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| Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). | | Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). |
| If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. | | If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. |
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| 8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card. | | 8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card. |
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| ==The Cards== | | ==The Cards== |
| :''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]],
| | '''There are 474 cards right now.''' |
| | | <!-- Wolfblut: 89 |
| | | NinjaWarrior: 164 |
| {{Card
| | NinjaWookiee: 217 --> |
| |title=Cockroach Delivery Service
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
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| |text=Roll a dice if this comes into play.
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| At 1 and 2: Steal a randomly chosen card of an player of your choice.
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| At 3 and 4: Steal a card of your choice from a play of your choice.
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| At 5 and 6: Take a card of your choice from the discard pile and put it in your hand.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Absolver Thrull
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=When it comes into play, destroy a thing of your choice. If "Absolver Thrull" gets destroyed choose a thing. If that chosen thing gets destroyed, destroy another thing of your choice.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Confuse Ray
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Comes into play under the control of an player of your choice. For the next 5 rounds the chosen player has to throw a dice at the beginning of his/her turn.
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| 1: Nothing happens.
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| 2: The chosen player skips his turn.
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| 3: Nothing happens.
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| 4: The chosen player discards a card.
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| 5: The chosen player sacrifices a thing except for "Confuse Ray".
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| 6: Nothing happens.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Psyducks Headache
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Sacrifice "Psyducks Headache" in 5 rounds. If you do, destroy 1 thing from every opponent.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Telefalling
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
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| |text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed or someone else would take control over it you can play this card and prevent that.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Mario Party 8 Asshole
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
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| |text=Destroy 1 thing of every opponent and steal a card from every opponent. You can add a counter or remove a counter from a card under your control.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Jackass
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=If someone discovers that you have "Jackass" on your hand, that player chooses either if you discard all cards or destroy all of your things. "Jackass" can't be played.
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| If "Jackass" was discovered or would be discarded shuffle it into the deck instead. It can't be discarded if you have to many hand cards.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Nincada
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=If you have exactly 5 things for 1 round, sacrifice ""Nincada and put "Shedinja" into play under your control. Doesn't work, if "Shedinja" is already in play.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Shedinja
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| |type=Thing?
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=This card is never in the deck. Every time someone plays a pokemon card put a counter on "Shedinja". If there are 6 counter or more on "Shedinja" you win the game. "Shedinja" can only be destroyed by pokemon cards. If someone plays "Toxic" on "Shedinja" it's destroyed immediately. If "Shedinja" gets destroyed, remove it from the game.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Icecold Hand
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=There is no hand card maximum for you.
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| |flavortext=Can he drive a car?
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Curse
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Sacrifice halve of your things. Curse that many things of your choice. The cursed things get destroyed after 4 rounds. There are no exceptions and it can't be prevented.
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| |flavortext= Go Haunter, Curse Attack!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Flamethrower
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number, destroy a thing of your choice. If it's an uneven number, a thing of yours gets destroyed in 5 rounds.
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| |flavortext= Go Caterpie, Flamethrower!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Blunder
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| |type=Reaction
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=If someone would play a thing or an action you can play this card. That player has to throw 2 6 sided dice. <br>'''2-4:''' Weapon destroyed (That thing/action gets neutralized)<br>'''5-7:''' Weapon damaged (If that player wants to use the cards ability he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's uneven, he/she can't use the ability this time.)<br>'''8-10:''' Fellow hit (One randomly chosen thing of that player gets destroyed.)<br>'''11-12:''' Fail (That players card gets taken back on his/her hand.)<br>
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| |flavortext= The black eye sees everything!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=7 is definitively more than 3
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=You win if you control exactly 7 things and another player controls 3 things.
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| |flavortext=7 years manufacturer's warranty on the fact, that you win with this card.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Groundhog Day
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Choose 1 of your things. That thing gets returned to your hand at the end of your turns. If you don't play that chosen thing in one turn, "Groundhog Day"s effect is disabled.
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Gone in 60 seconds
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Play under the control of any players control. You have 1 minute to do your turn. If you don't end your turn in 1 minute, you loose.
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| '''Skip your next turn:''' Put this card under another players control.
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Mom, he touched me!
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Can't be played.
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| If one of your opponents touches this card say "Haha" and discard this card. That player skips his/her next 2 turns.
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| If that player was supposed to steal a card from you, he/she doesn't.
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| |flavortext= Thievery and rape isn't worth it.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Prostitution
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=A thing of your choice can be put under any players control if that player sacrifices 1 thing.
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| |flavortext= This line is a synonyme.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=The Flea Market Guys
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Put as many things as you want from the discard pile in your hand. Discard the same amount of cards.
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| |flavortext= The good things lie in the basement.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Blizzard
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=An opponent of your choice becomes frozen and skips his/her next 3 turns. That opponent can't be the target for any things abilities or actions as long as he/she is frozen.
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| |flavortext= Go Spheal, blizzard attack!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=PP Up
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Search the deck for a pokemon card and put it in your hand.
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| |flavortext= Just the best for your pokemon!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Revive
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Search the discard pile for a pokemon thing card and put it in your hand.
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| |flavortext= Your pokemon has no energy left? - Yes.
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| Your pokemon is'nt dead but you want to revive it anyway? - Yes.
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| Well then just go to Sister Joy for free. - No.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Delibird
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=At the beginning of your turn, choose a player. That player has to throw a 6 sided die.
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| That player...
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| '''1:''' ...draws an additional card at the beginning of..
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| '''2:''' ...can't play a thing in...
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| '''3:''' ...can't play an action in...
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| '''4:''' ...can play an additional thing and an additional action in...
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| '''5: '''...skips...
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| '''6: '''...doesn't draw any cards in...
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| ...his/her next turn.
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| |flavortext= A present for you. But it's NOT a mogwai!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=The ordinary body part collecting janitor
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=006
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text='''Action:''' Choose a things ability. That things looses the chosen ability. Put 1 counter on "The ordinary body part collecting janitor". If there are 5 counter or more on it and on "Pro Killer" as well search the deck for "Parking Garage" and put it into your hand.
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| |flavortext= And an ordinary day.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Pro Killer
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text='''Thing:''' Destroy a thing of your choice. It can't be prevented. Put a counter on "Pro Killer". If there are 5 counter or more on it and on "The ordinary body part collecting janitor" as well search the deck for "Parking Garage" and put it into your hand.
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Parking Garage
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=You have to sacrifice "Pro Killer" and "The ordinary body collecting janitor" to play this card. At the beginning of your turn choose an opponent and say a card title. If that player has the called card in his/her hand put 1 counter on "Parking Garage". If there are 5 counters on "Parking Garage", you win the game.
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| |flavortext="Lifestyle". Know your opponents.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Max Revive
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Put 1 thing of your choice back in the game from the discard pile. If it's a pokemon card, put "Max Revive" back in your hand.
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| |flavortext=A: Uhm, we have a question. Is it right, that you have to insert it into the rectum?
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| B: Yep, that's right.
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| ----------------------------
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| Totally new! Max Revive!
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| And to make sure you buy this from us, we scattered them all over the world!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=HP Up
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| |type=Reaction
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed you can play this card to prevent it. If it was a pokemon card you saved, take "HP Up" back in your hand.
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| |flavortext=Treat your pokemon with respect. Get 'em up!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Thunder
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=An opponent of your turn is paralyzed. At the beginning of that players next 5 turns, he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number he has to skip that turn.
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| |flavortext=Go Elektross, thunder attack!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Butterfly Effect
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Indestructible.
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| If a thing gets destroyed all cards in the discard pile and in all players hands get shuffled into the deck. All things in play get moved to the right player. At the beginning of their turns every player draws as many cards as he/she had before. It's the turn of the player, who destroyed that thing now.
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| Put "Butterfly Effect" into the discard pile if this happens.
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| |flavortext=Just one wing beat and...
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text='''Sacrifice a thing:''' Lay an opponents thing of your choice onto this card. You can do this once per turn.
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| If there lay 6 things on this card you win the game. If "Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!" gets destroyed, the players get their things back.
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| |flavortext=They never get more than 6 viewers.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Wheel of fortune
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=A thing of your choice changes its controller at the end of every turn as long as "Wheel of fortune" is in play.
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| |flavortext="The peoples luck doesn't lie in the freedom, it lies in the '''takeover''' of a duty." - André Gide
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=The Cleaning Devils
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Choose as many things as you want which go back on their controllers hands. Their controllers have to discard the same amount of cards.
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| |flavortext=Hell has to be clean too.
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=The Chosen One
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=Only you can win this game.
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Toxic
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior
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| |text=An opponent of your choice is poisoned for 3 rounds.
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| At the beginning of that opponents turn he/she has to sacrifice 1 thing or discard 1 card.
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| You can't sacrifice or discard: "Aids"/"Flame-Swordsman, the travelling whore"/"Jackass"/"Parasite"/"Confuse Ray"/"Gone in 60 seconds"
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| |flavortext=Go Trubbish, toxic attack!
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=5 dozen eggs
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| |type=Thing
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=Wolfblut
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| |text=
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=Mix the fuck out of 'em
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=Wolfblut
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| |text="5 dozen eggs" are considered to be "mixed" now.
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| |title=PENIS!!!
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| |type=Action
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| |bgcolor=000
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| |creator=Wolfblut
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| |text=You have to sacrifice the mixed "5 dozen eggs" to play this card. Destroy all of the opponents things, ignoring indestructibility.
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| |flavortext=
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| |longtext=false
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| |cornervalue=}}
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| {{Card
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| | title = Hypnotoad
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| | longtitle =
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| | text = Hypnotoad counts as a player.
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| If Hypnotoad comes into play, all things that are in play right now are now controlled by Hypnotoad.
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| If Hypnotoad gets destroyed or eliminated from the game, destroy all things which were under its control.
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| Hypnotoad can't be send back on any hand or removed from the game.
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| Nobody can't win while Hypnotoad is in play.
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| | longtext = true
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| | type = Thing
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| | bgcolor = 006
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| | cornervalue =
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| | image =
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| | imgback =
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| | flavortext = All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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| | creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
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| | minicard =
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| }}
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| {{Card
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| | title = Dishman
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| | longtitle =
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| | text = '''Thing:''' Put a saucer, cup, fork, spoon, knife or anything dish related on a thing. That thing is considered blank, it can't be sacrificed, it can't be send back on any hand, it's indestructible and it can't be removed from the game.
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| | longtext = true
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| | type = Thing
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| | bgcolor = 006
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| | cornervalue =
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| | image =
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| | imgback =
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| | flavortext = Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!
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| | creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
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| | minicard =
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| }}
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| {{card|title=Narwhal's Sword|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|creator=NinjaWookiee|text=When Narwhal's Sword enters play, bring 5 Narwhal tokens into play with the ability "If a Narwhal gets destroyed, destroy 1 thing.". If there are no Narwhal tokens left, destroy Narwhal's Sword.
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| When Narwhal's Sword leaves play, destroy all Narwhal tokens.
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| <BR>'''Action and Thing: '''Destroy target Thing.<BR><BR>| longtext = true}}
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| {{Card
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| | title = Gay Zombie Midget Porn
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| | longtitle =
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| | text = Choose 2 things in play. Those 2 things are additionally considered to be zombies. If one of them gets destroyed, destroy the other too.
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| | longtext = false
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| | type = Action
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| | bgcolor = 006
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| | cornervalue =
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| | image =
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| | imgback =
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| | flavortext =
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| | creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
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| | minicard =
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| }}
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| {{Card
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| | title = Lobo
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| | longtitle =
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| | text = "Lobo" is indestructible.
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| '''Action:''' Discard a card and destroy 1 thing of your choice.
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| | longtext = false
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| | type = Thing
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| | bgcolor = 006
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| | cornervalue =
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| | image =
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| | imgback =
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| | flavortext = It's time to frag!
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| | text = "Shotgun" comes into play with 2 ammunition tokens.
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| | title = Lucid Dream
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| | text = Look at the hand of an opponent of your choice. Choose up to 2 cards which that opponent has to play at his/her next turn.
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| You choose everything if the cards call for choices.
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| | title = The Mask
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| | text = '''Action:''' Equip 1 thing with "The Mask". The equipped thing now is indestructible and gets the ability: "'''Thing:''' Destroy a thing."
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| | flavortext = Sssssmokin'!
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| | title = Glitch in the Matrix
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| | text = All things in play move to the right. Everyone gives his hand cards to the player on his/her left.
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| | flavortext = Those goddamn bugs.
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| | title = Spider-Man
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| | text = If "Spider" is in play, when this comes into play, take control over it.
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| '''Thing:''' Search the deck for "Spider" and bring it into play under your control.
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| | title = Lugia
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| | text = When "Lugia" comes into play take control over 1 thing from every opponent. When "Lugia" gets destroyed/sacrificed, those things go back under their former players control.
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| If "Lugia" moves to the discard pile shuffle it in the deck.
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| '''Special Rule if you listen to music while playing: '''If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play.
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| | flavortext = Did you see Pokémon 2? Lugia truly is Jesus as a pokemon.
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| | title = Running against the open door
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| | text = Play as an answer to someone winning the game. Destroy the winning key card and 1 additional thing of your choice from that player.
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| If the key card is indestructible move it to its controllers hand.
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| | title = Raptor Jesus
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| | text = Bring 3 "Holy Raptor" tokens into play.
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| '''Action:''' Bring 1 "T-Rex" token into play with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 thing.".
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| | title = Welcome to the High Hoof
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| | text = Draw 2 cards.
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| | title = Kill the Quizmaster
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| | text = Play as a reaction to a reaction or as a reaction to someone asking any question. The player that played the other reaction or asked the question has to discard his/her entire hand.
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| | flavortext = I want my money NOW!
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| | title = Random card title here
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| | text = Every player writes down 1 word. Those words become this cards title.
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| | :''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]] |
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| 2 or more words have same amount of letters = Indestructible
| | {{card|title=Dagobert Duck|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| | {{card|title=Coupon|type=Action|text=You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| {{Card | | {{card|title=Shopping|type=Action|text=Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| | title = Shithead | |
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| | text = Every living and/or undead thing of yours gets the ability: "Thing OR Action: Put 1 poop token into play." | |
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| | {{card|title=Tommy-Gun Replica|type=Thing|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=You '''can''' kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| | {{card|title=Tokens everywhere|type=Action|text=You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.<br>If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.<br>If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| {{Card | | {{card|title=Power Up!|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| | title = Money rules the world | |
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| | text = Bring 15 Money tokens into play. | |
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| '''Action & Give 5 Money tokens to a player of your choice:''' Take control over 1 chosen players thing. | | {{card|title=Yodeling Shark|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.<br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| Once per round you can give any player control over 1 of your things to get 4 Money tokens.
| | {{card|title=Scar|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.<br>When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens:''' Destroy 1 living thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=BePrepared}} |
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| {{Card | | {{card|title=Mr. Riechorgan|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| | title = Master of Day / Master of Night | |
| | longtitle = | |
| | text = From 20 O'clock to 5:59 this card is "Master of Night": | |
| '''Action:''' Draw 1 card. | |
| <br>'''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice is indestructible as long as this card is in play. | |
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| From 6 O'clock to 19:59 this card is "Master of Day":<br>'''Action:''' Bring 1 card of your choice from the discard pile into play under your control. <br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.
| | {{card|title=Slash|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=Welcome ToTheJunglee}} |
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| {{Card | | {{card|title=Token Concourse|type=Action|text=If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| | title = Messies | |
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| | text = For every non-token-thing that gets destroyed all opponents get 1 Trash token. | |
| Every player with 1 or more trash tokens can't play Thing-cards.
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| Every player can discard 1 card anytime to destroy 1 trash token.
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| {{card|title=S.W.A.T. Team | | {{card|title=The Might of the Negros|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |type=Action| | |
| text=You get: 4 Red Team Member tokens with the ability: "Sacrifice to save 1 of your things from getting destroyed by an opponent and destroy 1 thing from that opponent." '''&''' 4 Blue Team Member tokens with the ability: "Sacrifice to save 1 of your things from getting destroyed by an opponent and choose 1 hand card from that opponent which he/she discards." '''&''' 1 Leader token with the ability: "Can't be send back to any hand or removed from the game. If this token gets destroyed/sacrificed, sacrifice all of your Team Member tokens." | |
| |flavortext=Freeze! Put your hands up and get on the floor! | |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=I feel blue|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |longtext = Goddamn fuckin true | |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Hans Henning Holzhauer|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.<br>'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |title=Looks okay | |
| |type=Action | |
| |text=Choose a player. If that player has at least one reaction card on his/her hand, he/she has to say "Looks okay". If he/she does you guess how many reaction cards are on his/her hand. If you guessed right he/she has to reveal all of them and can't play them. (They're considered blank until they leave his hand.) | |
| |flavortext="So? How does it look?" - "Looks okay." - (Get attacked) - "How does it look now?" - (Short silence) - "Looks okay." -- Riddick | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|longtitle=Yes|title=The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears|type=Thing|text=You can play 1 additional action in your turn.<br>'''Action:''' Draw 2 cards.<br>'''Thing:''' You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Archaeopteryx|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |title=The Dvorak-Gang | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text=To play this card everyone has to have at least 3 things. Every player chooses 1 thing of his/hers. It's considered to be the leader. If the leader gets destroyed, its controller is eliminated. The leader can only be destroyed, if its controller doesn't have any other things left (except for this card). | |
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| If there is just 1 player left that player wins the game.
| | {{card|title=Multiple Collision|type=Action|text=Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Atom Grenade|type=Action|text=When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Piss off!|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |title=Summoning Magician | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text='''Sacrifice 1 thing:''' Play a card that would usually need a special condition or bring back a card that was removed from the game back into play. | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Pomegranate Treehouse|type=Thing - Location|text=Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Stingball Grenade|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice this:''' Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |title=The Broken Toaster | |
| |type=Action | |
| |text=Choose 1 thing of yours. 1 player of your choice takes control over the chosen thing. | |
| |flavortext=What's worse than an apocalypse? | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yes|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yargh|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |title=Wisdom | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text=Look at the top 4 deck cards and put them back in any order. | |
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| | {{card|title=I'm gonna roll 1 to 6|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Bob, the Cucumber|type=Thing|text=If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.<br>This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".<br>Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=}} |
| |title=...shut the fuck up | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text=Choose 1 player. If he/she talks, he/she is eliminated. Coughing and sneezing is allowed. | |
| Moaning, grunting etc. isn't allowed.
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' This round no player can win.<br>Every player can play the 2 following abilities: '''Action or Thing:''' The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.<br>'''Thing:''' 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Advertisement|type=Action|text=Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!}} |
| |title=42 | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text=Start counting everything related to the game. Rounds, destroyed things, played things/actions, drawn cards, etc. | |
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| You win if anything happened 42 times. | | {{card|title=Planeswalker|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 5 HP counters.<br>'''Add 2 HP counters:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 4 HP counters:''' Take control over 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 10 HP counters:''' Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.<br>You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=hellyeah|flavortext=Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.}} |
| |flavortext=The answer is: 42! That task was fuckin' hard. | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Jewish Genocide|type=Action|text=Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=4 Times Amputated Policeman|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play this.<br>If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Freeze! You´re under arrest!}} |
| |title=Pacifism | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text=If no thing is destroyed for 10 rounds you win. That player that destroys "Pacifism" is eliminated. | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Selfdestruct|type=Action|text=You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.<br>Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Ambition|type=Thing|text=You have to win or you loose.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-If you don't win, my son, then...<br>-Then?<br>-You now what!<br>-No, I don't wanna get raped again!}} |
| |title=Who turns the wheel? | |
| |type=Thing | |
| |text=Turn this card 90 degrees around at the beginning of your turn. If this card was turn around 2 times entirely you win the game. | |
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| |title=Shit on your hands... | |
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| |title=Shit on your hands... | |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=The Show Must Go On!|type=Thing|text=The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=This counts especially for '''YOU'', Wolfblut...}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.<br>At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things<br>left on that thing, destroy it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=ya|longtitle=ya|flavortext=}} |
| |title=Gods hand | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Harakiri|type=Reaction|text=You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.<br>Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-HARAKIRI!<BR>-Why?<br>-Dunno. I just feel like it.}} |
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| {{card | | {{card|title=Mass Orgy|type=Thing|text=Indestructible.<br>Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.<br>Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=YA|flavortext=Oh Yeah!}} |
| |title=Bomb Attack! | |
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| |text=Rip a cardlike piece of paper into pieces and throw it into the air. All things that get touched by at least one piece of paper get destroyed. | |
| |flavortext="Did France invent anything?" - "Uhm... Bomb Attack!" | |
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| |creator=NinjaWarrior | | {{card|title=Death to all Firstborn|type=Action|text=Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Everyone hates the firstborn.}} |
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| {{card|title=Stumbling through a maze of wineglasses in a totally dark room | | {{card|title=Flashmob|type=Thing|text=If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.<br>If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}} |
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| |text=1 opponent of your choice has to throw a die. If that opponent rolls a 1, nothing happens. If else that player has to sacrifice things and/or discard cards until the rolled number is reached. | |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=Rusty Shit|type=Thing|text=Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=-How can shit rust?<br>-Never ask that again!!}} |
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| | title = Giant Ant Queen | | ▲bgfsvA°vfsvgfcgf¸fgcs`vfhvifrn |
| | longtitle = | | ggnscnnlcfecl&¹→vfjiscknfusnf¡ |
| | text = '''Action:''' Bring 2 Giant Ant tokens into play. | | 85↔fhsnchf|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=That means something like: '''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing. It can't be prevented.}} |
| '''Thing:''' Destroy up to x/2 things of your choice and destroy half of your Giant Ant Tokens.
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| {{Card | | {{card|title=Pokémon Everywhere|type=Action|text=Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!<br>A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!}} |
| | title = Alien Queen | |
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| | text = At the beginning of your turn you get 1 Xenomorph token with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 opponents thing of your choice. | |
| If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 random things (other than Alien Queen or Xenomorph) and, if it was destroyed by a thing, destroy that subject thing too.".
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| | {{card|title=Dictator 1|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who eats kangaroomeat?}} |
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| {{card|title=T-Rex with a cloaking device | | {{card|title=Risk 1|type=Thing|text=You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.}} |
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| |text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br><br>You may discard a card at any time to prevent this thing from leaving play. If you do, this thing can't leave play until your next turn. | |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=Dictator 2|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Under my control only the Jews get censored.}} |
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| {{card|title=Aokigahara | | {{card|title=Risk 2|type=Thing|text=You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking movie and game censoring...}} |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=Dictator 3|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=I eat dogs raw.}} |
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| {{card|title=The Thing | | {{card|title=Risk 3|type=Thing|text=You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Dogmeat.}} |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=Dictator 4|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Yes, we can!}} |
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| {{card|title=Bring me my battlepants! | | {{card|title=Risk 4|type=Thing|text=You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking porn censoring.}} |
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| |text=If a thing of yours should be destroyed prevent it and that thing becomes indestructible instead until it leaves play. | |
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| {{card|title=Sparky from LEGO Racers 2 | | {{card|title=Risk 5|type=Thing|text=You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}} |
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| |text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered blank for 3 turns. (If "Sparky from LEGO Racers 2" gets destroyed earlier, the chosen thing isn't considered blank anymore.)<br>'''Action&Thing:''' 1 player of your choice skips his/her next turn. (If "Sparky from LEGO Racers 2" gets destroyed earlier, the chosen player doesn't skip his/her next turn.) | |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=Dictator 6|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=AIDS? I don't care.}} |
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| {{card|title=Bloodraven | | {{card|title=Risk 6|type=Thing|text=You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... AIDS.}} |
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| |text='''Action:''' Choose 1 thing in the discard pile and bring it back into play under your control. It's considered a zombie now.<br>'''Thing:''' Bring 1 raven token into play with the ability "Action: Sacrifice this thing and destroy 1 thing of your choice." | |
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| |creator=NinjaWookiee | | {{card|title=Dictator 7|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!}} |
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| {{card|title=Andariel | | {{card|title=Risk 7|type=Thing|text=You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Martyr.}} |
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| |text="Andariel" comes into play with 3 demon tokens with the ability "Action: Sacrifice this thing and destroy 1 thing of your choice."<br>'''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered poisoned and gets destroyed in 4 rounds. | |
| |flavortext=Andariel, the poisonous daughter of torture! Or, how I like to call her, the spider lady. | |
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| {{card|title=This shit takes way too long, assholes! | | {{card|title=Refund|type=Thing|text=Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}} |
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| |text=You may prevent your opponents from searching the deck.<br>If you allow someone to search the deck for something you may search the deck for a card of your choice too. | |
| |flavortext=After the 200th card all of the "search the deck"-abilities look like the stupidest idea ever. | |
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| |flavortext=This movie sucks! | |
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| |text=You may search the deck for "Adolf Hitler" or "Third Reich" and put it on your hand. | |
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My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...
I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.
My Dvorak story
As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.
Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that.
Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com.
I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it.
2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck.
That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.
We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.
Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it.
If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.
Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!
Our own dvorak deck
Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English).
If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious.
Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them.
And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.
All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.
Special Rules
1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.
2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.
3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.
4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.
5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.
6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)
7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.
8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.
The Cards
There are 474 cards right now.
- The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400
Dagobert Duck
Thing
When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.
Coupon
Action
You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.
Shopping
Action
Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.
Tommy-Gun Replica
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
Tokens everywhere
Action
You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.
If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.
If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.
Power Up!
Action
Draw 3 cards.
Yodeling Shark
Thing
Action: 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Scar
Thing
When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
Mr. Riechorgan
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.
Slash
Thing
Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.
You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.
You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.
Token Concourse
Action
If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.
The Might of the Negros
Action
If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.
I feel blue
Action
If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.
Hans Henning Holzhauer
Thing
You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.
The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Archaeopteryx
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.
Multiple Collision
Action
Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.
Atom Grenade
Action
When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.
Piss off!
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.
Pomegranate Treehouse
Thing - Location
Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.
Action: Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.
Stingball Grenade
Thing
Sacrifice this: Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.
Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Giant Pet Hornet
Thing
Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)
Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
I'm gonna roll 1 to 6
Thing
At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.
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Bob, the Cucumber
Thing
If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.
This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".
Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.
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The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack
Thing
Action: This round no player can win.
Every player can play the 2 following abilities: Action or Thing: The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.
Thing: 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Advertisement
Action
Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.
[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Planeswalker
Thing
Comes into play with 5 HP counters.
Add 2 HP counters: Destroy 1 thing.
Remove 4 HP counters: Take control over 1 thing.
Remove 10 HP counters: Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.
You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.
Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Jewish Genocide
Action
Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.
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4 Times Amputated Policeman
Thing
You don't have to pay to play this.
If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.
Freeze! You´re under arrest!
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Selfdestruct
Action
You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.
Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.
Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!
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Ambition
Thing
You have to win or you loose.
-If you don't win, my son, then...
-Then?
-You now what!
-No, I don't wanna get raped again!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Honor as a Hat
Action
1 player of your choice has to make a hat out of paper, right "honor" on it and wear it as long as this card is in play.
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Restart
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone winning the game. The winning card gets restarted, meaning: All counterson it go back to their original number, cards that belong to the wining card get shuffled back into the deck and so on.
Who says, you can't see yourself die?
Card by NinjaWarrior
All In
Thing
If this thing is in play when someone wins the game, the loosers have to pay te winner 5 $.
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Illuminuts
Thing
You´re enemies stand no chance.
Hmm... Sweat berries... Have you slept enough, underaged boy?
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Toot Braunstein
Thing
If you are eating something unhealthy in your turn, you can play up to 2 additional actions and up to 2 additional things.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Victim!
Thing
If you sacrifice a thing, put 1 counter on this cardd. Are there 8 or more counters on this card you win the game. If a thing of yours gets destroyed remove all counters from this card.
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The Show Must Go On!
Thing
The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.
This counts especially for 'YOU, Wolfblut...
Card by NinjaWarrior
Afghanistan
Thing
Play this under control of an opponent of your choice.
You are your own enemy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.
At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things
left on that thing, destroy it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Harakiri
Reaction
You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.
Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.
-HARAKIRI!
-Why?
-Dunno. I just feel like it.
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Mass Orgy
Thing
Indestructible.
Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.
Thing & Action: Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.
Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.
Oh Yeah!
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Death to all Firstborn
Action
Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.
Everyone hates the firstborn.
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Flashmob
Thing
If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.
If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.
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Rusty Shit
Thing
Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.
-How can shit rust?
-Never ask that again!!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ling Ling
Thing
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That means something like: Thing: Destroy 1 thing. It can't be prevented.
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Pokémon Everywhere
Action
Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.
Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!
A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!
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Dictator 1
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.
Who eats kangaroomeat?
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Risk 1
Thing
You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.
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Dictator 2
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.
Under my control only the Jews get censored.
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Risk 2
Thing
You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Fucking movie and game censoring...
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 3
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.
I eat dogs raw.
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Risk 3
Thing
You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... Dogmeat.
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Dictator 4
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.
Yes, we can!
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Risk 4
Thing
You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Fucking porn censoring.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 5
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 5" and play it.
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Risk 5
Thing
You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 6
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.
AIDS? I don't care.
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Risk 6
Thing
You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... AIDS.
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Dictator 7
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.
Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!
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Risk 7
Thing
You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... Martyr.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Missed
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying something. Instead that thing gets indestructible.
Card by Wolfblut
Refund
Thing
Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".
Card by Wolfblut
88 mm Gun
Thing
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Action & Thing: Create 1 ammunition box token with the ability: "Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing."
Card by Wolfblut
Bouncy Ball
Thing
If this would be destroyed it changes its controller randomly instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Neural Interface
Thing
1 player of your choice reveals his hand at all time.
Card by Wolfblut
Kamikaze Cheese Aviator
Action
Destroy exactly 3 things.
Card by Wolfblut
Blinding
Action
1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.
Ant Lion
Thing
When this comes into play, choose which ability it shall get: Every 3rd thing that comes into play, gets destroyed OR Destroy 1 token of you choice at the beginning of your turn.
Card by Wolfblut
Ahoge
Action
1 thing of your choice which has hair, becomes indestructible until it leaves play.
Card by Wolfblut
Morphing Slime
Thing
Thing & Action: Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps this ability.
Card by Wolfblut
The Tournament
Action/Thing
Choose 15 to 30 things from the deck and/or discard pile, which can destroy things. Distribute these cards by random to all the players. These cards count like the players hand without limits and you can play the cars for free. Players also can pay 1 thing to make another player play a thing of your choice.
The last player that controls 1 thing, wins the game.
There is a timelimit for all of this: x+5 rounds, where x is the number of chosen things. If there are more than 1 things left after the time is over, put them all on the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wesley Snpies with 3 Penises
Thing
When this comes into play, choose what this card becomes:
Blade with the abilites: "Indestructible. Thing: Take control over 1 zombie.
Action & Thing: Take control over 1 thing."
Simon Phoenix with the abilites:"Action: Destroy 1 randomly chosen thing except for this card. It can't be prevented.
Thing & Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Comes into play with 2 HP counters. If this would be destroyed, remove 1 HP counter instead."
John Cutter with the abilities: "Thing/Action: Prevent some thing from getting destroyed."
Thing & Action: Choose another form.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Mutation
Action
Choose 1 thing. At the beginning of your turn, put 1 Mutation counter on that thing. That thing gets the ability: "Action: Destroy x things, where x is the amount of Mutation counters on this card."
When there are 4 or more Mutation counters on that card, sacrifice it.