User:NinjaWookiee

My name is NinjaWookiee... obviously...

I'm German and just love this fucking cardgame.

My Dvorak story

As kid me and a friend once made a yu-gi-oh-like cardgame ourselves by cutting out images of magazines and add abilities and stuff to it. We had a deck of over 100 cards and one day we through it away. Why? Because we were goddamn fucking idiot kids.

Since then we always wanted to make an own simple card game again, but we hate yu-gi-oh nowadays and didn't wanted to do something like that. Then one day I found Dvorak through pure luck by using StumpleUpon.com. I was actually blown away by the idea and the next weekend me and 2 friends started to make cards. First game was played with a deck out of 63 random cards mostly just based on things we like or inside jokes between us. As far as I remember it the first game alone was approximately 5 hours long!!! But it was worth it. 2 games later the deck is over 100 cards big. NO SHIT! We really thought about making a new separate deck but we decided "Fuck it! Let's just always make new cards and create one giant frustrating and time-consuming, but also entertaining deck. That's why we always make new cards if we have new ideas (And right now they come like flies on shit) and add the cards in between the games. We had 2 games, which just went for 1 hour or so. But all of the other were over 3, sometimes 5 hours long. It's hard, but it's fun.

We call Dvorak the coolest and most creative cardgame ever done but also the most upsetting and time-consuming game of all time. But that's probably just because of our cards. Anyways, we love Dvorak and our deck will expand forever.

Someday we wanna buy a golden briefcase and only we 3 now the code to open it. We will give everything to not loose any card and always keep it. If we're old we will get out the old selfmade cards and laugh our ass off at what bullshit we made as teenagers. And when we die, we will give it to our kids telling them to add new cards and so on.

Maybe I'm gonna put our deck in here, but that would be almost as time-consuming and upsetting as playing the game itself. There are already over 100 cards in our deck and we're already making new ones!

Our own dvorak deck

Our Infinite Deck
Designer	NinjaWookiee, NinjaWarrior, Wolfblut
Date	July 2011 - onward
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Alright I'm gonna start dumping our dvorak deck. I hope I'm translating everything right (from German to English). If you don't understand some thing it's probably because it's based on inside jokes, but you can always ask if you're curious. Some of them are based on cards I found here on this wiki. I try to add the right creator to them. And the most important thing: DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

The colors intend the colors of the text and pics on the cards. (Because we all used ballpens to make them they're alle black or blue.) This may get important later.

All questions you may have will be answered on my discussion/talk page.

Special Rules

1. A zombie/undead counts as T-Virus infected and as unholy.

2. T-Virus infected things can't be infected by the T-Virus again.

3. If there is ambiguity all players vote for what to happen.

4. "To steal a card" always means to look at a chosen players hand and take the called amount of cards of your choice.

5. If all cards in the deck are drawn so there is no draw pile anymore, shuffle the discard pile and make it the new draw pile.

6. If you listen to music while playing you may add any version of "Lugias Song" to the playlist. If "Lugias Song" is playing the first player that notices it may search the deck for "Lugia" and put it under his/her control into play. (Song Examples: LucaGirl94's Deep Remix and DJ The Fishead's Trance Remix)

7. "Shedinja" is never in the deck/draw pile. It needs to be reachable tho.

8. If you search the deck for a card for whatever reason, you are not allowed to take a card that allows you to search the deck for a card.

The Cards

There are 405 cards right now.

The earlier cards of our deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300

Harpy

Action

Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.

Card by Wolfblut

Harpy

Action

Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.

Card by Wolfblut

Harpy

Action

Action: Take control over 1 thing of your choice. Destroy that thing after 3 rounds.

Card by Wolfblut

Useless

Action

You get 5 useless tokens. You can't sacrifice those for any reason.

Card by Wolfblut

Rubber

Thing

All your things which don't have any action- or thing-ability get: Action: Destroy 1 thing.

Card by Wolfblut

Mole

Reaction

Play as an answer to 1 thing getting destroyed. Destroy 5 other things of your choice instead.

Card by Wolfblut

Salesman

Thing

Search the deck for Market or Supermarket and bring it into play under your control.

---

X for an U

Card by Wolfblut

Longcat

Thing

This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.

Card by Wolfblut

Longcat

Thing

This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.

Card by Wolfblut

Longcat

Thing

This is undestructible. If you control all 3 parts of Longcat you win the game.

Card by Wolfblut

Catgirl

Action

Thing & Action: 1 thing of your choice becomes a catgirl. You gain control over that thing. If you control 5 or more catgirls you win the game.

Card by Wolfblut

Massproduction

Action

Play 1 additional thing.

Card by Wolfblut

Dying giraffe

Thing

Sacrifice this to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed.

Card by Wolfblut

Splitting the atoms

Action

You get 10 splitted atom tokens with the ability: Action: Sacrifice 2 splitted atoms tokens and 1 thing of your choice becomes 1 atom.

Card by Wolfblut

Spermwhale

Action

Choose 5 words and exchange them with other words. Every player now has to refer to the new words. (For example you say "Instead of the word card we say lion now!" Then everyone has to say lion instead of card.)
Does someone not use the new words sacrifices all of his/her things, discards all handcards and skips his/her next turn.

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'I guess I should start giving things names... Ground! That's it. I call it ground! I wonder if it's nice to me." BOOM! --Spermwhale from "The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Card by NinjaWarrior

Solicitor

Thing

You have to play this if you can.
You can't play things as long as you control Solicitor.

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"You want a vacuum cleaner!" - "No." - "Yes you do." - "No." - "It can suck things up." - "Yeah!!"

Card by Wolfblut

Backbreaker

Action

Destroy 1 thing.

Card by Wolfblut

To be in a generous mood

Action

Choose -- You draw 1 card; or you draw 4 cards and your opponents draw 2 cards.

Card by Wolfblut

Don't dally!

Reaction

If you have this card in your hand count the seconds it takes for someone to play his/her turn. Is someones turn longer than 60 seconds call the title of this card out loud and play it. The opponents turn gets aborted immediately and it's your turn now.

Card by NinjaWarrior

Artifact

Thing

Put 1 counter on artifact every 3 rounds. There can be up to 3 counters on this card.
Sacrifice 1 counter to destroy 1 thing.
Thing: Artifact is undestructible for 1 round.

Card by Wolfblut

Wig Factory

Thing

Things with wig counters are indestructible.
Thing: Put 1 wig counter on 1 living thing of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Isle of the Damned

Thing

When it comes into play you get 3 cannibal tokens which have the abilities: "Action: Rape 1 thing of your choice.
Thing & Sacrifice it: Destroy 1 thing of your choice."
Does this card get destroyed, sacrifice all cannibal tokens.

(Raping means taking control over a thing and destroying it after 3 rounds)

Card by NinjaWookiee

Jack Steele

Thing

Everytime you are destroying a thing, you may destroy 1 additional thing of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Billy

Thing

Billy can only be destroyed by getting raped.
If Billy gets raped you may draw up to 3 cards before that opponent takes control over Billy.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Iguana-Sperm-Sauce

Thing

Sacrifice this: Choose -- Prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed; or draw 3 cards; or play 1 action card; or play 1 thing card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fax

Action

Give someone 1 of your handcards.

Card by Wolfblut

Tits

Thing

Thing & Action: 1 player of your choice skips his/her next turn.

Card by Wolfblut

Paranoia

Thing

Choose 1 player. For the next 2 rounds only that player can be the target of anything.

Card by Wolfblut

Boost

Thing

Play up to 3 additional actions.

Card by Wolfblut

Pointless

Thing

Card by Wolfblut

Shield

Reaction

If a thing would get destroyed, prevent it.

Card by Wolfblut

Suzumiya Haruhi

Thing

Counts as player. This card is indestructible and no one can take control over it. When it gets removed from the game, shuffle it back into the deck instead.

Card by Wolfblut

Supermarket

Thing

To play this you have to discard your entire handcards.
Every player draws 5 instead of 1 card.

Card by Wolfblut

Stop

Thing

Play as an answer to someone playing an action.
That players turn gets interrupted and you do your turn immediately. After your turn that other player continues right were he left off.

Card by Wolfblut

Petunia

Thing

Action: Search for an already played action card in the discard pile and play it without paying it.

---

Oh no, not again.

Card by NinjaWarrior

Nyan-Cat

Thing

At the beginning of your turn put 1 rainbowcounter on this card. If there are 5 or more rainbowcounter on Nyan-Cat you win the game.
Sacrifice 2 rainbowcounter to prevent Nyan-Cat from getting destroyed or from going under another players control.

Card by Wolfblut

The time of the colors is over!

Action

All not-black cards go back to their controllers hands.

---

So who says yellow wins?

Card by NinjaWookiee

Marvin, the manic-depressive robot

Thing

Thing: 1 thing of your choice becomes depressive which means, it can't be used by its controller, until that card gets destroyed.

---

"I talked to the boardcomputer." - "So?" - "He hates me."

Card by NinjaWookiee

Harpy Nest

Thing

Search the deck/discard pile for 1 Harpy and put it in play under your control.
Everytime a Harpy uses its Action ability put a counter on Harpy Nest. If there are 10 or more counters on Harpy Nest, you win the game.

Card by Wolfblut

Diarrhea

Action

3 cards of your choice are considered blank until they leave play.

Card by Wolfblut

Human

Thing

This is a human and can't become anything else.

Card by Wolfblut

Beelzebub, King of the Flies

Thing

When it comes in play you get 6 fly tokens with the ability: "If a thing would be destroyed you can sacrifice 1 fly to prevent it from getting destroyed. You take control over it and destroy it after 3 rounds."
Thing: Create 1 fly token.

Card by Wolfblut

Amnesia

Action

All players discard all cards.

Card by Wolfblut

Dying slowly

Action

All things get destroyed in 5 rounds.

Card by Wolfblut

Converter

Thing

Thing: Play an action.
Action: Play a thing.

Card by Wolfblut

Death Negotiations

Thing

If a thing gets destroyed every player draws 1 card.

Card by Wolfblut

ADHS

Reaction

You can play this anytime. It's immediately your turn.

Card by Wolfblut

Egomaniac

Thing

All positive effects have to target Egomaniac.

Card by Wolfblut

Psychic

Thing

Thing: Draw a card.
Action: Look at the top card.

Card by Wolfblut

Lord Marshal

Thing - Necromonger

Can only be destroyed by Riddick. Can't be removed from the game. Can't be affected by the T-Virus. Can't be played in the first round of the game.
Thing:Take control over 1 thing of your choice. It becomes a Necromonger.
Are all things in play Necromonger you win the game. (The player that destroys/controls Lord Marshal controls all Necromonger.)

Card by NinjaWarrior

The Angle Gun

Action

1 thing of your choice exchanges its ability with the ability of another thing of your choice.

---

I understand that, honey.

Card by NinjaWarrior

Pub

Thing

All things in play get the ability: Action: Put a counter on Pub. The thing that used this ability can't use an action ability in its controllers next turn.
You win the game, if there are 5 or more counters on Pub.

Card by NinjaWarrior

Pizza Delivery

Reaction

You can play this anytime. It's your turn immediately.

Card by Wolfblut

Mass Resurrection

Action

Bring all things from the discard pile into play. Every player becomes the same amount of randomly chosen things.
Cards with which players could win stay in the discard pile. The things that came in play this way count as zombies.

Card by Wolfblut

Chicken with human arms

Thing

At the beginning of your turn steal 1 card from a player of your choice.

---

Inspired by YouTuber jonLajoie

Card by NinjaWarrior

Haggler

Thing

Every player draws at the beginning of his/her turn 3 cards and discards 2 cards.

Card by Wolfblut

Firestorm

Action

For the next 5 rounds everytime a player of your choice plays a thing, destroy that thing.

Card by Wolfblut

Fetus Tornado

Action

To play this you have to discard 5 thing cards. Destroy 5 things of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Blue Spiked Turtle Shell

Action

Remove 1 thing card with which someone could win the game from the game. Steal 1 randomly chosen card from that cards controller.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Zombie With a Six-Shooter

Thing

Roll a 6-sided die. This comes into play with the rolled amount of ammunition counters.
Action: Remove 1 ammunition counter to destroy 1 thing of your choice except for this card.
If there is at least 1 counter on this card when it gets destroyed it comes back into play under your control.

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He has some unfinished business.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Gun or Katana?

Action

Choose -- Roll a 6-sided die. Choose the rolled amount of things you wanna destroy. For every thing you chose you and its controller roll a die. Do you roll the higher number, the chosen thing gets destroyed. Does the things controller roll the higher number, it doesn't.
Or
Destroy 1 thing of your choice. It can't be prevented in any way.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Lenny

Thing

When this comes into play, destroy Benny. When Benny comes into play, destroy Lenny.
Lenny counts as a player to everyone (Without its own cards/turn)
Before you draw a card at the beginning of your turn, Lenny destroys 1 randomly not-token thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Missingno.

Thing

Action: Choose 1 of your handcards at random. Play a copy of that card without paying for it.
Thing: You gain control over 1 copy of a randomly chosen opponents thing.

When Missingno. gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. If it's an even number, all players give his/her handcards to the left player; If uneven, to the right player.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Euthanasia For a Suicidal Cubone

Thing

If this card gets destroyed the player that destroyed it gets 1 Bone token with the ability: "Action: Destroy 1 thing."

The other players get 3 Lavender Town Syndrome tokens with the ability: "If you control at least 1 Lavender Town Syndrome token at the beginning of your turn sacrifice 1 randomly chosen thing."

---

Never go back to Lavender Town.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Sheldon Cooper

Thing

You may choose to prevent anything that wouldn't make sense in reality.

---

Bazinga!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Howard Wolowitz

Thing

When this comes into play, remove all female things which were in play at this point from the game. Bring them back when this card leaves play
No one can play female things.

You may choose to prevent a mechanical/robotic thing you own from getting destroyed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Raj Koothrappali

Thing

"Raj Koothrappali" can't do anything as long as at least 1 female thing is in play.
Thing: Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Choose 1 thing of those cards and put it into play under your control. Put the rest of the cards under the deck. If the chosen card didn't leave play after 3 rounds, shuffle it back into the deck.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Leonard Hofstadter

Thing

You may prevent "Sheldon Coopers" ability at any time.
Action: Draw a card.

If you control "Penny" this card gains the abilities: There is no handcard limit for you and Action: Draw up to 3 cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Penny

Thing

You may prevent any abilities that come from videogame- or comic-related cards.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Bruce Banner/Hulk

Thing

Comes into play as Bruce Banner with no abilities. When 1 of your things gets destroyed this card becomes Hulk for 5 rounds with the abilities: Indestructible
and
Thing: Destroy 1 opponents thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Winds of Change

Action

Bring back 1 card that was removed from the game and take it in your hand. Then remove 1 thing from the game.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Power of the Numpad

Action

Choose a number. Roll a die. The chosen number gets replaced with the rolled number on all cards 'til the end of your turn.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Kinder Surprise Egg

Thing

When this thing gets destroyed, reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a thing card. Place that thing card in play under your control and put the other cards revealed this way under the deck.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Nice Outfit!

Action

If you wear blue pants, play 1 blue card without paying.

If you wear black pants, play 1 black card without paying.

If you wear pants with both black and blue or otherwise colored, play 1 randomly chosen card without paying.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Camouflage Sweatpants

Thing

Cards made by Wofblut are indestructible.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The American/German ALDI

Thing

Roll a die. If the rolled number is even, this card counts as The American ALDI, with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn discard a card and roll a die. You get x/2 food tokens, were x is the rolled number."
If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."

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Well, it's okay over here.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Devil's Meeting

Action

Choose 6 things. Number them at random. The first, second and fifth thing get destroyed. The third card is considered blank every second round from now and after 5 rounds, gets destroyed. The fourth leaves play for 5 rounds and its controller discards 1 card. After 5 rounds it becomes indestructible and unholy. The sixth thing stays.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Robotic Vacuum Cleaner

Thing

At the end of your turn destroy 1 randomly chosen not-token thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Found USB Stick

Thing

When this comes in play take the top 3 cards from the deck and place them under this card without looking at them.
Action: Play 1 randomly chosen card from those which lay under this card without paying.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Iced Vanilla Latte

Action

Play up to 3 cards made by NinjaWookiee for free.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Sparkling Ice Tea

Action

Play up to 3 cards made by NinjaWarrior for free.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Wolf Spider

Thing

Everytime a not-token thing comes in play roll a 6-sided die. If it's even, destroy that thing. If it's uneven, nothing happens.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Surfing Orca

Thing

You may play 1 additional action (Action abilities and/or action cards) at your turn.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Fennel-Fish-Tangerine-Salad

Action

Choose -- You may play 2 additional actions this turn (Action ability or action card); or you get 3 food tokens; or you get 1 Snob token with the ability: "Action & Sacrifice 1 money token: You get 1 food token."

Card by NinjaWookiee

Hungry Killer

Thing

Action & Sacrifice x food tokens: Destroy x things.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Tony Hawk

Thing

Comes into play with 3 Skateboard token.
Action & Sacrifice 1 Skateboard token: Destroy 1 thing.
Thing: You get 1 Halfpipe token. If Tony Hawk would get destroyed you may sacrifice 1 Halfpipe token instead.
Thing & Discard 1 card: You get x Skateboard tokens, where x is the number of words in the discarded cards title.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Resident Evil Leeches

Thing

Every player that doesn't control at least 1 zombie thing at the beginning of that players turn discards 1 card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Go! Go, Emo-Rangers!

Action

Play up to 3 black things without paying.

---

Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers!

Card by NinjaWookiee

Shark Alarm

Thing

At the beginning of you turn choose 1 thing randomly. That thing goes back to its controllers hand.
When this card gets destroyed rolls the one who did it a 6-sided die. If it's even, that player draws 5 cards. If it's uneven, that player discards all cards.

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After it's defeated you'll either a hero because you killed the monster or you'll be a criminal for killing some innocents who played a joke.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Extreme Dvorak

Thing

There is no handcard limit. Every player draws 3 cards at the beginning of the turn instead of 1. Everyone can play 3 cards per turn no matter what type they are.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Killing someone by crashing him into a giant 5 Mil. $ TV-Screen

Action

Destroy 1 thing and give that cards controller 3 handcards.

---

The killing is okay, but you have to pay the TV-screen.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Nail-Gun

Thing

When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of nail tokens.
Action & Sacrifice 1 nail token: Destroy 1 not-living thing.
Action & Sacrifice 3 nail tokens: Destroy 1 living thing.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Waterbed with Fishes

Thing

You may play up to 2 actions.
When this gets destroyed roll a 6-sided die. You get the rolled amount of fish tokens.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Schmaab

Action

Play 1 game of "Write, draw, laugh". (Everyone gets a piece of paper an writes something on it. Then give it to the left neighbor who draws the written thing. He folds the text to the back so it's not readable. Then he gives it to his left neighbor which writes what he sees under the drawing. He then folds the drawing to the back and so you continue until the piece of paper is full)
The results get dealed out randomly and everyone makes a new card based on his/her result.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Beat Hazard

Thing

Comes into play with 3 tokens of each kind: Micro Missiles, Ultra Beam and Shield. Sacrifice...:
...1 Micro Missiles token, to destroy 1 randomly chosen thing.
...1 Ultra Beam token, to destroy 2 things from 1 opponent of your choice. It can't be prevented.
...1 Shield token to save Beat Hazard from getting destroyed.
Action & Thing: Roll a die. Destroy x-1 things, where x is the rolled number.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Audiocommentary

Thing

Your opponents say the titles of the cards they draw out loud.

Card by NinjaWookiee

The Butler

Thing

Counts as a player (without its own cards/turn).
When a thing gets destroyed, it's considered that The Butler did it.

---

Because it's always the butler.

Card by NinjaWookiee

It's kinda like Uno

Thing

Player have to play 1 card if possible.
Players can play cards for free, when a card has the same number on it as the last played card had.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Followers

Reaction

Play as an answer to someone playing an action card.
Every other player than that one plays a copy of that action card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Dagobert Duck

Thing

When this comes into play roll 5 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of money tokens.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Coupon

Action

You get 5 tokens of the type of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Shopping

Action

Sacrifice x things. You get x tokens of the type of your choice.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Tommy-Gun Replica

Thing

Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing.

---

You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Tokens everywhere

Action

You may play 1 card that mentions 'Tokens' for free.
If that card was black, you may play an additional copy of that card.
If that card was blue, you may draw cards equally to the amount of tokens you get with that card.

Card by NinjaWookiee

Predator

Thing

This card is considered removed from the game for your opponents. Comes into play with 3 tokens of every kind: Spear, KI'CTI-PA, Plasmacaster and Mini-Disc.
Sacrifice 1...: ...Spear to destroy 1 thing which just entered play.
...KI'CTI-PA to destroy the least far away opponents thing card from you.
...Plasmacaster to destroy the most far away opponents thing from you.
...Mini-Disc to destroy 1 thing of your choice. There are no exceptions that could prevent this.
Are there no tokens left, sacrifice Predator. Is Predator the only thing left, its considered to be in play for all players now. In 5 rounds you win the game, if Predator doesn't get destroyed.

Card by NinjaWarrior