Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4501-4600

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 4401-4500
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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"Double Kill!"

Award

Unplayable.
If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards.

#4501

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Triple Kill!"

Award

Unplayable.
If you destroy three Things at once, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and discard three of them.

#4502

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Killionaire!"

Award

Unplayable.
If you destroy every Thing in play, and at least five, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and gain twenty Money Tokens.

#4503

Card by ChippyYYZ

4E

World Domination

Thing - Goal

If you control all Things at the start of your turn, you win the game

#4504

Card by Bucky

5E

Right-Hand Man

Thing - Role

Whenever a non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you gain a Money Token.

Whenever the last non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you win the game.

#4505

Card by Bucky

6E

The Rebels

Thing - Mob

Action:Destroy a Thing created by Bucky.

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Death to the tyrant! For Freedom!

#4506

Card by Bucky

M1R

One More For Luck

Action

You may play this whenever someone discards any cards, even if it is not your turn and/or you have already played all your Actions for this turn. The player who discarded cards discards another card.

---

And one more for the old man's tomato.

#4507

Card by Nehh

03F

Burning Hands

Thing

Action:If a player touches a card with their hands, they must discard it.

#4508

Card by Nehh

Co3

Blue collar employee

Thing

If any of your inanimate things would be destroyed you may destroy a work token instead. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a money token to create a work token. Action: create a work token.

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"Why don't you just get back up there with the rest of the carpet dwellers" -Bub

#4509

Card by gill_smoke

Co2

National Pride

Action

All players destroy all things they control that have a different color than the majority of their things, if no majority of cards exist that player destroys all of their things.

---

"You know what's wrong with this country? ...well besides you" -Bub

#4510

Card by gill_smoke

Co1

Belligerent Drunk

Thing

Action: create a violence token. Action & Thing: Destroy this card X violence tokens and X other things.

---

"What he needs is a good ass-whuppun" -Bub

#4511

Card by gill_smoke

Domestic Abuse Hotline

Action

Play only in response to a player destroying a thing they control. Eliminate that player.

#4512

Card by ChippyYYZ

A wizard

Thing

Action: Choose a thing. For as long as A wizard remains in play, that thing is a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of its controller's name.

---

That inlcudes the "you" inside of Action:

#4513

Card by ChippyYYZ

"Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!"

Encouragement

If you are eliminated with this card in your hand, don't feel bad, 'cause after all...

Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!

---

www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955

#4514

Card by ChippyYYZ

7E

Secret Weapon

Thing

Action:Discard a card. Destroy target non-Token Thing whose author isn't Bucky.

#4515

Card by Bucky

8E

Blown Cover

Action

Gain control of a Thing that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Its author becomes "Bucky" if it wasn't already. Look at a random card from its former controller's hand.

---

"That means... you were Bucky's man all along!"

#4516

Card by Bucky

9E

Master Plan Revealed

Action

Gain control of all Things whose author is Bucky. If there are no such Things in play that you do not already control, discard your hand and draw five cards.

---

You broadcast the speech before any agents were in place? You're fired!

#4517

Card by Bucky

T2

Threadbare

Thing

You may play this on another player. Every turn you don't play at least one action and at least one thing, discard a card; if unable to discard you are eliminated.

---

"You better keep up now, I'm an old man doing a young man's job" -Bub

#4518

Card by gill_smoke

Wd 1

Eleemosynary

Thing Rule

The player with the fewest combined things in play and cards in hand is the pity target, ties canceling. When the pity target begins their turn all other players must give them a token if able.

---

"Will work for food my ass, I do that too. It's called a job, you might try it sometime" -Bub

#4519

Card by gill_smoke

Co4

Loss of Control

Action

Discard this card on your turn to control all players things until the end of your turn. When played as an action Remove one of your things from the game to put up to 10 things in the discard pile into play under your control.

---

"Easy there, I wouldn't have to clean up after your heart attack" -Bub

#4520

Card by gill_smoke

Crappy Webcomic

Action

Any player over twelve years old loses a card.

---

"No im not 12 lol wtf u talkin abowt" -Webcomic Author

#4521

Card by Cralag

Cralag's Mirror

Action

When this card is in play, all action cards become thing cards, and vice versa. (This card is technically a thing card, due to it's effect.)

---

"Look into the mirror...rorrim eht otni kool..."

#4522

Card by Cralag

Don Hertzfeldt

Thing

Choose one thing from the deck and place it in your hand.

---

"Mah spoon iz too big."

#4523

Card by Cralag

The Destroyer

Thing

When The Destroyer comes into play, destroy all other Things.

#4524

Card by ChippyYYZ

"I'll have what he's having."

Action

Create a copy of target Thing an opponent controls and put it into your hand.

#4525

Card by ChippyYYZ

Systematic Chaos

Thing

At the end of every player's turn, they draw a card and discard a random card.
If this card is randomly chosen as a target, disregard the next sentence.
If this card is targeted by an effect, the effect instead targets a random thing.

#4526

Card by ChippyYYZ

0E

Overwrite Reality

Action

Destroy all Tokens and all Things whose author isn't Bucky.

#4527

Card by Bucky

Minor Necrotic Scroll

Action

Replace A living thing with a Zombie token, If there are No living things in play create a Skeleton Token instead.

#4528

Card by gill_smoke

Robotic Zombie Killer

Thing

Beginning of turn, Destroy a Zombie token Action: destroy a Zombie.

#4529

Card by gill_smoke

Put You on Front Street

Thing

You may play this on another player. Destroy this at the end of owners turn. In games with more than 2 players Owner and it's things is the sole target of all effects. In a 2 player game owner chooses one of the following at the beginning of their turn, destroy two things or discard 2 cards.

#4530

Card by gill_smoke

1D

Reincarnated Warrior

Thing - Hero

When Reincarnated Warrior is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile.

Action:Destroy a Token
Action:Destroy Reincarnated Warrior and another Thing.

#4531

Card by Bucky

2D

Ancient Demon

Thing - Villian

When Ancient Demon is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile.

Action:Gain a Minion token
Action:Destroy Ancient Demon and eight Minion tokens you control and eliminate an opponent.

#4532

Card by Bucky

3D

Blaze of Glory

Action

Discard your hand and destroy one Thing for each card you discarded.

#4533

Card by Bucky

Obscuring Shroud

Thing

At the end of your turn, put a Fog Token on a random thing other than this one.
Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions.
Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank.
Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game.

#4534

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shrouded Striker

Thing

As long as Shrouded Striker cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text:
"Action: Destroy target Thing."

#4535

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shrouded Grabber

Thing

As long as Shrouded Grabber cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text:
"Action: Take a random card from target player's hand."

#4536

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mudbone

Thing

When this comes into play take control of all female things in play, if there are none create 5 size queen tokens. Action: destroy a female thing or a size queen token you control create 2 money tokens.

---

you don't even wanna know what's going on over there.

#4537

Card by gill_smoke

Money talks everybody else walks

Action

All players with fewer than 5 money tokens are eliminated in turn order ending with the player of this card.

---

What's he got that I don't?

#4538

Card by gill_smoke

Money Tree

Thing

Thing: Create a money token.

#4539

Card by gill_smoke

4D

Legendary Sword

Thing

When Legendary Sword is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile.

At the end of each of your turns, if you control a person, you may choose and destroy a living Thing.

#4540

Card by Bucky

5D

Seal Away

Action

Shuffle this card and target Thing into the draw pile

#4541

Card by Bucky

Ancient Node

Thing

When a node is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile.

#4542

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shrouded Fogbreather

Thing

As long as Shrouded Fogbreather cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text:
"Action: Put a Fog Token on target Thing other than this one."

Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions.

#4543

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shroud Node

Thing

Nodes cannot be targeted by Actions.

#4544

Card by ChippyYYZ

6D

Corrupted Boon

Action

Target player discards a card at random OR destroy target living Thing an opponent controls OR destroy target living Thing you control and draw three cards

#4545

Card by Bucky

7D

Fog Cloud

Thing

When you play this, put a Fog Token on target Thing.
This Thing and Things with Fog Tokens on them cannot be targetted by Actions.

When this has been in play for three turns, destroy it.

#4546

Card by Bucky

Obscure Archaic Quadruple Entry Accounting Rules

Thing

As long as this card cannot be the target of effects it has the following abilities Thing: Create a money token. Action: Create a money token for each non token thing you control.

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"See Quattrro 4 Section 6 subsection XXVII for details"

#4547

Card by gill_smoke

Normal Necrotic Scroll

Action

Replace 3 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens.

#4548

Card by gill_smoke

Necrosis

Thing

Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn flip a coin if heads create a zombie token if tails destroy the attached thing and this card and create a zombie token.

---

Dude! You better get that looked at.

#4549

Card by gill_smoke

8D

Cosmic Horror

Thing

When you play Cosmic Horror, each player gains a Sanity token.
At the start of each of your turns, eliminate a random player unless they destroy one of their Sanity tokens.
When Cosmic Horror is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile.

#4550

Card by Bucky

9D

Death Wish

Thing

When you are eliminated, you win the game.

#4551

Card by Bucky

0D

Imprison

Action

Move target Thing to Up Your Sleeve. If you have any other Things Up Your Sleeve, return one to play and give it to the first Thing's controller.

#4552

Card by Bucky

Psychologist's Boon

Action

Destroy all Insanity Tokens you control OR gain a Sanity Token OR Discard a card and draw two cards.

#4553

Card by ChippyYYZ

Psychologist

Thing

Action: Each player destroys an Insanity Token they control. If they cannot, they instead gain a Sanity Token.

#4554

Card by ChippyYYZ

Mild Lunacy

Thing

Once during your turn, you may choose Action or Thing and play a random card. If it was not a card of the chosen type, gain an Insanity Token.
Your hand size is reduced by the number of Insanity Tokens you control.

#4555

Card by ChippyYYZ

Zombified Chef

Thing

Whenever you play a card with flavor text create a Zombie token.

#4556

Card by gill_smoke

Major Necrotic Scroll

Action

Replace 5 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens

#4557

Card by gill_smoke

Zombified Farmer

Thing

If you play a plant related thing create a Zombie token.

#4558

Card by gill_smoke

9C

Turbo Node

Thing

Action:Discard your hand. Then draw one card for each Node you control

#4559

Card by Bucky

8C

Necrotic Node

Thing

Thing:Replace one living Thing per Node you control with a Zombie Node Token. If there aren't enough living Things in play, gain Skeletal Node tokens equal to the difference. Then destroy Necrotic Node

#4560

Card by Bucky

7C

Lazy Node

Thing

#4561

Card by Bucky

Sudden Shrouding

Action

Things you control cannot be the targets of Actions until the end of your next turn.
You may discard this card at any time. If you do, target Thing you control cannot be the target of Actions this turn.

#4562

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shroud Cloak

Thing - Equipment

Play this card onto a Thing you control.
If this card was in play at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn.
The equipped card has the text:
"This card cannot be targeted by Actions."

#4563

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shrouded Doppleganger

Thing

As long as Shrouded Doppleganger cannot be targeted by Actions, it has all the Action Abilities of all things controlled by opponents.

#4564

Card by ChippyYYZ

Opposite Day

Thing

As long as this is in play, all other cards have all instances of "cannot" replaced by "must", and vice-versa.

#4565

Card by Zaratustra

Strategic Play

Thing

All players play with their card hands on the table, face up. Players draw an extra card per turn. Players can't play a card the same turn they've drawn it.

#4566

Card by Zaratustra

Black Is The New Black

Action

Take control of all black and gray cards in play. Discard to counter a target black or gray Action.

#4567

Card by Zaratustra

6C

"Let's finish this"

Action

Look at the top 10 cards of the draw pile. If any of them contain the one or more of the words "win", "wins", "eliminate" or "eliminates", put one into your hand and shuffle the draw pile; otherwise, put all 10 on the bottom of the draw pile and play this card again.

#4568

Card by Bucky

5C

Invoke Reality

Action

All cards' ruletexts are blank until the start of your next turn.

---

It is merely a piece of cardboard with words on it.

#4569

Card by Bucky

4C

Sweet Revenge

Reaction

Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Destroy a Thing belonging to the player whose card destroyed it.

#4570

Card by Bucky

Friends In High Places

Thing

Whenever there is an ambiguity in how a rule or card (other than this one) should be interpreted, you choose how it should be interpreted, even if its proper interpretation is on the talk page. Your interpretation must be derived from the card's text.

---

So you can't just make some crap up.

#4571

Card by ChippyYYZ

Expensive Powered Armorsuit

Thing

Indestructible. When this enters play, gain a Money token for each Thing you control.
Spend 3 Money Tokens: Destroy target Thing."
Spend 3 Money Tokens and discard an Action: This card gains the text: "Action: (the discarded action's text)"

#4572

Card by ChippyYYZ

Improvised Weapon

Action

Discard a card or destroy a Thing you control. If you do, destroy target Thing.

#4573

Card by ChippyYYZ

Fig Tree

Thing

Thing: Create a fig token. Action: Destroy a fig token create a zombie token.

---

Camus loved the power figs gave him.

#4574

Card by gill_smoke

Fagan

Thing

Action: Create a waif token. Action: if you have at least 3 waif tokens take a token controled by another player. Action: if you have at least 5 waif tokens take control of another players inanimate thing, flip a coin if tails remove 1d6 -1 (min 1) waif tokens.

#4575

Card by gill_smoke

Haples Adventurer

Thing

if Haples Adventurer uses its action ability put a fate token on Haples Adventurer beginning of turn flip a coin for every fate token on Haples Adventurer if you flip tails change all fate tokens to gold tokens and destroy Haples Adventurer Action: Destroy a thing.

---

Well it was a good run while it lasted

#4576

Card by gill_smoke

3C

Test of Culture

Thing

When you play this, draw a card.

Whenever a player draws a card, plays an Action, plays a Thing, uses an Action ability, destroys a Thing, discards a card and gains a Token in the same turn, they win the game.

#4577

Card by Bucky

2C

Test of Strength

Thing

When you play this, draw a card.

Whenever a player takes an Action when they have 7 or more cards in their hand, they win the game.

#4578

Card by Bucky

1C

Test of Mind

Thing

When you play this, draw a card.

Whenever a player reads 40 different cards during one of their turns, they win the game.

#4579

Card by Bucky

Ultra Marine

Thing

Comes into play with 3 armor tokens and 50 Bullet tokens. When this would be destroyed you may destroy an armor token you control instead. Action: roll a six sided die Destroy that many bullet tokens to destroy a thing.

#4580

Card by gill_smoke

Ammo Cashe

Action

Create 100 bullet tokens and 5 grenade tokens.

#4581

Card by gill_smoke

Ammo Crate

Thing

You may destroy this at any time to create 100 bullet tokens. If destroyed by another player, destroy another one of your things.

#4582

Card by gill_smoke

0C

Renaissance Combo

Action

Draw a card, discard a card, gain one token of any type, destroy a Token and use the Action ability of one of your Things.

#4583

Card by Bucky

Threadfall!

Action

Roll a six-sided die. Destroy that number of things of each player. If any player has fewer things then the number rolled, they get thread tokens equal to the difference. Any player with thread tokens must discard that many cards from their hand. Any player can destroy a dragon-related card under their control no negate this card.

#4584

Card by Robocar

Holy Water Grenade

Action

Destroy all zombies controlled by one player.

#4585

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Hulk

Thing

If Zombie Hulk would be destroyed you may destroy a Zombie token you control instead. At the beginning of your turn if Zombie Hulk destroyed a thing last turn create a Zombie token. Action: Destroy a thing you control.

#4586

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Store

Thing

Action (global): Destroy a thing you own to create a zombie token. Action: Change any token you control to a zombie token.

#4587

Card by gill_smoke

Pure Energy Form

Action

While this card is in play, you may search the deck for any card at any time and play it.

#4588

Card by ChippyYYZ

Punctuation Puncture

Action

Destroy the thing with the most punctuation marks on it. If there is a tie, destroy all things that tie.

#4589

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Black Market

Thing

Cannot be targeted by Action Abilities. Choose X when you use an ability.
Global Action: Gain Xd6 money tokens and distribute the top X cards of the deck amongst your opponents.
Global Action: Roll Xd6. You may spend that many Money Tokens to draw X cards.

#4590

Card by ChippyYYZ

Card Mart

Thing

When this card is in play it belongs to everyone. Action: Choose a random card from the deck, and roll a d6. Each player may choose to destroy a number of Money tokens they own equal to the number on the d6. If they do so, they get a copy of the random card in their hand.

#4591

Card by Nehh

Huh?

Action

Target a Thing in play or the top card of the draw pile. If half or more of the players in the game do not understand the card, then it is removed from play.

#4592

Card by Nehh

Dictionary Attack

Thing

Action: Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and a word on that Thing, and rolls a six-sided die. Each player's total is the length of his or her word plus his or her die roll. Destroy each Thing chosen by a player whose total is lower than yours.

#4593

Card by jtwe

Putrefaction

Action

Replace 2 living things with zombie tokens

#4594

Card by gill_smoke

Robot Hive

Thing

If Robot Hive would be destroyed you may destroy a Robot token instead if you have no Robot tokens you may destroy a size token instead. Action: Create a Robot token Thing: If you have at least 3 Robot tokens create a Size Token.

#4595

Card by gill_smoke

Figure It Out

Thing rule

The answer to all random events is 1 or first or heads; whichever makes more sense.

#4596

Card by gill_smoke

Possibly Deadly Token Virus

Thing

If you do not use this card's action every turn it is in your hand, you lose. Action: Destroy one token you control. You may take two extra Actions this turn. Create a copy of this card and give it to another player.

#4597

Card by Nehh

Grenade launcher

Thing

When played create 3 grenade tokens. If you control any grenade tokens when this is destroyed destroy 2 things for every grenade token you control. You must control at least 1 living thing to play the action ability. Action: Destroy a grenade token to destroy up to three tokens and/or things.

#4598

Card by gill_smoke

Frieda

Thing

When this is destroyed destroy the thing that destroyed it, if destroyed by an action card that player discards a random card.

---

I wouldn't mess with her if I were you.

#4599

Card by gill_smoke

Ms. Universe

Thing

When this comes into play create 185 Glamor tokens

#4600

Card by gill_smoke