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My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer	NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date	July 2011 - onward
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page.

Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

There are 282 cards right now.

The Cards

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200,

Cockroach Delivery Service

Thing

Roll a dice if this comes into play.

At 1 and 2: Steal a randomly chosen card of an player of your choice. At 3 and 4: Steal a card of your choice from a play of your choice.

At 5 and 6: Take a card of your choice from the discard pile and put it in your hand.

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--4: Weapon destroyed (That thing/action gets neutralized)
--7: Weapon damaged (If that player wants to use the cards ability he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's uneven, he/she can't use the ability this time.)
--10: Fellow hit (One randomly chosen thing of that player gets destroyed.)
--12: Fail (That players card gets taken back on his/her hand.)
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