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Revision as of 07:32, 2 November 2011
My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...
I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.
My Dvorak story
As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.
Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.
We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.
Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.
Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!
Our own dvorak deck
| Our Infinite Deck | |
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| Designer | NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut |
| Date | July 2011 - onward |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.
All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.
Special Rules
1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.
2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.
3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.
4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.
5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.
6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)
7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.
8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.
There are 358 cards right now.
The Cards
X for an U
Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.
'I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM! --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.
"You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"
Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.
Thing: Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.
Thing: Put 1 wig counter on 1 living thing of your choice.
Thing & Sacrifice it: Destroy 1 thing of your choice."
Does this card get destroyed, sacrifice all cannibal tokens.
(Raping means taking control over a thing and destroying it after 3 rounds)
If Billy gets raped you may draw up to 3 cards before that opponent takes control over Billy.
Every player draws 5 instead of 1 card.
That players turn gets interrupted and you do your turn immediately. After your turn that other player continues right were he left off.
Oh no, not again.
Sacrifice 2 rainbowcounter to prevent Nyan-Cat from getting destroyed or from going under another players control.
So who says yellow wins?
"I talked to the boardcomputer." - "So?" - "He hates me."
Everytime a Harpy uses its Action ability put a counter on Harpy Nest. If there are 10 or more counters on Harpy Nest, you win the game.
Thing: Create 1 fly token.
Action: Play a thing.
Action: Look at the top card.
Thing:Take control over 1 thing of your choice. It becomes a Necromonger.
Are all things in play Necromonger you win the game. (The player that destroys/controls Lord Marshal controls all Necromonger.)
I understand that, honey.
You win the game, if there are 5 or more counters on Pub.
Cards with which players could win stay in the discard pile. The things that came in play this way count as zombies.
Inspired by YouTuber jonLajoie
Sacrifice 1...: ...Spear to destroy 1 thing which just entered play.
...KI'CTI-PA to destroy the least far away opponents thing card from you.
...Plasmacaster to destroy the most far away opponents thing from you.
...Mini-Disc to destroy 1 thing of your choice. There are no exceptions that could prevent this.
Are there no tokens left, sacrifice Predator. Is Predator the only thing left, its considered to be in play for all players now. In 5 rounds you win the game, if Predator doesn't get destroyed.
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