Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1201-1300

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 1201-1300
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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R5

Dinosaur Neil

Thing

Action: Destroy 3 Things, 1 of which must be under your control, excluding Dinosaur Neil.
As soon as a white card is played, erase Dinosaur Neil's text.

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"The moustache of a titan!"

#1201

Card by Corrigan

Assassin

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, unless its controller played a Thing or Action during their most recent turn.

#1202

Card by Kevan

Dodge

Action

Play in response to an Action card - it has no effect, and is returned to the hand of the player who played it.

#1203

Card by Kevan

Battery Pack

Thing

You may play one extra Action per turn, but it may only be used to play Action abilities.

#1204

Card by Kevan

Thanksgiving Dinner

Thing

When this card enters play, roll 2 six-sided dice and put that many counters on it.

At the end of each player's turn, that player gains 1 food-related Token of his or her choice for each counter on this card, then remove a counter from this card.

#1205

Card by jtwe

Hall of Mirrors

Thing

When this comes into play, put six Mirror tokens into play. Whenever an opponent plays an Action, roll a six-sided die - if the result is less than the number of Mirror tokens in play, destroy a Mirror token and it has no effect.

#1206

Card by Kevan

Level Up

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player responsible for its destruction gains an XP token. When a player gains their fifth XP token, they may draw three cards. When a player gains their tenth XP token, they win the game.

#1207

Card by Kevan

Poisoned Chalice

Action

Give a Thing you control to another player. They must discard two cards at random.

#1208

Card by Kevan

zombie!

Action

Wear a scary mask to the game and laugh as evilly as possible.If your opponent gives the first sign of flinching,then you can search your deck for any card and put it into your hand

#1209

Card by Chibigrunt

Ploughshares

Action

Reveal your hand to an opponent; they may choose a card from it and force you to discard it. You may then look at their hand and force them to discard a card of your choice.

#1210

Card by Kevan

JLB

The Library Of Babel

Thing

Action: Put a Token in play. Its name is a string of ten randomly chosen letters. Its rules text is a string of sixty randomly chosen letters. You may add any spacing and punctuation you wish.

#1211

Card by Zaratustra

3d6

Slot Machine

Action

Roll three dice and check the results on the table below:

  1st     2nd   3rd
1 Draw    One   Card
2 Discard Two   Thing
3 Destroy Your  Action
4 Create  Their Token
5 Lose    Every Hand
6 Win     This  Game

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#1212

Card by Zaratustra

Steam Engine

Thing

During your turn, you may destroy any number of tokens you control to take that many extra Actions. You may not use the same Action ability twice in the same turn.

#1213

Card by Kevan

Avatars

Thing

Players count as Things. All players are initially under their own control. If a player would be destroyed, they discard a card instead if possible. If a player controls another player, they may look at that player's hand.

#1214

Card by Bucky

Clever Trap

Action

Swap hands with an opponent of your choice.

#1215

Card by Bucky

Bushfire

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Fire token. Any player who controls a Fire token may play this action ability.

#1216

Card by Kevan

Giant Spider

Thing

If a player controls a Web token, they may not play Things, but may take an Action to destroy a Web token. Action: Put a Web token into play under any player's control.

#1217

Card by Kevan

Rubber Human Suit

Action

Destroy a Thing. Put six Duck tokens into play under its controller's control.

#1218

Card by Kevan

V4

Invisibility Clothing

Thing

When this Thing comes into play, put an Invisibility marker on each Thing you control. Those Things are 'invisible'. Invisible Things cannot be targeted and are colourless. When an invisible Thing uses its Action ability, remove its Invisibility marker.

#1219

Card by Corrigan

Determinator

Thing

Things cannot use their Action ability if they used it on the previous turn of their owner.

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"I'll be back. I will be back! I will!"

#1220

Card by Corrigan

Masons

Thing

Action: Create 1 Brick token. 4 Brick tokens are collectively known as a wall, and a wall counts as 1 Thing as a target. None of your Things, except walls, can be destroyed if you control a wall. When a wall is destroyed, +1 to the '1' in the first sentence.

#1221

Card by Corrigan

Spyware Beacon

Thing

Any opponent who controls a non-token Thing must play with their hand revealed.

#1222

Card by Kevan

Catch!

Action

A chosen opponent discards their hand, then takes all the cards from your hand into theirs.

#1223

Card by Kevan

Tentacles

Thing

Do not draw a card at the start of your turn. Action: Take a card from play and put it into your hand.

#1224

Card by Kevan

Rootkit

Action

Put this in an opponent's hand. They play with their hand revealed as long as it is there.

#1225

Card by Zaratustra

Tetris

Thing

At the start of your turn, each player puts a Tetrad token in play unless they discard a card. If a player has ten Tetrads in play, they lose the game.
Action: Give control of a Tetrad in play to another player.

#1226

Card by Zaratustra

Musical Chairs

Action

All players stand up and start walking around the game table. Start a timer. When the timer ends, they must sit on a chair: they gain control of all Things in play controlled by the previous chair's occupant.

#1227

Card by Zaratustra

A8

Hand on the Wrist

Thing

When you are eliminated from the game, eliminate another player too.

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"I'm taking you with me!"

#1228

Card by Corrigan

Granite Fist From the Sky

Thing

Put up to 5 Height markers on this Thing. While this Thing has at least 1 Height marker on it, it is not in play. Every turn, remove a Height marker from this card. When this Thing has 0 Height markers on it, it enters play and destroys a number of random Things equal to the number of Height markers it started with. If this Thing has Height and you have no Things, destroy this.

#1229

Card by Corrigan

AZ26

Use the Useless

Action

Recite the alphabet backwards, stopping when you first make a mistake. Draw a number of cards equal to the number of letters you said.

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"My years of study and practise have finally paid off!"

#1230

Card by Corrigan

The Suspense is Killing Me

Action

Look at an opponent's hand and choose any number of cards from it. They must play all of those cards immediately.

#1231

Card by Kevan

Queue Here

Action

Put all non-token Things on top of the draw pile, in any order.

#1232

Card by Kevan

Trapdoor Lever

Thing

Action: Destroy Trapdoor Lever and a Thing which came into play during its controller's last turn. You may not use this ability the turn that Trapdoor Lever comes into play.

#1233

Card by Kevan

A Narrow Mind

Thing

On all cards other than this one, replace the word 'all Things' with 'one random Thing belonging to each player'.

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"If I don't understand it, it doesn't exist."

#1234

Card by Corrigan

The Punk Awards

Action

Each player gains a number of Money tokens equal the number of non-blue Things he/she controls.

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"I am gonna buy so many groceries with this!"

#1235

Card by Corrigan

The Sting of Obscurity

Action

Destroy 1 Thing if you don't understand the connection between its name and its effect, or don't know what the title refers to.

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"Irony? What's that?"

#1236

Card by Corrigan

Echo Chamber

Thing

Whenever any player plays an Action card, it takes effect twice.

#1237

Card by Kevan

Piggy Bank

Thing

Your tokens cannot be destroyed or stolen by an effect controlled by an opponent.

#1238

Card by Kevan

Black Market

Thing

Any player may, during their turn, destroy three Things they control to draw a card.

#1239

Card by Kevan

25X

Santa Claus

Thing

Action: Each player gives control of 1 Thing (2 in December) they control to another player. Players cannot give away Things that they were given.
Action: All players draw 1 card; 2 in December.

#1240

Card by Corrigan

The Sleep of Reason

Action

Each player may put five tokens of any types into play. They need not all be of the same type.

#1241

Card by Kevan

Electric Fence

Thing

Ignore any effect that would give an opponent control of a Thing you control, or which would give you control of an opponent's Thing.

#1242

Card by Kevan

Sledgehammer Nutcracker

Thing

Action: Destroy a token.

#1243

Card by Kevan

ecco the dolphin

thing

when this card comes into play,put five fish tokens into play.Remove one fish token to destroy one thing in play

#1244

Card by chibigrunt

Rubber Swords

Thing

Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, return it to its controller's hand instead.

#1245

Card by Kevan

Mulligan

Action

Reveal your remaining hand. If it contains all Things or all Actions, and contains at least two cards, you may discard it and draw five cards.

#1246

Card by Kevan

Cursed Scroll

Thing

Action: Name a card. An opponent chooses a card at random from your hand and looks at it; if it's the named card, you may destroy a Thing.

#1247

Card by Kevan

6Z

The Hammer of Thor

Thing

Action: Remove this Thing from play and destroy a Thing. On your turn after this, return The Hammer of Thor to your hand and discard a card.

#1248

Card by Corrigan

3O

The Spear of Odin

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing; this overrides all other card effects in all circumstances. When you do this, discard 3 cards.

#1249

Card by Corrigan

X2

The Sword Excalibur

Thing

When you play this card, it does not count toward your per-turn Thing total.
Action: Destroy a Thing and flip a coin; if it comes up tails, destroy The Sword Excalibur.

#1250

Card by Corrigan

Cannon Fodder

Thing

If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may destroy a token you control instead.

#1251

Card by Kevan

TV

Television Set

Thing

Action: Roll a 6-sided die and skip a number of turns equal to the result.

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"Dvorak is too hard. Let's just watch TV."

#1252

Card by Corrigan

Fair Play

Action

Redistribute all the tokens evenly amongst the players.

#1253

Card by Demented Hacker

High Noon

Action

Play only if every player has at least one card in their hand. Each player simultaneously reveals a card from their hand - the player with the alphabetically earliest card title wins the game.

#1254

Card by Kevan

Desk Space

Thing

Each player's maximum hand size is equal to the number of Things they control.

#1255

Card by Kevan

Keeping Up With The Joneses

Action

Play only if a chosen opponent has more non-token Things than you. Draw and reveal cards, putting Things into play and discarding Actions, until you have as many Things in play as the chosen opponent.

#1256

Card by Kevan

Rainbow Sailormoon

Thing

Action: Moon Power Creation! Discard all your cards, draw twice as many cards that you've discarded. "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!"

#1257

Card by NeweCreator

Floodwaters

Thing

Action: Each player destroys a Thing they control.

#1258

Card by Kevan

One-Man Band

Thing

Action: Play any number of Action cards.

#1259

Card by Kevan

Carbon Emissions

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action or Action ability, they must put a Carbon token into play. The player with the most Carbon tokens cannot win the game.

#1260

Card by Kevan

1B

Y'All Want a Single

Action

Any opponent may reveal a non-Thing, non-Action card from their hand. If one does, end your turn. Otherwise, take first and advance each runner one base.

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Y'all want a single say bunt that. Bunt that, bunt that.

#1261

Card by jtwe

One Hit Wonder

Action

Play only if you have no other cards in your hand and you have played no other cards this turn. Draw five cards and end your turn.

#1262

Card by jtwe

∞

Bottomless Pit

Thing

At the start of your turn, discard a card. If you do, put a counter on this card. If you don't, destroy this card and draw one card, plus one card for each counter on it.

#1263

Card by jtwe

7D

Corpse Jelly

Thing

Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its text is added to Corpse Jelly's text. If the Thing ever refers to itself by name, replace its name with 'Corpse Jelly'.

#1264

Card by Corrigan

Sodium Pentothal

Thing

Action: Ask your opponent a yes/no question about the contents of their hand, or the cards or action abilities they intend to use next turn. If they are later revealed to have answered untruthfully, they lose the game.

#1265

Card by Kevan

Stalin's Might

Action

Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe.

#1266

Card by Pongo

Marxism

Thing

Every turn this card is in play, all cards are reshuffled then distributed evenly. Any leftover cards are discarded.

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Rise up, comrades! Claim what is yours from the bourgeoisie!

#1267

Card by Pongo

Surprise Gift

Action

Each player must give another player a Thing card from their hand (or reveal their hand to show that they have no Thing cards).

#1268

Card by Kevan

Idol Switch

Action

Give a Thing you control to another player. Gain control of a Thing they control.

#1269

Card by Kevan

Abundance

Thing

Instead of drawing a card at the start of their turn, a player may draw cards until they reach their maximum hand size.

#1270

Card by Kevan

Q?

Dream Logic

Action

Swap a Thing in play with a Thing in your hand, or, swap a Thing in play with a Thing in the discard pile.

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"I want to squash that spider, but I can't. The spiders are my only allies in the war against the bees."

#1271

Card by jtwe

Will It Blend?

Thing

Action: Select a Thing which represents a physical object that could fit inside a household blender. Destroy it.

#1272

Card by Kevan

Sign Here

Action

Suggest a new card. Your opponent must either make that card and put it into their hand, or discard their hand.

#1273

Card by Kevan

Mr. F. G. Superman

Thing

At the start of your turn, gain a Superman token.

Action: Search the deck for "Bicycle Repair Man" and put it into play.

#1274

Card by jtwe

Bicycle Repair Man

Thing

Play on a living Thing.

Reaction: Once per turn, when a Thing would be destroyed, discard a card to prevent that destruction. If this card is played on Mr. F. G. Superman, you do not need to discard a card.

#1275

Card by jtwe

The Spanish Inquisition

Thing

You may put this card into play at any time.

#1276

Card by Kevan

Left at Albuquerque

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, it comes into play under the control of a randomly-selected player.

#1277

Card by Kevan

Better the Devil

Thing

Players may not play cards normally, but may, as an Action, reveal their hand to an opponent; that opponent chooses a card from it, which the owner must then play.

#1278

Card by Kevan

Alternate Ending

Action

Play this card in response to a player winning the game. Randomly select a player (other than the one who won originally) and declare them the winner.

#1279

Card by Corrigan

C2

Thrakkorzog

Thing

When Thrakkorzog is played, he does not count toward your per-turn Thing limit.
Action: Create a copy (use a token) of a living Thing controlled by an opponent and place it under your control. When Thrakkorzog is destroyed, he is removed from play.

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"Can I clone or can I clone?"

#1280

Card by Corrigan

D2

Defence Mechanism Midgets

Thing

Whenever an opponent looks through the deck or looks at another player's hand, destroy a Thing they control.

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"I had no idea I was so defencive!"

#1281

Card by Corrigan

Reichenbach Falls

Thing

Action: Choose two non-Token things, one controlled by yourself. Return them both to their controllers' hands.

#1282

Card by Kevan

Radar Antennae

Thing

Action: Choose an opponent. They must either show you a Thing card from their hand, or their entire hand.

#1283

Card by Kevan

My Four-Year-Old Could Do Better

Action

Choose a Thing in play. This card has the effect of its Action ability, if it has one.

#1284

Card by Kevan

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S.E.P. Field

Thing

Turn all cards you have in play facedown until this leaves play. Whenever an ability of one of your cards in play is used, reveal it to all opponents.

#1285

Card by Zaratustra

boom

Land Mine

Bomb

May be played from your hand anywhere, any time. When a player reveals this card's rules text to any opponent, they discard their hand and this card is destroyed.

#1286

Card by Zaratustra

S5

Mime

Thing

Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, put a Token copy of that Thing in play. At the end of your turn, destroy all your Tokens.

#1287

Card by Zaratustra

4P

Rock Band Expansion Pack

Action

Target player discards his or her hand, then draws 1 card for each player in the game.

#1288

Card by jtwe

Schadenfreude

Thing

If you eliminate another player from the game, you win the game.

Action: Destroy this card to draw a card.

#1289

Card by jtwe

Energy Shield

Thing

Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, you may discard a card to prevent its destruction.

#1290

Card by Kevan

Rank and File

Thing

If a card has a single number in its corner, that is its Power Rating. If a card has no number, its Power Rating is the number of words in its name. A card cannot be destroyed by a card with a lower Power Rating.

#1291

Card by Kevan

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Polymorphic Goo

Thing

You may choose this card's name and corner value when it comes into play.

#1292

Card by Kevan

The Proto-Clown

Thing

Whenever a player laughs, eliminate him/her.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control and destroy two Things you don't control.
When The Proto-Clown would be destroyed, roll a six-sided die and prevent the destruction of roll of 4 or lower.

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"Clown smash!"

#1293

Card by Corrigan

Stevo

Thing

When you play this card you lose the game. You must play this card the moment you draw it, even if it is at the start of the game. When this card is played destroy all Buses. If you are later found in possession of this card you lose the game immediately.

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bus

#1294

Card by jftsang

Summon Monster

Action

Draw and reveal seven cards. Put all living Things drawn into play, and discard the other cards.

#1295

Card by Kevan

Trampoline

Thing

Action: Return a Thing you control to your hand.

#1296

Card by Kevan

Do Not Press This Button

Action

Draw and reveal cards until you draw an Action card; discard all other cards drawn, and play the Action.

#1297

Card by Kevan

The Darren Syndrome

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, he/she must flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the player must destroy a Thing they control and play a Thing from their hand in its place. If the player has no Things, he/she is eliminated.

#1298

Card by Corrigan

"I'm Spartacus!"

Thing

Action: Choose one of your Things; all of your Things have that Thing's title until the beginning of your next turn.

#1299

Card by Corrigan

Attack of the Clones

Action

Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of Things you control (including tokens) who share the same name.

#1300

Card by Corrigan