Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4001-4100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 4001-4100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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1Q

Illusion Projector

Thing

Play onto another Thing. You may change or remove that Thing's flavortext at any time, or add flavortext if it has none.

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Action:Draw three cards and swap this card's ruletext and flavortext.

#4001

Card by Bucky

2Q

Turn to Illusion

Action

Destroy a Thing. Its former owner gains an Illusion Token with the same flavortext as that Thing

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If it had no flavortext, then neither does the Token.

#4002

Card by Bucky

Gestaltopia

Thing

If a Thing is destroyed, destroy all other Things that its owner controls.

#4003

Card by Kevan

Dark Matter Bolt

Action

Target player discards two cards and skips their next turn.

#4004

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dim Matter Bolt

Action

Target player discards a card and may not play actions next turn.

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Not as good as Dark Matter, but the savings are tremendous!

#4005

Card by ChippyYYZ

Gray Matter Bolt

Action

Target player draws two cards.

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Food for thought.

#4006

Card by ChippyYYZ

3Q

Template Copier

Thing

Thing:Gain a Token of a type chosen from this card's flavortext.

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Energy, Money, Zombie, Node, Worker

#4007

Card by Bucky

4Q

Bootstrap.exe

Thing

At the start of your turn, do what this card's flavortext says.

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Play an Action

#4008

Card by Bucky

5Q

Flavor Writer

Action

Do what this Action's flavortext says.

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Permanently change target card's flavortext to any value.

#4009

Card by Bucky

Accusations

Action

Each player writes down a player's name on a slip of paper. One slip is chosen at random. That player is eliminated unless he/she sacrifices one of: three non-Token Things (indestructible Things may not be sacrificed), 20 Money tokens, or any combination of Things (including Tokens) that all of the other players find acceptable.

#4010

Card by Goldenboots

Sideshow Freak

Thing Person

Action: Create a money or an art token.

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Those tattoos have ask me about my issues written all over them -Bub

#4011

Card by gill_smoke

Sideshow Geek

Thing Person

Action: Destroy a token, create a money token.

---

What circus did you run away from? -Bub

#4012

Card by gill_smoke

Humanimal

Thing Person

Action: Destroy a money token Return a living thing to the top of the draw pile.

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Dude, Really, I don't want to know any more. -Bub

#4013

Card by gill_smoke

6Q

Illusion Blast

Action

Change target Thing's flavortext to any value until the start of your next turn, then destroy a Thing with flavortext.

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If this sentence is ruletext, destroy up to three Things in addition to any other effects of this card.

#4014

Card by Bucky

7Q

Disillusion

Action

Remove target Thing's flavortext until the start of your next turn, then destroy a Thing with no flavortext.

---

If this sentence is ruletext, each of your opponents discards their hand.

#4015

Card by Bucky

777

Gugg-Musha, Lord of Dirty Dishes

Thing

He is the One! Hoil and Praise to the One! You are the Non-Ones! Shame and Excrements on You!
Action: Everybody discards their hand in shame.

#4016

Card by Zt

777

Gurg Gnagba, Lord of Stinky Underwear

Thing

He is One! All Hoil to Gurg Gnagba! Hoil! Every time player wants to start turn, he is to put his hand in excrements of cow. If he don't not, he is to discard card. If he don't not or can't not discard card, he is to lose game! All Hoil to Gurg Gnagba! Hoil!

#4017

Card by Zt

E1

Typical Average Erasmus Student

Thing

You may play this under target opponent's control. This student eats 50% of all Things you play from your hand (flip a coin), destroys all beer when he is played and is basically good for nothing.

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Wanna party?

#4018

Card by Zt

Reduce

Thing

When this comes into play, each player gets one Handsize Token for each card he/she is currently allowed in their hand (current hand size). Then each player with more than one Handsize Token must destroy a Handsize Token. No-one may hold more cards in hand than he/she has Handsize Tokens. If this card is destroyed, destroy all Handsize Tokens and keep track of hand size as usual.

#4019

Card by Goldenboots

Reuse

Action

If the discard pile is nonempty, choose one of the top four cards in the discard pile and play it. Then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile.

#4020

Card by Goldenboots

Recycle

Action

If you control any Tokens, you may change the type of up to three Tokens to whatever you choose.

#4021

Card by Goldenboots

Delusions of Grandeur

Action

Change target thing's flavortext to "This thing is indestructible."

---

You win the game.

#4022

Card by ChippyYYZ

Dream World

Thing

While this is ruletext, all other cards' flavortexts are the same as their ruletext.

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While this is ruletext, all other cards' ruletexts are the same as their flavortexts.
Action: Swap this card's ruletext and flavortext.

#4023

Card by ChippyYYZ

Imprisoned Horror

Thing

Trapped forever in the realm of dreams. Rouse it not from its eternal slumber.

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Action: Target player discards a card and destroys a thing they control. If they cannot do both, they are eliminated.

#4024

Card by ChippyYYZ

8Q

Illusionscape

Thing

This card's ruletext is the total flavortext of all Things in play. (you choose the order)

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This card's ruletext is the total flavortext of all Things in play. (you choose the order)

#4025

Card by Bucky

9Q

Sleeptalk

Action

This card's ruletext is this sentence, followed by this card's flavor text, followed by the flavortexts of all Actions in the discard pile (you choose the order).

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Draw a card.

#4026

Card by Bucky

Mission / Machine

Action or Thing

When played as an Action activate the action abilities of up to two things in play. When played as a Thing, Action: Create a blank token.

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I do not pronounce that word like that -R.B.

#4027

Card by gill_smoke

Misshapen Wiggle Machine

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy X tokens you control, this card, and X other things.

---

How was I supposed to know that would happen? -R.B

#4028

Card by gill_smoke

So for you ...

Action

Draw 2 cards give one of the drawn cards to another player.

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Was that a complete sentence? -R.B

#4029

Card by gill_smoke

1P

Scouting Report

Action

Look at each player's hand, then draw a card.

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We surveyed the enemy's resources, and we found an unexpected opportunity.

#4030

Card by Bucky

2P

Creative Burst

Action

Gain a token of any type, then draw a card.

#4031

Card by Bucky

3P

Geothermal Tap

Action

Gain two Heat, Light or Energy Tokens, then draw a card.

#4032

Card by Bucky

Sudden Death

Thing

All players discard all but 1 thing (If you play this card, your choice of thing to keep in play must be this card) and may not play other things. If that one thing is destroyed, that player loses.

---

Kill cards are now literally kill cards.

#4033

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

"Oh no you don't!"

Action

If target player would win the game, shuffle whatever card(s) is causing them to win the game into the deck. They instead do not win the game.

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Goddangit.

#4034

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Dirt Simple

Action

Destroy all cards with rules text longer than 80 letters.

#4035

Card by gill_smoke

Remove the Axioms

Thing (rule)

When this comes into play chose a type of token in play and write it on this card. Destroy all copies of that token, No new copies of that type can be made.

#4036

Card by gill_smoke

Instintanous Proportional Gain

Action

Make one copy of all token types in play

#4037

Card by gill_smoke

4P

Bash With Club

Action

Destroy a Thing that a majority of players agree could be destroyed by a spiked club. Then draw a card.

#4038

Card by Bucky

5P

Defraud

Action

Target player discards a card, then you draw a card.

#4039

Card by Bucky

6P

Cycle of Life

Action

Draw a card, then discard a card, then move a card from the discard pile to your hand.

#4040

Card by Bucky

Zombie Mix

Thing

Action: Remove a thing in the discard pile from play, create a zombie token

---

Just add water

#4041

Card by gill_smoke

Money Tree

Thing

Action: create a money token.

---

Where else does it come from?

#4042

Card by gill_smoke

Driving Rain

Action

Until your next turn no action abilities my be used

#4043

Card by gill_smoke

Icksplosion

Action

Destroy target thing. Put a Green Goo Token on each non token-thing.

#4044

Card by ChippyYYZ

Hypermode

Thing

When your hand is empty, destroy Hypermode. At the end of your turn, gain an Energy token and, if you control at least 3 Energy tokens, destroy this and replace it with a copy of Corrupted Hypermode (#3662).
Action or Thing: Discard a card to destroy target Thing.

#4045

Card by ChippyYYZ

Reconsider

Action

Return any number of things you control to your hand, draw 5 cards, discard 5 cards, and play a thing.

#4046

Card by ChippyYYZ

7P

Snatch

Action

Gain control of a Token, then draw a card.

#4047

Card by Bucky

8P

Rob the Card Store

Action

Gain two Money Tokens, then draw a card.

#4048

Card by Bucky

9P

Security Crackdown

Action

Things cannot be played until the start of your next turn. Draw a card.

#4049

Card by Bucky

The Gods Of Language Are Not Pleased

Action

Eliminate all players whose things contain a total of at least 5 spelling or grammatical errors.

#4050

Card by ChippyYYZ

Verbing Weirds Language

Thing

Whenever another thing is played, it is put into the discard pile and treated as an action with "Until the end of your turn," inserted into its text wherever would be neccesary to make sense.

---

With credit to Calvin and Hobbes.
Remember what "Action:" is short for.

#4051

Card by ChippyYYZ

Canned Victory

Thing

Action: If you control a can opener, you win the game.

---

You did bring the can opener, right? Right?

#4052

Card by ChippyYYZ

0P

Heavy Handed Grab

Action

Win the game if you have at least 6 cards in your hand. Then draw two cards.

#4053

Card by Bucky

Halfling Thief

Thing person

If this is the target of a destroy effect flip a coin on heads the effect is canceled Action: Take an inanimate thing from another player.

---

What? That's not good enough?

#4054

Card by gill_smoke

Dragonborn Fighter

Thing person

Action: Destroy a thing.

---

Get out of the way!

#4055

Card by gill_smoke

Gnome Summoner

Thing person

Action: play two things from your hand.

---

Zibba Zabba Zoo!

#4056

Card by gill_smoke

Attack With Everything

Action

Play every card from your hand, and activate the Action ability of every Thing you control that has an Action ability.

#4057

Card by Kevan

0O

Dual Wielded Nuclear Laser Chainsaws

Thing

Turn:Destroy two Things

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i.e. You may skip one of your turns to destroy two Things. This counts as taking a turn.

Practical? No. Awesome? Definitely

#4058

Card by Bucky

1O

A Drink from a Fire Hose

Action

Draw five cards, then discard six cards.

#4059

Card by Bucky

2O

Decastomp

Action

Destroy exactly ten Things.

#4060

Card by Bucky

Alarm System

Thing

Whenever an Action is played, you may return a Thing you control to your hand before it takes effect.

#4061

Card by Kevan

Cashing the Chips

Action

Destroy any number of tokens you control, and draw as many cards.

#4062

Card by Kevan

Elf Wizard

Thing Person

Action: Destroy a thing. Thing: Return a action from the discard pile to your hand.

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I require only knowledge

#4063

Card by gill_smoke

Teifling Thug

Thing Person

If this is the target of a destroy effect flip a coin on tails the originating player must also destroy a thing. 'Action: Take a control of a thing from another player.

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Let me show you how it's done.

#4064

Card by gill_smoke

Human Cleric

Thing Person

Action & Thing: Return a Living Thing from the discard pile into play.

---

Be still my brothers, all will be well

#4065

Card by gill_smoke

3O

Card Merchant

Thing

Action:Discard a card and gain four Money Tokens.
Action:Destroy a Money Token you control and draw a card.

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Envy his profit margins.

#4066

Card by Bucky

4O

Oath of Vengeance

Thing

If there is a Thing representing a person in the discard pile, other things you control that represent people have "Action:' Destroy a Thing".

---

Your mother's college roomate's fourteenth cousin killed my philosophy teacher's brother's girlfriend. Prepare to die.

#4067

Card by Bucky

5O

Wall of Meat

Thing

When you play this, gain 3 Meat tokens. If one of your Things would be destroyed by an opponent, destroy a Meat token instead if possible.

---

Think of it as an industrial-grade meat shield

#4068

Card by Bucky

O9

Gaiänt'wakê

Thing-Person

Action: Choose one Thing under your control and give it to another player. That player must give you control of one of his or her things, but he or she chooses which one.

#4069

Card by Corrigan

C7

Pitikwahanapiwiyin

Thing-Person

Action: Gain control of one living Thing.
Whenever Things would be destroyed, flip a coin for each one. If a Thing's coin comes up heads, it is not destroyed.

#4070

Card by Corrigan

O5

Thašuŋka Witko

Thing-Person

When Things under your control are destroyed by another player, destroy x+1 Things belonging to that player, where x is the number of Things they destroyed.

#4071

Card by Corrigan

Keep it Simple

Thing

Cards with more than one word in their title cannot be played.

#4072

Card by Kevan

Queen Sacrifice

Action

Play in response to an opponent trying to destroy the only Thing you have in play. It is not destroyed, and the opponent discards their hand.

#4073

Card by Kevan

Wreckage Sifter

Thing

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, draw a card.

#4074

Card by Kevan

Luck o the Irish

Action

This card may be played only if you control two Things or fewer and have four cards or fewer in your hand. Create one Money token.

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"Diddle-dee-dee! A lucky penny!"

#4075

Card by Corrigan

Wheeled Office Chair

Thing

Play onto a Thing you control. When another player takes control of the Thing equipped with Wheeled Office Chair, you regain control of it at the end of your next turn.
Action: Destroy this card and the Thing to which this card is equipped and flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy up to two Things belonging to the same player.

#4076

Card by Corrigan

Hammerhead Shark

Thing

While this card is in play, all players must keep their hands revealed.
Action: Choose one card from each player's hand (including yours) and discard them.

#4077

Card by Corrigan

Careless Lunge

Action

Destroy a Thing, and discard your hand.

#4078

Card by Kevan

6O

Nihilism

Thing

Action:If you don't control any Things, eliminate any number of players.

---

I've realized that this card game is meaningless

#4079

Card by Bucky

7O

Worldly Wisdom

Thing

Draw an extra card and discard a card at the start of each of your turns.

#4080

Card by Bucky

8O

Enlightenment

Thing

You cannot play this from your hand. At the start of your turn, win the game.

---

Few ever reach this state.

#4081

Card by Bucky

Homocidal maniac

Thing Person

Action: Destroy random thing.

---

Kill and kill and kill, kill and kill again, Homocidal maniac! -Slayer

#4082

Card by gill_smoke

Joseph Cotten

Thing Person

Action: Destroy 3 tokens to entertain another player so well they forget to take their next turn. You may not use this ability every turn.

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You sir are guilty! -J.C.

#4083

Card by gill_smoke

Ted Koppel

Thing Person

---

We already have a Ted Koppel, who are you? Merlin Mann

#4084

Card by gill_smoke

Fast-Moving Pulmonary Anthrax Zombies

Thing

Action: Put a Disease Token on a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy all things with Disease Tokens on them and gain a copy of this card for each.

---

http://www.qwantz.com/
#000915

#4085

Card by ChippyYYZ

9O

Single-Move Spam

Thing

When you play this, put an Action from the discard pile under this card. You may not play Actions from your hand

Action:Discard an Action card. Play the Action attached to this. It remains attached afterwards.

---

Do you know how to do anything besides that &%$#@! 2-hit combo?

#4086

Card by Bucky

Windshield Taste Test

Action Reaction

Discard in response to a action ability to destroy that thing. When played as an action destroy two things at least one that you control.

---

Check the local hospitals he just took the windshield taste test then ran. -John

#4087

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Torso

Thing

Instead of using the discard pile you may put a card under this card instead. Instead of using the draw pile you may pick a card from under this card instead.

#4088

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Legs

Thing

You may play an extra thing every turn.

#4089

Card by gill_smoke

1N

Sleight of Hand

Action

Move a card from anywhere to anywhere else. You cannot put an Action into play this way.

#4090

Card by Bucky

2N

Crooked Dealer

Thing

You may look at the bottom card of the draw pile at any time. Whenever you draw a card, you may take the bottom card of the draw pile instead of the top card.

#4091

Card by Bucky

3N

Last Seat Abuse

Action

Take any number of cards from the discard pile and move them to Up Your Sleeve.

#4092

Card by Bucky

Convince Others that You Are a God

Action

When this card is played, it becomes a Thing. While this card is in play, you cannot be eliminated, you have an unlimited hand size, and you draw four cards per turn. Whenever one of your opponents takes a turn, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, create one Doubt token. When there are four Doubt tokens, destroy this card and discard two cards.

#4093

Card by Corrigan

Orthographic Reform

Action

Destroy all Things in play whose texts and/or titles contain silent consonants.

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CAN'T YOU SEE, HONEY? KEEPING THEM IS STUPID!

#4094

Card by Corrigan

3C

Grigor Rasputin

Thing

Before you draw a card, predict if it will be an Action or a Thing. If you guessed correctly, all other players discard one card.

#4095

Card by Corrigan

A

NSWBA Switch Jump-In Rule

Thing

At ANY time, if a card has just been played, you may play a card with the identical cornervalue. Play continues as if it was now your turn - if you played an Action/Thing, the Action/Thing part of your new turn has been used.

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NSWBA Switch, the champagne of crazy-eights type games.

#4096

Card by Goldenboots

4N

Holdout Device

Thing

When this comes into play, move the top two cards of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve.
Once per turn, you may swap a card in your hand with a card from Up Your Sleeve

#4097

Card by Bucky

5N

Fast Fingers

Thing

When this comes into play, move one of your Things to Up Your Sleeve
Action:Swap a Thing in play with a Thing from Up Your Sleeve.

#4098

Card by Bucky

6N

Bucky's Spy

Thing-Goal

If there are at least 10 cards in Up Your Sleeve at the start of your turn, win the game.
Action:Move all cards in your hand to Up Your Sleeve

#4099

Card by Bucky

Greensleeves

Thing

When this comes into play, create 10 Money tokens in Up Your Sleeve.
Action: Move a Money token from Up Your Sleeve into play.

#4100

Card by ChippyYYZ