Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4601-4700

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 4601-4700
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Helpful Spirit

Thing

Action: Play any card from the discard pile, and give control of Helpful Spirit to the player on your left.

#4601

Card by jtwe

1B

Private Military Contractors

Thing

Action:Destroy a Thing representing a solid, inanimate object OR discard a card and destroy a living Thing OR discard two cards and destroy a Thing representing a location OR discard three cards and destroy a Thing representing an abstract concept.

#4602

Card by Bucky

2B

Feeding Frenzy

Action

Destroy a Thing. Each player draws a card

#4603

Card by Bucky

3B

Attack Pattern Alpha

Action

Destroy a Thing. Play this only if you control three or more non-Token Things.

#4604

Card by Bucky

Erase

Action

Remove an immaterial Thing from the game.

#4605

Card by ChippyYYZ

Out Of Order

Thing

#4606

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tamper

Action

Delete a sentence from target thing.

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#4607

Card by ChippyYYZ

Peed in the pool

Action

Discard to prevent an action by a living thing when played as an action Target player discards a random card.

#4608

Card by gill_smoke

BubCo Industries

Thing

If you control at least 10 things with flavor text attributed to Bub you win. Action: Attribute any unclaimed Flavor text text to Bub. Action: Add the following flavor text to any card in play without flavor text "It's your lie, tell it how you want." -Bub

#4609

Card by gill_smoke

Bifidus Regularis

Thing

Attach to a living thing that thing's action ability doesn't count towards your action limit.

#4610

Card by gill_smoke

4B

Blacklist

Thing

Cards which have the same name as a token on Blacklist cannot be played.

Action: gain a token of any type and put it on Blacklist.

#4611

Card by Bucky

5B

Token Hack

Action

Create up to two tokens of any combination of types. You may place each of these tokens on any Thing and/or give control of them to any player.

#4612

Card by Bucky

6B

Smelter Node

Thing

Action:Gain a Gold, Silver or Iron token for each Node in play.

#4613

Card by Bucky

If I Only Had A Brain

Action

Choose one - target player who does not control a brain (or a Thing which contains a brain) discards two cards at random; or, draw a card.

#4614

Card by jtwe

King Tom the Ungrateful

Thing

At the beginning of your turn destroy a token if able. At the end of your turn discard a card if able, otherwise pass King Tom the Ungrateful to another player.

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Oh pee boy! Come here pee boy.

#4615

Card by gill_smoke

Drama Queen

Thing

Whenever you play a card with flavor text you create a drama token. once between your turns you may destroy one drama token you control to prevent one action.

#4616

Card by gill_smoke

Manor house

Thing

This counts as a castle

#4617

Card by gill_smoke

1S

One Step Ahead of the Spider

Reaction

Play when an opponent plays an Action. If that Action would cause you to discard cards, draw that many cards instead. Draw a card.

#4618

Card by jtwe

Shouting Match

Thing

Action: Gain 1d6 Volume tokens. Any player may play this ability.

Reaction: When a player who controls fewer Volume tokens than you plays an Action card, discard a card to cancel that Action. Any player may play this ability.

#4619

Card by jtwe

Fey Mood

Action

Play only if you control a living Thing. Choose three letters at random. If you control Things whose names begin with the chosen letters, search the deck for a card and play it or put it into your hand. Otherwise, destroy a living Thing you control.

#4620

Card by jtwe

LCT-1E

Locust

Thing

Action: Destroy a non token thing. Action: Create a rubble token.

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a 20 ton what?

#4621

Card by gill_smoke

Minor ruins

Thing

If you control 3 rubble tokens at the beginning of your turn create a money token otherwise at the end of your turn create a dig token Action: destroy 3 dig tokens to create a rubble token.

#4622

Card by gill_smoke

"Are you royal?"

Thing rule

Action (global): Any player who controls a castle, a king and a queen may eliminate a player who doesn't control at least one of those items.

#4623

Card by gill_smoke

7B

Chaos Strike

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its former controller draws a card and immediately plays it if possible.

#4624

Card by Bucky

8B

Antimatter Ray

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its former controller gains 3 Energy tokens. You gain 3 Energy tokens.

#4625

Card by Bucky

9B

Triumph of Darkness

Thing-Goal

If all nontoken Things are black at the start of your turn, you win the game
Action:Target Thing's color becomes the same as this Thing's.

#4626

Card by Bucky

64

Triumph of Light

Thing-Goal

If all nontoken Things are white at the start of your turn, you win the game
Action:Target Thing's color becomes the same as this Thing's.

#4627

Card by Keiya

Flavorless Fare

Thing rule

As long as none of your non token things have flavor text you may play an extra action every turn.

#4628

Card by gill_smoke

Straight Pepper Diet

Thing rule

As long as all of your non token things have flavor text you may play an extra action every turn.

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Zesty

#4629

Card by gill_smoke

Mindless Automa

Thing goal

The first player whose hand size is 0 at the beginning of their turn wins the game

#4630

Card by gill_smoke

Where Was I?

Action

Draw three cards, play two of them, and discard the third. When your turn is over, take another turn.

#4631

Card by Binarius

History Textbook

Thing

Action: Take a random card from the discard pile and put it into your hand.

#4632

Card by Binarius

Cookie Time!

Thing

Whenever a card is played, create a Cookie token. Action: Give a dozen Cookie tokens to any player; that player must lose their next turn and then destroy their Cookie tokens.

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Action: Replace all instances of the word "Cookie" on this card with the word "Biscuit".

#4633

Card by Binarius

Doublethink

Thing

Any time you would play a card, you may first set aside your hand and draw as many cards as you had in your hand. If you do this, at the end of your turn, shuffle your hand into the deck and pick up your previous hand.

#4634

Card by ChippyYYZ

Eternal War

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player gains a token of a military-related type.

Global Action: Destroy a token. Each player must use this Action at least once per turn if able.

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. . . . . .War Is Peace. . . . . .

#4635

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Party's Boon

Action

Look at each player's hand OR remove any number of cards in the discard pile from the game OR you may discard this card at any time to change an instance of the number four on a card to five.

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Bucky Is Watching You.

#4636

Card by ChippyYYZ

8

Invisible Hands

Action - Spell

Look at the top three cards in the draw pile and rearrange them in the order of your choice.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

#4637

Card by Binarius

9

Slime Finger

Thing - Spell

Return any Thing with two Slime tokens on it to its controller's hand and destroy the Slime tokens. Action: Put a Slime token on any Thing.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

#4638

Card by Binarius

9

Big Sister

Thing - Spell

Choose an opponent when this card comes into play. At the beginning of their turns, they may not draw cards; instead, you draw a card and then give them a card from your hand.

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Adapted from the Progress Quest deck

#4639

Card by Binarius

0B

Soft Ban

Thing

When you play Soft Ban, return target non-Token Thing to its controller's hand. Things with the same name as that Thing cannot be played.

#4640

Card by Bucky

Black Fax

Action

Discard a card. During their next turn, your opponents may not draw cards.

#4641

Card by Binarius

Capacitor

Thing

If Capacitor is destroyed, play all Actions under it immediately. Action: Place an Action from your hand under Capacitor and draw a card.

#4642

Card by Binarius

Arbiter of Succession

Thing

You win at the end of your second turn after playing this card.

#4643

Card by Binarius

Girl Who Sang The Blues

Thing

Action: Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a blue card. Play that card and shuffle the others into the deck.

#4644

Card by ChippyYYZ

Do You Believe In Rock 'N Roll?

Action

Gain 10 Music Tokens.

#4645

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Church Bells All Were Broken

Thing

Action Abilities may not be activated.

#4646

Card by ChippyYYZ

Obscuring Mist

Action

Put a copy of Fog Rule into play if not already, Create 1d6 fog tokens and distribute them randomly on one players things.

#4647

Card by gill_smoke

Fog rule

Thing rule

Things with a Fog Tokens cannot be targeted by Actions. Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank. Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game.

#4648

Card by gill_smoke

Carlton

Thing

All action abilities that require money are fulfilled for free.

#4649

Card by gill_smoke

Throwing Daggers

Thing

When this card comes into play, gain four Dagger tokens. Action: Destroy one of your Dagger tokens, choose an opponent's Thing, and roll a die. 1-2: Chosen Thing is destroyed. 3-4: A random Thing in the same opponent's control is destroyed. 5-6: Miss.

#4650

Card by Binarius

Epic Foil

Thing

Action: Chosen opponent must discard a card from their hand, if possible; otherwise, they must either destroy a Thing they control or be eliminated.

#4651

Card by Binarius

Iaido

Thing

Thing and Action: Destroy target Thing and return Iaido to your hand.

#4652

Card by Binarius

Cheat Code of *Kill All*

Thing

You may not win the game.
Action: Destroy all other things.

#4653

Card by ChippyYYZ

1T

Life-Force Drain

Action

Target opponent discards a card. Draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card and have target opponent discard a card.

#4654

Card by ChippyYYZ

2T

Eraser Wave

Action

Blank the rulestext of one thing belonging to each player.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have each player discard a random card.

#4655

Card by ChippyYYZ

1A

Matter Drain

Action

Destroy a Thing.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain a token of any type.

#4656

Card by Bucky

2A

Repelling Force

Action

Return a non-token Thing to its controller's hand.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return all non-token Things in play to their controller's hands.

#4657

Card by Bucky

3A

Devastation Wave

Action

Destroy a Thing belonging to each player.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy all Things in play.

#4658

Card by Bucky

Brief Therapy

Action Reaction

Discard this card in order to pass an insanity or sanity you control token to another player. When played as an action, destroy 2 money tokens in order to play, destroy an insanity token or gain a sanity token.

#4659

Card by gill_smoke

Group Psi Blast

Action

Make a copy of Insanity rule and put it into play. Create an Insanity token for each of your living things, distribute them randomly amongst the living things in play.

#4660

Card by gill_smoke

Insanity rule

Thing Rule

Players hand size is reduced by the number of Insanity Tokens they control. Players hand size is increased by the number of Sanity Tokens they control.

#4661

Card by gill_smoke

Run Like Hell

Action

Draw a card, then discard a card. You may sacrifice a Zombie you control in order to repeat this process. (If you repeat the process, you may sacrifice another Zombie to repeat it again, and so on.)

#4662

Card by jtwe

Run Like Heck

Action

Draw a card, then discard a card. You may sacrifice a Zombie you control to repeat this process, but only once.

#4663

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lost In The Future

Thing

Play under any player's control.
You may look at the top 5 cards of the deck at any time. You may play those cards as though they were in your hand, but you may not play cards already in your hand.

#4664

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lost Within My Own Mind

Thing

Play under any player's control.
Play with your hand revealed. Other things you control and Action cards you play are blank.
When you draw an Action, its effects are triggered as though it had been played. Things in your hand are treated as though they were in play.

#4665

Card by ChippyYYZ

On Being a Master Librarian

Thing rule

The first player whoose hand contains more than 10 cards at the beginning of their turn wins the game

#4666

Card by gill_smoke

Trip to the Far Realm

Action

Make a copy of Fog Rule and Insanity rule and put them into play.Roll 1d6 for every player each player gets this many tokens Flip a coin for each token Every heads is a fog token Every Tails is an insanity token. Distribute the tokens randomly.

#4667

Card by gill_smoke

Steel Resolve

Action

Create a copy on Insanity rule and put it into play if not already. Create up to 5 Sanity tokens and put them on living things you control.

#4668

Card by gill_smoke

4A

Fund-raising event

Action

Gain three Money tokens.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain two Money tokens.

#4669

Card by Bucky

5A

Power Up Period

Action

Draw two cards.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.

#4670

Card by Bucky

Messy Handwriting

Action

Remove the first sentence of target Thing's ruletext.

#4671

Card by Binarius

Christmas in July

Action

Every player gives you a card from their hand.

#4672

Card by Binarius

Only the Silent Survive

Thing

No player may win the game. Action abilities may not be used.

#4673

Card by Binarius

Madness Node

Thing

Your hand size decreases by one for every node you control. During your draw phase, if your hand size is less than 0, each player in reverse turn order must give you a card, up to the total number of players, or the amount by which your hand size is less than 0, whichever is less.

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That's just crazy.

#4674

Card by gill_smoke

Daltonism

Action

Change the background color of all red and green things in play to grey.

#4675

Card by gill_smoke

Good old fashioned Boston pea soup fog

Action

Put a copy of Fog rule into play if it's not already, put a fog token on all things in play

#4676

Card by gill_smoke

X

I Miss My Ex

Reaction

Play in response to an Action which targets at least one Thing. Any Things targeted by that Action are destroyed.

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...but my aim is improving.

#4677

Card by jtwe

Infurnace

Thing

At any time, you may remove a card in your hand or a Thing you control other than Infurnace from the game.

#4678

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reloading

Thing

All Actions have "Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card." added to the bottom.

#4679

Card by ChippyYYZ

Guerrilla Raiding

Thing

All Actions have "Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have target player discard a card." added to the bottom.

#4680

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bottled Crazy

Thing

Players hand size decreases by one for every insanity token they control. When this is destroyed create 3 insanity tokens and distribute them as you see fit.

#4681

Card by gill_smoke

Wandering Node

Thing

At the end of their turns players give a node they control to the player on their right.

#4682

Card by gill_smoke

F.U.D.

Action

Put a copy of Fog rule into play if it's not already, create a fog token for each machine and immaterial thing in play. Distribute them as you see fit.

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There goes Microsoft again spreading it's F.U.D. around.

#4683

Card by gill_smoke

The Broad Side of the Barn

Thing

Any player wanting to play a Thing must choose randomly from all of the Things in their hand; any player wanting to play an Action must choose randomly from all of the Actions in their hand.

#4684

Card by Binarius

-∞

Population Inversion

Action

Remove all cornervalues from Things in play. Each Thing in play that did not have a cornervalue before you played this card receives a cornervalue in digit-letter format, with the digit and letter chosen randomly.

#4685

Card by Binarius

Ramming Speed!

Action

Play every card in your hand and activate every Action ability of the Things you control. At the end of your turn, you are eliminated.

#4686

Card by Binarius

/b/

4chan

Thing - Message Board

At the end of each player's turn, if that player played no cards from his or her hand, he or she gains a Fail token. If he or she played 2 or more cards, he or she gains a Win token.
Action: If you control 4 Win tokens, eliminate a player with 4 Fail tokens. Any player may play this action.

#4687

Card by jtwe

4/1

April Fools!

Action

Draw a card.

If this card is revealed from your hand by an opponent, you win the game.

#4688

Card by jtwe

Bureaucracy

Thing - Order

If you can play this Thing's Action, you must.

Action: Give control of this Thing to a player that has not controlled it. If every player has controlled this Thing, destroy it, and the player that played it draws one card for each player.

#4689

Card by jtwe

6A

Temporal Accounting

Action

If you don't play any Things this turn, take another turn after this one.

#4690

Card by Bucky

7A

Temporal Accountant

Thing

Action+Thing:Take an extra turn after this one if you didn't take the turn before this one. You don't draw a card at the start of the extra turn.

#4691

Card by Bucky

Bottled fog

Thing

Things with a Fog Tokens cannot be targeted by Actions. Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank. Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game. When this is destroyed create 3 fog tokens and put them on random things.

#4692

Card by gill_smoke

Serene Node

Thing

Your hand size increases by one for every node you control.

#4693

Card by gill_smoke

Tom Dalton

Thing

Action & Thing: create a field token. Action: create a crop token for each field token you control. Action: Destroy a crop and a field token, create a money token.

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That was the Waltons dumbass.

#4694

Card by gill_smoke

P

Pow Block

Thing

Thing: Draw a card for every token you destroy during your turn, and destroy Pow Block at the end of your turn.

#4695

Card by Binarius

Robin Hood

Action

Take the hand of the opponent with the most cards in their hand and deal it out to every other player, starting with yourself.

#4696

Card by Binarius

F-35 Lightning

Thing

Destroy 5 Money tokens the first time you play this card. Thing: Destroy target Thing and return F-35 Lightning to your hand.

#4697

Card by Binarius

8A

Power Nap

Thing

Draw a card at the end of each of your turns. Whenever you take an Action or play a Thing, destroy Power Nap.

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Recharged and ready to go.

#4698

Card by Bucky

9A

Berserk Rampage

Thing

Discard a card and destroy a Thing at the end of each of your turns. Whenever you take an Action or play a Thing, destroy Berserk Rampage.

#4699

Card by Bucky

0A

Poisonous Mood

Thing

Each opponent discards a random card at the end of each of your turns. Whenever you take an Action or play a Thing, destroy Poisonous Mood.

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Armed with weapons-grade sarcasm and a mouthful of vitriol.

#4700

Card by Bucky