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{{card|title=Headline Probe Shock|type=Action|text=Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | <!-- Cards added between 22 December 2008 and 1 January 2009 --> | ||
{{card|title=Headline Probe Shock|type=Action|text=Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3401}} | |||
{{card|title=Sticks Nix Hick Pix|type=Action|text=Destroy any card with an 'x' on it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Sticks Nix Hick Pix|type=Action|text=Destroy any card with an 'x' on it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3402}} | ||
{{card|title=Thin Ice|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Thin Ice|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3403}} | ||
{{card|title=The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a card, discard a card.<BR>'''Thing:''' Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."|bgcolor=860}} | {{card|title=The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a card, discard a card.<BR>'''Thing:''' Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."|bgcolor=860|number=3404}} | ||
{{card|title=Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a map, to abandon the card.<BR>'''The point:''' everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=66FF66|flavortext="Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."}} | {{card|title=Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a map, to abandon the card.<BR>'''The point:''' everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=66FF66|flavortext="Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."|number=3405}} | ||
{{card|title=Card text translated into Arabic and English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' a card, and to reject the card.<BR> | {{card|title=Card text translated into Arabic and English|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' a card, and to reject the card.<BR> | ||
'''Thing:''' All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFB200|flavortext="Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."}} | '''Thing:''' All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFB200|flavortext="Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."|number=3406}} | ||
{{card|title=Glitter Coating|type=Thing|text=Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Glitter Coating|type=Thing|text=Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3407}} | ||
{{card|title=Ice Lord|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.<BR>'''Action:''' Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=00E5FF}} | {{card|title=Ice Lord|type=Thing|text=When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.<BR>'''Action:''' Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=00E5FF|number=3408}} | ||
{{card|title=Queen of Eternal Winter|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."|creator=Zt|bgcolor=66E5FF}} | {{card|title=Queen of Eternal Winter|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."|creator=Zt|bgcolor=66E5FF|number=3409}} | ||
{{card|title=Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer|type=Thing|text=Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer|type=Thing|text=Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3410}} | ||
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|text=Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen. | |text=Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen. | ||
|flavortext=The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus." | |flavortext=The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus." | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3411}} | ||
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|text=Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card. | |text=Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card. | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3412}} | ||
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|text=Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing. | |text=Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing. | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3413}} | ||
{{card|title=Perchten|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.|creator=Zt|flavortext=These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.|bgcolor=006|longtext=true}} | {{card|title=Perchten|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.|creator=Zt|flavortext=These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.|bgcolor=006|longtext=true|number=3414}} | ||
{{card|title=Christmas Presents|type=Action|text=Each player gives a card to the player to her left.|flavortext="Merry Christmas!"|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Christmas Presents|type=Action|text=Each player gives a card to the player to her left.|flavortext="Merry Christmas!"|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|number=3415}} | ||
{{card|title=The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.|creator=Zt|flavortext="I NEVER get something else!"|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.|creator=Zt|flavortext="I NEVER get something else!"|bgcolor=006|number=3416}} | ||
{{card|title=Peace and Goodwill|type=Action|text=Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Peace and Goodwill|type=Action|text=Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3417}} | ||
{{card|title=Scapegoat|type=Action|text=A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Scapegoat|type=Action|text=A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3418}} | ||
{{card|title=Merry Christmas!|type=Action|text=Players hug each other. Everybody wins.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Merry Christmas!|type=Action|text=Players hug each other. Everybody wins.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|number=3419}} | ||
{{card|title=Leftovers|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Leftovers|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3420}} | ||
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|text=When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card. | |text=When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card. | ||
|flavortext= This has a higher RoI than a CD | |flavortext= This has a higher RoI than a CD | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3421}} | ||
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|text=Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens. | |text=Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens. | ||
|flavortext="For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub | |flavortext="For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3422}} | ||
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|bgcolor=600 | |bgcolor=600 | ||
|text=Everybody discards thier hands and draws one card. | |text=Everybody discards thier hands and draws one card. | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3423}} | ||
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|bgcolor=CC0033 | |bgcolor=CC0033 | ||
|text=When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.<BR>'''Action:''' Give a magma token you control to target player. | |text=When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.<BR>'''Action:''' Give a magma token you control to target player. | ||
|creator=Zt}} | |creator=Zt|number=3424}} | ||
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|text='''Action and Thing:''' Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player." | |text='''Action and Thing:''' Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player." | ||
|creator=Zt}} | |creator=Zt|number=3425}} | ||
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|text=Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".<BR> Action: Destroy target Thing.<BR> Action: Target opponent discards his hand.|creator=Zt | |text=Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".<BR> Action: Destroy target Thing.<BR> Action: Target opponent discards his hand.|creator=Zt | ||
|flavortext="Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho | |flavortext="Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho | ||
Ducha Kyrieleyson"|longtext=true}} | Ducha Kyrieleyson"|longtext=true|number=3426}} | ||
{{card|title=Blank Knights|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ}} | {{card|title=Blank Knights|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|number=3427}} | ||
{{card|title=King Of Fire And Ice|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: '''Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.}} | {{card|title=King Of Fire And Ice|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=ChippyYYZ|text='''Action: '''Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.|number=3428}} | ||
{{card|title=Mind Implosion|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.}} | {{card|title=Mind Implosion|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.|number=3429}} | ||
{{card|title=Baba Jaga|type=Thing - Slavic Mythology|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt|text=When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.<BR>'''Action:''' Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.|flavortext="The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri|longtext=true}} | {{card|title=Baba Jaga|type=Thing - Slavic Mythology|bgcolor=000|creator=Zt|text=When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.<BR>'''Action:''' Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.|flavortext="The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri|longtext=true|number=3430}} | ||
{{card|title=Face-Eating Alien Bees|type=Thing|bgcolor=E5CC00|creator=Zt|text='''Action:''' All insects you control are copied.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.|flavortext="There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."|cornervalue=Bzzz}} | {{card|title=Face-Eating Alien Bees|type=Thing|bgcolor=E5CC00|creator=Zt|text='''Action:''' All insects you control are copied.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.|flavortext="There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."|cornervalue=Bzzz|number=3431}} | ||
{{card|title=Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt|text='''Action:''' Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.|flavortext="This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."}} | {{card|title=Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Zt|text='''Action:''' Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.|flavortext="This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."|number=3432}} | ||
{{card|title=Liveblogging|type=Thing|text=Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Liveblogging|type=Thing|text=Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3433}} | ||
{{card|title=Masked Ball|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Masked Ball|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3434}} | ||
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|text= All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed. | |text= All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed. | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3435}} | ||
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|bgcolor=006 | |bgcolor=006 | ||
|text=Marly is a ghost and can not be destroyed until Christmas Eve. | |text=Marly is a ghost and can not be destroyed until Christmas Eve. | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3436}} | ||
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|bgcolor=600 | |bgcolor=600 | ||
|text=Create 10 money tokens | |text=Create 10 money tokens | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3437}} | ||
{{card|title=Turkey Sandwiches|type=Thing|text=If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Turkey Sandwiches|type=Thing|text=If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3438}} | ||
{{card|title=Wrapping Paper|type=Thing|text=If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Wrapping Paper|type=Thing|text=If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3439}} | ||
{{card|title=Baubles|type=Thing|text=If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. '''Action:''' Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Baubles|type=Thing|text=If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. '''Action:''' Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3440}} | ||
{{card|title= Franchising |type=Thing|text = '''Action''' Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card. <br> '''Action''' Create a Money Token. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title= Franchising |type=Thing|text = '''Action''' Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card. <br> '''Action''' Create a Money Token. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=3441}} | ||
{{card|title=Automat|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Automat|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3442}} | ||
{{card|title=Memory Test|type=Action|text=Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Memory Test|type=Action|text=Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3443}} | ||
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|text=Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card. <BR> | |text=Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card. <BR> | ||
|flavortext="Its a shame really" -Bub | |flavortext="Its a shame really" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3444}} | ||
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|text=Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand. | |text=Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand. | ||
|flavortext="... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub | |flavortext="... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3445}} | ||
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|text=Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card. | |text=Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card. | ||
|flavortext="You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub | |flavortext="You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3446}} | ||
{{card|title=Marshland|type=Thing|text=A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Marshland|type=Thing|text=A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3447}} | ||
{{card|title=Landing Craft|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Landing Craft|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3448}} | ||
{{card|title=Chamaleon from Beyond|type=Thing|text=If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}} | {{card|title=Chamaleon from Beyond|type=Thing|text=If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000|number=3449}} | ||
{{card|title=Always One Step Ahead|type=Thing|text=The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Always One Step Ahead|type=Thing|text=The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3450}} | ||
{{card|title=Numagbar controls you|type=Action|text=During target player's next turn, you play for him.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Numagbar controls you|type=Action|text=During target player's next turn, you play for him.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|number=3451}} | ||
{{card|title= Simon Says |type=Thing (person) |text = Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title= Simon Says |type=Thing (person) |text = Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=3452}} | ||
{{card|title=Numagbar|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target non-living Thing.<BR>'''Thing:''' Target opponent discards a card.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Target opponent discards two cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Numagbar|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target non-living Thing.<BR>'''Thing:''' Target opponent discards a card.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Target opponent discards two cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3453}} | ||
{{card|title=Jdragsa|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Create a lightning token.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.<BR>'''Action:''' Draw two cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Jdragsa|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Create a lightning token.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.<BR>'''Action:''' Draw two cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3454}} | ||
{{card|title=Xuburge|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase | {{card|title=Xuburge|type=Thing - Fallen God|text=When this card comes into play from your hand, erase | ||
all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn. <BR>'''Thing:''' Take an extra Action.<BR>'''Action:''' Play an Action card from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | all but one ability from it.<BR>'''Action:''' Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn. <BR>'''Thing:''' Take an extra Action.<BR>'''Action:''' Play an Action card from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3455}} | ||
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|text=Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand. | |text=Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand. | ||
|flavortext=Did I miss anything? -Bucky | |flavortext=Did I miss anything? -Bucky | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3456}} | ||
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|text=Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand. | |text=Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand. | ||
|flavortext= "Lucky bastard" -Bub | |flavortext= "Lucky bastard" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3457}} | ||
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|text=If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect. | |text=If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect. | ||
|flavortext="What good did that do?" -Bub | |flavortext="What good did that do?" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3458}} | ||
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|bgcolor=006 | |bgcolor=006 | ||
|cornervalue=A1 | |cornervalue=A1 | ||
|text='''Action:''' Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.|creator=Zt}} | |text='''Action:''' Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.|creator=Zt|number=3459}} | ||
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|bgcolor=006 | |bgcolor=006 | ||
|cornervalue=T1 | |cornervalue=T1 | ||
|text=During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.|creator=Zt}} | |text=During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.|creator=Zt|number=3460}} | ||
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|bgcolor=006 | |bgcolor=006 | ||
|cornervalue=T2 | |cornervalue=T2 | ||
|text=At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.|creator=Zt}} | |text=At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.|creator=Zt|number=3461}} | ||
{{card|title=Pre-Emptive Sniper|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Pre-Emptive Sniper|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3462}} | ||
{{card|title= Viking Funeral |type=Thing |text = Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions: <br> '''Reaction''' Destroy up to half of your own Tokens <br> '''Reaction''' Discard up to half of your hand <br> '''Reaction''' Destroy another of your non-Token Things |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title= Viking Funeral |type=Thing |text = Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions: <br> '''Reaction''' Destroy up to half of your own Tokens <br> '''Reaction''' Discard up to half of your hand <br> '''Reaction''' Destroy another of your non-Token Things |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=3463}} | ||
{{card|title=Testing Chamber|type=Action|text=Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Testing Chamber|type=Action|text=Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3464}} | ||
{{card|title=Card War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Card War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3465}} | ||
{{card|title=Thing War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Thing War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3466}} | ||
{{card|title=Action War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Action War|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.<BR>'''Action:''' Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3467}} | ||
{{card|title=Beta Version|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Beta Version|type=Thing|text=At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3468}} | ||
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|text='''Thing:''' Create a blank token | |text='''Thing:''' Create a blank token | ||
|flavortext="If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub | |flavortext="If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3469}} | ||
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|text=Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn. | |text=Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn. | ||
|flavortext = "Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer | |flavortext = "Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3470}} | ||
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|bgcolor=000 | |bgcolor=000 | ||
|text=When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card. <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a living thing. <BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of '''"Kali"''' from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it. | |text=When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card. <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a living thing. <BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of '''"Kali"''' from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it. | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3471}} | ||
{{card|title=Reflector Dish|type=Thing|text=The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Reflector Dish|type=Thing|text=The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3472}} | ||
{{card|title=Personal Shopper|type=Action|text=Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Personal Shopper|type=Action|text=Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3473}} | ||
{{card|title=Golden Vampire|type=Thing|text=Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFCC00|flavortext="Remember Grailquest?"}} | {{card|title=Golden Vampire|type=Thing|text=Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.<BR>'''Action:''' Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFCC00|flavortext="Remember Grailquest?"|number=3474}} | ||
{{card|title=Get Rich or Die Trying|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Get Rich or Die Trying|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3475}} | ||
{{card|title=Get Poor or Die Trying|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Get Poor or Die Trying|type=Thing - Goal|text=Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3476}} | ||
{{card|title= Monomania |type=Thing|text = No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition. <br> '''Action''' Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition. <br> '''Action''' (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it. |creator=Goldenboots| cornervalue = 1 |bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title= Monomania |type=Thing|text = No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition. <br> '''Action''' Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition. <br> '''Action''' (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it. |creator=Goldenboots| cornervalue = 1 |bgcolor=006|number=3477}} | ||
{{card|title= Restraining Order |type=Thing|text = Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee. <br> '''Restrainee''': _______________ <br> '''Action''' Change the Restrainee. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title= Restraining Order |type=Thing|text = Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee. <br> '''Restrainee''': _______________ <br> '''Action''' Change the Restrainee. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=3478}} | ||
{{card|title= Brainwashed |type=Thing|longtext = true|text = Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.<br> '''Action''' Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this. <br> '''Swami''': ______________|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title= Brainwashed |type=Thing|longtext = true|text = Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.<br> '''Action''' Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this. <br> '''Swami''': ______________|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=3479}} | ||
{{card|title=Vampire Hedgefond Manager|type=Thing|text=Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}} | {{card|title=Vampire Hedgefond Manager|type=Thing|text=Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000|number=3480}} | ||
{{card|title=Clockpunk|type=Thing|text=Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Clockpunk|type=Thing|text=Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3481}} | ||
{{card|title=The Fool|type=Thing|text=If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.<BR>'''Action:''' Create a pointless token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=The Fool|type=Thing|text=If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.<BR>'''Action:''' Create a pointless token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3482}} | ||
{{card|title=The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice|type=Thing|text=Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone|bgcolor=CC6600}} | {{card|title=The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice|type=Thing|text=Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone|bgcolor=CC6600|number=3483}} | ||
{{card|title=Snow-Blocked Path|type=Thing|text=All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy this.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFF}} | {{card|title=Snow-Blocked Path|type=Thing|text=All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy this.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FFF|number=3484}} | ||
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|text=You may play two things every turn. | |text=You may play two things every turn. | ||
|flavortext="No home is complete without one" -Bub | |flavortext="No home is complete without one" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3485}} | ||
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|text=If sombody would win eliminate yourself.<br> | |text=If sombody would win eliminate yourself.<br> | ||
|flavortext="The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub | |flavortext="The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3486}} | ||
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|text=<br><br><br><br><br> | |text=<br><br><br><br><br> | ||
|flavortext="yeah like those Jagoffs ever do anything" -Bub | |flavortext="yeah like those Jagoffs ever do anything" -Bub | ||
|creator=gill_smoke}} | |creator=gill_smoke|number=3487}} | ||
{{card|title=Old, New, Borrowed, Blue|type=Action|text=Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Old, New, Borrowed, Blue|type=Action|text=Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3488}} | ||
{{card|title=Rumours of War|type=Action|text=Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Rumours of War|type=Action|text=Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=3489}} | ||
{{card|title=Happy New Year!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.}} | {{card|title=Happy New Year!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=ChippyYYZ|text=Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.|number=3490}} | ||
{{card|title=Bittersweet Memories|type=Action|text=Choose one.<BR>Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.<BR>Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M1}} | {{card|title=Bittersweet Memories|type=Action|text=Choose one.<BR>Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.<BR>Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M1|number=3491}} | ||
{{card|title=Deep Memories|type=Action|text=Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M2}} | {{card|title=Deep Memories|type=Action|text=Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M2|number=3492}} | ||
{{card|title=False Memories|type=Action|text=Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M3}} | {{card|title=False Memories|type=Action|text=Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|cornervalue=M3|number=3493}} | ||
{{card|title=Critical Mass|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Critical Mass|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=3494}} | ||
{{card|title=Cliche Elephant|type=Thing|cornervalue=100|text=Can only be destroyed by a mouse|creator=Aetherknight}} | {{card|title=Cliche Elephant|type=Thing|cornervalue=100|text=Can only be destroyed by a mouse|creator=Aetherknight|number=3495}} | ||
{{card|title=Flamethrower|type=Action|cornervalue=5 |text=Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage|creator=Aetherknight}} | {{card|title=Flamethrower|type=Action|cornervalue=5 |text=Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage|creator=Aetherknight|number=3496}} | ||
{{card|title=...And the Oscar goes to...!|type=Action|text=If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!|creator=Aetherknight}} | {{card|title=...And the Oscar goes to...!|type=Action|text=If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!|creator=Aetherknight|number=3497}} | ||
{{card|title=The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits|type=Thing|text=All players may play cards from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|flavortext="There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits|type=Thing|text=All players may play cards from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|flavortext="There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan|bgcolor=006|number=3498}} | ||
{{card|title=Lost in Dark Realms|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target opponent's control.<BR>You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}} | {{card|title=Lost in Dark Realms|type=Thing|text=You may play this under target opponent's control.<BR>You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=3499}} | ||
{{card|title=Half-Curse of Nemhotep|type=Action|text=Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.|creator=Zt|flavortext="What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"|bgcolor=600}} | {{card|title=Half-Curse of Nemhotep|type=Action|text=Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.|creator=Zt|flavortext="What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"|bgcolor=600|number=3500}} |
Revision as of 16:45, 17 December 2024
The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 3401-3500 | |
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Designer | Everyone |
Date | March 2007 and onwards |
Players | 2+ |
This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck | |
This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page. |
Headline Probe Shock
Action
Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.
#3401
Card by Kevan
Thin Ice
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.
#3403
Card by Kevan
The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English
Thing
Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.
"Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."
Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.
"Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."
#3404
Card by Zt
Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English
Thing
Action: Draw a map, to abandon the card.
The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.
"Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."
The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.
"Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."
#3405
Card by Zt
Card text translated into Arabic and English
Thing
Action: a card, and to reject the card.
Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.
"Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."
Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.
"Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."
#3406
Card by Zt
Glitter Coating
Thing
Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it.
#3407
Card by Kevan
Ice Lord
Thing
When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.
Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.
Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.
#3408
Card by Zt
Queen of Eternal Winter
Thing
Action: Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."
#3409
Card by Zt
Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer
Thing
Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.
#3410
Card by Zt
B0
Buggered LatinAction
Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen.
The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."
The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."
#3411
Card by gill_smoke
R17
Riposte StrikeThing
Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card.
#3412
Card by gill_smoke
R16
FamineAction
Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing.
#3413
Card by gill_smoke
Perchten
Thing
When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.
Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.
These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.
Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.
These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.
#3414
Card by Zt
Christmas Presents
Action
Each player gives a card to the player to her left.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas!"
#3415
Card by Zt
The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas
Thing
You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.
"I NEVER get something else!"
"I NEVER get something else!"
#3416
Card by Zt
Peace and Goodwill
Action
Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.
#3417
Card by Kevan
Scapegoat
Action
A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.
#3418
Card by Kevan
Leftovers
Thing
Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.
#3420
Card by Kevan
M19
Talk to ChuckThing (rule)
When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card.
This has a higher RoI than a CD
This has a higher RoI than a CD
#3421
Card by gill_smoke
R6
There are no problems only opprutunitiesAction Reaction
Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens.
"For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub
"For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub
#3422
Card by gill_smoke
Lava Lord
Thing
When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.
Action: Give a magma token you control to target player.
Action: Give a magma token you control to target player.
#3424
Card by Zt
Magma Overlord from Hell
Thing
Action and Thing: Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player."
#3425
Card by Zt
Blaník Knights
Thing - Slavic Mythology
Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action: Target opponent discards his hand.
"Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson"
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action: Target opponent discards his hand.
"Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson"
#3426
Card by Zt
King Of Fire And Ice
Thing
Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.
#3428
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind Implosion
Action
Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.
#3429
Card by ChippyYYZ
Baba Jaga
Thing - Slavic Mythology
When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.
Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.
"The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri
Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.
"The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri
#3430
Card by Zt
Bzzz
Face-Eating Alien BeesThing
Action: All insects you control are copied.
Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.
"There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."
Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.
"There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."
#3431
Card by Zt
Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death
Thing
Action: Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.
"This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."
"This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."
#3432
Card by Zt
Liveblogging
Thing
Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.
#3433
Card by Kevan
Masked Ball
Thing
Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.
#3434
Card by Kevan
Happy Holidays
Action
All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed.
#3435
Card by gill_smoke
Turkey Sandwiches
Thing
If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.
#3438
Card by Kevan
Wrapping Paper
Thing
If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.
#3439
Card by Kevan
Baubles
Thing
If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. Action: Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.
#3440
Card by Kevan
Franchising
Thing
Action Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card.
Action Create a Money Token.
Action Create a Money Token.
#3441
Card by Goldenboots
Automat
Thing
Action: Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.
#3442
Card by Kevan
Memory Test
Action
Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.
#3443
Card by Kevan
Z11
Zomified preacherThing
Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card.
"Its a shame really" -Bub
"Its a shame really" -Bub
#3444
Card by gill_smoke
R18
Decayed Moral ValuesThing (rule)
Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand.
"... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub
"... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub
#3445
Card by gill_smoke
M12
Investment BankerThing
Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card.
"You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub
"You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub
#3446
Card by gill_smoke
Marshland
Thing
A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.
#3447
Card by Kevan
Landing Craft
Thing
Action: Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.
#3448
Card by Kevan
Chamaleon from Beyond
Thing
If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.
#3449
Card by Zt
Always One Step Ahead
Thing
The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.
#3450
Card by Zt
Simon Says
Thing (person)
Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other.
#3452
Card by Goldenboots
Numagbar
Thing - Fallen God
When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target non-living Thing.
Thing: Target opponent discards a card.
Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target non-living Thing.
Thing: Target opponent discards a card.
Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards.
#3453
Card by Zt
Jdragsa
Thing - Fallen God
When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Create a lightning token.
Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.
Action: Draw two cards.
Action: Create a lightning token.
Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.
Action: Draw two cards.
#3454
Card by Zt
Xuburge
Thing - Fallen God
When this card comes into play from your hand, erase
all but one ability from it.
Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn.
Thing: Take an extra Action.
Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn.
Thing: Take an extra Action.
Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
#3455
Card by Zt
R19
Diving bellThing
Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand.
Did I miss anything? -Bucky
Did I miss anything? -Bucky
#3456
Card by gill_smoke
C10
CasheAction
Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand.
"Lucky bastard" -Bub
"Lucky bastard" -Bub
#3457
Card by gill_smoke
Z12
Zombified Security GuardThing
If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect.
"What good did that do?" -Bub
"What good did that do?" -Bub
#3458
Card by gill_smoke
A1
Sword of ActionThing
Action: Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.
Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.
Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.
#3459
Card by Zt
T1
Time-BenderThing
During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.
#3460
Card by Zt
T2
Lord of TechnocracyThing
At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.
#3461
Card by Zt
Pre-Emptive Sniper
Thing
Action: Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.
#3462
Card by Kevan
Viking Funeral
Thing
Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions:
Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens
Reaction Discard up to half of your hand
Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things
Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens
Reaction Discard up to half of your hand
Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things
#3463
Card by Goldenboots
Testing Chamber
Action
Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.
#3464
Card by Kevan
Card War
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.
Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.
#3465
Card by Zt
Thing War
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.
Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.
#3466
Card by Zt
Action War
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.
Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.
#3467
Card by Zt
Beta Version
Thing
At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.
#3468
Card by Kevan
Factory Worker
Thing
Thing: Create a blank token
"If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub
"If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub
#3469
Card by gill_smoke
R19
Confusing JargonAction Reaction
Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn.
"Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer
"Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer
#3470
Card by gill_smoke
Thugee
Thing
When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card.
Action: Destroy a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
Action: Destroy a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
#3471
Card by gill_smoke
Reflector Dish
Thing
The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.
#3472
Card by Kevan
Personal Shopper
Action
Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.
#3473
Card by Kevan
Golden Vampire
Thing
Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.
Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.
"Remember Grailquest?"
Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.
"Remember Grailquest?"
#3474
Card by Zt
Get Rich or Die Trying
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.
#3475
Card by Zt
Get Poor or Die Trying
Thing - Goal
Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.
#3476
Card by Zt
1
MonomaniaThing
No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition.
Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition.
Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it.
Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition.
Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it.
#3477
Card by Goldenboots
Restraining Order
Thing
Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee.
Restrainee: _______________
Action Change the Restrainee.
Restrainee: _______________
Action Change the Restrainee.
#3478
Card by Goldenboots
Brainwashed
Thing
Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.
Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this.
Swami: ______________
Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this.
Swami: ______________
#3479
Card by Goldenboots
Vampire Hedgefond Manager
Thing
Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)
#3480
Card by Zt
Clockpunk
Thing
Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.
#3481
Card by Kevan
The Fool
Thing
If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.
Action: Create a pointless token.
Action: Create a pointless token.
#3482
Card by Zt
The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice
Thing
Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.
"Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone
"Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone
#3483
Card by Zt
Snow-Blocked Path
Thing
All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"
Action: Destroy this.
Action: Destroy this.
#3484
Card by Zt
Keg Lift
Thing
You may play two things every turn.
"No home is complete without one" -Bub
"No home is complete without one" -Bub
#3485
Card by gill_smoke
Spite house
Thing
If sombody would win eliminate yourself.
"The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub
"The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub
#3486
Card by gill_smoke
Old, New, Borrowed, Blue
Action
Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.
#3488
Card by Kevan
Rumours of War
Action
Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.
#3489
Card by Kevan
Happy New Year!
Action
Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.
#3490
Card by ChippyYYZ
M1
Bittersweet MemoriesAction
Choose one.
Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.
Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.
#3491
Card by Zt
M2
Deep MemoriesAction
Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.
#3492
Card by Zt
M3
False MemoriesAction
Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)
#3493
Card by Zt
Critical Mass
Thing
Action: Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.
#3494
Card by Kevan
100
Cliche ElephantThing
Can only be destroyed by a mouse
#3495
Card by Aetherknight
5
FlamethrowerAction
Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage
#3496
Card by Aetherknight
...And the Oscar goes to...!
Action
If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!
#3497
Card by Aetherknight
The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits
Thing
All players may play cards from the discard pile.
"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan
"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan
#3498
Card by Zt
Lost in Dark Realms
Thing
You may play this under target opponent's control.
You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.
You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.
#3499
Card by Zt
Half-Curse of Nemhotep
Action
Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.
"What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"
"What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"
#3500
Card by Zt