Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 9001-9100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 9001-9100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
Print this deck Generate MUSHcode Generate Lackey export
This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page.

Previous Page (8901-9000) | Next Page (9101-9200)

8M

Movement

Thing

Whenever you play an Action, you may return target Thing you control to your hand.

#9001

Card by ChippyYYZ

7

Countess

Action - Royal

You must play this card immediately if you also hold the King or a Prince.

---

Adapted from Love Letter

#9002

Card by Binarius

8

Princess

Action - Royal

You win if you control the Love Letter. Otherwise, you are eliminated.

---

Adapted from Love Letter

#9003

Card by Binarius

Love Letter

Thing

When this enters play for the first time, shuffle 5 copies of Guard; 2 copies of Priest, Baron, Handmaid, and Prince; and 1 copy of King, Countess, and Princess (#8990-9003) together with this and put them on top of the draw pile. Each opponent draws a card. Draw two cards and play one of them.

#9004

Card by Binarius

7M

Take Notes

Action

Draw a card, discard a card, and gain up to three tokens that have the same names as different Things in the discard pile.

#9005

Card by Bucky

8M

Ancient Codex

Thing - Book

This Thing's text has the text of the bottom three Things of the discard pile appended to it, with self-references changed to refer to the Ancient Codex and references to specific types of Things changed to refer to Books instead.

#9006

Card by Bucky

0M

Chamber Maid

Action - Attendant

Borrow target non-person Thing from another player or the discard pile for the rest of the turn. You may take an extra Action this turn.

---

Don't mind me, I'm just tidying up.

#9007

Card by Bucky

8P

Populate

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until one Thing has been revealed for each player. Each player, starting with you, puts one of those Things into play under their control.

#9008

Card by ChippyYYZ

1R

ReGenerator

Thing

Once during your turn, you may spend an Energy token to put the top card of the discard pile on top of the deck.
At the end of your turn, gain an Energy token if a card entered the discard pile this turn.

#9009

Card by ChippyYYZ

8N

Nova Seed

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, rotate this card 90˚ clockwise.
When this card completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile, gain 4 Energy tokens, and draw two cards.

#9010

Card by ChippyYYZ

It's Over 9000!

Action

Draw 9 cards, then discard 9 cards. If you drew any cards indexed after 9000 in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive, you may play one of them and discard one fewer.

#9011

Card by Binarius

Server

Thing

Action: Gain control of target food or electronic Thing.

#9012

Card by Binarius

Reanimated Abomination

Thing

When this enters play, replace this sentence with the ruletexts of the top two animate Things in the discard pile, with self-references changed to refer to Reanimated Abomination. This destroys itself at the end of your first full turn in control of it.

#9013

Card by Binarius

0N

No Poaching

Thing

Whenever an opponent destroys one or more other Things you control, draw a card.

#9014

Card by ChippyYYZ

2C

Combat Lesson

Action

Target opponent chooses target Thing of their choice that you don't control. That opponent gains control of this Action. Destroy that Thing and draw a card.

#9015

Card by ChippyYYZ

6A

Alchemical Treaty

Action

Draw three cards and gain a Token of any type. Each opponent draws a card and gains three Tokens of the type of their choice.

#9016

Card by ChippyYYZ

1N

Sneaky Impersonator

Reaction Thing

Play in resposne to an opponent playing a Thing. The contents of that Thing's text fields are prepended to this Thing's corresponding text fields until this leaves play.

---

Name, cornervalue and flavor text included!

#9017

Card by Bucky

2N

Generous Impersonator

Reaction Thing

Play into an opponent's control in resposne to them playing a Thing, and draw cards until your hand is full. This acts as an extra copy of that Thing until this leaves play.

#9018

Card by Bucky

3N

Echo Boost

Reaction

Play in response to another player's Action card. They take that Action again. You draw cards until your hand is full.

#9019

Card by Bucky

Gift Card

Thing

When you would be required to spend a number of Money tokens up to 5, you may destroy Gift Card instead. Action: Replace Gift Card with a copy of target Thing.

---

Don't spend it all in one place!

#9020

Card by Binarius

Fleeting Afterglow

Thing

At the end of any turn in which you play two or more cards, reveal and discard the top card of the draw pile. If it is a Thing, you may put it into your control: if you do, it goes to the discard pile at the beginning of your next turn.

#9021

Card by Binarius

Unsavory

Thing

All flavortext is considered blank.

---

#9022

Card by Binarius

2N

Newton's Third Law of Dudes

Thing

Whenever a non-copy living Thing enters play, create a copy of that Thing under the control of a different player of your choice. If either leaves play, destroy the other.

---

For each Dude, there is an Equal and Opposite Dude." - Sir Isaac Newton

#9023

Card by ChippyYYZ

0I

It's A New Day

Action

Each player draws until they have 5 cards in hand.

#9024

Card by ChippyYYZ

1E

Extrapolate

Action

Draw a card for each non-token Thing you control. Gain a token of each type you already have.

#9025

Card by ChippyYYZ

Interpolate

Action

Play any number of Things whose titles are between distinct alphabetically adjacent pairs of your Things.

#9026

Card by Binarius

Alphabetize the Spice Rack

Action

Arrange your Things in alphabetical order. Rotate any that are not upright through the smallest angle that will cause them to be upright. Return this card to your hand.

#9027

Card by Binarius

Strange Tidings

Action

Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, then shuffle the top ten cards of the draw pile. View the top three cards of the draw pile. If any of them is a Thing you previously revealed, you may put it into play.

#9028

Card by Binarius

5C

Clickbait Attack

Action

Each opponent must play the first card they draw on their next turn if able.

#9029

Card by ChippyYYZ

0Q

Quarantine

Thing

Once during your turn, you may put any number of other Things you control under Quarantine face-up, and put any number of cards from your hand under Quarantine face-down. When Quarantine leaves play, put all face-up cards under it into play and all face-down cards under it into your hand.
Thing: Destroy Quarantine.

#9030

Card by ChippyYYZ

9M

Mismantle

Action

Remove all but one sentence from target Thing.

---

It's been taken apart! ...well, mostly.

#9031

Card by ChippyYYZ

4N

Impersonate

Reaction

Play in response to another player's Action card. That player draws a card. You take the Action instead, and may choose new targets for it.

#9032

Card by Bucky

5N

Afterburner

Thing

When you take an Action, you may discard a card to take another Action immediately afterwards. You cannot do so recursively.

---

That's how you set fire on fire.

#9033

Card by Bucky

6N

Take Notes

Action

Each opponent discards a card at random. Put them on top of the deck in a random order, then draw a card.

#9034

Card by Bucky

Gaslight

Action

It's target opponent's turn, and they just played an Action to let each of their opponents draw a card.

#9035

Card by Binarius

The Deep Moans Round With Many Voices

Action

Shuffle any number of living Things from the discard pile and place them on top of the draw pile.

#9036

Card by Binarius

Slightly Magical Gloves

Thing

When you play an Action card, attach it to this instead of discarding it. If this has at least 4 attached Actions at the end of your turn, choose one at random: you may play it immediately and move all attached Actions to the discard pile.

#9037

Card by Binarius

Fountain of Infinite Misfortune

Thing - Fountain

At the beginning of each of your turns, create 1 Anti-Gold token with "If you control at least 1 Gold token, destroy this token and that token."

#9038

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fountain of Infinite Fortune

Thing - Fountain

At the beginning of each of your turns, create 1 Gold token.

#9039

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Parallel Timeline Hop

Action - Counter

Counter target card. You may play this card anytime.

#9040

Card by JakeTheWolfie

5W

Wishing Fountain

Thing

Action Spend a Money or Gold token to draw a card.

#9041

Card by ChippyYYZ

9M

Mining Rig

Thing

Action: Spend an Energy token or discard a card to gain a Money token.

#9042

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Bound To The Blockchain

Thing

This card and your tokens can't be targeted or destroyed by opponents.

#9043

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bland Aftertaste

Action - Counter

Counter target card without either a subtype or supertype. You may play this card anytime.

#9044

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Painful Downfall

Action - Counter

Counter target living thing. You may play this card anytime.

#9045

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Sudden Atrophy

Action - Counter

Counter target action. You may play this card anytime.

#9046

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Flashback Revelation

Thing

When you play this, attach a Thing in the discard pile that you have previously controlled to it. This does not count as playing that Thing. This and attached Thing move to the discard pile at the end of your turn.

#9047

Card by Binarius

Pincer Movement

Reaction

Play in response when an opponent would destroy a Thing you control. Discard a card to prevent its destruction and destroy one of their Things instead.

#9048

Card by Binarius

Philosophical Debate

Action

Invite your opponents to discuss Adam Smith's assertion that "Civil government ... is, in reality, instituted for the defense of the rich against the poor" vis-à-vis Locke's labor theory of property while you gain control of target Thing.

#9049

Card by Binarius

Wedding Ring

Thing - Ring

When this enters play, if it was played from hand, target opponent creates a copy of this thing.
When an opponent with Wedding Ring draws a card, you draw a card. When an opponent with Wedding Ring plays an action, you may copy it.

#9050

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Ring of Refraction

Thing - Ring

Whenever an opponent targets you, you may choose to copy the ability with the opponent as the target.

#9051

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Gem-Embeded Ring

Thing - Ring

When this comes into play, gain a copy of Gem (#7470). If you don't control a Gem, this is destroyed.

#9052

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7N

Mine!

Reaction

Play in response to another player drawing a card. Steal that card and play it if possible.

---

Yoink

#9053

Card by Bucky

8N

You Snooze You Lose

Reaction

Play in response to a player ending their turn without playing any cards. They discard their hand.

#9054

Card by Bucky

9N

Reflexes of a Master

Thing

Whenever you play a Reaction, gain a Fame token, then win the game if you have four Fame tokens.
You may play any Action as a Reaction to another Action at the cost of discarding two other cards.

#9055

Card by Bucky

3C

Cosmic Crystal

Thing - Gem

Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, put the top 4 cards of the deck face-down underneath this card.
Action: Discard your hand. Put this card and each card under it into your hand.

#9056

Card by ChippyYYZ

0C

Cosmic Rift

Reaction

Play in response to the discard pile being shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied.
Destroy target Thing and draw a card.

#9057

Card by ChippyYYZ

0C

CosmicCoin

Thing

Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, gain 5 Money Tokens.

#9058

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unfortunate Fall

Action

Destroy target living thing you control. Exile target thing an opponent controls.

---

It was rather unfortunate when he fell down into the darkest depths of hell.

#9059

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Portal to Nowhere

Thing - Portal

Whenever a thing is destroyed, you may instead place it face-down underneath this card and place 1 Item counter on this.

If there are 5 Item counters on this, destroy this.

If this is destroyed, exile all things underneath this.

#9060

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Pocket Portal

Thing - Portal

When this enters play, exile target thing you control.
Once per turn, you may choose to exile target thing you control. If you do, return a thing exiled with this back into your control.

#9061

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1O

Make Notes

Action

Put a copy of any card from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive into your hand. You can't play it until after it's left your hand.

#9062

Card by Bucky

2O

Fake Notes

Thing

If an opponent's cards would interact with your hand in any way, they instead act as though this card were your entire hand. Fake Notes are destroyed if they'd be discarded.

#9063

Card by Bucky

3O

Break Notes

Action

Ban half the cards in target opponent's hand, rounded down, from the game, chosen randomly.

#9064

Card by Bucky

Forsake Notes

Action

Target player discards their hand and draws the same number of cards.

#9065

Card by Binarius

The Gingerbread Man

Thing

Play The Gingerbread Man into the next player's control. When a player's turn begins, the next player gains control of The Gingerbread Man. If a player controls The Gingerbread Man during their turn, they may destroy it and draw 3 cards.

#9066

Card by Binarius

Freeze Solid

Action

Rotate target Thing 90° counterclockwise. Its controller may choose to destroy it or return it to their hand. It may not be rotated and its abilities are considered blank until it enters the discard pile or thaws in a player's hand for a full turn.

#9067

Card by Binarius

8B

Bad Publicity Is Still Publicity

Thing

Whenever you or a Thing you control becomes the target of an effect, you may draw a card after that effect resolves.

#9068

Card by ChippyYYZ

9I

Interview

Action

Target opponent must reveal either their hand, or an Action and a Thing from their hand. Draw a card for each card revealed this way.

#9069

Card by ChippyYYZ

5N

Netherworld Leak

Thing

You may play the bottom card of the discard pile as though it were in your hand.
Whenever you play the bottom card of the discard pile this way, or whenever you end your turn having controlled Netherworld Leak since your last turn, the next player gains control of Netherworld Leak.

#9070

Card by ChippyYYZ

4O

Lake Notes

Action

Create three Thing cards named "Water" with no text. Play one and put the other two in your hand.

#9071

Card by Bucky

5O

Shake Notes

Action

Shuffle your hand into the discard pile. Then return the same number of cards from the top of the discard pile to your hand.

#9072

Card by Bucky

6O

Bake Notes

Action

Gain a Flame token that has the text "At the start of your turn, destroy this and draw two cards."

#9073

Card by Bucky

Rake Notes

Action

Target opponent discards half their hand, rounding down. You may put a card discarded this way into your hand.

#9074

Card by Binarius

Stalemate Rule

Thing

If the game would end with a non-winning player holding no cards in their hand, the game ends with no winner instead.

#9075

Card by Binarius

Exposed Weakness

Thing

Play this card into target player's control.
Discard a card whenever another of your non-token Things is destroyed.

#9076

Card by Binarius

0

Black Lotus

Thing - Artifact

Tap and Destroy Black Lotus: Gain 3 mana tokens of any color with "Destroy this token at the end of your turn."
There cannot be more than 1 Black Lotus in any deck.

---

Illegal in most Dvorak formats, including this one.

#9077

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Black Hole

Thing - Sink

At the beginning of your turn, place 1 Time counter on Black Hole. Then, either exile things you control equal to the number of Time counters on Black Hole or destroy Black Hole.
Once each turn, exile target thing.

#9078

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Delay the Inevitible

Action - Counter

Counter target card. Instead of discarding it, exile it. It's owner may play it for free at the beginning of their next turn.
You may play this anytime.

#9079

Card by JakeTheWolfie

7O

Take Notes

Action

Look at the top three cards of the draw pile, put one of them in your hand, and write down and reveal the names of the other two.

#9080

Card by Bucky

8O

Take Notes

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent drawing cards. Look at those cards and put one of them in your hand.

#9081

Card by Bucky

9O

Take Nodes

Action

Create two Node tokens, then choose a number of Nodes in play equal to the number of Nodes you have and gain control of them.

#9082

Card by Bucky

Brother of the Angle

Thing

Action and Thing: Draw a card, discard a card, and gain a Fish token. Your Things are indestructible until your next turn.

---

I have laid aside business, and gone a-fishing.

#9083

Card by Binarius

Disrupted Supply Lines

Thing

Play this card into target opponent's control.
In order to play a Thing, you must first play an Action and return another Thing you control (besides this) to your hand.

#9084

Card by Binarius

Wordle

Thing

Action: Choose a five-letter word. If you have previously used this ability, it must share at least one letter in common with the last word you chose. Gain control of target Thing whose title contains that word.

#9085

Card by Binarius

Miniaturized Micro-cosm Machine

Action - Counter

Counter target card. Instead of discarding it, exile it. Instead of discarding Miniaturized Micro-cosm Machine, exile it.
You may play this anytime.

---

MMM

#9086

Card by JakeTheWolfie

The Judge

Thing

Action: Exile target card. It's owner gains control of The Judge.

---

"..and I pronounce you guilty of all charges. Your punishment will be eternal banishment from this kingdom."
-The Judge, speaking to a bowl of noodles

#9087

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Fame or Fortune

Action

Starting with you, each player votes for Fame or Fortune, with your vote being the tiebreaker.

If Fame gets more votes, for each opponent, they give you control of target thing they own.

If Fortune gets more votes, for each opponent, create 2 gold tokens.

#9088

Card by JakeTheWolfie

9T

Take Goats

Action

Gain control of up to two target animal Things (living or non-living).

#9089

Card by ChippyYYZ

9M

Make Boats

Thing

Action: Gain a Wood token.
Action: Spend a Wood token to create a Blank Thing named Boat under your control.

As long as you control three or more boats, you may draw and play an extra card each turn.

#9090

Card by ChippyYYZ

0B

Blake Lotes

Thing

Once during your turn, you may destroy this card to draw three cards. Discard those cards at the end of your turn (if they're still in your hand)

#9091

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ferry

Thing - Boat

Alternate abilities, Sending first.
Action - Send: Specify an opponent and attach one or more of your other Things to Ferry. At the beginning of your next turn, the opponent gains control of attached Things.
Action - Receive: Specify target Thing belonging to the same opponent. If it is still in play at the beginning of your next turn, gain control of it.

#9092

Card by Binarius

Lifeboat

Thing

If you would be eliminated with Lifeboat in your hand or in your control, destroy your Things and discard your hand instead, then draw two cards.

#9093

Card by Binarius

Hydrofoil

Thing - Boat

At the end of your turn, if you have played two or more cards during the turn, draw a card. Otherwise, return Hydrofoil to your hand. If you end your turn without playing any cards, discard a card first.

#9094

Card by Binarius

Ache Oats

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card, you may discard a card to prevent them from drawing.

#9095

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Unlimited Funding

Thing

You may look at the top card of the deck at any time. You may play the top card of the deck at any time that it would be legal.
You have no maximum hand size, and can play any number of cards from your hand at any time that it would be legal.

#9096

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Skeleton Dancers

Thing

Playing actions from your hand doesn't count as playing an action.
You may play actions from the discard pile.

#9097

Card by JakeTheWolfie

Last Ditch Effort

Action

Draw all of the cards in the deck. You may play 1 additional action this turn. At the end of this turn, you lose the game.

#9098

Card by JakeTheWolfie

CounterCounterspell

Action - Counter

Counter target Action with subtype counter. You may play this at any time while using this ability.
Alternatively, gain a copy of Parallel Timeline Hop (#9040).

---

"Thinking one step ahead."

#9099

Card by JakeTheWolfie

1O

Overtime Pay

Thing

Whenever you play an Action card or put a Thing into play from your hand, gain a Money token if it's an extra turn or another player's turn.

#9100

Card by ChippyYYZ