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=Our own dvorak deck=
=Our own dvorak deck=
 
{{Infobox
| title=Our Infinite Deck
| designer=NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
| date=July 2011 - onward
| players=2+
| status=UnfinishedPlayable
}}
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Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English).
Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English).
If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious.
If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious.
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The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.
The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.
'''All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.'''


==Special Rules==
==Special Rules==
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7. '''"Shedinja"''' is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.
7. '''"Shedinja"''' is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.


There are 268 cards right now.
8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.
 
{{Infobox
| title=Our Infinite Deck
| designer=NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
| date=July 2011 - onward
| players=2+
| status=UnfinishedPlayable
}}
 
{{Card
|title=Giant Enemy Crab
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.
 
"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".
 
Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.
|flavortext=Attack his weak point for massive damage.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Discard a card and destroy a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Pedobear
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|flavortext="I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Hypno
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Hypno comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|flavortext="It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Bluedust
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Bluedust comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Meeting spot: NinjaWookiees basement
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control Pedobear, Hypno and Bluedust play this card and you win the game.
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Ufoporno
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
|flavortext=Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Roll of Toilet Paper
|type=Reaktion/Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back on his/her hand.
|flavortext=I've got something way better for you.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Wolfbluts salivary filaments
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=3 things of your choice now are "sticking together". If one of them becomes destroyed, destroy the others too.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=DVD-Collection
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control 6 or more movie inspired cards you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Sevicke Power
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Every turn put 1 counter on "Sevicke Power". If there are 5 counter on it you win the game.
 
"Sevicke Power" is immune to the T-Virus.
 
If "Sevicke Power" gets destroyed, destroy 5 things.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Simon Stoodowitz
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Action: Be cool (This ability can be played at every time)
 
'''Thing:''' Remove "Simon Stoodowitz" from the game and put 1 career counter on it at the beginning of your turn. I fthere are 10 career counter on it, you win the game. If 8 things were played put "Simon Stoodowitz" back into play and remove all counters.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Holy Heater
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Holy Heater" is immune to the T-Virus.
 
Lay 1 heat counter on "Holy Heater" at the beginning of your turn. If there are 5 heat counters on "Holy Heater" destroy every thing in play.
|flavortext="Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Objection!
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You may play this if anyone plays a card. Shout out loud "Objection!" and destroy the card that the player wanted to play. If that card was indestructible the player just takes it back on his hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=The One Ring
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put this card on a thing. That thing gets treated by your opponents as if it was removed from play. You can still use it as if its in play normally. It's immune to cards, which get cards back into the game.
|flavortext="[...]In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
|longtext=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Smeagol / Gollum
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As Smeagol:
'''Action & Thing:''' Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
 
If "The One Ring" gets played onto "Smeagol" it becomes "Gollum".
 
As Gollum:
'''Action:''' Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
|flavortext="My preciousssssss!"
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Settlers of Catan
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You can offer a card for trade.
|flavortext=Who gives me clay for a lamb?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Movietrailer
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Reveal a card from your hand. You can play that card in your next turn without paying for it.
|flavortext=Coming soon to a game near you!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Evil Scoop of Ice Cream
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" comes into play with 5 Melting counter on it. Remove one counter at the beginning of your turn. If there are 0 counters on it, destroy "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream".
 
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing or a player of your choice discards a card.
 
If "The Sun" is in play remove half of the counters on "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" rounded down.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Carpe Diem
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Carpe Diem" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Carpe Diem" all players can only play cards made by Wolfblut.
 
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing that's not made by Wolfblut.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wolfbluts Mother
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Wolfbluts Mother" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Wolfbluts Mother" all players can't play cards made by Wolfblut.
 
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing made by Wolfblut.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Drinking Mountain Dew
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You can play up to 2 things and 2 actions this turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=EDEKA
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search for "Drinking Mountain Dew" or "Carpe Diem" in the deck and take it on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Spider
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action:''' A thing of your choice can't use any of its abilities anymore. It's "cocooned" now.
 
'''Thing:''' Destroy a "cocooned" thing of your choice. You can prevent Spider from getting destroyed by doing this.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Broken Toilet
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Steal a card of you choice from the player who was on the toilet last of all players.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Team Rocket
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You can prevent the use of "Throw Pokeball".<br>'''Thing:''' You gain control of an opponents pokemon card in play.
|flavortext=Prepare for trouble!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Throw Pokeball
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Take an opponents thing on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=A complain to the police
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If someone wants to steal a card of you, you can play this card and steal a card of your opponent instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Toiletpaper Ninja
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action:''' Discard a card. An opponent of your choice discards 2 cards.
|flavortext=Well, well... Those Asians...
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=God
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=God gets all thing- and action-abilities of all other cards in play.
 
If an opponent destroys "God" you win the game.
|flavortext="[..]And god saw, that it was good.[...]" - Bible
 
//This card was inspired by [[user:Bucky|Buckys]] "Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection"//
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Everyone makes cards about rape, nazis and death... But who thinks about the children?!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If someone says "Shit", he/she discards a card.
If someone says "Fuck" or "FU", he/She looses the game.
If someone curses otherwise, he/she destroys one of his/her things.
|flavortext=//Inspired by ZTs "Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!"//
|longtitle=true
|longtext=oh yeah
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Fairplay
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Lay "Fairplay" on a thing of your choice. This thing now is controlled by every player.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.
|flavourtext=Originally made by [[user:ChippyYYZ|ChippyYYZ]]
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Teamwork
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw 5 cards. Discard 2 of them and show the rest of 'em to all players. An opponent of your choice chooses one of the remaining  cards which gets played by you immediately. Discard the remaining 2 cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Uh-oh...
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you draw this card play it as soons as possible. Every opponent can draw cards until they all reach their maximum hand sizes.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Two-Handed Sword
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You may not play cards.
 
You can destroy 1 thing every turn of yours other than Two-Handed Sword.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=T-Virus
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=T-Virus
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=We forgot the rules
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Everyone draws a card at the end of their turns instead of the beginning.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Land of Immortals
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Things cannot be destroyed, expect for "Land of Immortals".
|flavourtext: //Inspired by [[user:Bucky|Buckys]] "Land of Immortals".//
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Master of the Nothing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Bring back a card, which was removed from the game and shuffle it back into the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Bitchslap
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=An player of your choice skips his/her next turn.
|flavourtext: Make me a sandwich, bitch!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The girl, that sang the blues
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Blues Brothers related card. You can choose to play it now without paying for it or just add it to your hand and shuffle the others into the deck. 
|flavourtext: //Inspired by [[user:ChippyYYZ|ChippyYYZs]] "Girl Who Sang The Blues".//
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=A forgotten card idea
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=A thing in play of your choice is from now on considered blank until the end of the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Ladder Match
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control a wrestler and there a 5 climbing counters on Ladder Match you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wrestler
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action&Thing:''' Put 1 Climbing counter on Ladder Match.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Sheamus
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sheamus counts as a Wrestler.
'''Action&Thing:''' Put a Climbing counter on Ladder Match or destroy a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=That Wrestling-folding chair-bug
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As long as "That Wrestling-folding chair-bug" is in play, no one can win by "Ladder Match".
|flavourtext: Fuck you, Wolfblut!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Wolf
|type=Action/Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As an Action: Draw 4 cards and destroy a Thing you control.
As a Thing:
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing or take control of up to 3 Tokens.
|flavourtext: Inspired by [[user:Corrigans|Corrigan]] "Wolf".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Adolf Hitler
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put a 100-year counter on "Third Reich" and repeat this at the beginning of your turn.
 
If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Third Reich
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 100-year counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Happy Hitler Day
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search the deck for "Adolf Hitler" or "Third Reich" and take it on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" comes into play with 3 counters.
 
'''Action:''' Remove 1 counter of this card and poison a thing of your choice. The poisoned thing is destroyed in 5 rounds.
 
'''Thing:''' Sacrifice "Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" and destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=A game of "Lach dich schlapp"
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Remove 2 things of different players from the game for 3 rounds. After that that these players have to play "Stone, scissors, paper". The loosere destroys his thing. The winner gets his thing back in the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Hello Kitty
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
 
'''Action & Thing:''' If there is one opponent you gain control of a thing of your choice. If there are more than 1 opponent then destroy one thing of every opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Hello Kitty Tissues
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Hello Kitty Bubbles
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Nasty Girl
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Everyone becomes a nickname after the last thing they played. Everybody has to call the other players by their nicknames. If someone doesn't "Nasty Girl" gets destroyed and a random thing of that player gets detroyed.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Ditto
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Action: "Ditto" becomes a copy of a thing of your choice that is in play. It keeps this ability.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=You Activated My Trap Card
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=If someone would win the game play this card and you win instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card
 
|title=Chaos
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose one card of every opponents hand cards and let them discard those.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Cryogenic Sleep Chamber
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Your hand card maximum is raised by 3.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Shout the title out loud and draw 3 cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=You rot!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=You rot!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Spartakick
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Shout out loud the flavourtext and destroy a thng of your choice.
|flavortext=This is Sparta!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Pissfight
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Choose a thing of every player. Choose one of them randomly and it gets destroyed.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Leek
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Leek" to save it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Farfetch'd
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Farfetch'd" to save it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Farfetch'd-Soup
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sacrifice "Leek" and "Farfetch'd" to play this thing.
 
It comes into play with 5 filling counters on it. If any thing in play would be destroyed you can remove one filling counter of "Farfetch'd Soup" to save that thing. If there are no counters left you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Nerd
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Sausages
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice "The Nerd" to play this. Destroy up to 3 things of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=I feel sick.. I want a Pizza!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw up to 5 cards and discard the same amount of cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Antichrist
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Thing:''' A thing of your choice becomes unholy. It will be destroyed in 5 rounds and gets the following ability: "'''Thing&Action:''' Destroy a thing of your choice."
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Orgy
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Everyone gives everybody a card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=And he was a ninja...
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone would win play this card and destroy the winning key card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wingardium Leviosa
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Remove a card from the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Parapsychonormal
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw a card. Play a card with the backside up and lay "Parapsychonormal" onto an opponents thing. If that thing gets destroyed sacrifice "Parapsychonormal" and turn your card frontside up.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Kill it with fire!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=If you don't have an Iphone, you don't have an Iphone.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Gain control over a thing. You have to say the title out loud but instead of IPhone add the title of the card you wanna control.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Bear Grylls
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Bear Grylls" comes into play with 2 counters. When "Bear Grylls" comes into play choose what it will be:
 
Aggressive: Remove 1 counter and destroy 1 thing of your choice. You can do this anytime.
 
Defensive: Remove 1 counter and 1 thing of your choice are indestructible. You can do this anytime.
 
Creative: Remove 1 counter and search for 1 Action card of your choice from the deck and take it onto your hand. You can do this anytime.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Stealing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Stealing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Benny's butt
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action:''' Benny farts (Put 5 counters in play. Remove 1 of them at the beginning of your turn. If there are no counters left destroy a thing of your choice.)
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Yesterday.
|type=Reaction/Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=The last turn of every player will be resetted.
 
You can play this anytime.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Parasite
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Parasite
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Michael Jackson
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action&Thing:''' Remove "Michael Jackson" and 4 things of your choice from the game for 5 rounds.
If "Michael Jackson" is infected by the T-Virus you gain control of the chosen 4 things instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Slenderman
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action&Thing:''' Put 1 paranoid counter onto a thing of your choice. If there are 3 or more paranoid counter on 1 thing destroy that thing and put another paranoid counter onto another thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wooooops
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wooops
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Recycling
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw a card and put one on top of the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Droideka
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Acton:''' Droideka is indestructible for 1 round or destroy 1 thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Which leg is this?
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If someone says "Which leg is this?", "Whos leg is this?", "What the fuck" or "WTF" play this card immediately without paying for this. Even if it's not your turn.
 
Or else:
 
To play this card place it on one of your legs. Let an opponent guess on which leg this card is lying. If he guesses right, "Which leg is this?" just gets into the discard pile.
If he/she guesses wrong: Destroy 3 things of your choice or steal 3 cards of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Brainswap
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Brainswap
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Manipulation
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put a card from your hand on top of the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Deja vu
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=This card becomes a copy of the last played action when played.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Log out
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=A thing of your choice goes back on its controllers hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Timebomb
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Put a counter on it at the end of your turn. If there are 2 counters on this card its controller looses the game.
 
'''Action:''' Give this thing to another player. Remove all counters of it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Lick my ass! I'm going home.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Zombie Tsunami
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If this card wasn't played in this game before: The game starts new.
If this card was already played in this game: All cards in play go back to their controllers hands.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Goblin Breedingplace
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[NinjaWarrior
|text=Put 1 goblin token into play at the beginning of your turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Rainy Day
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=The next 2 rounds no one can play things.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Master Mind
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text='''Action:''' Draw a card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Farmerama
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search the deck for "Wolfbluts mother" and put it onto play.
|flavortext: WTF!? You married your own mother?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Health Insurance
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.
 
'''Sacrifice a thing:''' Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Tower of sodacans
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing is destroyed sacrifice "Tower of sodacans" and destroy 3 randomly chosen things in play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Lavender Town Syndrome
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Play this card onto a thing in play. If that thing would use an ability its controller has to flip a coin. If he/she looses the ability can't be played this time.
If the thing gets destroyedd bring it back into play under your control. It counts as a zombie.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Forced Exhibitionism
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=This card is not in a card sleeve at the beginning of the game.
If you play this card choose a card that's in this game and search for it. Take the chosen card out of its sleeve and use that sleeve for "Forced Exhibitionism". After that put the chosen card back where it was. If it was in the deck, shuffle it.
Return the sleeve after the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Hyperbeam
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Destroy up to 5 things of your choice. Skip your next turn if you don't control a pokemon card right now.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Louis
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If "Louis" is in play nothing can be destroyed until "Louis" gets destroyed.
|flavortext=Why? Because he camps on rooftop-edges at counterstrike!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The monk is way cooler than me!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Swap a thing in play you control with a thing in play an opponent controls.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Sexual-Harassment-Panda
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy "Pedobear", "Hypno" or "Bluedust".
 
'''Action:''' Prevent someone from taking control of somebody elses thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Porygons Lighting Apocalypse
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=All of the opponents thing which are in play while you play this card a considered blank and can't be sacrificed for 5 rounds.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Grim Reaper
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Thing:''' Put 5 counter on a thing of your choice. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. If all counters are removed destroy that thing. That things controller can skip 1 turn to remove all counters and save his/her thing from getting destroyed.
 
'''Action & Thing:''' Remove 1 thing of your choice from the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Pentagram
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search the deck for "Satan", "Antichrist" or "Grim Reaper" and put it in your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Konfuzius says no! Headshot!!
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing would be destroyed play this card, shout its title out loud and prevent the destroying.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Resurrection
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Zombification
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile (Except for "Alice"). That thing is considered a zombie (infected by the T-Virus).
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Hunter
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Whenever a Thing comes into play, put a counter on "Hunter". Remove 3 counter to destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Riddick
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Can't be the first thing in play.
 
Can't become a Necromonger.
 
'''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 2 things of your choice.
 
If Riddick is the only thing in play, you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Bounty Hunter
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search for "Riddick" in the deck and bring it into play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Teacup
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Teacup
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Sun
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Sun
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Darkness
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Darkness
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=I can smell the sea!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search for a card from the deck and take it on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Knife in, guts out
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=When it comes into play, choose an opponents thing. That thing is considered blank until it gets destroyed or taken back on its controllers hand. "Knife in, guts out" gets all of that thing abilities.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Followed Footsteps
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Play this on a thing of your choice. You gain 1 token at the beginning of your turn which is a copy of the chosen thing. If the chosen thing or "Followed Footsteps" gets destroyed, you don´t get more of thos tokens.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Heatwave
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sacrifice as many things as you want and destroy that many things of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Love The Decomposition
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=If a player is affected by "You rot!" this player discards all of his/her cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Alice
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Destroy all things that are infected by the T-Virus. Alice is immune to the T-Virus.
 
'''Action:''' Destroy all thing that are infected by the T-Virus.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wlad Bolscheff
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Thing:''' An opponent of your choice can't play things in his/her next turn.
 
'''Action:''' Play an additional thing.
 
'''Thing & Action:''' Destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Croatian Guy
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Create a new card and put it on your hand. (No card for playing "Matrix")
 
If you control "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" too sacrifice it to play "Matrix".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control "The Croatian Guy" too, sacrifice "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" to play "Matrix".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Matrix
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You have to control "The Croatian Guy" and sacrifice "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" to play "Matrix".
 
'''Action:''' Take control over a thing of your choice.
 
'''Thing:''' Destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Sacrificial Ritual
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sacrifice a thing and search the deck for a thing of your choice and put it in your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Chaos Control
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Your opponents skip their next turns.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
==The Cards==
|title=1/1 Goblin
'''There are 474 cards right now.'''
|type=Thing
<!-- Wolfblut: 89
|bgcolor=006
NinjaWarrior: 164
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
NinjaWookiee: 217 -->
|text=Play "1/1 Goblin" and "A New Era!" together and shout out loud "A new era begins! 1/1 Goblin!!".
Now choose one: Your opponents skip their next 3 turns or your opponents have to discard 3 cards or you steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.


Whatever you choose, do this: Flip 3 coins. If you win 3 times, you win the game.
:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]]
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dagobert Duck|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=An New Era!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Play "1/1 Goblin" and "A New Era!" together and shout out loud "A new era begins! 1/1 Goblin!!".
Now choose one: Your opponents skip their next 3 turns or your opponents have to discard 3 cards or you steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.


Whatever you choose, do this: Flip 3 coins. If you win 3 times, you win the game.
{{card|title=Coupon|type=Action|text=You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Shopping|type=Action|text=Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Slowking
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action & Thing:''' A thing of your choice looses its abilities for x rounds, where x is rolled with a 6-sided dice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Tommy-Gun Replica|type=Thing|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=You '''can''' kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Unicorn
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If "Unicorn" gets destroyed, all things you control at that point become indestructible.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Tokens everywhere|type=Action|text=You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.<br>If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.<br>If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=A Medical Wonder
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Discard "AIDS" or destroy 1 "Parasite".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Power Up!|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Recycling
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Discard all of your cards and draw as many as you discarded that way.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Yodeling Shark|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.<br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Scaredy-Cat
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=A thing of your choice gets taken back on its controllers hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Scar|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.<br>When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens:''' Destroy 1 living thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=BePrepared}}
|title=Flame-Swordsman, the travelling whore
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you have this card on your hand, you can't draw a card this turn.


'''Thing:''' Give someone else "Flame-Sowrdsman, the travelling whore".
{{card|title=Mr. Riechorgan|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}


This card can't be played like other things.
{{card|title=Slash|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=Welcome ToTheJunglee}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Token Concourse|type=Action|text=If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Spanish Accuracy
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a card would be played, you can play this card and throw a dice. The opponents thing doesn't come into play now, but comes into play after x turns where x is the rolled number.
|flavortext: Hijo de la puta!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Might of the Negros|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Masshysteria
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You win, if you control 10 or more non-token-things.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=I feel blue|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Repoman!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice a thing: Destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Hans Henning Holzhauer|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.<br>'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Ivan, the fire sea urchin
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If a thing would be destroyed you can play this card to save the thing from getting destroyed and destroy a thing of that player who wanted to destroy that thing instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|longtitle=Yes|title=The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears|type=Thing|text=You can play 1 additional action in your turn.<br>'''Action:''' Draw 2 cards.<br>'''Thing:''' You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=The Green Horror
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "The Green Horror" comes into play, place 8 goblin tokens under your control into play.  
Sacrifice 1 goblin token: Regenerate "The Green Horror" OR destroy a thing of your choice OR an opponent of your choice discards a card.
If there is no goblin token left, destroy "The Green Horror".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Archaeopteryx|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Strawberrymilk
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Strawberrymilk" is in play, "The Green Horror" doesn't have to be destroyed if there are no goblin tokens left.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Multiple Collision|type=Action|text=Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Marketplace
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Everyone draws 2 instead of 1 card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Atom Grenade|type=Action|text=When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Normal Blank Card
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Create a new card and shuffle it into the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Piss off!|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Special Blank Card
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Create a new card and place it into your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Pomegranate Treehouse|type=Thing - Location|text=Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Magic: The Gathering
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Copy a card of "Magic: The Gathering" and adjust it to Dvorak. For example change "Creature" and "Enchantment" to "Thing" or "Sorcery" and "Instant" to "Action".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Stingball Grenade|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice this:''' Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Satan
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action & Thing:''' A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand.


'''Action:''' An opponent of your choice discards a card of your choice.
{{card|title=Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yes|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yargh|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Warrior Princess
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Destroy a thing of your choice.


'''Action & Thing:''' Draw 1 card and destroy a card of your choice.
{{card|title=Giant Pet Hornet|type=Thing|text=Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)<br><br>'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bzzzz}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=I'm gonna roll 1 to 6|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
|title=Dr. Octaganopus
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone would play a thing you can play this card and destroy that thing. After that remove "Dr. Octaganopus" from the game and put 4 counters on it. If a thing is played remove 1 counter and destroy that thing. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Dr. Octaganopus" every player has to play a thing if possible.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Bob, the Cucumber|type=Thing|text=If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.<br>This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".<br>Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Cthulhus Eye
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Your opponents reveal their hand at all time.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' This round no player can win.<br>Every player can play the 2 following abilities: '''Action or Thing:''' The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.<br>'''Thing:''' 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
|title=Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Say the title out loud and remove 3 things of your choice and this card from the game. Skip your next turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Advertisement|type=Action|text=Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!}}
|title=Sex with furniture pieces. What do you think of that?
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[NinjaWarrior
|text=This card comes into play with 3 counters on it.
You may ask any player at any time any question. If he answers wrong you may choose:
Take control over a thing of your choice OR search the deck for a card and put it in your hand.
Whatever you choose, remove 1 counter for every question you ask for this card.
If there are no counters left, you can't use this ability anymore.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Planeswalker|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 5 HP counters.<br>'''Add 2 HP counters:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 4 HP counters:''' Take control over 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 10 HP counters:''' Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.<br>You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=hellyeah|flavortext=Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.}}
|title=Container of Destruction
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Put a counter on this card for every thing that gets destroyed. If there are 10 or more counter on "Container of Destruction" you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Jewish Genocide|type=Action|text=Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=FU!!!
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed, you can play this card and prevent it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=4 Times Amputated Policeman|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play this.<br>If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Freeze! You´re under arrest!}}
|title=Cthulhu
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Thing:''' A thing of your choice becomes a fishmen and you take control over it.


'''Action:''' Put a Shoggoth token into play with the ability: "Sacrifice 3 fishmen: Destroy 1 thing of your choice."
{{card|title=Selfdestruct|type=Action|text=You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.<br>Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Ambition|type=Thing|text=You have to win or you loose.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-If you don't win, my son, then...<br>-Then?<br>-You now what!<br>-No, I don't wanna get raped again!}}
|title=Such a goddamn owl...
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Look at the top 4 cards of the deck and put them back in the order of your choice.


Sacrifice this card: Prevent a thing from getting destroyed.
{{card|title=Honor as a Hat|type=Action|text=1 player of your choice has to make a hat out of paper, right "honor" on it and wear it as long as this card is in play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Restart|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone winning the game. The winning card gets restarted, meaning: All counterson it go back to their original number, cards that belong to the wining card get shuffled back into the deck and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who says, you can't see yourself die?}}
|title=Hatsune Miku
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Search the deck for another Vocaloid card and put it in your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=All In|type=Thing|text=If this thing is in play when someone wins the game, the loosers have to pay te winner 5 $.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Black Rock Shooter
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text="Hatsune Miku" can destroy 1 thing of your choice in your turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Illuminuts|type=Thing|text=You´re enemies stand no chance.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmm... Sweat berries... Have you slept enough, underaged boy?}}
|title=Old Spice
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose a thing. You gain control over that thing if its your turn.
|flavortext:Look at your husband, now look back at me, now look back at your husband again and now look back at me...
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Toot Braunstein|type=Thing|text=If you are eating something unhealthy in your turn, you can play up to 2 additional actions and up to 2 additional things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Cockroach Delivery Service
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Roll a dice if this comes into play.


At 1 and 2: Steal a randomly chosen card of an player of your choice.
{{card|title=Victim!|type=Thing|text=If you sacrifice a thing, put 1 counter on this cardd. Are there 8 or more counters on this card you win the game. If a thing of yours gets destroyed remove all counters from this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
At 3 and 4: Steal a card of your choice from a play of your choice.
At 5 and 6: Take a card of your choice from the discard pile and put it in your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Show Must Go On!|type=Thing|text=The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=This counts especially for '''YOU'', Wolfblut...}}
|title=A Branch
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If this card and "What's the difference between a swan?" are in play, that player that doesn't control any of those cards has to discard his/her cards and skip his/her next turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Afghanistan|type=Thing|text=Play this under control of an opponent of your choice. <br>You are your own enemy.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=What's the difference between a swan?
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If this card and "A Branch" are in play, that player that doesn't control any of those cards has to discard his/her cards and skip his/her next turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.<br>At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things<br>left on that thing, destroy it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=ya|longtitle=ya|flavortext=}}
|title=Samus Aran
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Samus Aran" would be destroyed you could skip your next turn to prevent it. If ii would be destroyed by "Pirates" you can't use that ability.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Boost Ball
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=You don't need to skip your next turn to prevent "Samus Aran" from getting destroyed.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Plasma Cannon
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Thing:''' "Samus Aran" can destroy 1 thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Powerbomb
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=You need to control "Samus Aran", "Boost Ball" and "Plasma Cannon" to play this card. Destroy all things in play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Pirates
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Skip your next turn: Destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=The Blues Brothers
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action:''' Do a concert and remove 1 thing of your choice from every opponent for 5 rounds from the game. You can use this ability every 5 rounds. 
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Nun
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=When "The Blues Brothers" do a concert put a 1000 $ counter on "The Blues Brothers". If there aren't 5 counters on it in 25 rounds, sacrifice "The Blues Brothers". If there are 5 counters in 25 rounds you win the game.
 
"Nun" can't be destroyed by unholy things.
 
If an opponent destroys one of your things, destroy one of his/her things too.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Police
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If the Blues Brothers qoute card is played, you can play "Police" and destroy every Blues Brothers related card in play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Jakes Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Destroy "The Blues Brothers" after 4 rounds.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Sunglasses
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Sunglasses" "The Blues Brothers" can use their ability every 3 rounds.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Bluesmobile
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Bluesmobile" you don't need to pay an action to use "The Blues Brothers" ability.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title="It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "The Blues Brothers", "Bluesmobile" and "Sunglasses" and you play this card, you win the game.
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Evolution
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Evolution" is in play for 15 rounds, you win the game.
"Evolution" can only be destroyed by "Head&Shoulders Shampoo".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Head&Shoulders Shampoo
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Destroy "Evolution".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Head&Shoulders Shampoo
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Destroy "Evolution".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Fire
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Evolution"s time in play to win gets halved and rounded down.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Lin Kagumire
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=This card counts as an Vocaloid.
 
If you control "Lin Kagumire" and "Ren Kagumire" you can remove 1 thing of your choice for 5 rounds once per turn of yours.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Ren Kagumire
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=This card counts as an Vocaloid.
 
If you control "Lin Kagumire" and "Ren Kagumire" you can remove 1 thing of your choice for 5 rounds once per turn of yours.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Benny
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Benny" counts as a player.
 
'''Action:''' Steal a card of your choice from an opponent of your choice.
'''Thing:''' Draw a card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Dog Food
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=This card comes into play with 3 counters. Remove 1 counter to double "Benny"s ability.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Absolver Thrull
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=When it comes into play, destroy a thing of your choice. If "Absolver Thrull" gets destroyed choose a thing. If that chosen thing gets destroyed, destroy another thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Confuse Ray
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Comes into play under the control of an player of your choice. For the next 5 rounds the chosen player has to throw a dice at the beginning of his/her turn.
1: Nothing happens.
2: The chosen player skips his turn.
3: Nothing happens.
4: The chosen player discards a card.
5: The chosen player sacrifices a thing except for "Confuse Ray".
6: Nothing happens.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Psyducks Headache
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice "Psyducks Headache" in 5 rounds. If you do, destroy 1 thing from every opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Telefalling
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed or someone else would take control over it you can play this card and prevent that.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Mario Party 8 Asshole
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Destroy 1 thing of every opponent and steal a card from every opponent. You can add a counter or remove a counter from a card under your control.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Jackass
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone discovers that you have "Jackass" on your hand, that player chooses either if you discard all cards or destroy all of your things. "Jackass" can't be played.
If "Jackass" was discovered or would be discarded shuffle it into the deck instead. It can't be discarded if you have to many hand cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Nincada
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you have exactly 5 things for 1 round, sacrifice ""Nincada and put "Shedinja" into play under your control. Doesn't work, if "Shedinja" is already in play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Shedinja
|type=Thing?
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=This card is never in the deck. Every time someone plays a pokemon card put a counter on "Shedinja". If there are 6 counter or more on "Shedinja" you win the game. "Shedinja" can only be destroyed by pokemon cards. If someone plays "Toxic" on "Shedinja" it's destroyed immediately. If "Shedinja" gets destroyed, remove it from the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Icecold Hand
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=There is no hand card maximum for you.
|flavortext=Can he drive a car?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Curse
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice halve of your things. Curse that many things of your choice. The cursed things get destroyed after 4 rounds. There are no exceptions and it can't be prevented.
|flavortext= Go Haunter, Curse Attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Flamethrower
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number, destroy a thing of your choice. If it's an uneven number, a thing of yours gets destroyed in 5 rounds.
|flavortext= Go Caterpie, Flamethrower!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Blunder
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone would play a thing or an action you can play this card. That player has to throw 2 6 sided dice.
 
2-4: Weapon destroyed (That thing/action gets neutralized)
5-7: Weapon damaged (If that player wants to use the cards ability he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's uneven, he/she can't use the ability this time.)
8-10: Fellow hit (One randomly chosen thing of that player gets destroyed.)
11-12: Fail (That players card gets taken back on his/her hand.)
|flavortext= The black eye sees everything!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=7 is definitely more than 3
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=You win if you control exactly 7 things and another player controls 3 things.
|flavortext=7 years manufacturer's warranty on the fact, that you win with this card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Groundhog Day
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose 1 of your things. That thing gets returned to your hand at the end of your turns. If you don't play that chosen thing in one turn, "Groundhog Day"s effect is disabled.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=60 seconds left...
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Play under the control of any players control. You have 1 minute to do your turn. If you don't end your turn in 1 minute, you loose.
 
'''Skip your next turn:''' Put his card under another players control.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Mom, he touched me!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Can't be played.
 
If one of your opponents touches this card say "Haha" and discard this card. That player skips his/her next 2 turns.
 
If that player was supposed to steal a card from you, he/she doesn't.
|flavortext= Thievery and rape isn't worth it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Prostitution
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=A thing of your choice can be put under any players control if that player sacrifices 1 thing.
|flavortext= This line is a synonyme.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Flea Market Guys
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Put as many things as you want from the discard pile in your hand. Discard the same amount of cards.
|flavortext= The good things lie in the basement.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Blizzard
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=An opponent of your choice becomes frozen and skips his/her next 3 turns. That opponent can't be the target for any things abilities or actions as long as he/she is frozen.
|flavortext= Go Spheal, blizzard attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=PP Up
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search the deck for a pokemon card and put it in your hand.
|flavortext= Just the best for your pokemon!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Revive
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search the discard pile for a pokemon thing card and put it in your hand.
|flavortext= Your pokemon has no energy left? - Yes.
Your pokemon is'nt dead but you want to revive it anyway? - Yes.
Well then just go to Sister Joy for free. - No.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Delibird
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=At the beginning of your turn, choose a player. That player has to throw a 6 sided die.
 
That player...
 
'''1:''' ...draws an additional card at the beginning of..
'''2:''' ...can't play a thing in...
'''3:''' ...can't play an action in...
'''4:''' ...can play an additional thing and an additional action in...
'''5: '''...skips...
'''6: '''...doesn't draw any cards in...
 
...his/her next turn.
|flavortext= A present for you. But it's NOT a mogwai!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The ordinary body part collecting janitor
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action:''' Choose a things ability. That things looses the chosen ability. Put 1 counter on "The ordinary body part collecting janitor". If there are 5 counter or more on it and on "Pro Killer" as well search the deck for "Parking Garage" and put it into your hand.
|flavortext= And an ordinary day.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Pro Killer
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Thing:''' Destroy a thing of your choice. It can't be prevented. Put a counter on "Pro Killer". If there are 5 counter or more on it and on "The ordinary body part collecting janitor" as well search the deck for "Parking Garage" and put it into your hand.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Parking Garage
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=You have to sacrifice "Pro Killer" and "The ordinary body collecting janitor" to play this card. At the beginning of your turn choose an opponent and say a card title. If that player has the called card in his/her hand put 1 counter on "Parking Garage". If there are 5 counters on "Parking Garage", you win the game.
|flavortext="Lifestyle". Know your opponents.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Max Revive
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Put 1 thing of your choice back in the game from the discard pile. If it's a pokemon card, put "Max Revive" back in your hand.
|flavortext=A: Uhm, we have a question. Is it right, that you have to insert it into the rectum?
B: Yep, that's right.
----------------------------
Totally new! Max Revive!
And to make sure you buy this from us, we scattered them all over the world!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=HP Up
|type=Reaction
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If a thing of yours would be destroyed you can play this card to prevent it. If it was a pokemon card you saved, take "HP Up" back in your hand.
|flavortext=Treat your pokemon with respect. Get 'em up!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Thunder
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=An opponent of your turn is paralyzed. At the beginning of that players next 5 turns, he/she has to throw a 6 sided die. If it's an even number he has to skip that turn.
|flavortext=Go Elektross, thunder attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Butterfly Effect
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Indestructible.
 
If a thing gets destroyed all cards in the discard pile and in all players hands get shuffled into the deck. All things in play get moved to the right player. At the beginning of their turns every player draws as many cards as he/she had before. It's the turn of the player, who destroyed that thing now.
Put "Butterfly Effect" into the discard pile if this happens.
|flavortext=Just one wing beat and...
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Sacrifice a thing:''' Lay an opponents thing of your choice onto this card. You can do this once per turn.
 
If there lay 6 things on this card you win the game. If "Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!" gets destroyed, the players get their things back.
|flavortext=They never get more than 6 viewers.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wheel of fortune
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=A thing of your choice changes its controller at the end of every turn as long as "Wheel of fortune" is in play.
|flavortext="The peoples luck doesn't lie in the freedom, it lies in the '''takeover''' of a duty." - André Gide
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Cleaning Devils
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose as many things as you want which go back on their controllers hands. Their controllers have to discard the same amount of cards.
|flavortext=Hell has to be clean too.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Chosen One
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Only you can win this game.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Toxic
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=An opponent of your choice is poisoned for 3 rounds.
 
At the beginning of that opponents turn he/she has to sacrifice 1 thing or discard 1 card.
 
You can't sacrifice or discard: "Aids"/"Flame-Swordsman, the travelling whore"/"Jackass"/"Parasite"/"Confuse Ray"/"60 seconds left..."
|flavortext=Go Trubbish, toxic attack!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=5 dozen eggs
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Mix the fuck out of 'em
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text="5 dozen eggs" are considered to be "mixed" now.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=PENIS!!!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=You have to sacrifice the mixed "5 dozen eggs" to play this card. Destroy all of the opponents things, ignoring indestructibility.
|flavortext=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
| title = Hypnotoad
| longtitle =
| text = Hypnotoad counts as a player.
 
If Hypnotoad comes into play, all things that are in play right now are now controlled by Hypnotoad.
 
If Hypnotoad gets destroyed or eliminated from the game, destroy all things which were under its control.
 
Hypnotoad can't be send back on any hand or removed from the game.
 
Nobody can't win while Hypnotoad is in play.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = All glory to the Hypnotoad!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Dishman
| longtitle =
| text = '''Thing:''' Put a saucer, cup, fork, spoon, knife or anything dish related on a thing. That thing is considered blank, it can't be sacrificed, it can't be send back on any hand, it's indestructible and it can't be removed from the game.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{card|title=Narwhal's Sword|type=Thing|bgcolor=007|creator=NinjaWookiee|text=When Narwhal's Sword enters play, bring 5 Narwhal tokens into play with the ability "If a Narwhal gets destroyed, destroy 1 thing.". If there are no Narwhal tokens left, destroy Narwhal's Sword.
When Narwhal's Sword leaves play, destroy all Narwhal tokens.
<BR>'''Action and Thing:  '''Destroy target Thing.<BR><BR>| longtext = true}}
 
{{Card
| title = Gay Zombie Midget Porn
| longtitle =
| text = Choose 2 things in play. Those 2 things are additionally considered to be zombies. If one of them gets destroyed, destroy the other too.
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Lobo
| longtitle =
| text = "Lobo" is indestructible.
 
'''Action:''' Discard a card and destroy 1 thing of your choice.
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = It's time to frag!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Shotgun
| longtitle =
| text = "Shotgun" comes into play with 2 ammunition tokens.
 
'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 ammunition token and destroy 1 thing of your choice.
 
'''Skip your next turn:''' Bring 2 ammunition tokens into play.
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Lucid Dream
| longtitle =
| text = Look at the hand of an opponent of your choice. Choose up to 2 cards which that opponent has to play at his/her next turn.
You choose everything if the cards call for choices.
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = The Mask
| longtitle =
| text = '''Action:''' Equip 1 thing with "The Mask". The equipped thing now is indestructible and gets the ability: "'''Thing:''' Destroy a thing."
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Sssssmokin'!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Glitch in the Matrix
| longtitle =
| text = All things in play move to the right. Everyone gives his hand cards to the player on his/her left.
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Those goddamn bugs.
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Spider-Man
| longtitle =
| text = If "Spider" is in play, when this comes into play, take control over it.
 
'''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice is considered "cocooned". "Cocooned" things can't use abilities.
'''Thing:''' Search the deck for "Spider" and bring it into play under your control.
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Dirty dishes, beware for the Dishman!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
 
{{Card
| title = Lugia
| longtitle =
| text = When "Lugia" comes into play take control over 1 thing from every opponent. When "Lugia" gets destroyed/sacrificed, those things go back under their former players control.
If "Lugia" moves to the discard pile shuffle it in the deck.
 
'''Special Rule if you listen to music while playing: '''If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Did you see Pokémon 2? Lugia truly is Jesus as a pokemon.
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
 
{{Card
| title = Running against the open door
| longtitle =
| text = Play as an answer to someone winning the game. Destroy the winning key card and 1 additional thing of your choice from that player.
If the key card is indestructible move it to its controllers hand.
| longtext = false
| type = Reaction
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Raptor Jesus
| longtitle =
| text = Bring 3 "Holy Raptor" tokens into play.
 
'''Sacrifice 1 "Holy Raptor" token:''' Destroy 1 thing. (Use this ability not more than once per turn.)
 
'''Action:''' Bring 1 "T-Rex" token into play with the ability "Action: Destroy 1 thing.".
| longtext = false
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Welcome to the High Hoof
| longtitle =
| text = Draw 2 cards.
 
Bring 1 "Book" token into play with the ability: "Your hand maximum is increased by 2."
| longtext = false
| type = Action
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =  
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Kill the Quizmaster
| longtitle =
| text = Play as a reaction to a reaction or as a reaction to someone asking any question. The player that played the other reaction or asked the question has to discard his/her entire hand.
| longtext = true
| type = Reaction
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = I want my money NOW!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Random card title here
| longtitle =
| text = Every player writes down 1 word. Those words become this cards title.
 
2 or more words start with same letter = "Action: Destroy 1 thing"
 
2 or more words end with same letter = "Thing: Draw 1 card"
 
2 or more words have same amount of letters = Indestructible
 
If all of those words start with the same letter, end with the same letter and have the same amount of letters, you win the game.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = What the fuck is that?
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Shithead
| longtitle =
| text = Every living and/or undead thing of yours gets the ability: "Thing OR Action: Put 1 poop token into play."
 
 
'''Action and Thing:''' Destroy up to n things of your choice, where n is the amount of poop tokens you have.
| longtext =
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext = Oh shit!
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Money rules the world
| longtitle =
| text = Bring 15 Money tokens into play.
 
'''Action & Give 5 Money tokens to a player of your choice:''' Take control over 1 chosen players thing.
 
Once per round you can give any player control over 1 of your things to get 4 Money tokens.
| longtext =
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Master of Day / Master of Night
| longtitle =
| text = From 20 O'clock to 5:59 this card is "Master of Night":
'''Action:''' Draw 1 card.
<br>'''Thing:''' 1 thing of your choice is indestructible as long as this card is in play.
 
From 6 O'clock to 19:59 this card is "Master of Day":<br>'''Action:''' Bring 1 card of your choice from the discard pile into play under your control. <br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.
| longtext = true
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}
 
{{Card
| title = Messies
| longtitle =
| text = For every non-token-thing that gets destroyed all opponents get 1 Trash token.
Every player with 1 or more trash tokens can't play Thing-cards.
Every player can discard 1 card anytime to destroy 1 trash token.
| longtext =
| type = Thing
| bgcolor = 006
| cornervalue =
| image =
| imgback =
| flavortext =
| creator = [[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
| minicard =
}}


{{card|title=S.W.A.T. Team
{{card|title=Harakiri|type=Reaction|text=You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.<br>Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-HARAKIRI!<BR>-Why?<br>-Dunno. I just feel like it.}}
|type=Action|
text=You get: 4 Red Team Member tokens with the ability: "Sacrifice to save 1 of your things from getting destroyed by an opponent and destroy 1 thing from that opponent." '''&''' 4 Blue Team Member tokens with the ability: "Sacrifice to save 1 of your things from getting destroyed by an opponent and choose 1 hand card from that opponent which he/she discards." '''&''' 1 Leader token with the ability: "Can't be send back to any hand or removed from the game. If this token gets destroyed/sacrificed, sacrifice all of your Team Member tokens."
|flavortext=Freeze! Put your hands up and get on the floor!  


|creator=NinjaWookiee
{{card|title=Mass Orgy|type=Thing|text=Indestructible.<br>Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.<br>Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=YA|flavortext=Oh Yeah!}}
|longtext = Goddamn fuckin true
|bgcolor=006}}


{{card
{{card|title=Death to all Firstborn|type=Action|text=Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Everyone hates the firstborn.}}
|title=Looks okay
|type=Action
|text=Choose a player. If that player has at least one reaction card on his/her hand, he/she has to say "Looks okay". If he/she does you guess how many reaction cards are on his/her hand. If you guessed right he/she has to reveal all of them and can't play them. (They're considered blank until they leave his hand.)
|flavortext="So? How does it look?" - "Looks okay." - (Get attacked) - "How does it look now?" - (Short silence) - "Looks okay." -- Riddick


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Flashmob|type=Thing|text=If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.<br>If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|longtext = TRUE
|bgcolor=006}}


{{card
{{card|title=Rusty Shit|type=Thing|text=Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=-How can shit rust?<br>-Never ask that again!!}}
|title=The Dvorak-Gang
|type=Thing
|text=To play this card everyone has to have at least 3 things. Every player chooses 1 thing of his/hers. It's considered to be the leader. If the leader gets destroyed, its controller is eliminated. The leader can only be destroyed, if its controller doesn't have any other things left (except for this card).


If there is just 1 player left that player wins the game.
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|flavortext=
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{{card|title=Pokémon Everywhere|type=Action|text=Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!<br>A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Dictator 1|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who eats kangaroomeat?}}
|title=Summoning Magician
|type=Thing
|text='''Sacrifice 1 thing:''' Play a card that would usually need a special condition or bring back a card that was removed from the game back into play.
|flavortext=


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Risk 1|type=Thing|text=You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Dictator 2|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Under my control only the Jews get censored.}}
|title=The Broken Toaster
|type=Action
|text=Choose 1 thing of yours. 1 player of your choice takes control over the chosen thing.
|flavortext=What's worse than an apocalypse?


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Risk 2|type=Thing|text=You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking movie and game censoring...}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Dictator 3|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=I eat dogs raw.}}
|title=Wisdom
|type=Thing
|text=Look at the top 4 deck cards and put them back in any order.  


'''Thing:''' Look at the top 4 deck cards and put them back in any order.
{{card|title=Risk 3|type=Thing|text=You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Dogmeat.}}


Instead of drawing 1 card at the beginning of your turn, draw 2 cards and discard 1 card.
{{card|title=Dictator 4|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Yes, we can!}}
|flavortext =  
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{{card
{{card|title=Risk 4|type=Thing|text=You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking porn censoring.}}
|title=...shut the fuck up
|type=Thing
|text=Choose 1 player. If he/she talks, he/she is eliminated. Coughing and sneezing is allowed.
Moaning, grunting etc. isn't allowed.
|flavortext=


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Dictator 5|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 5" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Risk 5|type=Thing|text=You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=42
|type=Thing
|text=Start counting everything related to the game. Rounds, destroyed things, played things/actions, drawn cards, etc.


You win if anything happened 42 times.  
{{card|title=Dictator 6|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=AIDS? I don't care.}}
|flavortext=The answer is: 42! That task was fuckin' hard.


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Risk 6|type=Thing|text=You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... AIDS.}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Dictator 7|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!}}
|title=Pacifism
|type=Thing
|text=If no thing is destroyed for 10 rounds you win. That player that destroys "Pacifism" is eliminated.
|flavortext=


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Risk 7|type=Thing|text=You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Martyr.}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Missed|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying something. Instead that thing gets indestructible.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Who turns the wheel?
|type=Thing
|text=Turn this card 90 degrees around at the beginning of your turn. If this card was turn around 2 times entirely you win the game.


If this card would be destroyed, but isn't right around just turned it 90 degrees back instead.
{{card|title=Refund|type=Thing|text=Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|flavortext=This isn't even a wheel!


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=88 mm Gun|type=Thing|text='''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Create 1 ammunition box token with the ability: "'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing."|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Bouncy Ball|type=Thing|text=If this would be destroyed it changes its controller randomly instead.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Shit on your hands...
|type=Action
|text=Draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=...can smell good too.


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Neural Interface|type=Thing|text=1 player of your choice reveals his hand at all time.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|longtext =  
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{{card
{{card|title=Kamikaze Cheese Aviator|type=Action|text=Destroy exactly 3 things.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Shit on your hands...
|type=Action
|text=Draw 2 cards.
|flavortext=...can smell good too.


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Blinding|type=Action|text=1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Ant Lion|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, choose which ability it shall get: Every 3rd thing that comes into play, gets destroyed OR Destroy 1 token of you choice at the beginning of your turn.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Gods hand
|type=Action
|text=Bring back a card thats removed from the game and put it in your hand.
|flavortext=


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Ahoge|type=Action|text=1 thing of your choice which has hair, becomes indestructible until it leaves play.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|longtext =  
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{{card
{{card|title=Morphing Slime|text='''Thing & Action:''' Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps '''this''' ability.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=Gods hand
|type=Action
|text=Bring back a card thats removed from the game and put it in your hand.
|flavortext=


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=The Tournament|type=Action/Thing|text=Choose 15 to 30 things from the deck and/or discard pile, which can destroy things. Distribute these cards by random to all the players. These cards count like the players hand without limits and you can play the cars for free. Players also can pay 1 thing to make another player play a thing of your choice.<br>The last player that controls 1 thing, wins the game.<br>There is a timelimit for all of this: x+5 rounds, where x is the number of chosen things. If there are more than 1 things left after the time is over, put them all on the discard pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=bla|flavortext=}}
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{{card
{{card|title=Wesley Snpies with 3 Penises|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, choose what this card becomes: <br>Blade with the abilites: "Indestructible. '''Thing:''' Take control over 1 zombie.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Take control over 1 thing."<br>Simon Phoenix with the abilites:"'''Action:''' Destroy 1 randomly chosen thing except for this card. It can't be prevented.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>Comes into play with 2 HP counters. If this would be destroyed, remove 1 HP counter instead."<br>John Cutter with the abilities: "'''Thing/Action:''' Prevent some thing from getting destroyed."<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Choose another form.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=Y|flavortext=}}
|title=Bomb Attack!
|type=Action
|text=Rip a cardlike piece of paper into pieces and throw it into the air. All things that get touched by at least one piece of paper get destroyed.
|flavortext="Did France invent anything?" - "Uhm... Bomb Attack!"


|creator=NinjaWarrior
{{card|title=Mutation|type=Action|text=Choose 1 thing. At the beginning of your turn, put 1 Mutation counter on that thing. That thing gets the ability: "'''Action:''' Destroy x things, where x is the amount of Mutation counters on this card."<br>When there are 4 or more Mutation counters on that card, sacrifice it.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
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Latest revision as of 19:24, 27 November 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300

Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

The Cards

There are 474 cards right now.

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400
Dagobert Duck
Thing
When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Coupon
Action
You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shopping
Action
Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tommy-Gun Replica
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tokens everywhere
Action
You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.
If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.
If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Power Up!
Action
Draw 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Yodeling Shark
Thing
Action: 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Scar
Thing
When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mr. Riechorgan
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Slash
Thing
Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.
You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.
You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Token Concourse
Action
If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Might of the Negros
Action
If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
I feel blue
Action
If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hans Henning Holzhauer
Thing
You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Archaeopteryx
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Multiple Collision
Action
Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Atom Grenade
Action
When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Piss off!
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pomegranate Treehouse
Thing - Location
Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.
Action: Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Stingball Grenade
Thing
Sacrifice this: Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Giant Pet Hornet
Thing
Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)

Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
I'm gonna roll 1 to 6
Thing
At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bob, the Cucumber
Thing
If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.
This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".
Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack
Thing
Action: This round no player can win.
Every player can play the 2 following abilities: Action or Thing: The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.
Thing: 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Advertisement
Action
Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.
[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Planeswalker
Thing
Comes into play with 5 HP counters.
Add 2 HP counters: Destroy 1 thing.
Remove 4 HP counters: Take control over 1 thing.
Remove 10 HP counters: Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.
You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.
Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Jewish Genocide
Action
Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.
Card by NinjaWarrior
4 Times Amputated Policeman
Thing
You don't have to pay to play this.
If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.
Freeze! You´re under arrest!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Selfdestruct
Action
You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.
Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.
Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ambition
Thing
You have to win or you loose.
-If you don't win, my son, then...
-Then?
-You now what!
-No, I don't wanna get raped again!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Honor as a Hat
Action
1 player of your choice has to make a hat out of paper, right "honor" on it and wear it as long as this card is in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Restart
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone winning the game. The winning card gets restarted, meaning: All counterson it go back to their original number, cards that belong to the wining card get shuffled back into the deck and so on.
Who says, you can't see yourself die?
Card by NinjaWarrior
All In
Thing
If this thing is in play when someone wins the game, the loosers have to pay te winner 5 $.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Illuminuts
Thing
You´re enemies stand no chance.
Hmm... Sweat berries... Have you slept enough, underaged boy?
Card by NinjaWarrior
Toot Braunstein
Thing
If you are eating something unhealthy in your turn, you can play up to 2 additional actions and up to 2 additional things.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Victim!
Thing
If you sacrifice a thing, put 1 counter on this cardd. Are there 8 or more counters on this card you win the game. If a thing of yours gets destroyed remove all counters from this card.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Show Must Go On!
Thing
The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.
This counts especially for 'YOU, Wolfblut...
Card by NinjaWarrior
Afghanistan
Thing
Play this under control of an opponent of your choice.
You are your own enemy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.
At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things
left on that thing, destroy it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Harakiri
Reaction
You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.
Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.
-HARAKIRI!
-Why?
-Dunno. I just feel like it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Mass Orgy
Thing
Indestructible.
Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.
Thing & Action: Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.
Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.
Oh Yeah!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Death to all Firstborn
Action
Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.
Everyone hates the firstborn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Flashmob
Thing
If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.
If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Rusty Shit
Thing
Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.
-How can shit rust?
-Never ask that again!!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ling Ling
Thing
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▲bgfsvA°vfsvgfcgf¸fgcs`vfhvifrn ggnscnnlcfecl&¹→vfjiscknfusnf¡

85↔fhsnchf
That means something like: Thing: Destroy 1 thing. It can't be prevented.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pokémon Everywhere
Action
Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.
Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!
A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 1
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.
Who eats kangaroomeat?
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 1
Thing
You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 2
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.
Under my control only the Jews get censored.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 2
Thing
You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Fucking movie and game censoring...
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 3
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.
I eat dogs raw.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 3
Thing
You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... Dogmeat.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 4
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.
Yes, we can!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 4
Thing
You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Fucking porn censoring.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 5
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 5" and play it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 5
Thing
You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 6
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.
AIDS? I don't care.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 6
Thing
You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... AIDS.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 7
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.
Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 7
Thing
You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... Martyr.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Missed
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying something. Instead that thing gets indestructible.
Card by Wolfblut
Refund
Thing
Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".
Card by Wolfblut
88 mm Gun
Thing
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Action & Thing: Create 1 ammunition box token with the ability: "Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing."
Card by Wolfblut
Bouncy Ball
Thing
If this would be destroyed it changes its controller randomly instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Neural Interface
Thing
1 player of your choice reveals his hand at all time.
Card by Wolfblut
Kamikaze Cheese Aviator
Action
Destroy exactly 3 things.
Card by Wolfblut
Blinding
Action
1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ant Lion
Thing
When this comes into play, choose which ability it shall get: Every 3rd thing that comes into play, gets destroyed OR Destroy 1 token of you choice at the beginning of your turn.
Card by Wolfblut
Ahoge
Action
1 thing of your choice which has hair, becomes indestructible until it leaves play.
Card by Wolfblut
Morphing Slime
Thing
Thing & Action: Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps this ability.
Card by Wolfblut
The Tournament
Action/Thing
Choose 15 to 30 things from the deck and/or discard pile, which can destroy things. Distribute these cards by random to all the players. These cards count like the players hand without limits and you can play the cars for free. Players also can pay 1 thing to make another player play a thing of your choice.
The last player that controls 1 thing, wins the game.
There is a timelimit for all of this: x+5 rounds, where x is the number of chosen things. If there are more than 1 things left after the time is over, put them all on the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wesley Snpies with 3 Penises
Thing
When this comes into play, choose what this card becomes:
Blade with the abilites: "Indestructible. Thing: Take control over 1 zombie.
Action & Thing: Take control over 1 thing."
Simon Phoenix with the abilites:"Action: Destroy 1 randomly chosen thing except for this card. It can't be prevented.
Thing & Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Comes into play with 2 HP counters. If this would be destroyed, remove 1 HP counter instead."
John Cutter with the abilities: "Thing/Action: Prevent some thing from getting destroyed."
Thing & Action: Choose another form.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Mutation
Action
Choose 1 thing. At the beginning of your turn, put 1 Mutation counter on that thing. That thing gets the ability: "Action: Destroy x things, where x is the amount of Mutation counters on this card."
When there are 4 or more Mutation counters on that card, sacrifice it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
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