Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 801-900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 801-900
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Reason to Live

Thing

If any Thing requires its own destruction to take effect, then that aspect of its effect is removed. Also, if any Thing requires itself to be discarded after a certain amount of turns, it instead stays in play until it is destroyed like any other Thing.

#801

Card by Corrigan

Old Age

Thing

At the end of your turn, put an Age token on every Thing except this one. If a Thing ever has three or more Age tokens on it, it is destroyed.

#802

Card by Kevan

Mexican Standoff

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller may destroy a Thing. (This card may trigger itself.)

#803

Card by Kevan

Frantic Shapeshifters

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller may put a Thing into play from their hand.

#804

Card by Kevan

One cup too much

Thing

Whenever a target would be chosen choose it randomly.

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This is what happens when you drink too much caffeine

#805

Card by Jindra34

For the Want of a Nail

Action

Destroy a Thing, unless its controller discards a Thing card from their hand.

#806

Card by Kevan

It's Better to be a Coward for a Day Than to be Dead Forever

Thing

No player may be eliminated from play if they control at least one tangible Thing. Whenever a player would be eliminated, a tangible Thing under their control is destroyed instead. The would-be eliminator can choose which Thing is destroyed.

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'At least hiding keeps me alive!'

#807

Card by Corrigan

Frank Zappa

Thing-Person

If a card's effect would apply to itself but doesn't because its text includes a phrase like 'other than this card' it affects itself anyway.

#808

Card by Corrigan

Launch a Volley of Envy Arrows

Action-Petty

Eliminate all players from play who control more Things than you do.

#809

Card by Corrigan

Tactical Retreat

Action

Return a Thing you control to your hand. (You may choose play this in response to a Thing you control being destroyed, to return it to your hand instead.)

#810

Card by Kevan

Junkyard Army

Thing

Whenever any player destroys a Thing controlled by an opponent (other than this card), they gain control of it instead.

#811

Card by Kevan

The Rich Get Richer

Action

Each player draws as many cards as they already have in their hand.

#812

Card by Kevan

Go on a Conquest

Action

Flip a coin for each card in play under an opponent's control. If the coin comes up heads, destroy the card. If the coin comes up tails, take control of the card.

#813

Card by Corrigan

Shishkebab

Thing

When it is your turn, you may use the abilities of all Things under your control in that one turn. If one of your Things is destroyed, destroy all of your Things

#814

Card by Corrigan

Coin Shower

Action

Create twenty Money Tokens and gain control of them. Create eight Money Tokens for every opponent, and give eight of those Money Tokens to each player. You must play Coin Shower immediately after you draw it, and after it is played your turn is over.

#815

Card by Corrigan

Keyser Söze

Thing

When this comes into play, choose and secretly note down the name of another Thing you control (or this card, if you have no other Things). If that Thing leaves play, destroy Keyser Soze; if it leaves play on an opponent's turn, you lose the game. Action: Destroy a Thing.

#816

Card by Kevan

Child's Play

Thing

All players discard their hands. For as long as Child's Play is in play, all players' turns consist of drawing a card and then playing that card. The card, when drawn, must be played without exception. No player may draw more than one card per turn.

#817

Card by Corrigan

Flung Toaster

Thing-Appliance

Action: Select a tangible Thing under an opponent's control and flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, then the target Thing is destroyed; if it comes up tails, Flung Toaster is destroyed. If Flung Toaster was not destroyed, give control of it to the target card's controller. Flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, then Flung Toaster's new controller cannot use it.

#818

Card by Corrigan

Irreproducible Bugs

Thing

When this comes into play, pick a Thing with an action ability. Whenever its controller uses that ability, all other players may immediately play one Action card in response.

#819

Card by Kevan

My Man Friday

Thing-Person

This card may never have control of it changed for any reason. This card may also fulfill any requirements outlined by other cards.

#820

Card by Corrigan

Have a Forked Lightning Bolt Strike

Action

Pick an opponent. Destroy their furthest-left card and their furthest-right card

#821

Card by Corrigan

Peasant Revolt

Action

The player with the fewest Things in play wins the game.

#822

Card by Corrigan

Whiteout

Action

Play this card at any time. Choose a card, and choose a sentence on that card. It loses that sentence until the end of your next turn.

#823

Card by JJ12121616

Cinder Block

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing, then roll 1d6. If you roll equal to the number of things in play, you win.

#824

Card by JJ12121616

Discard Fodder

Nothing at all...

You may not play this card. Whenever you discard Discard Fodder, roll 1d6 and draw cards equal to the number rolled this way.

#825

Card by JJ12121616

Schadenfreude

Thing

Whenever an opponent loses control of a Thing to another player, has a Thing destroyed or has a Thing altered, draw a card for each Thing swapped, altered or destroyed.

#826

Card by Corrigan

The Inverse Ninja Law

Thing

Add up all numerical values on all cards in play that have some kind of numerical value on them. Divide that number by the number of cards in play with numerical values. Replace their numerical values with the result.

#827

Card by Corrigan

The End of the Secrecy

Thing

All players lay their hands on the playing surface in front of them so all the other players can see them. Any player can use the cards in the hand of any other player if they so wish.

#828

Card by Corrigan

Victory Damper

Thing

If a player would win the game, they draw a card instead unless this card has already prevented a victory this turn. The card with the text that would allow the victory cannot make any player win until the start of the next turn. If this card would be destroyed, discard a card instead unless this card has already prevented its own destruction this turn.

#829

Card by Bucky

Magic Mirror

Thing

At the start of each of your turns, give Magic Mirror to an opponent of your choice for the duration of this turn, and gain control of all of their Things for the duration of this turn.

#830

Card by Kevan

Pepper's Ghost

Thing

At the start of each of your turns, you may put a Thing into play. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn, if you still control it.

#831

Card by Kevan

Bullet Catch

Action

Play in response to an Action card being played by an opponent. The card has no effect, and you may put it into your hand.

#832

Card by Kevan

Unstoppable force

Action

Action: Destroy any thing.

#833

Card by Tar7arus

Invincible rock

Thing

Thing: This card can not be destroyed.

#834

Card by Tar7arus

Expanded Options

Thing

Each turn, you may play two Things, two Actions or one Thing and one Action.

#835

Card by Corrigan

Straitjacket

Thing

Play into the control of an opponent. The controller of Straitjacket may not play a Thing and an Action during the same turn.

#836

Card by Kevan

The Eye of Argon

Thing

Action: Look at an opponent's hand, and force them to discard any cards with fewer than three words in their name.

#837

Card by Kevan

Bomb-Banners

Thing-Group

While this card is in play, no more than one Thing can be destroyed at once.

#838

Card by Corrigan

Mummy Alive

Thing-Undead

Whenever any of your Things is destroyed, give the destroying player an amount of Curse tokens equal to the number of your Things they destroyed. This applies to you if you destroy any of your own Things for any reason. If any player acquires 8 Curse tokens, they are eliminated from the game.

#839

Card by Corrigan

All or Nothin'

Action

Have all players reveal their hands. If a player's hand is composed of either all Actions or all Things, their hand size is increased by one. Otherwise, their hand size is decreased by one.

#840

Card by Corrigan

Petri-Dish

Thing

When this card comes into play, put a Bacteria token into play. When it leaves play, destroy all Bacteria. Action: Double the number of Bacteria tokens each player controls.

#841

Card by Kevan

The Thurston Grip

Thing

Whenever you discard a card from your hand, you may destroy a Thing.

#842

Card by Kevan

Nanobot Swarm

Thing

Action: Draw, reveal and discard cards until you reveal a Thing; put it into play and give control of Nanobot Swarm to an opponent.

#843

Card by Kevan

Crate

Thing

When Crate is destroyed, search through the draw pile and put the first tangible Thing you find in Crate's place. If that Thing has an Action ability, it may use that ability immediately if you wish.

#844

Card by Corrigan

Friedrich Nietzsche

Thing

Action: End the game. All players are considered to have lost.

#845

Card by Corrigan

Tigersheep

Thing

Tigersheep cannot destroy Things. Action: Destroy 2 Things.

#846

Card by Corrigan

Mind Control

Thing

Pick an opponent, look through their hand, and take up to three cards.

#847

Card by Asymptote

Carnivorous Rose

Thing

This card is considered able to destroy Things only on your turn. Action: Destroy a Thing.

#848

Card by Corrigan

Trinitize

Action

Select 3 Things under your control and put them in a stack. Those 3 Things are considered to be one Thing with the combined names and texts of all of them. Its colour is considered to be the one possessed by the majority of the component cards.

#849

Card by Corrigan

Sheep's Clothing

Thing

Play Sheep's Clothing on a Thing you control; that Thing has no text during your opponents' turns.

#850

Card by Corrigan

Wiretap

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it to you.

#851

Card by Kevan

Fall Guy

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may prevent its destruction and destroy Fall Guy. Whenever you would discard a card, you may discard Fall Guy from your hand instead.

#852

Card by Kevan

Hideous Mutant

Action

Pick a random card from the discard pile, and for each word on the card, flip a coin. If heads, strike out the word.

#853

Card by Asymptote

Spam Filter

Thing

When Spam Filter comes into play, choose a letter. Cards with that letter in their title may not be played.

#854

Card by Kevan

Raining Cats and Dogs

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, the player responsible for it coming into play must destroy a Thing.

#855

Card by Kevan

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Thing

Whenever an Action (or a copy of an Action) is played by a player, any of their opponents may force them to play another copy of that Action.

#856

Card by Kevan

Double-Sided Forcefield

Thing

Equip this card onto a Thing under the control of any player. The Thing equipped with this card is not affected by any cards other than this one and cannot affect any other cards.

#857

Card by Corrigan

Hidden Microphone

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws a card, plays a card, or discards a card from his or her hand, he or she must read that card's title, type and text aloud.

#858

Card by Corrigan

Shady Figure in a Trenchcoat

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, return the card to the owner's hand. The card, if returned, does not take effect but is considered to have been played.

#859

Card by Corrigan

Alarm Bells

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing card, draw a card.

#860

Card by Kevan

Overwhelm

Action

Reveal your hand. An opponent picks one of those cards for you to discard; the rest are played immediately.

#861

Card by Kevan

Transcendentalism

Thing

This card may only be played if you already control five or more Things. If this is the only Thing you control, you win the game. At the start of your turn, give control of a Thing you control to an opponent.

#862

Card by Kevan

Voodoo Doll

Thing

Select an opposing Thing and make Voodoo Doll a copy of that Thing, except Voodoo Doll's copied text does not have any real effect. Whenever Voodoo Doll is changed or destroyed, the other Thing is changed or destroyed accordingly.

#863

Card by Corrigan

Inflame

Action

Select a Thing and flip a coin. If it comes up heads, destroy the Thing and flip a coin for the card to its direct left and the card to its direct right and repeat the process until a tail comes up or all of that player's Things are destroyed. When a card is destroyed, the gap remains.

#864

Card by Corrigan

Omnipresence

Action

Select one Thing in play. Put a copy of it in each player's hand, a copy under the control of each player, one copy in the draw pile and one copy in the discard pile. When one of the copies (or the original) is destroyed, returned or drawn, create a replacement copy and put it in the place of the destroyed, drawn or returned one.

#865

Card by Corrigan

Double Barrels

Thing

The first time a player plays a card during a turn, they must immediately play another card of the same type (Action or Thing), or the first card is discarded and has no effect.

#866

Card by Kevan

Cruise Missile

Thing

At any time, you may destroy this Thing and another Thing of your choice.

#867

Card by Bucky

Rain

Action

Every player receives a Water token. Return this card to your hand afterwards.

#868

Card by Bucky

Biodegradation

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its controller draws two cards.

#869

Card by Kevan

Freebird

Thing

This card is not considered to be under the control of any player. Freebird is not affected by locations.

#870

Card by Corrigan

Hallowed Halls

Thing

Whenever a player draws a card (including at the beginning of their turn), bring the card on top of the discard pile back into play under the control of the player who drew the card.

#871

Card by Corrigan

Dumbfound 'Em

Action

Choose an opponent. All of their Things are considered effectless until your next turn.

#872

Card by Corrigan

Chance Time

Action

Choose one non-token Thing belonging to each player and give each to a different random player.

#873

Card by Bucky

Self-Destructive Greed

Action

Draw 2 cards and decrease your hand size by 1.

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"I don't care! It GETS me stuff!"

#874

Card by Corrigan

Judge Dredd

Thing

Whenever an ambiguity or conflict between card effects arises, destroy the ambiguous and/or conflicting cards.

#875

Card by Corrigan

2

Pickelhaube

Thing-Clothing

Play this card onto a Thing you control. When that Thing is made a target of destruction, roll a 6-sided die. On a roll of 5 or 6, your Thing is not destroyed.

#876

Card by Corrigan

Collective Thought

Action

Name a card. If the named card is in play or in the discard pile, place it into your hand.

#877

Card by JJ12121616

you just got pwned lolz!!11!!

Action

Choose a thing. All players that don't control the chosen thing draw a card. Destroy the chosen thing.

#878

Card by JJ12121616

Really Fast Roller Skates

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, before you draw for your turn, draw 3 cards and discard 2 cards at random.

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Bob, Bob, Bob of suburbia, watch out for that SUV!

#879

Card by JJ12121616

Sniper Position

Thing

When Sniper Position comes into play, look at a chosen opponent's hand, then name a card. The named card cannot be played.

#880

Card by Kevan

Respawn Point

Thing

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, discard your hand and put the destroyed Thing back into play under your control.

#881

Card by Kevan

Magic Hat

Thing

Create a copy of Magic Hat and put it under the control of an opponent. Every turn, that opponent must give control of one of her/his Things to you and you must give control of one of your Things to her/him. Control of a Magic Hat cannot be changed in this way. The copied Magic Hat does not get copied.

#882

Card by Corrigan

Killer Pollen

Thing-Plant

Each turn, destroy 2 random Things in play other than this one.

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Just don't inhale and you'll be fine.

#883

Card by Corrigan

8

Ouroboros

Thing

When you play this card, put it face down on top of the draw pile. When you draw this card, you must play it. If Ouroboros is discarded from your hand, put it face down on top of the draw pile.

#884

Card by Corrigan

Spirit Realm

Thing

Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, put a Ghost token into play under the control of the destroyed Thing's controller.

#885

Card by Kevan

Rentaghost

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy any Things which were put into play by this card. Action: Discard a card, and put a Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.

#886

Card by Kevan

Echo

Action

Pick an Action card in the discard pile; unless an opponent discards two cards, this Action counts as a copy of that Action.

#887

Card by Kevan

Splat!

Action-Cartoon

Create a black Thing with no effect called 1000-lb Weight and place it on top of an opponent's Thing. That Thing is considered effectless. When 1000-lb Weight is destroyed, the Thing underneath is considered to have no effect until the end of your next turn.

#888

Card by Corrigan

Conk!

Action-Cartoon

Destroy a Thing belonging to an opponent and bring it back into play at the start of your next turn. That Thing is considered to have been destroyed by a Thing called Hammer.

#889

Card by Corrigan

Thwack!

Action-Cartoon

When an opposing Thing would destroy any of your Things, destroy that Thing instead and return it from the discard pile at the beginning of your next turn. You may play this card at any time, regardless of whose turn it is.

#890

Card by Corrigan

Foxhole

Thing

An opponent can only play an Action if you played an Action during your most recent turn.

#891

Card by Kevan

Protection Racket

Thing

Action: Opponent chooses; either you get to destroy a Thing, or you gain one Money token.

#892

Card by Kevan

The Element of Surprise

Action

Pick a random card from any player's hand; they must play it immediately.

#893

Card by Kevan

Marketplace

Thing-Location

As an action, a player can gain control of a Thing by giving its controller an amount of Money tokens equal to its cornervalue. A letter in a cornervalue is replaced by its point value in Scrabble and is added to the number. All Things without corner values are given a corner value equal to the number of words in their title, followed by the initial letter in their title.

#894

Card by Corrigan

B10

Giant Bee

Thing

Action: Destroy this card to destroy two other Things.

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These bees have one common goal: The elimination of the human 'picnic' ritual.

#895

Card by Corrigan

3

Traffic Light

Thing

On each player's turn, before the player has drawn their card, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, change the colour of this card to green and continue as normal. If the coin comes up tails, change this card's colour to red and end the current turn.

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It is the supreme deity of cars the world over.

#896

Card by Corrigan

Philanthropy

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controller must give control of it to an opponent.

#897

Card by Kevan

Identity Theft

Action

Play in response to any card. It takes effect as if you had played it; you may make any decisions required of it.

#898

Card by Kevan

Ricochet

Action

Play in response to any Action that targets one or more players or Things. The player who played it must choose a different valid target, if one exists.

#899

Card by Kevan

Capitalism

Thing

If any player has fifteen or more Money tokens in play, they win the game. Action: Put a Money token into play.

#900

Card by Kevan