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| Our Infinite Deck (#1 - #100) | |
|---|---|
| Designer | NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut |
| Date | July 2011 - onward |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Giant Enemy Crab
Thing
Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.
Attack his weak point for massive damage.
"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".
Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.Attack his weak point for massive damage.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
Action
Discard a card and destroy a thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
Thing
Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pedobear
Thing
When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
"I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hypno
Thing
When Hypno comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bluedust
Thing
When Bluedust comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Meeting spot: NinjaWookiees basement
Action
If you control Pedobear, Hypno and Bluedust play this card and you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ufoporno
Action
Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Roll of Toilet Paper
Reaktion/Thing
If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back on his/her hand.
I've got something way better for you.
I've got something way better for you.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolfbluts salivary filaments
Action
3 things of your choice now are "sticking together". If one of them becomes destroyed, destroy the others too.
Card by NinjaWookiee
DVD-Collection
Thing
If you control 6 or more movie inspired cards you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sevicke Power
Thing
Every turn put 1 counter on "Sevicke Power". If there are 5 counter on it you win the game.
"Sevicke Power" is immune to the T-Virus.
If "Sevicke Power" gets destroyed, destroy 5 things.Card by NinjaWookiee
Simon Stoodowitz
Thing
Action: Be cool (This ability can be played at every time)
Thing: Remove "Simon Stoodowitz" from the game and put 1 career counter on it at the beginning of your turn. I fthere are 10 career counter on it, you win the game. If 8 things were played put "Simon Stoodowitz" back into play and remove all counters.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Holy Heater
Thing
"Holy Heater" is immune to the T-Virus.
Lay 1 heat counter on "Holy Heater" at the beginning of your turn. If there are 5 heat counters on "Holy Heater" destroy every thing in play.
"Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
"Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
Card by NinjaWookiee
Objection!
Reaction
You may play this if anyone plays a card. Shout out loud "Objection!" and destroy the card that the player wanted to play. If that card was indestructible the player just takes it back on his hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The One Ring
Thing
Put this card on a thing. That thing gets treated by your opponents as if it was removed from play. You can still use it as if its in play normally. It's immune to cards, which get cards back into the game.
"[...]In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
"[...]In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
Card by NinjaWookiee
Smeagol / Gollum
Thing
As Smeagol:
"My preciousssssss!"
Action & Thing: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
If "The One Ring" gets played onto "Smeagol" it becomes "Gollum".
As Gollum:
Action: Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice."My preciousssssss!"
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Settlers of Catan
Action
You can offer a card for trade.
Who gives me clay for a lamb?
Who gives me clay for a lamb?
Card by NinjaWookiee
Movietrailer
Action
Reveal a card from your hand. You can play that card in your next turn without paying for it.
Coming soon to a game near you!
Coming soon to a game near you!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Evil Scoop of Ice Cream
Thing
"Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" comes into play with 5 Melting counter on it. Remove one counter at the beginning of your turn. If there are 0 counters on it, destroy "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream".
Action: Destroy a thing or a player of your choice discards a card.
If "The Sun" is in play remove half of the counters on "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" rounded down.Card by NinjaWookiee
Carpe Diem
Thing
"Carpe Diem" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Carpe Diem" all players can only play cards made by Wolfblut.
Action: Destroy a thing that's not made by Wolfblut.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolfbluts Mother
Thing
"Wolfbluts Mother" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Wolfbluts Mother" all players can't play cards made by Wolfblut.
Action: Destroy a thing made by Wolfblut.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Drinking Mountain Dew
Action
You can play up to 2 things and 2 actions this turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
EDEKA
Action
Search for "Drinking Mountain Dew" or "Carpe Diem" in the deck and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Spider
Thing
Action: A thing of your choice can't use any of its abilities anymore. It's "cocooned" now.
Thing: Destroy a "cocooned" thing of your choice. You can prevent Spider from getting destroyed by doing this.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Broken Toilet
Thing
Steal a card of you choice from the player who was on the toilet last of all players.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Team Rocket
Thing
You can prevent the use of "Throw Pokeball".
Thing: You gain control of an opponents pokemon card in play.
Prepare for trouble!
Thing: You gain control of an opponents pokemon card in play.
Prepare for trouble!
Card by NinjaWookiee
A complain to the police
Thing
If someone wants to steal a card of you, you can play this card and steal a card of your opponent instead.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Toiletpaper Ninja
Thing
Action: Discard a card. An opponent of your choice discards 2 cards.
Well, well... Those Asians...
Well, well... Those Asians...
Card by NinjaWookiee
God
Thing
God gets all thing- and action-abilities of all other cards in play.
If an opponent destroys "God" you win the game.
"[..]And god saw, that it was good.[...]" - Bible //This card was inspired by Buckys "Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection"//
"[..]And god saw, that it was good.[...]" - Bible //This card was inspired by Buckys "Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection"//
Card by NinjaWookiee
Everyone makes cards about rape, nazis and death... But who thinks about the children?!
Thing
If someone says "Shit", he/she discards a card.
//Inspired by ZTs "Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!"//
If someone says "Fuck" or "FU", he/She looses the game.
If someone curses otherwise, he/she destroys one of his/her things.//Inspired by ZTs "Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!"//
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fairplay
Thing
Lay "Fairplay" on a thing of your choice. This thing now is controlled by every player.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!
Reaction
Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Teamwork
Thing
Draw 5 cards. Discard 2 of them and show the rest of 'em to all players. An opponent of your choice chooses one of the remaining cards which gets played by you immediately. Discard the remaining 2 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Uh-oh...
Action
If you draw this card play it as soons as possible. Every opponent can draw cards until they all reach their maximum hand sizes.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Two-Handed Sword
Thing
You may not play cards.
You can destroy 1 thing every turn of yours other than Two-Handed Sword.
Card by NinjaWookiee
T-Virus
Action
Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
T-Virus
Action
Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
We forgot the rules
Thing
Everyone draws a card at the end of their turns instead of the beginning.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Land of Immortals
Thing
Things cannot be destroyed, expect for "Land of Immortals".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Master of the Nothing
Action
Bring back a card, which was removed from the game and shuffle it back into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The girl, that sang the blues
Action
Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Blues Brothers related card. You can choose to play it now without paying for it or just add it to your hand and shuffle the others into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
A forgotten card idea
Action
A thing in play of your choice is from now on considered blank until the end of the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ladder Match
Thing
If you control a wrestler and there a 5 climbing counters on Ladder Match you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sheamus
Thing
Sheamus counts as a Wrestler.
Action&Thing: Put a Climbing counter on Ladder Match or destroy a thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
That Wrestling-folding chair-bug
Thing
As long as "That Wrestling-folding chair-bug" is in play, no one can win by "Ladder Match".
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolf
Action/Thing
As an Action: Draw 4 cards and destroy a Thing you control.
As a Thing:
Action: Destroy a thing or take control of up to 3 Tokens.Card by NinjaWookiee
Adolf Hitler
Thing
Put a 100-year counter on "Third Reich" and repeat this at the beginning of your turn.
If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Third Reich
Thing
If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 100-year counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Happy Hitler Day
Action
Search the deck for "Adolf Hitler" or "Third Reich" and take it on your hand.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich
Thing
"Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" comes into play with 3 counters.
Action: Remove 1 counter of this card and poison a thing of your choice. The poisoned thing is destroyed in 5 rounds.
Thing: Sacrifice "Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" and destroy a thing of your choice.Card by NinjaWookiee
A game of "Lach dich schlapp"
Action
Remove 2 things of different players from the game for 3 rounds. After that that these players have to play "Stone, scissors, paper". The loosere destroys his thing. The winner gets his thing back in the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hello Kitty
Thing
If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
Action & Thing: If there is one opponent you gain control of a thing of your choice. If there are more than 1 opponent then destroy one thing of every opponent.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hello Kitty Tissues
Thing
If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hello Kitty Bubbles
Thing
If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Nasty Girl
Thing
Everyone becomes a nickname after the last thing they played. Everybody has to call the other players by their nicknames. If someone doesn't "Nasty Girl" gets destroyed and a random thing of that player gets detroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ditto
Thing
Action: "Ditto" becomes a copy of a thing of your choice that is in play. It keeps this ability.
Card by NinjaWookiee
You Activated My Trap Card
Reaction
If someone would win the game play this card and you win instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Chaos
Action
Choose one card of every opponents hand cards and let them discard those.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Cryogenic Sleep Chamber
Thing
Your hand card maximum is raised by 3.
Card by Wolfblut
By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!!
Action
Shout the title out loud and draw 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWarrior
You rot!
Action
An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
Card by Wolfblut
You rot!
Action
An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
Card by Wolfblut
Spartakick
Action
Shout out loud the flavourtext and destroy a thng of your choice.
This is Sparta!
This is Sparta!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pissfight
Action
Choose a thing of every player. Choose one of them randomly and it gets destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Leek
Thing
If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Leek" to save it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Farfetch'd
Thing
If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Farfetch'd" to save it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Farfetch'd-Soup
Thing
Sacrifice "Leek" and "Farfetch'd" to play this thing.
It comes into play with 5 filling counters on it. If any thing in play would be destroyed you can remove one filling counter of "Farfetch'd Soup" to save that thing. If there are no counters left you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Nerd
Thing
Card by NinjaWarrior
Sausages
Action
Sacrifice "The Nerd" to play this. Destroy up to 3 things of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
I feel sick.. I want a Pizza!
Action
Draw up to 5 cards and discard the same amount of cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Antichrist
Thing
Thing: A thing of your choice becomes unholy. It will be destroyed in 5 rounds and gets the following ability: "Thing&Action: Destroy a thing of your choice."
Card by NinjaWookiee
And he was a ninja...
Reaction
If someone would win play this card and destroy the winning key card.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wingardium Leviosa
Action
Remove a card from the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Parapsychonormal
Action
Draw a card. Play a card with the backside up and lay "Parapsychonormal" onto an opponents thing. If that thing gets destroyed sacrifice "Parapsychonormal" and turn your card frontside up.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Kill it with fire!
Action
Destroy a thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWarrior
If you don't have an Iphone, you don't have an Iphone.
Action
Gain control over a thing. You have to say the title out loud but instead of IPhone add the title of the card you wanna control.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bear Grylls
Thing
"Bear Grylls" comes into play with 2 counters. When "Bear Grylls" comes into play choose what it will be:
Aggressive: Remove 1 counter and destroy 1 thing of your choice. You can do this anytime.
Defensive: Remove 1 counter and 1 thing of your choice are indestructible. You can do this anytime.
Creative: Remove 1 counter and search for 1 Action card of your choice from the deck and take it onto your hand. You can do this anytime.Card by NinjaWarrior
Stealing
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Stealing
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Benny's butt
Thing
Action: Benny farts (Put 5 counters in play. Remove 1 of them at the beginning of your turn. If there are no counters left destroy a thing of your choice.)
Card by NinjaWookiee
Yesterday.
Reaction/Action
The last turn of every player will be resetted.
You can play this anytime.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Parasite
Thing
Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
Card by Wolfblut
Parasite
Thing
Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
Card by Wolfblut
Michael Jackson
Thing
Action&Thing: Remove "Michael Jackson" and 4 things of your choice from the game for 5 rounds.
If "Michael Jackson" is infected by the T-Virus you gain control of the chosen 4 things instead.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Slenderman
Thing
Action&Thing: Put 1 paranoid counter onto a thing of your choice. If there are 3 or more paranoid counter on 1 thing destroy that thing and put another paranoid counter onto another thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wooooops
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Wooops
Action
Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
Card by Wolfblut
Droideka
Thing
Acton: Droideka is indestructible for 1 round or destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Which leg is this?
Action
If someone says "Which leg is this?", "Whos leg is this?", "What the fuck" or "WTF" play this card immediately without paying for this. Even if it's not your turn.
Or else:
To play this card place it on one of your legs. Let an opponent guess on which leg this card is lying. If he guesses right, "Which leg is this?" just gets into the discard pile.
If he/she guesses wrong: Destroy 3 things of your choice or steal 3 cards of your choice.Card by NinjaWookiee
Brainswap
Action
Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
Card by Wolfblut
Brainswap
Action
Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
Card by Wolfblut
Deja vu
Action
This card becomes a copy of the last played action when played.
Card by Wolfblut
