User:NinjaWookiee/Cards 101-200

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Our Infinite Deck (#101 - #200)
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Timebomb
Thing
Put a counter on it at the end of your turn. If there are 2 counters on this card its controller looses the game. Action: Give this thing to another player. Remove all counters of it.
Card by Wolfblut
Lick my ass! I'm going home.
Action
A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Zombie Tsunami
Action
If this card wasn't played in this game before: The game starts new. If this card was already played in this game: All cards in play go back to their controllers hands.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Goblin Breedingplace
Thing
Put 1 goblin token into play at the beginning of your turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Rainy Day
Action
The next 2 rounds no one can play things.
Card by Wolfblut
Master Mind
Thing
Action: Draw a card.
Card by Wolfblut
Farmerama
Action
Search the deck for "Wolfbluts mother" and put it onto play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Health Insurance
Thing
Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand. Sacrifice a thing: Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tower of sodacans
Thing
If a thing is destroyed sacrifice "Tower of sodacans" and destroy 3 randomly chosen things in play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Lavender Town Syndrome
Action
Play this card onto a thing in play. If that thing would use an ability its controller has to flip a coin. If he/she looses the ability can't be played this time. If the thing gets destroyedd bring it back into play under your control. It counts as a zombie.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Forced Exhibitionism
Action
This card is not in a card sleeve at the beginning of the game.

If you play this card choose a card that's in this game and search for it. Take the chosen card out of its sleeve and use that sleeve for "Forced Exhibitionism". After that put the chosen card back where it was. If it was in the deck, shuffle it.

Return the sleeve after the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hyperbeam
Action
Destroy up to 5 things of your choice. Skip your next turn if you don't control a pokemon card right now.
Card by Wolfblut
Louis
Thing
If "Louis" is in play nothing can be destroyed until "Louis" gets destroyed.
Why? Because he camps on rooftop-edges at counterstrike!
Card by NinjaWookiee
The monk is way cooler than me!
Action
Swap a thing in play you control with a thing in play an opponent controls.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Sexual-Harassment-Panda
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy "Pedobear", "Hypno" or "Bluedust". Action: Prevent someone from taking control of somebody elses thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Porygons Lighting Apocalypse
Action
All of the opponents thing which are in play while you play this card a considered blank and can't be sacrificed for 5 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Grim Reaper
Thing
Thing: Put 5 counter on a thing of your choice. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. If all counters are removed destroy that thing. That things controller can skip 1 turn to remove all counters and save his/her thing from getting destroyed. Action & Thing: Remove 1 thing of your choice from the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pentagram
Action
Search the deck for "Satan", "Antichrist" or "Grim Reaper" and put it in your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Konfuzius says no! Headshot!!
Reaction
If a thing would be destroyed play this card, shout its title out loud and prevent the destroying.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Resurrection
Action
Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Zombification
Action
Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile (Except for "Alice"). That thing is considered a zombie (infected by the T-Virus).
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hunter
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, put a counter on "Hunter". Remove 3 counter to destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Riddick
Thing
Can't be the first thing in play.

Can't become a Necromonger.

Action & Thing: Destroy 2 things of your choice.

If Riddick is the only thing in play, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bounty Hunter
Thing
Search for "Riddick" in the deck and bring it into play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Teacup
Action
If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Teacup
Action
If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Sun
Thing
"Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Sun
Thing
"Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Darkness
Thing
"Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Darkness
Thing
"Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
Card by NinjaWarrior
I can smell the sea!
Action
Search for a card from the deck and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Knife in, guts out
Thing
When it comes into play, choose an opponents thing. That thing is considered blank until it gets destroyed or taken back on its controllers hand. "Knife in, guts out" gets all of that thing abilities.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Followed Footsteps
Thing
Play this on a thing of your choice. You gain 1 token at the beginning of your turn which is a copy of the chosen thing. If the chosen thing or "Followed Footsteps" gets destroyed, you don´t get more of thos tokens.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Heatwave
Action
Sacrifice as many things as you want and destroy that many things of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Love The Decomposition
Action
If a player is affected by "You rot!" this player discards all of his/her cards.
Card by Wolfblut
Alice
Thing
Destroy all things that are infected by the T-Virus. Alice is immune to the T-Virus. Action: Destroy all thing that are infected by the T-Virus.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wlad Bolscheff
Thing
Thing: An opponent of your choice can't play things in his/her next turn.

Action: Play an additional thing.

Thing & Action: Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Croatian Guy
Thing
Create a new card and put it on your hand. (No card for playing "Matrix") If you control "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" too sacrifice it to play "Matrix".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Thing
If you control "The Croatian Guy" too, sacrifice "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" to play "Matrix".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Matrix
Thing
You have to control "The Croatian Guy" and sacrifice "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" to play "Matrix".

Action: Take control over a thing of your choice.

Thing: Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sacrificial Ritual
Action
Sacrifice a thing and search the deck for a thing of your choice and put it in your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Chaos Control
Action
Your opponents skip their next turns.
Card by Wolfblut
1/1 Goblin
Thing
Play "1/1 Goblin" and "A New Era!" together and shout out loud "A new era begins! 1/1 Goblin!!".

Now choose one: Your opponents skip their next 3 turns or your opponents have to discard 3 cards or you steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.

Whatever you choose, do this: Flip 3 coins. If you win 3 times, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
An New Era!
Action
Play "1/1 Goblin" and "A New Era!" together and shout out loud "A new era begins! 1/1 Goblin!!".

Now choose one: Your opponents skip their next 3 turns or your opponents have to discard 3 cards or you steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.

Whatever you choose, do this: Flip 3 coins. If you win 3 times, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Slowking
Thing
Action & Thing: A thing of your choice looses its abilities for x rounds, where x is rolled with a 6-sided dice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Unicorn
Thing
If "Unicorn" gets destroyed, all things you control at that point become indestructible.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A Medical Wonder
Thing
Discard "AIDS" or destroy 1 "Parasite".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Recycling
Action
Discard all of your cards and draw as many as you discarded that way.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Scaredy-Cat
Action
A thing of your choice gets taken back on its controllers hand.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Flame-Swordsman, the travelling whore
Thing
If you have this card on your hand, you can't draw a card this turn.

Thing: Give someone else "Flame-Sowrdsman, the travelling whore".

This card can't be played like other things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Spanish Accuracy
Reaction
If a card would be played, you can play this card and throw a dice. The opponents thing doesn't come into play now, but comes into play after x turns where x is the rolled number.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Masshysteria
Thing
You win, if you control 10 or more non-token-things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Repoman!
Thing
Sacrifice a thing: Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ivan, the fire sea urchin
Reaction
If a thing would be destroyed you can play this card to save the thing from getting destroyed and destroy a thing of that player who wanted to destroy that thing instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Green Horror
Thing
If "The Green Horror" comes into play, place 8 goblin tokens under your control into play.

Sacrifice 1 goblin token: Regenerate "The Green Horror" OR destroy a thing of your choice OR an opponent of your choice discards a card.

If there is no goblin token left, destroy "The Green Horror".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Strawberrymilk
Thing
If "Strawberrymilk" is in play, "The Green Horror" doesn't have to be destroyed if there are no goblin tokens left.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Marketplace
Thing
Everyone draws 2 instead of 1 card.
Card by Wolfblut
Normal Blank Card
Action
Create a new card and shuffle it into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Special Blank Card
Action
Create a new card and place it into your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Magic: The Gathering
Action
Copy a card of "Magic: The Gathering" and adjust it to Dvorak. For example change "Creature" and "Enchantment" to "Thing" or "Sorcery" and "Instant" to "Action".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Satan
Thing
Action & Thing: A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand. Action: An opponent of your choice discards a card of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Warrior Princess
Thing
Destroy a thing of your choice. Action & Thing: Draw 1 card and destroy a card of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Dr. Octaganopus
Reaction
If someone would play a thing you can play this card and destroy that thing. After that remove "Dr. Octaganopus" from the game and put 4 counters on it. If a thing is played remove 1 counter and destroy that thing. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Dr. Octaganopus" every player has to play a thing if possible.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Cthulhus Eye
Thing
Your opponents reveal their hand at all time.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Action
Say the title out loud and remove 3 things of your choice and this card from the game. Skip your next turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Sex with furniture pieces. What do you think of that?
Thing
This card comes into play with 3 counters on it.

You may ask any player at any time any question. If he answers wrong you may choose: Take control over a thing of your choice OR search the deck for a card and put it in your hand. Whatever you choose, remove 1 counter for every question you ask for this card.

If there are no counters left, you can't use this ability anymore.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Container of Destruction
Thing
Put a counter on this card for every thing that gets destroyed. If there are 10 or more counter on "Container of Destruction" you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
FU!!!
Reaction
If a thing of yours would be destroyed, you can play this card and prevent it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Cthulhu
Thing
Thing: A thing of your choice becomes a fishmen and you take control over it. Action: Put a Shoggoth token into play with the ability: "Sacrifice 3 fishmen: Destroy 1 thing of your choice."
Card by NinjaWookiee
Such a goddamn owl...
Thing
Look at the top 4 cards of the deck and put them back in the order of your choice. Sacrifice this card: Prevent a thing from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hatsune Miku
Thing
Search the deck for another Vocaloid card and put it in your hand.
Card by Wolfblut
Black Rock Shooter
Thing
"Hatsune Miku" can destroy 1 thing of your choice in your turn.
Card by Wolfblut
Old Spice
Action
Choose a thing. You gain control over that thing if its your turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
A Branch
Thing
If this card and "What's the difference between a swan?" are in play, that player that doesn't control any of those cards has to discard his/her cards and skip his/her next turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
What's the difference between a swan?
Thing
If this card and "A Branch" are in play, that player that doesn't control any of those cards has to discard his/her cards and skip his/her next turn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Samus Aran
Thing
If "Samus Aran" would be destroyed you could skip your next turn to prevent it. If ii would be destroyed by "Pirates" you can't use that ability.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Boost Ball
Thing
You don't need to skip your next turn to prevent "Samus Aran" from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Plasma Cannon
Thing
Thing: "Samus Aran" can destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Powerbomb
Action
You need to control "Samus Aran", "Boost Ball" and "Plasma Cannon" to play this card. Destroy all things in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Pirates
Thing
Skip your next turn: Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior


The Blues Brothers
Thing
Action: Do a concert and remove 1 thing of your choice from every opponent for 5 rounds from the game. You can use this ability every 5 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Nun
Thing
When "The Blues Brothers" do a concert put a 1000 $ counter on "The Blues Brothers". If there aren't 5 counters on it in 25 rounds, sacrifice "The Blues Brothers". If there are 5 counters in 25 rounds you win the game.

"Nun" can't be destroyed by unholy things.

If an opponent destroys one of your things, destroy one of his/her things too.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Police
Action
If the Blues Brothers qoute card is played, you can play "Police" and destroy every Blues Brothers related card in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Jakes Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
Action
Destroy "The Blues Brothers" after 4 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Sunglasses
Thing
If you control "Sunglasses" "The Blues Brothers" can use their ability every 3 rounds.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Bluesmobile
Thing
If you control "Bluesmobile" you don't need to pay an action to use "The Blues Brothers" ability.
Card by NinjaWarrior


"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
Action
If you control "The Blues Brothers", "Bluesmobile" and "Sunglasses" and you play this card, you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Evolution
Thing
If "Evolution" is in play for 15 rounds, you win the game. "Evolution" can only be destroyed by "Head&Shoulders Shampoo".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Head&Shoulders Shampoo
Thing
Destroy "Evolution".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Head&Shoulders Shampoo
Thing
Destroy "Evolution".
Card by NinjaWarrior
Fire
Thing
"Evolution"s time in play to win gets halved and rounded down.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Lin Kagumire
Thing
This card counts as an Vocaloid. If you control "Lin Kagumire" and "Ren Kagumire" you can remove 1 thing of your choice for 5 rounds once per turn of yours.
Card by Wolfblut
Ren Kagumire
Thing
This card counts as an Vocaloid. If you control "Lin Kagumire" and "Ren Kagumire" you can remove 1 thing of your choice for 5 rounds once per turn of yours.
Card by Wolfblut
Benny
Thing
"Benny" counts as a player.

Action: Steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.

Thing: Draw a card.
Card by NinjaWarrior


Dog Food
Thing
This card comes into play with 3 counters. Remove 1 counter to double "Benny"s ability.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Neptuns Shark
Thing
Action: Can fly outside of water.
Thing: 1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.
Can it fly when it rains?
Card by NinjaWarrior
I think I'm a Soto
Reaction
Play this card if you would skip a turn. Another player of your choice has to skip his/her next turn instead.
"I know how you fell." - "I think I am a Soto."
Card by NinjaWarrior
Targeting
Action
Choose up to 5 things. These things will be destroyed in x rounds, where x is the number of chosen things.
Card by Wolfblut
Boots
Thing
Only the Boots can be destroyed.
Card by Wolfblut
Copycat
Reaction
Play as an answer to an action. Copycat becomes that action.
Card by Wolfblut