Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4901-5000
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 4901-5000 | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Highest Form of Flattery
Thing
Whenever chosen opponent draws a card or destroys a Thing, you may do so as well.
#4901
Card by Binarius
You Win If...
Action
Roll a die. 1: ...you control the most non-token Things. 2: ...you have the fewest tokens. 3: ...you have the fewest cards in hand. 4: ...one of your Things has been destroyed since the end of your last turn. 5: ...you reveal an Action with a cornervalue from your hand. 6: There is no "if"; you just win.
#4903
Card by Binarius
AWaD1
MortmainThing
All land and place things you control may not be targeted by action abilities.
#4904
Card by gill_smoke
AWaD2
LedgermainAction
Draw a card or put a card from the discard pile into your hand or swap a card in your hand with a card in another players hand.
nicely done
nicely done
#4905
Card by gill_smoke
M1
ManipulateAction
Activate the action ability of a living thing that you do not control.
#4906
Card by gill_smoke
5V
Baby PromulgThing-Beast
Whenever a player discards a card or Baby Promulg destroys a Thing, put a Size token on Baby Promulg.
Action:If this has at least 2 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token.
Action:If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing.
Action:If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player.
Action:If this has at least 2 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token.
Action:If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing.
Action:If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player.
#4907
Card by Bucky
6V
Gluttonous PromulgThing-Beast
Comes into play with 3 Fat tokens. If Gluttonous Promulg ever has no Fat tokens or more than 5 Fat tokens on it, destroy it.
At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg. Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg.
At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg. Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg.
#4908
Card by Bucky
Your Horoscope For Today
Thing
Draw two cards at the beginning of your turn and destroy this card if you do not play either of them during your turn.
#4909
Card by Binarius
11:30
OversleepAction
Target player must skip their next turn, but they are so well rested that they draw three cards at the beginning of their following turn.
#4911
Card by Binarius
6P
Pink SlipAction
Remove a living thing from play.
Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director
Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director
#4912
Card by gill_smoke
P6
Clear EnvyAction
Discard this card to take control of another players thing. When played as an action If you have fewer things in play than every other player take a card from another players hand. if you have more reveal the top card from the draw pile. the next time you draw take the revealed card too.
#4913
Card by gill_smoke
L6
No Token LawThing
Players destroy all of their tokens at the end of their turn.
#4914
Card by gill_smoke
The Hammer
Thing
Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and give The Hammer to that Thing's (former) controller.
#4915
Card by Binarius
Speargun
Thing
Action: If there aren't any in play already, put a Spear token on an opponent's Thing. Action: Gain control of a speared Thing and destroy the token.
#4916
Card by Binarius
One-Two Punch
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing.
#4918
Card by ChippyYYZ
Concentrate
Action
Draw a card. Then, draw 2 more cards unless any player destroys a Thing they control.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.
#4919
Card by ChippyYYZ
Metroid Emblem
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, gain control of an Energy Token.
If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn.
If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn.
#4920
Card by ChippyYYZ
Past-Master
Thing
Action: Choose an Action card or a Thing with an Action ability from the discard pile, use its action ability, and remove it from the discard pile.
#4921
Card by Corrigan
Ralphs
Thing
Roll one six-sided die. The result is the number of Ralphs that you have. The Ralphs all live in this card, which is destroyed when the last Ralph is destroyed.
#4922
Card by Corrigan
Fire Hydrant
Thing
When this card is played, have all players vote on what Water tokens do.
Action: Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish.
Action: Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish.
#4923
Card by Corrigan
The Very Large Box Of Nothing
Thing
You may play an unlimited number of Things on this card as a free action. Things on The Very Large Box Of Nothing may not be targeted for card effects and are destroyed when The Very Large Box Of Nothing leaves play.
#4924
Card by CKY
Dimension of Infinite Kittens
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, put 20 Kitten tokens (acting as Things with "Action: Destroy a Thing" belonging to you) on the field, unless that player discards his hand.
#4925
Card by CKY
Last Laugh
Action
Play when an opponent is about to win. He loses the game.
#4926
Card by CKY
Recipe For Disaster
Thing
At any time, you may reveal your hand. If there are at least three food cards in it, discard them and eliminate target player.
#4928
Card by ChippyYYZ
Bannana Cream Pie
Action
Choose a Thing that has a face. Its text is blanked.
#4929
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reflective Coating
Action
Negate the effects of any card that would target any of your Things until the beginning of your next turn.
#4930
Card by Binarius
Scroll of Hastening
Thing
Remove yourself from the normal order of play; instead, take a turn after each of your opponents takes their regular turn.
#4931
Card by Binarius
11/2058
TwinkieAction
If you have at most two cards in your hand, draw three cards.
#4932
Card by Binarius
E2
FightballAction
Players discard their their hand in turn order the last player with a card gets a cheap plastic trophy token.
That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/
That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/
#4933
Card by gill_smoke
E2
Jacked FeedThing
Attach to a non living thing. If the attached thing performs an action roll 2d6 on a 2 destroy this card and the card it is attached to on a 3 or 4 this action does nothing on a 12 destroy this card.
#4934
Card by gill_smoke
E2
EnvoyThing
If a player would take one of your things the must take the Envoy first.
#4935
Card by gill_smoke
7V
Gravity EngineThing
You may play an extra Thing each turn. If you do so, return one of your non-Token Things to your hand.
#4936
Card by Bucky
8V
RefurbishingAction
Permanently change target Thing's name. All references on that Thing to its old name now refer to its new name.
Draw a card.
Draw a card.
#4937
Card by Bucky
9V
ExtinguisherThing
Enters play with 3 Foam tokens on it.
Action:Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token.
Action:Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token.
#4938
Card by Bucky
Gravy-Breathing Dragon
Thing
Other Things you control are blank.
Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens.
Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens.
#4940
Card by ChippyYYZ
Asbestos Curtain
Thing
Fire-based effects may not destroy Things you control or target you.
Action: Give control of this card to any player. They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control.
Action: Give control of this card to any player. They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control.
#4941
Card by ChippyYYZ
R3
Live Faust Die JungAction
Every player who has a demon, devil or undead card in play draws a card for every such card to a max of 10. All players with Philosopher, psychologist or therapist card(s) in play are eliminated.
Title thanks to Big Rude Jake
Title thanks to Big Rude Jake
#4942
Card by gill_smoke
3R
Big Rude JakeThing
Whenever you play an action card pick a target player and force them to discard a card.
#4943
Card by gill_smoke
R3
Theater in the RoundAction
Discard this card when you hand is at or above your max hand size to reset the current game back to the beginning. When played as an action collect a money token for every living thing all other players control.
All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner
All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner
#4944
Card by gill_smoke
When the Bough Breaks
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand.
#4945
Card by Binarius
Astaroth's Choice
Action
Destroy all food-related Things and replace each with a Strawberry Candy token.
#4946
Card by Binarius
0V
FlamethrowerThing
Enters play with 2 Fuel tokens on it.
At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them.
Action:Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing.
At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them.
Action:Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing.
#4948
Card by Bucky
Pyromancy
Action
Put a Flame Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand, OR destroy all things with Flame Tokens on them.
#4949
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wings Of Wax
Thing
Whenever your hand contains five or more cards, destroy this card and you are eliminated.
Action: Draw a card.
Action: Draw a card.
#4950
Card by ChippyYYZ
Overblaze
Thing
When this card comes into play, destroy a Thing.
If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed.
If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed.
#4951
Card by ChippyYYZ
Firestorm
Thing
If one of each player's non-token Things is on fire, destroy every Thing. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing.
#4952
Card by Binarius
Pyromaniac
Thing - Person
Draw a card whenever a Thing is destroyed by a fire-based effect. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with a Flame token on it.
#4954
Card by Binarius
F0
Flame WarAction
Destroy a number of your opponents' cards equal to the number of cards you have with Flame tokens on them.
NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK.
NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK.
#4955
Card by Nehh
E1
Fire ElementalThing
This card comes into play with 10 Flame tokens on it. It cannot be destroyed by fire-based effects. If it would be destroyed, instead destroy one of the flame tokens on it. If this card has no flame tokens on it, destroy it. Action: Create 1 Flame token and place it on a card.
#4956
Card by Nehh
Extinguish
Action
Target any Thing. Remove all Flame tokens from that thing.
Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro
Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro
#4957
Card by Nehh
1X
Protective CoatingThing
Your Things cannot have other Things played on or attached to them (including Tokens).
#4958
Card by Bucky
2X
ThuggeryAction
Look at another player's hand and move a card in it to your own hand. That player draws a card.
#4959
Card by Bucky
3X
X CollectorThing
If you control 3 Things with X in their names or cornervalues at the start of your turn, you win the game.
#4960
Card by Bucky
Meat
Thing
If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Cooked Meat into your hand.
Meat is murder, tasty murder.
Meat is murder, tasty murder.
#4961
Card by Nehh
Cooked Meat
Thing
If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Burnt Meat into your hand. If you would be eliminated, you may instead remove this card from play.
Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh?
Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh?
#4962
Card by Nehh
Burnt Meat
Thing
If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a Flame token on every Thing you control.
Crispy.
Crispy.
#4963
Card by Nehh
Dragged across a gymnasium by a midget.
Action
All players shorter than 4 feet tall draw three cards.
"It happened to me. No joke."
"It happened to me. No joke."
#4964
Card by Cralag
M2
No money down real estateAction
Play as many place land, terrain or buildings as you wish from your hand.
#4965
Card by gill_smoke
M2
Make me an offerAction
Reveal the top card of the draw pile and auction it for cards or tokens. If no one makes and offer change it's Type to Stuck and this card is now unplayable.
#4966
Card by gill_smoke
2M
Last RitesThing rule
Anytime a living thing goes into the discard pile it's controller may genuflect and destroy a token to remove it from the game.
My condolences on your loss, they will be missed.
My condolences on your loss, they will be missed.
#4967
Card by gill_smoke
Burrowing Hydra
Thing
Gain 2 Head Tokens when this comes into play. If this card would be destroyed, you may instead destroy a Head Token you control.
Action: Give control of any Head Token to target player, or destroy a Thing belonging to a player who controls a Head Token.
Global Action: Discard a card and destroy a Head Token you control. This card's controller gains 2 Head Tokens.
Action: Give control of any Head Token to target player, or destroy a Thing belonging to a player who controls a Head Token.
Global Action: Discard a card and destroy a Head Token you control. This card's controller gains 2 Head Tokens.
#4968
Card by ChippyYYZ
YYZBolt
Action
Say the name of a card in play. Any cards in play with that name are repealed from the game. For each word on each card repealed this way, that card's former controller gains a token whose type is that word.
November 2nd - I have made a breakthrough in my attempts to combine Plasma with Irony.
--ChippyYYZ
November 2nd - I have made a breakthrough in my attempts to combine Plasma with Irony.
--ChippyYYZ
#4969
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hold B To Charge Up Power
Thing
Action: Place an Action card from your hand onto this card OR, if there is already an Action on this card, play it and duplicate one of its effects.
You may not play Actions from your hand while there is an Action card on this card.
You may not play Actions from your hand while there is an Action card on this card.
#4970
Card by ChippyYYZ
Strip Search
Action
Chosen opponent must reveal their hand to you. If any of their cards could eliminate a player, they are eliminated.
#4971
Card by Binarius
Black Rod
Reaction
Discard this card when an opponent plays a card to return it to their hand; it is played automatically at the beginning of their next turn instead.
#4972
Card by Binarius
4X
Orbital Bombardment in D MinorAction - Song
Choose a number from 0 to the number of Things in play. Destroy that many Things at random.
Choosing by throwing pebbles at the table in a rhythmic pattern is optional.
Choosing by throwing pebbles at the table in a rhythmic pattern is optional.
#4974
Card by Bucky
5X
Variations on a Theme by DvorakAction - Song
Repeat each action you took last turn, except with different targets. Repeat the same actions again at the start of your next turn, with yet another set of targets.
#4975
Card by Bucky
6X
Cardboard ToccataAction - Song
Play an Action card and a Thing card and use the Action ability of one of your Things, then take one more Action.
It looks really impressive if you do it fast enough.
It looks really impressive if you do it fast enough.
#4976
Card by Bucky
F9
Flame PortThing
Action: Remove all Flame tokens from your cards. Place them on an opponent's thing.
Now that's flaming with Portal.
Now that's flaming with Portal.
#4977
Card by Nehh
->0
PortalThing
When you draw this card, give a copy of it to an opponent. At any point during your turn, you may give any number of cards to any other player who has a Portal.
Now that's portalling with Portal.
Now that's portalling with Portal.
#4978
Card by Nehh
L7
Activity LawThing
All Things without an action ability have the following text "Action: This action does nothing."
#4979
Card by gill_smoke
G0
GömböcThing
If this is ever turned over it reverts to face up at the begining of it's owner's turn. Action: Flip Gömböc over and target living thing may not perform actions until after Gömböc returns face up.
It's like meditation.
It's like meditation.
#4980
Card by gill_smoke
0G
20 year old componetsThing
If a immaterial thing you control would be destroyed you may destroy this instead.
Even the replacement is obsolete -Purchasing Agent
Even the replacement is obsolete -Purchasing Agent
#4981
Card by gill_smoke
Steal The Blueprints
Action
Look at target player's hand. Take a Thing card from their hand and put it in your hand.
#4982
Card by ChippyYYZ
Suggestion Box
Thing
Action: Draw a card for every living Thing you control and destroy Suggestion Box.
#4983
Card by ChippyYYZ
Frost Storm
Action
Destroy target Thing. Its controller does not draw any cards at the beginning of their next turn.
#4984
Card by ChippyYYZ
Poke
Action
Choose an opponent who didn't play an Action during their previous turn. They must give you a card from their hand.
#4985
Card by Binarius
Break It Down, Chippy
Action
Draw a card for every card by ChippyYYZ you reveal from your hand.
#4986
Card by Binarius
J2
John DoeThing
This counts as a Zombie token.
No really that's my name. -J. Doe
No really that's my name. -J. Doe
#4987
Card by gill_smoke
J2
Johnny LawThing
Action: Take control of any Law in play. Action: Remove from the game a living thing that used a destroy effect since your last turn.
#4989
Card by gill_smoke
7X
Screw the rules, I have moneyAction
Destroy any number of your Money tokens to draw half that many cards (round down). Then play any number of cards from your hand.
#4990
Card by Bucky
8X
StargazerThing
At the end of your turn, look at the Nth card from the top of the draw pile where N is the number of players.
#4991
Card by Bucky
Pocketfull of Starlight
Thing
At any time, you may destroy this card and draw 2 cards.
#4992
Card by ChippyYYZ
Screw the rules, I have pizza
Thing
Give an opponent a slice of pizza: Take an extra turn at the end of this one. Play this ability at any time.
#4993
Card by ChippyYYZ
NguNbuLe's Boon
Action
Erase target thing's first sentence OR return a Thing from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy a Thing.
#4994
Card by ChippyYYZ
Xµ
Pocketfull of StardustThing
At any time, you may destroy this card and N tokens to draw N cards, where N equals the number of players
#4995
Card by gill_smoke
j2
John SmithThing
When you play this from your hand replace the rules text with the rules text of any Living thing in play
Yes that's my name, and alot of other guys too. J. Smith
Yes that's my name, and alot of other guys too. J. Smith
#4996
Card by gill_smoke
Slice of Pizza
Thing Food
If destroyed as food, create a cardboard token
Didn't you follow the directions? you were supposed to remove this before cooking.
Didn't you follow the directions? you were supposed to remove this before cooking.
#4997
Card by gill_smoke
9X
Overstuffed ClosetAction
Return a random Thing in the discard pile to your hand and gain six Junk tokens.
#4999
Card by Bucky
P3
PeterheadThing
Whenever you control a female thing destroy this thing. Action: destroy a non living thing.
#5000
Card by gill_smoke
