Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7001-7100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 7001-7100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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You're a Lizard, Harry!

Action

Everyone gains a Wizard or Lizard token, with their choice of each.

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A wot

#7001

Card by JakeTheWolfie

#028

Alolan Sandslash

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Alolan Sandshrew to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Icicle Spear - Choose 5 of an opponent's Things. Flip a coin for each. For each Heads, destroy that thing. If this Pokémon is evolved and you flip less than 3 heads, destroy 1 more of those things.

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It runs across snow-covered plains at high speeds. It developed thick, sharp claws to plow through the snow.

#7002

Card by The T

#029

Nidoran♀

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Poison Sting - Give an opponent a Poison token. Before their turn, players with Poison tokens flip a coin. If tails, they discard a card.

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Although small, its venomous barbs render this Pokémon dangerous. The female has smaller horns.

#7003

Card by The T

#030

Nidorina

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidoran♀ to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Captivate - Choose an opponent. Flip a coin. If heads, or if this Pokémon is evolved, that player chooses one Thing they control and puts it into your control.

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It has a calm and caring nature. Because its horn grows slowly, it prefers not to fight.

#7004

Card by The T

No Vacancy

Thing

The total number of non-token Things in play may not exceed the number in play when this card comes into play (including this card). If a player would play a Thing in excess of this total, they must destroy one of their non-token Things first.

#7005

Card by Binarius

Bear Trap

Thing

You may only play this card on a turn during which you do not play an Action. Play this card face-down and destroy it when it is turned face-up. Destroy this card when an opponent plays a Thing. You gain control of that Thing.

#7006

Card by Binarius

Toilet Paper

Thing

Throw Toilet Paper onto target tangible Thing. Attached Thing's abilities may not be used. Action: Return attached Thing to your hand and destroy Toilet Paper.

#7007

Card by Binarius

#031

Nidoqueen

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidorina to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Earth Power - Choose an opponent. Discard cards from the deck until you discard cards of 2 types. For each card of the most type, that player discards that many. If this Pokémon is evolved, draw 1 discarded card.

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Its entire body is armored with hard scales. It will protect the young in its burrow with its life.

#7008

Card by The T

#032

Nidoran♂

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Double Kick - Choose 2 cards in an opponent's hand (without looking). That player places those cards face down, out of play, and places them back in their hand at the end of the turn.

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Its large ears are flapped like wings when it is listening to distant sounds. It extends toxic barbs when angered.

#7009

Card by The T

#033

Nidorino

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidoran♂ to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Poison Jab - Discard a card from an opponent's hand. Flip a coin. If heads or if this Pokémon is evolved, give them a Poison token. Before their turn, players with Poison tokens flip a coin. If tails, they discard a card.

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It has a violent disposition and stabs foes with its horn, which oozes poison upon impact.

#7010

Card by The T

Postmodernist Sculpture

Thing

It's about 8 feet tall and made of some metal rectangles with curvy bits. You're not sure why, but regarding it contemplative­ly seems to make you feel more erudite, or percipient, or maybe just pretentious. Draw two cards.

#7011

Card by Binarius

Possess

Action

Target opponent flips a coin. On tails, you may look at their hand and play their next turn for them.

#7012

Card by Binarius

Vow of Asceticism

Thing

You may only play this card if you control no Things. Discard all Things in your hand when you play this. You may take two Actions per turn, but you may not draw at the beginning of your turns and you may not play Things: immediately discard any that you draw.
Action: Draw a card.
Action: You may not be eliminated before your next turn.

#7013

Card by Binarius

#034

Nidoking

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Nidorino to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Megahorn - Choose an opponent. Discard a card from their hand (without looking). Then, they choose 2 cards in their hand and discard them. If this Pokémon is evolved, you choose all 3 instead (without looking).

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It is recognized by its rock-hard hide and its extended horn. Be careful with the horn, as it contains venom.

#7014

Card by The T

#173

Cleffa

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Charm - Choose an opponent. While this Pokémon is in play, their hand size is reduced by 1. This can only affect each opponent once.

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Many appear when the night skies are filled with shooting stars. They disappear with sunrise.

#7015

Card by The T

#035

Clefairy

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Cleffa to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Metronome - Reveal cards from the deck. Play the first Action or Thing's Action ability you find, then shuffle those into the deck. If this Pokémon is evolved, you may play another Action this turn (except this one).

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It is said that happiness will come to those who see a gathering of Clefairy dancing under a full moon.

#7016

Card by The T

Bishop

Thing - Advanced Class

Action: Return one of your non-token Things to your hand.
Action: Target Thing is indestructible until your next turn.

#7017

Card by Binarius

Falcon Knight

Thing - Master Class

If you do not use Falcon Knight's ability, any attempt to target it before your next turn has a 50% chance of failure. Action: Target opponent discards a card.

#7018

Card by Binarius

Dancer

Thing - Unique Class

Activate an ability of one of your Things when you play Dancer. Action: Return Dancer to your hand.

#7019

Card by Binarius

Alchemist

Thing - Neutral

ReAction: When a Player destroys one of your things, you may prevent them from doing so. If you've already this during the current round, you cannot do it again. Action: Destroy target thing. You can only do this twice.

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I don't really mind who wins..

#7020

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sorcerer

Thing - Neutral

Action: Place a Walking Bomb Token onto Target Thing, or move an existing one to Target Thing. You can only do this once per turn.
Action: Destroy all things with Walking Bomb tokens on them.

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Magic will take over this lousy castle.

#7021

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sellsword

Thing - Neutral

Action: Place a Stonewall token onto target thing. Anyone targeting it will fail, unless they are destroying it. Destroy it at the start of your next turn. You can't do this action on the same thing twice in a row.

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For The Reformation, Mithras, and other destructive forces

#7022

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2U

Blue Spell

Action

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of the deck.
OR put an Action card from the discard pile into your hand.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.

#7023

Card by ChippyYYZ

2G

Green Spell

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck.
You may reveal any living Things among them and put them into your hand
OR you may put a Thing from among them into play under your control.

Shuffle the deck.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target nonliving Thing.

#7024

Card by ChippyYYZ

2W

White Spell

Action

Put a Protection Token on target Thing. It can't be destroyed for as long as it has a Protection Token on it.
OR destroy target Thing. Its controller draws a card.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have each opponent be unable to play Actions or use Action Abilities on their next turn.

#7025

Card by ChippyYYZ

Jumbo Cactuar

Thing

Action - 10,000 Needles: Destroy Jumbo Cactuar and a random Thing belonging to each opponent.

#7026

Card by Binarius

Lever

Thing

Action: Target player gains a Fulcrum token. Action: Return one of your Things to your hand and destroy a Thing belonging to an opponent with a Fulcrum token. Action: If you have a Fulcrum token, destroy one of your non-token Things and return target Thing to its controller's hand.

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"Give me a Lever long enough, and a Fulcrum on which to place it, and I will destroy a Thing even if it says it cannot be destroyed." — Archimedes/The T

#7027

Card by Binarius

Doppelgängize

Action

Play a copy of the next Thing you play during this turn into target opponent's control.

#7028

Card by Binarius

#036

Clefable

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Clefairy to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Moonlight - Draw up to your maximum hand size. If this Pokémon is evolved, you may play another Action this turn (except this one).

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Some scientists believe that it gazes intently at the sky on nights with a full moon because it's homesick.

#7029

Card by The T

#037

Vulpix

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Will-O-Wisp - Place a Will-O-Wisp token on an opponent's Thing. When a Thing with a Will-O-Wisp token uses an Action ability, that player flips a coin. If tails, that Action instead has no effect.

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From its mouth spew flames that seem to resemble the spirits of the deceased. Some people mistakenly think this fire is a ghost.

#7030

Card by The T

#038

Ninetales

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Vulpix to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Fire Spin - Choose an opponent. Roll a d3. That player cannot play Things for that number of turns. If this Pokémon is evolved, roll a d6 instead.

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Legend has it that this mystical Pokémon was formed when nine saints coalesced into one.

#7031

Card by The T

Mercenary

Thing - Neutral

Action: If you don't already have one out, place a Stand Guard token on Target thing. Every time an action targets the thing with the SG token on it, gain 1 Money token. Destroy the SG token at the begining of your next turn.

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For the Profits!

#7032

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Reaper

Thing - Neutral

Action: Destroy Target thing and gain a Soul token.
Action: Do any of the following, destroying a Soul token for each: Gain an extra Turn, Draw an extra card, Skip Target player's turn.

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Death Reaps His Rewards...

#7033

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Scorned

Thing - Neutral

Action: Put a Framed token on opponent's Target thing.
If a thing with a Framed token gets targeted, gain a Mark token and destroy that Framed token. If you have 5 Mark tokens, you win.

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It doesn't matter who, what, when, where, why, or how you are, I hate you.

#7034

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Name Brand T-Shirt

Thing

Gain a Prestige token and either destroy 2 Money tokens or discard 2 cards when you gain control of this.

#7035

Card by Binarius

Train Bento

Thing - Food

A braised pork cutlet and three vegetable sides on a bed of rice - a healthy way to get through the day. Draw a card when you play this. You may play an Action card when this is destroyed.

#7036

Card by Binarius

Scroll of Reflection

Action

Until your next turn, when any of your Things would be targeted by an opponent's Thing, you apply the effect to that Thing instead, and when any of your Things would be targeted by an opponent's Action, you apply the effect to one of that opponent's Things instead.

#7037

Card by Binarius

#037

Alolan Vulpix

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Frost Breath - Choose an opponent. They can only play 1 Action or Thing next turn, instead of both.

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It exhales air colder than -58 degrees Fahrenheit. Elderly people in Alola call this Pokémon by an older name—Keokeo.

#7038

Card by The T

#038

Alolan Ninetales

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Alolan Vulpix to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Dazzling Gleam - All opponents discard a card from their hands. If this Pokémon is evolved, take 1 of those cards into your hand.

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The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain's base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave.

#7039

Card by The T

#174

Igglybuff

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Charm - Choose an opponent. While this Pokémon is in play, their hand size is reduced by 1. This can only affect each opponent once.

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It moves by bouncing along. As it moves a lot, it sweats, and its body gives off a sweet aroma.

#7040

Card by The T

Inquisitor

Thing - Neutral

When this comes into play, randomly choose 5 different opponent things, and put a Heathen Token on them. You win if all things with a Heathen Token are destroyed.
Action: Destroy Target thing. You can only use this once.

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No one expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!

#7041

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Possessor

Thing - Neutral

Action: Play or move a Possession Token on Target opponent's thing, then destroy another Target thing. You can only have 1 Possession Token out at a time.
Action: Use whatever has the Possession Token's action.

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Why force people to do things, when you can do it.. yourself?

#7042

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fool

Thing - Neutral

Action: Use Target opponent thing's action. The controller of it also gets to use it after you.

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You must be crazy, not me.

#7043

Card by JakeTheWolfie

#039

Jigglypuff

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Igglybuff to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Sing - Each opponent flips a coin. If tails, they skip their next turn. If this Pokémon is evolved, choose one of those players and take one card from their hand (without looking).

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Recordings of Jigglypuff's strange lullabies can be purchased from department stores. These CDs can be found near the bedding area.

#7044

Card by The T

#040

Wigglytuff

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Jigglypuff to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Play Rough - Choose an opponent. Flip a coin. If heads, discard a card from their hand (without looking). If tails, they choose a card in their hand and put it in your hand. If this Pokémon is evolved, you choose the result instead of flipping.

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Its fine fur feels sublime to the touch. It can expand its body by inhaling air.

#7045

Card by The T

#041

Zubat

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Confuse Ray - Choose an opponent. On their next turn, the first time they choose to play a card, you choose a card from their hand (without looking) for them to play.

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It does not need eyes, because it emits ultrasonic waves to check its surroundings while it flies.

#7046

Card by The T

Magnet

Thing

When this comes into play, put a Magnet token on target thing. Action: Put a Magent token on target thing.
Anyone who has a thing with a Magnet token can use the ability of this thing, or another thing with a Magnet token.

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Very Attractive

#7047

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Entrance Hall

Thing - Room

You may use any actions found on any other Room Things.

#7048

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Kitchen

Thing - Room

Action: Gain a Food Token.

#7049

Card by JakeTheWolfie

2B

Black Spell

Action

Destroy target living Thing.
OR look at target opponent's hand. They discard a card of your choice.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a Thing card from the discard pile into your hand.

#7050

Card by ChippyYYZ

2R

Red Spell

Action

Discard your hand and draw that many cards plus one.
OR take control of target Thing until the end of your turn. You may use an Action Ability of that Thing once this turn without spending an Action.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target tangible Thing.

#7051

Card by ChippyYYZ

Collaborate

Action

Each opponent draws three cards and gives you two of them.

#7052

Card by ChippyYYZ

Throne Room

Thing - Room

Action: Gain a Crown Token.
Action: Put a Crown Token on a thing you own. It's action will always be able to be performed.

#7053

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Furnace Room

Thing - Room

Action: Destroy Target token.

#7054

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Portal Room

Thing - Room

When this is played, create a copy of this card and play it on an opponent, ignoring the 1st sentence. Anyone with Portal Room may use the thing's actions owned by anyone else with Portal Room.

#7055

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Lesser Scroll of Reflection

Action

Until your next turn, when any of your Things would be targeted by an opponent's Thing, you apply the effect to that Thing instead.

#7056

Card by Binarius

Meditation Retreat

Thing

Your hand size is unlimited. If you play a card, destroy this.

#7057

Card by Binarius

Bedridden

Action

Target player must reveal their hand and discard all of their Actions.

#7058

Card by Binarius

Technically not Elimination

Thing

Target opponent skips their next 1000 turns. This gets destroyed after this effect is complete

#7059

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Grande Staircase

Thing - Room

Action (Global): If a [Your Name] Token isn't on this card, you may place it on this card and draw a card.
Action: (Global): If a token of [Your Name] is on this card, destroy an opponent's token that's on this card. They discard a card.

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Run up the stairs, just to get pushed back down..

#7060

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Coal Chute

Thing - Room

Action (Global): Discard 2 cards, and Create a Room Thing, that is consentually not overpowered. Shuffle it into the top 10 cards in the deck.

#7061

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sacrificial Lamb

Thing

When more than one of your Things would be destroyed, you may choose to destroy Sacrificial Lamb instead.

#7062

Card by Binarius

Damn Autocorrect

Action

Replace all forms of the following terms on target card.

• Action: Anyone
• card: care
• destroy: feast
• discard: discuss
• draw: dear
• opponent: opening
• player: platter
• Thing: Time

#7063

Card by Binarius

Quick Study

Action

Put two copies of the most recently played Action card into your hand.

#7064

Card by Binarius

Film Room

Thing - Room

Action: Use Target opponent's thing's action on target thing that you own.

#7065

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ritual Room

Thing - Room

Action: Destroy 10 of your Living things to gain a copy of Mithras from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, as well as destroying this thing and gaining a copy of Pentagram Chamber from the IDD

#7066

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pentagram Chamber

Thing - Room

Anything evil (besides this thing) cannot be destroyed.

#7067

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Envy

Action

Look at target opponent's hand. You may discard two cards to take a card from their hand and put it in your hand. You may destroy a Thing you control to take control of one of that player's Things.

#7068

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scavenger

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, if the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, draw that Thing instead.

#7069

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trash Confluence

Action

Until your next turn, whenever a card would be put into the discard pile except from your hand, put it into your hand instead.

#7070

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trash Field

Thing - Room

Action: Take an action from the discard pile.

#7071

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Armory

Thing - Room

Action: Take a weapon from the discard pile.

#7072

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Animation Studio

Thing - Room

Action: Gain 1 Inspiration Token. Action: Destroy 100 Inspiration tokens to gain an unholy amount of Money tokens, and win the game.

#7073

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Long Walk

Action

If you have not played a Thing this turn, draw 3 cards and end your turn.

#7074

Card by Binarius

Knee-Deep Mud

Action

Target opponent may not play an Action during their next turn.

#7075

Card by Binarius

Not Exactly Destruction Per Se

Action

Move target Thing to the top of the discard pile.

#7076

Card by Binarius

I can't believe it's not Discarding!

Action

Place an opponent's card in hand faceup onto the discard pile.

#7077

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Death's Casino

Thing - Room

Action (Global): Create an Action labeled "[Player Name] Lost the Gamble" with the text "[Player Name] is eliminated, unless they play this themselves." Then shuffle it into the deck.

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The lucky numbers are.. 6.. 6.. 6.. 7.. 7.. 7!

#7078

Card by JakeTheWolfie

CounterAttack of Jake

Action - Counter

Play this only if someone plays a card by JakeTheWolfie. That player is eliminated

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Imagine if JTW got screwed by this

#7079

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Redecorate

Action

Take a Thing from an opponent. Give a Thing you control to an opponent. Exchange the positions of two Things you control. Rotate a Thing you control 90˚ clockwise.

#7080

Card by Binarius

Fine

Action

Penalize the player who most recently destroyed an opponent's Thing by looking at their hand and taking two cards: one for the destroyed Thing's controller, and one for you. Instead of playing an Action during their next turn, the offender may draw a card.

#7081

Card by Binarius

Riposte of Binarius

Reaction

Play immediately in response when an opponent plays a card by Binarius. Draw five cards and immediately play any cards by Binarius that you draw. If you play five cards in this way, you win.

#7082

Card by Binarius

Bodyguard

Thing

Whenever an opponent would destroy one of your things, destroy this one and one of theirs instead.

#7083

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Chain Reaction

Action - Chain

Anyone else with a chain reaction must play theirs. Anyone who plays Chain Reaction copies this card and, along with all of the just played chain reactions, shuffles them into the deck.

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Just yanking your chain

#7084

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Jack in the glocks

Thing

At the beginning of each of your turns, choose a random number up to 13. If there are more tokens on this card then that number, destroy this card and all of it's tokens. You are eliminated. Otherwise, place a time token on this card. Action: Give an opponent control of this and everything on it.

#7085

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Risk Premium

Action

Discard two cards. If you do, flip a coin: on heads, draw five cards.

#7086

Card by Binarius

Distill

Action

Discard two cards. If you do, draw four cards and discard three of them.

#7087

Card by Binarius

Heh...no, though.

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects on you. Discard any number of cards and draw an equal number.

#7088

Card by Binarius

Single Pool of Creativity

Thing

If all cards in play (except this one) are created by the same person, you win.

#7089

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ink Machine

Thing

Action: Gain an Ink Token.
Action: Destroy 5 Ink Tokens to play a copy of a thing in play that wasn't created as a result of this action.

#7090

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fluctuating Room

Thing - Room

At the beginning of your turn, this card counts as another randomly chosen room type thing in the Infinite Dvorak deck.

#7091

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Action Cycle

Action

Shuffle the most recently discarded Action into the draw pile and play an Action from your hand, then draw cards until you draw an Action and keep it, discarding the rest.

#7092

Card by Binarius

The Reverse Action Cycle

Action

Shuffle an Action from your hand into the draw pile and put the most recently discarded Action into your hand, then draw cards until you draw an Action and discard it along with the rest.

#7093

Card by Binarius

Of Futures Past

TBD

This card counts as a copy of the 10,000th card in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive.

#7094

Card by Binarius

#042

Golbat

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Zubat to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Leech Life - Take a card from an opponent's hand (without looking) and put it in your hand. If this Pokémon is evolved, take 2 instead.

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Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.

#7095

Card by The T

#169

Crobat

Thing - Pokémon

You may play this card onto Zubat to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.
Action: Air Slash - Choose an opponent. They discard a card from their hand. Flip a coin. If (at least one is) heads, skip their next turn. If this Pokémon is evolved, flip 2 coins instead.

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It flies so silently through the dark on its four wings that it may not be noticed even when nearby.

#7096

Card by The T

#043

Oddish

Thing - Pokémon

Action: Sweet Scent - Until the start of your next turn, you can not be affected by opponent's actions.

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During the day, it stays in the cold underground to avoid the sun. It grows by bathing in moonlight.

#7097

Card by The T

Near 0 odds

Thing

Before play, players should draw until 3 things were drawn. If those 3 things are in play while this is in play, you win.

#7098

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Actual Garbage

Thing

When this enters play, throw it in the garbage and use another piece of garbage as it's placeholder.

#7099

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Free Tacos

Action

Everyone gains a taco token with the text "Every turn, gain a taco token"

#7100

Card by JakeTheWolfie