Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4301-4400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 4301-4400
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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4I

Mercenary's Counter

Reaction

Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Prevent that Action unless that opponent discards their hand.

---

One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again.

#4301

Card by Bucky

3Z

Demonic Strength

Thing

When you use an action ability to destroy another player's thing, flip a coin and if heads you may destroy another thing.

#4302

Card by gill_smoke

2Z

Beastly Vigor

Thing

When you use an action ability you may create a blood token.

#4303

Card by gill_smoke

1Z

Glyf of Guile

Thing

When you use an action ability you may create a money token.

#4304

Card by gill_smoke

5I

Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection

Thing-Legendary Heroine

Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that other Things in play have.

If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.

---

A friend to all, an equal to none.

#4305

Card by Bucky

Prismatic Orb

Thing

Whenever Prismatic Orb becomes the target of an Action, copy that action once for each other valid target available.

#4306

Card by ChippyYYZ

Unstable Aether Vortex

Thing

At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. This card gains the last sentence on that thing. Any instances of that thing's name are changed to this card's name. Put all revealed cards on the bottom of the deck.

#4307

Card by ChippyYYZ

Some Your Base Are Belong To Us

Action

Each opponent chooses a thing they control. For each thing not chosen, flip a coin and gain control of it on a heads.

---

You have a small chance to survive make your time.

Ha Ha.

#4308

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Darksteel Phantom

Thing

Darksteel Phantom is indestuctible. Each turn, destroy a thing. If no other things remain, remove this card from the game.

---

"A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?"

#4309

Card by AldusValor

DC

Calculated Precision

Thing

Action: Choose and discard a card, destroy target thing.

#4310

Card by AldusValor

DC

God's Vanity Mirror

Reaction

If an opponent plays a card that destroys any number of your things, it destroys up to that number of target things that player controls.

---

"It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us."

#4311

Card by AldusValor

Shuffle-in-a-can

Thing

If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must place their cards in a pile in the middle. These cards are then handed out equally to the players. If the cards cannot be handed out equally, discard any excess cards.

#4312

Card by Nehh

Forced Labour

Action

Choose any Thing. When you play this card, that Thing must use its Action Ability if possible.

#4313

Card by Nehh

X-Ray Vision-in-a-can

Thing

If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must show their hand to all the other players at the start of the next turn.

#4314

Card by Nehh

6Z

Lilith's Kiss

Thing

When you play an action card from your hand you may draw a card.

#4315

Card by gill_smoke

5Z

Glyf of Wisdom

Thing

When you play an action card you may create a money token.

#4316

Card by gill_smoke

4Z

BloodLust

Thing

When you play an action card you may create a blood token.

#4317

Card by gill_smoke

Sudden Fossilization

Action

Remove all text from target thing and put it on the bottom of the deck.

#4318

Card by ChippyYYZ

Yar Har Fiddledey-Dee!

Action

Gain 10 Pirate Tokens.

#4319

Card by ChippyYYZ

Republic Credits Will Be Fine

Thing

Action: Gain 2d6 Republic Credit Tokens.
Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token.

#4320

Card by ChippyYYZ

DC

Howie Mandel

Thing~Legendary Host

If you control 1,000,000 tokens, you win.

---

"Deal or No Deal?"

#4321

Card by AldusValor

6I

Bottled Chaos

Thing

When Bottled Chaos is destroyed, each player discards their hand and draws a card for each card they discarded.

---

Seething power, waiting for you to release it

#4322

Card by Bucky

7I

Bottled Memory

Thing

When Bottled Memory is destroyed, play an Action from the discard pile.

---

An old gambit, waiting for you to use it.

#4323

Card by Bucky

8I

Bottled Secret

Thing

When Bottled Secret is destroyed, put up to three Tokens of any one type into play.

---

One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around.

#4324

Card by Bucky

9Z

Witches Curse

Action

Destroy all of your tokens and discard your hand, target player discards a random card.

#4325

Card by gill_smoke

8Z

Worlock's Gift

Thing

Destroy this card at any time to take an extra turn after the current player's turn is over.

#4326

Card by gill_smoke

7Z

Twilight's Grace

Action

Play an additional 3 actions this turn

#4327

Card by gill_smoke

3Z

Sorcerer's Advice

Action

Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Draw one of them, remove one of them from the game, and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.

#4328

Card by ChippyYYZ

2Z

Spirit's Pact

Thing

At any time during your turn, you may discard a card to make an opponent discard a random card.

#4329

Card by ChippyYYZ

1Z

Conjurer's Aid

Action

Play an additional 3 things this turn.

#4330

Card by ChippyYYZ

R3

Revive

Action

Bring one player who was eliminated from the game back into the game. For the first 10 turns that player is in the game, their hand size is limited to 2 cards.

#4331

Card by Nehh

HALP

This is too complicated...

Action - Response

Discard in response to a response that was used in response to an action. Negate the effects of the card that was played in response to the original action.

---

DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh

#4332

Card by It wasn't gill_smoke. It was me.

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REMOVE CAps lock...

Action

Change any words typed entirely in capital letters in a card's title or description (not flavourtext) to small letters.

#4333

Card by Nehh

9I

Trained Reflexes

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play an Action if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.

#4334

Card by Bucky

0I

Active Standby

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play a Thing if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn.

#4335

Card by Bucky

Achilles' Race

Thing rule

Any player who takes 5 or more actions in one turn win's the game

#4336

Card by gill_smoke

B2

Bifunctional Device

Thing

Thing: create a blank token.
Action: Destroy a token.

#4337

Card by gill_smoke

Zeus

Thing GOD

Thing: create a Lightning Bolt token. Action: Destroy a lightning bolt token to destroy any thing in play, even if it says you can't.

---

Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws

#4338

Card by gill_smoke

1H

I Accidentally Your Thing

Action

_____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

#4339

Card by Bucky

2H

I Accidentally My Hand

Action

_____ your hand or all the cards it contains, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

#4340

Card by Bucky

3H

I Accidentally All The Tokens

Action

_____ all tokens in play, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.

#4341

Card by Bucky

Blue Shell

Thing

Action: Destroy Blue Shell. Target player skips his or her next turn. This effect cannot be countered.

#4342

Card by ChippyYYZ

Zues

Thing GOD

Thing: Create a Lightening Bolt Token.
Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it.

---

"Mortal fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling."

#4343

Card by ChippyYYZ

Wrath Of The Gods

Action

Each opponent discards a card or destroys a non-deity Thing they control. If they cannot, they are eliminated.
Repeat the preceding effect for each deity in play.

#4344

Card by ChippyYYZ

One sided personality Disorder

Thing

At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin if Heads you may play up to 2 things, but no actions if Tails you may play up to 2 actions, but no things.

#4345

Card by gill_smoke

Violent Oppression

Action

Target player may return to their hands up to 3 things they control. Destroy the rest.

#4346

Card by gill_smoke

Product recall

Action

Pick a non living thing in play, all copies of that card and any tokens they created are destroyed.

#4347

Card by gill_smoke

DC

Trapdoor to Nowhere

Thing

Action:remove all things in play, including this card, all cards in all players hands, and all cards in the discard pile from the game.

---

"It's like someone sucked the universe down the drain."

#4348

Card by AldusValor

DC

Edit: Delete

Action

remove target thing from the game.

---

"I know there's a delete button, I like to do it this way."

#4349

Card by AldusValor

DC

Control Z

Action

Take the top card from the discard pile. If it's a thing, put it into play under your control, if it's an action, play it immediately.

#4350

Card by AldusValor

C8

Friedey's Employee

Thing

This counts as a zombie token.

#4351

Card by gill_smoke

Bv1

Bottled Revenge

Thing

Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way eliminate another player.

---

You broke it, now you have to pay.

#4352

Card by gill_smoke

Bx1

Bottled Excuse

Thing

Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way, discard your hand, destroy all of your things, and draw 5 cards. You are considered a new player.

---

What? I didn't do it.

#4353

Card by gill_smoke

4H

Backwards Card Sleeve

Thing

Play onto another non-Token Thing. That Thing has no name, text or cornervalue.

---

A standard-issue deck protector, used creatively, can be as powerful as the full wrath of Bucky.

#4354

Card by Bucky

5H

Master Manipulator

Thing - Title

If there is exactly one card in the discard pile that contains the word "win", you win the game.

#4355

Card by Bucky

6H

Sower of Spite

Thing - Title

Whenever an opponent's card eliminates an opponent, you win the game.

---

It is much more satisfying to persuade others to do the backstabbing.

#4356

Card by Bucky

Play Nice

Thing

Things cannot be destroyed. Players cannot be eliminated.

#4357

Card by ChippyYYZ

Shapeshifting Mastery

Thing

Once during your turn, you may swap a Thing you control with a Thing from your hand.

#4358

Card by ChippyYYZ

Drum Solo

Thing

Destroy this at the beginning of your turn.
You may play as many things as you want during your turn. Opponents may play an extra thing during their turn.
Actions may not be played.

#4359

Card by ChippyYYZ

7H

Minister of Corners

Thing - Title

Whenever an opponent plays a card with a cornervalue, draw a card.

#4360

Card by Bucky

8H

Equal Opportunity Destroyer

Action

Destroy a Token and a non-Token Thing belonging to each Player. You must choose these Things in a way that maximizes the number of colors of Things destroyed.

#4361

Card by Bucky

DC

Nuisance Engine

Thing

at the beginning of each players' turn, add two pest tokens to play under your control. Action:Destroy 10 Pest Tokens, Take control of target thing.

---

"And then they just swarm my stuff, and boom, it was gone."

#4362

Card by AldusValor

DC

Bottled Bastard

Thing

When this card is destroyed, take control of all of target player's Things.

---

"Your things are now ours, by way of our actions." ~ Ignignokt

#4363

Card by AldusValor

DC

Last Card of the Doublechin Set

Thing

If you control 8 things with "DC" in the corner value, you win.

---

Shameless promotion of my cards, deal with it! ~ A. Valor

#4364

Card by AldusValor

Canify

Action

Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.

---

Do not inhale.

#4365

Card by Nehh

Another Canify

Action

Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.

---

If you inhale, you lose.

#4366

Card by Nehh

Doing the Impossible

Action

You may destroy any one card, as long as it cannot be destroyed. Cards that can be destroyed cannot be destroyed by this card.

---

We can do the impossible! Now, continuing on from that, we can now sneakily do the possible.

#4367

Card by Nehh

9H

Evil-In-A-Can

Thing

If this Thing is destroyed, randomly discard two cards.

Action:Each player destroys one of their Things.

---

Remember kids, the raw forces of elemental evil are not a toy.

#4368

Card by Bucky

Caution: Contents Under Pressure

Thing

Play this onto another thing.
When the thing this card is attached to is destroyed, its controller discards two random cards.

#4369

Card by ChippyYYZ

+3 War Hammer Of Chaos

Thing

Action: Choose target Thing and roll 1d6: 1. Destroy it.
2. Remove it from the game.
3. You missed.
4. Delete every other word in its text.
5. Shuffle it into the deck.
6. Say "Chaos!" and laugh maniacally as each player discards a random card.

#4370

Card by ChippyYYZ

Thinking Out Loud

Thing

Play this under any player's control. You play with your hand revealed.

#4371

Card by ChippyYYZ

GW

Slothra, the Sleeper Giant

Thing ~ Giant

Each turn, destroy target thing. At the beginning of each turn add one Fatigue Counter to Slothra, If there are 5 counters on Slothra, flip it over (It's asleep). Each turn It's asleep, remove one counter, When you remove the last counter, flip Slothra over again.

#4372

Card by AldusValor

GW

Ataxia, the Chaos Giant

Thing ~ Giant

Each turn, Destroy one thing that each player controls.

---

"This particular giant just like to kill--everything." ~ Aldus Valor

#4373

Card by AldusValor

GW

Xerox, the Copycat Giant

Thing ~ Giant

Action: Destroy target thing, Xerox becomes an exact copy of the thing destroyed in this manner until end of turn, and may play any actions that card had.

---

"And then, there's good old Xerox, Unfortunately, you won't live to see his special trick." ~ Aldus Valor

#4374

Card by AldusValor

0H

Debris Blast

Action

In order to play this, you must discard a Thing card from your hand. Destroy two Things. You may also destroy a token belonging to each of those Things' controller.

#4375

Card by Bucky

Multicard

Action

Choose 2 cards from your hand. Discard the first card you chose, and create a card with exactly the same title, text, cornervalue and flavourtext on the back of the second card you chose.

#4376

Card by Nehh

Card Flip

Action

Toss a coin. If it lands heads, you may turn any one of your cards in play. If tails, randomly discard 5 tokens.

#4377

Card by Nehh

GW

Mordok, The Shapeshifter

Thing ~ Shifter

At the Beginning of your turn, choose a discard one thing in play and flip Mordok. The other side of the card is considered to be an exact copy of the card you discarded and gains the text "At the beginning of next flip back to Mordok.

---

"Pulling all the strings, is slimy Mordok." ~ Fox Slater

#4378

Card by AldusValor

GW

Phase Eclipse

Thing

Cards cannot flip

#4379

Card by AldusValor

GW

Phase Change

Reaction

Target Thing target opponent controls does not flip. (play any time an opponent's thing flips)

#4380

Card by AldusValor

Bottled Snow

Thing

Players with a snow token may not use action abilities When this is destroyed give all players a snow token. Thing (global): Destroy a snow token.

---

you see when this goes away Snow tokens are meaningless.

#4381

Card by gill_smoke

Can opener

Thing

Action: Destroy or take control of a can or bottle.

---

I got the delux model it has a bottle opener on the handle.

#4382

Card by gill_smoke

Ravi Roy

Thing

Action: Put a token an this card and Note the name of a thing in play. The player who destroys the named thing gets the anted token.

#4383

Card by gill_smoke

1G

Dishonorable Death

Action

Destroy a living Thing. Put it face-down in the discard pile.

#4384

Card by Bucky

2G

Global Warming Hoax

Thing

At the start of your turn, move the top card of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve. If you have 15 or more cards Up Your Sleeve, you win the game.

---

1)Hack NASA's old climate data
2)Invest in carbon credits
3)???
4)Profit

#4385

Card by Bucky

S0

Floor

Thing

Whilst this card is in play, players cannot have less cards than the number of Paving tokens there are on this card. Any Actions that would bring a player below this limit cannot be used. Action: Create a Paving token on this card. All players draw a card. Action: Destroy a Paving token that is on this card. All players discard a card.

---

Lovely expensive stone floor...

#4386

Card by Nehh

H0T

Magma Floor

Thing

Whilst this card is in play, if any player has less cards than the number of Magma tokens on this card, they are eliminated. Action: Create a Magma token on this card. Action: Destroy a magma token that is on this card.

---

"The lava might be scary, but it's only like a very hot bubble bath." - Raocow

#4387

Card by Nehh

Electriacal Junkyard

Thing

Action: Destroy a non living thing and create an energy token.

#4388

Card by gill_smoke

Pyrolysis

Action

Destroy an energy token to replace a thing in play with an ash token

#4389

Card by gill_smoke

Joe's Bar And Grill

Thing

Action(global): Replace the text of any card in play with the following. "Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by ChippyYYZ to revert this card's text to normal."

---

Eat at Joe's

#4390

Card by gill_smoke

Q

Priceless Diamonds

Thing

When you play this, you can trade it to someone for any thing they have in play, or you can choose to keep it under your control. This card counts as treasure.

#4391

Card by tronbie

Q

Combination Safe

Thing

If you control any gold, treasure, or otherwise priceless artifact, it cannot be destroyed as long as Combination Safe is in play.

#4392

Card by tronbie

Q

Boredom

Thing

Put this into play under any player's control. Whoever controls it cannot draw or play cards or actions on their next turn. Pass this card to someone whenever they end their turn without playing an action or without playing a thing.

#4393

Card by tronbie

3G

Side Bet

Thing

At the start of your turn, if this was in play three of your turns ago, destroy it.

When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and draw two cards.

#4394

Card by Bucky

R2

Switch

Thing

Play onto any Thing. While that Thing is face-down, treat it as a Thing with a blank text field.
Action:Flip that thing over.

#4395

Card by Bucky

Q

Cosmic Might!

Action

Destroy no less than 15 things in play. Skip your next turn.

---

Hoo dawgy.

#4396

Card by tronbie

Q

Highly Unlikely Circumstance

Action

Play this card when you draw it. If You play this card on January 17th, you win the game. If you play this card on any religious holiday, draw 2 cards. If you play this card during the 3rd week of November & the year ends in an odd number, destroy any amount of things & draw as many cards as you want.

#4397

Card by tronbie

Q

Hot Summer Day

Action

As an additional cost to play this action you must sip a chilled beverage. All opponents must discard 2 cards unless they already have their own chilled beverage to sip from.

#4398

Card by tronbie

Mind your manners

Thing

Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card. Your max hand size increases by one for every manner token you posses.

#4399

Card by gill_smoke

Mine your manners

Thing

Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card Action: Destroy X manner tokens and return X things from the discard pile to your hand.

#4400

Card by gill_smoke