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:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]]
:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]]
{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Useless|text=You get 5 useless tokens. You can't sacrifice those for any reason.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Rubber|text=All your things which don't have any action- or thing-ability get: '''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Mole|text=Play as an answer to 1 thing getting destroyed. Destroy 5 other things of your choice instead.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Salesman|text=Search the deck for Market or Supermarket and bring it into play under your control.|flavortext=X for an U|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Catgirl|text='''Thing & Action:''' 1 thing of your choice becomes a catgirl. You gain control over that thing. If you control 5 or more catgirls you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Massproduction|text=Play 1 additional thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Dying giraffe|text=Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Splitting the atoms|text=You get 10 splitted atom tokens with the ability: '''Action:''' Sacrifice 2 splitted atoms tokens and 1 thing of your choice becomes 1 atom.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Spermwhale|text=Choose 5 words and exchange them with other words. Every player now has to refer to the new words. (For example you say "Instead of the word ''card'' we say ''lion'' now!" Then everyone has to say lion instead of card.)<br>Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.|flavortext='I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM!  --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=lion}}
{{card|title=Solicitor|text=You have to play this if you can.<br>You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.|flavortext="You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Backbreaker|text=Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=To be in a generous mood|text=Choose -- You draw 1 card; or you draw 4 cards and your opponents draw 2 cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Don't dally!|text=If you have this card in your hand count the seconds it takes for someone to play his/her turn. Is someones turn longer than 60 seconds call the title of this card out loud and play it. The opponents turn gets aborted immediately and it's your turn now.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Artifact|text=Put 1 counter on artifact every 3 rounds. There can be up to 3 counters on this card.<br>Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Thing:''' Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Wig Factory|text=Things with wig counters are indestructible.<br>'''Thing:''' Put 1 wig counter on 1 living thing of your choice.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Isle of the Damned|text=When it comes into play you get 3 cannibal tokens which have the abilities: "'''Action:''' Rape 1 thing of your choice. <br>'''Thing & Sacrifice it:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice."<br>Does this card get destroyed, sacrifice all cannibal tokens.<br><br>(Raping means taking control over a thing and destroying it after 3 rounds)|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=Arglbragl}}
{{card|title=Jack Steele|text=Everytime you are destroying a thing, you may destroy 1 additional thing of your choice.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Billy|text=Billy can only be destroyed by getting raped.<br>If Billy gets raped you may draw up to 3 cards before that opponent takes control over Billy.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Iguana-Sperm-Sauce|text='''Sacrifice this:''' Choose -- Prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed; or draw 3 cards; or play 1 action card; or play 1 thing card.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Fax|text=Give someone 1 of your handcards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Tits|text='''Thing & Action:''' 1 player of your choice skips his/her next turn.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Paranoia|text=Choose 1 player. For the next 2 rounds only that player can be the target of anything.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Boost|text=Play up to 3 additional actions.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Pointless|text=|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Shield|text=If a thing would get destroyed, prevent it.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Suzumiya Haruhi|text=Counts as player. This card is indestructible and no one can take control over it. When it gets removed from the game, shuffle it back into the deck instead.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Supermarket|text=To play this you have to discard your entire handcards.<br>Every player draws 5 instead of 1 card.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Stop|text=Play as an answer to someone playing an action. <br>That players turn gets interrupted and you do your turn immediately. After your turn that other player continues right were he left off.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Petunia|text='''Action:''' Search for an already played action card in the discard pile and play it without paying it.|flavortext=Oh no, not again.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Nyan-Cat|text=At the beginning of your turn put 1 rainbowcounter on this card. If there are 5 or more rainbowcounter on Nyan-Cat you win the game. <br>Sacrifice 2 rainbowcounter to prevent Nyan-Cat from getting destroyed or from going under another players control.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=The time of the colors is over!|text=All not-black cards go back to their controllers hands.|flavortext=So who says yellow wins?|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Marvin, the manic-depressive robot|text='''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice becomes depressive which means, it can't be used by its controller, until that card gets destroyed.|flavortext="I talked to the boardcomputer." - "So?" - "He hates me."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Harpy Nest|text=Search the deck/discard pile for 1 Harpy and put it in play under your control.<br>Everytime a Harpy uses its '''Action''' ability put a counter on Harpy Nest. If there are 10 or more counters on Harpy Nest, you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Diarrhea|text=3 cards of your choice are considered blank until they leave play.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Human|text=This is a human and can't become anything else.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Beelzebub, King of the Flies|text=When it comes in play you get 6 fly tokens with the ability: "If a thing would be destroyed you can sacrifice 1 fly to prevent it from getting destroyed. You take control over it and destroy it after 3 rounds."<br>'''Thing:''' Create 1 fly token.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Amnesia|text=All players discard all cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Dying slowly|text=All things get destroyed in 5 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Converter|text='''Thing:''' Play an action.<br>'''Action:''' Play a thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Death Negotiations|text=If a thing gets destroyed every player draws 1 card.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=ADHS|text=You can play this anytime. It's immediately your turn.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Egomaniac|text=All positive effects have to target Egomaniac.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Psychic|text='''Thing:''' Draw a card.<br>'''Action:''' Look at the top card.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Lord Marshal|text=Can only be destroyed by Riddick. Can't be removed from the game. Can't be affected by the T-Virus. Can't be played in the first round of the game.<br>'''Thing:'''Take control over 1 thing of your choice. It becomes a Necromonger.<br>Are all things in play Necromonger you win the game. (The player that destroys/controls Lord Marshal controls all Necromonger.)|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Thing - Necromonger|longtext=yarp}}
{{card|title=The Angle Gun|text=1 thing of your choice exchanges its ability with the ability of another thing of your choice.|flavortext=I understand that, honey.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Pub|text=All things in play get the ability: '''Action:''' Put a counter on Pub. The thing that used this ability can't use an action ability in its controllers next turn.<br>You win the game, if there are 5 or more counters on Pub.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Pizza Delivery|text=You can play this anytime. It's your turn immediately.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Mass Resurrection|text=Bring all things from the discard pile into play. Every player becomes the same amount of randomly chosen things. <br>Cards with which players could win stay in the discard pile. The things that came in play this way count as zombies. |flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Chicken with human arms|text=At the beginning of your turn steal 1 card from a player of your choice.|flavortext=Inspired by YouTuber jonLajoie|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Haggler|text=Every player draws at the beginning of his/her turn 3 cards and discards 2 cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Firestorm|text=For the next 5 rounds everytime a player of your choice plays a thing, destroy that thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Fetus Tornado
|type=Action
|text=To play this you have to discard 5 thing cards. Destroy 5 things of your choice.
|flavortext=
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
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{{card|title=Blue Spiked Turtle Shell|type=Action|text=Remove 1 thing card with which someone could win the game from the game. Steal 1 randomly chosen card from that cards controller.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Zombie With a Six-Shooter|type=Thing|text=Roll a 6-sided die. This comes into play with the rolled amount of ammunition counters. <br>'''Action:''' Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card. <br>If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bang|flavortext=He has some unfinished business.}}
{{card|title=Gun or Katana?|type=Action|text=Choose -- Roll a 6-sided die. Choose the rolled amount of things you wanna destroy. For every thing you chose you and its controller roll a die. Do you roll the higher number, the chosen thing gets destroyed. Does the things controller roll the higher number, it doesn't.<br>'''Or'''<br>Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=hm}}
{{card|title=Lenny|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, destroy Benny. When Benny comes into play, destroy Lenny.<br>Lenny counts as a player to everyone (Without its own cards/turn)<br>Before you draw a card at the beginning of your turn, Lenny destroys 1 randomly not-token thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=a}}
{{card|title=Missingno.|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Choose 1 of your handcards at random. Play a copy of that card without paying for it.<br>'''Thing:''' You gain control over 1 copy of a randomly chosen opponents thing.<br><br>When Missingno. gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. If it's an even number, all players give his/her handcards to the left player; If uneven, to the right player.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=error|shorttitle=yes}}
{{card|title=Euthanasia For a Suicidal Cubone|type=Thing|text=If this card gets destroyed the player that destroyed it gets 1 Bone token with the ability: "'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing."<br><br>The other players get 3 Lavender Town Syndrome tokens with the ability: "If you control at least 1 Lavender Town Syndrome token at the beginning of your turn sacrifice 1 randomly chosen thing."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=yessss|flavortext=Never go back to Lavender Town.}}
{{card|title=Sheldon Cooper
|type=Thing
|text=You may choose to prevent anything that wouldn't make sense in reality.
|flavortext= Bazinga!
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
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{{card|title=Howard Wolowitz
|type=Thing
|text=When this comes into play, remove all female things which were in play at this point from the game. Bring them back when this card leaves play<br>No one can play female things.<br><br>You may choose to prevent a mechanical/robotic thing you own from getting destroyed.
|flavortext=
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
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{{card|title=Raj Koothrappali
|type=Thing
|text="Raj Koothrappali" can't do anything as long as at least 1 female thing is in play.<br>'''Thing:''' Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Choose 1 thing of those cards and put it into play under your control. Put the rest of the cards under the deck. If the chosen card didn't leave play after 3 rounds, shuffle it back into the deck.
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|creator=NinjaWookiee
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{{card|title=Leonard Hofstadter
|type=Thing
|text=You may prevent "Sheldon Coopers" ability at any time.<br>'''Action:''' Draw a card.<br><br>If you control "Penny" this card gains the abilities: There is no handcard limit for you and '''Action:''' Draw up to 3 cards.
|flavortext=
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|longtext =
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{{card|title=Penny|type=Thing|text=You may prevent any abilities that come from videogame- or comic-related cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Bruce Banner/Hulk|type=Thing|text=Comes into play as Bruce Banner with no abilities. When 1 of your things gets destroyed this card becomes Hulk for 5 rounds with the abilities: Indestructible<br>and<br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 opponents thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Winds of Change|type=Action|text=Bring back 1 card that was removed from the game and take it in your hand. Then remove 1 thing from the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Power of the Numpad|type=Action|text=Choose a number. Roll a die. The chosen number gets replaced with the rolled number on all cards 'til the end of your turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Kinder Surprise Egg|type=Thing|text=When this thing gets destroyed, reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a thing card. Place that thing card in play under your control and put the other cards revealed this way under the deck.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Nice Outfit!|type=Action|text=If you wear blue pants, play 1 blue card without paying. <br><br>If you wear black pants, play 1 black card without paying. <br><br>If you wear pants with both black and blue or otherwise colored, play 1 randomly chosen card without paying.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Camouflage Sweatpants|type=Thing|text=Cards made by Wofblut are indestructible.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=The American/German ALDI|type=Thing|text=Roll a die. If the rolled number is even, this card counts as The American ALDI, with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn discard a card and roll a die. You get x/2 food tokens, were x is the rolled number." <br>If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=welltItsGoodHere|flavortext=Well, it's okay over here.}}
{{card|title=The Devil's Meeting|type=Action|text=Choose 6 things. Number them at random. The first, second and fifth thing get destroyed. The third card is considered blank every second round from now and after 5 rounds, gets destroyed. The fourth leaves play for 5 rounds and its controller discards 1 card. After 5 rounds it becomes indestructible and unholy. The sixth thing stays.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=HellYeah}}
{{card|title=Robotic Vacuum Cleaner|type=Thing|text=At the end of your turn destroy 1 randomly chosen not-token thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Found USB Stick|type=Thing|text=When this comes in play take the top 3 cards from the deck and place them under this card without looking at them.<br>'''Action:''' Play 1 randomly chosen card from those which lay under this card without paying.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Iced Vanilla Latte|type=Action|text=Play up to 3 cards made by NinjaWookiee for free.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Sparkling Ice Tea|type=Action|text=Play up to 3 cards made by NinjaWarrior for free.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Wolf Spider|type=Thing|text=Everytime a not-token thing comes in play roll a 6-sided die. If it's even, destroy that thing. If it's uneven, nothing happens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Surfing Orca|type=Thing|text=You may play 1 additional action (Action abilities and/or action cards) at your turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Fennel-Fish-Tangerine-Salad|type=Action|text=Choose -- You may play 2 additional actions this turn (Action ability or action card); or you get 3 food tokens; or you get 1 Snob token with the ability: "'''Action & Sacrifice 1 money token:''' You get 1 food token."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Hungry Killer|type=Thing|text='''Action & Sacrifice x food tokens:''' Destroy x things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Tony Hawk|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 Skateboard token. <br>'''Action & Sacrifice 1 Skateboard token:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Thing:''' You get 1 Halfpipe token. If Tony Hawk would get destroyed you may sacrifice 1 Halfpipe token instead.<br>'''Thing & Discard 1 card:''' You get x Skateboard tokens, where x is the number of words in the discarded cards title.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=KICKFLIP}}
{{card|title=Resident Evil Leeches|type=Thing|text=Every player that doesn't control at least 1 zombie thing at the beginning of that players turn discards 1 card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Go! Go, Emo-Rangers!|type=Action|text=Play up to 3 black things without paying.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers!}}
{{card|title=Shark Alarm|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of you turn choose 1 thing randomly. That thing goes back to its controllers hand.<br>When this card gets destroyed rolls the one who did it a 6-sided die. If it's even, that player draws 5 cards. If it's uneven, that player discards all cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=yes|flavortext=After it's defeated you'll either a hero because you killed the monster or you'll be a criminal for killing some innocents who played a joke.}}
{{card|title=Extreme Dvorak|type=Thing|text=There is no handcard limit. Every player draws 3 cards at the beginning of the turn instead of 1. Everyone can play 3 cards per turn no matter what type they are.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Killing someone by crashing him into a giant 5 Mil. $ TV-Screen|longtitle=yes|type=Action|text=Destroy 1 thing and give that cards controller 3 handcards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|flavortext=The killing is okay, but you have to pay the TV-screen.|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Nail-Gun|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of nail tokens.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 1 nail token:''' Destroy 1 not-living thing.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 3 nail tokens:''' Destroy 1 living thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Waterbed with Fishes|type=Thing|text=You may play up to 2 actions.<br>When this gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of fish tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Schmaab|type=Action|text=Play 1 game of "Write, draw, laugh". (Everyone gets a piece of paper an writes something on it. Then give it to the left neighbor who draws the written thing. He folds the text to the back so it's not readable. Then he gives it to his left neighbor which writes what he sees under the drawing. He then folds the drawing to the back and so you continue until the piece of paper is full)<br>The results get dealed out randomly and everyone makes a new card based on his/her result.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=yes}}
{{card|title=Beat Hazard|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 tokens of each kind: Micro Missiles, Ultra Beam and Shield. Sacrifice...: <br>...1 Micro Missiles token, to destroy 1 randomly chosen thing.<br>...1 Ultra Beam token, to destroy 2 things from 1 opponent of your choice. It can't be prevented.<br>...1 Shield token to save Beat Hazard from getting destroyed.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Roll a die. Destroy x-1 things, where x is the rolled number.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=MusicMakesYourGameAndStuff}}
{{card|title=Audiocommentary|type=Thing|text=Your opponents say the titles of the cards they draw out loud.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=The Butler|type=Thing|text=Counts as a player (without its own cards/turn).<br>When a thing gets destroyed, it's considered that The Butler did it.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Because it's always the butler.}}
{{card|title=It's kinda like Uno|type=Thing|text=Player have to play 1 card if possible. <br>Players can play cards for free, when a card has the same number on it as the last played card had.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Followers|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone playing an action card.<br>Every other player than that one plays a copy of that action card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}


{{card|title=Dagobert Duck|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
{{card|title=Dagobert Duck|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
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{{card|title=Giant Pet Hornet|type=Thing|text=Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)<br><br>'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bzzzz}}
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Revision as of 22:44, 26 November 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300

Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

The Cards

There are 423 cards right now.

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300
Dagobert Duck
Thing
When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Coupon
Action
You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shopping
Action
Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tommy-Gun Replica
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tokens everywhere
Action
You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.
If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.
If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Power Up!
Action
Draw 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Yodeling Shark
Thing
Action: 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Scar
Thing
When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mr. Riechorgan
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Slash
Thing
Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.
You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.
You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Token Concourse
Action
If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Might of the Negros
Action
If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
I feel blue
Action
If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hans Henning Holzhauer
Thing
You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Archaeopteryx
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Multiple Collision
Action
Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Atom Grenade
Action
When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Piss off!
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pomegranate Treehouse
Thing - Location
Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.
Action: Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Stingball Grenade
Thing
Sacrifice this: Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Giant Pet Hornet
Thing
Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)

Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee