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Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!
Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!


==Our own dvorak deck==
=Our own dvorak deck=
 
Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English).
If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious.
Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them.
And the most important thing: '''DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!'''
 
The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This can be important.
If a card is grey, then it is because I don't know right now what color it is.
Some of this cards I'm adding by memory because the real cards aren't near me right now.
 
 
I'm just starting. There are A LOT more cards to come.
 
 
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| date=July 2011 - onward
| date=July 2011 - onward
| players=2+
| players=2+
| status=Unfinished
| status=UnfinishedPlayable
}}
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Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English).
If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious.
Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them.
And the most important thing: '''DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!'''


{{Card
The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.
|title=Giant Enemy Crab
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Your Opponents can't win, while "Giant Enemy Crab" is in play.
 
"Giant Enemy Crab" comes into play with 6 HP counter. If it's gonna be destroyed just remove 1 HP counter instead. If all counters are removed, destroy "Giant Enemy Crab".
 
Everyone can discard 2 cards to remove 2 HP counter.
|flavortext=Attack his weak point for massive damage.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Shit stain on toilet? Blast it with piss.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Discard a card and destroy a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=A dead baby stuffed full of heroin in your moms car
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Lay this card under a thing of your choice. If that chosen thing is destroyed, removed from the game or send back to its controllers hand, its controller discards all cards.
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Pedobear
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Pedobear comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|flavortext="I, I, I like little girls! They make me feel so good!" - Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Hypno
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Hypno comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|flavortext="It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." - Pokemon FireRed Pokedex Entry
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Bluedust
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=When Bluedust comes into play, choose an opponents thing. You control the chosen thing now. Put 3 tokens on the chosen thing and remove one of it at the beginning of your turn. I f there aren't any tokens left, destroy the chosen thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Meeting spot: NinjaWookiees basement
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control Pedobear, Hypno and Bluedust play this card and you win the game.
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Ufoporno
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=Shout out loud "Ufoporno!". Choose one thing of every player in the game and give every player one of them randomly chosen back.
|flavortext=Ufopornooooooo!!!!!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Roll of Toilet Paper
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWookiee
|text=If someone plays a thing you can play this (even if it's not your turn) and put it under the gamers control into play. He/she has to take the thing he/she wanted to play back then.
|flavortext=I've got something way better for you.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Wolfbluts salivary filaments
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=3 things of your choice now are "sticking together". If one of them becomes destroyed, destroy the others too.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=DVD-Collection
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control 6 or more movie inspired cards you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Sevicke Power
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Every turn put 1 counter on "Sevicke Power". If there are 5 counter on it you win the game.
 
"Sevicke Power" is immune to the T-Virus.
 
If "Sevicke Power" gets destroyed, destroy 5 things.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Simon Stoodowitz
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Action: Be cool (This ability can be played at every time)
 
'''Thing:''' Remove "Simon Stoodowitz" from the game and put 1 career counter on it at the beginning of your turn. I fthere are 10 career counter on it, you win the game. If 8 things were played put "Simon Stoodowitz" back into play and remove all counters.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Holy Heater
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Holy Heater" is immune to the T-Virus.
 
Lay 1 heat counter on "Holy Heater" at the beginning of your turn. If there are 5 heat counters on "Holy Heater" destroy every thing in play.
|flavortext="Holy Heater!" - NinjaWookiee
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Objection!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You may play this if anyone plays a card. Shout out loud "Objection!" and destroy the card that the played wanted to play. If that card was indestructible the player just takes it back on his hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=The One Ring
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put this card on a thing. That thing gets treated by your opponents as if it was removed from play. You can still use it as if its in play normally. It's immune to cards, which get cards back into the game.
|flavortext="[...]But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.[...]" - Galadriel
|longtext=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Smeagol / Gollum
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As Smeagol:
'''Action & Thing:''' Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
 
If "The One Ring" gets played onto "Smeagol" it becomes "Gollum".
 
As Gollum:
'''Action:''' Steal a card of your choice of an player of your choice.
|flavortext="My preciousssssss!"
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The Settlers of Catan
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You can offer a card for trade.
|flavortext=Who gives me clay for a lamb?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Movietrailer
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Reveal a card from your hand. You can play that card in your next turn without paying for it.
|flavortext=Coming soon to a game near you!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Evil Scoop of Ice Cream
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" comes into play with 5 Melting counter on it. Remove one counter at the beginning of your turn. If there are 0 counters on it, destroy "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream".
 
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing or a player of your choice discards a card.
 
If "The Sun" is in play remove half of the counters on "Evil Scoop of Ice Cream" rounded down.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Carpe Diem
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Carpe Diem" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Carpe Diem" all players can only play cards made by Wolfblut.
 
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing that's not made by Wolfblut.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wolfbluts Mother
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Wolfbluts Mother" comes in play with 3 counter. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. As long as there is at least 1 counter on "Wolfbluts Mother" all players can't play cards made by Wolfblut.
 
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing made by Wolfblut.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Drinking Mountain Dew
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You can play up to 2 things and 2 actions this turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=EDEKA
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search for "Drinking Mountain Dew" or "Carpe Diem" in the deck and take it on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Spider
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action:''' A thing of your choice can't use any of its abilities anymore. It's "cocooned" now.
 
'''Thing:''' Destroy a "cocooned" thing of your choice. You can prevent Spider from getting destroyed by doing this.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Broken Toilet
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Steal a card of you choice from the player who was on the toilet last of all players.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Team Rocket
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Thing:''' You gain control of an opponents pokemon card in play.
 
You can prevent the use of "Throw Pokeball".
|flavortext=Prepare for trouble!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Throw Pokeball
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Take an opponents thing on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=A complain to the police
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If someone wants to steal a card of you, you can play this card and steal a card of your opponent instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Toiletpaper Ninja
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action:''' Discard a card. An opponent of your choice discards 2 cards.
|flavortext=Well, well... Those Asians...
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=God
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=God gets all thing- and action-abilities of all other cards in play.
 
If an opponent destroys "God" you win the game.
|flavortext="[..]And god saw, that it was good.[...]" - Bible
 
//This card was inspired by [[user:Bucky|Buckys]] "Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection"//
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Everyone makes cards about rape, nazis and death... But who thinks about the children?!
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If someone says "Shit", he/she discards a card.
If someone says "Fuck" or "FU", he/She looses the game.
If someone curses otherwise, he/she destroys one of his/her things.
|flavortext=//Inspired by ZTs "Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?!"//
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Fairplay
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Lay "Fairplay" on a thing of your choice. This thing now is controlled by every player.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.
|flavourtext=Originally made by [[user:ChippyYYZ|ChippyYYZ]]
|longtitle=true
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Teamwork
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw 5 cards. Discard 2 of them and show the rest of 'em to all players. An opponent of your choice chooses one of the remaining  cards which gets played by you immediately. Discard the remaining 2 cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Uh-oh...
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you draw this card play it as soons as possible. Every opponent can draw cards until they all reaches their maximum hand sizes.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Two-Handed Sword
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=You may not play cards.
 
You can destroy 1 thing every turn of yours other than Two-Handed Sword.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=T-Virus
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=T-Virus
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Take control of an opponents thing of your choice. That thing now counts as a zombie and as unholy.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=We forgot the rules
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Everyone draws a card at the end of their turns instead of the beginning.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Land of Immortals
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Things cannot be destroyed, expect for "Land of Immortals".
|flavourtext: //Inspired by [[user:Bucky|Buckys]] "Land of Immortals".//
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Master of the Nothing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Bring back a card, which was removed from the game and shuffle it back into the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Bitchslap
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=An player of your choice skips his/her next turn.
|flavourtext: Make me a sandwich, bitch!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=The girl, that sang the blues
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal a Blues Brothers related card. You can choose to play it now without paying for it or just add it to your hand and shuffle the others into the deck. 
|flavourtext: //Inspired by [[user:ChippyYYZ|ChippyYYZs]] "Girl Who Sang The Blues".//
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=A forgotten card idea
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=A thing in play of your choice is from now on considered blank until the end of the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Ladder Match
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If you control a wrestler and there a 5 climbing counters on Ladder Match you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Wrestler
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action&Thing:''' Put 1 Climbing counter on Ladder Match.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Sheamus
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sheamus counts as a Wrestler.
'''Action&Thing:''' Put a Climbing counter on Ladder Match or destroy a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=That Wrestling-folding chair-bug
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As long as "That Wrestling-folding chair-bug" is in play, no one can win by "Ladder Match".
|flavourtext: Fuck you, Wolfblut!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
 
{{Card
|title=Wolf
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=As an Action: Draw 4 cards and destroy a Thing you control.
As a Thing:
'''Action:''' Destroy a thing or take control of up to 3 Tokens.
|flavourtext: Inspired by [[user:Corrigans|Corrigan]] "Wolf".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Adolf Hitler
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put a 100-year counter on "Third Reich" and repeat this at the beginning of your turn.
 
If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Third Reich
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If the "Third Reich" reaches 1000 years (10 100-year counters) and you control Adolf Hitler you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Happy Hitler Day
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search the deck for "Adolf Hitler" or "Third Reich" and take it on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text="Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" comes into play with 3 counters.
 
'''Action:''' Remove 1 counter of this card and poison a thing of your choice. The poisoned thing is destroyed in 5 rounds.
 
'''Thing:''' Sacrifice "Rotten Peanutbutter-Jelly-Sandwich" and destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=A game of "Lach dich schlapp"
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Remove 2 things of different players from the game for 3 rounds. After that that these players have to play "Stone, scissors, paper". The loosere destroys his thing. The winner gets his thing back in the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
 
{{Card
|title=Hello Kitty
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
 
'''Action & Thing:''' If there is one opponent you gain control of a thing of your choice. If there are more than 1 opponent then destroy one thing of every opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
'''All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.'''
|title=Hello Kitty Tissues
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
==Special Rules==
|title=Hello Kitty Bubbles
1. A zombie/undead counts as '''T-Virus''' infected and as unholy.  
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If you control "Hello Kitty", "Hello Kitty Tissues" and "Hello Kitty Bubbles" you win the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
2. '''T-Virus''' infected things can't be infected by the '''T-Virus''' again.
|title=Nasty Girl
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Everyone becomes a nickname after the last thing they played. Everybody has to call the other players by their nicknames. If someone doesn't "Nasty Girl" gets destroyed and a random thing of that player gets detroyed.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.
|title=Ditto
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Action: "Ditto" becomes a copy of a thing of your choice that is in play. It keeps this ability.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.
|title=You Activated My Trap Card
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=If someone would win the game play this card and you win instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}
{{Card


|title=Chaos
5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Choose one card of every opponents hand cards and let them discard those.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for '''"Lugia"''' and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzKOaEB93c LucaGirl94's Deep Remix] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HpAnCUWjY DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix])
|title=Cryogenic Sleep Chamber
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Your hand card maximum is raised by 3.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
7. '''"Shedinja"''' is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.
|title=By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Shout the title out loud and draw 3 cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.
|title=You rot!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
==The Cards==
|title=You rot!
'''There are 474 cards right now.'''
|type=Action
<!-- Wolfblut: 89
|bgcolor=000
NinjaWarrior: 164
|creator=Wolfblut
NinjaWookiee: 217 -->
|text=An opponent of your choice looses in 5 turn if he doesn't sacrifice a thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
:''The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]]
|title=Spartakick
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Shout out loud the flavourtext and destroy a thng of your choice.
|flavortext=This is Sparta!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dagobert Duck|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Pissfight
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Choose a thing of every player. Choose one of them randomly and it gets destroyed.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Coupon|type=Action|text=You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Leek
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Leek" to save it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Shopping|type=Action|text=Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Farfetch'd
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If one of your things would be destroyed you can sacrifice "Farfetch'd" to save it.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Tommy-Gun Replica|type=Thing|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|flavortext=You '''can''' kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Farfetch'd-Soup
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sacrifice "Leek" and "Farfetch'd" to play this thing.


It comes into play with 5 filling counters on it. If any thing in play would be destroyed you can remove one filling counter of "Farfetch'd Soup" to save that thing. If there are no counters left you win the game.
{{card|title=Tokens everywhere|type=Action|text=You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.<br>If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.<br>If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Power Up!|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=The Nerd
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Yodeling Shark|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.<br>'''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Sausages
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Sacrifice "The Nerd" to play this. Destroy up to 3 things of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Scar|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.<br>When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.<br>'''Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens:''' Destroy 1 living thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=BePrepared}}
|title=I feel sick.. I want a Pizza!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw up to 5 cards and discard the same amount of cards.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Mr. Riechorgan|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Antichrist
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Thing:''' A thing of your choice becomes unholy. It will be destroyed in 5 rounds and gets the following ability: "'''Thing&Action:''' Destroy a thing of your choice."
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Slash|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.<br>You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=Welcome ToTheJunglee}}
|title=Orgy
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Everyone gives everybody a card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Token Concourse|type=Action|text=If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=And he was a ninja...
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If someone would win play this card and destroy the winning key card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Might of the Negros|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Wingardium Leviosa
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Remove a card from the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=I feel blue|type=Action|text=If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Parapsychonormal
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw a card. Play a card with the backside up and lay "Parapsychonormal" onto an opponents thing. If that thing gets destroyed sacrifice "Parapsychonormal" and turn your card frontside up.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Hans Henning Holzhauer|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.<br>'''Action:''' Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Kill it with fire!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|longtitle=Yes|title=The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears|type=Thing|text=You can play 1 additional action in your turn.<br>'''Action:''' Draw 2 cards.<br>'''Thing:''' You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=If you don't have an Iphone, you don't have an Iphone.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Gain control over a thing. You have to say the title out loud but instead of IPhone add the title of the card you wanna control.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Archaeopteryx|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Bear Grylls
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Bear Grylls" comes into play with 2 counters. When "Bear Grylls" comes into play choose what it will be:


Aggressive: Remove 1 counter and destroy 1 thing of your choice. You can do this anytime.
{{card|title=Multiple Collision|type=Action|text=Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}


Defensive: Remove 1 counter and 1 thing of your choice are indestructible. You can do this anytime.
{{card|title=Atom Grenade|type=Action|text=When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}


Creative: Remove 1 counter and search for 1 Action card of your choice from the deck and take it onto your hand. You can do this anytime.
{{card|title=Piss off!|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Pomegranate Treehouse|type=Thing - Location|text=Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Stealing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Stingball Grenade|type=Thing|text='''Sacrifice this:''' Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Stealing
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yes|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Benny's butt
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action:''' Benny farts (Put 5 counters in play. Remove 1 of them at the beginning of your turn. If there are no counters left destroy a thing of your choice.)
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"|longtitle=yargh|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.<br>'''Action:''' Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=Yesterday.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=The last turn of every player will be resetted.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Giant Pet Hornet|type=Thing|text=Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)<br><br>'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=bzzzz}}
|title=Parasite
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.  
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=I'm gonna roll 1 to 6|type=Thing|text=At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
|title=Parasite
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Play under another players control. This cards controllers maximum hand size is reduced by 2.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Bob, the Cucumber|type=Thing|text=If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.<br>This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".<br>Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=Michael Jackson
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action&Thing:''' Remove "Michael Jackson" and 4 things of your choice from the game for 5 rounds.  
If "Michael Jackson" is infected by the T-Virus you gain control of the chosen 4 things instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' This round no player can win.<br>Every player can play the 2 following abilities: '''Action or Thing:''' The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.<br>'''Thing:''' 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=}}
|title=Slenderman
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action&Thing:''' Put 1 paranoid counter onto a thing of your choice. If there are 3 or more paranoid counter on 1 thing destroy that thing and put another paranoid counter onto another thing.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Advertisement|type=Action|text=Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!}}
|title=Wooooops
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Planeswalker|type=Thing|text=Comes into play with 5 HP counters.<br>'''Add 2 HP counters:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 4 HP counters:''' Take control over 1 thing.<br>'''Remove 10 HP counters:''' Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.<br>You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=hellyeah|flavortext=Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.}}
|title=Wooops
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Steal a card of your choice of an opponents hand of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Jewish Genocide|type=Action|text=Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Recycling
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Draw a card and put one on top of the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=4 Times Amputated Policeman|type=Thing|text=You don't have to pay to play this.<br>If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Freeze! You´re under arrest!}}
|title=Droideka
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Acton:''' Droideka is indestructible for 1 round or destroy 1 thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Selfdestruct|type=Action|text=You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.<br>Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!}}
|title=Which leg is this?
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If someone says "Which leg is this?", "Whos leg is this?", "What the fuck" or "WTF" play this card immediately without paying for this. Even if it's not your turn.


Or else:
{{card|title=Ambition|type=Thing|text=You have to win or you loose.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-If you don't win, my son, then...<br>-Then?<br>-You now what!<br>-No, I don't wanna get raped again!}}


To play this card place it on one of your legs. Let an opponent guess on which leg this card is lying. If he guesses right, "Which leg is this?" just gets into the discard pile.
{{card|title=Honor as a Hat|type=Action|text=1 player of your choice has to make a hat out of paper, right "honor" on it and wear it as long as this card is in play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
If he/she guesses wrong: Destroy 3 things of your choice or steal 3 cards of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Restart|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone winning the game. The winning card gets restarted, meaning: All counterson it go back to their original number, cards that belong to the wining card get shuffled back into the deck and so on.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who says, you can't see yourself die?}}
|title=Brainswap
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=All In|type=Thing|text=If this thing is in play when someone wins the game, the loosers have to pay te winner 5 $.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Brainswap
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Exchange your hand cards with an opponent.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Illuminuts|type=Thing|text=You´re enemies stand no chance.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmm... Sweat berries... Have you slept enough, underaged boy?}}
|title=Manipulation
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Put a card from your hand on top of the deck.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Toot Braunstein|type=Thing|text=If you are eating something unhealthy in your turn, you can play up to 2 additional actions and up to 2 additional things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Deja vu
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=This card becomes a copy of the last played action when played.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Victim!|type=Thing|text=If you sacrifice a thing, put 1 counter on this cardd. Are there 8 or more counters on this card you win the game. If a thing of yours gets destroyed remove all counters from this card.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Log out
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=A thing of your choice goes back on its controllers hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Show Must Go On!|type=Thing|text=The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=This counts especially for '''YOU'', Wolfblut...}}
|title=Timebomb
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Put a counter on it at the end of your turn. If there are 2 counters on this card its controller looses the game.  


'''Action:''' Give this thing to another player. Remove all counters of it.
{{card|title=Afghanistan|type=Thing|text=Play this under control of an opponent of your choice. <br>You are your own enemy.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.<br>At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things<br>left on that thing, destroy it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=ya|longtitle=ya|flavortext=}}
|title=Lick my ass! I'm going home.
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=A thing of your choice goes back to its controllers hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Harakiri|type=Reaction|text=You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.<br>Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=-HARAKIRI!<BR>-Why?<br>-Dunno. I just feel like it.}}
|title=Zombie Tsunami
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If this card wasn't played in this game before: The game starts new.
If this card was already played in this game: All cards in play go back to their controllers hands.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Mass Orgy|type=Thing|text=Indestructible.<br>Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.<br>Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=YA|flavortext=Oh Yeah!}}
|title=Goblin Breedingplace
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[NinjaWarrior
|text=Put 1 goblin token into play at the beginning of your turn.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Death to all Firstborn|type=Action|text=Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Everyone hates the firstborn.}}
|title=Rainy Day
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=The next 2 rounds no one can play things.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Flashmob|type=Thing|text=If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.<br>If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Master Mind
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text='''Action:''' Draw a card.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Rusty Shit|type=Thing|text=Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=-How can shit rust?<br>-Never ask that again!!}}
|title=Farmerama
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search the deck for "Wolfbluts mother" and put it onto play.
|flavortext: WTF!? You married your own mother?
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Ling Ling|type=Thing|text=gfhgbfhgjbztfbzhf▲gfcshtrhbrvr
|title=Health Insurance
▲bgfsvA°vfsvgfcgf¸fgcs`vfhvifrn
|type=Thing
ggnscnnlcfecl&¹→vfjiscknfusnf¡
|bgcolor=000
85↔fhsnchf|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=That means something like: '''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing. It can't be prevented.}}
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.  


'''Sacrifice a thing:''' Bring a card from the discard pile back to your hand.
{{card|title=Pokémon Everywhere|type=Action|text=Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!<br>A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dictator 1|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Who eats kangaroomeat?}}
|title=Tower of sodacans
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing is destroyed sacrifice "Tower of sodacans" and destroy 3 randomly chosen things in play.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Risk 1|type=Thing|text=You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.}}
|title=Lavender Town Syndrome
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Play this card onto a thing in play. If that thing would use an ability its controller has to flip a coin. If he/she looses the ability can't be played this time.
If the thing gets destroyedd bring it back into play under your control. It counts as a zombie.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dictator 2|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Under my control only the Jews get censored.}}
|title=Forced Exhibitionism
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=This card is not in a card sleeve at the beginning of the game.
If you play this card choose a card that's in this game and search for it. Take the chosen card out of its sleeve and use that sleeve for "Forced Exhibitionism". After that put the chosen card back where it was. If it was in the deck, shuffle it.
Return the sleeve after the game.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Risk 2|type=Thing|text=You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking movie and game censoring...}}
|title=Hyperbeam
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Destroy up to 5 things of your choice. Skip your next turn if you don't control a pokemon card right now.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dictator 3|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=I eat dogs raw.}}
|title=Louis
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If "Louis" is in play nothing can be destroyed until "Louis" gets destroyed.
|flavortext=Why? Because he camps on rooftop-edges at counterstrike!
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Risk 3|type=Thing|text=You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Dogmeat.}}
|title=The monk is way cooler than me!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Swap a thing in play you control with a thing in play an opponent controls.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dictator 4|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Yes, we can!}}
|title=The Sexual-Harassment-Panda
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy "Pedobear", "Hypno" or "Bluedust".


'''Action:''' Prevent someone from taking control of somebody elses thing.
{{card|title=Risk 4|type=Thing|text=You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Fucking porn censoring.}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dictator 5|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 5" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Porygons Lighting Apocalypse
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=All of the opponents thing which are in play while you play this card a considered blank and can't be sacrificed for 5 rounds.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Risk 5|type=Thing|text=You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=The Death
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Thing:''' Put 5 counter on a thing of your choice. Remove 1 counter at the beginning of your turn. If all counters are removed destroy that thing. That things controller can skip 1 turn to remove all counters and save his/her thing from getting destroyed.


'''Action & Thing:''' Remove 1 thing of your choice from the game.
{{card|title=Dictator 6|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=AIDS? I don't care.}}
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Risk 6|type=Thing|text=You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... AIDS.}}
|title=Pentagram
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Search the deck for "Satan", "Antichrist" or "The Death" and put it in your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Dictator 7|type=Action|text=Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=|flavortext=Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!}}
|title=Konfuzius says now! Headshot!!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=If a thing would be destroyed play this card, shout its title out loud and prevent the destroying.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Risk 7|type=Thing|text=You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.<br>If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=Hmmmm... Martyr.}}
|title=Resurrection
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Missed|type=Reaction|text=Play as an answer to someone destroying something. Instead that thing gets indestructible.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Zombification
|type=Action
|bgcolor=000
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Bring a thing back into play from the discard pile (Except for "Alice"). That thing is considered a zombie (infected by the T-Virus).
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Refund|type=Thing|text=Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Hunter
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=000
|creator=Wolfblut
|text=Whenever a Thing comes into play, put a counter on "Hunter". Remove 3 counter to destroy a thing of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=88 mm Gun|type=Thing|text='''Thing:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Create 1 ammunition box token with the ability: "'''Sacrifice this:''' Destroy 1 thing."|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Riddick
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text='''Action & Thing:''' Destroy 2 things of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Bouncy Ball|type=Thing|text=If this would be destroyed it changes its controller randomly instead.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Teacup
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Neural Interface|type=Thing|text=1 player of your choice reveals his hand at all time.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=Teacup
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=If "Riddick" would be destroyed, play this card and desroy 2 things of the player, that wanted to destroy "Riddick" instead.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Kamikaze Cheese Aviator|type=Action|text=Destroy exactly 3 things.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=The Sun
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Blinding|type=Action|text=1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=006|longtext=|flavortext=}}
|title=The Sun
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" looses his ability as long as "The Sun" is in play. If "The Darkness" will be played, destroy "The Sun".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Ant Lion|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, choose which ability it shall get: Every 3rd thing that comes into play, gets destroyed OR Destroy 1 token of you choice at the beginning of your turn.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}  
|title=The Darkness
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Ahoge|type=Action|text=1 thing of your choice which has hair, becomes indestructible until it leaves play.|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|longtext=}}
|title=The Darkness
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text="Riddick" is indestructible as long as "The Darkness" is in play. If "The Sun" will be played, destroy "The Darkness".
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Morphing Slime|text='''Thing & Action:''' Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps '''this''' ability.|flavortext=|creator=Wolfblut|bgcolor=006|type=Thing|longtext=}}
|title=I can smell the sea!
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Search for a card from the deck and take it on your hand.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=The Tournament|type=Action/Thing|text=Choose 15 to 30 things from the deck and/or discard pile, which can destroy things. Distribute these cards by random to all the players. These cards count like the players hand without limits and you can play the cars for free. Players also can pay 1 thing to make another player play a thing of your choice.<br>The last player that controls 1 thing, wins the game.<br>There is a timelimit for all of this: x+5 rounds, where x is the number of chosen things. If there are more than 1 things left after the time is over, put them all on the discard pile.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=006|longtext=bla|flavortext=}}
|title=Knife in, guts out
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=When it comes into play, choose an opponents thing. That thing is considered blank until it gets destroyed or taken back on its controllers hand. "Knife in, guts out" gets all of that thing abilities.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Wesley Snpies with 3 Penises|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, choose what this card becomes: <br>Blade with the abilites: "Indestructible. '''Thing:''' Take control over 1 zombie.<br>'''Action & Thing:''' Take control over 1 thing."<br>Simon Phoenix with the abilites:"'''Action:''' Destroy 1 randomly chosen thing except for this card. It can't be prevented.<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Destroy 1 thing.<br>Comes into play with 2 HP counters. If this would be destroyed, remove 1 HP counter instead."<br>John Cutter with the abilities: "'''Thing/Action:''' Prevent some thing from getting destroyed."<br>'''Thing & Action:''' Choose another form.|creator=NinjaWarrior|bgcolor=000|longtext=Y|flavortext=}}
|title=Followed Footsteps
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=006
|creator=NinjaWarrior
|text=Play this on a thing of your choice. You gain 1 token at the beginning of your turn which is a copy of the chosen thing. If the chosen thing or "Followed Footsteps" gets destroyed, you don´t get more of thos tokens.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}


{{Card
{{card|title=Mutation|type=Action|text=Choose 1 thing. At the beginning of your turn, put 1 Mutation counter on that thing. That thing gets the ability: "'''Action:''' Destroy x things, where x is the amount of Mutation counters on this card."<br>When there are 4 or more Mutation counters on that card, sacrifice it.|creator=NinjaWookiee|bgcolor=600|longtext=}}
|title=Heatwave
|type=Action
|bgcolor=006
|creator=[[user:NinjaWookiee|NinjaWookiee]]
|text=Sacrifice as many things as you want and destroy that many things of your choice.
|longtext=false
|cornervalue=}}

Latest revision as of 19:24, 27 November 2011

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date July 2011 - onward
Players 2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Cards 1-100
Cards 101-200
Cards 201-300

Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

The Cards

There are 474 cards right now.

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400
Dagobert Duck
Thing
When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Coupon
Action
You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Shopping
Action
Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tommy-Gun Replica
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tokens everywhere
Action
You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.
If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.
If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Power Up!
Action
Draw 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Yodeling Shark
Thing
Action: 1 thing of your choice goes back to its owners hand.
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Scar
Thing
When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens.
When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game.
Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.
You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Mr. Riechorgan
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing and you get 1 Skull Token.
You may sacrifice 1 Skull Token at any time to prevent this card from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Slash
Thing
Comes into play with 3 Guitar Tokens and 1 Tophat Token which is indestructible. As long as you control the Tophat Token, Slash is indestructible.
You may sacrifice 1 Guitar Token at any time to destroy 1 thing.
You may sacrifice 1 Tophat Token at any time to draw 3 cards and destroy 3 things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Token Concourse
Action
If you control 20 or more tokens you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Might of the Negros
Action
If you control 10 or more black things you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
I feel blue
Action
If you control 10 or more blue things you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hans Henning Holzhauer
Thing
You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its titler.
Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things titler.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears
Thing
You can play 1 additional action in your turn.
Action: Draw 2 cards.
Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Archaeopteryx
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
When this card gets destroyed, you may prevent it from happening. If you do, you can't use this cards action ability in your next turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Multiple Collision
Action
Destroy up to 5 mechanical/robotic things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Atom Grenade
Action
When you play this card, throw it on the table. All things that are 10 cm away from this card or nearer get destroyed. All other things in play loose 1 randomly chosen action- or thing-ability until they leave play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Piss off!
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone going to the bathroom. Destroy 1 of that players things OR steal 1 card from that player.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Pomegranate Treehouse
Thing - Location
Every player can place 1 thing card in his/her turn on this card. All things that are placed on this card are indestructible.
Action: Destroy 1 thing. Every player that placed at least 1 thing onto this card can use this ability.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Stingball Grenade
Thing
Sacrifice this: Throw 1 6sided die for every thing in play. If you roll a 6, destroy that thing. If you roll another number that things action- and thing-abilities can't be used for the next 3 rounds.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Santa Clause from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that didn't destroy a thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Gruzzlebeard from "The Secret World of Santa Clause"
Thing
When this comes into play, every player that destroyed at least 1 thing in his/her last turn, draws a card.
Action: Use this cards "When this comes into play"-ability again.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Giant Pet Hornet
Thing
Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.)

Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice.
Card by NinjaWookiee
I'm gonna roll 1 to 6
Thing
At the beginning of your turn roll 6 6-sided dice and say this cards title out loud. If you roll every number from 1 to 6 you win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Bob, the Cucumber
Thing
If you control "God" and this card you can destroy 1 thing in yor turn.
This card is indestructible as long as you control "God".
Unholy cards (Including zombie-making cards) can't be played.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Mighty Wheelchair-Jack
Thing
Action: This round no player can win.
Every player can play the 2 following abilities: Action or Thing: The player gets "mighty" and this cards first ability doesn't affect "mighty" players.
Thing: 1 player of your choice isn't "mighty" anymore.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Advertisement
Action
Reveal up to 2 cards of your hand. In your next turn you have to play these cards (without paying for them) if possible.
[Insert good ad here] --I'm gonna buy that!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Planeswalker
Thing
Comes into play with 5 HP counters.
Add 2 HP counters: Destroy 1 thing.
Remove 4 HP counters: Take control over 1 thing.
Remove 10 HP counters: Destroy up to 7 things. It can't be prevented in any way and those things controller dicard all cards.
You can't loose. If this would be destroyed remove 1 HP counter instead. If there are no HP counter left, destroy this card. There can't be more than 12 HP counters on this card.
Watch out, that he doesn't become a player.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Jewish Genocide
Action
Destroy minority thing group, meaning: The smallest group of things, that have something in common. For example: All things, that can destroy things or all winning cards or all things without abilities and so on.
Card by NinjaWarrior
4 Times Amputated Policeman
Thing
You don't have to pay to play this.
If this gets destroyed, destroy 4 things of your choice.
Freeze! You´re under arrest!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Selfdestruct
Action
You have to control at least 1 thing to play this.
Destroy all of your things and 1 other thing of your choice.
Go, Weezing! Use selfdestruct!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ambition
Thing
You have to win or you loose.
-If you don't win, my son, then...
-Then?
-You now what!
-No, I don't wanna get raped again!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Honor as a Hat
Action
1 player of your choice has to make a hat out of paper, right "honor" on it and wear it as long as this card is in play.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Restart
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone winning the game. The winning card gets restarted, meaning: All counterson it go back to their original number, cards that belong to the wining card get shuffled back into the deck and so on.
Who says, you can't see yourself die?
Card by NinjaWarrior
All In
Thing
If this thing is in play when someone wins the game, the loosers have to pay te winner 5 $.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Illuminuts
Thing
You´re enemies stand no chance.
Hmm... Sweat berries... Have you slept enough, underaged boy?
Card by NinjaWarrior
Toot Braunstein
Thing
If you are eating something unhealthy in your turn, you can play up to 2 additional actions and up to 2 additional things.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Victim!
Thing
If you sacrifice a thing, put 1 counter on this cardd. Are there 8 or more counters on this card you win the game. If a thing of yours gets destroyed remove all counters from this card.
Card by NinjaWarrior
The Show Must Go On!
Thing
The game can't be interupted by anything. If this card is in play while someone wins the game, you start a new game instead.
This counts especially for 'YOU, Wolfblut...
Card by NinjaWarrior
Afghanistan
Thing
Play this under control of an opponent of your choice.
You are your own enemy.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Hiding From Wolves Under Leafs in a Forest While Bleeding
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying your thing. Instead lay all of your things onto the thing that would be destroyed. All things still count as in play, but only the card on the top can be affected by your opponents doing.
At the beginning of your turn put 1 of those things back on its original place. If there are no things
left on that thing, destroy it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Harakiri
Reaction
You need to control at least 1 thing for playing this. Play as an answer to someone winning the game.
Sacrifice all your things and all winning cards are supposed to be blank until they leave play.
-HARAKIRI!
-Why?
-Dunno. I just feel like it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Mass Orgy
Thing
Indestructible.
Pile all things, except for this one, together. Only the top card counts as in play.
Thing & Action: Change the top thing of the pile with another thing in the pile.
Other thing come into play like normal. Destroy this card when there are no cards left in that pile.
Oh Yeah!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Death to all Firstborn
Action
Destroy all things which came in play 3 or more round before the last thing came into play.
Everyone hates the firstborn.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Flashmob
Thing
If an opponent plays a thing you can play a thing as well without paying for it. The same counts for actions.
If you loose or win the game, all other players also looser or win the game.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Rusty Shit
Thing
Choose -- Your good: No things of yours can be destroyed, removed from the game or taken control over; OR your evil: Play this under an opponents control. That player can't play things.
-How can shit rust?
-Never ask that again!!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Ling Ling
Thing
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That means something like: Thing: Destroy 1 thing. It can't be prevented.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Pokémon Everywhere
Action
Bring x tokens into play, where x is the number of Pokémon on Pokedex.de.
Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot, Hoot-Hoot!
A Hoot-Hoot invasion!!!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 1
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 1" and play it.
Who eats kangaroomeat?
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 1
Thing
You control Australia. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmm... Kangaroomeat.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 2
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 2" and play it.
Under my control only the Jews get censored.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 2
Thing
You control West Europe.You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Fucking movie and game censoring...
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 3
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 3" and play it.
I eat dogs raw.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 3
Thing
You control Asia. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... Dogmeat.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 4
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 4" and play it.
Yes, we can!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 4
Thing
You control North America. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Fucking porn censoring.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 5
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 5" and play it.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 5
Thing
You control South America. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 6
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 6" and play it.
AIDS? I don't care.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 6
Thing
You control Africa. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... AIDS.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Dictator 7
Action
Search the deck, discard pile and opponents hands for "Risk 7" and play it.
Way better than Harakiri: Jihad!
Card by NinjaWarrior
Risk 7
Thing
You control East Europe. You win, when you control all contintents.
If you destroy 5 opponents things, you can take control over one Risk card of that player. For every continent you control you can play 1 additional thing or action.
Hmmmm... Martyr.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Missed
Reaction
Play as an answer to someone destroying something. Instead that thing gets indestructible.
Card by Wolfblut
Refund
Thing
Everytime a thing gets destroyed, that things controller gets 1 "25 cent token".
Card by Wolfblut
88 mm Gun
Thing
Thing: Destroy 1 thing.
Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Action & Thing: Create 1 ammunition box token with the ability: "Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing."
Card by Wolfblut
Bouncy Ball
Thing
If this would be destroyed it changes its controller randomly instead.
Card by Wolfblut
Neural Interface
Thing
1 player of your choice reveals his hand at all time.
Card by Wolfblut
Kamikaze Cheese Aviator
Action
Destroy exactly 3 things.
Card by Wolfblut
Blinding
Action
1 thing of your choice is considered blank until it leaves play.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Ant Lion
Thing
When this comes into play, choose which ability it shall get: Every 3rd thing that comes into play, gets destroyed OR Destroy 1 token of you choice at the beginning of your turn.
Card by Wolfblut
Ahoge
Action
1 thing of your choice which has hair, becomes indestructible until it leaves play.
Card by Wolfblut
Morphing Slime
Thing
Thing & Action: Remove 1 chosen thing from the game. Morphing Slime gains the ability of that chosen thing. If you use this ability again the new gained ability overwrites the last one it gained, but Morphing Slime always keeps this ability.
Card by Wolfblut
The Tournament
Action/Thing
Choose 15 to 30 things from the deck and/or discard pile, which can destroy things. Distribute these cards by random to all the players. These cards count like the players hand without limits and you can play the cars for free. Players also can pay 1 thing to make another player play a thing of your choice.
The last player that controls 1 thing, wins the game.
There is a timelimit for all of this: x+5 rounds, where x is the number of chosen things. If there are more than 1 things left after the time is over, put them all on the discard pile.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Wesley Snpies with 3 Penises
Thing
When this comes into play, choose what this card becomes:
Blade with the abilites: "Indestructible. Thing: Take control over 1 zombie.
Action & Thing: Take control over 1 thing."
Simon Phoenix with the abilites:"Action: Destroy 1 randomly chosen thing except for this card. It can't be prevented.
Thing & Action: Destroy 1 thing.
Comes into play with 2 HP counters. If this would be destroyed, remove 1 HP counter instead."
John Cutter with the abilities: "Thing/Action: Prevent some thing from getting destroyed."
Thing & Action: Choose another form.
Card by NinjaWarrior
Mutation
Action
Choose 1 thing. At the beginning of your turn, put 1 Mutation counter on that thing. That thing gets the ability: "Action: Destroy x things, where x is the amount of Mutation counters on this card."
When there are 4 or more Mutation counters on that card, sacrifice it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
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