Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 701-800

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 701-800
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Spy

Thing

Action:target opponent reveals their hand.

#701

Card by Jindra34

Cursed Book of Doom

Action

You lose. If this card is revealed to be in your hand outside of your turn you lose.

#702

Card by Jindra34

Gift

Action

Give target card in your hand to target opponent.

#703

Card by Jindra34

The Past-Seer

Thing

At any time, you may take the top card from the discard pile and shuffle it into the draw pile.

#704

Card by Corrigan

The Present-Seer

Thing

At any time, you may ask any number of players to reveal their hands to you and only you.

#705

Card by Corrigan

The Future-Seer

Thing

At any time, you may see what the card on top of the draw pile is.

#706

Card by Corrigan

Rainbow Declaration

Action

If there are 7 or more colors of cards in play you win.

#707

Card by Jindra34

Whu?

Action

destroy target thing with more than 15 words in its rules text.

#708

Card by Jindra34

The Abyss

Thing: Location

Whenever a card would be put in the discard pile instead remove it from play. This card is destroyed if the draw pile ever has fewer than 7 cards left in it or if another location is played.

#709

Card by Jindra34

?

Who's That?

Action

Negate the effects of any card that makes reference to fictional or real people in their title.

#710

Card by Corrigan

0X

Death Wormhole

Thing-Quantum

Whenever a Thing is destroyed by another Thing, the card is placed in the hand of the player to the right of the player who controlled the destroyed card. Death Wormhole can only be destroyed by an Action.

#711

Card by Corrigan

3

Slow Motion

Thing-Quantum

Actions are not discarded immediately, but stay in play and in effect like Things. If an Action's effect would normally last for only one turn, it becomes a voluntary effect. Only an Action can destroy this card.

#712

Card by Corrigan

The Latest Thing

Thing

This card counts as a copy of the most recent Thing to be added to the Infinite Dvorak deck web page, excluding those added since the start of the current game.

#713

Card by Kevan

Quicksand

Thing

Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, destroy it at the end of the turn.

#714

Card by Kevan

I'll Come In Again

Action

You may play this at any time. Take a previous card you played this turn back into your hand.

#715

Card by Kevan

Og

Thing-Living

Destroy any number of Things whose titles contain more than one syllable every turn. If any player plays five cards with multi-syllabic names while Og is in play, eliminate her or him from the game.

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Og not get!

#716

Card by Corrigan

Segregate

Action

Put all the cards in the discard pile into the draw pile. Shuffle the draw pile. Divide the draw pile up as evenly as possible among the players. All players now have their own draw pile and their own discard pile. Whenever a card is destroyed, it is sent to its owner's discard pile.

#717

Card by Corrigan

A1

!Yad Sdrawkcab S'ti

Thing

All players increase their hand size by one for every Thing they control (other than this one) which has at least one word which, spelled backwards, is a real word (including names, last and first). One-letter words are excluded.

#718

Card by Corrigan

Foraging Trail

Thing

Whenever an opponent draws a card (unless it's the first card they've drawn that turn), you may also draw a card.

#719

Card by Kevan

Kitchen Cupboards

Thing

Whenever a player would draw a card, they may choose to take a random card from an opponent's hand, instead.

#720

Card by Kevan

Losing Height

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they must destroy a Thing they control.

#721

Card by Kevan

Battering Ram

Action

Put all of your Thing cards in a line so that the the top of the first card touches the bottom of the next one. The first card must touch the end of the playing surface closest to you. If the line of cards reaches across the playing surface and touches one of an opponent's cards, that player is eliminated.

#722

Card by Corrigan

8

Corrosion of Conformity

Thing

Destroy all blue Things. No blue Things, red Actions green Reactions or teal Tack-Ons may be played while Corrosion of Conformity is in play.

#723

Card by Corrigan

7

Comet

Thing-Astronomical

At the beginning of this card's controller's turn, they must give control of Comet to the player to their left. If Comet is ever destroyed, it is returned to the draw pile in 10 turns.

#724

Card by Corrigan

Monkey

Thing

At the beginning of each of your turns while the monkey is in play, pick a yellow thing currently in play and remove it from the game. If there is no yellow thing in play you must provide one from your hand. If you do not have a yellow thing in your hand, discard your whole hand and the monkey.

#725

Card by Clucky

Light Filter

Thing

Draw a card from the deck and place it under this card so that the color of the card can been seen to all. While this card is in play, every card has the color of the card drawn.

#726

Card by Clucky

Color Monopoly

Action

Show everyone one card from your hand. Each player must then give you every hand in their hand which matches in color with the card you showed them.

#727

Card by Clucky

Trebuchet

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play under your control, you may destroy one other Thing you control to destroy any other Thing in play.

#728

Card by Kevan

Fight Scene

Thing

Thing cards cannot be played. Any player may reveal a hand that contains no Action cards, to destroy Fight Scene.

#729

Card by Kevan

Decimate

Action

Remove from the game a tenth of the Things in play, a tenth of each player's hand, a tenth of the deck and a tenth of the discard pile, rounding up in all occasions.

#730

Card by Zaratustra

The UnThing

You may play this during your turn, if you put a Thing in play as well. Counts as a negative Thing. If you have less than zero Things at the start of your turn, win the game.

#731

Card by Zaratustra

8

8-Ball

Thing

Whenever an opponent would destroy any number of your Things, those Things are chosen randomly. If 8-Ball is destroyed in this manner, the player who destroyed it is eliminated from the game.

#732

Card by Corrigan

A1

Smart Aleck

Thing-Person

The card on top of the discard pile is still in effect unless its text contains the phrase 'as long as this card is in play'.

#733

Card by Corrigan

2M

Thickhead

Thing-Person

No cards whose Type includes words such as 'Pun', 'Meta', 'Quantum' or 'Ironic' have effect while this card is in play.

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"If I don't geddit, it can't be tha' 'mportant."

#734

Card by Corrigan

Incredible Density

Thing

As long as this thing is in play it takes two card effects played during the same turn to destroy a thing.

#735

Card by Jindra34

Double Time

Thing

As long as this card is in play players may play twice as many cards as normally allowed.

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Soldiers! MOVE OUT!

#736

Card by Jindra34

Grammar good is not

Type

As long as this card is in play if any one speaks in proper english grammar they immediately are eliminated from the game.

#737

Card by Jindra34

1

You-niquity

Thing

No cards may be copied for any reason. This includes self-copying. Also, no card may be played if it shares a name with a card currently in play.

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Everyone is special!

#738

Card by Corrigan

Fe

Iron Fist

Thing

Any decisions that would be made by the majority are instead made by you. No other player may offer suggestions to you.

#739

Card by Corrigan

Materialistic Book

Thing

No Things that do not represent actual physical things may be played.

#740

Card by Corrigan

Let Me Try

Action

Choose a card from the discard pile which you haven't played yet this game, and put it into your hand.

#741

Card by Kevan

U2

Bono

Thing-Person

At any time, you may change this card's colour to green or blue. Give the player with the fewest money tokens 4 money tokens. Also, negate the lingering effects of any Action cards. Whenever a location card is in play, you may choose to remove its effects at any time.

#742

Card by Corrigan

Shocking Revelation

Action-Reaction

Play this card whenever a player looks at any card in another player's hand. The player whose hand is being looked at discards their hand. They then draw a new hand and can look at the hand of the player who looked at their hand initially.

#743

Card by Corrigan

7U

Uncle Joe's Science Lesson

Thing

All numerical values (including corner values) on all cards in play are changed to infinity.

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"There are some things that are so infinitely huge no one could get it. Then some things are so infinitely tiny no one could ever get it."

#744

Card by Corrigan

Quick Brown Foxes

Action

If the titles of a player's Things contain every letter of the alphabet, that player wins. If this is true for more than one player, the player with the least number of total letters in the title of their things wins.

#745

Card by Clucky

Reverse Gravity

Thing

All players things are kept face down and can only be looked at by the player who owns the thing. All players hands must remain face up at all times. When this card is removed from play, the effect is reversed back to its original form.

#746

Card by Clucky

Sky Islands

Thing-Location

When this card is played, shuffle all of the cards in the discard pile into the draw pile. For as long as this card is in play, if a card is in the discard pile for 5 turns, it is completely removed from the game.

#747

Card by Corrigan

The Universe Flickers

Action-Quantum

If you have had this card in your hand for 4 of your turns, you must play it. If you do not, you are eliminated from the game. For the rest of the turn, all cards, including those in the players' hands, are considered to be completely blank.

#748

Card by Corrigan

0C

Icy Heart

Thing-Symbolic

No cards may be returned from the discard pile. No player may draw more than one card per turn, and no player may have more than 5 cards in her or his hand. Negate the effects of any card that would prevent another card from being destroyed.

#749

Card by Corrigan

Anything Can Happen In The Next Half Hour

Thing

If there are ever any Action cards in the discard pile, they are immediately shuffled into the draw pile.

#750

Card by Kevan

Fifth Ace

Action

Search the draw pile for any card and put it into your hand. Any opponent may discard two cards to prevent this.

#751

Card by Kevan

Mimic

Thing

When Mimic comes into play, choose another Thing; it is destroyed, and its controller gains control of Mimic. Action: Discard two cards to destroy a Thing.

#752

Card by Kevan

Reunite

Action

If any players were eliminated from the game, they are now brought back into the game. They sit in their original seats.

#753

Card by Corrigan

Spirit Duplicator

Thing-Machine

Whenever a card is duplicated, the duplicate(s) must be purple.

#754

Card by Corrigan

P.O.W. Execution

Action-Violent

Destroy all cards under your control who were played by a different player.

#755

Card by Corrigan

Unexpected Birthday

Action

Choose an opponent. They must choose a Thing they control, and give you control of it.

#756

Card by Kevan

Brain Swap

Action

Swap your hand of cards with that of a chosen opponent.

#757

Card by Kevan

3S

Pizza Deadline

Thing

If a player takes longer than 30 seconds to take his or her turn, their turn is skipped.

#758

Card by Corrigan

Spin the Wheel of Fortune

Action

Put all Things in play into a stack and shuffle it. Deal each player an equal number of cards. If there are any cards left over, shuffle them back into the draw pile. In your hand, you may change this card's colour to any other color.

#759

Card by Corrigan

A2

Smart Allen

Thing-Person

For as long as this card is in play, only Actions whose title's first word is an adverb or a present-tense verb may be played.

#760

Card by Corrigan

Martian Chess

Thing

After a player has played an Action card, they must hand it to an opponent instead of putting it in the discard pile.

#761

Card by Kevan

Brockian Ultra-Cricket

Thing

After a player has played an Action card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have any.

#762

Card by Kevan

Oscar Wilde

Thing-Person

On all cards in play other this one, the word 'destroy' is replaced with the phrase 'render blank'.

#763

Card by Corrigan

Communist Fashion

Thing-Oxymoron

Change the colour of every card in play to khaki. If Communist Fashion is destroyed, all of the other cards that were in play when it was destroyed may never have their colour changed.

#764

Card by Corrigan

Unplugged Refrigerator

Thing-Appliance

Action: Destroy this card to destroy 3 adjacent Things which are all under the control of the same player.

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Gonna fall on you!

#765

Card by Corrigan

Token Ring

Thing

Other players may not play cards. Whenever you play a card (not including this one), give control of Token Ring to the player on your right.

#766

Card by Kevan

Fast Response

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may play an Action.

#767

Card by Zaratustra

Weapons Race

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may play a Thing.

#768

Card by Zaratustra

Registering Protest

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may play an Action.

#769

Card by Zaratustra

Concealed Weapons

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may play a Thing.

#770

Card by Kevan

Gorgon

Thing

Action: Replace a chosen Token with a Stone Token.

#771

Card by Kevan

Goldberg Device

Thing

Action: Activate the Action abilities of every other Thing you control, in an order of your choosing.

#772

Card by Kevan

Vegetable Patch

Thing

Action: Discard any number of cards to generate that many Seed Tokens, or destroy any number of Seed Tokens to draw that many cards.

#773

Card by Kevan

Gold-Digging Spouse

Thing-Person

This card can only be controlled by the player who controls the most Things other than this one.

#774

Card by Corrigan

Stockholm Syndrome

Thing

If, while Stockholm Syndrome is in play, control of a Thing is changed and remains so for 3 turns, that Thing may not be returned to its original controller for the remainder of the game.

#775

Card by Corrigan

Supporting Fire

Thing

Whenever one of an opponent's Things is destroyed, the Thing to its left and the Thing to its right are destroyed too.

#776

Card by Corrigan

Enough Already

Action

If each player has taken ten or more turns in this game, you win.

#777

Card by Zaratustra

2R

Remember This?

Thing

All Things without corner values have a corner value equal to the number of words in their title, followed by the initial letter in their title.

#778

Card by Zaratustra

Deadline

Action

If you have played three or more cards since the start of your last turn (this one not included), you win.

#779

Card by Zaratustra

Thing

When you play this card, you must change its title and colour. You may also give it a corner value and expand its type beyond 'Thing' if you wish. Action: Destroy one non-living Thing.

#780

Card by Corrigan

Possessed Desk

Thing-(Living)-Supernatural

Action: Change Possessed Desk's 'Living' status to 'Non-Living' or its 'Non-Living' status to 'Living'. When Possessed Desk is living, its colour is black, and when it is non-living, its colour is brown. Action: If Possessed Desk is living, destroy a non-living Thing. If Possessed Desk is non-living, destroy a living Thing.

#781

Card by Corrigan

A3

Smart Alfred

Thing-Person

If an Action card is discarded from a player's hand, it takes effect.

#782

Card by Corrigan

Degeneration

Action

Destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent, and replace it with a Thing card from your hand.

#783

Card by Kevan

Fleshcraft

Action

Create a living Thing called 'Flesh Golem'. Choose two random cards from the discard pile. For Flesh Golem's text, give it one sentence from each of those randomly-selected cards. 'Flesh Golem' is then immediately under your control.

#784

Card by Corrigan

8L

The Triumph of the Left Brain

Thing

Any card with a corner value can destroy a card with a lower corner value. A Thing with no corner value is considered to have a corner value of 0. If a card's corner value contains one or more letters, replace the first letter with its value in Scrabble points and add it to the number.

#785

Card by Corrigan

Hitman

Thing-Person

This card is not considered to belong to any one player. Any player may use Hitman's abilities. Action: Sacrifice an even amount of tokens. Destroy a number of Things equal to half the amount of tokens you sacrificed.

#786

Card by Corrigan

Ubik

Action

Destroy a Thing you control. Draw and reveal seven cards, choose a Thing from among them (if there are any), and put it into play. Discard the other drawn cards.

#787

Card by Kevan

Survival of the Fittest

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controller must destroy a Thing they control.

#788

Card by Kevan

Juggling Balls

Thing

At the end of each player's turn, if they have more than three Things in play, they must destroy all but three of those Things.

#789

Card by Kevan

MW

The Rich Get Richer

Thing-Unjust

Each player's hand size is equal to the number of Things they currently control, including this one. Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player who controls that card must discard a card from his or her hand; when a player plays a Thing, he or she must draw a card.

#790

Card by Corrigan

A4

Smart Alvin

Thing-Person

No player may use the abilities, voluntary or involuntary, of a non-living Thing unless he or she also controls a living Thing. This does not apply to non-living Things that could, in reality, operate or activate themselves.

#791

Card by Corrigan

Rob a Junkyard

Action

Create and control 5 Token tokens. Token tokens count as tokens, but cannot be voluntarily used for any purpose.

#792

Card by Corrigan

Musical Cards

Action

Play any song made by a well known artist. Then select another player. The selected player then has to name the song title and song artist before the end of the song. If they are unable to do so, the selected player must discard their current hand, and each player then optionally donates a card of their choice to the selected person.

#793

Card by Sly

Dalek

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller may choose to immediately play an Action card from their hand to prevent the destruction; that Action takes effect as normal.

#794

Card by Kevan

Rage

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is may select another Thing and destroy it. (This card doesn't trigger itself.)

#795

Card by Kevan

Nuclear Briefcase

Thing

If this Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things.

#796

Card by Kevan

Shelter in the Shadows

Action

Play a game of hide and go seek. Count to the number of cards in play including this one. Whom ever you find first loses. If you find two people at the same time, the person you tag first loses.

#797

Card by Sly

Black Hole

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain control of a Thing you do not control. If every Thing in the game belongs to you, destroy all Things and discard your hand.

#798

Card by Kevan

C2

Constant Implosion

Thing

Every 3 turns, destroy Things in play other than this one.

#799

Card by Corrigan

Ritalin

Thing

If any cards would be randomly selected, they are selected normally instead.

#800

Card by Corrigan