Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3401-3500

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 3401-3500
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Headline Probe Shock

Action

Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name.

#3401

Card by Kevan

Sticks Nix Hick Pix

Action

Destroy any card with an 'x' on it.

#3402

Card by Kevan

Thin Ice

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random.

#3403

Card by Kevan

The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English

Thing

Action: Draw a card, discard a card.
Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly.

---

"Automatic translation is rather funny than useful."

#3404

Card by Zt

Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English

Thing

Action: Draw a map, to abandon the card.
The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance.

---

"Automatic translation of a very fun than useful."

#3405

Card by Zt

Card text translated into Arabic and English

Thing

Action: a card, and to reject the card.
Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random.

---

"Machine Translation is a funny sort of way."

#3406

Card by Zt

Glitter Coating

Thing

Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it.

#3407

Card by Kevan

Ice Lord

Thing

When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed.
Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing.

#3408

Card by Zt

Queen of Eternal Winter

Thing

Action: Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing."

#3409

Card by Zt

Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer

Thing

Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game.

#3410

Card by Zt

B0

Buggered Latin

Action

Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen.

---

The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus."

#3411

Card by gill_smoke

R17

Riposte Strike

Thing

Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card.

#3412

Card by gill_smoke

R16

Famine

Action

Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing.

#3413

Card by gill_smoke

Perchten

Thing

When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise.
Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing.

---

These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way.

#3414

Card by Zt

Christmas Presents

Action

Each player gives a card to the player to her left.

---

"Merry Christmas!"

#3415

Card by Zt

The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas

Thing

You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control.

---

"I NEVER get something else!"

#3416

Card by Zt

Peace and Goodwill

Action

Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards.

#3417

Card by Kevan

Scapegoat

Action

A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand.

#3418

Card by Kevan

Merry Christmas!

Action

Players hug each other. Everybody wins.

#3419

Card by Zt

Leftovers

Thing

Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once.

#3420

Card by Kevan

M19

Talk to Chuck

Thing (rule)

When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card.

---

This has a higher RoI than a CD

#3421

Card by gill_smoke

R6

There are no problems only opprutunities

Action Reaction

Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens.

---

"For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub

#3422

Card by gill_smoke

Seasonal Distress

Action

Everybody discards thier hands and draws one card.

#3423

Card by gill_smoke

Lava Lord

Thing

When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls.
Action: Give a magma token you control to target player.

#3424

Card by Zt

Magma Overlord from Hell

Thing

Action and Thing: Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player."

#3425

Card by Zt

Blaník Knights

Thing - Slavic Mythology

Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated".
Action: Destroy target Thing.
Action: Target opponent discards his hand.

---

"Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson"

#3426

Card by Zt

Blank Knights

Thing

#3427

Card by ChippyYYZ

King Of Fire And Ice

Thing

Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.

#3428

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mind Implosion

Action

Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.

#3429

Card by ChippyYYZ

Baba Jaga

Thing - Slavic Mythology

When this card comes into play, create two copies of it.
Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places.

---

"The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri

#3430

Card by Zt

Bzzz

Face-Eating Alien Bees

Thing

Action: All insects you control are copied.
Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing.

---

"There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..."

#3431

Card by Zt

Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death

Thing

Action: Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile.

---

"This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born."

#3432

Card by Zt

Liveblogging

Thing

Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so.

#3433

Card by Kevan

Masked Ball

Thing

Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand.

#3434

Card by Kevan

Happy Holidays

Action

All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed.

#3435

Card by gill_smoke

Marly

Thing

Marly is a ghost and can not be destroyed until Christmas Eve.

#3436

Card by gill_smoke

Christmas Bonus

Action

Create 10 money tokens

#3437

Card by gill_smoke

Turkey Sandwiches

Thing

If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability.

#3438

Card by Kevan

Wrapping Paper

Thing

If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token.

#3439

Card by Kevan

Baubles

Thing

If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. Action: Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability.

#3440

Card by Kevan

Franchising

Thing

Action Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card.
Action Create a Money Token.

#3441

Card by Goldenboots

Automat

Thing

Action: Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it.

#3442

Card by Kevan

Memory Test

Action

Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds.

#3443

Card by Kevan

Z11

Zomified preacher

Thing

Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card.

---

"Its a shame really" -Bub

#3444

Card by gill_smoke

R18

Decayed Moral Values

Thing (rule)

Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand.

---

"... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub

#3445

Card by gill_smoke

M12

Investment Banker

Thing

Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card.

---

"You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub

#3446

Card by gill_smoke

Marshland

Thing

A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn.

#3447

Card by Kevan

Landing Craft

Thing

Action: Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand.

#3448

Card by Kevan

Chamaleon from Beyond

Thing

If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.

#3449

Card by Zt

Always One Step Ahead

Thing

The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end.

#3450

Card by Zt

Numagbar controls you

Action

During target player's next turn, you play for him.

#3451

Card by Zt

Simon Says

Thing (person)

Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other.

#3452

Card by Goldenboots

Numagbar

Thing - Fallen God

When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
Action: Destroy target non-living Thing.
Thing: Target opponent discards a card.
Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards.

#3453

Card by Zt

Jdragsa

Thing - Fallen God

When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Create a lightning token.
Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player.
Action: Draw two cards.

#3454

Card by Zt

Xuburge

Thing - Fallen God

When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it.
Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn.
Thing: Take an extra Action.
Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile.

#3455

Card by Zt

R19

Diving bell

Thing

Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand.

---

Did I miss anything? -Bucky

#3456

Card by gill_smoke

C10

Cashe

Action

Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand.

---

"Lucky bastard" -Bub

#3457

Card by gill_smoke

Z12

Zombified Security Guard

Thing

If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect.

---

"What good did that do?" -Bub

#3458

Card by gill_smoke

A1

Sword of Action

Thing

Action: Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing.
Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent.

#3459

Card by Zt

T1

Time-Bender

Thing

During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn.

#3460

Card by Zt

T2

Lord of Technocracy

Thing

At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action.

#3461

Card by Zt

Pre-Emptive Sniper

Thing

Action: Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it.

#3462

Card by Kevan

Viking Funeral

Thing

Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions:
Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens
Reaction Discard up to half of your hand
Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things

#3463

Card by Goldenboots

Testing Chamber

Action

Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once.

#3464

Card by Kevan

Card War

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token.

#3465

Card by Zt

Thing War

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token.

#3466

Card by Zt

Action War

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated.
Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token.

#3467

Card by Zt

Beta Version

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn.

#3468

Card by Kevan

Factory Worker

Thing

Thing: Create a blank token

---

"If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub

#3469

Card by gill_smoke

R19

Confusing Jargon

Action Reaction

Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn.

---

"Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer

#3470

Card by gill_smoke

Thugee

Thing

When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card.
Action: Destroy a living thing.
Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.

#3471

Card by gill_smoke

Reflector Dish

Thing

The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed.

#3472

Card by Kevan

Personal Shopper

Action

Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it.

#3473

Card by Kevan

Golden Vampire

Thing

Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing.
Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player.

---

"Remember Grailquest?"

#3474

Card by Zt

Get Rich or Die Trying

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game.

#3475

Card by Zt

Get Poor or Die Trying

Thing - Goal

Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game.

#3476

Card by Zt

1

Monomania

Thing

No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition.
Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition.
Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it.

#3477

Card by Goldenboots

Restraining Order

Thing

Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee.
Restrainee: _______________
Action Change the Restrainee.

#3478

Card by Goldenboots

Brainwashed

Thing

Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent.
Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this.
Swami: ______________

#3479

Card by Goldenboots

Vampire Hedgefond Manager

Thing

Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.)

#3480

Card by Zt

Clockpunk

Thing

Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand.

#3481

Card by Kevan

The Fool

Thing

If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead.
Action: Create a pointless token.

#3482

Card by Zt

The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice

Thing

Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text.

---

"Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone

#3483

Card by Zt

Snow-Blocked Path

Thing

All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:"
Action: Destroy this.

#3484

Card by Zt

Keg Lift

Thing

You may play two things every turn.

---

"No home is complete without one" -Bub

#3485

Card by gill_smoke

Spite house

Thing

If sombody would win eliminate yourself.

---

"The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub

#3486

Card by gill_smoke

Astronaut

Thing

---

"yeah like those Jagoffs ever do anything" -Bub

#3487

Card by gill_smoke

Old, New, Borrowed, Blue

Action

Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand.

#3488

Card by Kevan

Rumours of War

Action

Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.

#3489

Card by Kevan

Happy New Year!

Action

Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards.

#3490

Card by ChippyYYZ

M1

Bittersweet Memories

Action

Choose one.
Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile.
Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand.

#3491

Card by Zt

M2

Deep Memories

Action

Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile.

#3492

Card by Zt

M3

False Memories

Action

Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.)

#3493

Card by Zt

Critical Mass

Thing

Action: Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens.

#3494

Card by Kevan

100

Cliche Elephant

Thing

Can only be destroyed by a mouse

#3495

Card by Aetherknight

5

Flamethrower

Action

Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage

#3496

Card by Aetherknight

...And the Oscar goes to...!

Action

If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win!

#3497

Card by Aetherknight

The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits

Thing

All players may play cards from the discard pile.

---

"There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan

#3498

Card by Zt

Lost in Dark Realms

Thing

You may play this under target opponent's control.
You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand.

#3499

Card by Zt

Half-Curse of Nemhotep

Action

Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player.

---

"What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<<?!"

#3500

Card by Zt