Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2701-2800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2701-2800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Minimalist

Thing

#2701

Card by Bucky

punch

action

any thing that's name sounds like a person gets disabled for one turn

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Low blow!

#2702

Card by juegoman

Up Quark

Thing Quark

Action and thing: Draw a card for every Quark in play.

#2703

Card by gill_smoke

Electrino

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of an Electron from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

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It is really a Electron neutrino.

#2704

Card by gill_smoke

Electron

Thing

If there's a quark in play this card has the following ability Action: Create an energy token.

#2705

Card by gill_smoke

1V

Life Support

Thing

You cannot be eliminated from the game. You cannot lose the game unless someone else wins the game at the same time.

#2706

Card by Bucky

2V

Brainwash

Action

Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn.

#2707

Card by Bucky

3V

Cannibalize

Action

Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards.

#2708

Card by Bucky

Ventriloquist

Thing

Action: Activate target Thing's Action ability.

#2709

Card by Binarius

Evil Dummy

Thing

Play into target opponent's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die; on a 3 or 4, discard a random card, and on a 5 or 6, destroy a random Thing you control. Action: This card's controller is eliminated.

#2710

Card by Binarius

Chopping Block

Thing

Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead.

#2711

Card by Binarius

A Night in a Graveyard

Thing

At the beginning of your turn (if you can) destroy n non-token things you control, where n is the number of undeads you control.
Action: Destroy target thing and put a zombie token into play.

#2712

Card by Zt

A Night in a Desecrated Church

Action

Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time.

#2713

Card by Zt

Buried Alive!

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things.

#2714

Card by Zt

Charm Quark

Thing Quark

Action and thing: Take control of a thing for every Quark in play

#2715

Card by gill_smoke

Gluon

Thing Quark

At the beginning of your turn you may use Gluon to replicate an Action ability of any Quark in play. Everybody may use the following ability Action and Thing: Create a copy of Gluon. There can only be a total of 8 Gluons in play, with new ones replacing the oldest.

#2716

Card by gill_smoke

W+/- boson

Action

Can be discarded to use as an energy token.
Either Search the draw or discard piles a Quark thing OR replicate any Action ability of a Quark in play.

#2717

Card by gill_smoke

Rendezvous with Satan

Action

Target player is eliminated, unless she discards a card. If she controls any undeads, she is eliminated again, unless she discards two cards.

#2718

Card by Zt

Mermaid

Thing

Instead of playing a thing, you may draw a card.
Instead of drawing a card, you may play a thing.

#2719

Card by Zt

Bribery, Laser Guns and Zombies

Action

You may destroy two money tokens you control to gain control of target thing. You may destroy two energy tokens you control to destroy target thing. You may destroy five undeads you control to eliminate an opponent who doesn't control undeads.

#2720

Card by Zt

Top Quark

Thing Quark

Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. Play all actions revealed.

#2721

Card by gill_smoke

Mutrino

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Muon from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

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It is really a Muon neutrino

#2722

Card by gill_smoke

Muon

Thing

If there ss a quark in play Action: Destroy a thing. Otherwise Action and Thing: replace this card with a copy of 2 Quarks from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

#2723

Card by gill_smoke

99

Wisdom of the Elders

Thing

All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls.

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In *my* day...

#2724

Card by Goldenboots

1

That's So Last Week

Thing

All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls.

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The olden days? Earlier this morning!

#2725

Card by Goldenboots

Down Quark

Thing Quark

Action and thing: Discard a card for every Quark in play

#2726

Card by gill_smoke

Photon

Thing

Counts as an energy token Action: create energy token Thing: Create energy token

#2727

Card by gill_smoke

Positron

Thing

Destroy this card if a new Quark comes into play. Thing: Create an energy token.

#2728

Card by gill_smoke

Magic Frame

Thing

Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile.

#2729

Card by Kevan

Quark Node

Thing

All Nodes are also Quarks. All Quarks are also Nodes.

#2730

Card by ChippyYYZ

Overenthusiasm

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed.

#2731

Card by ChippyYYZ

Genie in a Jar

Action

You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card, But don't shuffle it into the deck.

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Not nearly as reliable as the bottled variety.

#2732

Card by ChippyYYZ

Strange Quark

Thing Quark

Action and Thing: Reveal your hand. For every quark in play, play that many cards from your hand and then draw to replace played cards.

#2733

Card by gill_smoke

Tautrino

Thing

At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Tauon from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.

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It is really a Tauon neutrino.

#2734

Card by gill_smoke

Tauon

Thing

If there are no quarks in play this card has the following ability Thing: create a copy of a quark from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play.
otherwise Action: Destroy this card and flip a coin if Heads Take control of a quark in play. else if Tails Destroy one of your own quarks

#2735

Card by gill_smoke

Doomed

Action

Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand.

#2736

Card by Kevan

Gravedigger

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card.

#2737

Card by Kevan

Post Peak Cardboard

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have one. Players may choose to skip card draws.

#2738

Card by Kevan

Bottom Quark

Thing Quark

Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. play all things revealed.

#2739

Card by gill_smoke

Z boson

Action

With a minimum of 1 trigger an action ability of any thing in play for every Quark in play.

#2740

Card by gill_smoke

Meson Stream

Thing

Action and Thing: For every Quark in play, destroy a thing

#2741

Card by gill_smoke

Fimo

Thing

Action: Change a token into a different type of token.

#2742

Card by Kevan

Paper Cuts

Action

Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand.

#2743

Card by Kevan

4V

Storage Node

Thing-Node

Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each Node you control.

#2744

Card by Bucky

5V

Bottled Action

Thing

When Bottled Action is destroyed, you may immediately play an extra Action.

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Even if it isn't your turn.

#2745

Card by Bucky

6V

Shatter

Action

Destroy a Thing you control.

#2746

Card by Bucky

Token Smasher

Thing

Action: Destroy a token and put three Fragment tokens into play in its place.

#2747

Card by Kevan

Portcullis

Thing

Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return this card to your hand.

#2748

Card by Kevan

Kaon

Thing - Particle

Action: Destroy Kaon and play three cards. This ability is triggered automatically on Kaon's third turn in play.

#2749

Card by Binarius

Pion

Thing - Particle

Action: Search the deck for a Particle, put it into your hand, and shuffle the deck.

#2750

Card by Binarius

Particle Accelerator

Thing

Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. At the beginning of your turn, draw ten cards and discard them immediately. If any of them is a Particle, you win.

#2751

Card by Binarius

7V

Networked Assault

Action

Destroy one target Thing, plus one more target Thing for each Node you control.

#2752

Card by Bucky

8V

Greater Necromancy

Action

Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control.

#2753

Card by Bucky

9V

Midget Joke

Action

The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn.

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The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it.

#2754

Card by Bucky

Proton

Thing Particle

Action and Thing: Search the top 100 cards of the draw pile for a thing, put it in your hand. (shuffle optional)

#2755

Card by gill_smoke

Neutron

Thing Particle

Action and Thing: attach to a particle in play. Rules text on that card now applies to all players. If it has any abilities, any player may use them.

#2756

Card by gill_smoke

Mote in God's eye

Thing Particle

May be played on another, Until owner destroys this thing they cannot play cards from their but may use all abilities of every card in play.

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You would still draw and discard.

#2757

Card by gill_smoke

The Comfort of Strangers

Action

Draw a card for every non-player you can persuade to say "draw a card", in the next three minutes.

#2758

Card by Kevan

Atomize

Action

Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens.

#2759

Card by ChippyYYZ

Durk

Thing

Action and Thing: Create a Quark Token

#2760

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Red Wheelbarrow

Thing

Action:
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens

If you can figure out what this card's ability does, you win.

#2761

Card by ChippyYYZ

Z1

Zombie plague

Action

Create a zombie token for every token in play

#2762

Card by gill_smoke

Roshambo

Action

Target player discards their hand and skips their next turn.

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That's not how your supposed to play. It's really Rock, Paper, Scissors

#2763

Card by gill_smoke

Carnac the Magnificent

Thing

Action: Play a random card from someone else's hand.

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Carnac the Magnificent says the answer is Detroit

#2764

Card by gill_smoke

PIE!!!

Action

This card does not use up your action turn. Discard a card. If you do, you get an additional turn after this one. A player may only use this once per game.

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"I liek PIE!"

#2765

Card by NARF

I can has cheezburger?

Action

All cards that have something to do with food (Are food, are animals that are commonly eaten, or involve food.) and are in hands of any players must be placed on the draw pile. Draw one card.

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"I can has cheezburger?"

#2766

Card by NARF

Dry Ice

Thing

While this card is in play, tokens in play are treated as if they do not exist.

#2767

Card by Kevan

Metal Fatigue

Action

Destroy a Thing whose Action ability has been used three or more times since it came into play.

#2768

Card by Kevan

Rigelian Hotshot

Action

A chosen player discards a card at random. If it was an Action, play this card again immediately.

#2769

Card by Kevan

And the Horse You Rode In On

Action

Destroy target thing that is an animal or a form of transportation.

#2770

Card by Goldenboots

0

This Card has No Title

Thing

All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card.

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To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion.

#2771

Card by Goldenboots

B.F.G.

Thing

Action: Destroy X energy tokens, destroy X things.

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If you have to ask what it stands for, you don't wanna know.

#2772

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Node

Thing Node

Action: Destroy one of your living things, create a Zombie token for every node in play.

#2773

Card by gill_smoke

Probing Node

Thing Node

Action and Thing: trigger an action ability for every node in play.

#2774

Card by gill_smoke

Really Big Card

Thing

Solely for the purpose of any game effect that counts a number of cards (including end-of-turn discard), this counts as three cards while in your hand, and three Things while in play.

#2775

Card by Kevan

Diverse Portfolio

Thing

If a player controls more different types of token than any other player, and has at least ten such types, they win the game.

#2776

Card by Kevan

1W

Iron Fist

Thing

You may destroy any of your Things at any time.

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Even if it isn't your turn.

#2777

Card by Bucky

2W

Catalyst Node

Thing-Node

You play one extra Action per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Action slots to use Action abilities of Nodes.

#2778

Card by Bucky

3W

Portal Node

Thing-Node

You play one extra Thing per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Thing slots to use abilities of Nodes.

#2779

Card by Bucky

Sixteen Ton Weight

Thing

As this comes into play, you must destroy a Thing you control, if you have one. Sixteen Ton Weight cannot be destroyed.

#2780

Card by Kevan

Shoot-out

Action

List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "destroy". Order these Things alphabetically by title, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card from hand and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated.

#2781

Card by Goldenboots

Monte Carlo Method

Action

List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "random". Order these Things randomly, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger in random order. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated.

#2782

Card by Goldenboots

Secured Lockbox

Thing

If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by a player other than its owner, both the destroyer and the owner win the game. If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by its owner, the owner is eliminated. Secured Lockbox cannot be destroyed.

#2783

Card by Goldenboots

Advanced Targeting System

Thing

Actions you play cannot have their targets changed.

#2784

Card by ChippyYYZ

Interference

Thing

Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target.
The Action randomly targets one of the three.

#2785

Card by ChippyYYZ

Big Rock Ending

Action

Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win.

#2786

Card by ChippyYYZ

Oval Office

Thing-Location

The occupant of Oval Office may veto three events (play of a card, use of an action ability, etc). These events are cancelled and cannot be re-attempted until the player's next turn, UNLESS a 2/3 majority of other players vote to override the veto. After the third veto attempt, destroy Oval Office.

#2787

Card by Goldenboots

My Bifocals Are Missing!

Thing

Cards with small text ("longtext=true") do not apply to the controller of My Bifocals Are Missing! Action: Destroy a card with small text.

#2788

Card by Goldenboots

15

Vorpal Bandyclef

Thing - Weapon

Action: Destroy target living Thing or return target non-living Thing to its controller's hand, and return Vorpal Bandyclef to your hand.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

#2789

Card by Binarius

Placate the Bacon Elementals

Thing - Quest

At the beginning of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and draw five cards.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

#2790

Card by Binarius

Hastiness

Thing - Spell

Action: If target opponent attempts to play any Action or Thing on their next turn, they have a 50% chance of failing.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

#2791

Card by Binarius

4W

Bottled Bottle

Thing

When Bottled Bottle is destroyed, return it to play.
Action:Destroy Bottled Bottle.

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Not that it does anything

#2792

Card by Bucky

Thanks for the Snacks!

Thing

If the controller of this card provided snacks for this game session, and they are still uneaten, the controller may choose to play two Actions or two Things in a turn when he/she would have otherwise played an Action and a Thing.

#2793

Card by Goldenboots

Not right now, I'm on the computer!

Action

End your turn immediately. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other player's cards effects.

#2794

Card by NARF

Near-infinite Regress

Action

Record the state of the game. Remove the 20 cards in the game that are oldest (in the Infinite Dvorak Game wiki). Shuffle and begin a new game. If/when that ends, restore the condition in the original game EXCEPT all players who won the "subgame" draw a card and all players eliminated from the subgame discard a card.

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This card is in the new game, at least the first few times.

#2795

Card by Goldenboots

Grand Theft Auto

Thing

You may skip your turn to destroy a Cop token. Action: If you control no Cop tokens, then gain control of a Thing and put a Cop token into play.

#2796

Card by Kevan

Sapper

Thing

If a Thing (other than this one) has a Sapper token on it, its card text is blank. If it has three Sapper tokens, destroy it. Action: Put a Sapper token onto any Thing.

#2797

Card by Kevan

Pest Control

Thing

Action: Destroy any number of Things you control.

#2798

Card by Kevan

Sundive

Action

Destroy five Money tokens and a Thing you control. Gain five cards and ten Money tokens.

#2799

Card by Binarius

$0

The Best Things In Life Are Free

Action

Put target Thing under your control.

#2800

Card by Binarius