User talk:NinjaWookiee

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Welcome Aboard

Hey man, welcome to Dvorak! When you want to add some new cards to the Infinite Dvorak deck, make sure you add them to the Infinite Dvorak deck itself, not to the archive pages. When the main page gets too big we take the top 100 cards out and make a new Archive page, so 5401-5500 should be "It's a Kind of Uno" to "Rig" (which I just did), 5501-5600 should be "Bullet Hell" to "Identity Crisis" (which will be done when it gets too big again), and your new 3 cards should go at the bottom of the Infinite Dvorak main page. I've already made the necessary fixes, so just remember this advice and you'll be fine. I also recommend watching the Recent Changes page, so you know what's going on.
Have fun with Dvorak!--ChippyYYZ 17:55, 12 July 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome! I already saw what's going on by looking at the recent changes, but thank you anyways for the instructions. I'm gonna keep that in mind in the future! :D --NinjaWookiee 18:52, 12 July 2011 (UTC

Rainbow Dash

I was just wondering when Rainbow Dash's "search for a pony" ability happens. I assume it's when you play it, but the card doesn't say. -- Corrigan 20:39, 3rd October, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it happens when Rainbow Dash is played. I'll change the text to clarify it. --NinjaWookiee 14:11, 4 October 2011 (UTC)

Maybe we shouldn't have started with the pony-cards, guys...

Keep in mind that there are to date only 16 cards with "Pony" in their type. This card is too narrowly focused to be really useful. I don't mean to come down too hard on you; just remember, whenever you add a card, ask yourself "Is it fun? Is it useful?" -- Corrigan 13:04, 28th October, 2011 (UTC)


I'm pretty sure there are more cards in the infinite deck which are 'too narrowly focused' on something. I saw a lot of cards which weren't useful and a lot which weren't useful or funny. It was just meant to be a joke, because there were all those pony cards made lately and I'm pretty sure there will follow a lot more. I respect your comment and I actually wanna thank you for that. It shows me, that people actually read and possibly think about my cards. But really, I don't think this should be taken so seriously that someone should "rant" about it usefulness in this deck. And like I said, I bet this card will get more and more useful the time goes on. ;-) --NinjaWookiee 23:53, 28 October 2011 (UTC)

Honorable Champion Warrior Chicken

Why is this card an Action?

--Corrigan 17:56, 31st October (UTC)

Thanks for mentioning. It was a mistake. --NinjaWookiee 10:35, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Swamps of Happiness

So, you can use any number of abilities an unlimited number of times? Wouldn't you just instantly win by making your turn take forever and having everyone else forfeit? -- Corrigan 14:10, November 1st, 2011 (UTC)

Havn't thought about that actually. I'm gonna change that.--NinjaWookiee 05:36, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Ideas that may or may not get added later

Sheldon Cooper
Thing
You may choose to prevent anything that wouldn't make sense in reality.
Bazinga!
Card by NinjaWookiee
Howard Wolowitz
Thing
When this comes into play, remove all female things which were in play at this point from the game. Bring them back when this card leaves play
No one can play female things.

You may choose to prevent a mechanical/robotic thing you own from getting destroyed.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Raj Koothrappali
Thing
"Raj Koothrappali" can't do anything as long as at least 1 female thing is in play.
Thing: Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Choose 1 thing of those cards and put it into play under your control. Put the rest of the cards under the deck. If the chosen card didn't leave play after 3 rounds, shuffle it back into the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Leonard Hofstadter
Thing
You may prevent "Sheldon Coopers" ability at any time.
Action: Draw a card.

If you control "Penny" this card gains the abilities: There is no handcard limit for you and Action: Draw up to 3 cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Penny
Thing
You may prevent any abilities that come from videogame- or comic-related cards.
Card by NinjaWookiee
OP better delivers
Action
Ask 1 player if he has 1 chosen card in his hand. If that player does have the called card on his/her hand, you take it.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Drinking Game
Thing
When this comes into play choose one:
You get 1 drunk token everytime someone shuffles the deck; or you get 1 drunk token everytime 1 of your opponents leaves his place for whatever reason; or you get 1 drunk token everytime the players don't agree on something.
If you have 7 or more drunk tokens you win the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Beat Hazard
Thing
Comes into play with 3 tokens of each kind: Micro Missiles, Ultra Beam and Shield. Sacrifice...:
...1 Micro Missiles token, to destroy 1 randomly chosen thing.
...1 Ultra Beam token, to destroy 2 things from 1 opponent of your choice. It can't be prevented.
...1 Shield token to save Beat Hazard from getting destroyed.
Action & Thing: Roll a die. Destroy x-1 things, where x is the rolled number.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Audiocommentary
Thing
Your opponents say the titles of the cards they draw out loud.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Bruce Banner/Hulk
Thing
Comes into play as Bruce Banner with no abilities. When 1 of your things gets destroyed this card becomes Hulk for 5 rounds with the abilities: Indestructible
and
Thing: Destroy 1 opponents thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Winds of Change
Action
Bring back 1 card that was removed from the game and take it in your hand. Then remove 1 thing from the game.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Power of the Numpad
Action
Choose a number. Roll a die. The chosen number gets replaced with the rolled number on all cards 'til the end of your turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Kinder Surprise Egg
Thing
When this thing gets destroyed, reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a thing card. Place that thing card in play under your control and put the other cards revealed this way under the deck.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Nice Outfit!
Action
If you wear blue pants, play 1 blue card without paying.

If you wear black pants, play 1 black card without paying.

If you wear pants with both black and blue or otherwise colored, play 1 randomly chosen card without paying.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Camouflage Sweatpants
Thing
Cards made by Wofblut are indestructible.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Spoony One
Thing
You can play cards related to roleplaying or classic fantasy elements without paying.
Action: Destroy 1 movie related thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The American/German ALDI
Thing
Roll a die. If the rolled number is even, this card counts as The American ALDI, with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn discard a card and roll a die. You get x/2 food tokens, were x is the rolled number."
If the rolled number is uneven, this card counts as The German ALDI with the ability: "At the beginning of your turn roll a die. You get the rolled amount of food tokens."
Well, it's okay over here.
Card by NinjaWookiee
The Devil's Meeting
Action
Choose 6 things. Number them at random. The first, second and fifth thing get destroyed. The third card is considered blank every second round from now and after 5 rounds, gets destroyed. The fourth leaves play for 5 rounds and its controller discards 1 card. After 5 rounds it becomes indestructible and unholy. The sixth thing stays.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
Thing
At the end of your turn destroy 1 randomly chosen not-token thing.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Found USB Stick
Thing
When this comes in play take the top 3 cards from the deck and place them under this card without looking at them.
Action: Play 1 randomly chosen card from those which lay under this card without paying.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Iced Vanilla Latte
Action
Play up to 3 cards made by NinjaWookiee for free.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Sparkling Ice Tea
Action
Play up to 3 cards made by NinjaWarrior for free.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Wolf Spider
Thing
Everytime a not-token thing comes in play roll a 6-sided die. If it's even, destroy that thing. If it's uneven, nothing happens.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Surfing Orca
Thing
You may play 1 additional action (Action abilities and/or action cards) at your turn.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Fennel-Fish-Tangerine-Salad
Action
Choose -- You may play 2 additional actions this turn (Action ability or action card); or you get 3 food tokens; or you get 1 Snob token with the ability: "Action & Sacrifice 1 money token: You get 1 food token."
Card by NinjaWookiee
Hungry Killer
Thing
Action & Sacrifice x food tokens: Destroy x things.
Card by NinjaWookiee
Tony Hawk
Thing
Comes into play with 3 Skateboard token.
Action & Sacrifice 1 Skateboard token: Destroy 1 thing.
Thing: You get 1 Halfpipe token. If Tony Hawk would get destroyed you may sacrifice 1 Halfpipe token instead.
Thing & Discard 1 card: You get x Skateboard tokens, where x is the number of words in the discarded cards title.
Card by NinjaWookiee