Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 6301-6400

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 6301-6400
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Slave to Fashion

Thing

Slave to Fashion counts as a copy of the most recently played Thing.

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If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.

Card by Binarius

Arcane Invocation

Action

Destroy any number of non-living Things and replace each with a living Thing from your hand, then draw the same number of cards and gain a Strawberry Candy token.

Card by Binarius

Trojan Horse

Thing

If Trojan Horse enters a player's hand from another player's hand or another player's control, the recipient must discard their hand.

Card by Binarius

6r

Inflatable Decoy

Reaction Thing

Play when an Action targets a Thing. It targets this instead. For the purpose of that Action only, this is a copy of the original target.

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Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?

Card by Bucky

7r

Toxic Discharge

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, they gain a Toxin token.
At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens.

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Radioactive waste? Mercury? Month-old leftovers?

Card by Bucky

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Confusing Signage

Thing

Apparently, you are allowed to play up to two cards of any type during each of your turns. Both of them can be Actions or both can be Things.

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...I think that's what it says.

Card by Binarius

Reserve Tank

Thing

When Reserve Tank is destroyed, draw three cards. If you only have one card in your hand, you may destroy Reserve Tank at any time; if your hand is empty, destroy it immediately.

Card by Binarius

Going In Blind

Thing

Every player must play the card they draw at the beginning of their turns without looking at it first.

Card by Binarius

Sphinx's Shield

Thing

Whenever a player plays an Action card, you may have one sentence on that card be treated as "Draw a card."

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Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Sphinx's Boomerang

Action

Draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.
Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Reorder the top three cards of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Imbue With Plot Armor

Action

Each player may put a Shield Token on a non-token Thing they control. When one of those Things would be destroyed, remove a Shield token from it instead. You may put an additional Shield counter on one of those Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6312 ms

Lag

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. Whenever you try to play a card or activate an Action ability, you have a 50% chance to fail to actually do so, although it does still count toward your per-turn limit. Lame.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.

Card by Binarius

Limp

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turns, you draw at the end.

Card by Binarius

Shy Ghost

Thing

As soon as you see Shy Ghost, shuffle it into the draw pile. If Shy Ghost comes into play under your control, you win the game.

Card by Binarius

Cat On Your Lap

Thing

Play this card into any player's control.
When you play your second card in a turn, destroy Cat On Your Lap, discard a card, and destroy all tokens you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bottled Tactics

Thing

When Bottled Tactics enters play, put the top 5 cards of the deck face-down underneath it.
When Bottled Tactics is destroyed, look at the cards underneath it. Play one of them and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Tweezers

Action

Erase any number of "Thing:" abilities from Things in play. "Action and Thing:" abilities are unaffected.

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Good for taking small things out of bigger things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8r

Frenzy

Action

Destroy up to 5 of your Things and draw that many cards. You may take an extra Action this turn.

If you drew 5 and your hand becomes empty before the end of the turn, you win.

Card by Bucky

9r

Turbo Remodelling

Thing

At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things and draw an extra card.

You may play up to two extra Things each turn.

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Never stop improving.

Card by Bucky

0r

Fall of the Mighty

Action

Each player who controls a Thing discards down to 3 cards in hand. Then destroy all non-token Things.

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You have grown too attached to your precious cardboard.

Card by Bucky

Supersonic Low Altitude Missile

Action

Destroy target Thing. For every living Thing controlled by the same player, flip a coin: on tails, the radiation destroys it as well.

Card by Binarius

7.0

Earthquake

Action

Destroy half of all tangible Things at random.

Card by Binarius

Nor'easter

Action

Every player must put two cards from their hand face down on the table. Shuffle all of these together and deal them alternately onto the discard pile and draw pile, starting with the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

Munchies

Thing

When Munchies enters play, gain a Snack Token.
At the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Snack Token.

Snack Tokens enter play with "During your turn, you may sacrifice this token to draw a card if you haven't drawn more than one card this turn."

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A bowl of snack mix makes excellent neutral ground.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Alphabet Souperpowers

Thing

You may play an additional card during your turn if its title begins with a letter not present in the titles of Things you control other than this one.

Card by ChippyYYZ

YYZEvolution

Action

Reveal the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of those cards, you may play that card by moving a Thing you control with the same creator or with fewer words in its rulestext into the discard pile. Shuffle the rest into the deck.

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"Begun field testing of modular abstrata, should allow for quick reconfiguration of even complex designs if power couplings are compatible." --ChippyYYZ's journal

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Last Word

Thing

There is no limit to the number of Actions or Things you may play during your turn. If this Thing is under your control at the end of your turn, lose the game.

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'It's the legendary Black Beast of Aughhhhh'

Card by Nehh

Famous First Words

Action

Erase everything from target Thing's text and flavourtext except for the first sentence of each.

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He just said 'baldy'! Must be talking about you, papa.

Card by Nehh

Word Of The Day

Thing

Choose a word of length 4 characters or longer and write it in this card's flavourtext. All players cannot play cards that do not contain the word in this card's flavourtext as long as there are any cards that do contain that word in their hand.

Card by Nehh

0s

Nutrimatic Machine

Thing - Robot

Action:Target opponent chooses one:
*You draw two cards.
*Play every card in your hand, then end the turn.
*That opponent discards a random card and gains a Headache token.

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"Ugh." "Share and enjoy."

Card by Bucky

1s

Confused Deputy

Thing - Robot

Action:Give an opponent a card from your hand. They play it if possible, but you make all their decisions.

Card by Bucky

2s

Tokenizer

Thing - Robot

Action:Discard a card. Gain three tokens whose type is a non-action noun on the discarded card.

Card by Bucky

Safety Net

Thing

You may draw a card whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn.

Card by Binarius

Ancient Magical Tome

Thing

When you play this card, put the five Actions closest to the bottom of the draw pile face-down under this card, then shuffle the draw pile. Action: Discard a card to invoke one of the Tome's Actions and flip a coin. On tails, that page of the Tome crumbles to dust: discard the Action.

Card by Binarius

Houseplant

Thing

Card by Binarius

Responsibility

Thing

If you control this Thing when your turn begins, win the game. Any player may, at the start of their turn, choose instead to skip their turn. Whenever a player does this, destroy this Thing.

Card by Nehh

Autopilot

Action

Draw two cards, then play a random Thing and a random Action from your hand if possible, with any targets required by either also chosen randomly. Cards played this way do not count towards your limit for Actions or Things played this turn.

Card by Nehh

Group Contribution

Thing

When you play this card, each opponent must suggest a rulestext for this card. You may then append any number of those suggestions to this card's rulestext. If you do not append any suggestions to this card's text, it instead reads 'Action + Thing: Put this card in your hand. Any player may use this ability'

Card by Nehh

3s

Spy Drone

Thing - Robot

When you play this and at the start of your turn, reveal a random card from target opponent's hand.
Action: Destroy Spy Drone and discard the most recent card it revealed if it's still in an opponent's hand.

Card by Bucky

4s

Network Mechanic

Thing - Robot

Thing:Gain a Node token. Action: This becomes a Filter Node until it leaves play.

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Filter Node is from page 24 of the archive.

Card by Bucky

5s

Salvage Bot

Thing - Robot

Action:Destroy a Thing you control and draw a card. If you destroyed a Robot, draw two cards instead.

Card by Bucky

Fruitful Brainstorming Session

Action

Draw three cards. Choose one to play, one to keep in your hand, and one to either discard or give to an opponent.

Card by Binarius

Balloon Party

Thing

This card comes into play with one yellow Balloon token.
Action: Gain a Balloon token in your choice of color.
Action: Pop one Balloon. Target opponent is so startled that they discard a card.
Action: Tie three Balloons to target Thing, which floats away and is destroyed.

Card by Binarius

Lasso

Thing

Action - Coil: Until the end of your next turn, you may use the following ability once:

• "Action - Rope: Gain control of a tangible Thing."

Card by Binarius

Clone Fuel

Action

Choose a Thing you control. Destroy all other Things you control, then place a copy of the chosen Thing in your hand for each Thing destroyed this way.

Card by Nehh

Chain Deathsplosion

Thing

When Chain Deathsplosion comes into play under your control, destroy all other Things that you control. If Chain Deathsplosion is destroyed, you may create a copy of it under the control of a chosen opponent.

Card by Nehh

Defeat Means Friendship

Action

Until the end of your turn, whenever a Thing is destroyed a copy of it comes into play under your control.

Card by Nehh

6s

Hacked Referee

Thing - Robot

Action:Give target player a Warning token.

Action:Eliminate a player who has three Warnings.

Card by Bucky

7s

Delivery Drone

Thing - Robot

Flying
Action:Give an opponent one of your other Things and look at their hand.

Card by Bucky

8s

Quarantine Enforcer

Thing - Robot

Once per turn, you may discard a card to gain 2 Energy Tokens.
Action:Spend an energy token to destroy a living, undead or robotic Thing, or a Thing that changed controllers since your last turn.

Card by Bucky

Token Focus

Thing

If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, then once per turn when you gain one or more tokens of a type, you may gain an additional token of that type.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Ion Flux

Action

Destroy target Thing. If you control any energy tokens, remove that Thing from the game instead and gain an Energy Token for each energy token you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Desperate Measures

Thing

When another Thing you control would be destroyed by an effect controlled by an opponent, you may draw two cards.
When Desperate Measures is destroyed, you may discard two random cards to return it to your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9s

AutoBailiff

Thing - Robot

Action:Target Thing's text becomes blank until the end of your next turn.

Reaction: When an opponent's Thing destroys a Thing or uses its Action ability, use Auto Bailiff's Action ability on it for free immediately afterwards.

Card by Bucky

0t

AutoBailiff's Corral

Thing

Things this is attached to have their ruletext ignored.
Action:Attach this to target Thing and release any other attached Things.

Card by Bucky

1t

1000 Volts

Action

Destroy a Thing. If it had an Action ability, activate it one last time.

Card by Bucky

Allbeard, Avatar Of Piracy

Thing - Pirate

Opponents cannot draw cards. The first time you would draw a card each turn, you may choose to draw an additional card for each opponent you face. At the start of your turn, if any opponents have empty hands, destroy Allbeard and discard your hand.

Card by Nehh

Organ Wrangler

Thing

While this is in play, its controller treats the draw pile as if it were the discard pile and vice versa. Whenever you draw a card from the discard pile, if that card was the last card in the pile you win the game.

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Really did a number on me, especially when he put my digestive tract in back-to-front.

Card by Nehh

Bad Habit

Thing

Whilst Bad Habit is in your hand, you cannot play Actions. If Bad Habit is the only Thing you control, return it to your hand.

Card by Nehh

Enchanted Coffee Mug

Thing

If you do not play a Thing or use this card's ability during your turn, either destroy this card or reveal that your hand contains no Actions to return it to your hand instead.
Thing: Play an Action card.

Card by Binarius

Zealous Delivery Service

Thing

Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand so forcefully that another random card in their hand falls out into the discard pile.

Card by Binarius

Lazy Delivery Service

Thing

Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand, but instead of handing it directly to them, feel free to just toss it nonchalantly onto the table in front of them, you know, whatever. If it lands face-down at an odd angle, you've done your job: draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Powerwash

Action

Shuffle all Things into the deck. You may play this as a reaction to an Action, instead shuffle the discard pile into the deck.

Card by Y3K

2t

Vacation

Action

Take two extra turns after this one, but you can't play cards during those turns.

Card by Bucky

3t

Instant Reboot

Action

Discard your hand and draw that many cards. If you haven't played any other cards this turn, end the turn, then the player whose turn ended takes another turn.

Card by Bucky

4t

Suicide Raid

Action

Destroy up to three of your own non-Token Things, then reveal target player's hand; that player discards the same number of cards of your choice.

Card by Bucky

Wiretap

Thing

Whenever a chosen opponent draws a card, you may look at it.

Card by Binarius

A Trick of the Light

Reaction

Play immediately in response when one of your Things would be destroyed. Return it to your hand instead.

Card by Binarius

Hammer Dance

Thing

If this card has any tokens when your turn begins, you must activate one of its abilities during your turn or destroy it. If it is destroyed with two or more tokens on it, fumble: discard a card.
Action: Gain a Spin or Twirl token.
Action - Percussive Flourish: Consume a Spin or Twirl to return a tangible Thing to its controller's hand, or one of each to destroy a tangible Thing.

Card by Binarius

Solar Panel

Thing

When Solar Panel comes into play, each player gains an Energy Token.
Whenever a player plays a card with any of the strings "sun", "light", or "star" in its title, that player gains an Energy Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Another Magnet

Action

Target player gives you two of their tokens. If they can't, they give you control of one of their Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Straw Man

Thing

Straw Man counts as both a Thing and a Player under its controller's control (it is still your opponent).
Straw Man cannot draw cards or have cards in its hand.
At the end of your turn, Straw Man takes a turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Theft By Numbers

Thing

Choose a digit from 0 to 9. Whenever a card with that digit in its title or cornervalue is played by an opponent, put it in your hand instead.

Card by Nehh

Invisible Ink Contract

Thing

Action: Target blank thing gains the rulestext 'If you control 5 or more things with this rulestext, win the game'.

Card by Nehh

9000 Unstoppable Volts

Action

Destroy target Thing with an activated ability. Create an Action card with the text of that Thing's ability and give a copy of it to all players.

Card by Nehh

5t

Super Action

Action

Discard some cards. If you discarded at least

1: Destroy a Thing
2: Draw a card
3: Gain control of all tokens
5: Everyone else discards their hand

8: Eliminate target player

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(Do all that apply)

Card by Bucky

6t

Fair Trade

Action

Choose an opponent and a Thing you control. They trade one of their non-token Things of their choice for your chosen Thing.

Card by Bucky

7t

Emergency Dispatcher

Thing - Robot

When an opponent plays an Action card, you may use an Action ability in response.
Action:Gain a Police-Drone token if you have less than two of them.

Card by Bucky

Defective Knockoff

Thing

Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing's Action abilities are considered blank.

Card by Binarius

Burning Sensation

Thing - Spell

Discard a card to play Burning Sensation into any player's control.
Flip a coin at the end of your turns: on tails, you must discard a card.

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It doesn't actually cause injury, but it hurts a lot.

Card by Binarius

Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Permission

Action

“Borrow” an opponent's Thing. Apologize if they get angry at you.

Card by Binarius

Department of Victory Committee

Thing - Bureaucracy

Any player may skip their turn to gain a License Token. If an effect controlled by a player would destroy a License Token that player doesn't control, that player discards their hand.

Players who do not control a License Token may not win the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

ChainChainmail

Thing

When this card comes into play, attach it to another ChainChainmail you control. If you don't control another ChainChainmail, attach it to any other Thing you control and put a copy of ChainChainmail into play.

If the Thing ChainChainmail is attached to would be destroyed, destroy this card instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chainreactionmail

Thing

When this card comes into play, attach it to another Thing you control.

The Thing this card is attached to cannot be destroyed by any effect that would simultaneously destroy any other Things, or that has already destroyed any Things in this resolution of that effect. If an effect destroys the Thing this card is attached to, this resolution of that effect cannot destroy other Things this turn.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Haunted House

Thing

When Haunted House enters play, every player must place one card from their hand face down on the table and put a Ghost token on it. At the end of your next turn after playing Haunted House, destroy it along with all Ghost tokens and every card with a Ghost token on it.

Card by Binarius

Stern Admonition

Reaction

Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. Return that Action to the opponent's hand; it may not be played during this turn.

Card by Binarius

Dramatic Irony

Action

Look at as many cards on the top of the draw pile as you have opponents and end your turn.

Card by Binarius

8t

Catalytic Inhibitor

Thing

Players must discard another Action to play an Action card, unless the Action shares a cornervalue with a Thing they control.

Card by Bucky

9t

Disassembler

Thing - Robot

Whenever you use an Action ability of a Thing, you may destroy that Thing to draw 2 cards.
Action: Discard your hand.

Card by Bucky

0u

Gnome Ann

Thing

One per turn: You may do something that another card explicitly forbids you to do.

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Gnome Ann is above the law.

Card by Bucky

It's Over, Isn't It?

Action

If there are fewer players than the game began with, target player discards their hand and draws three cards.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Too Short To Ride

Thing

Players with fewer cards in their hand than you may not play Things.

At the start of an opponent's turn, if you have more than 4 cards in your hand, put this card in the discard pile.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Guacola

Thing - Food?

When Guacola enters play, gain 5 Money Tokens. When Guacola is destroyed, draw a card.
Action: Take a sip. Discard a card in immediate regret and destroy Guacola.

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It's not even good on chips.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Stylish New Haircut

Thing

Draw a card.

Draw an extra card at the beginning of your next three turns after this card is played, then remove the word “New” from its title.

Card by Binarius

Flywheel

Thing

If Flywheel has fewer than five cards under it when your turn starts, you may draw cards until you draw an Action, put it face-down under Flywheel, and shuffle the other cards into the draw pile. If Flywheel is destroyed, discard its Actions and you and its destroyer must both discard two random cards. Thing - Discharge: Put Flywheel's Actions into your hand.

Card by Binarius

Fishing Net

Action

Gain control of the most recently discarded tangible Thing and three Fish tokens.

Card by Binarius

1u

Shell

Thing/Action/Reaction

As a Thing: Attach to a Thing. If it's targetted by an Action, that action targets Shell instead.

As an Action: Destroy a Thing

As a Reaction: Play when a Thing becomes a target to make it indestructible for the rest of the turn.

Card by Bucky

2u

Pair Production

Action

Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you've revealed an Action and a Thing. Put an Action and a Thing from them into your hand and discard the rest.

Card by Bucky

3u

Boon of Fire

Action

Target player gains a Thirst token and discards two cards
OR destroy a living Thing
OR destroy all flammable Things
OR Eliminate each opponent with a Thirst token.

Card by Bucky

Legecy Wepon

Thing - Legandary

Other Things you control cannot be the target of actions or effects.
At the end of your turn, erase all rulestext from target Thing.
During your turn, you control all Things in play.

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You can build an imperfect machine out of perfect parts.

Card by ChippyYYZ