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==The Cards==
==The Cards==
:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]],
:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 101-200|201-300]]


{{card|title=Neptuns Shark|text='''Action:''' Can fly outside of water.<br>'''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.|flavortext=Can it fly when it rains?|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=I think I'm a Soto|text=Play this card if you would skip a turn. Another player of your choice has to skip his/her next turn instead.|flavortext="I know how you fell." - "I think I am a Soto."|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
|title=Cockroach Delivery Service
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Roll a dice if this comes into play.


At 1 and 2: Steal a randomly chosen card of an player of your choice.
{{card|title=Targeting|text=Choose up to 5 things. These things will be destroyed in x rounds, where x is the number of chosen things.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
At 3 and 4: Steal a card of your choice from a play of your choice.
At 5 and 6: Take a card of your choice from the discard pile and put it in your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Absolver Thrull
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=When it comes into play, destroy a thing of your choice. If "Absolver Thrull" gets destroyed choose a thing. If that chosen thing gets destroyed, destroy another thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Confuse Ray
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Comes into play under the control of an player of your choice. For the next 5 rounds the chosen player has to throw a dice at the beginning of his/her turn.
1: Nothing happens.
2: The chosen player skips his turn.
3: Nothing happens.
4: The chosen player discards a card.
5: The chosen player sacrifices a thing except for "Confuse Ray".
6: Nothing happens.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Psyducks Headache
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice "Psyducks Headache" in 5 rounds. If you do, destroy 1 thing from every opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
|title=Telefalling
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed or someone else would take control over it you can play this card and prevent that.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Boots|text=Only the Boots can be destroyed.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Mario Party 8 Asshole
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Destroy 1 thing of every opponent and steal a card from every opponent. You can add a counter or remove a counter from a card under your control.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Copycat|text=Play as an answer to an action. Copycat becomes that action.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
|title=Jackass
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone discovers that you have "Jackass" on your hand, that player chooses either if you discard all cards or destroy all of your things. "Jackass" can't be played.
If "Jackass" was discovered or would be discarded shuffle it into the deck instead. It can't be discarded if you have to many hand cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=|text=|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
|title=Nincada
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you have exactly 5 things for 1 round, sacrifice ""Nincada and put "Shedinja" into play under your control. Doesn't work, if "Shedinja" is already in play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=Shedinja
|type=Thing?
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=This card is never in the deck. Every time someone plays a pokemon card put a counter on "Shedinja". If there are 6 counter or more on "Shedinja" you win the game. "Shedinja" can only be destroyed by pokemon cards. If someone plays "Toxic" on "Shedinja" it's destroyed immediately. If "Shedinja" gets destroyed, remove it from the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=Icecold Hand
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=There is no hand card maximum for you.
|flavortext=Can he drive a car?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=Curse
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice halve of your things. Curse that many things of your choice. The cursed things get destroyed after 4 rounds. There are no exceptions and it can't be prevented.
|flavortext= Go Haunter, Curse Attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{card|title=666|text=If every player has 6 cards in their hands and 6 things in play you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Useless|text=You get 5 useless tokens. You can't sacrifice those for any reason.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=Flamethrower
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number, destroy a thing of your choice. If it's an uneven number, a thing of yours gets destroyed in 5 rounds.
|flavortext= Go Caterpie, Flamethrower!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Rubber|text=All your things which don't have any action- or thing-ability get: '''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Blunder
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone would play a thing or an action you can play this card. That player has to throw 2 6 sided dice. <br>'''2-4:''' Weapon destroyed (That thing/action gets neutralized)<br>'''5-7:''' Weapon damaged (If that player wants to use the cards ability he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's uneven, he/she can't use the ability this time.)<br>'''8-10:''' Fellow hit (One randomly chosen thing of that player gets destroyed.)<br>'''11-12:''' Fail (That players card gets taken back on his/her hand.)<br>
|flavortext= The black eye sees everything!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Mole|text=Play as an answer to 1 thing getting destroyed. Destroy 5 other things of your choice instead.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
|title=7 is definitively more than 3
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=You win if you control exactly 7 things and another player controls 3 things.
|flavortext=7 years manufacturer's warranty on the fact, that you win with this card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Salesman|text=Search the deck for Market or Supermarket and bring it into play under your control.|flavortext=X for an U|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Groundhog Day
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose 1 of your things. That thing gets returned to your hand at the end of your turns. If you don't play that chosen thing in one turn, "Groundhog Day"s effect is disabled.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Gone in 60 seconds
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Play under the control of any players control. You have 1 minute to do your turn. If you don't end your turn in 1 minute, you loose.


'''Skip your next turn:''' Put this card under another players control.
{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Mom, he touched me!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Can't be played.


If one of your opponents touches this card say "Haha" and discard this card. That player skips his/her next 2 turns.  
{{card|title=Catgirl|text='''Thing & Action:''' 1 thing of your choice becomes a catgirl. You gain control over that thing. If you control 5 or more catgirls you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}


If that player was supposed to steal a card from you, he/she doesn't.
{{card|title=Massproduction|text=Play 1 additional thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|flavortext= Thievery and rape isn't worth it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dying giraffe|text=Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Prostitution
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=A thing of your choice can be put under any players control if that player sacrifices 1 thing.
|flavortext= This line is a synonyme.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Splitting the atoms|text=You get 10 splitted atom tokens with the ability: '''Action:''' Sacrifice 2 splitted atoms tokens and 1 thing of your choice becomes 1 atom.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=The Flea Market Guys
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Put as many things as you want from the discard pile in your hand. Discard the same amount of cards.
|flavortext= The good things lie in the basement.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Spermwhale|text=Choose 5 words and exchange them with other words. Every player now has to refer to the new words. (For example you say "Instead of the words card we say lion now!" Then everyone has to say lion instead of card.)<br>Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.|flavortext='I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM!  --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=lion}}
|title=Blizzard
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=An opponent of your choice becomes frozen and skips his/her next 3 turns. That opponent can't be the target for any things abilities or actions as long as he/she is frozen.
|flavortext= Go Spheal, blizzard attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Solicitor|text=You have to play this if you can.<br>You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.|flavortext="You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=PP Up
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search the deck for a pokemon card and put it in your hand.
|flavortext= Just the best for your pokemon!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Backbreaker|text=Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=Revive
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search the discard pile for a pokemon thing card and put it in your hand.
|flavortext= Your pokemon has no energy left? - Yes.
Your pokemon is'nt dead but you want to revive it anyway? - Yes.
Well then just go to Sister Joy for free. - No.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=To be in a generous mood|text=Choose -- You draw 1 card; or you draw 4 cards and your opponents draw 2 cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
|title=Delibird
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=At the beginning of your turn, choose a player. That player has to throw a 6 sided die.


That player...
{{card|title=Don't dally!|text=If you have this card in your hand count the seconds it takes for someone to play his/her turn. Is someones turn longer than 60 seconds call the title of this card out loud and play it. The opponents turn gets aborted immediately and it's your turn now.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Reaction|longtext=}}


'''1:''' ...draws an additional card at the beginning of..
{{card|title=Artifact|text=Put 1 counter on artifact every 3 rounds. There can be up to 3 counters on this card.<br>Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Thing:''' Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
'''2:''' ...can't play a thing in...
'''3:''' ...can't play an action in...
'''4:''' ...can play an additional thing and an additional action in...
'''5: '''...skips...
'''6: '''...doesn't draw any cards in...
 
...his/her next turn.
|flavortext= A present for you. But it's NOT a mogwai!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The ordinary body part collecting janitor
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action:''' Choose a things ability. That things looses the chosen ability. Put 1 counter on "The ordinary body part collecting janitor". If there are 5 counter or more on it and on "Pro Killer" as well search the deck for "Parking Garage" and put it into your hand.
|flavortext= And an ordinary day.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Pro Killer
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Thing:''' Destroy a thing of your choice. It can't be prevented. Put a counter on "Pro Killer". If there are 5 counter or more on it and on "The ordinary body part collecting janitor" as well search the deck for "Parking Garage" and put it into your hand.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Parking Garage
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=You have to sacrifice "Pro Killer" and "The ordinary body collecting janitor" to play this card. At the beginning of your turn choose an opponent and say a card title. If that player has the called card in his/her hand put 1 counter on "Parking Garage". If there are 5 counters on "Parking Garage", you win the game.
|flavortext="Lifestyle". Know your opponents.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Max Revive
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Put 1 thing of your choice back in the game from the discard pile. If it's a pokemon card, put "Max Revive" back in your hand.
|flavortext=A: Uhm, we have a question. Is it right, that you have to insert it into the rectum?
B: Yep, that's right.
----------------------------
Totally new! Max Revive!
And to make sure you buy this from us, we scattered them all over the world!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=HP Up
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed you can play this card to prevent it. If it was a pokemon card you saved, take "HP Up" back in your hand.
|flavortext=Treat your pokemon with respect. Get 'em up!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Thunder
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=An opponent of your turn is paralyzed. At the beginning of that players next 5 turns, he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number he has to skip that turn.
|flavortext=Go Elektross, thunder attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Butterfly Effect
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Indestructible.
 
If a thing gets destroyed all cards in the discard pile and in all players hands get shuffled into the deck. All things in play get moved to the right player. At the beginning of their turns every player draws as many cards as he/she had before. It's the turn of the player, who destroyed that thing now.
Put "Butterfly Effect" into the discard pile if this happens.
|flavortext=Just one wing beat and...
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Sacrifice a thing:''' Lay an opponents thing of your choice onto this card. You can do this once per turn.
 
If there lay 6 things on this card you win the game. If "Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!" gets destroyed, the players get their things back.
|flavortext=They never get more than 6 viewers.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wheel of fortune
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=A thing of your choice changes its controller at the end of every turn as long as "Wheel of fortune" is in play.
|flavortext="The peoples luck doesn't lie in the freedom, it lies in the '''takeover''' of a duty." - André Gide
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Cleaning Devils
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose as many things as you want which go back on their controllers hands. Their controllers have to discard the same amount of cards.
|flavortext=Hell has to be clean too.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Chosen One
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Only you can win this game.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Toxic
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=An opponent of your choice is poisoned for 3 rounds.
 
At the beginning of that opponents turn he/she has to sacrifice 1 thing or discard 1 card.
 
You can't sacrifice or discard: "Aids"/"Flame-Swordsman, the travelling whore"/"Jackass"/"Parasite"/"Confuse Ray"/"Gone in 60 seconds"
|flavortext=Go Trubbish, toxic attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=5 dozen eggs
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Mix the fuck out of 'em
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text="5 dozen eggs" are considered to be "mixed" now.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=PENIS!!!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=You have to sacrifice the mixed "5 dozen eggs" to play this card. Destroy all of the opponents things, ignoring indestructibility.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
| title = Hypnotoad
| longtitle =
| text = Hypnotoad counts as a player.
 
If Hypnotoad comes into play, all things that are in play right now are now controlled by Hypnotoad.
 
If Hypnotoad gets destroyed or eliminated from the game, destroy all things which were under its control.
 
Hypnotoad can't be send back on any hand or removed from the game.
 
Nobody can't win while Hypnotoad is in play.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = All glory to the Hypnotoad!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Dishman
| longtitle =
| text = '''Thing:''' Put a saucer, cup, fork, spoon, knife or anything dish related on a thing. That thing is considered blank, it can't be sacrificed, it can't be send back on any hand, it's indestructible and it can't be removed from the game.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{card|title=Narwhal's Sword|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|creator=NinjaWookiee|text=When Narwhal's Sword enters play, bring 5 Narwhal tokens into play with the ability "If a Narwhal gets destroyed, destroy 1 thing.". If there are no Narwhal tokens left, destroy Narwhal's Sword.
When Narwhal's Sword leaves play, destroy all Narwhal tokens.
<BR>'''Action and Thing:  '''Destroy target Thing.<BR><BR>| longtext = true}}
 
{{Card
| title = Gay Zombie Midget Porn
| longtitle =
| text = Choose 2 things in play. Those 2 things are additionally considered to be zombies. If one of them gets destroyed, destroy the other too.
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Lobo
| longtitle =
| text = "Lobo" is indestructible.
 
'''Action:''' Discard a card and destroy 1 thing of your choice.
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = It's time to frag!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Shotgun
| longtitle =
| text = "Shotgun" comes into play with 2 ammunition tokens.
 
'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 ammunition token and destroy 1 thing of your choice.
 
'''Skip your next turn:''' Bring 2 ammunition tokens into play.
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Lucid Dream
| longtitle =
| text = Look at the hand of an opponent of your choice. Choose up to 2 cards which that opponent has to play at his/her next turn.
You choose everything if the cards call for choices.
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = The Mask
| longtitle =
| text = '''Action:''' Equip 1 thing with "The Mask". The equipped thing now is indestructible and gets the ability: "'''Thing:''' Destroy a thing."
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Sssssmokin'!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Glitch in the Matrix
| longtitle =
| text = All things in play move to the right. Everyone gives his hand cards to the player on his/her left.
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Those goddamn bugs.
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Spider-Man
| longtitle =
| text = If "Spider" is in play, when this comes into play, take control over it.
 
'''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered "cocooned". "Cocooned" things can't use abilities.
'''Thing:''' Search the deck for "Spider" and bring it into play under your control.
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
 
{{Card
| title = Lugia
| longtitle =
| text = When "Lugia" comes into play take control over 1 thing from every opponent. When "Lugia" gets destroyed/sacrificed, those things go back under their former players control.
If "Lugia" moves to the discard pile shuffle it in the deck.
 
'''Special Rule if you listen to music while playing: '''If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Did you see Pokémon 2? Lugia truly is Jesus as a pokemon.
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
 
{{Card
| title = Running against the open door
| longtitle =
| text = Play as an answer to someone winning the game. Destroy the winning key card and 1 additional thing of your choice from that player.
If the key card is indestructible move it to its controllers hand.
| longtext = false
| type = Reaction
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Raptor Jesus
| longtitle =
| text = Bring 3 "Holy Raptor" tokens into play.
 
'''Sacrifice 1 "Holy Raptor" token:''' Destroy 1 thing. (Use this ability not more than once per turn.)
 
'''Action:''' Bring 1 "T-Rex" token into play with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 thing.".
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Welcome to the High Hoof
| longtitle =
| text = Draw 2 cards.
 
Bring 1 "Book" token into play with the ability: "Your hand maximum is increased by 2."
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Kill the Quizmaster
| longtitle =
| text = Play as a reaction to a reaction or as a reaction to someone asking any question. The player that played the other reaction or asked the question has to discard his/her entire hand.
| longtext = true
| type = Reaction
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = I want my money NOW!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Random card title here
| longtitle =
| text = Every player writes down 1 word. Those words become this cards title.
 
2 or more words start with same letter = "Action: Destroy 1 thing"
 
2 or more words end with same letter = "Thing: Draw 1 card"
 
2 or more words have same amount of letters = Indestructible
 
If all of those words start with the same letter, end with the same letter and have the same amount of letters, you win the game.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = What the fuck is that?
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Shithead
| longtitle =
| text = Every living and/or undead thing of yours gets the ability: "Thing OR Action: Put 1 poop token into play."
 
 
'''Action and Thing:''' Destroy up to n things of your choice, where n is the amount of poop tokens you have.
| longtext =
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Oh shit!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Money rules the world
| longtitle =
| text = Bring 15 Money tokens into play.
 
'''Action & Give 5 Money tokens to a player of your choice:''' Take control over 1 chosen players thing.
 
Once per round you can give any player control over 1 of your things to get 4 Money tokens.
| longtext =
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Master of Day / Master of Night
| longtitle =
| text = From 20 O'clock to 5:59 this card is "Master of Night":
'''Action:''' Draw 1 card.
<br>'''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice is indestructible as long as this card is in play.
 
From 6 O'clock to 19:59 this card is "Master of Day":<br>'''Action:''' Bring 1 card of your choice from the discard pile into play under your control. <br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Messies
| longtitle =
| text = For every non-token-thing that gets destroyed all opponents get 1 Trash token.
Every player with 1 or more trash tokens can't play Thing-cards.
Every player can discard 1 card anytime to destroy 1 trash token.
| longtext =
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{card|title=S.W.A.T. Team
|type=Action|
text=You get: 4 Red Team Member tokens with the ability: "Sacrifice to save 1 of your things from getting destroyed by an opponent and destroy 1 thing from that opponent." '''&''' 4 Blue Team Member tokens with the ability: "Sacrifice to save 1 of your things from getting destroyed by an opponent and choose 1 hand card from that opponent which he/she discards." '''&''' 1 Leader token with the ability: "Can't be send back to any hand or removed from the game. If this token gets destroyed/sacrificed, sacrifice all of your Team Member tokens."
|flavortext=Freeze! Put your hands up and get on the floor!
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext = Goddamn fuckin true
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=Looks okay
|type=Action
|text=Choose a player. If that player has at least one reaction card on his/her hand, he/she has to say "Looks okay". If he/she does you guess how many reaction cards are on his/her hand. If you guessed right he/she has to reveal all of them and can't play them. (They're considered blank until they leave his hand.)
|flavortext="So? How does it look?" - "Looks okay." - (Get attacked) - "How does it look now?" - (Short silence) - "Looks okay." -- Riddick
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext = TRUE
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=The Dvorak-Gang
|type=Thing
|text=To play this card everyone has to have at least 3 things. Every player chooses 1 thing of his/hers. It's considered to be the leader. If the leader gets destroyed, its controller is eliminated. The leader can only be destroyed, if its controller doesn't have any other things left (except for this card).
 
If there is just 1 player left that player wins the game.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext = TRUE
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=Summoning Magician
|type=Thing
|text='''Sacrifice 1 thing:''' Play a card that would usually need a special condition or bring back a card that was removed from the game back into play.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card
|title=The Broken Toaster
|type=Action
|text=Choose 1 thing of yours. 1 player of your choice takes control over the chosen thing.
|flavortext=What's worse than an apocalypse?
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=Wisdom
|type=Thing
|text=Look at the top 4 deck cards and put them back in any order.
 
'''Thing:''' Look at the top 4 deck cards and put them back in any order.
 
Instead of drawing 1 card at the beginning of your turn, draw 2 cards and discard 1 card.
|flavortext =
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=...shut the fuck up
|type=Thing
|text=Choose 1 player. If he/she talks, he/she is eliminated. Coughing and sneezing is allowed.
Moaning, grunting etc. isn't allowed.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=42
|type=Thing
|text=Start counting everything related to the game. Rounds, destroyed things, played things/actions, drawn cards, etc.
 
You win if anything happened 42 times.
|flavortext=The answer is: 42! That task was fuckin' hard.
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=Pacifism
|type=Thing
|text=If no thing is destroyed for 10 rounds you win. That player that destroys "Pacifism" is eliminated.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card
|title=Who turns the wheel?
|type=Thing
|text=Turn this card 90 degrees around at the beginning of your turn. If this card was turn around 2 times entirely you win the game.
 
If this card would be destroyed, but isn't right around just turned it 90 degrees back instead.
|flavortext=This isn't even a wheel!
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card
|title=Shit on your hands...
|type=Action
|text=Draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=...can smell good too.
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=Shit on your hands...
|type=Action
|text=Draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=...can smell good too.
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card
|title=Gods hand
|type=Action
|text=Bring back a card thats removed from the game and put it in your hand.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card
|title=Gods hand
|type=Action
|text=Bring back a card thats removed from the game and put it in your hand.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card
|title=Bomb Attack!
|type=Action
|text=Rip a cardlike piece of paper into pieces and throw it into the air. All things that get touched by at least one piece of paper get destroyed.
|flavortext="Did France invent anything?" - "Uhm... Bomb Attack!"
 
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Stumbling through a maze of wineglasses in a totally dark room
|type=Action
|longtitle = yes
|text=1 opponent of your choice has to throw a die. If that opponent rolls a 1, nothing happens. If else that player has to sacrifice things and/or discard cards until the rolled number is reached.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{Card
| title = Giant Ant Queen
| longtitle =
| text = '''Action:''' Bring 2 Giant Ant tokens into play.
'''Thing:''' Destroy up to x/2 things of your choice and destroy half of your Giant Ant Tokens.
x = Number of your Giant Ant tokens
| longtext = uhm-hm
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 999
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Alien Queen
| longtitle =
| text = At the beginning of your turn you get 1 Xenomorph token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 opponents thing of your choice.
If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 random things (other than Alien Queen or Xenomorph) and, if it was destroyed by a thing, destroy that subject thing too.".
 
Alien Queen can not be destroyed, as long as there is at least 1 Xenomorph token in play.
If Alien Queen leaves play, sacrifice all Xenomorph tokens without activating their effects.
| longtext = yarp
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 999
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{card|title=T-Rex with a cloaking device
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br><br>You may discard a card at any time to prevent this thing from leaving play. If you do, this thing can't leave play until your next turn.
|flavortext=Rawr!
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=Aokigahara
|type=Action
|text=Every player sacrifices 1 of his/her things.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=The Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice becomes a copy of "The Thing" until it leaves play.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=Bring me my battlepants!
|type=Reaction
|text=If a thing of yours should be destroyed prevent it and that thing becomes indestructible instead until it leaves play.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=Sparky from LEGO Racers 2
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered blank for 3 turns. (If "Sparky from LEGO Racers 2" gets destroyed earlier, the chosen thing isn't considered blank anymore.)<br>'''Action&Thing:''' 1 player of your choice skips his/her next turn. (If "Sparky from LEGO Racers 2" gets destroyed earlier, the chosen player doesn't skip his/her next turn.)
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext = trur
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=Bloodraven
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Choose 1 thing in the discard pile and bring it back into play under your control. It's considered a zombie now.<br>'''Thing:''' Bring 1 raven token into play with the ability "Action: Sacrifice this thing and destroy 1 thing of your choice."
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=Andariel
|type=Thing
|text="Andariel" comes into play with 3 demon tokens with the ability "Action: Sacrifice this thing and destroy 1 thing of your choice."<br>'''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered poisoned and gets destroyed in 4 rounds.
|flavortext=Andariel, the poisonous daughter of torture! Or, how I like to call her, the spider lady.
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext = ksshhhh
|bgcolor=999}}
 
{{card|title=This shit takes way too long, assholes!
|type=Thing
|text=You may prevent your opponents from searching the deck.<br>If you allow someone to search the deck for something you may search the deck for a card of your choice too.
|flavortext=After the 200th card all of the "search the deck"-abilities look like the stupidest idea ever.
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Online Movie Review
|type=Action
|text=Destroy 1 movie inspired thing.
|flavortext=This movie sucks!
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Captain Nazi
|type=Thing
|text=You may search the deck for "Adolf Hitler" or "Third Reich" and put it on your hand.
As long as "Captain Nazi" is in play, "Adolf Hitler" and "Third Reich" are indestructible. "Captain Nazi" can only be destroyed by action cards.
|flavortext=
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=000}}
 
{{card|title=A Dead Girl
|type=Thing
|text=
|flavortext=I guess some know how to use it.
 
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
|bgcolor=006}}
 
{{card|title=Wrath of Wolfblut|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice which doesn't have at least 1 S in its title.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
 
{{card|title=Rapidshare|type=Thing|text=If any opponent discards a card you choose, before anyone sees that card, whether you take it or another player of your choice takes it.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
 
{{card|title=Is it Halloween yet?|text=If the last Halloween is nearer to this date than the next Halloween draw 1 card.<br>If the next Halloween is nearer to this date than the last Halloween, draw 1 card and create 1 Zombie token.<br>If today is Halloween draw 6 cards, create 6 Zombie tokens and destroy 6 things of you choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=ff7f00|longtext=Booh!|type=Action}}
 
{{card|title=Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken|text=When this comes into play you get 3 egg tokens. If this card would be destroyed you may destroy 1 egg token instead. <br>Destroy 1 thing at the beginning of your turn except for this one. <BR> If at the beginning of your turn this card is the only thing in play you win the game. |flavortext=You may laugh now, but soon you ate your last hardboiled egg! Or fried egg... or however you prefer your egg.....|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Action|longtext=I'mHungryForChickenNow}}

Revision as of 19:44, 31 October 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

There are 291 cards right now.

The Cards

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300
Neptuns Shark
Thing
Action: Can fly outside of water.
Thing: 1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.
Can it fly when it rains?
Card by NinjaWarrior
I think I'm a Soto
Reaction
Play this card if you would skip a turn. Another player of your choice has to skip his/her next turn instead.
"I know how you fell." - "I think I am a Soto."
Card by NinjaWarrior
Targeting
Action
Choose up to 5 things. These things will be destroyed in x rounds, where x is the number of chosen things.
Card by Wolfblut
Boots
Thing
Only the Boots can be destroyed.
Card by Wolfblut
Copycat
Reaction
Play as an answer to an action. Copycat becomes that action.
Card by Wolfblut
Reaction
Card by Wolfblut
Harpy
Action
Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.
Card by Wolfblut
Harpy
Action
Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.
Card by Wolfblut
Harpy
Action
Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.
Card by Wolfblut
666
Action
If every player has 6 cards in their hands and 6 things in play you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Useless
Action
You get 5 useless tokens. You can't sacrifice those for any reason.
Card by Wolfblut
Rubber
Thing
All your things which don't have any action- or thing-ability get: Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Card by Wolfblut
Mole
Reaction
Play as an answer to 1 thing getting destroyed. Destroy 5 other things of your choice instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Salesman
Thing
Search the deck for Market or Supermarket and bring it into play under your control.
X for an U
Card by Wolfblut
Longcat
Thing
This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Longcat
Thing
This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Longcat
Thing
This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Catgirl
Action
Thing & Action: 1 thing of your choice becomes a catgirl. You gain control over that thing. If you control 5 or more catgirls you win the game.
Card by Wolfblut
Massproduction
Action
Play 1 additional thing.
Card by Wolfblut
Dying giraffe
Thing
Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.
Card by Wolfblut
Splitting the atoms
Action
You get 10 splitted atom tokens with the ability: Action: Sacrifice 2 splitted atoms tokens and 1 thing of your choice becomes 1 atom.
Card by Wolfblut
Spermwhale
Action
Choose 5 words and exchange them with other words. Every player now has to refer to the new words. (For example you say "Instead of the words card we say lion now!" Then everyone has to say lion instead of card.)
Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.
'I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM! --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Card by NinjaWarrior
Solicitor
Thing
You have to play this if you can.
You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.
"You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"
Card by Wolfblut
Backbreaker
Action
Destroy 1 thing.
Card by Wolfblut
To be in a generous mood
Action
Choose -- You draw 1 card; or you draw 4 cards and your opponents draw 2 cards.
Card by Wolfblut
Don't dally!
Reaction
If you have this card in your hand count the seconds it takes for someone to play his/her turn. Is someones turn longer than 60 seconds call the title of this card out loud and play it. The opponents turn gets aborted immediately and it's your turn now.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Artifact
Thing
Put 1 counter on artifact every 3 rounds. There can be up to 3 counters on this card.
Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.
Thing: Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.
Card by Wolfblut
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