Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5201-5300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5201-5300
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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4x

Privateer

Thing - Pirate

When another player controls more Money tokens than you, that player gains control of Privateer.
Action: Destroy 2 Money tokens you control, destroy a Thing, and create a Money token.

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No prey, no pay.

#5201

Card by Corrigan

5x

Pirate Navigator

Thing

When an opponent's Action targets one of your Things, you may yell "Port!" to divert the effect to the Thing left of the intended target or "Starboard!" to divert the effect to the Thing right of the intended target. If you do either, you may not play an Action next turn.

#5202

Card by Corrigan

Greater Cryomancy

Action

Put an Ice Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may place an Ice Token on another Target Thing.
OR
Blank the rulestexts of any number of Things with Ice Tokens on them.

#5203

Card by ChippyYYZ

Annex

Action

Take control of target place.

#5204

Card by ChippyYYZ

Labor Camp

Thing

Put all Living Things you control under this card. They are not considered in play.
Action: Draw a card if there are at least two things under Labor Camp.

#5205

Card by ChippyYYZ

9c

Herring Trap

Action

Make a copy of the first card "Red Herring" in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it in target player's hand OR an opponent reveals their hand and is eliminated if it contains a non-Action, non-Thing card.

#5206

Card by Bucky

0c

Impulsive Outburst

Action

Draw a card and immediately play it if possible. If it was an Action, return this card to your hand.

#5207

Card by Bucky

7x

Ghost Pirate

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player may destroy a Thing he or she controls other than Ghost Pirate or discard a Thing card. If a player doesn't, destroy Ghost Pirate and eliminate that player. Ghost Pirate can't be destroyed in any other way.

#5208

Card by Corrigan

5x

Skeleton Pirate

Thing

This card can't be removed from the discard pile.
Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy a Thing on a roll of 4 or less. If that Thing is living, its destruction can't be prevented.

#5209

Card by Corrigan

1x

Pirate Lookout

Thing

When this card comes into play, choose one player. That player must play with his hand revealed to all other players.

#5210

Card by Corrigan

Void Shields

Thing

If your hand is empty, Things you control cannot be destroyed.

#5211

Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)

Reflection Grid

Thing

If a Thing you control would be the target of an Action, you may discard 3 cards to choose a new target for that Action.

#5212

Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)

Wide-Beam Laser

Thing

Action: Discard 2 cards to destroy 2 Things.

#5213

Card by Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)

E12

Exhaustion

Thing

You may not use any actions while this card is in play. Action: Send this card to the discard pile.

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*yawn*

#5214

Card by Nehh

Production Flurry

Action

This turn, you may play 5 Things.

#5215

Card by Nehh

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Reflect Absorb Counter Drive

Thing

When this card comes into play, place 10 Energy tokens on it. Reaction: When someone destroys one of your cards, you may pay 2 Energy tokens to stop them, plus another 2 if you choose to destroy one of their cards or take the first card from the discard pile.

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Complex. But it works.

#5216

Card by Nehh

Sudden Massive Catastrophe

Action

Put the top 50 cards of the draw pile into the discard pile.

#5217

Card by Corrigan

0X

Scuttle Her!

Action

Destroy all Things you control and discard your hand. You may then eliminate yourself.

#5218

Card by Corrigan

8B

Samsara

Thing

Whenever another Thing is destroyed, its controller draws a card.

---

Life always starts again.

#5219

Card by Corrigan

1d

Fork Attack

Action

Choose two Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent destroys one of them (their choice).

#5220

Card by Bucky

2d

Bodybuilder

Thing

Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control.

#5221

Card by Bucky

Three-Pronged Attack

Action

Choose three Things belonging to the same opponent. That opponent chooses one of them to be destroyed, then flips a coin and chooses another one to be destroyed if the coin flip is heads.

#5222

Card by ChippyYYZ

Logical Deduction

Thing

Action: If you have 5 or more cards in your hand, draw a card.

#5223

Card by ChippyYYZ

Y0

Another Inappropriate Anecdote

Action

Each opponent discards a card. Draw a card for each Thing discarded, then you may play a card for each Action discarded.

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"Remember that time I invented Strip Beer Bowling?"

#5224

Card by ChippyYYZ

e

Floating Eye

Thing

When this thing comes into play, place 3 Eye tokens on this card. Each time it would be destroyed and has Eye tokens remaining, instead discard one of the tokens and (if it was done by a Thing) destroy the thing that did it.

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Floating eyes, not surprisingly, are large, floating eyeballs which drift about the dungeon.

#5225

Card by Nehh

spah

Stealing My Idea!

Action

You may play this whenever a new card is introduced to the game. Instead of going to it's creator's hand, it goes to yours.

#5226

Card by Nehh

3d

Bouncer Node

Thing - Node

Thing:Gain a Muscle token.
Action:Return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand if the number of letters in its name is less than the number of Muscle tokens you control times the number of Nodes you control.

#5227

Card by Bucky

4d

Warehouse Worker

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Muscle tokens you control.

If you have four or more cards in your hand at the start of your turn, gain a Muscle token.

#5228

Card by Bucky

5d

Weight Room

Thing

Action:Gain a Muscle token.

If you control more Muscle tokens than the number of non-Muscle-Token Things in play, you win the game.

#5229

Card by Bucky

()

Corner Regulation Drone

Thing

As long as this card is in play, all playing (or using the action abilities )of cards with cornervalues must be preceeded by a coin flip. If it comes up heads, the card is destroyed. If tails, this card is destroyed instead.

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A vile machine built by a long dead mage.

#5230

Card by NARF

Woo!

LET'S HAVE A PARTY!

Thing

As long as this card is in play, all cards with cognitive thought in play or within the players hands must be treated as blank cards. If this card is destroyed, all the cards return to their positions before the play of this card.

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*dances*

#5231

Card by NARF

5

Weakening Seal

Thing

All effects that would "destroy" this card instead deduct one from its corner value. If it reaches 0, all things in play are destroyed(even if the card expressly states it may not be, even if it states by any means), including this card.

#5232

Card by NARF

6d

With my bare hands

Action

Gain two Muscle Tokens, then destroy target Thing that has fewer words in its name than the number of Muscle Tokens you control.

#5233

Card by Bucky

7d

Arm wrestle

Action

Gain a Muscle Token. Then, if an opponent of your choice controls fewer Muscle Tokens than you do, that opponent discards a random card.

#5234

Card by Bucky

Nervous System

Thing

As long as this card is in play, any card with the term "Muscle" present in its title or text is controlled by the owner of this card. If such a card is an action, then its effect acts as though the user was the controller of this card.

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MIND OVER MATTER!

#5235

Card by NARF

Chokepoint

Thing

After 5 turns in play, this card is destroyed. This card cannot be destroyed by other cards. As long as this thing remains in play, any effects which will destroy multiple cards may only destroy one.

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"They've set up a chokepoint... Crap."

#5236

Card by NARF

7S

ENGAGE MOD POWERS

Action

If a player can prove they are a Moderator or Administrator(or similar rank) at any website with a userbase of at least 50, they can multiply their hand size by 1.5.

---

You dare bring down the wrath of the Mods themselves?

#5237

Card by NARF

Steroids

Action

Gain 5 Muscle Tokens.

#5238

Card by ChippyYYZ

Metabolize

Action

Destroy target Organic Thing and gain a Muscle Token.

#5239

Card by ChippyYYZ

Flex

Action

Gain a Muscle Token, then draw a card for each Muscle Token you control.

#5240

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you get 2 Psion Tokens. Action: Change up to ten Muscle Tokens into Psion Tokens Action:By using 30 Psionic tokens, you may create a copy of this card.

#5241

Card by NARF

Brain Shock

Action

If you have at least one Psion Token, then this card forces a player of your choice to discard a number of cards equal to the amount of Psion Tokens you have. If you have no Psion Tokens, this card creates one Psion Token and does not use your Action turn.

#5242

Card by NARF

Nerve Gasser

Action

For every Muscle token your opponent owns, destroy one of their cards of your choice.

#5243

Card by NARF

Your Opinion

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may create a copy of this card under your control, then give control of this card to target opponent.

#5244

Card by jtwe

Spy Network

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, they must show you a random card from their hand.

#5245

Card by ChippyYYZ

Double Slice

Action

Destroy a Thing twice.

#5246

Card by ChippyYYZ

Remeber the 80's

Thing

When this comes into play, each player gains a Long Hair Token.
If a player does not control any Long Hair Tokens, that player's maximum hand size is reduced by 3.

#5247

Card by ChippyYYZ

8d

Combat Training

Thing

Action: Choose an option for which you have at least the given number of Muscle tokens:

0: Gain a Muscle token
2: Destroy a non-Muscle Token
5: Destroy a non-Token Thing

10:Eliminate an opponent who controls less than two Things.

#5248

Card by Bucky

P3

Feebs

Living Thing

The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.

#5249

Card by gill_smoke

P3

Scratch Your Eyes Out

Action

Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.

#5250

Card by gill_smoke

3P

Card Portal

Thing

At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.

#5251

Card by gill_smoke

9d

Net Trap

Thing

Play onto another Thing. When a player plays a Thing, you may immediately play Net Trap on it.
The text of each Thing attached to Net Trap is replaced with " Action+Thing: Flip a coin; if heads, unattach this from Net Trap."

#5252

Card by Bucky

0d

Brain Drain

Action

Target opponent discards a random card. If that card was an Action, draw a card.

#5253

Card by Bucky

Plague of Locusts

Thing

Play into any player's control.
Your maximum hand size is decreased by two. At the beginning of your turn, destroy all plants under your control.

#5254

Card by ChippyYYZ

Edit Shield

Thing

If a thing you control would have its text edited, destroy Edit Shield instead.

#5255

Card by ChippyYYZ

Vulture's Wings

Action

Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent discards a card, put it in your hand.

#5256

Card by ChippyYYZ

Inequivalent Exchange

Thing

Thing: Opponents may not play Actions until your next turn.
Action: Opponents may not play Things until your next turn.

#5257

Card by curtmack

Critical Mass

Thing

Critical Mass is owned by all players.
At the beginning of every turn, put an overload token into play.
Action: Remove all overload tokens from play and destroy that many Things. Then, destroy Critical Mass.

#5258

Card by curtmack

1e

Genesis Plague

Thing

All Things with cornervalues in number-letter format are alive.

Action: Destroy a living Thing

---

As the old biosphere succumbed, a new ones fought to take its place.

#5259

Card by Bucky

2e

Attitude Adjustment

Action

Gain control of a living Thing.

---

A few words, well chosen, and it will follow you to the death.

#5260

Card by Bucky

3e

Omega Plague

Action

Destroy all living Things. Replace them with Slime tokens.

#5261

Card by Bucky

Access

Action/Thing

As an Action: Look at a player's hand and take a card from it.
As a Thing: At the beginning of your turn, look at a player's hand.

#5262

Card by ChippyYYZ

CLICK TO WIN A FREE* LAPTOP

Action

Look at the top card of the deck. If it is not a laptop, discard it. If it is a laptop, you win the game if at the end of your turn you destroy 20 money tokens you control.
Put a copy of this card in each opponent's hand.

#5263

Card by SpammyLOL

Laaagggg

Thing

If a player controls more than three Things, that player may play only one card or one Action Ability per turn.

#5264

Card by ChippyYYZ

R4

Muck it up

Action

If you have a Living Thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.

#5265

Card by gill_smoke

X4

Necromantic Transmutation

Action

Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token

#5266

Card by gill_smoke

i4

Insanitary

Action

Put a copy of Insanity rule (card 4661) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of living thing that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.

#5267

Card by gill_smoke

Inequivalent Exchange 2: Blasphemy for Beginners

Thing

Thing: Play an Action card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.
Action: Play a Thing card from your hand and gain an Energy token and a Blasphemy token.

#5268

Card by jtwe

4e

Animating Force

Thing

Play onto a nonliving Thing.
That Thing is alive.
All instances of "Action:" on that Thing are replaced by "At the start of your turn ".

#5269

Card by Bucky

5e

Advance Time

Action

Gain a Person token, then draw a card for each living Thing you control.

---

Booming economy and booming birthrates

#5270

Card by Bucky

Backin' Up

Reaction

Play in response to a card played by an opponent. Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand. You may discard X cards to return X other non-token Things you control to your hand.

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My daddy taught me good.

#5271

Card by jtwe

And Now for Something Completely Different

Action

Each player discards their hand and draws the number of cards they discarded. Then discard all Things in play (including tokens) and replace them with random Things from the deck. Shuffle the deck.

#5272

Card by Salamander

Grass Oath

Action

Play up to 2 extra Things this turn.
If Water Oath is in the discard pile, opponents may not draw cards or play Things until your next turn.

#5273

Card by ChippyYYZ

Fire Oath

Action

Destroy a Thing.
If Grass Oath is in the discard pile, destroy a Thing belonging to each opponent.

#5274

Card by ChippyYYZ

Water Oath

Action

Each opponent discards a card.
If Fire Oath is in the discard pile, draw 4 cards and do not discard down to maximum hand size this turn.

#5275

Card by ChippyYYZ

X8

Work Life Balance

Action

Target player destroys 10 money tokens or skips their next turn.

#5276

Card by gill_smoke

8X

Entrepreneur

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create a money token

#5277

Card by gill_smoke

888

Extended Stay

Thing

When played put a thing in play under this card
Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.

#5278

Card by gill_smoke

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Disease Spreader

Thing

When this card comes into play, create 1 Infection token on it. When any Thing with an Infection token on it uses a Thing or Action effect on an uninfected card, or vice versa, create an Infection token on the uninfected card. Action: Place an Infection token from this card onto any other Thing.

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A vile machine built by a long dead virus.

#5279

Card by Nehh

Reincarnation

Thing

Action: Place this Thing and the card from the top of the discard pile onto the top of the draw pile.

---

Whoa, d00d.

#5280

Card by Nehh

6e

Idea Thief

Thing

Action:If the top card of the discard pile is an Action, put it in your hand and discard a card.

#5281

Card by Bucky

7e

Biosphere Domination

Thing - Goal

When you play this, each player gains a Person token.
If you control at least two living Things and no other player controls any, you win.

#5282

Card by Bucky

8e

Luck Syphon

Action

Draw two cards. Then put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

#5283

Card by Bucky

YouTube Poop

Action

Choose up to 3 cards in the discard pile by the same creator. Create a new card. Each word on that card must come from one of the 3 cards. Shuffle the card into the deck.

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That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!

#5284

Card by ChippyYYZ

Minecraft

Thing - Universe

Whenever a player destroys a solid, nonliving Thing, put it in that player's hand.
At the end of each player's turn, that player chooses an opponent. They gain a Zombie Token.

#5285

Card by ChippyYYZ

9e

Bucky's Hex

Thing

Action:Move two cards from the discard pile to the bottom of the draw pile and one to the top of the draw pile.

#5286

Card by Bucky

Bodhisattva

Thing

Your maximum hand size is increased by 3.
Action: If Enlightenment is in your hand, put it into play.

#5287

Card by ChippyYYZ

S4

The Floor Is Lava

Thing

While this card is in play, any player touching the floor is eliminated. Any cards touching the floor are destroyed.

---

Honest.

#5288

Card by Nehh

4P

Proper Package Declaration

Thing

At the start of your turn, if all Things you control have corner values, you may play an additional Thing this turn, and if their values are all equal, draw an additional card.

---

Hey baby, wanna unit test my package?

#5289

Card by jtwe

0F

Unfriend

Action

Shuffle a non-token Thing into the deck. Its controller draws two cards.

---

No one is coming to help you to fight, you're on your own, you have no friends, give up your Facebook accounts, or die!

#5290

Card by jtwe

The Architect of Destruction

Thing - Person

At the end of your turn, put a Blueprint counter on this card.

At the start of your turn, you may sacrifice this card to destroy X different Things, where X is the number of Blueprint counters on this card.

#5291

Card by jtwe

Late, Late, Late

Reaction

Play when a non-Token Thing would enter play. Remove that Thing from the game. While it is removed from the game, at the end of each turn, flip a coin. Heads: put it into play under the control of the player who would have controlled it.

#5292

Card by jtwe

X2

Genuine bolt on go faster goodies

Thing

Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.

#5293

Card by gill_smoke

2x

That's not poo that's rust

Action

remove a non living thing from play

#5294

Card by gill_smoke

<3

The best ex in the world

Living Thing

if one of you living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead

---

But she was no good to me as a live in girlfriend

#5295

Card by gill_smoke

V1

Visions of Violence

Thing

At the start of each opponent's turn, choose a number. At the end of that turn, if that many Things were destroyed this turn, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.

#5296

Card by jtwe

V2

Visions of Veracity

Thing

At the start of each opponent's turn, you and that player each secretly choose a number from 1 to 6. If you both choose the same number, gain that many Vision tokens.

If you control ten Vision tokens, you win the game.

#5297

Card by jtwe

Self-Erasing Time Loop

Thing

And the end of your turn, you take an extra turn.

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, destroy Self-Erasing Time Loop and end your turn.

#5298

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chromatic Gauntlets

Thing

Whenever you play a Thing, its color becomes the color of your choice.

#5299

Card by ChippyYYZ

Map Editor

Action

Choose a location in play and either erase a sentence from it or add a sentence to it from another location in the discard pile.

#5300

Card by ChippyYYZ