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8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.
8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.


'''There are 325 cards right now.'''
'''There are 335 cards right now.'''


==The Cards==
==The Cards==

Revision as of 11:42, 1 November 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

There are 335 cards right now.

The Cards

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300
Harpy
Action
Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.
Card by Wolfblut
Harpy
Action
Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.
Card by Wolfblut
Harpy
Action
Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.
Card by Wolfblut
Useless
Action
You get 5 useless tokens. You can't sacrifice those for any reason.
Card by Wolfblut
Rubber
Thing
All your things which don't have any action- or thing-ability get: Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Card by Wolfblut
Mole
Reaction
Play as an answer to 1 thing getting destroyed. Destroy 5 other things of your choice instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Salesman
Thing
Search the deck for Market or Supermarket and bring it into play under your control.
X for an U
Card by Wolfblut
Longcat
Thing
This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Longcat
Thing
This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Longcat
Thing
This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Catgirl
Action
Thing & Action: 1 thing of your choice becomes a catgirl. You gain control over that thing. If you control 5 or more catgirls you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Massproduction
Action
Play 1 additional thing.
Card by Wolfblut
Dying giraffe
Thing
Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
Card by Wolfblut
Splitting the atoms
Action
You get 10 splitted atom tokens with the ability: Action: Sacrifice 2 splitted atoms tokens and 1 thing of your choice becomes 1 atom.
Card by Wolfblut
Spermwhale
Action
Choose 5 words and exchange them with other words. Every player now has to refer to the new words. (For example you say "Instead of the words card we say lion now!" Then everyone has to say lion instead of card.)
Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.
'I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM! --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Card by NinjaWarrior
Solicitor
Thing
You have to play this if you can.
You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.
"You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"
Card by Wolfblut
Backbreaker
Action
Destroy 1 thing.
Card by Wolfblut
To be in a generous mood
Action
Choose -- You draw 1 card; or you draw 4 cards and your opponents draw 2 cards.
Card by Wolfblut
Don't dally!
Reaction
If you have this card in your hand count the seconds it takes for someone to play his/her turn. Is someones turn longer than 60 seconds call the title of this card out loud and play it. The opponents turn gets aborted immediately and it's your turn now.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Artifact
Thing
Put 1 counter on artifact every 3 rounds. There can be up to 3 counters on this card.
Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.
Thing: Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.
Card by Wolfblut
Wig Factory
Thing
Things with wig counters are indestructible.
Thing: Put 1 wig counter on 1 living thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Isle of the Damned
Thing
When it comes into play you get 3 cannibal tokens which have the abilities: "Action: Rape 1 thing of your choice.
Thing & Sacrifice it: Destroy 1 thing of your choice."
Does this card get destroyed, sacrifice all cannibal tokens.

(Raping means taking control over a thing and destroying it after 3 rounds)
Card by NinjaWookiee
Jack Steele
Thing
Everytime you are destroying a thing, you may destroy 1 additional thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Billy
Thing
Billy can only be destroyed by getting raped.
If Billy gets raped you may draw up to 3 cards before that opponent takes control over Billy.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Iguana-Sperm-Sauce
Thing
Sacrifice this: Choose -- Prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed; or draw 3 cards; or play 1 action card; or play 1 thing card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fax
Action
Give someone 1 of your handcards.
Card by Wolfblut
Tits
Thing
Thing & Action: 1 player of your choice skips his/her next turn.
Card by Wolfblut
Paranoia
Thing
Choose 1 player. For the next 2 rounds only that player can be the target of anything.
Card by Wolfblut
Boost
Thing
Play up to 3 additional actions.
Card by Wolfblut
Pointless
Thing
Card by Wolfblut
Shield
Reaction
If a thing would get destroyed, prevent it.
Card by Wolfblut
Suzumiya Haruhi
Thing
Counts as player. This card is indestructible and no one can take control over it. When it gets removed from the game, shuffle it back into the deck instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Supermarket
Type
To play this you have to discard your entire handcards.
Every player draws 5 instead of 1 card.
Card by Wolfblut
Stop
Thing
Play as an answer to someone playing an action.
That players turn gets interrupted and you do your turn immediately. After your turn that other player continues right were he left off.
Card by Wolfblut
Petunia
Thing
Action: Search for an already played action card in the discard pile and play it without paying it.
Oh no, not again.
Card by NinjaWarrior