Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1001-1100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1001-1100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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S3

Solar Panel

Thing

At the beginning of a turn of yours where the light of the sun touches Solar Panel, gain 2 Energy tokens. Other players cannot block the sun's light.
Action: Destroy X Energy tokens you control and play X Actions.

#1001

Card by Corrigan

Pfx

Post-

Thing

Play onto a Thing. That Thing adds "Post" to the beginning of the first word in its title. When the card with Post- on it is destroyed, put a copy of it into the draw pile.

#1002

Card by Corrigan

Sfx

-ism

Thing

Play onto a tangible Thing. That Thing adds "ism" to the end of the last word in its title and is now an abstract Thing and cannot be destroyed by tangible Things.

#1003

Card by Corrigan

3x

Multiplier

Action

Make two copies of target card in your hand and put them in your hand. You may destroy 5 Things you control; if you do, add the text "You may take an extra Action the turn you play this" to the bottom of the copies.

#1004

Card by Bucky

Token Fun Pack

Thing

Action:Destroy this. You gain three Tokens of types of your choice and one token of a type of each opponent's choice.

#1005

Card by Bucky

50% Off

Thing

All numbers referred to in digit form are considered to be halved.

#1006

Card by Zaratustra

P8

Arson

Action

Hold a lit match or lighter up to target Thing. Once it catches fire, wave it out. Any blackened or burnt-off parts are considered to not exist.

---

Fire is my only friend.

#1007

Card by Corrigan

H2

Shockwave

Action

Put a coin on each corner of this card. Put Shockwave in the middle of the table. With your finger, flick each coin away from its corner. Any Things touched by a coin are destroyed.

#1008

Card by Corrigan

F2

Token Minority

Thing

The player who controls the fewest tokens draws 2 cards each turn.

---

See? We got a black guy! We're not racists!

#1009

Card by Corrigan

Three's the Charm

Action

Draw two cards and mark somewhere that this card has been played. Whoever plays this card for the third time wins the game.

---

"I shall succeed where you have failed!"

#1010

Card by GreenLiquid

Greatest Ploy Ever

Action-Ploy

Players must immediately reverse their hands so that the other players can see their cards but they cannot. When drawing cards, players may not see the card themselves. When playing a card, once they have seen the card's text, they must play the card if able. This condition can only be reverted if Greatest Ploy Ever is played again.

#1011

Card by GreenLiquid

Coupon Cozen

Thing-Arbitrary

This Thing counts as two Things for the purpose of cards that care about how many Things a player has/are in play.

---

"Cannot be used in conjunction with any other offers... well, I'll cut you a break this time."

#1012

Card by GreenLiquid

The Fantastic Four

Thing-Collective

Put 4 Member counters on this Thing. Whenever this card would be destroyed, remove a Member counter from it and erase one this Thing's Actions. Action: Flip 2 coins & destroy 1 Thing for each head. Action: Your Things can't be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn. Action: Use a Thing's Action ability. Action: Discard 1 card & destroy 1 Thing.

#1013

Card by Corrigan

XD

'X'-treme Dvorak

Thing

Hand size is infinity for all players. On their turn, each player draws 4 cards. Each player may play 3 cards per turn, regardless of their type.

---

"Extreeeeeme!"

#1014

Card by Corrigan

Pfx

Anti-

Thing

Play onto a Thing and 'Anti' to the beginning of its name. Invert all key words in its text. ('destroy' becomes 'return from the discard pile', etc.)

#1015

Card by Corrigan

Game-balance Committee

Thing

Action: Ignore all of target Thing's text until the end of your next turn.

#1016

Card by Bucky

Decay

Action

Remove target sentence from a card.

---

Time is the ultimate equalizer.

#1017

Card by Bucky

The Bucky Response

Action

Remove all text from target Thing. Remove it from the game at the end of the turn.

---

If a card's too broken, just refuse to play with it.

#1018

Card by Bucky

Art Attack

Action

Give each player X sticky notes, where X is the number of Things he/she controls. Each player has X8 seconds to create a relevant, legible image for each Thing they control and stick it onto the respective Thing. If a player is unable, he/she discards their hand and does not draw cards for X turns.

#1019

Card by Corrigan

Rats

Thing-Collective

Put 5 Rat counters on this card. Whenever this card would be destroyed, remove a Rat counter from it instead. When this Thing has 0 Rat counters on it, it is destroyed. Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw X-2 cards, where X is the number of Rat counters on this card.

#1020

Card by Corrigan

Sfx

-omatic

Thing

Play onto a Thing with an Action ability and add 'omatic' to the end of its title. That Thing is now mechanical. It uses its Action ability every turn of yours and does not cost an Action.

#1021

Card by Corrigan

Wand of Polymorph

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, and replace it with a Thing from your hand.

#1022

Card by Kevan

Wand of Taming

Thing

Action: Gain control of a living Thing.

#1023

Card by Kevan

Wand of Create Monster

Thing

Action: A chosen opponent must play a Thing from their hand, or reveal their hand to show no Thing cards.

#1024

Card by Kevan

2S

Double Standard

Thing

You cannot play Things and your opponents cannot play Actions.

#1025

Card by Corrigan

C

Cheers!

Action

All players increase their hand size by 3.

#1026

Card by Corrigan

N2

Pity

Thing

Whenever a Thing would be destroyed by a targeting Thing or Action, its owner may weep to negate the destruction.

---

Have a heart.

#1027

Card by Corrigan

Hatchery

Thing

Action: Destroy a token, then reveal and discard cards from the deck until you reveal a Thing - put that Thing into play in place of the token.

#1028

Card by Kevan

Petrifying Gaze

Action

Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Statue token.

#1029

Card by Kevan

Overlord

Thing

Action: Put a Minion token into play. Action: If you control more Minion tokens than the number of non-Token Things in play, destroy a Thing.

#1030

Card by Kevan

Stockpiles

Thing

All your tokens gain the text "Action: Destroy this and draw a card."

#1031

Card by Bucky

5B

Proxy

Thing

Action: Discard an Action. This ability has the same effect as that Action.

#1032

Card by Bucky

C2

Sea Cucumber

Thing

When this Thing is destroyed, put 2 copies of it into play under your control.

#1033

Card by Corrigan

Autographed Jersey

Thing

Play this card onto a Thing. When the Thing with this card would be destroyed by a Thing, you may prevent its destruction by attaching this card to the enemy Thing.

---

"Of course it's real!"

#1034

Card by Corrigan

Meteor Shower

Action

Take 15 poker chips or similarly-sized flat objects and throw them onto the table. Destroy any Thing it touches. If any chips touch the discard pile, remove that many cards from the game, beginning from the top. If any touch the draw pile, put that many cards into the discard pile, beginning at the bottom.

#1035

Card by Corrigan

Invisible Hand

Action

If your hand is empty after playing this card, draw five cards.

#1036

Card by Kevan

The Lord of the Xerox

Thing

Whenever a player duplicates a card, they must put a card from their hand into yours. When this card would be destroyed, flip a coin and prevent the destruction if it comes up tails.

---

You do NOT copy reports without my permission.

#1037

Card by Corrigan

Toxic Cloud of Venomous Death-Poison

Action

Destroy all organisms in play.

---

There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have. Seriously.

#1038

Card by Corrigan

Couch

Thing

Action: Put a Thing with an Action ability on this card.
Action: Remove a Thing from this card.
For every turn a Thing spends on this turn, put a Rest counter on it. A Thing can remove X Rest counters from it and use its Action ability X times. While a Thing is on Couch, it cannot use its Action ability.

#1039

Card by Corrigan

52 Card Pickup

Action

Every player discards their hand.

#1040

Card by Kevan

Rummage

Thing

Whenever you draw a card, you may give it to an opponent to draw another card instead.

#1041

Card by Kevan

Tower of Hubris

Thing

If Tower of Hubris is in play at the start of your turn, you win the game. If the Tower leaves play or leaves your control, you lose the game.

#1042

Card by Kevan

S3

Schroedinger's Cat

Thing

The next time a player plays a card or uses a Thing's Action ability, destroy Schroedinger's Cat and eliminate that player.

---

C'mon, aren't you tempted a little bit?

#1043

Card by Corrigan

O3

Blind

Action

Randomly pick a player; that player must play with his/her eyes shut until the beginning of your next turn.

---

Blaan-ded by the light!

#1044

Card by Corrigan

Defibrillator

Thing

Action: Put the top card in the discard pile in your hand if it was in the discard pile for fewer than 3 turns.

#1045

Card by Corrigan

Bubble Shield

Thing

Opponents may not play Actions that would affect your hand or your Things, and you may not play Actions except for Bubble Shield's Action. Action: Return Bubble Shield to your hand.

#1046

Card by Kevan

Prize Conveyor Belt

Action

Draw and reveal cards until you decide to stop, or until you have revealed ten. Take the last card you revealed and put it into your hand; discard the rest.

#1047

Card by Kevan

Carousel Room

Thing

Players may not play cards normally. As an Action, they may reveal a card at random from their hand, and play it.

#1048

Card by Kevan

3D

Magnetic Wall

Thing

All metal Things are under your control they and all have erased text.

#1049

Card by Corrigan

4L

Aggressive Swear Jar

Thing

Whenever a player cusses (vote if unsure), destroy a random Thing under his/her control.

---

"You could just as easily say 'darn', you know."

#1050

Card by Corrigan

Closest to Mao as We Can Get With One Card

Thing

When a player's hand is empty (but not on the turn this card is played), they win. When a player asks a question, all other players must say "Nice question, thank you for asking". Players can't talk unless one first says 'point of order', then all players put down their hands and cease play. When players are done talking, one must say 'end point of order'.

#1051

Card by Corrigan

Simon Says

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, they may say 'Simon says play a Thing' or 'Simon says play an Action'. If the next player does not play a card of that type by the end of their own turn, they are eliminated.

#1052

Card by Kevan

Malfunction

Action

Play in response to a Thing using its Action ability. Destroy that Thing, and its Action ability has no effect.

#1053

Card by Kevan

Heist

Action

Gain control of a Thing belonging to an opponent. That opponent may then play any number of cards from their hand.

#1054

Card by Kevan

A4

Andy Warhol

Thing

Action: Create a copy of one of your Things, except the copy's colour cannot be the same as the original card's colour. If you copy the same card more than once, each copy must be a different colour.

---

"I call it 'Red Shot Tollbooth'."

#1055

Card by Corrigan

Artistic Pressure

Thing

Each player, after drawing a card, must create a new card that the majority approves of. The same card may not be created more than once, and no cards can be copies of pre-existing cards.

#1056

Card by Corrigan

B2

Evil Snowman

Thing

When this Thing is destroyed, gain 3 Water tokens. Each Water token has 'Action: Destroy this and play a Thing from your hand.'
Action: Roll a six-sided die and destroy target Thing on a roll of 4 or lower.

#1057

Card by Corrigan

SPFPSDW

Permanency

Action

Target Player's next Action becomes a Thing: every turn after it's played, it will be replayed with the same targets and effects.

#1058

Card by Zaratustra (Spellcaster deck)

PP

Surrender

Action

Forfeit the game. Do not perform this gesture accidentally.

#1059

Card by Zaratustra (Spellcaster deck)

Poverty Riot

Action

If you control no Things, destroy 5 Things.
If you control the fewest Things of any player, destroy 2 Things.

#1060

Card by Corrigan

Chameleon Bigot

Thing

Once per turn (including those of your opponents), you may change this card's colour. This doesn't cost an Action.
Action: Destroy a Thing whose colour is different from Chameleon Bigot's colour.

#1061

Card by Corrigan

Beehive

Thing-Collective

This Thing comes into play with 20 Bee counters on it. When this Thing has 0 Bee counters on it, destroy it. When Beehive would normally be destroyed, destroy 2 Bee counters instead. Action: Create a Honey token if you have 2 or more Bee counters. Action: Destroy a Honey token and put a Bee counter on this Thing.

#1062

Card by Corrigan

Insurance Policy

Thing

If a Thing you control is destroyed or leaves your control, put it back into play under your control at the end of the turn. At the start of each of your turns, you must discard a card or destroy Insurance Policy.

#1063

Card by Kevan

Mafia

Action

Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand. If you discard this card on an opponent's turn, or if an opponent views your hand with this card in it, you lose the game.

#1064

Card by Kevan

Golden Goose

Action

Either draw four cards and give this card to an opponent, or draw a single card.

#1065

Card by Kevan

Impermanency

Thing

Things are played as Actions. Any 'Action:' clauses on Things are enacted upon being played.

#1066

Card by Zaratustra

A Subtle Commentary

Action

Destroy a non-Thing.

#1067

Card by Zaratustra

A Blunt Commentary

Action

Play only if target opponent controls a card with 'Destroy a Thing' in the rules text. That opponent has to eat it.

#1068

Card by Zaratustra

Train Roof Shootout

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, return all Things they control to their hand.

#1069

Card by Kevan

My Turn Now

Action

Play in response to an opponent using the Action ability of a Thing. Gain control of that Thing.

#1070

Card by Kevan

Charity Drive

Action

Each player must give a Thing they control to another player.

#1071

Card by Kevan

Survivor Elimination

Action

Each player writes down the name of another player on a slip of paper. All players then reveal their slips of paper simultaneously. Eliminate the player whose name appears on the most slips.

#1072

Card by Corrigan

Urgency

Thing

On all cards other than this one, replace the word 'may' with 'must'.

#1073

Card by Corrigan

Achilles' Heels

Thing

Each player writes down the name of a Thing they control (keeping it a secret). When a Thing whose name was written down is destroyed, its controller is eliminated.

#1074

Card by Corrigan

Tit for Tat

Thing

Whenever any player plays an Action, any other player may play an Action for free, immediately afterwards.

#1075

Card by Kevan

Everyone Loves Einstein

Action

Say X of Albert Einstein's famous sayings and draw X cards. You cannot use the same one multiple times. If a player proves that any of the sayings were not by Einstein, you discard 3 cards.

#1076

Card by Corrigan

King of the Beggars

Thing

While this card is in play, all other players have a hand size of 1 and you have a hand size of 2.

---

"He's a wealthy man. He has a baseball cap and a toque."

#1077

Card by Corrigan

13

Black Cat

Thing

Whenever a card effect involving chance (including random selection) is used, it always comes out in the worst possible way for the player using the effect or controlling the card.

#1078

Card by Corrigan

Capture the Flag

Thing

Put a Flag token into play under an opponent's control, and end your turn. If you gain control of an opponent's Flag token, you win the game. If an opponent gains control of this card, you lose the game.

#1079

Card by Kevan

King of the Hill

Thing

Whenever this comes into play or changes owner, put five Tick tokens into play, then destroy any Tick tokens in excess of five. At the start of your turn, destroy a Tick token. When there are no Tick tokens in play, you win the game.

#1080

Card by Kevan

Sudden Death

Thing

Whenever an Action targets a Thing, destroy that Thing.

#1081

Card by Kevan

Summon

Action

Play a Thing from your hand.

#1082

Card by Corrigan

Patience Test

Action

When you play this card, do not reveal that you have played it until after the following occurs: Repeatedly poke target player on the arm (slowly, and no gouging) until they tell you to stop or you have poked them 15 times. You draw 15-X cards, where X is the number of times you poked the player. That player then draws X cards.

#1083

Card by Corrigan

Dot Com Bubble

Thing

Play this card in the middle of the table; it is neutral. When this card is played, each player puts X Things they control on it. When Dot Com Bubble is destroyed, all the Things on it are destroyed too. If, after 5 turns, Dot Com Bubble isn't destroyed, each player draws 2X cards and Dot Com Bubble is destroyed, but the Things on it are returned to their controllers.

#1084

Card by Corrigan

Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Thing

Action: Destroy all Portal tokens, then put a Portal token into play under any player's control. Action: Give control of a Thing you control to a player who controls a Portal token. Destroy a Thing that they control.

#1085

Card by Kevan

Weighted Companion Cube

Thing

Play into the control of an opponent. At the end of each of their turns, they must reveal their hand; if they had a card that could have been played to destroy the Cube, they lose the game.

#1086

Card by Kevan

Ditto

Thing - Pokemon

You may consider this cards creator to be the same as the creator of a chosen card on the table.

#1087

Card by Kyevan

Attachment

Thing

You may play this on an opponent.
Whenever your hand is not touching your hand, hand a card from your hand to your hand. I mean opponent.

#1088

Card by Zaratustra

Knight of Autumn

Thing

Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy target Thing if it is not red, yellow or orange on a roll of 5 or lower.

#1089

Card by Corrigan

December's Guardian

Thing

Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy target Thing if it is not blue, purple or black on a roll of 5 or lower.

#1090

Card by Corrigan

Corduroy Warrior

Thing

Only a player wearing an article of clothing with corduroy on it can control this card.
Action: Destroy a Thing controlled by a player not wearing an article of clothing with corduroy on it.

---

"Remember the Seventies!"

#1091

Card by Corrigan

sudo rm -rf /

Action

One opponent of your choice must think of a reasonably common English word. If you can guess this word within three tries, all Things are destroyed, all hands are discarded, and everyone draws a new hand.

---

I told you password was a bad password!

#1092

Card by Kyevan

Card That Seems Useless But Could Rock in the Right Situation

Thing

On all cards other than this one, replace 'destroy a Thing' with 'destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent'.

---

It seems arbitrary, I know, but it could devastate your opponents in a combo. That's what these kinds of cards are for.

#1093

Card by Corrigan

"Butler!"

Action

Look at the top X cards in the draw pile, where X is the number of players. Give each player a card for their hand, with you deciding which one for each player.

---

I could have made it a Thing, but I feel like I should add more Actions.

#1094

Card by Corrigan

Nathan Explosion

Thing

While you control this card, you must speak in a deep, gravelly and menacing voice. If you don't, destroy Nathan Explosion. Whenever one of your organisms is destroyed, draw a card. Your hand size is 5+X, where X is the number of black Things you control.
Action: Destroy target non-black organism.

#1095

Card by Corrigan

Booby Trap

Action

Play in response to a Thing being destroyed, if you played that Thing during your last turn. It stays in play, and you may destroy up to four Things instead.

#1096

Card by Kevan

There Can Be Only One

Thing

If two or more copies of this Thing are ever in play, all players with a copy of this thing lose.

#1097

Card by Kyevan

Zombie With a Chainsaw

Thing

Each turn, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, destroy a random living Thing (this Thing is not living). If it comes up tails, destroy Zombie With a Chainsaw. These do not count as Actions.

#1098

Card by Corrigan

C3

Orange Juice

Thing

Action: Destroy Orange Juice and look through the draw pile until you find a card with the letter C in its cornervalue or you have looked through 30 cards. If you find a card with a C in its cornervalue, put it in your hand.

#1099

Card by Corrigan

Myphenitic Energies

Thing

You may destroy this card at any time in order to add 1 to any number (in words or figures) on any card in play for the rest of the turn. That includes Actions.

#1100

Card by Depressi