The Unplayable Dvorak Deck follows the same rules of the Infinite Dvorak deck, with one new special rule:
If a player successfuly plays any card of the Unplayable Dvorak deck and fulfills all of its commands (in a Thing's case, until the end of the turn), they win the game and the card is removed from the deck archive.
Draw 999 cards.
Playing With a Full Deck
If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.
Card by jtwe (Infinite Dvorak deck)
A Little More Conversation
Destroy an Action.
Coming up short
Discard a number of cards equal to one plus the number of cards in your hand.
No cards may be played on the turn this enters play.
Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.
The Ultimate Pick-Up Line
Lick your eyebrows when this comes into play.
Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your next turn.
Negate this Action.
You may not play this card if playing it would cause any player to win the game. You are eliminated.
Forget it. I don't care if you're a guitar hero or not, you can't play Jordan.
Mjolnir, Hammer of Thor
If this card leaves your hand, put it back in your hand. If this card is in play at the end of your turn, you win.
You must say the secret word when you play this.
No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.
Play another card called Double Trouble.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Shuffle the draw pile into the discard pile and draw a card.
You must win a game of Dvorak against the Devil in order to play this card.
The Playable Card
All special rules are repealed while playing this card.
Remove this card from the deck before beginning the game.
Draw a card and play it immediately.
Wand of Summon Monster
Search the draw pile for a Monster card and put it into play. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Gain control of a fish.
Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes
When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it.
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Say the name of this card as you play it. You must pronounce it correctly.
Cannot be played. Discard this card from your hand to look at another player's hand and force them to discard any one card.
Discard a card and play it immediately.
As an Action: No matter what, don't play any cards this turn. As a Thing: This card does not belong on the table. Put it in the discard pile.
Compose and record a hit song about Dvorak. You may choose its genre, but it must appear on the Billboard Hot 100 or the UK Singles Chart.
Play this only in response to winning the game.
Destroy a rainforest and put an unholy number of Wikipedia Article Tokens into play.
Warning: Critical Mass
When this enters play, type:
Then shuffle the deck.
This card is neither an Action nor a Thing.
Taste the Infinite
Put this card on top of the draw pile, then draw a card and immediately play it if possible.
If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile.
Every turn, including the turn this card enters play, destroy a Thing and eliminate its controller.
Discard a token, eliminate a Thing, and destroy an opponent.
Play this card into your control after you have been eliminated.
Reveal an Action from your hand. Play this as a copy of the revealed Action.
You cannot end your turns. You may take any number of extra Actions each turn.
You cannot win the game while White Flag is in play.
Chuck Norris's Secret Weakness
This card is a figment of your imagination and doesn't exist.
You may think you're reading it now, but trust me, there is no card here.
You may only play this card if you have no cards in your hand.
Eliminate a player.
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Out Of Order
For some reason that lies just outside of your ability to comprehend, you can't play this card. Sorry.
The Spanish Inquisition
Play only in response to "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition."
"I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquistion"
Play only in response to The Spanish Inquisition.
Gain a Music token and play this card again.
For the purpose of interpreting Special Rules only, 'Play' really means 'Create'.
Unless you are Bucky, you have not played this card.
Win the game, then remove Free Win from the deck archive.
Works exactly as intended
Everybody Likes Them
Only cards which mention puppies may be played.
The Curse of Epimenides
When you play this card, don't do what it says.
I Don't Feel Tardy
Draw an additional card at the beginning of your previous turn.
THREE OF CLUBS
Draw the 3 of clubs from the deck if it is not in the deck.
Card by garythesnail
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
Get voted off, then leave. Goodbye. You lose.
Kevan, Kevan, Kevan, Bucky, Kevan. Kevan, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Card by garythesnail
You can't play Robot Torso unless you already control Robot Legs.
Draw a few cards (you must draw exactly a few).
Perform four different actions from the following list:
*Draw a card
*Return a nonliving Thing to its controller's hand
*Gain a number of Energy Tokens equal to the number of cards in the discard pile.
Choose the second option OR choose the third option OR (option not available).
Roll a 39-sided die and destroy exactly that many Things.
Hovercraft may not touch any surface.
Discard your hand. Play any card from your hand.
You may play Logical Paradox at any time it isn't legal to play it, and at no other time.
The Wild One
The Wild One cannot be controlled!
Where'd Everyone Go?
Shuffle this card back into the draw pile immediately when it is drawn if there are any players left in the game.
Corner the Market
Destroy target cornervalue. (leave the rest of the card unharmed.)
Totally Worth It
Give Bucky $2000 (USA dollars, cash only).
Discard a token from your hand and a Thing card from Up Your Sleeve each turn.
When you discard this card from your hand, create a token of any type under target player's control.
When you play this card, it immediately returns to your hand.
These cards used to be in the deck archive, before someone used them to win a game.