Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5501-5600
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| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 5501-5600 | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Bullet Hell
Thing
At the end of your turn, destroy five Things at random other than Bullet Hell.
At end of turn, if Bullet Hell is the only Thing in play, destroy it.
At end of turn, if Bullet Hell is the only Thing in play, destroy it.
Card by Corrigan
Magical Flying Wizard Girl
Thing
Action: Discard a card to destroy target Thing that doesn't have an Action ability.
Card by Corrigan
Skreyebane Of The Dead
Thing - Pirate Zombie Captain
All Pirates are also Zombies.
As long as Skreyebane is in play, you control all Zombies.
Action: Target Thing becomes a Zombie.
As long as Skreyebane is in play, you control all Zombies.
Action: Target Thing becomes a Zombie.
Card by NARF
10000
Super Saiyan 3Thing
At the beginning of your turn, before your draw step, destroy Super Saiyan 3 unless you discard six cards.
Action: Destroy up to five target Things.
Action: Destroy up to five target Things.
Card by Corrigan
Z3
KamehamehaAction
Destroy four target Things. Shuffle Kamehameha into the draw pile instead of putting it into the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x10
Action
You can't play Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x 10 if you've played a Thing this turn.
Remove all Things you don't control, all cards in your hand and Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x10 from the game. You can't play a Thing this turn.
The power to destroy planets is serious business.
Remove all Things you don't control, all cards in your hand and Super Saiyan 4 Kamehameha x10 from the game. You can't play a Thing this turn.
The power to destroy planets is serious business.
Card by Corrigan
5g
MutateAction
Destroy a Thing and reveal the top card of the draw pile. If you revealed a Thing card, the destroyed Thing's controller plays it.
It could turn you into a super mutant. Or it could just kill you
It could turn you into a super mutant. Or it could just kill you
Card by Bucky
6g
Brain ScramblerThing
Action:Target opponent reveals two random cards from their hand. You may have them discard one and draw a card.
Card by Bucky
7g
Signature MoveAction
Reveal the top card of the draw pile. If its creator is:
Bucky:Unavoidably move a Thing to the discard pile
Corrigan:Eliminate an opponent
ChippyYYZ:Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
Kevan:Pick a word. Destroy all Things which have that word on them.
Anyone else:Just destroy the Thing already.
Corrigan:Eliminate an opponent
ChippyYYZ:Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
Kevan:Pick a word. Destroy all Things which have that word on them.
Anyone else:Just destroy the Thing already.
Card by Bucky
Bullet Heck
Thing
At the end of your turn, destroy two Things at random other than Bullet Heck.
At end of turn, if Bullet Heck is the only Thing in play, destroy it.
For those who lack the guts, skill, or quarters.
At end of turn, if Bullet Heck is the only Thing in play, destroy it.
For those who lack the guts, skill, or quarters.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Remake
Action
Return a card from the discard pile to your hand. Each opponent may discard any number of cards to change, delete, or add that many words on the returned card.
Never as good as the original.
Never as good as the original.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Supermaximum Capacity
Thing
When Supermaximum Capacity enters play, you gain control of all Things.
You can't play Things.
You can't gain control of Things other players control.
You can't gain tokens.
You can't play Things.
You can't gain control of Things other players control.
You can't gain tokens.
Card by Corrigan
A9
Perceptive SphinxThing
At the beginning of your turn, before your draw step, you may look at the top two cards of the draw pile. If you do, you may put one or both of those cards on the bottom of the draw pile in any order.
Card by Corrigan
Ghost Woods
Thing
Each player may play any number of cards with different titles during his or her turn.
Each player may use only one Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability during his or her turn.
Whenever a player plays a card or uses an ability, each of his or her opponents, starting with the next one in turn order, draws a card.
Each player may use only one Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability during his or her turn.
Whenever a player plays a card or uses an ability, each of his or her opponents, starting with the next one in turn order, draws a card.
Card by Corrigan
Chewbacca Defense
Thing
Whoever controls this Thing may bark out questions at random opponents at any time, regardless of turns. If the opponent fails to answer your question, no matter how ridiculous, or complains, then the opponent must destroy one Thing under their control.
Ha! You didn't answer my question, so that means I'm right!
Ha! You didn't answer my question, so that means I'm right!
Card by Morning of the logicians
108
ReincarnationThing
Action: This action may be taken in response to one of your Things being destroyed, including this one. Instead of destroying it, discard the card and search through the deck for a Thing, taking the first one you see. Replace the destroyed Thing with the new Thing.
The Universe is a wheel, and I'm takin' a ride, baby.
The Universe is a wheel, and I'm takin' a ride, baby.
Card by Morning of the logicians
9V
Shock the MonkeyThing
Play on a living Thing. At the start of subject Thing's controller's turn, he or she discards a card. Subject thing has "Action: Move Shock the Monkey to another living thing that it has not been played on yet."
Watch the monkey get hurt.
Watch the monkey get hurt.
Card by jtwe
0O
Opt Out FormThing
Action: Destroy target Thing you control.
Action: Destroy target Thing played on a Thing you control.
If you do not not want to not receive more email from us, don't not click here.
Action: Destroy target Thing played on a Thing you control.
If you do not not want to not receive more email from us, don't not click here.
Card by jtwe
Whirligig
Action
Each player counts the number of cards in his or her hand, then reveals his or her hand. Shuffle all the cards in all players' hands into a pile and deal cards out from it until each player has the number of cards in hand he or she counted.
"Whirligig" is fun to say.
"Whirligig" is fun to say.
Card by Corrigan
Antique Sale
Action
Discard any number of cards. Return that many cards of your choice from the discard pile to your hand. (This happens before Antique Sales goes to the discard pile.)
Card by Corrigan
Plasmonid Recursion Device
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, that player may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand.
"Is that even a word?"
"Is that even a word?"
Card by Corrigan
Color Shift
Action
Destroy target Thing. Its controller reveals cards from the top of the deck until a card of a different color than the desttroyed Thing is revealed then plays that card. Shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
British Crayons
Thing
If at any time an opponent controls or plays a card with the word "color" but not "colour", put that card in the discard pile.
Draw a card when this Thing comes into play.
Draw a card when this Thing comes into play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
F8
SnarkThing
If Snark is in your opening hand, reveal it at the beginning of the first turn.
When you draw Snark, reveal it.
Snark can't be played.
When Snark is put into your hand from another player's hand, reveal it and you win the game.
"We have lost half the day. Any further delay, And we sha'n't catch a Snark before night!"
When you draw Snark, reveal it.
Snark can't be played.
When Snark is put into your hand from another player's hand, reveal it and you win the game.
"We have lost half the day. Any further delay, And we sha'n't catch a Snark before night!"
Card by Corrigan
Berserker's Fog
Thing
When Berserker's Fog enters play, discard your hand.
Skip your draw step.
Your maximum hand size is zero.
At the beginning of your turn, reveal the top three cards of the draw pile and play them all. Any of those cards that can't be played are put on the bottom of the draw pile in a random order.
Skip your draw step.
Your maximum hand size is zero.
At the beginning of your turn, reveal the top three cards of the draw pile and play them all. Any of those cards that can't be played are put on the bottom of the draw pile in a random order.
Card by Corrigan
Pointless Regulation
Thing
If a player has played an Action this turn, that player can't play a Thing this turn.
...or is it?
...or is it?
Card by Corrigan
Spam Rush
Action
Each player reveals their hand. Create X blank Thing cards and put them on top of the deck, where X is 20 minus the number of cards by Bucky in players' hands.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Sheer Force
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may discard any number of cards to destroy that many Things.
Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may discard any number of cards to destroy that many Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Regeneration
Thing
At the end of your turn, if you discarded a card that turn, draw a card, and if a Thing you controlled was destroyed, you may play a Thing.
Card by ChippyYYZ
T5
"We Are Not Two Men! We Are Ten Men!"Thing
Whenever a player plays an Action card or uses an Action ability, that player copies that Action ten times. Each copy may have a different target.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this Thing.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy this Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Scryball
Thing
Whenever you would draw cards, instead draw twice that many cards, then put that many cards from your hand on top of the draw pile in any order. (For example, if you would draw two cards, instead draw four and put two from your hand on top of the draw pile.)
Card by Corrigan
D6
Identification CodeThing
Whenever you play a card with a number-letter corner value, if the letter is one of your initials, you may draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
8g
Garbage BlastAction
Return a Thing from the discard pile to target opponent's hand. That player discards two cards at random.
You'd be surprised how many problems I can solve with a broken Robofrog to the face.
You'd be surprised how many problems I can solve with a broken Robofrog to the face.
Card by Bucky
9g
Garbage StormAction
Return 5 Things from the discard pile to target opponent's hand. Destroy all that player's Things.
Card by Bucky
0g
Garbage CrushAction
Return all Things in the discard pile to target opponent's hand. Then, if that player's hand size is at least three times their hand size limit, eliminate them.
Card by Bucky
T9
Time ThieveryAction
Look at each opponent's hand. Choose a Thing card from one of those hands and put it into play under your control.
Is it really stealing if you didn't technically have it yet?
Is it really stealing if you didn't technically have it yet?
Card by Corrigan
J3
Fallout ScavengingAction
Destroy all Things. Each player, beginning with you, draws cards equal to the number of things he or she controlled that were destroyed this way.
Card by Corrigan
S7
Giant BumblebeeThing
Action: Target Thing's Action abilities can't be used during its controller's next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Tinker
Action
Destroy a Thing you control, then look at the top 10 cards of the deck and put a Thing from among them into play. Shuffle the deck afterwards.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Forecast
Action
Reveal a Thing from your hand as you play this card.
This card has the effect of one of that Thing's Action abilities.
This card has the effect of one of that Thing's Action abilities.
Card by ChippyYYZ
F4
Psychic MorticianThing
Whenever a Thing an opponent controls is put into the discard pile from play, you may draw cards equal to that Thing's corner value.
The true genius of some people is realized only in death.
The true genius of some people is realized only in death.
Card by Corrigan
Suction Gate
Action
Each player chooses a non-token Thing he or she controls and returns it to his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
5P
Memory TankThing
Action: Put an Action card from your hand under Memory Tank.
Action: Play all cards under Memory Tank, then destroy Memory Tank.
When Memory Tank leaves play, put all cards under it into the discard pile.
Action: Play all cards under Memory Tank, then destroy Memory Tank.
When Memory Tank leaves play, put all cards under it into the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
Dewitchery
Action
Choose a Thing whose text has been modified from its original text. Create a copy of that Thing under your control with the Thing's original text.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Banning Spree Combo
Thing
Action: Remove a Thing from the game. If you do not use this ability on your turn, Shuffle Banning Spree Combo and all cards removed by it into the deck.
When 64 cards are removed with Banning Spree Combo, you win.
When 64 cards are removed with Banning Spree Combo, you win.
Card by ChippyYYZ
1h
Hurried SearchAction
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Discard a card
Draw a card
Card by Bucky
S6
Suicide CultThing
When eight or more Things controlled by the same player are destroyed in one turn, that player wins the game.
Card by Corrigan
7A
Fairy ChessThing
After the active player has stopped playing cards and using abilities, each other player, going in turn order, may activate an Action ability of a Thing he or she controls.
Card by Corrigan
2J
Were We Playing a Game?Action
Remove all Things, cards in the discard pile and in players' hands from the game.
Subtlety is for little girls.
Subtlety is for little girls.
Card by Corrigan
2h
Spite vs. EnvyAction
Target Thing's controller may destroy all their Things. If they don't, gain control of that Thing.
Card by Bucky
3h
Life vs. DeathAction
Choose a Thing card in the discard pile and a Thing an opponent controls. That opponent may destroy the chosen Thing. If they don't, return the Thing card to play under your control.
Card by Bucky
4h
Hate vs. GreedAction
Target opponent may discard three cards. If they don't, you draw three cards.
Card by Bucky
Insulate
Action
Remove the draw pile from the game. Put the discard pile and each player's hand into the draw pile. Shuffle the draw pile. Each player draws five cards.
Card by Corrigan
K6
CerebrohydraThing
Action: Roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of cards in your hand, destroy target Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Bone Mask
Thing
Play Bone Mask onto a nontoken Thing you control.
When equipped Thing is put into the discard pile, you may return another Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.
When equipped Thing is put into the discard pile, you may return another Thing card from the discard pile to your hand.
Card by Corrigan
Left Hand of Karn
Thing
Action: Target player chooses a card in his or her hand and puts it face-down under Left Hand of Karn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Right Hand of Karn
Thing
Action: Discard a card. If you do, put target Thing face-down under Right Hand of Karn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Eyes of Karn
Thing
Action: Set aside all face-down cards under Things you control, Restart the game, then put all Thing cards set aside this way into play under your control and all Action cards into the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
T1
Spooon!Action
You can't play Spooon! if you've played a Thing this turn.
You can't play Things this turn.
You may take up to three more Actions this turn.
"Spoon, Arthur. Spoon."
You can't play Things this turn.
You may take up to three more Actions this turn.
"Spoon, Arthur. Spoon."
Card by Corrigan
Shooting Range
Thing
At the end of each turn, you may discard a card. If you do, destroy all tokens.
Card by Corrigan
Personal Satisfaction
Thing
If you don't win the game, you may feel as though you won it.
Dvorak isn't everything.
Dvorak isn't everything.
Card by Corrigan
4h
Epic KarnageAction
Gain a Hand token and put all non-token Things face-down under it.
Card by Bucky
Fishbowl of Depression
Thing
Whenever another card would be put into the discard pile from anywhere, put that card on top of the draw pile instead.
At the end of each player's turn, that player may put five or more cards from his or her hand on top of the draw pile. If that player does, destroy Fishbowl of Depression.
At the end of each player's turn, that player may put five or more cards from his or her hand on top of the draw pile. If that player does, destroy Fishbowl of Depression.
Card by Corrigan
B5
Coal-Powered ChronodrillThing
Action: Discard your hand. Look at the top X cards of the draw pile, where X is the number of cards you discarded times 5. Choose one of them and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Black Hat
Thing
Play onto a Thing you control.
Besides Black Hat and the Thing it's attached to, Things you control can't be targeted by Actions your opponents control.
Besides Black Hat and the Thing it's attached to, Things you control can't be targeted by Actions your opponents control.
Card by Corrigan
Dampening Field
Thing
If Dampening Field is destroyed, the effect that destroyed it destroys no other Things.
Card by ChippyYYZ
ModLoader
Action
Each player may remove a Thing card in their hand from the game. Those cards become special rules with all second-person pronouns replaced with the appropriate form of the name of that player's name.
Card by ChippyYYZ
HERP DERP
special
When you draw this card, show it to an opponent.
Whenever an opponent plays a card, that player may say "Herp Derp." If that player does not, you may discard HERP DERP to negate that card.
Whenever an opponent plays a card, that player may say "Herp Derp." If that player does not, you may discard HERP DERP to negate that card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Monomania
Thing
At the end of your turn, before you discard, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw half that many cards, rounded down.
Card by Corrigan
Altar of Whispers
Thing
Action: Discard a card. If you do, destroy target Thing.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control. If you do, target player discards a card.
When each player has no cards in hand and Altar of Whispers is the only Thing in play, you win the game.
Action: Destroy a Thing you control. If you do, target player discards a card.
When each player has no cards in hand and Altar of Whispers is the only Thing in play, you win the game.
Card by Corrigan
Subspace chest
Thing
Action: Take a thing under your control and place it under Subspace Chest. This removes the card from the game. It cannot be destroyed or otherwise affected, but it's effects are nullified and it's action abilites cannot be used. If Subspace chest is destroyed with Things in it, return the Things to your control.
Action: Remove a Thing from Subspace Chest and return it to your control.
It's nowhere at all and everywhere at once.
Action: Remove a Thing from Subspace Chest and return it to your control.
It's nowhere at all and everywhere at once.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
Firewall
Thing
This card may be played onto a Thing. That thing's text cannot be modified by other cards.
Norton? Seriously? I got rid of that hellspawn years ago. Try AVG.
Norton? Seriously? I got rid of that hellspawn years ago. Try AVG.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
Rogue
Thing
You are allowed to draw a card whenever you like as long as you are able to kife it from the draw pile without being caught by the other players. If you are caught, you do not get the card and must destroy a thing under your control.
Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
Pull From Beyond
Action
Put target face-up card that has been removed from the game into the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Throne Of Many Seats
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may destroy a Thing you control to negate that Action.
Whenever any player plays an Action, any player may destroy two Things they control to negate that Action.
Whenever any player plays an Action, any player may destroy two Things they control to negate that Action.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hyper Vortex
Thing
Action: Destroy Hyper Vortex and four other random Things. Each opponent discards a card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Hyperspace Trinket
Thing
Hyperspace Trinket cannot be targeted by anything without hyperspace in title. If hyperspace Trinket is placed in Subspace Chest both are destroyed.
Action: Create two copies of Hyperspace Trinket and place each one under whomever's control you wish.
It's everywhere at once and nowhere at all.
Action: Create two copies of Hyperspace Trinket and place each one under whomever's control you wish.
It's everywhere at once and nowhere at all.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
Devil's Politics
Action
Propose a rule amendment. All other players vote on it, but write their vote on a slip of paper and aren't allowed to let the others know their choice. When all are done, read them aloud. If all are yes, the rule is put through; if some are no, the rule doesn't go through; If all are no, the rule is still put through.
They tell you not to deal with the devil. Delegating with him is even worse.
They tell you not to deal with the devil. Delegating with him is even worse.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
Forbidden Technique
Thing
If you have <x> darkness tokens:
2: Destroy three Things you control.
3: Discard your entire hand and reduce your hand size to two.
4: Eliminate yourself from the game.
Action: Destroy one target Thing and play an Action you choose from the draw pile (shuffle the pile afterwards). Gain one darkness token.
First it destroys your world, then your mind, and finally your life.
2: Destroy three Things you control.
3: Discard your entire hand and reduce your hand size to two.
4: Eliminate yourself from the game.
Action: Destroy one target Thing and play an Action you choose from the draw pile (shuffle the pile afterwards). Gain one darkness token.
First it destroys your world, then your mind, and finally your life.
Card by Morning of the Logicians
M5
Odin's CoinAction
Flip a coin. If you win the flip. gain control of all Things. If you lose the flip, destroy all Things you control and discard your hand.
The gods do not play dice, but, incidentally, they do flip coins.
The gods do not play dice, but, incidentally, they do flip coins.
Card by Corrigan
Mental Mine
Thing
When Mental Mine is put into the discard pile from play, each player discards his or her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Strange Deja Vu
Action
Play an Action card from the discard pile, then put that card on top of the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Dance Of Eternity
Thing
Action and Thing: Discard a card and play any Action from the discard pile.
Card by ChippyYYZ
One Last Time
Action
Play an Action card from the discard pile, then remove that card from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Fiona's Sword
Action
Destroy up to X target Things, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
"Ei! Ei! Ei! I win!"
"Ei! Ei! Ei! I win!"
Card by Corrigan
A6
Chip DamageThing
Whenever another card causes a player to discard cards, that player discards an additional card.
Card by Corrigan
Clone Blitz
Action
Choose a Thing and discard any number of cards. For each card discarded this way, put a token that's a copy of that Thing into play.
Card by Corrigan
5h
Loadstone FragmentThing
When you play this from your hand, draw a card. You may play this under an opponent's control.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. If your maximum hand size is 0, eliminate yourself.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. If your maximum hand size is 0, eliminate yourself.
Card by Bucky
6h
Curse CannonThing
Action:Target opponent gains a copy of a Thing named "Loadstone Fragment" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive.
It's on page 56.
It's on page 56.
Card by Bucky
Voodoo Curse
Action
Target player discards his or her hand at the end of his or her next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Meatfist the Bloodguzzler
Thing
Action: Destroy a living thing you control other than Meatfist the Bloodguzzler. If you do, destroy target Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Far-Fetched Tale
Action
Look at the bottom five cards of the draw pile, then put them on top of the draw pile in any order.
Card by Corrigan
Storage Throne
Thing
When any player is playing an Action, you may discard 3 cards from your hand. If you do, negate that card and place it under Storage Throne. If Storage Throne is discarded from play, deal all Actions under it evenly among all players. Each player, starting with you and proceeding in turn order, must immediately play all Actions they have just been dealt.
Card by Salamander
Identity Crisis
Action
Choose a card in play that references itself. Then choose another card. All references to the first card on the first card now reference the second card.
Card by Salamander
