonging to the controller of Saboteur. Any player may play this Action.

#2805

Card by Kevan

Andrew's Lucky Die

Thing

Whenever dice are rolled, you decide the outcome.

#2806

Card by Zt

The Shuffler

Thing

You may shuffle the draw pile at any time.

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Even if it isn't your turn. Even if players are trying to search the draw pile for a card.

#2807

Card by Zt

Nude at the Airport

Thing

Play with your hand revealed. You may play up to two things per turn.

#2808

Card by Zt

R2

Antimatter

Thing

If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice. When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens.

#2809

Card by Bucky

R2

Subroutine

Action

Suspend your turn. A player of your choice takes a turn. Then, your turn resumes where it left off.

#2810

Card by Bucky

R2

Gotcha

Action

Play in response to someone winning the game. Nobody besides you can win this turn. Anyone else who would win instead loses a Thing of your choice or discards a card at random from eir hand.

#2811

Card by Bucky

4/07

Old School

Action

Destroy a Thing under every player's control which was not one of the first 500 cards added to the Infinite Dvorak deck.

#2812

Card by Binarius

Capture the Flag

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is gains control of Capture the Flag. If you control Capture the Flag at the start of your turn, and have five or more cards in your hand, you win the game.

#2813

Card by Kevan

Doom Token Device

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, or immediately after playing this card, create 2 Electricity Tokens. Electricity tokens allow you to play an extra machine for every 5 electricity tokens on the field.

#2814

Card by NARF

Uh-Oh...

Action

If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available opportunity. All opponents may draw enough cards to fill their hands.

#2815

Card by NARF

Election

Action

All players choose someone at the table to vote for (They may not vote for themselves). The player with the most votes may choose if each player can draw a card next turn. In a tie, destroy this card and prevent all effects of this card.

#2816

Card by NARF

Electino

Thing - Partycle

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of Election from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive into your hand.

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Massive, major component of hot air. Lots of spin.

#2817

Card by Binarius

The Decline and Fall of the Mighty Culture of NguNbuLe

Thing

At the beginning of your turn erase the last sentence on this card. Indestructible.
Action: Target opponent discards a card.
Action: Take a Thing from the discard pile in your hand.
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action and Thing: Erase target Thing's first sentence.

#2818

Card by Zt

Fancy Sentence-Erasing Machine

Thing

Action: Erase target Thing's last sentence. You may not erase a Thing's first sentence this way.

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Can you spot the loophole?

#2819

Card by Zt

Nude at the Train Station

Thing

Play with your hand revealed. At the beginning of your turn you may draw an extra card.

#2820

Card by Zt

Avant Garde

Action

For each word that appears in the title of more than one non-token Thing, destroy all Things with that word in their title.

#2821

Card by Kevan

CCTV

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it to all players.

#2822

Card by Kevan

Block the Door

Thing

Thing cards may not be played. Any player may discard a Thing to destroy this card, at any time.

#2823

Card by Kevan

Player

Thing

Action: Gain control of target female.

#2824

Card by Zt

Femme Fatale

Thing

Action: Gain control of target male.

#2825

Card by Zt

Pervert

Thing

Action: Gain control of target undead or animal.

#2826

Card by Zt

Buy One Get One Free

Action

If you put a Thing into play earlier this turn, create a copy of it and put that into play.

#2827

Card by Kevan

Turret Gun

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard three cards (if you have them) to send it to the discard pile with no effect.

#2828

Card by Kevan

Better the Devil

Action

Draw and reveal five cards. Discard two of them. An opponent picks one of the remaining ones, which you must play immediately; the final two are discarded.

#2829

Card by Kevan

Hyperdimensional World-Eating Blackhole

Thing

Whenever a Thing is removed from the game, draw a card and remove target thing from the game.

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Once it gets started, there's no turning back.

#2830

Card by Zt

Medium

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, you may look at the top three cards of the draw pile and rearrange their order, if you wish so.
Action: Gain control of target spirit.

#2831

Card by Zt

Green Politician

Thing

Every player may use this Thing's abilities.
Action: Draw the top card of the discard pile.

#2832

Card by Zt

Weapons Dealer

Thing

Action: Give a player a thing you control and draw a card.

#2833

Card by ChippyYYZ

Do Not Touch

Thing

If an action's only target is this card, then the action's player is eliminated.

#2834

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!

Action

Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.

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I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon".

#2835

Card by ChippyYYZ

Skip

Action

Play this card after any player's turn. The next player's turn is skipped.

#2836

Card by Goldenboots

:)

I Share My Goodies

Thing - Add-on

Play this on a Thing in play. The target Thing now belongs to all players, and all may use any abilities of the Thing equally. This add-on is destroyed when the base Thing is destroyed

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Thanks for sharing :)

#2837

Card by Goldenboots

Willful Ignorance

Thing

Whenever you have more cards in your hand than every other player, destroy this Thing.

Action: The player (or players) with the most cards in his or her (or their) hand (or hands) discards a card.

#2838

Card by jtwe

The Spectral Pickle Factory

Thing

At the start of your turn or when you play this card, flip a coin. Tails: return this card to the hand of the player on your left.

Action: Draw three cards.

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None may know the hour of its coming and going.

#2839

Card by jtwe

Motorcade of Generosity

Action

Each player may create any number of tokens of any type of his or her choice under the control of any other player.

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...and that's how you can afford your rock and roll lifestyle.

#2840

Card by jtwe

Inflation

Thing

Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many.

#2841

Card by ChippyYYZ

Income Tax

Thing

Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up.

#2842

Card by ChippyYYZ

Advanced Alchemy

Thing

You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token.

#2843

Card by ChippyYYZ

Currency of the Realm

Thing

Any type of token may be substituted when monetary tokens are required at a rate of 1 token per Money or Universal Currency token or 10 tokens per Gold token.

#2844

Card by Binarius

Hot In Here

Thing

Hand size limit 3. Actions must be played as soon as they are drawn.

#2845

Card by Binarius

All Good Things

Thing

Action: Destroy target Thing that has been in play for five turns or more.

#2846

Card by Binarius

It's Morphin' Time!

Action

You cannot play this card if you control fewer than six Things. Put six Things you control into the draw pile and shuffle it. Take the top six Things from the draw pile and put them under your control. This card's colour can be black, red, blue, yellow, green or pink. You must declare its colour when you play it.

#2847

Card by Corrigan

Scavenging

Thing

Once this card has been in play for four turns, the player who controls the most Thing cards that represent tangible objects wins the game.

#2848

Card by Corrigan

Luddite Attack

Action

Erase the text of target mechanical or electronic Thing.

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"Down with the cotton gin!"

#2849

Card by Corrigan

'65

40 Acres And A Mule

Action

Every player with less than five cards in their hand may draw until they have five cards. The player who controls the most non-token Things may then look at every opponent's hand and take a card from each.

#2850

Card by Binarius

Titulodecasyllablism

Action

Destroy every Thing that is not referenced by its own ruletext.

#2851

Card by Binarius

Life Is But A Dream

Action

Discard your hand, destroy all of your Things, and walk away from the game singing "Row Row Row Your Boat". You win.

#2852

Card by Binarius

G7

Perverse Pleasure

Thing (rule)

Destroy at the begining of your turn. All Action abilities that destroy, create a token of the type they normally would destroy instead.

#2853

Card by gill_smoke

G6

Garlic press

Thing

When this comes into play destroy all undead tokens.

#2854

Card by gill_smoke

Ew!

The Unclean One

Thing

Instead of owner useing the discard pile place your discards under the Unclean One, when he leaves play cards under unclean one go to your hand.

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"Dude, that's just gross."

#2855

Card by gill_smoke

Giant Mirror

Thing

This card has all texts of all Things currently in play.

#2856

Card by Zt

Giant Toilet

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn you gain n indigestion tokens, where n is the total number of Things your opponents could have played, but did NOT play during their last turn. If you control six indigestion tokens, your belly explodes and you are eliminated. Action: Flush: Remove target Thing other than this from the game.

#2857

Card by Zt

Giant Amoeba

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may create a copy of this card.
Action: Destroy target ant or small insect.

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"I'm sorry, it's still only one inch tall."

#2858

Card by Zt

Mutilate The Bodies

Thing

Cards that would be destroyed are removed from the game instead. Zombie tokens cannot be generated.

#2859

Card by ChippyYYZ

Attack Of The Mutant Taste Buds

Action

Destroy all things with flavortext.

#2860

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch

Thing

Action: Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game.

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...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

#2861

Card by ChippyYYZ

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Reality TV Tribe Switch

Action

Order players by number of Things controlled, high to low, breaking ties by rock-scissors-paper. All Things now in play are redistributed by players in order choosing a Thing and placing it in play under their own control. All effects of the Things coming into play occur again.

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Pick up your new buffs.

#2862

Card by Goldenboots

Hallowed Ground

Thing

Playable on another player. Owner cannot control any undead.

#2863

Card by gill_smoke

Credit Market

Thing

if there is a money token on Credit market everybody at the beginning of their turns creates a money token. Otherwise every turn everybody must destroy a money token, and destroy a money token for every card with action abilities if able. Action: Create a money token. Action: Destroy a money token.

#2864

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Dance

Thing (rule)

Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn.
When this comes into play, destroy all zombie tokens.
When this leaves play create a zombie token for each one destroyed previously.

#2865

Card by gill_smoke

Vodka is Good, Meat is Rotten

Action

Choose a Thing with ruletext in (near enough) English. Input the Thing's ruletext into an internet translater, to translate into another language (chosen by this card's player). Take that text and have in translated back into English, and replace the original ruletext with the result.

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The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

#2866

Card by Goldenboots

Square Enix

Thing

Action: Create a Final Fantasy n Token, where n is one higher than the current number of Final Fantasy tokens in play.

If you control the most recent Final Fantasy, you win.

#2867

Card by ChippyYYZ

Temporal Anomaly

Action

Roll a die and subtract 2. Draw that many cards, play that many extra actions, and play that many things.
On a -1, instead skip your next turn.
On a 4 (that's a 6), Epoch Fail! You are eliminated.

#2868

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wrath of Britain

Action

Destroy all things which have titles that contain a R that would not be pronounced by someone with a British Accent.

#2869

Card by ChippyYYZ

R2

Button Mashing

Action

Draw 3 cards and play them in order.

#2870

Card by Bucky

R2

Matter Synthesizer

Thing

Thing:Put a Token with a name of your choice into play.

#2871

Card by Bucky

R2

Tokenize

Action

Destroy a Thing. For every word in that Thing's name, its former controller gains a token with that word as its name and type.

#2872

Card by Bucky

Red Ring of Death

Thing

Play into the control of any player. That player may not use the Action abilities of their Things.

#2873

Card by Kevan

Pride

Action

Draw three cards if you control more non-token Things than any other player.

#2874

Card by Binarius

Towel

Thing

You may not be eliminated, and no opponent may win the game.

#2875

Card by Binarius

Cryostasis

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Thing is indestructible, but it cannot use its Action ability.

#2876

Card by Binarius

Downloadable Content

Action

Pick a random subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and a random number from 1 to 100. Create copies of the card of that number and the four after it (1 is after 100) and shuffle them into the deck.

#2877

Card by ChippyYYZ

Soul Absorbtion

Action

Put target living thing in your hand.

#2878

Card by ChippyYYZ

Is This Your Card?

Action

Play in response to any chance event.
The result of that event is the Three of Clubs.

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Discard a random card? More like Discard the Three of Clubs.

#2879

Card by ChippyYYZ

COR1-2

D&D pdf

Thing

This thing is immaterial and cannot be destroyed.

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"Dude, you're out geeking the geeks" -JS

#2880

Card by gill_smoke

So simple a caveman could do it

Action

Remove all Reptile related cards from play. While your at it destroy all cards with more than 3 lines of rules text.

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There's a distinction between destroy and remove from game -Zt

#2881

Card by gill_smoke

C3

Witty Comeback

Action Reaction

Play in response to any action. Try to convince the player their action doesn't do anything.

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".. And that's what I should have said" CRSE

#2882

Card by gill_smoke

Not Quite Dead

Action

Put a Thing into play from the discard pile. Use its Action ability once (if it has one), then destroy it.

#2883

Card by Kevan

Habbo Hotel

Thing

Action: Place 1 mod token on this card.
Action (Global): Place 1 raid token on this card.
Action: Copy this card.
Recieve 10/n where n = (number of raid tokens on this card - number of mod tokens) money tokens each turn. n cannot go below 1.

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Pool's closed due to AIDS.

#2884

Card by Pongo

Natural Selection

Thing

Action: Draw and discard cards until you draw a living Thing. You may either discard it, or put it into play replacing a living Thing (which is destroyed). Any player may use this Action ability.

#2885

Card by Kevan

An Orderly Queue

Thing

A player can only play a card if they reveal their hand first, and that card's title is the alphabetically earliest in their hand.

#2886

Card by Kevan

We're All Liars On The Internet

Action

Shuffle as many cards as you wish from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards.

#2887

Card by Binarius

Power Fluctuations

Thing

Your hand size limit alternates on every turn between 8 cards and 3, and you may play alternately 3 cards or 1. Action: Draw a card and create an Energy token. Action: Destroy three Energy tokens and destroy this card.

#2888

Card by Binarius

Academy Graduate

Thing

You may play any mechanical or science-related Thing or activate any such Thing's Action ability at no cost to your per-turn limits.

#2889

Card by Binarius

Dirty Bomb

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy up to four Things controlled by an opponent. At the start of each of your turns, destroy a Thing you control (other than this one).

#2890

Card by Kevan

F8

Just Desserts

Action Reaction

Must be in control of a food item to play. When played in response to being Eliminated, all other players are eliminated instead. When played in response to one of you things being destroyed, Destroy all of the triggering opponents things instead.

#2891

Card by gill_smoke

Z9

Zombified Assassin

Thing

Destroy a money token to use action ability.
Action: Flip a coin if heads destroy a living thing.

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I never said he was any good, just available

#2892

Card by gill_smoke

1

Wild Draw 4

Action

Draw four cards pick whose turn is next

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Corner value in Spanish

#2893

Card by gill_smoke

Nuclear Weapons Programme

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control, and discard your hand. Action: Destroy all Things belonging to a chosen opponent. You may not play this Action the turn that this card comes into play.

#2894

Card by Kevan

Siren Song

Action

Disable all aggressive cards for the next turn.

#2895

Card by Pongo

Static Cling

Action

Disable all aggressive cards of a player of your choice for the next three turns.

#2896

Card by Pongo

Shoggoth

Thing

For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Destroy a Thing other than this one, and put an Insanity token into play.

#2897

Card by Kevan

Blipvert

Action

Look at an opponent's hand, and force them to discard any number of cards for it. For each card discarded in this way, they may draw two cards.

#2898

Card by Kevan

Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!

Thing

Whenever a player swears, she is eliminated. If you control three moral tokens, you win.
Action: Remove target black or undead Thing from the game. If you do, gain a moral token.

#2899

Card by Zt

Mr. Elusive

Thing

Whenever this card is targeted, you draw a card and a random Thing is targeted instead.

#2900

Card by Zt