Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 6001-6100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 6001-6100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Luck of the Draw II

Action

Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw five cards. Choose two of them to discard, then discard two of the remaining three at random.

Card by Binarius

Thickening Agent

Thing

Play onto any Thing; equipped Thing's Action ability now reads "Thing and Action: [ability ruletext]" instead. (If equipped Thing has more than one Action ability, choose one when Thickening Agent comes into play.)

Card by Binarius

Unwinding Clock

Thing

At any point during each opponent's turn, you may play one Action ability of any machine currently in play under your control.

Card by Pongo

The Trollhammer

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing that is related to an Abrahamic religion.

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Amongst the shadows rides a beast,

Gripping hard a mighty hammer,

Looking for weak Christian blood

Card by Pongo

Red Rover, Red Rover

Action

Choose a Thing and an opponent, then play rock-paper-scissors with that opponent. The player who wins gains control of that Thing.

Card by Corrigan

Regifter's Shield

Thing

Whenever you would gain control of a Thing an opponent controls, you may have target opponent gain control of it instead.

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"Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills."

Card by Corrigan

Sudden Shortage

Action

Each player discards his or her hand, then draws a card.

Card by Corrigan

Flood the Market

Thing

Any player who does not play a Thing during their turn is eliminated. Action (global): If you have no Things in your hand, reveal your hand and destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Potted Card

Thing

At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and place it face-down, without looking at it, under Potted Card. If Potted Card is destroyed, put one of the face-down cards under it into your hand and discard the rest. Action - Harvest: Destroy Potted Card.

Card by Binarius

Yo-yo

Thing - Toy

You may return Yo-yo to your hand if you played it during this turn. Action: Return Yo-yo to your hand.

Card by Binarius

Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism

Thing

Action: Return Eddie to your hand, then put a living Thing card not named Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism from your hand into play. You may take an additional Action this turn.

Card by Corrigan

Harvest Time

Action

Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controls.

Card by Corrigan

Paper Airplane

Thing

All Airplane tokens are treated as copies of this card. Action: Gain an Airplane token and put this card into an opponent's control.

Card by Binarius

Schrödinger's Hydra

Thing

While in play, this card counts as being in your hand, under your control, and in the discard pile. Action: Attempt to measure this card's location by rolling a die. 1-2: Draw a card. 3-4: Put a Thing from your hand into play. 5-6: The wavefunction collapses; destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Age of Coal

Thing

Cards cost an additional "discard a card" to play.

Action: abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate.

Card by Corrigan

&#%$

Vending Machine

Thing

You are not affected by any Action that requires the use of a Money token is nullified.

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Argh! It stole my money... again.

Card by robo1995

9k

Poisonous Spines

Thing

Whenever another player targets you or one of your Things, they gain a Toxin token. A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game.
Action:Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token.

Card by Bucky

8k

Ultra Donut

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may destroy this. If you do, gain two Toxin tokens, draw two cards, and you may take an extra Action this turn.

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50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds.

Card by Bucky

World-Eater Ooze

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, put an Ooze counter on World-Eater Ooze, then, if it has at least five Ooze counters on it, remove all of them and destroy target Thing other than World-Eater Ooze.
If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none).

Card by ChippyYYZ

Age of Fusion

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws two extra cards.
Each player may play an extra card each turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alternate Timeline Reset Point

Thing

When this card enters play, note the number of cards in your hand and the number of other Things you control.
When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed. Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Echo

Action

Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Cheshire Cat

Thing

At the end of each turn, you win the game

If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes

Thing-Monster

When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. (face-down cards are blank and nameless)

Card by Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)

Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS?

Thing

Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

It's 9 am and you're awake for 13 hours now

Thing

Play this under the control of another player of your choice. That player can't play action cards as long as he controls this thing.
That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Nobody wants to play Dvorak with me!

Thing

Put one counter on this thing for every round in which no player used any things effect or action card which would target you as a player.
If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

0

Open Wounds

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die. If the number is greater than this card's cornervalue, discard a card and add 1 to this card's cornervalue; otherwise, reset the cornervalue to 0 and destroy this card.

Card by Binarius

Frisbee

Thing - Toy

Action: Put Frisbee into a chosen opponent's control and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Investment Return

Action

Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Spiked Ankh

Thing

Whenever a player plays a Thing card, that player discards a card.

Card by Corrigan

Sneaky Contract

Thing

When you have no cards in hand, you may put Sneaky Contract into the discard pile. If you do, look at each opponent's hand, then choose up to five of the cards you looked at and put them into your hand.

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"Just let me add some fine print real quick."

Card by Corrigan

Heavenly Inferno

Action

Destroy X Things, where X is the number of Things you control as you play this Action.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2URG

Mirror Mastery

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard a card whose cornervalue shares a character with the cornervalue of the played card. If you do, you play a copy of the played card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Counterpunch

Action

Remove target counter from the game. Destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4G

Trippelganger

Action

Put three tokens that are copies of target Thing into play.

Card by Corrigan

0k

Bounce-back

Reaction

Play when a Thing is destroyed to return it to play.

Card by Bucky

1l

Accelerated Lead Poisoning

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains a Toxin token.

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"Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal? They deserve a raise."

Card by Bucky

2l

Power Serum

Thing

At the start of your turn, draw two extra cards and gain a Toxin token. You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn.

A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game.

Card by Bucky

L3

Tomb Robbery

Action

Return target nonliving physical Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

N3

Deprivation Tactics

Action

Each player names a card. Search the draw pile for the named cards and remove them from the game.

Card by Corrigan

D9

Wobbleshot

Action

Choose one -- Destroy target abstract Thing, or destroy two target physical Things.

Card by Corrigan

4r

Victorious Fanfare

Action

Draw seven cards.

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Strike up the band! Tonight, we feast!

Card by ChippyYYZ

5r

Smack Down

Action

Play only in response to a Thing's Action Ability. Negate that ability and destroy that Thing.

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Anybody else have something funny to say? Good, I thought not!

Card by ChippyYYZ

6r

Calamity Bomb

Thing

Calamity Bomb enters play with 5 Fuse counters on it. At the beginning of your turn, remove a Fuse counter from it. Whenever Calamity Bomb would be destroyed, put a Fuse counter on it instead.

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Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

D5

Midnight Coffee

Action

You can't play Midnight Coffee unless it's the only card in your hand.

Take two extra turns after this one.

Card by Corrigan

Brodown

Action

You and target opponent each gain control of all Things the other player controls. Draw a card for each Thing you gave away, then the other player draws a card for each Thing he or she gave away.

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Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering.

Card by Corrigan

Dancing Bear

Thing

At the end of your turn, draw a card or gain a Money token.

Action: Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear.

Card by Corrigan

3l

Critic's Fury

Action

Target Thing's text becomes blank. Its creator discards a card (if they're playing).

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"That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time.
1.5 out of 10."

Card by Bucky

Soul Jail

Thing

When Soul Jail enters play, each of your opponents removes his or her hand from the game.
Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead.
When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand.

Card by Corrigan

Sudden Aneurysm

Action

A random player discards three cards at random.

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Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper.

Card by Corrigan

Spontaneous Combustion

Action

A random player chooses a nontoken Thing he or she controls at random. Destroy that Thing.

Card by Corrigan

German Censorship

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy every thing, that could destroy more than 1 thing per turn.
No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Voicechat in an Online Ego-Shooter

Thing

Action abilities and Action cards can played by everyone at any time. Every player can play up to 5 action cards or action abilites in one round.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Thing

Thing: Change this cards title to whatever you want.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Double Agent

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, target opponent draws a card. Until end of turn, you may look at that card and play it as though it was in your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Triple Agent

Thing

When Triple Agent enters or leaves play, target opponent gives a card from their hand to another target opponent, then that opponent gives a random card from their hand to you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thickening Agent

Thing

Action: Discard a Thing card to destroy target immaterial or intangible Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Drunken Bender

Thing

Action: Add one Alcohol counter to this card.
Action: Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing

Card by CashCrazed

Roulette of Caprice

Action

Pick any player. The next time that player's turn starts, he must pick a random card from his hand and play it if it can be legally played. Any required targets are chosen by you. If the card cannot be legally played, it is simply discarded.

Card by CashCrazed

Uncomfortable Yet Stylish Shoes

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, draw a card.
At the end of your turn, discard a card

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What would you go through for a compliment?

Card by Corrigan

Adverse Possession

Thing

Three target Things of your choice in play come under your control. At the start of every turn, add an SOL token to this Thing. When it has three SOL Tokens, discard this Thing. If this Thing is discarded in any other way, the Things targeted by this card return to their original controllers.

Card by Pneumonica

The BJ Rule

Thing

Action: One Thing you have just played this turn cannot be discarded until your next turn. You may select the same Thing next round to protect. If you stop protecting a Thing, you may not select it again. If the target Thing would cause its own discard, this Thing will not protect it.

Card by Pneumonica

Midnight Filing

Action

You may immediately play a Thing and an Action. This is in addition to any other Things and Actions you may play.

Card by Pneumonica

Clonus Horror

Thing

You may have Clonus Horror enter the battlefield as a copy of a Thing in play. If you do, target Thing becomes a copy of that Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cursed Skrull

Thing

Action: Name a card and reveal a random card from your hand. If you revealed a Thing card with that name, Cursed Skrull becomes a copy of that Thing and gains this ability.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Empty Bottle

Thing

At any time that this card doesn't have an Action card under it, you may put an Action card from your hand under it and add its text to the end of this Thing's text.

When this Thing is destroyed,

Card by ChippyYYZ

4l

The Loothouse

Thing

When you play this, draw a card.

Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card.

Card by Bucky

5l

Pointed Criticism

Thing

When you play this, each opponent adds a name to this thing's flavortext.
Action: remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session. If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card.

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Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr-

Card by Bucky

Fanart Site

Thing

When Fanart Site enters play, name a card author who created another Thing you control. Whenever you play a card by the chosen author, draw a card.

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We need more Sanic pictures.

Card by Corrigan

Force Tug

Action

Choose one -- Return target nontoken Thing to its controller's hand; or return two target Things you control to your hand.

Card by Corrigan

Devour For Power

Action

Destroy target Thing and draw a card. If you controlled that Thing, copy this Action twice.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Political Puppets

Thing

When this card enters play, exchange control of two target Things. If Political Puppets was one of those cards, it gains "Reveal each card you draw."

Card by ChippyYYZ

Pretentious Dismissal

Action

Destroy target Thing not created by ChippyYYZ.

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"Amusing, almost. It should never have even been a card. Send it to Homelands, with the rest of its ilk."

Card by ChippyYYZ

S4

Snatch Shield

Thing

Whenever an effect an opponent controls destroys a Thing you control, you may put target nontoken Thing that player controls into your hand.

Card by Corrigan

6l

Release the Fanboys

Action

Choose an author. Play all Action cards in the discard pile that they created, then reveal your hand and discard all cards in it they did not create.
Move this card Up Your Sleeve.

Card by Bucky

7l

Win by Consensus

Action

Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile and your hand. If there isn't a publicly visible card whose author's name is not on a card you have in your hand or on one of your Things, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card.

Card by Bucky

1Y

Luxury Tax

Thing

Players with cards in hand can't draw cards. (When a player draws multiple cards at once, they draw all of them.)

Card by Corrigan

8l

Space Hammer

Thing

When you play this, destroy a Thing.

Action:Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand.

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Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything
Cons:Hard to get back into orbit

Card by Bucky

9l

Token Review vol. 60: Shipping Edition

Thing

Action:Target player gains two Pony, Crate or Toxin tokens.

Card by Bucky

A Brony Documentation

Action

Roll a dice.
You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game.
At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game."

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Big Turn On

Action

All Action-abilities of all things in play get activated at once. If choices have to be made, those things owners choose.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kokett

Thing

You can play this at any time if one of your opponent sneezes. If this card comes into play this way, the player that sneezed gets 1 Pocket Tissue-Token.

When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens.

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By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Genius Ray

Action

Remove target Thing from the game. If it was indestructible, draw a card.

Card by Corrigan

Motherboard Malfunction

Action

Remove all Things from the game, then return them to play.

Card by Corrigan

Mind The Gap

Reaction

Play this as an answer to when a player takes control over another players thing. That player has to roll a die.
If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game.
If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Summerfag

Thing

These are just annoying.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Reese's Pieces

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces Counters.
Action: Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token.

If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bombard

Action

Destroy two target Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, its controller discards a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sound the Call

Action

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. You may put any living Things from among them into play under your control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Jinxed Hexcurse

Action/Thing

If this card would be played, remove it from the game and choose an opponent. That player may choose up to 2 cards in the discard pile and immediately play them in any order. Then put this card into that player's hand.

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Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed? I'm not touching it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Handsome Sven

Thing

You control all female things in play, as long as this card is under your control.
Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Netflix Subscription

Thing

When this comes into play, draw a card. You can discard 1 card per turn to draw 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

AV

Pyrrhic Victory

Action

The game ends in a draw

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"Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play."

Card by AldusValor

AV

The Monty Hall Problem

Thing

As long as this card remains under your control, your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced to three

---

"Door number one, two or three?"

Card by AldusValor

Synchrowave

Action

Destroy one Thing controlled by each opponent with the same number of cards in hand as you.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Freeze Ray

Thing

When Freeze Ray enters play, gain a Wonderflonium Token.
Action: Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game. If you do, target player skips their next turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I Won't Feel a Thing

Thing

Other players' cards cannot cause you to discard cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0l

Reese's Cannon

Thing

Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters.
Action: Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token.

If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game.

Card by Bucky

1m

Gestalt Backlash

Action

Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand.

Card by Bucky