Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2001-2100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2001-2100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Bouncer

Thing - Party Member

In immediate response to any Thing being put into play, destroy one Not On The List token to return that Thing to its owner's hand. Action: Put one Not On The List token into play.

#2001

Card by Binarius

The Horn Of Heaven

Thing

Play this card onto any Thing. That Thing cannot be destroyed while The Horn Of Heaven is in play.

#2002

Card by Binarius

The Robber

Thing

You may not draw cards at the start of your turn. Action: Give this Thing to any opponent.

#2003

Card by Kevan

1L

Mortgage Payment

Action

If you are the only player with cards in hand, win the game. Otherwise, take up to two cards at random from another player's hand.

#2004

Card by Bucky

2L

Blackmail

Thing

Action:Target player must give you either a card from their hand or a Thing they control. If they cannot, they skip their next turn instead and destroy this.

#2005

Card by Bucky

3L

Windmill

Thing

At the start of each turn flip a coin. If it comes up heads, gain an Energy token.

#2006

Card by Bucky

Conveyor Belt

Thing

Action: Discard a card at random (if you have any in your hand), then draw a card.

#2007

Card by Kevan

Cold Storage

thing

This card and cards on it may not be destroyed. Action: Place a card from your hand on this card. Action: Place all cards on this card into your hand and remove this card from the game.

#2008

Card by Atticus

Prop Comic

thing

You may take an additional thing action for turn.

#2009

Card by Atticus

Destructive Impulse

action

Everyone discards their hands and destroys all things they have in play, then draws an amount of cards equal to the number of cards they discarded.

#2010

Card by Atticus

虎

Mystical Tattoo

Thing

Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns. Your hand size limit is increased by one.

#2011

Card by Binarius

Caddy

Thing

Draw three cards and attach them to Caddy, face-down. Action: Exchange one card in your hand with one card attached to Caddy.

#2012

Card by Binarius

Phoenix Down

Reaction

Play in immediate response to any player being eliminated to nullify their elimination; instead, they discard randomly down to one card and all of their Things are destroyed.

#2013

Card by Binarius

Dude!

action

Draw two cards. This card may be played during anyone's turn.

#2014

Card by Atticus

Excellent!

reaction

Play in response to a player being eliminated. You may look through their hand and take as many cards as they want. Then proceed with the elimination.

#2015

Card by Atticus

Bogus!

reaction

Play in response to the destruction of one of your things. Throw the card at your opponent. Then draw a card and play another thing from your hand.

#2016

Card by Atticus

Form of the Shark

Thing

At the end of your turn, if you have not played a card that turn, you are eliminated. Action: Destroy a Thing other than this one.

#2017

Card by Kevan

ħ

Quantum Fluctuations

Thing

At the end of every player's turn, a random player discards one card randomly and draws a card.

#2018

Card by Binarius

Grand Slam

Action

Discard a number of cards equal to the number of opponents. Then take one Thing from every opponent and put it under your control.

#2019

Card by Binarius

Unholy Bandwagon

Action

Play only if you have no undead Things. Put 20 Zombie tokens into play under your control.

#2020

Card by Binarius

Retcon

Action

Put a Thing from the discard pile into play under any player's control.

#2021

Card by Kevan

Everything Must Go

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, before drawing, that player must play a random card, if they have one in their hand. This counts towards their Action/Thing limit for the turn.

#2022

Card by Kevan

Boredom

Action

On their next turn, target opponent draws once and discards once, playing nothing.

#2023

Card by Binarius

Vaccine Factory

Thing

Comes into play with 3 Solanum Research tokens on it. At the beginning of your turn, destroy one Solanum Research token; if you can't, create 10 Vaccine tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Vaccine tokens to destroy an equal number of Zombie tokens.

#2024

Card by Binarius

4L

Epic Fail

Reaction

Play in response to an Action. That Action takes effect as if it reads "Destroy one of your Things at random."

#2025

Card by Bucky

5L

Three-handed sword

Thing

Action:This card gains the text "Action: Destroy target Thing" until the end of the turn.

#2026

Card by Bucky

6L

Flash Powder

Thing

Whenever you become the target of an Action, destroy Flash Powder and prevent that Action.

#2027

Card by Bucky

Lunar Cry

Thing

Every player receives three Monster tokens. At the end of your turn, flip a coin for each of your Monster tokens. Heads: destroy one of your Monster tokens; tails: destroy one of your non-token Things. When Lunar Cry is removed from play, destroy one Thing for every Monster token you still have.

#2028

Card by Binarius

The Needs Of The Many

Reaction

Play immediately in response to any Action that has an effect on one player; that card affects all other players instead.

#2029

Card by Binarius

Hot Potato

Thing

If Hot Potato is played, destroy it immediately; if Hot Potato is played or discarded, lose a turn. Thing: Give Hot Potato to target opponent.

#2030

Card by Binarius

A4

ALZ heimer's

Thing

May play on another Player. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. Owner may discard a card to avoid an action or action ability effect.

#2031

Card by gill_smoke

ADHD

Thing

Owner may take any number of actions. All Action abilities may only be played once per turn.

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Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: Lets go ride bikes.

#2032

Card by gill_smoke

FlashMob Super Computer

Thing

Only one of this cards action abilities may be played each turn. Owners Hand size increases by one for every node token in play, The number of actions per turn for the owner increases by one for every program token in play. Programs my not excceed nodes
Action: Create a node token.
Action: Create a program token.

#2033

Card by gill_smoke

Revolution Of The Stars

Action

Every player gives one card from their hand to every other player. If any player has fewer cards than opponents, they must draw up to the correct number, distribute them, and then discard down to their previous hand size.

#2034

Card by Binarius

Knight Fork

Action

Name two Things in the control of target opponent; your opponent decides which one gets destroyed.

#2035

Card by Binarius

Regenerative Brakes

Thing

Whenever you discard a card or any of your non-token Things is destroyed, create a Potential Energy token. During your turn, destroy two Potential Energy tokens to play an extra Thing.

#2036

Card by Binarius

7L

Plot Significance

Thing

Play onto another Thing. When you do, rename that Thing. Neither Plot Significance nor the card it's played on can be destroyed until the other is.

#2037

Card by Bucky

8L

Hostage crisis

Action

All of target Thing's controllers must destroy it, or discard two cards, or eliminate themselves from the game.

#2038

Card by Bucky

9L

Scatterbomb

Action

Destroy up to six tokens belonging to the same player.

#2039

Card by Bucky

30%

Warlock Punch

Action

Destroy target Thing so much harder than Falcon Punch that its controller discards a random card.

#2040

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sandbag

Thing

If Sandbag would be destroyed, return it to your hand instead.

#2041

Card by ChippyYYZ

Full Bar of Star Power

Thing

If you would be eliminated while this is in play, instead destroy this, discard your hand, and you cannot lose until 4 turns have ended.

#2042

Card by ChippyYYZ

P7

pressure sensitive switch

Thing

May be played on another player. If owner plays a non living thing they destroy pressure sensitive switch and a random living thing. Face down cards count as generic things with no text
Thing: flip a card face down.
Action: flip a card face up.

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"What does this do?"

#2043

Card by gill_smoke

B0

Big red button

Thing

May be played on another player. If owner plays a living thing they trigger Big red button's action ability.Action: Destroy random thing.

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"What does this do?"

#2044

Card by gill_smoke

W1

Wall lever

Thing

May be played on another player. If owner plays a living thing they trigger one of Wall lever's abilities
Thing: Roll a die if 1 create a food token.
Action: Roll a die if 6 create money token.

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"What does this do?"

#2045

Card by gill_smoke

3M

Dramatic Chorale Singing

Thing

For 3 turn cycles after this card is played, nobody may play a card. After that, every player must play a Thing. Whenever an Action is played, double any numerical values in its text ('a' and 'an' are considered to be '1').

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The stakes are higher! The tension is ratcheted! The drama is maxed! The Oscar is in the bag!

#2046

Card by Corrigan

1H

Amphibian Eyeball

Thing

When you play an Action, you may destroy Amphibian Eyeball. If you do, increase any numerical values in the Action's text by one ('a' and 'an' are considered to be '1').

#2047

Card by Corrigan

Take a Gamble

Action

Draw a card from a standard pack of playing cards (without jokers). If the card was a diamond, make money tokens equal to the card's number. If the card was a spade, draw cards equal to the card's number. If the card was a club, destroy random Things equal to the card's number. If the card was a heart, each opponent draws cards equal to the card's number.

#2048

Card by Corrigan

NI₃

Nitrogen Triiodide

Thing

Flip a coin when you play this card. If tails, destroy it and discard your hand. If heads, you may carefully play it into any player's control. If that player gains or loses control of any non-token Things, all of their Things are destroyed.

#2049

Card by Binarius

ISO 2050

Action

Destroy all Things that modify any player's hand size limit or card-drawing capability. Every player's maximum hand size is five and every player may draw once at the beginning of their turn.

#2050

Card by Binarius

Little Green Men

Action

Steal a random card from target opponent's hand.

#2051

Card by Binarius

1M

Bookkeeping

Thing

Whenever you play a card, gain a Receipt token.

#2052

Card by Bucky

2M

Warp Tile

Thing

Once per turn, you may return this to your hand. If you do, you may play an extra Thing that turn.

#2053

Card by Bucky

3M

Sacrifice

Action

Destroy up to 20 of your tokens. Draw cards equal to half of the number of tokens you destroyed, rounding down.

#2054

Card by Bucky

Charity Tax Break

Thing

Action: Give a Thing you control to an opponent, and draw a card.

#2055

Card by Kevan

Universal Remote Control

Thing

Action: Choose target Thing and an Action ability of that Thing. Its controller uses that ability..

#2056

Card by ChippyYYZ

Lvl. 76 Black Mage

Thing

Action - Megaflare: Target player takes 9999 damage.

---

Too bad that doesn't do anything.

#2057

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Finger

Thing

Your maximum hand size is reduced by two.

Action: Give an opponent The Finger.

---

The card, not the gesture.

#2058

Card by ChippyYYZ

4M

Campaign for Diversity

Thing

If at the start of your turn you control three other non-token Things and three Tokens of different types, and there are at least three cards in your hand and three in the discard pile, you win the game.

#2059

Card by Bucky

5M

Return to the Void

Action

Destroy target Thing with no cornervalue.

#2060

Card by Bucky

6M

Sandglass Desert

Terrain - External Site

Action: Play an Action from the top of the discard pile. Put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

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In the shifting zones, one moment can be forever.

#2061

Card by Zaratustra, ported by Bucky

Z10

zombified astrophisist

Thing

Everytime you loose a turn draw a card.

#2062

Card by gill_smoke

Z2

Zombie Ichor

Thing Equiptment

Attach to a non token living thing That thing is now a zombie. If thing has an action ability add the following to the actions text "Flip a coin if tails action does nothing."

#2063

Card by gill_smoke

CD2

AUTOCAD

Thing

destroy all your money tokens to play.
Thing: create a drawing token.
Action: destroy 5 drawing tokens to create one money token.

#2064

Card by gill_smoke

Enough Zombies Already!

Action

Destroy all zombies and zombie-related cards. Each player reveals their hand. Each player with the most cards (min. 1) that refer to zombies is eliminated.

#2065

Card by ChippyYYZ

♪♫

DvoRock Band

Thing

Make a band name and name four real songs. This card's title becomes the band name. Create four tokens with the names of the named songs.

#2066

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dszqupovlf

Uijoh

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Jg uifz ep, uijt dbse't dpouspmmfs jt fmjnjobufe.

#2067

Card by DijqqzZZA

Animal Sanctuary

Thing

Prevents one of the controller’s things from being destroyed. But, its self is always vulnerable.

#2068

Card by soniccuz

Winds of Change

Thing

All players exchange their hands with the person to their right.

#2069

Card by soniccuz

shallow grave

Thing

As long as there is a living thing in the discard pile you may use Shallow grave's action ability.
Action:Create Zombie token.

#2070

Card by gill_smoke

wacky children

Action

Roll a die and if it is 4 or higher you can draw 3 cards.

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giggle

#2071

Card by Lost card resurrected by gill_smoke

Zombified librarian

Thing

Every time you destroy a nonliving thing draw a card.

#2072

Card by gill_smoke

7M

Mirror Plane

Action

For each non-Reflection Thing you control, gain a Reflection token.

#2073

Card by Bucky

8M

Money Tree

Thing-Plant

Action:Gain a Money token.

#2074

Card by Bucky

9M

Quotation Marks

Thing-Plant

Play onto any card. While Quotation Marks is attached to a card, treat that card as if all of its text is part of its title and it has no ruletext.

#2075

Card by Bucky

Stimpack

Thing

Every turn, you may draw or play an extra card or activate an extra Action ability. If Stimpack is destroyed, lose a turn.

#2076

Card by Binarius

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

Action

Draw three cards. Play one of them, discard another, and give the last to an opponent.

#2077

Card by Binarius

Hurricane Joe

Action

Target opponent discards their hand. In sympathy, every other player donates a card to them.

#2078

Card by Binarius

Polymerization

Thing

Play this onto two things, at least one of which you control. Those Things and this are considered to be one Thing that you control. Create a name for this new thing. Its text is the text of both of the things, except that you use the new name where either refers to itself by name.

#2079

Card by ChippyYYZ

IndestructoTank

Thing

If this this card would be destroyed, throw it across the room instead.
When your hand is empty, destroy IndestructoTank, ignoring its indestrctibility. You can still throw it if you want, though.
Action: Destroy a thing and flip a coin. On heads, activate this ability again, targeting a random thing.

#2080

Card by ChippyYYZ

Four Leaf Clover

Thing

Whenever something is decided by chance (dice, coins, etc.), you may reroll, reflip, etc. once, and pick which result to use.

#2081

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sleeping With The Fishes

Action

Send target Thing to the bottom of the discard pile.

#2082

Card by Binarius

Zealous English Teacher

Thing - Party Member

Draw a card whenever anyone plays a card that contains a spelling, grammar, or punctuation mistake.

#2083

Card by Binarius

Personal Force Field

Thing

Your other Things may not be destroyed and opponents may not play any Things into your control. If you play a Thing, destroy Personal Force Field.

#2084

Card by Binarius

Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

thing

Action: Place a nickel on this card to destroy a thing, or a dime to negate an action. When this card is destroyed, whoever destroyed it may take all of the money on it.

#2085

Card by Atticus

ChippyYYZ, The Forbidden One

Thing

Once during your turn, you may reveal this and four other cards by ChippyYYZ from your hand to win the game.

#2086

Card by ChippyYYZ

Evil Council

Thing

While Evil Council is in play, all players must talk with Slavic accents. If a player does not talk with a Slavic accent, eliminate him/her.
Action: Each player chooses one Thing and destroys it.

#2087

Card by Corrigan

Eugenic Cleanse

Action

Eliminate the least physically attractive player from the game. Vote if unsure.

---

"We must keep the race pure!"

#2088

Card by Corrigan

Ilgeayidzed Jistogu

Type

Ilgogtilatyu, choi sapot gye-ad tshidz sagidz tezht vesaidze it idz pot il a ge-ai yalfyafe. Ig choi soid ge-ad it, shish choi sapt, choi shoid klosh tshat choi naje shop tshe samye vu digashilf tshidz sagid.

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"I klosh, mu obzedziol shitsh otsheg yalfiafyedz setz gye-aiyu aplochilf. Tigu zereiyilf it il sugiyis."

#2089

Card by Corrigan

Bucket of Water Balloons

Thing

Action: Name a Thing in play and roll a die. 1: Miss. 2-4: Target Thing is removed from play until the conclusion of your next turn to dry off. 5-6: Target Thing is soaked and destroyed.

#2090

Card by Binarius

Sacrificial Altar

Thing

Once during your turn, you may place a card from your hand face-down onto Sacrificial Altar. Action: Destroy any number of these cards at once. Destroy 3 cards: play an extra Thing. Destroy 6 cards: Target opponent discards their hand. Destroy 10 cards: You win the game.

#2091

Card by Binarius

Language In-Crowd: Spanish Edition!

Cosa

Acción: Descarta algunas cartas y repártate la misma cantidad de cartas de la baceta. Draw a card.

#2092

Card by Binarius

U1

Dumb American

Thing

Non English cards are considered blank.

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"Speak English or go home." -Bub

#2093

Card by gill_smoke

Copy Editor

Action

Swap rules text on any two cards with corner values.

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No that goes over here

#2094

Card by gill_smoke

B2

Blueprint

Thing

When this comes into play it is considered to be a copy of one non livng thing in play.

#2095

Card by gill_smoke

Mos Eisley

Thing

Action: Create a Scum Token.
Action: Create a Villainy Token.

#2096

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Play It Again, Sam."

Action

Target player plays a copy of the last card they played that isn't this one.

---

Bogart never actually said this.

#2097

Card by ChippyYYZ

Do Something! Anything!

Action

Go to a random Subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Treat this card as a copy of the first Action card on that page.

#2098

Card by ChippyYYZ

Rifftrax

Action

Stop playing this game, go to Rifftrax.com and download an view a rifftrax. Then come back, accuse Atticus of blatant advertising, and destroy a card. Whoever payed for the rifftrax may also destroy a card.

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"Rifftrax makes everything better. Like beer." -Atticus

#2099

Card by Atticus

Demicanadian Runeloremaster

Thing - Character

At the beginning of every player's turn, create a Progress token. If there are ever more Progress tokens than Level tokens in play, destroy all Progress tokens and create a Level token.

#2100

Card by Binarius