The Best Of ChippyYYZ deck
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| Best of ChippyYYZ deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | ChippyYYZ |
| Date | February 2009 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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160 of ChippyYYZ's greatest hits. No rules beside Infinite Dvorak rules. And it's pronounced Wy-Wy-Zed.
Card List
Mind Explosion
Action
Choose one - Draw two cards, or all opponents discard a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Infinity Vortex
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, they remove a card from the game under The Infinity Vortex.
If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.
If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.
Card by ChippyYYZ
ERROR
Fatal Circuitry FlawThing - Equipment
You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it.
Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.
Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Full Bar of Star Power
Thing
If you would be eliminated while this is in play, instead destroy this, discard your hand, and you cannot lose until 4 turns have ended.
You may destroy this as though it were up to four Energy Tokens.
You may destroy this as though it were up to four Energy Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Universal Remote Control
Thing
Action: Activate another thing's Action: ability. Its controller makes any decisions involved.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Finger
Thing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by two.
Action: Give an opponent The Finger.
The card, not the gesture.
Action: Give an opponent The Finger.
The card, not the gesture.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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Card by DijqqzZZA
Polymerization
Thing
Play this onto two things, at least one of which you control. The two things and this are considered to be one thing that you control. Create a name for this new thing. Its text is the text of both of the things, except that you use the new name where it refers to itself by name.
Card by ChippyYYZ
IndestructoTank
Thing
If this this card would be destroyed, throw it across the room instead.
If your hand is ever empty, destroy IndestructoTank, ignoring its indestrctibility. You can still throw it if you want, though.
Action: Destroy a thing and flip a coin. On heads, activate this ability again, targeting a random thing.
If your hand is ever empty, destroy IndestructoTank, ignoring its indestrctibility. You can still throw it if you want, though.
Action: Destroy a thing and flip a coin. On heads, activate this ability again, targeting a random thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Four Leaf Clover
Thing
Whenever something is decided by chance (dice, coins, etc.), you may reroll, reflip, etc. once, and pick which result to use.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Play It Again, Sam."
Action
Target opponent plays a copy of the last card he played.
Bogart never actually said this.
Bogart never actually said this.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Lawyers, Guns, and Money
Action
Discard your hand. If you discarded at least
1 card: take control of a thing.
2 cards: take control of two more things.
3 cards: control a player's next turn.
4 cards: Each opponent discards their hand.
6 cards: You Win.
1 card: take control of a thing.
2 cards: take control of two more things.
3 cards: control a player's next turn.
4 cards: Each opponent discards their hand.
6 cards: You Win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Great Flood
Thing
If there is another thing in play, put it in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Disintegration-Proof Vest
Thing
If you would be eliminated, this card is not destroyed. It just stays on the table where your place was.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Do Not Panic
Thing
If you play no cards on your turn, you may draw an extra card. You never have to discard or play cards against your will.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Panic Mode
Thing
And the end of every non-extra turn (not just your own), take an extra turn. Your maximum hand size is 1.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Occam's Razor Blade
Thing
Action: Destroy the thing with the most words in its rules text.
Chuck Norris shaves with this.
Chuck Norris shaves with this.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Boarding Action
Action
Give an opponent any number of things you control. Destroy that many things that they already controlled.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Error 404
Action
Play right after a player searches the deck for a card. Remove that card from the game. They may search for a different card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3C
Cloak of NilmorphThing
Play this onto a thing. Equipped thing has no types or colors. It is neither male, female, living, undead, blue, red, etc.
Card by ChippyYYZ
4C
E Unum PluribusAction
If you control only one thing, create four copies of that thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
When Octopi Ruled The Earth
Type
All numbers in digit form are interpreted using the Octal system rather than the Decimal system.
The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc.
If the digits 8 or 9 appear on any other card in play or in an action, shuffle this card into the deck.
The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc.
If the digits 8 or 9 appear on any other card in play or in an action, shuffle this card into the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
7T
Bottled FartThing
When Bottled Fart is destroyed, all players discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
9T
Bottle Of Barbed Wire And SaltThing
When this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it discards their hand (of cards).
Aahh! Why do you keep these things together?
Aahh! Why do you keep these things together?
Card by ChippyYYZ
X10
Swiss Army CardThing
When this comes into play, reveal the top 10 cards of the deck. This card has the Action abilities of all things revealed this way.
Card by ChippyYYZ
150
The Golden SnitchThing
At the beginning of your turn, pass this card to the player on your left.
Action and Thing: You win the game.
Action and Thing: You win the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Recycling Bin
Thing
Cards that would go to the discard pile go to the bottom of the deck instead.
Except for this one.
Except for this one.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Three Part Harmony
Thing
Whenever you play an action, repeat its effects twice without changing targets.
Card by ChippyYYZ
CIA Cover-Up
Thing
Whenever a thing is destroyed, it is considered to have been destroyed by itself, not by another thing or by a player.
Say it was a training accident. That's the usual lie, right?
Say it was a training accident. That's the usual lie, right?
Card by ChippyYYZ
"It Is Finished."
Action
Play this only in response to being eliminated. You win the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Resurrection
Action
Put all things from the top 10 cards in the discard pile into play under your control.
This card is not counted in the top 10 cards.
This card is not counted in the top 10 cards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Trespassers Will Be Shot
Thing
Whenever another player puts a thing into your control, destroy it.
Survivors will be shot again.
Survivors will be shot again.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Overenthusiasm
Thing
Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Advanced Targeting System
Thing
Actions you play cannot have their targets changed.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Interference
Thing
Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target.
The Action randomly targets one of the three.
The Action randomly targets one of the three.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Big Rock Ending
Action
Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Radioactive Bite
Action
Generate a random number from 1 to 100. Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand. On a 100, you are eliminated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!
Action
Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.
I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon".
I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon".
Card by ChippyYYZ
Inflation
Thing
Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Income Tax
Thing
Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Advanced Alchemy
Thing
You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Thing
Action: Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game.
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Wrath of Britain
Action
Destroy all things which have titles that contain a R that would not be pronounced by someone with a British Accent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Downloadable Content
Action
Pick a random subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and a random number from 1 to 100. Create copies of the card of that number and the four after it (1 is after 100) and shuffle them into the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway
Action
For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player.
Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each live Turkey in play
I swear to God I thought they could fly.
Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each live Turkey in play
I swear to God I thought they could fly.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Prototype Isochron Sceptre
Thing
When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.
Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Proletariat Revolution
Action
Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.
Card by ChippyYYZ
David Blaine
Thing
Action: Put a thing into your hand and replace it with a thing from your hand.
Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs".
Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.
"Wanna see some magic?"
Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs".
Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.
"Wanna see some magic?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Order No. 227
Thing
If any thing would leave play, destroy it instead.
Ни шагу назад!
Ни шагу назад!
Card by ChippyYYZ
High-Frequency Shield
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Neither this nor the equipped thing can be affected by any card that modifies text, overrules indestructibility, or sends it anywhere but the discard pile.
Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective.
Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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The Sorting HatThing
Whenever a thing (or token) comes into play, a random player gains control of it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Horcrux
Thing
Indestructible. You cannot be eliminated.
Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player.
Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Action-Grenade Belt
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, put three grenade counters on it, remove an action in your hand from the game, and equip this to a thing you control. Equipped thing has
"Action: Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game."
"Action: Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Incarnation Of The Abstract
Thing
All immaterial things in play are put under this card. This card is a living thing and has all text of all cards under it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Camo Suit
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing cannot be affected by actions that do not affect all things in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Warp Blade
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Whenever equipped thing would destroy a thing, it removes it from the game instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tokenmail
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, put all tokens you control on it and equip it to a thing you control. Whenever this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a token on this card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Demonic Spellbook of David Blaine
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing has
Action: Replace target card with a (card's title) Token.
Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card. If the token was on a card, destroy that card.
Action: Replace target card with a (card's title) Token.
Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card. If the token was on a card, destroy that card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Fury of Jimi Hendrix
Action
Destroy up to five things.
Set this card on fire and remove it from the game.
Set this card on fire and remove it from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
War Profiteering
Action
For each player, reveal cards from the deck until you find a thing that equips to another thing, put it in their hand, and draw a card.
Not neccesarily an Equipment, though.
Not neccesarily an Equipment, though.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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AmnesiaThing
Play this under any player's control. When this comes into play, put your hand under this. At the beginning of each of your turns, put a random card from under this card back into your hand. Destroy this card when there are no cards under it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Box Of Memories
Thing
When this comes into play, put 5 random cards from the discard pile under this card. When this card is destroyed, put these cards in your hand.
Action: Destroy this card.
Action: Destroy this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Allergic Reaction
Action
Choose a type of Token. Each player discards a card for each token of that type under their control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Odd. That Wasn't Supposed To Happen."
Action
Play in response to a player winning the game. Negate the card that caused them to win and put it into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hydra Emblem
Thing
Whenever a token you control is destroyed, replace it with two of the same tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
This Is Madness!
Thing
Whenever a player would discard a card, they may play it instead.
This is a reference to something other than Sparta.
This is a reference to something other than Sparta.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stonewall Jackson
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn.
If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.
If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Surprise Attack
Action
Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Kill Mode Engage
Thing
All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing."
Action: Eliminate an opponent.
Action: Eliminate an opponent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
King Of Fire And Ice
Thing
Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mind Implosion
Action
Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
R6
Cheat Code Of *Unlock All*
Thing
You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand.
You may not win the game.
You may not win the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Literalism
Thing
All things are considered to be cards instead of the thing they represent.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Countermelody
Thing
Whenever you play an action, you may discard an action card to add its text to the first action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thunderbolt and Lightning
Action
Very, very frightening.
Destroy two target things.
Destroy two target things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Knowledge Is Power
Thing
Action: Create an Energy Token for each card in your hand beyond 3.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Time Is Money
Thing
You may skip your turn to create 10 money tokens under your control.
Action: Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn. You may only use this ability once per round.
Action: Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn. You may only use this ability once per round.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Unspeakable Wrath Of Qzmrn'pcsjYx-gyh
Action
Target player discards his hand, destroys all things he controls, and skips his next turn, all in an unspeakable manner.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Archetypical Multi-Piece Ultimate Weapon
Action
Create three things called "Artifact Piece" with text:
"Action: If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player."
Shuffle them into the deck.
"Action: If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player."
Shuffle them into the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Secret Chamber Of Helga Hufflepuff
Thing
Indestructible. When this card comes into play create a Giant Badger token. Badgers count as yellow.
Action: Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control.
Action: Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sword of Ravenclaw
Thing
Indestructible. You have no maximum hand size.
Action: Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible.
Action: Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Guns. Lots Of Guns"
Thing
Indestructible. When this comes into play, give each player 8 Gun Tokens.
Global Action: If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns.
If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile.
Global Action: If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns.
If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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CharizardThing
Action: If you control four Energy Tokens, destroy two of them and destroy target thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Won't Get Painkillered Again
Action
This card counts as having been played by each player. If each player destroys four Energy Tokens they control, each player wins. Otherwise, everyone loses.
Card by The Whodas Priest
Obscure Token Collector
Thing
When this card comes into play, create a token of each of the following types.
Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token.
If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win.
Really, a Token token. I swear I'm not making these up.
Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token.
If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win.
Really, a Token token. I swear I'm not making these up.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Global Warming
Thing
At the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.
Card by Al Gore
Break The Barriers Of Race
Thing
Any cards that refer to things of a specific color or things not of a specific color (like non-blue) are considered blank.
Hmm. I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck...
Hmm. I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck...
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hail To The Chief
Action
Each player gives a card to the player with the most things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Item Duplication Glitch
Thing
Action: Discard a card to replace the text of target thing with the text of another target thing.
It's easy. Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and...
It's easy. Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and...
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code Of *Omniscience*
Thing
You may not win the game. You may look through the deck or at any player's hand at any time.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Infinite Money Glitch
Thing
You are considered to control a countably infinite amount of Money Tokens.
...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until...
...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until...
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cry Witch
Thing
Any player may use this card's Action Abilities.
Action: Create a Witchery Token under target player's control.
Action: Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens.
Action: Create a Witchery Token under target player's control.
Action: Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code of *Create Item*
Thing
You may not win the game.
Thing: Search the deck for a thing and put it into your hand.
Thing: Search the deck for a thing and put it into your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Infinite Exp. Glitch
Thing
Action: Create a Monster Token and destroy it. Draw a card.
...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again...
...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again...
Card by ChippyYYZ
Reocurring Nightmare
Action
If this card would be discarded, you may play it instead.
Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Brainwave Overload
Action
Discard a card.
Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up.
Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Soup Kitchen
Thing
Action: Create a Soup Token and give control of Soup Kitchen to the player with the least food. If multiple players tie for least food, you choose which one of them gets Soup Kitchen.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Dual Wielding
Thing
You may not play things.
You may play twice as many actions per turn.
Action: Return this card to your hand.
You may play twice as many actions per turn.
Action: Return this card to your hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mindshatter
Action
Put this card in target player's hand. They discard random cards until this card is discarded.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mindweave
Thing
All player's hands are pooled into one community hand. Maximum hand size is the sum of each player's max hand size. When this card leaves play or if the above ability stops for some reason, discard the hand and each player draws a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Corrupted Hypermode
Thing
At the end of your turn, draw an extra card. If your hand is ever empty, destroy Corrupted Hypermode. You have no maximum hand size. If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you are eliminated.
Action or Thing: Destroy a thing other than this one.
Action or Thing: Destroy a thing other than this one.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Kryptonite
Thing
When this comes into play, choose a thing. That thing's text is blank while this is in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Red Shift
Thing
All cards are considered to be red in addition to their actual color.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tangled Up In Blue
Thing
Play this under any player's control.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Vortex Gun
Action
Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Thrasher
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing other than Thrasher.
Action: Destroy Thrasher, draw five cards, play as many cards as you want this turn, then each player discards his or her hand.
Bow down to the Thrasher!
Action: Destroy Thrasher, draw five cards, play as many cards as you want this turn, then each player discards his or her hand.
Bow down to the Thrasher!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Stairway To Heaven
Thing
When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control.
Oh, and you don't win the game.
Really makes you wonder.
Oh, and you don't win the game.
Really makes you wonder.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rorshach Attack
Action
Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards. They discard a random card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Ch 1
Cheap Plastic CoatingAction
Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Summoner's Pet
Thing
If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card.
The deck is still Finite!
The deck is still Finite!
Card by ChippyYYZ
Unstable Lightning Blast
Action
If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card.
You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.
Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card.
You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Philanthropism
Thing
You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time.
Card by ChippyYYZ
All Hands On Deck!
Action
Each player may play any number of Things from their hand.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Defibrillator
Thing
Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
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MitosisThing
At the beginning of your turn, choose a token. Its controller gains another token of that type.
Card by ChippyYYZ
3Z
Mega InsultAction
Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token. Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each.
Oh, It's ON Now.
Oh, It's ON Now.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Olé
Everything Is A Piñata!Thing
Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one.
Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.
Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Silver Trophy
Action
Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card. When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost.
Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright.
Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright.
Card by ChippyYYZ
"Would you kindly..."
Action
Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control. They must play that card/ability.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo
Action
Play two extra actions. Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn.
FATALITY!!!
FATALITY!!!
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Reincarnation
Thing
Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely.
"Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!"
-Gonzo The Great
"Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!"
-Gonzo The Great
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The Void Flows Through Me
Thing
Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead.
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Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice
Thing
Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing. Destroy this if Global Warming is in play.
With credit to xkcd.
With credit to xkcd.
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Fatal Mistake
Action
Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing. Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action.
Should've cut the blue wire.
Should've cut the blue wire.
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Energy Capacitor
Thing
At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card.
Remove X Energy Tokens:
X=2: Draw a card.
X=3: Play an extra Action
X=5: Take an extra turn.
X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card).
Remove X Energy Tokens:
X=2: Draw a card.
X=3: Play an extra Action
X=5: Take an extra turn.
X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card).
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Ctrl-Alt-Del
Action
Play at any time. Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile.
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Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Thing
Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands. If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead. All targets are chosen randomly. Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn.
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"...The Heck?"Action
Create a new player named The Juggernaut. This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game.
Dude, who was that guy?
Dude, who was that guy?
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Wronski Feint
Action
When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated. Don't tell them you're lying. Take an extra turn.
Dear Reader: He was lying.
Dear Reader: He was lying.
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The Oldest Trick In The Book
Action
Exchange the control of two things.
References
^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5
References
^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5
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Eye Of The BasiliskAction
Replace a thing with a Stone Token.
If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated.
If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated.
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Bottled Zombie Gas
Thing
When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens.
And you thought Bottled Fart was gross.
And you thought Bottled Fart was gross.
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Elemental Breakdown
Thing
Whenever a thing in play has a title that can be spelled using elemental symbols from the periodic table, destroy it and replace it with Tokens whose names are those elements' symbols.
Kryptonite becomes Kr, Y, Pt, O, Ni, and Te Tokens.
Kryptonite becomes Kr, Y, Pt, O, Ni, and Te Tokens.
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Negative Plane
Thing - Universe
Things go to the discard pile when played. Things that are discarded may be put into play instead.
Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control.
Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control.
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Goalie
Thing
If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action.
For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey.
For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey.
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Blue Eyes White Dragon
Thing
You must destroy 10 things you control to play this.
Action: Eliminate an opponent.
Action: Eliminate an opponent.
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Cursed Aztec Gold
Thing
You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.
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"I'm The Best There's Ever Been!"
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, you may draw an extra card. If you do not, you may play an extra card.
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Jordan
Thing
If at any time you control Jordan, you are eliminated.
Star Power is not enough.
Star Power is not enough.
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