Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1801-1900

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1801-1900
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Fibonacci's rabbits

Thing

Comes into play with two rabbit tokens.
Thing: Create rabbit tokens equal to the number of rabbit tokens already in play.

#1801

Card by gill_smoke

DEA

Bad Drug bust

Action

Destroy all non living things of a target player.

#1802

Card by gill_smoke

Dawn of War

Thing

When this comes into play, every player gets 5 morale tokens. When this card leaves play, destroy all morale tokens. As long as this card is in play, whenever a player destroys a non-token thing that player receives a morale token; whenever a player's non-token thing gets destroyed by an opponent, destroy one of that player's morale tokens. If a player has zero morale tokens, he is eliminated.

#1803

Card by Gimlear's friend

Commisar

Thing

Action: Destroy one thing you control and draw three cards.

#1804

Card by Gimlear's friend

Marriage

Action

Gain control of all things controlled by target opponent.

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What's your's is mine and what's mine is mine.

#1805

Card by Gimlear

Contradiction

Action

Win the game. Lose the game.

#1806

Card by Zaratustra

Contraction

Action

Remove up to five words from a card's text. You may not remove the first or the last word of the card text in this manner.

#1807

Card by Zaratustra

Insertion

Action

Insert one word between two words of a card's text. You can't insert this word at the start or end of a sentence.

#1808

Card by Zaratustra

T200

Powertron

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy 200 non-money tokens you control or destroy this thing.
Action and Thing: Eliminate opponent.

#1809

Card by Zt

Evil

Being Lord Voldemort

Thing

Other players have to refer to you saying "you know who". If they say your real name, they are eliminated.
Thing: Generate a zombie token.

#1810

Card by Zt

Goal

Goal: 21!

Thing

Play this only if you control 10 or less things.
If somebody controls 21 or more things, he/she wins.

#1811

Card by Zt

C

Coffeeshop with Free Refills

Thing

Whenever any player has no cards in hand, he redraws to his maximum hand size.
Action: Discard your whole hand.

#1812

Card by Tweed Cap

Loopholes Galore

Thing

Destroy a thing, negate an action, and play a card. Any player may take an action to discard one card to change, add, or remove one word in this card's text located before the italicized word "Any".

#1813

Card by Gimlear

Eystar, the Soul-Drinking Sword

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control.

At the beginning of your turn put a doom token into play. If you control 4 doom tokens, you are eliminated.

Action: Destroy target thing other than this one.

#1814

Card by Zt

Earth-Filled Coffin

Thing

You may skip a turn to draw three cards.

#1815

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

No Reflection

Thing

Play under another player's control. Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

#1816

Card by Tyrethali added by gill_smoke

The Inn Crowd

Thing

Whispers and rumours - all opponents must reveal any cards they draw.

#1817

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

R

Reformed Property Laws

Thing

Every one plays with his hand face up. Each player may play cards from any other player's hand; no one may play cards from his own hand.

#1818

Card by Tweed Cap

L

Lapse

Action

Take a non-token Thing from play into your hand, resolve any consequences of its leaving play, then put the card back into play under the same controller. If there are decisions to be made when the card is played (other than its controller), you make them.

#1819

Card by Tweed Cap

Q

Qwerty

Thing

All special rules, whatever their source, are repealed when Qwerty enters play. No player may propose any new cards or special rules while Qwerty is in play.

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The natural enemy of Dvorak!

#1820

Card by Tweed Cap

Suicide Belt

Thing equiptment

Attach this to a living non token thing.
Action:Destroy this card and all cards attached to it, and 10 random things in play. Any player may use this ability.

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Bomb blast kills 11, more as this story developes.

#1821

Card by gill_smoke

Momma

Thing Person

This cards action ability is played during anothewr players turn, it's use counts against your next turn, and may only be played once between your turns
Action: prevent last action's effects.

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my momma says No.

#1822

Card by gill_smoke

Vampire

Thing

Destroy a living thing you control to play, and after every time you draw a card, If you cannot, destroy Vampire.
Action: Destroy two target living things

#1823

Card by gill_smoke

V

Vampire Slayer

Thing

If Vampire Slayer is destroyed for any reason, it goes into the hand of a random player instead of the discard pile.
Action: Destroy any monster or undead.

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Back in the day, there was always just one of these, no more no less.

#1824

Card by Tweed Cap

Z

Zen Fortress

Thing

Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. Whenever you are forced to play a card randomly or a card of an opponent's choice, you can choose to play nothing instead. No card can make you discard against your will.

#1825

Card by Tweed Cap

O

Oubliette

Thing

Action: Remove a creature (living, undead, robotic, etc.) in play from the game. If the target was not a token, flip a coin; on "tails", destroy Oubliette. (Cards removed from the game by Oubliette are not returned to play when Oubliette is destroyed.)

#1826

Card by Tweed Cap

Mass Haste

Action

Each player gains a Haste token with the text "On your turn, you may play one additional card of any type."

#1827

Card by jtwe

1T

Simplify

Action

Each player may choose a Thing they control. Destroy all other Things.

#1828

Card by jtwe

Stab

Action

Choose one - destroy target living Thing; or, target player discards two cards.

#1829

Card by jtwe

E3

Sorrow

Thing

When you play this card, create 70 Sorrow tokens under your control. A player who controls one or more Sorrow tokens cannot win.
Action: Put half of your Sorrow tokens under the control of target player.

#1830

Card by Corrigan

My Old Guitar

Thing

If you control any other Things, no other player may take control of My Old Guitar. If another player takes control of this card, lose the game. Your hand size is 8.

#1831

Card by Corrigan

Chinese Factory

Thing

Whenever a token is created, it is considered to have been created by you, and you can decide to create it or not. When this card has been in play for ten turns, destroy all Things in play.

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"Yeah, Made in China, whitey."

#1832

Card by Corrigan

1000

Blank Cards

thing

All other cards are considered blank.

#1833

Card by jmrdex

F

Frigid Blast

Action

Each Thing in play with an Action ability gets a Freeze token. Freeze tokens have the following text: "The Thing to which this is attached can destroy one of its Freeze tokens as an Action ability, but may not use any other Action abilities."

#1834

Card by Tweed Cap

E

Exploit Strange Vulnerabilities

Action

Each Thing in play whose text includes a special defense from destruction or removal from play loses that part of its text until the end of the turn and is destroyed.

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It's like a high-frequency kryptonite silver bullet and a stake through the heart, and it's yellow.

#1835

Card by Tweed Cap

B

Brainstorm

Action

Every player makes a new card, subject to the usual approval process; continue until each player has gotten exactly one new card approved. Instead of shuffling them into the deck, shuffle them separately and deal one (face-down) to each player.

#1836

Card by Tweed Cap

KO

Sudden Death

Thing

When this comes into play, all players draw cards up to their maximum hand size.
Players may not draw cards.
If a player does not play any cards during their turn, they must discard a card.
Any player with an empty hand loses.

#1837

Card by Zaratustra

1st

Race To The Finish

Thing

When this comes into play, all players draw cards up to their maximum hand size.
Players may choose not to draw cards at the start of their turn.
If a player does not play any cards during their turn, they must draw a card.
Any player with an empty hand wins.

#1838

Card by Zaratustra

Elegy of Emptiness

Action

If you have no cards in play and no cards in your hand, you win.

#1839

Card by Zaratustra

W

Whirling Winds

Action

Each player who controls at least one Thing simultaneously gives a random Thing he controls and all attached cards and tokens to the next player in turn order. Do this whole process a number of times equal to the number of players in the game.

#1840

Card by Tweed Cap

H

Hailstones like Grapefruits

Action

Every tangible Thing (including locations and Universes) in play is destroyed.

#1841

Card by Tweed Cap

Y

Yesterday's Treasures

Action

Take a number of cards of your choice from the discard pile equal to the number of players; show these cards to all players. Shuffle these cards and deal one (face-down) to each player.

#1842

Card by Tweed Cap

Loafing

Action

draw 2 cards skip your next turn.

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Friedey's Special

#1843

Card by gill_smoke

1

Skip

Action

Target player skips their next turn.

---

Corner value in Spanish

#1844

Card by gill_smoke

1

Draw Two

Action

Target player draws 2 cards.

---

Corner value in Spanish

#1845

Card by gill_smoke

X

xkcd Comic Strip Tacked to the Wall

Thing

The good morale inspires you to draw an extra card during your draw phase.

---

xkcd

#1846

Card by Tweed Cap

N

Noxious Cloud

Action

Each player must discard 1d6 cards (roll separately for each player). Any player who does not have enough cards discards all they have and skips his next turn.

#1847

Card by Tweed Cap

J

Jester's Dance

Action

Two target creatures (living, undead, robotic, etc.) exchange places and controllers, taking any attached cards and tokens with them.

#1848

Card by Tweed Cap

4I

Home Base

Thing-Building

When Home Base comes into play, gain a Worker token. At the start of your turn, you gain one Money token per Worker you control, or 5 per Home Base (whichever is less)

Action:Spend 3 Money tokens. Make a copy of a Thing named "Worker Unit" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

#1849

Card by Bucky

5I

Worker Unit

Thing-Worker Unit

Action:Gain a Money token.

Action:Destroy two Things you control and discard a card. Make a copy of a Thing named "Barracks" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

#1850

Card by Bucky

6I

Barracks

Thing-Building

At any time during your turn, you may destroy one Barracks, three of your living Things and two other Tokens to make a copy of a Thing named "MechFab" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

Action: gain an Infantry token.

#1851

Card by Bucky

RGB

Netherspite

Thing - Dragon

When this card enters play, each player (starting with you) chooses a different color, and gains a token whose name and color is that color.

At the end of each turn, if no player controls a Thing with a color in its name, each player loses the game.

#1852

Card by jtwe

I

Inspiration

Action

Draw 1d6 cards. You do not have to discard at the end of this turn.

#1853

Card by Tweed Cap

T

Twilight

Thing

Action: Discard X cards to draw X random cards from the discard pile. Any player may use this Action ability, but your opponents must take X = 1.

#1854

Card by Tweed Cap

U

Unnatural Compulsion

Action

You may play as many Actions and Things this turn as you wish, but you make not invoke any further Action or Thing abilities this turn. If you are directed to draw cards this turn, you may choose to ignore the direction. If you still have any cards in your hand at the end of your turn, you are eliminated.

#1855

Card by Tweed Cap

7I

MechFab

Thing-Building

Action:Destroy two Things you control. Make a copy of a Thing named "MechaTank" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

Action:Discard a card. Make a copy of a Thing named "Mech Worker" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

#1856

Card by Bucky

8I

Mech Worker

Thing-Worker Unit

At the start of your turn, you may have Mech Worker use the Action ability of any of your Buildings.

At any time during your turn, you may destroy two of your Mech Workers to make a copy of a Thing named "Home Base" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

#1857

Card by Bucky

9I

MechaTank

Thing-Military Unit

Action:Destroy target token.
Destroy this: Destroy target token
Destroy this, two other non-token Things, 3 living Things and 4 other things you control: Make a copy of a Thing named "Ultimate Weapon" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play.

#1858

Card by Bucky

Naked Mile Run

Thing

All players play with their hands revealed.

At the start of each player's turn, that player draws an additional card for each player of the opposite gender in the game.

#1859

Card by jtwe

1J

Ultimate Weapon

Thing-Ancient Artifact

When you play this, destroy one of your non-token Things. If this would be destroyed, you may destroy three of your other non-token Things instead.

Destroy 10 of your Things: Target opponent must destroy 8 of their Things, or all their things if they have less than 8
Action:Target player with no Things loses the game.

#1860

Card by Bucky

Toll bridge

Thing

Opponents must give you control of a non living token in order to play a thing.

---

Stop. Pay toll.

#1861

Card by gill_smoke

Troll bridge

Thing

Opponents must give you control of a Living thing in order to play an action.

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"You don't want to eat me. I'm too little, my brother is much bigger." -Billy goat

#1862

Card by gill_smoke

Troll

Thing

Destroy this card if it's the only living thing in play.
Action: Destroy target thing.

---

Nobody likes trolls

#1863

Card by gill_smoke

Zener Reading

Action

Name three cards. All opponents reveal their hands - if any of those cards were there, take them into your hand.

#1864

Card by Kevan

Wiki Vandal

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a Vandalism counter on a non-token Thing other than this one which does not have a Vandalism counter on it. Things with Vandalism counters on them lose all rules text.

#1865

Card by jtwe

3

Whimsey

Thing - Foundation

Tap this Thing and another untapped Thing you control: Choose one - untap target Thing; tap target Thing; target player draws a card; or target player discards a card.

#1866

Card by jtwe

Turnabout Dvorak

Action

Tap or untap all Things target player controls. Draw two cards.

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OBJECTION!

#1867

Card by jtwe

Untap Phase

Thing

When you play this card, take an additional turn after this one. At the start of each player's turn, that player untaps all Things they control.

#1868

Card by jtwe

Arise From the Fiery Depths

Action

Pick a card that has been put out of play by another card and play it.

#1869

Card by Gimlear

Box of One Dozen Starving Crazed Weasels

Thing

Action: Give control of a random Thing you control to target player.

Whenever this Thing changes controllers, its new controller must discard two cards or destroy another Thing he or she controls.

---

"Okay, I'll take that."

#1870

Card by jtwe

M1

Mine/Mime

Action or Thing

Card may be played as an action or a thing.
When played as an action: take control of a target thing
When played as a thing: You may play this on another player. If owner speaks they must discard a card, if unable to do so they loose. If playing online, non game required chat counts as speaking.

#1871

Card by gill_smoke

O0

Cereal killer / Serial killer

Action or Thing

Card may be played as an action or a thing.
When played as an action: destroy all foods an create a cereal token for each item destroyed in this way.
When played as a thing: if action ability is not played for three consecutive turns destroy serial killer Action: destroy random animate thing.

#1872

Card by gill_smoke

Democracy

Thing

As long as this card is in play, a number of approving votes that equals or exceeds quorum (half the number of players, rounded down, plus one) is needed to add, change, or repeal cards or special rules.

#1873

Card by Gimlear

Lion

Thing

Action: Shout "Jesus Christ!" and draw a card.

---

>:3

#1874

Card by Pongo

Jim Morrison

Thing-Person-Musician

You control all reptile things as long as Jim Morrison is in play.

#1875

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Johnny Rotten

Thing-Person-Musician

For every turn that Johnny Rotten is in play, you may destroy one thing of your choice. This card may not be destroyed unless two destroying effects aimed at this card are played in the same turn.

#1876

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Bernie

Thing- Corpse

You must discard this card 2 turns after it is played. You can attach this card to a person under your control. While this card is attached to a person, the person to which this card is attached may not be destroyed.

#1877

Card by Corrigan added by gill_smoke

Rubik's Cube

Thing

This card may be played under another player's control. The player who controls this card must skip every other turn. After each turn skipped in this way, put a counter on this card. If this card ever has 6 counters on it, destroy it.

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Who is this Rubik and why is his Cube so difficult?

#1878

Card by Gimlear

Reese's Pieces

Thing

When this card comes into play, you gain 10 Reese's tokens. If you ever control no Reese's tokens, destroy this card. Action: Destroy a Reese's token and play 2 more actions this turn.

---

Who is this Reese and why are his Pieces so delicious?

#1879

Card by Gimlear

Last Chance for this turn

action

Roll a die. If it's even you may draw 2 cards and destroy one thing.

#1880

Card by User:tom1344

Too Quiet

Thing

You have an unlimited hand size. You may play any number of cards per turn (but only one Action ability). If you play a card, destroy Too Quiet at the end of your turn.

#1881

Card by Kevan

F4

Four / Fore!

Thing or Action

Card may be played as an action or a thing.
When played as an action create 4 tokens of any type.
As a thing, Action: Remove target living thing from play until your next turn.

#1882

Card by gill_smoke

Q15

CD

Thing or Action

Card may be played as an action or a thing.
When played as an action double your money tokens.
As a thing, Thing: create a song token.

#1883

Card by gill_smoke

Fizzle Champion

Thing

You may not play any more cards on the turn you play this. If any player plays an Action card which has no effect on the game once it has resolved (apart from that card going to the discard pile), then they win the game.

#1884

Card by Kevan

Hard Bargain

Action

Choose an opponent. They may choose two Things you control and gain control of them; you may then choose one Thing they control, and gain control of that.

#1885

Card by Kevan

Plinth Charming

Action

Put any card from play or from your hand onto the top of the draw pile. You may play another Action this turn.

#1886

Card by Kevan

Strange Atractor

Thing

All cards attached to Strange Attractor are considered removed from the game. When Strange Atractor leaves play all attached things are destroyed.
Thing:Attach a thing to Strange Attractor.
Action:Remove a thing from Strange Attactor to a random player.

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This is an abstract Idea not a living person

#1887

Card by gill_smoke

Kilgore wuz here

Action

Look at target players hand. Instead of going to the discard pile when played this card goes into the hand of the person it was played on.

#1888

Card by gill_smoke

Scranton Pa.

Thing-Terrain

No living things can use action abilities.

#1889

Card by gill_smoke

Last Stand

Action

Choose a Thing you control. Activate one of its Action abilities three times, then destroy it.

#1890

Card by Kevan

Catastrophizing

Thing - Cognitive distortion

Play this card under any player's control. Whenever an opponent would gain a token, they gain three tokens of that type instead.

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Am I jumping to the worst possible conclusion?

#1891

Card by Anfo, from Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Fortune Telling

Thing - Cognitive distortion

Play this card under any player's control. Whenever any opponent would draw a card, he or she may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand instead.

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Am I predicting the future instead of waiting to see what happens?

#1892

Card by Anfo, from Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Mental Filtering

Thing - Cognitive distortion

Play this card under any player's control. Whenever you would draw a card, target opponent draws a card, then gives you a card from his or her hand instead.

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Am I focusing on the negative and overlooking the positive?

#1893

Card by Anfo, from Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

house party

Action

remove all of a players living things from play until your next turn

#1894

Card by gill_smoke

O8

Pet Octopus

Thing

your hand size is 8

#1895

Card by gill_smoke

I had no choice

Action response

play in response to an action or action ability that targets you or Things you control. For the rest of that players turn you choose the targets of all actions and action abilities they use.

#1896

Card by gill_smoke

No Time For That Now

Thing

Whenever an Action card is played, its final sentence shall be ignored.

#1897

Card by Kevan

Insurance Policy

Action

You may play this card whenever a card says you lose the game. Discard your hand. The card that caused you to lose the game is destroyed and you do not lose the game.

#1898

Card by Nm8r

Oh no you don't!

Action

You may play this card whenever a card says an opponent wins the game. Discard your hand. The card that caused the opponent to win the game is destroyed and the opponent does not win the game.

#1899

Card by Nm8r

Curse

Thing

Play this onto another thing. Whenever the card that this card was played onto is destroyed by a card played by an opponent, this card is destroyed and the opponent that played the card shows you their hand. Pick a card from their hand and destroy it.

#1900

Card by Nm8r