Chippy's deck

Chippy's deck
Designer	ChippyYYZ
Date	19/05/2008
Players	3+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Chippy's Deck

This is something I put together after learning about Dvorak. Some of the cards are adapted from elsewhere (like Stalin's Might), but most of them are my ideas. And just for the record, Mr. Lowery is my Band Teacher.

Special Rules

Equipment

Equipment things must be played onto another thing. The equipment is then stuck there until it or the equipped thing is destroyed or removed from play. Equipment is always under the control of whoever owns the equipped thing.

New Rules

New Rules are things that do not belong to anyone and cannot be equipped. Only cards that target rules can affect them.

Modifications

The card called Modifications cannot be used to mess with Win\Lose. At All. Contractions such as "can't" are one word. Numbers in digit form are not words. If there are multiple cards by that name, all are affected.

Points

Most things have a point value in the upper right corner. While they are in play, they are worth that many points for whoever controls them.

Card List

+10

Blue Eyes White Dragon

Thing

You must destroy at least 10 points of things you control when you play this.
Action: Eliminate an opponent!

Card by Chippy

Postpone Judgement

Action

Destroy all things that say Win, Lose, or Eliminate. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that say the above.

Card by Chippy

El Kabong!

Action

You may only play this card if you are a True Guitar Hero.
Eliminate a Player!

Card by Chippy

+4

Rum

Thing

If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?"
If you do, draw a card.

Card by Chippy

Encore

Action

This card is a copy of the last action played.
(Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.)

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Menergy

Thing - New Rule

At the beginning of a male player's turn, he may draw an extra card. If he doesn't, he may play an extra action or thing this turn.

Card by Chippy

-2

Pilferers For Hire

Thing

Action: Take control of a thing.
At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player.

Card by Chippy

XY Transmogrification

Action

Choose any number of players. For the duration of the game, their genders are changed.

Card by Chippy

Draw 2

Thing - New Rule

At the beginning of a player's turn, they draw 2 cards instead of 1.

Card by Chippy

-3

Fascism

Thing

Action: Take control of a thing.
Thing: Take control of a thing.
When you control more than 7 things, you Win!

Card by Chippy

Advanced Reconaissance

Action

Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put any of them on top or bottom of the deck in any order.

Card by Chippy

I Am Spartacus

Action

Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.

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I Am Spartacus

Action

Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.

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I Am Spartacus

Action

Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.

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I Am Spartacus

Action

Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.

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I Am Spartacus

Action

Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.

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I Am Spartacus

Action

Take a thing from each player.
You may play this card in response to another I Am Spartacus. If you do, negate theirs. Take an extra thing from any one who was negated this way.

Card by Chippy

Electrostatic Bolt

Action

An opponent discards 2 cards.

Card by Chippy

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Duplicate

Thing - Shapeshifter

Right before you play Duplicate, it becomes a copy of a thing in play.

Card by Chippy

+2

Rocket Launcher

Thing - Equipment

Equipped thing has
"Action: Destroy a thing."

Card by Chippy

End of the Game

Action

If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!

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End of the Game

Action

If a player has 15 or more points and 5 more than anyone else, They Win!

Card by Chippy

Anarchy

Action

Destroy all new rules.

Card by Chippy

+2

Second Hand Store

Thing

Your maximum hand size is doubled.

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Meltdown

Action

Discard a card. Everyone else discards two.

Card by Chippy

+5

Form of the Mime

Thing

If you talk, destroy Form of the Mime.

Card by Chippy

+25

Cursed Aztec Gold

Thing

You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.

Card by Chippy

Girl Power

Thing - New Rule

At the beginning of a female player's turn, she may draw an extra card. If she doesn't, she may play an extra action or thing this turn.

Card by Chippy

Trust Me, You're Not Spartacus.

Action

Play this anytime. Anyone who claimed to be Spartacus this turn must discard their hand if they didn't control Spartacus.

Card by Chippy

+3

Ladies' Knight

Thing

Things you control that aren't Ladies' Knight cannot be destroyed.
This comes into play with 2 shining armor counters on it. If it would be destroyed, remove a counter instead.
Only play this card if you are female.

Card by Chippy

+3

Lights

Thing

If you control things named Lights and Camera, you may play an extra action each turn if you say "Lights, Camera, Action!" when you play it.

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+2

Mr. Clean

Thing

This comes into play with 3 counters on it.
At any time, you may remove a counter from Mr. Clean to render any card totally blank except for "Type - Subtype". A blanked card will return to normal when it goes back to the deck.
Action and Thing: Put a counter on Mr. Clean.

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Arms Race

Action

Each person may play a thing.

Card by Chippy

Ultimate Nuclear Detonation

Action

Destroy all things and New Rules.

Card by Chippy

EXP

Level Up!

thing

Whenever you play a card, put an EXP counter on Level Up.
Your Maximum hand size is increased by 1 for every 3 EXP, to a maximum of +5.
This card is worth 1 point for each EXP counter.

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Raindrops on Roses

Action

Search the deck for a thing and play it.
This card counts as playing an Action and a Thing

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Astonishing Sexiness

Action

Your Astonishing Sexiness allows you to control an opponent's next turn. If they are the same sex as you, this card does nothing.

Card by Chippy

+10

Mysterious Ticking Noise

Thing - Equipment

This comes into play with 10 counters on it. At the beginning of each turn, remove one.
This card is worth 1 less point for each counter.
When this has no counters, Equipped thing's controller is Eliminated!
And destroy the equipped thing, too.

Card by Chippy

Modifications

Action

Play this anytime. Choose a card whose text you can see. For the remainder of the game, that card's text is modified as follows:
You may add, delete, or change any single word.

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Brainfreeze

Action

Everyone discards their hand and draws a card.

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The Wrath of Mr. Lowery

Action

Destroy all things controlled by a player. All players must vote on the target player. Only you may change your vote and you cannot be voted for.

Card by Chippy

Fatal Circuitry Flaw

Thing - Equipment

You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it.
Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.

Card by Chippy

Ice Blast

Action

Target Player loses a turn.

Card by Chippy

+5

Spartacus

Thing

No one else can play I Am Spartacus.
If you play I Am Spartacus, destroy Spartacus and the end of your turn.

Card by Chippy

+8

Eastern Europe

Thing

Card by Chippy

Gimme That!

Action

Look at an opponent's hand. Take a card and play it.

Card by Chippy

Nirvana

Thing - Not a Band

Nirvana cannot be destroyed.
If you have no cards in your hand and no other things in play, You Win!

Card by Chippy

Sic Semper Tyrannis

Action

If a player has more points than anyone else, that player destroys thing he controls until this is no longer the case.

Card by Chippy's Brother

+3

Birthday Party

Thing

When you play Birthday Party, each opponent searches the deck for a card and adds it to your hand.

Card by Chippy

+2

Google

Thing

Whenever you would draw a card, you may discard 2 cards instead. If you do, search the deck for 3 cards. The next player chooses one of them and puts it in your hand. Discard the other two.

Card by Chippy

+5

Newborn Baby

Thing

Anyone who destroys this is a horrible, terrible person. Eliminate them!

Card by Chippy

Gotta Catch'em All!

Action

If you control all things in play and at least 4, you Win!

Card by Chippy

"Band Ten Hut!"

Action

You must say "Band Ten Hut!" as you play this. The last opponent to say "Go!" must destroy 3 things he controls. If everyone says it at about the same time, nothing happens.
(This card is Lowery-related.)

Card by Chippy

Lightning-Quick Robbery

Action

Play this only when someone plays a card. prevent it from being played and put it in your hand.

Card by Chippy

Guitar Solo

Action

You may only play this if you are a True Guitar Hero.
You may play 10 extra actions/things this turn.

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Edict of Mr. Lowery

Action

Search the deck for a New Rule and play it.

Card by Chippy

+4

Marijuana

Thing

If everyone has controlled Marijuana since it was last played, Everyone Wins!

Card by Chippy's Brother

Breathtaking Sexiness

Action

All players of the opposite sex lose a turn.

Card by Chippy

+1

Copycat

Thing - Equipment

Equipped thing has all "Action:" and similiar abilities of all things in play.

Card by Chippy

+6

Santa's Workshop

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a toy token that is worth 1 point into play for each opponent and give those toys to them while saying "Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Card by Chippy

Borrow Without Permission

Action

Gain control of a thing.

Card by Chippy

Infinity Energy Blast Wave of Utter Annhialation and Destruction

Action

Destroy a thing.

Card by Chippy

+6

The Guitar of Heroes

Thing

You are a True Guitar Hero.

Card by Chippy

+3

Gentleman's Club

Thing - the wooden kind of club

Action: Destroy a thing.
Play this only if you are male.

Card by Chippy

+2

X-Ray Goggles

thing

At any time, you may look at a player's hand. If that player is not the same sex, they may destroy this.

Card by Chippy

I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists

Action

Draw 3 cards. You have no maximum hand size this turn.

Card by Kevan, adapted from Time Cube deck

+1

The Finger

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may give an opponent The Finger (This finger). That player discards a card.

Card by Chippy

+3

Camera

Thing

Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand.

Card by Chippy

Lottery Ticket

Action

Roll two dice. On a 7, you Win!

Card by Chippy

Temporary Insanity

Action

Target player must play one random card next turn.

Card by Chippy

+5

Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer

Thing

If this is in your hand at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn, wherever it is.
Thing: Eliminate a player!

Card by Chippy

The Infinity Vortex

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and place it underneath The Infinity Vortex. These cards are not considered "in play".
If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.

Card by Chippy

+1

Armor Plating

Thing - Equipment

If equipped thing would be destroyed, destroy Armor Plating instead.

Card by Chippy

Backwards

Thing - New Rule

Play order is reversed, and the beginning and end of turns are switched.
Yes, the turn you play this has two beginnings and no end.

Card by Chippy

Proletariat Revolution

Action

If a player has more points than everyone else combined and at least twice as many as 2nd place, eliminate them!

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Hurricane Bob

Action

Randomly rearrange everyone's things so that each player has as many as they did.

Card by Chippy

+2

The United Nations Building

Thing

This belongs to all players. Cards cannot be played unless they target the UN building or everyone agrees on it.

Card by Kevan, adapted by Chippy

Play 3

Thing - New Rule

Players may play an extra action or thing each turn.

Card by Chippy

Mind Explosion

Action

Draw 2 cards or each opponent discards a card.

Card by Chippy

Spam Attack

Action

Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four.

Card by Kevan, borrowed by Chippy

This New Rule Sucks

Action

Destroy a New Rule.

Card by Chippy

Vicious Balance

Action

Everyone but the player with the fewest cards discards cards randomly until everyone has the same number of cards.

Card by Chippy

Energy Drink

Action

You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Take another turn, then skip your next turn.

Card by Chippy

Limited Options

Thing - New Rule

At the beginning of each player's turn, before drawing a card, that player sets aside his hand and chooses a random card from it. He gets his hand back at the end of the turn.

Card by Chippy

+10

Jordan

Thing

When you play Jordan, you Lose unless you are a True Guitar Hero indeed.
Action: You Win!

Card by Chippy

Stalin's Might

Action

Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. If you have done both using this card, you Win!

Card by Pongo, Adapted by Chippy

Staring Contest

Thing

Use this card's ability only if it has no counters. Action: Look an opponent in the eyes. Your faces must be about 3 inches apart. The first one to blink, break eye contact, or laugh, loses the contest. If you win, put a victory counter worth +5 on this card. If you lose put a defeat counter worth -5 on this card.

Card by Chippy

Dumpster Diving

Action

Add one of the three bottom cards of the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Chippy

+1

The Thing

thing

Card by Chippy

+3

Blast Furnace

Thing

At any time, you may destroy a thing you control other than Blast Furnace and draw a card.

Card by Chippy

+3

Black Lotus

Thing

At any time, you may choose a color and put 3 (color) mana tokens worth +1 each into play. Destroy Black Lotus.

Card by Zaratustra, adapted by Chippy

+1

The Giant Egg

Thing

When you play this, sit on it. if you ever stop sitting on it, it's ability cannot be used while it remains in play.
Action: Put a Hatch counter on the Giant Egg. If it has 3 counters, You Win!

Card by Chippy

Max Hand Size 3

Thing - New Rule

Maximum hand size is now 3.

Card by Chippy

+5

Lowery's Seal of Approval

Thing - Equipment

Equipped thing and Mr. Lowery's Seal are indestructible. You and your things cannot be negatively affected by Lowery-related cards.

Card by Chippy

Handshaking

Action

Shuffle everyone's hands together and deal everyone a new hand.

Card by Chippy

Memo From Your Future Self: "Don't Do It!"

Thing

When someone plays something, you may destroy this and send their card to the discard pile. It has no effect.

Card by Chippy

+4

Time Cube

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy Time Cube. If you do, take 3 extra beginnings of your turn, play up to 6 extra actions or things, and 3 extra ends of your turn.

Card by Chippy

+2

Mystery Box

Thing

If this is destroyed, draw a card and play it.

Card by Kevan, adapted from Putting Things on Top of Other Things deck

Cluttered Thinking

Action

Each opponent discards a random card for each thing he controls.

Card by Chippy

Superweapon Research

Action

Search the deck for all of the following and put them on top of the deck in random order: The Guitar of Heroes, Blue Eyes White Dragon, Mjolnir, Both End of the Games, Mysterious Ticking Noise, Fascism, Time Cube, The Giant Egg, Proletariat Revolution, Modifications, Gotta Catch'em All!

Card by Chippy