Polymerization Deck
The theme of this deck is to use Polymerization to combine cards that share a keyword.
Special Rules
I promise I'll clean these rules up someday.
Polymerization combines two cards that share a keyword.
The combined thing has all text of its components.
You have to come up with a name for combined things. It's more fun that way.
If you combine cards that have the text: "Action:", "thing", "a", and "destroy", then the combined form has "Action: Destroy a thing."
Grammatical perfection is not required. "Action: opponent discard hand" would still work.
Opponents cannot be destroyed. Cards can if they are things in play.
"draw two" would not work. You would need to add "card" and "Action:". "Action: Discard two card" would not work well unless you added "opponent".
If a combined thing would be destroyed, instead the controller removes and destroys a thing from it. Example: Charizard, DragonForce, and Pikachu would be destroyed. You could remove DragonForce and still have the other two.
"Thing" is different from "Thing:"
"Sacrifice:" means "Action: Sacrifice this (just the sacrificial part) in order to..."
You do not have to use all words in the ability.
If a card's text could give it multiple abilities (Meta-Ridley and Cyberdemon, for example), it has all possible abilities.
Combined Things have all abilities of their components, but these abilities cannot be modified by quoted text.
Card List
Charizard
Thing
Fire, Dragon.
"destroy"
When Charizard comes into play, Destroy a Thing.
Bob-omb
Thing
Fire, Item.
"Sacrifice: "
Whenever this is destroyed (even if you just remove a piece), Destroy two random things.
Phoenix Wright
Thing
Fire, Lawyer.
"Eliminate"
When someone plays a card, you may negate it and send it to the bottom of the deck. You may not do this again while Phoenix is in play.
The Human Torch
Thing
Fire, Human.
"opponent"
Action: Discard a card to destroy a Forest Thing.
Balrog
Thing
Fire, Demon.
"Action:"
Anyone may discard a card to have Balrog count as Dark until the end of the turn.
Dark Magician
Thing
Dark, Wizard.
"discard"
Action: Look at the top card of the deck. If it's an action, put it into your hand.
The One Ring
Thing
Dark, Item.
"Eliminate"
This thing can never count as light.
Black Michael Jackson
Thing
Dark, Human.
"thing"
Destroy White Michael Jackson when this comes into play.
The Black Stallion
Thing
Dark, Animal.
"Sacrifice: "
You may discard a card to negate any action targeting this thing.
Ninjas!
Thing
Dark, Soldier.
"opponent"
When this thing comes into play, target opponent discards a card.
Artificial Intelligence
Thing
Electric, Mind.
"opponent"
At the end of your turn, you may draw a card.
Pikachu
Thing
Electric, Animal.
"draw"
DragonForce
Thing
Electric, Dragon.
"Action:"
Thomas Edison
Thing
Electric, Human.
"thing"
Computer
Thing
Electric, Item.
"card"
Meta Ridley
Thing
Cyber, Dragon.
"two"
Master Chief
Thing
Cyber, Soldier.
"Action:"
Mother Brain
Thing
Cyber, Mind.
"draw"
Cyberdemon
Thing
Cyber, Demon.
"three"
Bionic Arm
Thing
Cyber, Item.
"discard"
Gandalf the White
Thing
Light, Wizard.
"card"
Harvey Birdman
Thing
Light, Lawyer.
"discard"
Jedi Knight
Thing
Light, Soldier.
"destroy"
Unicorn
Thing
Light, Animal.
"Sacrifice:"
White Michael Jackson
Thing
Light, Human.
"draw"
Donkey Kong
Thing
Forest, Animal.
"destroy"
Bamboo Stick
Thing
Forest, Item.
"Action:"
Elf
Thing
Forest, Soldier.
"Sacrifice:"
Johnny Appleseed
Thing
Forest, Human.
"Draw"
Great Deku Tree
Thing
Forest, Mind.
"Five"
Pirate
Thing
Water, Soldier.
"Hand"
Jaws
Thing
Water, Animal.
"Eliminate"
Water Balloon
Thing
Water, Item.
"Sacrifice"
Loch Ness Monster
Thing
Water, Dragon.
"hand"
Black Beard
Thing
Water, Human.
"thing"
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Polymerization
Action
Combine any 2 things you control that share a keyword.
Super Polymerization
Action
Combine as many things as you want this turn.
Monomerization
Action
Completely decombine a thing.
Trade
Action
Give an opponent a thing you control, then take an equal sized thing from that opponent.
Polymeric Decay
Action
Remove a thing from each combined thing.
I Love Duct Tape
Action
Combine two things you control, even if uncompatible.
Size Matters
Action
If a player controls a size six or greater thing, whoever has the biggest one wins!
Techno Blend
Action
Combine a Cyber and an Electric Thing.
Flash Blend
Action
Combine an Electric and a Light Thing.
Life Blend
Action
Combine a Light and a Forest Thing.
Nature Blend
Action
Combine a Forest and a Water Thing.
Swamp Blend
Action
Combine a Water and a Dark Thing.
Hellfire Blend
Action
Combine a Dark and a Fire Thing.
Forge Blend
Action
Combine a Fire and a Cyber Thing.
Renew
Action
Shuffle this and the discard pile into the deck.
Draw a card.
Shatter Bolt
Action
Destroy a Thing. If it was combined, remove an additional piece.
Polymorphization
Action
Choose a thing. Reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. Destroy the chosen thing and replace it with the drawn one. If the chosen thing was combined, do this once for each piece. The result is combined regardless of compatibility.
Polymeric Mastery
Thing
noncombinable.
Action: Combine two things you control that share a keyword.