Latest revision as of 19:24, 27 November 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer	NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date	July 2011 - onward
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

The Cards

There are 474 cards right now.

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400

Dagobert Duck

Thing

When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.

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 ==The Cards==
-:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]]
+'''There are 474 cards right now.'''
+<!-- Wolfblut: 89
+NinjaWarrior: 164
+NinjaWookiee: 217 -->
-{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]]
-{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Dagobert Duck|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Harpy|text='''Action:''' Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Coupon|type=Action|text=You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Useless|text=You get 5 useless tokens. You can't sacrifice those for any reason.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Shopping|type=Action|text=Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Rubber|text=All your things which don't have any action- or thing-ability get: '''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Tommy-Gun Replica|type=Thing|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=You '''can''' kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Mole|text=Play as an answer to 1 thing getting destroyed. Destroy 5 other things of your choice instead.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Tokens everywhere|type=Action|text=You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.<br>If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.<br>If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Salesman|text=Search the deck for Market or Supermarket and bring it into play under your control.|flavortext=X for an U|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Power Up!|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Yodeling Shark|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.<br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Scar|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.<br>When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens:''' Destroy 1 living thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=BePrepared}}
-{{card|title=Longcat|text=This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Mr. Riechorgan|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Catgirl|text='''Thing & Action:''' 1 thing of your choice becomes a catgirl. You gain control over that thing. If you control 5 or more catgirls you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Slash|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=Welcome ToTheJunglee}}
-{{card|title=Massproduction|text=Play 1 additional thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Token Concourse|type=Action|text=If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Dying giraffe|text=Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=The Might of the Negros|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Splitting the atoms|text=You get 10 splitted atom tokens with the ability: '''Action:''' Sacrifice 2 splitted atoms tokens and 1 thing of your choice becomes 1 atom.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=I feel blue|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Spermwhale|text=Choose 5 words and exchange them with other words. Every player now has to refer to the new words. (For example you say "Instead of the word ''card'' we say ''lion'' now!" Then everyone has to say lion instead of card.)<br>Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.|flavortext='I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM!  --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=lion}}
+{{card|title=Hans Henning Holzhauer|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.<br>'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Solicitor|text=You have to play this if you can.<br>You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.|flavortext="You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|longtitle=Yes|title=The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears|type=Thing|text=You can play 1 additional action in your turn.<br>'''Action:''' Draw 2 cards.<br>'''Thing:''' You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Backbreaker|text=Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Archaeopteryx|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=To be in a generous mood|text=Choose -- You draw 1 card; or you draw 4 cards and your opponents draw 2 cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Multiple Collision|type=Action|text=Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Don't dally!|text=If you have this card in your hand count the seconds it takes for someone to play his/her turn. Is someones turn longer than 60 seconds call the title of this card out loud and play it. The opponents turn gets aborted immediately and it's your turn now.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Atom Grenade|type=Action|text=When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Artifact|text=Put 1 counter on artifact every 3 rounds. There can be up to 3 counters on this card.<br>Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Thing:''' Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Piss off!|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Wig Factory|text=Things with wig counters are indestructible.<br>'''Thing:''' Put 1 wig counter on 1 living thing of your choice.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Pomegranate Treehouse|type=Thing - Location|text=Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Isle of the Damned|text=When it comes into play you get 3 cannibal tokens which have the abilities: "'''Action:''' Rape 1 thing of your choice. <br>'''Thing & Sacrifice it:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice."<br>Does this card get destroyed, sacrifice all cannibal tokens.<br><br>(Raping means taking control over a thing and destroying it after 3 rounds)|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=Arglbragl}}
+{{card|title=Stingball Grenade|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice this:''' Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Jack Steele|text=Everytime you are destroying a thing, you may destroy 1 additional thing of your choice.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yes|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Billy|text=Billy can only be destroyed by getting raped.<br>If Billy gets raped you may draw up to 3 cards before that opponent takes control over Billy.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yargh|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Iguana-Sperm-Sauce|text='''Sacrifice this:''' Choose -- Prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed; or draw 3 cards; or play 1 action card; or play 1 thing card.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Giant Pet Hornet|type=Thing|text=Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)<br><br>'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bzzzz}}
-{{card|title=Fax|text=Give someone 1 of your handcards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=I'm gonna roll 1 to 6|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Tits|text='''Thing & Action:''' 1 player of your choice skips his/her next turn.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Bob, the Cucumber|type=Thing|text=If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.<br>This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".<br>Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Paranoia|text=Choose 1 player. For the next 2 rounds only that player can be the target of anything.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' This round no player can win.<br>Every player can play the 2 following abilities: '''Action or Thing:''' The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.<br>'''Thing:''' 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
-{{card|title=Boost|text=Play up to 3 additional actions.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Advertisement|type=Action|text=Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!}}
-{{card|title=Pointless|text=|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Planeswalker|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 5 HP counters.<br>'''Add 2 HP counters:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 4 HP counters:''' Take control over 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 10 HP counters:''' Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.<br>You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=hellyeah|flavortext=Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.}}
-{{card|title=Shield|text=If a thing would get destroyed, prevent it.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Jewish Genocide|type=Action|text=Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Suzumiya Haruhi|text=Counts as player. This card is indestructible and no one can take control over it. When it gets removed from the game, shuffle it back into the deck instead.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=4 Times Amputated Policeman|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play this.<br>If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Freeze! You´re under arrest!}}
-{{card|title=Supermarket|text=To play this you have to discard your entire handcards.<br>Every player draws 5 instead of 1 card.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Selfdestruct|type=Action|text=You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.<br>Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!}}
-{{card|title=Stop|text=Play as an answer to someone playing an action. <br>That players turn gets interrupted and you do your turn immediately. After your turn that other player continues right were he left off.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Ambition|type=Thing|text=You have to win or you loose.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-If you don't win, my son, then...<br>-Then?<br>-You now what!<br>-No, I don't wanna get raped again!}}
-{{card|title=Petunia|text='''Action:''' Search for an already played action card in the discard pile and play it without paying it.|flavortext=Oh no, not again.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Honor as a Hat|type=Action|text=1 player of your choice has to make a hat out of paper, right "honor" on it and wear it as long as this card is in play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Nyan-Cat|text=At the beginning of your turn put 1 rainbowcounter on this card. If there are 5 or more rainbowcounter on Nyan-Cat you win the game. <br>Sacrifice 2 rainbowcounter to prevent Nyan-Cat from getting destroyed or from going under another players control.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Restart|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone winning the game. The winning card gets restarted, meaning: All counterson it go back to their original number, cards that belong to the wining card get shuffled back into the deck and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who says, you can't see yourself die?}}
-{{card|title=The time of the colors is over!|text=All not-black cards go back to their controllers hands.|flavortext=So who says yellow wins?|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=All In|type=Thing|text=If this thing is in play when someone wins the game, the loosers have to pay te winner 5 $.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Marvin, the manic-depressive robot|text='''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice becomes depressive which means, it can't be used by its controller, until that card gets destroyed.|flavortext="I talked to the boardcomputer." - "So?" - "He hates me."|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Illuminuts|type=Thing|text=You´re enemies stand no chance.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmm... Sweat berries... Have you slept enough, underaged boy?}}
-{{card|title=Harpy Nest|text=Search the deck/discard pile for 1 Harpy and put it in play under your control.<br>Everytime a Harpy uses its '''Action''' ability put a counter on Harpy Nest. If there are 10 or more counters on Harpy Nest, you win the game.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Toot Braunstein|type=Thing|text=If you are eating something unhealthy in your turn, you can play up to 2 additional actions and up to 2 additional things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Diarrhea|text=3 cards of your choice are considered blank until they leave play.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Victim!|type=Thing|text=If you sacrifice a thing, put 1 counter on this cardd. Are there 8 or more counters on this card you win the game. If a thing of yours gets destroyed remove all counters from this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Human|text=This is a human and can't become anything else.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=The Show Must Go On!|type=Thing|text=The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=This counts especially for '''YOU'', Wolfblut...}}
-{{card|title=Beelzebub, King of the Flies|text=When it comes in play you get 6 fly tokens with the ability: "If a thing would be destroyed you can sacrifice 1 fly to prevent it from getting destroyed. You take control over it and destroy it after 3 rounds."<br>'''Thing:''' Create 1 fly token.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Afghanistan|type=Thing|text=Play this under control of an opponent of your choice. <br>You are your own enemy.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Amnesia|text=All players discard all cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.<br>At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things<br>left on that thing, destroy it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=ya|longtitle=ya|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Dying slowly|text=All things get destroyed in 5 rounds.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Harakiri|type=Reaction|text=You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.<br>Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-HARAKIRI!<BR>-Why?<br>-Dunno. I just feel like it.}}
-{{card|title=Converter|text='''Thing:''' Play an action.<br>'''Action:''' Play a thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Mass Orgy|type=Thing|text=Indestructible.<br>Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.<br>Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=YA|flavortext=Oh Yeah!}}
-{{card|title=Death Negotiations|text=If a thing gets destroyed every player draws 1 card.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Death to all Firstborn|type=Action|text=Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Everyone hates the firstborn.}}
-{{card|title=ADHS|text=You can play this anytime. It's immediately your turn.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Flashmob|type=Thing|text=If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.<br>If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Egomaniac|text=All positive effects have to target Egomaniac.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Rusty Shit|type=Thing|text=Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=-How can shit rust?<br>-Never ask that again!!}}
-{{card|title=Psychic|text='''Thing:''' Draw a card.<br>'''Action:''' Look at the top card.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Ling Ling|type=Thing|text=gfhgbfhgjbztfbzhf▲gfcshtrhbrvr
+▲bgfsvA°vfsvgfcgf¸fgcs`vfhvifrn
+ggnscnnlcfecl&¹→vfjiscknfusnf¡
+↔fhsnchf|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=That means something like: '''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing. It can't be prevented.}}
-{{card|title=Lord Marshal|text=Can only be destroyed by Riddick. Can't be removed from the game. Can't be affected by the T-Virus. Can't be played in the first round of the game.<br>'''Thing:'''Take control over 1 thing of your choice. It becomes a Necromonger.<br>Are all things in play Necromonger you win the game. (The player that destroys/controls Lord Marshal controls all Necromonger.)|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Thing - Necromonger|longtext=yarp}}
+{{card|title=Pokémon Everywhere|type=Action|text=Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!<br>A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!}}
-{{card|title=The Angle Gun|text=1 thing of your choice exchanges its ability with the ability of another thing of your choice.|flavortext=I understand that, honey.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Dictator 1|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who eats kangaroomeat?}}
-{{card|title=Pub|text=All things in play get the ability: '''Action:''' Put a counter on Pub. The thing that used this ability can't use an action ability in its controllers next turn.<br>You win the game, if there are 5 or more counters on Pub.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Risk 1|type=Thing|text=You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.}}
-{{card|title=Pizza Delivery|text=You can play this anytime. It's your turn immediately.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Reaction|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Dictator 2|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Under my control only the Jews get censored.}}
-{{card|title=Mass Resurrection|text=Bring all things from the discard pile into play. Every player becomes the same amount of randomly chosen things. <br>Cards with which players could win stay in the discard pile. The things that came in play this way count as zombies. |flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Risk 2|type=Thing|text=You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking movie and game censoring...}}
-{{card|title=Chicken with human arms|text=At the beginning of your turn steal 1 card from a player of your choice.|flavortext=Inspired by YouTuber jonLajoie|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Dictator 3|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=I eat dogs raw.}}
-{{card|title=Haggler|text=Every player draws at the beginning of his/her turn 3 cards and discards 2 cards.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Risk 3|type=Thing|text=You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Dogmeat.}}
-{{card|title=Firestorm|text=For the next 5 rounds everytime a player of your choice plays a thing, destroy that thing.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=000|type=Action|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Dictator 4|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Yes, we can!}}
-{{card|title=Fetus Tornado
+{{card|title=Risk 4|type=Thing|text=You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking porn censoring.}}
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+{{card|title=Dictator 5|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 5" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
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-{{card|title=Blue Spiked Turtle Shell|type=Action|text=Remove 1 thing card with which someone could win the game from the game. Steal 1 randomly chosen card from that cards controller.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Risk 5|type=Thing|text=You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
-{{card|title=Zombie With a Six-Shooter|type=Thing|text=Roll a 6-sided die. This comes into play with the rolled amount of ammunition counters. <br>'''Action:''' Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card. <br>If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bang|flavortext=He has some unfinished business.}}
+{{card|title=Dictator 6|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=AIDS? I don't care.}}
-{{card|title=Gun or Katana?|type=Action|text=Choose -- Roll a 6-sided die. Choose the rolled amount of things you wanna destroy. For every thing you chose you and its controller roll a die. Do you roll the higher number, the chosen thing gets destroyed. Does the things controller roll the higher number, it doesn't.<br>'''Or'''<br>Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=hm}}
+{{card|title=Risk 6|type=Thing|text=You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... AIDS.}}
-{{card|title=Predator|text=This card is considered removed from the game for your opponents. Comes into play with 3 tokens of every kind: Spear, KI'CTI-PA, Plasmacaster and Mini-Disc.<br>Sacrifice 1...: ...Spear to destroy 1 thing which just entered play.<br>...KI'CTI-PA to destroy the least far away opponents thing card from you.<br>...Plasmacaster to destroy the most far away opponents thing from you.<br>...Mini-Disc to destroy 1 thing of your choice. There are no exceptions that could prevent this.<br>Are there no tokens left, sacrifice Predator. Is Predator the only thing left, its considered to be in play for all players now. In 5 rounds you win the game, if Predator doesn't get destroyed.|flavortext=|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=blablabla}}
+{{card|title=Dictator 7|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!}}
+{{card|title=Risk 7|type=Thing|text=You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Martyr.}}
+{{card|title=Missed|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying something. Instead that thing gets indestructible.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Refund|type=Thing|text=Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=88 mm Gun|type=Thing|text='''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Create 1 ammunition box token with the ability: "'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing."|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Bouncy Ball|type=Thing|text=If this would be destroyed it changes its controller randomly instead.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Neural Interface|type=Thing|text=1 player of your choice reveals his hand at all time.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Kamikaze Cheese Aviator|type=Action|text=Destroy exactly 3 things.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Blinding|type=Action|text=1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Ant Lion|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, choose which ability it shall get: Every 3rd thing that comes into play, gets destroyed OR Destroy 1 token of you choice at the beginning of your turn.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Ahoge|type=Action|text=1 thing of your choice which has hair, becomes indestructible until it leaves play.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=Morphing Slime|text='''Thing & Action:''' Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps '''this''' ability.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
+{{card|title=The Tournament|type=Action/Thing|text=Choose 15 to 30 things from the deck and/or discard pile, which can destroy things. Distribute these cards by random to all the players. These cards count like the players hand without limits and you can play the cars for free. Players also can pay 1 thing to make another player play a thing of your choice.<br>The last player that controls 1 thing, wins the game.<br>There is a timelimit for all of this: x+5 rounds, where x is the number of chosen things. If there are more than 1 things left after the time is over, put them all on the discard pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=bla|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Wesley Snpies with 3 Penises|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, choose what this card becomes: <br>Blade with the abilites: "Indestructible. '''Thing:''' Take control over 1 zombie.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Take control over 1 thing."<br>Simon Phoenix with the abilites:"'''Action:''' Destroy 1 randomly chosen thing except for this card. It can't be prevented.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>Comes into play with 2 HP counters. If this would be destroyed, remove 1 HP counter instead."<br>John Cutter with the abilities: "'''Thing/Action:''' Prevent some thing from getting destroyed."<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Choose another form.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=Y|flavortext=}}
+{{card|title=Mutation|type=Action|text=Choose 1 thing. At the beginning of your turn, put 1 Mutation counter on that thing. That thing gets the ability: "'''Action:''' Destroy x things, where x is the amount of Mutation counters on this card."<br>When there are 4 or more Mutation counters on that card, sacrifice it.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}

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