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<!-- Cards added between 21 October 2008 and 26 October 2008 -->
{{card|title=When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs|type=Thing|longtext=true|text=Everybody may use this Thing's abilities.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.<BR>
{{card|title=When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs|type=Thing|longtext=true|text=Everybody may use this Thing's abilities.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.<BR>
'''Action:''' If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Everything was better back then."|bgcolor=006}}
'''Action:''' If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.|creator=Zt|flavortext="Everything was better back then."|bgcolor=006|number=2901}}


{{card|title=The Gloves Are Off|type=Thing|text=If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Gloves Are Off|type=Thing|text=If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2902}}


{{card|title=The Necronomicon|type=Thing|text=For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. '''Action:''' Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Necronomicon|type=Thing|text=For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. '''Action:''' Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2903}}


{{card|title=Going Through The Motions|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Going Through The Motions|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2904}}


{{card|title=Friendship Sandwiches|type=Action|text=Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Friendship Sandwiches|type=Action|text=Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|number=2905}}


{{card|title=Robot Sentries|type=Thing|text=Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand.  Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Robot Sentries|type=Thing|text=Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand.  Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|number=2906}}


{{card|title=Noodly Appendage|type=Action|bgcolor=990|text=Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Noodly Appendage|type=Action|bgcolor=990|text=Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.|creator=Binarius|number=2907}}


{{card|title=Taunting the Spy|type=Thing|text=You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. '''Action:''' Draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Taunting the Spy|type=Thing|text=You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. '''Action:''' Draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2908}}


{{card
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|text=if discarded you win
|text=if discarded you win
|flavortext=Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable
|flavortext=Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2909}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=003
|bgcolor=003
|text=Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead.
|text=Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2910}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=003
|bgcolor=003
|text=may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action.
|text=may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2911}}


{{card|title=If I Had A Hammer|type=Thing|text=You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. '''Action:''' Destroy a Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=If I Had A Hammer|type=Thing|text=You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. '''Action:''' Destroy a Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2912}}


{{card|title=Howling Wind|type=Action|text=Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Howling Wind|type=Action|text=Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|number=2913}}


{{card|title=Staredown|type=Thing|text=When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card.  On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control.  '''Action:''' Destroy this card and take another turn.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Staredown|type=Thing|text=When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card.  On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control.  '''Action:''' Destroy this card and take another turn.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|number=2914}}


{{card|title=Disarm|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Disarm|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand.|creator=Binarius|number=2915}}


{{card|title=Bubble Ghost|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Bubble Ghost|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2916}}


{{card|title=Broken Fusebox|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Broken Fusebox|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2917}}


{{card|title=Sins of the Father|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|text=Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token.  Any player with a Sin token may not win the game.  Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn.}}
{{card|title=Sins of the Father|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|text=Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token.  Any player with a Sin token may not win the game.  Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn.|number=2918}}


{{card|title=Security Council Resolutions|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Every player creates one card.  Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile.  If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Security Council Resolutions|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Every player creates one card.  Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile.  If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in.|creator=Binarius|number=2919}}


{{card|title=Mersenne Mania|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Any player who controls 2<sup>n</sup>-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Mersenne Mania|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Any player who controls 2<sup>n</sup>-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards.|creator=Binarius|number=2920}}


{{Card|title=Dropped Brain|type=Thing|bgcolor=000066|creator=jtwe|text=When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card.|flavortext="Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"}}
{{Card|title=Dropped Brain|type=Thing|bgcolor=000066|creator=jtwe|text=When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card.|flavortext="Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"|number=2921}}


{{card|title=The Eye of a Needle|type=Thing|text=If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Eye of a Needle|type=Thing|text=If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2922}}


{{card|title=Will Work For Food|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Will Work For Food|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2923}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes
|text=Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2924}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=111
|bgcolor=111
|text=if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead.
|text=if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2925}}


{{card
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|text=Your max hand size is increased by 27
|text=Your max hand size is increased by 27
|flavortext="I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000
|flavortext="I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2926}}


{{card|title=In This Week's Episode|type=Action|text=Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=In This Week's Episode|type=Action|text=Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=2927}}


{{card|title=Boîte Diabolique|type=Thing|text=All sound-related cards are disabled.|flavortext=It houses the 19 forbidden notes.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Boîte Diabolique|type=Thing|text=All sound-related cards are disabled.|flavortext=It houses the 19 forbidden notes.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2928}}


{{card|title=Mall Drug Store Nerf|type=Thing|text=For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play.|flavortext=10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Mall Drug Store Nerf|type=Thing|text=For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play.|flavortext=10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2929}}


{{card|title=Turban Dead|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy all things with no flavour text.|flavortext=Oh no, they're not getting me.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Turban Dead|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy all things with no flavour text.|flavortext=Oh no, they're not getting me.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2930}}


{{card|title=WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600|text=For each opponent, roll a die.  Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.<BR>Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play|flavortext=I swear to God I thought they could fly.}}
{{card|title=WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600|text=For each opponent, roll a die.  Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.<BR>Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play|flavortext=I swear to God I thought they could fly.|number=2931}}


{{card|title=Prototype Isochron Sceptre|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=006|text=When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.<BR>'''Action:  '''This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.}}
{{card|title=Prototype Isochron Sceptre|type=Thing|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=006|text=When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.<BR>'''Action:  '''This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.|number=2932}}


{{card|title=Wait A Minute...|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600|text=Pause the game for 60 seconds.}}
{{card|title=Wait A Minute...|type=Action|creator=ChippyYYZ|bgcolor=600|text=Pause the game for 60 seconds.|number=2933}}


{{card|title=The Gods Made Heavy Metal|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=Draw two cards at the start of your turns.  Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn.  '''Action:''' Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=The Gods Made Heavy Metal|type=Thing|bgcolor=000|text=Draw two cards at the start of your turns.  Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn.  '''Action:''' Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control.|creator=Binarius|number=2934}}


{{card|title=From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe|type=Action|text=Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe|type=Action|text=Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|number=2935}}


{{card|title=Castle|type=Action|text=Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Castle|type=Action|text=Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand.|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|number=2936}}


{{card|title=Permab&hammer|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Eliminate a player.|bgcolor=006|creator=moot#faggot}}
{{card|title=Permab&hammer|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Eliminate a player.|bgcolor=006|creator=moot|number=2937}}


{{card|title=Finish What's On Your Plate|type=Thing|text=Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Finish What's On Your Plate|type=Thing|text=Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2938}}


{{card
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|bgcolor=000
|text=When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play. <BR'''Action:''' Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card. <BR>'''Action:''' Take control of another token, put on this card.
|text=When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play. <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card. <BR>'''Action:''' Take control of another token, put on this card.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2939}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|text=Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile.
|text=Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2940}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=3A0
|bgcolor=3A0
|text=play a card from the discard pile
|text=play a card from the discard pile
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2941}}


{{card|title=Jumping the Shark|type=Thing|text=Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Jumping the Shark|type=Thing|text=Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2942}}


{{card|title=Memory Tray|type=Action|text=Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Memory Tray|type=Action|text=Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=2943}}


{{card|title=Soulhunter|type=Thing|text=If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. '''Action:''' Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Soulhunter|type=Thing|text=If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. '''Action:''' Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2944}}


{{card|title=Lucky Penny|type=Thing|longtext = true |text=If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Lucky Penny|type=Thing|longtext = true |text=If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=2945}}


{{card|title=Zugzwang|type=Thing |text= The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated.
{{card|title=Zugzwang|type=Thing |text= The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated.
<br> '''Action''': eliminate yourself.|flavortext= Chess position where neither player can safely move. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=000}}
<br> '''Action''': eliminate yourself.|flavortext= Chess position where neither player can safely move. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=000|number=2946}}


{{card|title=Cool Sunglasses|cornervalue=8D|type=Thing|text=Your hand size is increased by one.  If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Cool Sunglasses|cornervalue=8D|type=Thing|text=Your hand size is increased by one.  If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|number=2947}}


{{card|title=Upwardly Mobile Dude|type=Thing|text=Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Upwardly Mobile Dude|type=Thing|text=Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you.|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|number=2948}}


{{card|title=Insane New Dance Move|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Insane New Dance Move|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards.|creator=Binarius|number=2949}}


{{card|title=Capacious Sleeves|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Discard a card, then draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Capacious Sleeves|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Discard a card, then draw a card.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2950}}


{{card|title=The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le|type=Thing|text= Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu.<BR>'''Action:''' Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.|creator=Zt|longtext=true|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le|type=Thing|text= Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu.<BR>'''Action:''' Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.|creator=Zt|longtext=true|bgcolor=006|number=2951}}


{{card|title=Librarian on Speed|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated.|flavortext="I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Librarian on Speed|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated.|flavortext="I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=2952}}


{{card|title=Historical Society|type=Thing|text=Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|flavortext="You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."}}
{{card|title=Historical Society|type=Thing|text=Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|flavortext="You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."|number=2953}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=003
|bgcolor=003
|text=At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome. <BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card draw and play a card <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing <BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type
|text=At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome. <BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card draw and play a card <BR>'''Action:''' Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing <BR>'''Action:''' Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2954}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=722
|bgcolor=722
|text='''Action:''' Replace a thing with a rubble token.
|text='''Action:''' Replace a thing with a rubble token.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2955}}


{{card
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|bgcolor=300
|bgcolor=300
|text=Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game
|text=Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2956}}


{{card|title=Inordinate Optimism|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Lovecraft-related card.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Inordinate Optimism|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Lovecraft-related card.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2957}}


{{card|title=Promoting your Pawn|type=Action|text=Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing.|flavortext=And he becomes a queen.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Promoting your Pawn|type=Action|text=Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing.|flavortext=And he becomes a queen.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|number=2958}}


{{card|title=José Raúl Capablanca|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy target chess player.<BR>'''Action:''' Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.|creator=Zt|flavortext=The master. The one and only.|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=José Raúl Capablanca|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy target chess player.<BR>'''Action:''' Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.|creator=Zt|flavortext=The master. The one and only.|bgcolor=006|number=2959}}


{{card|title=Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine|type=Thing|text=Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine|type=Thing|text=Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.<BR>'''Action and Thing:''' Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=2960}}


{{card|title=Poison Gas Vent|type=Thing|text=At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Poison Gas Vent|type=Thing|text=At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2961}}


{{card|title=This Is Not My Beautiful House|type=Action|text=Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=This Is Not My Beautiful House|type=Action|text=Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600|number=2962}}


{{card|title=I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money|type=Thing|longtitle=true|text=If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win.<BR>'''Action:''' Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money|type=Thing|longtitle=true|text=If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win.<BR>'''Action:''' Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|number=2963}}


{{card|title=My God, I'm an Ant!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one.<BR>'''Action:''' Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=My God, I'm an Ant!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one.<BR>'''Action:''' Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=2964}}


{{card|title=My God, I'm a Giant!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=My God, I'm a Giant!|type=Thing|text=You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy target living Thing.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|number=2965}}


{{card|title=Knight Fork|type=Action|text=Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed. |cornervalue = Nc6! |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=600}}
{{card|title=Knight Fork|type=Action|text=Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed. |cornervalue = Nc6! |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=600|number=2966}}


{{card|title=Bishop Pin|type=Thing|text=Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed. |cornervalue = Ba4! |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Bishop Pin|type=Thing|text=Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed. |cornervalue = Ba4! |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=006|number=2967}}


{{card|title=Nirvana|type=Thing|text=This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens.|flavortext=Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Nirvana|type=Thing|text=This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens.|flavortext=Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2968}}


{{card|title=Ninth Circle|type=Thing|text=This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens.|flavortext=Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Ninth Circle|type=Thing|text=This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens.|flavortext=Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2969}}


{{card|title=Marriage| type=Thing|text= Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens. |flavortext = HOW many four-slice toasters??? |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Marriage| type=Thing|text= Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens. |flavortext = HOW many four-slice toasters??? |creator=Goldenboots |bgcolor=006|number=2970}}


{{card|title=Positron Uprising|type=Thing|text=All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".<br /> '''Action:''' Destroy this card.|flavortext=Do the impossible, see the invisible.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Positron Uprising|type=Thing|text=All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".<br /> '''Action:''' Destroy this card.|flavortext=Do the impossible, see the invisible.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|number=2971}}


{{card|title=Sicilian Dragon|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|cornervalue=G6|text=When this card comes into play, discard down to one card.  Your hand size limit is seven.  Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns.}}
{{card|title=Sicilian Dragon|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Binarius|cornervalue=G6|text=When this card comes into play, discard down to one card.  Your hand size limit is seven.  Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns.|number=2972}}


{{card|title=Moral Victory|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|text=Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand.}}
{{card|title=Moral Victory|type=Action|bgcolor=600|creator=Binarius|text=Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand.|number=2973}}


{{card|title=No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=No player may control more Things than you do.  If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=No player may control more Things than you do.  If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you.|creator=Binarius|number=2974}}


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|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text=Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players.
|text=Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2975}}


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|text='''Action:''' Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token.
|text='''Action:''' Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token.
|flavortext="Soylet Green, it's made of people."
|flavortext="Soylet Green, it's made of people."
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2976}}


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|text='''Action:''' Daring Fireball destroys one thing.
|text='''Action:''' Daring Fireball destroys one thing.
|flavortext="Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG
|flavortext="Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2977}}


{{card|title=Prophet's Work|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Prophet's Work|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles.|creator=Pongo|number=2978}}


{{card|title=Pharmaceutical Giant|type=Thing|bgcolor=0C0|text='''Action:''' Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Pharmaceutical Giant|type=Thing|bgcolor=0C0|text='''Action:''' Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play.|creator=Pongo|number=2979}}


{{card|title=Expensive New Drug|type=Thing|bgcolor=C0C|text=When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card.<br />'''Action:''' Move this card onto another thing.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Expensive New Drug|type=Thing|bgcolor=C0C|text=When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card.<br />'''Action:''' Move this card onto another thing.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo|number=2980}}


{{card|title=Random Peril|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Goldenboots|cornervalue=1|text=Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6. |flavortext = Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%}}
{{card|title=Random Peril|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|creator=Goldenboots|cornervalue=1|text=Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6. |flavortext = Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%|number=2981}}


{{card|title=Today is [weekday]!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw ''n'' cards. On Monday ''n'' is 1, on Tuesday ''n'' is 2... on Sunday ''n'' is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Today is [weekday]!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw ''n'' cards. On Monday ''n'' is 1, on Tuesday ''n'' is 2... on Sunday ''n'' is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo|number=2982}}


{{card|title=The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=This card has the text of the ''n''th card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. ''n'' = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "'''Action:'''" in front of the text if the card is an action card.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=This card has the text of the ''n''th card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. ''n'' = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "'''Action:'''" in front of the text if the card is an action card.|longtext=q|creator=Pongo|number=2983}}
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{{card|title=Member Bonus|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn.|flavortext=Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.|creator=Pongo}}
{{card|title=Member Bonus|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn.|flavortext=Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.|creator=Pongo|number=2984}}


{{card|title=Hot Potato|type=Thing |flavortext = Catch! |text=Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a  food. <br>'''Action''': Give Hot Potato to an opponent. |cornervalue = 0|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Hot Potato|type=Thing |flavortext = Catch! |text=Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a  food. <br>'''Action''': Give Hot Potato to an opponent. |cornervalue = 0|creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=2985}}


{{card|title=If I Had A Penny|type=Thing|text=Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=If I Had A Penny|type=Thing|text=Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006|number=2986}}


{{card|title=Fire Sale|type=Thing |cornervalue = 123 |longtext = true |text=When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
{{card|title=Fire Sale|type=Thing |cornervalue = 123 |longtext = true |text=When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way. |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=2987}}




{{card|title=Musical Chairs|type=Thing |cornervalue = n - 1 |longtext = true |text=Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability:
{{card|title=Musical Chairs|type=Thing |cornervalue = n - 1 |longtext = true |text=Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability:
<br> '''Action''': Give a new Chair token to an oppenent. <br> If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006}}
<br> '''Action''': Give a new Chair token to an oppenent. <br> If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens |creator=Goldenboots|bgcolor=006|number=2988}}


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|text=discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token.
|text=discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token.
|flavortext="Would you really let '''him''' work on your pipes?"
|flavortext="Would you really let '''him''' work on your pipes?"
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2989}}


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|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|text='''Action:''' destroy two tokens destroy thing. <BR>'''Action:''' destroy three tokens target player discards a card.
|text='''Action:''' destroy two tokens destroy thing. <BR>'''Action:''' destroy three tokens target player discards a card.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2990}}


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|bgcolor=003
|bgcolor=003
|text='''Action:''' Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token.
|text='''Action:''' Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token.
|creator=gill_smoke}}
|creator=gill_smoke|number=2991}}


{{card|title=Rewrite History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Reorder the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H1}}
{{card|title=Rewrite History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Reorder the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H1|number=2992}}


{{card|title=You're History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Put target thing on the bottom of the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H2}}
{{card|title=You're History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Put target thing on the bottom of the discard pile.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H2|number=2993}}


{{card|title=Make History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Play this card at any time.  Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H3|flavortext="History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."<BR>--Winston Churchill}}
{{card|title=Make History|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Play this card at any time.  Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities.|creator=ChippyYYZ|cornervalue=H3|flavortext="History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."<BR>--Winston Churchill|number=2994}}


{{card|title=Hostile Takeover|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Hostile Takeover|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins.|creator=Binarius|number=2995}}


{{card|title=Y3K|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Destroy all electronics-related Things.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Y3K|bgcolor=600|type=Action|text=Destroy all electronics-related Things.|creator=Binarius|number=2996}}


{{card|title=Mystery Science Theater 3000|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|text=Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Mystery Science Theater 3000|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|text=Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule.|creator=Binarius|number=2997}}


{{card|title=Proletariat Revolution|type=Action|text=Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.|creator=ChippyYYZ}}
{{card|title=Proletariat Revolution|type=Action|text=Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.|creator=ChippyYYZ|number=2998}}


{{card|title=Esuna|bgcolor=900|type=Reaction|text=Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Esuna|bgcolor=900|type=Reaction|text=Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed.|creator=Binarius|number=2999}}


{{card|title=Integral Multiple of a Power of Ten|type=Thing - Math|cornervalue=Evil|bgcolor=000|text=When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers.  '''Action:''' Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand.  Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile.|creator=Binarius}}
{{card|title=Integral Multiple of a Power of Ten|type=Thing - Math|cornervalue=Evil|bgcolor=000|text=When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers.  '''Action:''' Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand.  Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile.|creator=Binarius|number=3000}}

Latest revision as of 20:41, 16 December 2024

The Infinite Dvorak Deck

Cards 2901-3000

Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is a subpage of a larger deck.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs
Thing
Everybody may use this Thing's abilities.
Action: Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token.
Action: If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play.
"Everything was better back then."
#2901
Card by Zt
The Gloves Are Off
Thing
If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated.
#2902
Card by Kevan
The Necronomicon
Thing
For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play.
#2903
Card by Kevan
Going Through The Motions
Thing
When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played.
#2904
Card by Kevan
Friendship Sandwiches
Action
Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two.
#2905
Card by Binarius
Robot Sentries
Thing
Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand. Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing.
#2906
Card by Binarius
Noodly Appendage
Action
Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.
#2907
Card by Binarius
Taunting the Spy
Thing
You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. Action: Draw a card.
#2908
Card by Kevan
-10000$
Secured derivitive
bad debt
if discarded you win
Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable
#2909
Card by gill_smoke
Z1
Charnel house
Thing
Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead.
#2910
Card by gill_smoke
G9
Haunted House
Thing
may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action.
#2911
Card by gill_smoke
If I Had A Hammer
Thing
You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.
#2912
Card by Kevan
Howling Wind
Action
Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card.
#2913
Card by Binarius
Staredown
Thing
When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card. On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control. Action: Destroy this card and take another turn.
#2914
Card by Binarius
Disarm
Action
Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand.
#2915
Card by Binarius
Bubble Ghost
Thing
Action: Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards.
#2916
Card by Kevan
Broken Fusebox
Thing
Action: Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing.
#2917
Card by Kevan
Sins of the Father
Thing
Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token. Any player with a Sin token may not win the game. Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn.
#2918
Card by Binarius
Security Council Resolutions
Action
Every player creates one card. Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile. If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in.
#2919
Card by Binarius
Mersenne Mania
Action
Any player who controls 2n-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards.
#2920
Card by Binarius
Dropped Brain
Thing
When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card.
"Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?"
#2921
Card by jtwe
The Eye of a Needle
Thing
If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game.
#2922
Card by Kevan
Will Work For Food
Thing
Action: Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability.
#2923
Card by Kevan
D22
Unfair polling
Action
Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes
#2924
Card by gill_smoke
Z2
Over Full Graveyard
Thing
if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead.
#2925
Card by gill_smoke
Cray5
Super Computer
Thing
Your max hand size is increased by 27
"I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000
#2926
Card by gill_smoke
In This Week's Episode
Action
Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once.
#2927
Card by Kevan
Boîte Diabolique
Thing
All sound-related cards are disabled.
It houses the 19 forbidden notes.
#2928
Card by Pongo
Mall Drug Store Nerf
Thing
For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play.
10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET
#2929
Card by Pongo
Turban Dead
Thing
Action: Destroy all things with no flavour text.
Oh no, they're not getting me.
#2930
Card by Pongo
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway
Action
For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.
Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play
I swear to God I thought they could fly.
#2931
Card by ChippyYYZ
Prototype Isochron Sceptre
Thing
When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.
#2932
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wait A Minute...
Action
Pause the game for 60 seconds.
#2933
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Gods Made Heavy Metal
Thing
Draw two cards at the start of your turns. Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn. Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control.
#2934
Card by Binarius
From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe
Action
Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them.
#2935
Card by Binarius
Castle
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand.
#2936
Card by Binarius
Permab&hammer
Thing
Action: Eliminate a player.
#2937
Card by moot
Finish What's On Your Plate
Thing
Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand.
#2938
Card by Kevan
V2
Assimite Vampire
Thing
When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play.
Action: Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card.
Action: Take control of another token, put on this card.
#2939
Card by gill_smoke
political wrangling
Action
Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile.
#2940
Card by gill_smoke
D1
Dimensional Shift
Action
play a card from the discard pile
#2941
Card by gill_smoke
Jumping the Shark
Thing
Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner.
#2942
Card by Kevan
Memory Tray
Action
Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed.
#2943
Card by Kevan
Soulhunter
Thing
If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. Action: Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one.
#2944
Card by Kevan
Lucky Penny
Thing
If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand.
#2945
Card by Goldenboots
Zugzwang
Thing
The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated.
Action: eliminate yourself.
Chess position where neither player can safely move.
#2946
Card by Goldenboots
8D
Cool Sunglasses
Thing
Your hand size is increased by one. If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead.
#2947
Card by Binarius
Upwardly Mobile Dude
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you.
#2948
Card by Binarius
Insane New Dance Move
Action
Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards.
#2949
Card by Binarius
Capacious Sleeves
Thing
Action: Discard a card, then draw a card.
#2950
Card by Kevan
The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le
Thing
Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu.
Action: Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice.
#2951
Card by Zt
Librarian on Speed
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated.
"I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!"
#2952
Card by Zt
Historical Society
Thing
Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card.
"You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months."
#2953
Card by Zt
Evil Tome
Thing
At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome.
Action: Discard a card draw and play a card
Action: Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing
Action: Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type
#2954
Card by gill_smoke
D2
Rock monster
Thing
Action: Replace a thing with a rubble token.
#2955
Card by gill_smoke
D1
Gate
Action
Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game
#2956
Card by gill_smoke
Inordinate Optimism
Thing
Action: Destroy a Lovecraft-related card.
#2957
Card by Pongo
Promoting your Pawn
Action
Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing.
And he becomes a queen.
#2958
Card by Zt
José Raúl Capablanca
Thing
Action: Destroy target chess player.
Action: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.
The master. The one and only.
#2959
Card by Zt
Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine
Thing
Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls.
Action: Destroy José Raúl Capablanca.
Action and Thing: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token.
#2960
Card by Zt
Poison Gas Vent
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated.
#2961
Card by Kevan
This Is Not My Beautiful House
Action
Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control.
#2962
Card by Kevan
I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money
Thing
If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win.
Action: Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn.
#2963
Card by Zt
My God, I'm an Ant!
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one.
Action: Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile.
#2964
Card by Zt
My God, I'm a Giant!
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed.
Action: Destroy target living Thing.
#2965
Card by Zt
Nc6!
Knight Fork
Action
Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed.
#2966
Card by Goldenboots
Ba4!
Bishop Pin
Thing
Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed.
#2967
Card by Goldenboots
Nirvana
Thing
This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens.
Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter.
#2968
Card by Pongo
Ninth Circle
Thing
This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens.
Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it.
#2969
Card by Pongo
Marriage
Thing
Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens.
HOW many four-slice toasters???
#2970
Card by Goldenboots
Positron Uprising
Thing
All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".
Action: Destroy this card.
Do the impossible, see the invisible.
#2971
Card by Pongo
G6
Sicilian Dragon
Thing
When this card comes into play, discard down to one card. Your hand size limit is seven. Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns.
#2972
Card by Binarius
Moral Victory
Action
Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand.
#2973
Card by Binarius
No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's
Thing
No player may control more Things than you do. If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you.
#2974
Card by Binarius
B2
B-Movie fest
Thing (rule)
Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players.
#2975
Card by gill_smoke
Z2
Zombie grinder
Thing
Action: Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token.
"Soylet Green, it's made of people."
#2976
Card by gill_smoke
2G
Jeff Gruber
Thing
Action: Daring Fireball destroys one thing.
"Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG
#2977
Card by gill_smoke
Prophet's Work
Action
Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles.
#2978
Card by Pongo
Pharmaceutical Giant
Thing
Action: Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play.
#2979
Card by Pongo
Expensive New Drug
Thing
When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card.
Action: Move this card onto another thing.
#2980
Card by Pongo
1
Random Peril
Thing
Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6.
Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$%
#2981
Card by Goldenboots
Today is [weekday]!
Action
Draw n cards. On Monday n is 1, on Tuesday n is 2... on Sunday n is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC.
#2982
Card by Pongo
The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour
Thing
This card has the text of the nth card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. n = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "Action:" in front of the text if the card is an action card.
#2983
Card by Pongo
Member Bonus
Thing
All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn.
Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point.
#2984
Card by Pongo
0
Hot Potato
Thing
Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a food.
Action: Give Hot Potato to an opponent.
Catch!
#2985
Card by Goldenboots
If I Had A Penny
Thing
Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play.
#2986
Card by Kevan
123
Fire Sale
Thing
When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way.
#2987
Card by Goldenboots


n - 1
Musical Chairs
Thing
Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability:
Action: Give a new Chair token to an oppenent.
If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens
#2988
Card by Goldenboots
Zombified Plumber
Thing
discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token.
"Would you really let him work on your pipes?"
#2989
Card by gill_smoke
Token Catapult
Thing
Action: destroy two tokens destroy thing.
Action: destroy three tokens target player discards a card.
#2990
Card by gill_smoke
Zombie Catapult
Thing
Action: Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token.
#2991
Card by gill_smoke
H1
Rewrite History
Action
Reorder the discard pile.
#2992
Card by ChippyYYZ
H2
You're History
Action
Put target thing on the bottom of the discard pile.
#2993
Card by ChippyYYZ
H3
Make History
Action
Play this card at any time. Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities.
"History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it."
--Winston Churchill
#2994
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hostile Takeover
Action
Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins.
#2995
Card by Binarius
Y3K
Action
Destroy all electronics-related Things.
#2996
Card by Binarius
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Thing
Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule.
#2997
Card by Binarius
Proletariat Revolution
Action
Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.
#2998
Card by ChippyYYZ
Esuna
Reaction
Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed.
#2999
Card by Binarius
Evil
Integral Multiple of a Power of Ten
Thing - Math
When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers. Action: Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand. Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile.
#3000
Card by Binarius
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